Can Richard Santorum Shake Off the Gay Plague?
The recent discovery and release of Richard Santorum’s high school yearbook picture is a burning reminder of the gay image issues plaguing the presidential candidate from Pennsylvania.
Richard “Dick” Santorum has what could become an insurmountable gay image problem from the internets hate machine. When “Santorum” is googled, up until a couple of days ago, the first entry was this:
santorum is a sexual neologism for “that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex”
The term became a number one google search after Jon Stewart of the liberally biased news program, The Daily Show, spurred viewers to google the term.
The definition of the term arose from offense taken from a 2003 statement on homosexuality:
“In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts.”
Dan Savage, a radio personality, was offended by Santorum’s remarks and held a contest to define “santorum”. The winning entry was the mixture of lube and fecal matter sometimes seen post homosexual sex definition seen on the entry.
Michael Fertik, CEO of ReputationDefender told Mother Jones, “This is an unusual problem, It’s devastating. This is one of the more creative and salient Google issues I’ve ever seen.”
Each time the link is made from Santorum to the line, the scorn many of the homosexuals feel will be even further embedded as the number one search. It is sad, but even reading this article may further problems for the candidate and keep santorum in the top searches for Google, Bing, Yahoo and Ask Jeeves.
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Author: Blanche Beecham
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9:48 pm
Identity theft at its most sinful
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9:58 pm
There is no limit how low the homogay agenda will go. First lesbians with their gay sinful cats now the internet hate machine.
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10:19 pm
This has to be one of the most informative articles I have ever read BB. I had heard his name but as I believe local politics to be the most important I have never followed him or had an occasion until now to Bing him.
This is a very good lesson that people should not use the internet for these types of things. The subject matter now named after him is very offensive and someone even edited his official bio to say he went to DICKinson school of law. Like there would be such a vile place. Does anyone know what law school he really went to?
Also, what happened to that ask Jeeves?
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10:28 pm
OK..I don’t understand why his parents told him what his name meant many years ago. Perhaps that never read/ heard about anal sex as it is something new that modern perverts discuss.
If they had a discussion on anal sex in his youth he could have changed his last name years ago…and would not be an issue/ worry about his “gay name.”
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11:47 pm
This righteous conservative Christian politician is only trying to make America right again, these ingenious sniveling gays come up with all sorts of ways to make him look as shameful as themselves.
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8:56 pm
Mr. Van Winkle,
I have a different, Biblically-based point of view on this.
While it is true that those that live to spread the Homo lesbo agenda brought this issue into the light of the internets, I’m afraid that no good Christian man would continue to use that name.
Imagine if LBJ continued to use his given name of Labial Baines Johnson? Image the tittering amongst the middle school children every time they studied LBJ’s heroic efforts to bring Christianity to Vietno Nam?
Rather than feeling sympathy for the man that may well be our next President (whose name I will not repeat), I pray we should work to support him do the Christian thing and change his name.
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11:44 am
Internets? Vieto nam? I won’t make fun of you if you stop being steriotypical!
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5:02 am
I believe he will have a harder time trying to shrug off the incredible homoqueer messages in that HS photo!
1. Neatly groomed.
2. Geeky glasses (Brother Alex warns of the geek signs in his latest article)
3. That frou-frou patterned shirt. Real Christian men wear nothing but short sleeved white shirts.
4. Most telling is that feminine “over the shoulder” look. Only women and homoqueers pose like that. Look! It’s almost identical to the pose of our lovely and insightful BB.
I’ll put this Santorum character on my prayer list. Perhaps he will come see me for spiritual guidance.
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12:51 pm
Doesn’t the Good and Holy Bible clearly state “And we shall know him by his name, and if his name means ‘that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex’ then he shall be cast on the heap of writhing, smooth, toned, sweaty, homo-gays”?
I’m confused in all of this, if he is a true servant of the Lord, then why would the google suggest he is a by product of evil butt sex?
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3:35 pm
Oh, my goodness. Does anyone know how to clean Santorum from an otherwise perfectly good evening gown?
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4:13 pm
Those Amway detergents are pretty good.
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2:57 am
Amway keeps America strong!
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11:16 am
Lock it away in a safety deposit box until you need it somewhere down the road.
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2:58 am
Again Mrs. Beecham’s impresses me!
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3:08 am
She is a rock.
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11:36 am
Yeah, and she’s covered with barnacles.
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11:44 am
Hate! All you spew is hate! Dear Claire, even botox will not be able to undo those lines of hate on your face! Or do you have a picture in the attic that is withering away, containing the real picture of your soul?
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7:32 am
God is crying in Heaven for all the venom and bigotry that is spread in the name of Christianity.
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