Exercising used to be a good, wholesome Christian activity that could be enjoyed by the whole family. There was a time when men could go exercise, play some football or baseball, fellowship with other white men of Faith, then shower to wash off the mud and sweat, all without fear of a homogay sneaking up behind them and forcefully entering his mahogany knot with the homogay’s Satan seed spreader.
Sadly, Thanks to the closing of gyms such as Y.M.C.A. by the C.D.C. due to a homogay takeover and rising cases of STDs in the late 70s, mostly caused by the Occult homogay band The Village People, Wholesome White Christian men are now forced to buy expensive gym equiptment for their homes, or get a gym membership to one of the Homogay Agenda’s many workout facilities. If you choose the latter examaple of a gym membership however you always have to remember to bring along 3 pairs of swim trunks for the shower and worry constantly about what you may see upon entering the showers.
I miss the days of playing flag football at the Y.M.C.A. with my friends, now when you go to a gym with a football field, you have to worry about seeing one of the new homogay games being played. This games include such things as soccer, ultimate frisbee, and a new game(which absolutely sickens me) I was just told about by a friend, which is called “Fecal Goal”. This game is played by two homogays on each side of the field goal posts. The one on the field will attempt to shoot feces from his rusty bullet hole, over the field goal post and into the waiting mouth of his partner. What kind of people think up these homogay games? I’m shocked and astounded at this horrifying game.
So, you would expect that the home gym equipment would be the only safe and homogay-free way to exercise without needing to wear an anal chastity belt, right? WRONG!!!
The homogays have found a way to even infiltrate our homes with their frightening sexually deviant workout “tools”. During my painstaking research for this article, I stumbled on to a video from a homogay agenda day-time (thats right, its on during the day) Television show. In this video, which I will provide below, you will see a “Twink”, otherwise known as a cute, small homogay male, talking with, what I have recently found out, is called a “Queen Bear”. Then the “Twink” offers the “Queen Bear” one of the homogay agenda’s newest workout “tools” to try out live on Day-Time Network Television, not HBO, Bravo, or B.E.T.
This video is very suggestive, and borders on pornography. Therefore, Pray before watching it and make sure all Women and Children have left the room: