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Chihuahuas a Christians Worst Enemy
This all began at peaceful farm stand in rthe back country of Georgia. My brother and I were with the family getting some boiled peanuts, fresh peaches, and tomatoes. Like good Christians we try to support the local farmer’s. Our precious moment was suddenly interrupted by ABBA music coming from a car in the distance.
Two men came a driving up in a pink VW convertible. They hit the breaks fast and late, kicking up red Georgia dust which stung me and my brothers eye’s something terrible. We coughed and wheezed. The men were dressed very colorful, and talked very strangely. One was holding two small rats. At least I thought they were rats. Turns out they was dogs. Anyways we were paying the farmers wife, and fixing to leave(Pa was all of sudden anxious to get a move on) when Joey my little brother went to have a closer look at the rats with shiny collars.
Pa yelled, “get back Joey!”
It was to late. The rat had bit a chunk out of poor little Joey’s face.
Pa walked straight over there and wrung that little rat’s neck, spat in the face of the funny dressed mad, and we drove off to the hospital.
Joey almost died. We later found out they wasn’t rats they was “Chihuahuas.”
Chihuahuas are Mexican. The Chihuahua is the favorite pet of Homogay’s/HollywoodStars (one in the same). Chihuahuas are hounds from hell.
Whatever you think you know about Chiauhuas, forget it all!
Chiauhuas
“The breed tends to be fiercely loyal to one particular owner and in some cases may become over protective of the person, especially around other people or animals.”
“Out of 5,000 different dog breeds Chihuahuas are ranked 34 in the top 100 most dangerous.”
“Legend says that if someone is to stare into its eyes three times or more, the person will definitely die.They are often assigned to guard demons and vampire as they walk in the world of the living. In European legends, seeing a hellhound or hearing it howl may be either an omen of death or even a cause of death.”
They have penetrated deep within our churches impersonating Ministers and preachers.
Chihuahuas are expert infiltrators.
Here we see Chihuahuas with Drag Queens and HomoGay’s.
Small children look away.
Now for the real face of this Devil Dog.
God Bless those who lost their soul’s and lives to obtain4r these pictures as a warning for good Christians.
- Excited
- Fascinated
- Amused
- Bored
- Sad
- Angry
As the witch trials were coming to an end, Abigail ran away from Salem. It is not certain what happened to her, but rumor has it that she fled to a city somewhere along the east coast. 
Will someone from Christwire HELP!
I do not know why… The pictures are missing…. http://reallyevildogs.tumblr.com/ For the full effect!
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The tech interns have fixed the image issue.
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God Bless.
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They make almost good as bait for fishing than cats.
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Wow. You’re a sick bastard. What, do you drown cats when you go fishing?
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congratulations you now hate more people than the nazis did/do
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Yes, the liberals hate many people.
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What people do you like? You don’t like black people, because you think they cause welfare. You don’t like mexicans, because you think they’re all illegal. You don’t like Asians, because you confuse them all with the Chinese or the Japanese (and as of late, both). You don’t like British people, because you think the monarchy still has power. You don’t like Germans, because you think they’re all Nazis. You don’t like homosexuals, because you have this stupid idea that they do nothing but rape children and do drugs. You don’t like any actors, because they’re associated with Hollywood. You don’t like liberals or democrats, because you think they’re destroying this country. You don’t like Middle Eastern people, because you think they’re all terrorists.
I’d like to know what people you don’t hate, because it must be an incredibly small list.
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Everything about those erotic pictures madde me soo hawnee I kneeled in front of my chihauhua and let him the the corn out of my poo hole!
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Chihuahuas are adorable. Fuck you.
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No Claire. When we are married, I will not permit you to purchase a chihuahua. Also, we will need to work on cleaning up your language. It is not proper for a good christian young women to speak like a old, grizzled sailor.
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The perceived cuteness is part of the deception.
Do not be blinded or distracted, see past the veil.
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Its just a freaking dog!
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A couple more disturbing points:
1) Chihuahaus are named after a state in Mexico, the main source of illegal crime in this country. They were bred by the Aztecs as part of their Christian sacrifice rituals.
2) They will only attack god fearing white people, and they are as gentle as a dove around “La Raza.”
If there were a fight between an illegal immigrant Chihauhua or a black man’s Pit Bull, I cannot be sure which sinful animal would win. Only the golden retriever can be counted on to protect our precious white children.
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Wow, I sure wish I had some proof provided by the person who made that claim! Otherwise, I could say that Christians are really brainwashed agents of the Devil to think that they’re doing good when the reality is that they aren’t, and NOT have to provide proof since I’m using the same line of thinking as this man!
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Make no mistake bothers and sisters these are wolves in sheep’s clothing and Bieber haircuts!
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[img]http://yienyien.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/chihuahua-toupee.jpg[/img]
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MORE PROOF!
[img]http://i54.tinypic.com/2nqft4w.jpg[/img]
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wow this is the dumbest shit ive ever heard. 1. chihuahuas cant bite a chunk of your face off. 2. they are not from satan, they are just fuckin dogs. THATS IT. and 3. they do not JUST bite God fearing christians. you people are lunatics and need help
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wow this is the dumbest shit ive ever heard. 1. chihuahuas cant bite a chunk of your face off. 2. they are not from satan, they are just fuckin dogs. THATS IT. and 3. they do not JUST bite God fearing christians. you people are lunatics and need help. i guess im going to hell because i have a chihuahua and hes my little boy
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Oh my god! Really?! Do you people have nothing better to do?! I owned a chihuahua (and I’m white) and that was the best dog I ever owned… A little destructive but an awesome animal!
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Knew a cowboy with one a them dogs. Bit his sack off, poor fella. Good news is he decided to go all the way and become a gal. Never a dull moment in the bunkhouse after that. Then he moved to Portland and called himself a “genderqueer” or somethin’ like that.
All on account of a chee wow wow.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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I am really trying to figure out if this is really a serious site or just a place for christian comedic propaganda
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Course it’s serious. What happens is ya get a bunch a queers (whole packs a queers actually) in here tryin’ ta twist it all around. What I’m tryin’ ta figure out is if yer one of ‘em.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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Definately Christian comedy. Have you seen the guide to prapre to be raped? Preparation makes it better. lmao.
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what Guide to prepare for rape ??? Lol don,t tell me they actually make that they are criminal
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Yeah. They do. I thought it was priceless. Here’s the link: http://christwire.org/2011/05/your-guide-to-planning-to-be-raped/
“As horrible as rape is, planning for it like a flat tire can improve things.”
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States#Fatalities_reported_from_1988_through_2011 not a single mention of chihuahuas
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