*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article.
While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, prepare to make the time between the rapture and the destruction of creation as un-Godly as their satanic minds can come up with.
Australia, inexplicably situated on the opposite side of the earth, has sent out their “model” case, infiltrating American shores through bookstores.
As we all know, bookstores are those dens of inequity where liberals, wiccans, hipsters, the unemployed, emos, girls in superhero underwear, and women who don’t know their place is at the hearth gather.
At Barnes & Noble, initially Christian employees made efforts to cover this outrage up in opaque plastic the way they would with anything else that is a direct and shameless attack on American values, but for reasons not divulged those employees were sacked and the magazine appeared in stores, where women and the eyes of the impressionable young could see it, as is:
Readers versed in the tactics of the antichrist may recognize the Baphomet in this iconography:
Liberal satanists say about this creature they worship, while gratuitously throwing in some encouragement for masterbaiters:
‘The Devil’ is, historically, the God of any people that one personally dislikes… This serpent, SATAN, is not the enemy of Man, but He who made Gods of our race, knowing Good and Evil; He bade ‘Know Thyself!’ and taught Initiation. He is ‘The Devil’ of the Book of Thoth, and His emblem is BAPHOMET, the Androgyne who is the hieroglyph of arcane perfection… He is therefore Life, and Love. Baphomet is further a representative of the spiritual nature of the spermatozoa while also being symbolic of the “magical child” produced as a result of sex magic. As such, Baphomet represents the Union of Opposites, especially as mystically personified in Chaos and Babalon combined and biologically manifested with the sperm and egg united in the zygote.
A quick internet search reveals that this image was not just a single unfortunate instant of lack in good judgment, or a “coincidence” (a word liberals use when they know we have a conspiracy on our hands).
Earlier harbingers of the antichrist have made efforts to hide their immoral and deceitful nature, but this one, with the crudeness and impunity of a true down under Crocodile Handbag Dundee, no longer feels the need, with the rapture this close at hand he says:
“I’m an atheist and a materialist.”
- Andrej Pejic (19)
This Crikey, surprisingly not a descendant of convicts sent to the colonies, is exactly the kind of thing you can expect when Bosnia and Serbia make love-not-war. He is set to devour us all, non-gay men first, and has been practicing for this since early boyhood.
While god-fearing boys in the same age group prayed, pulled pigtails, and learned how to dismember insects, he enticed good Christian house fathers and says haughtily:
“Straight men have been hitting on me since I was eight.” [hairflip]
– Andrej Pejic (19)
Throughout the decadent and immoral fashion world, he is hailed as the new miniskirt, and in order to confuse Christian onlookers more, they have him casted for both male and female fashion shows, including (in a bid to mock both chastity pledges and the sanctity of marriage) pristinely white bridal dresses!
Should anyone you know suddenly express an interest in “fashion”, you know now what time it is, and that this is unhealthy and should be shut down at once; ask your congregation to intervene.
The end times are now, and hard to resist temptations like Australia’s newest weapon of mass destruction may become more numerous and harder to resist. If you want to be raptured in October, do not look upon them! Stay inside and avoid book stores. If you are a good Christian man and are afraid you are in the process of falling, there is help for you right here on Christwire, we will not abandon the Lord’s flock.
In God we Trust.