Dear Subway: If Your Soda Machine Is Self Serve, I’m Just Going To Assume I Get Unlimited Refills
Sometimes here at Christwire we have to take a break from reporting on the obvious sins in our society and focus on the little things that make God angry. Such is the title of this article, and the greedy restaurant owners who perpetrate this type of blasphemy on the public.
The above picture is a soda machine. Next to it is a sign that announces there will be no free refills, and that you will have to pay 75 cents if you are still thirsty later.
Jesus has a problem with this.
As you can see the main sinner in this area is Subway. Think about Subway for a minute: they give you sandwiches the size of the Holy Ghost and drinks no bigger than Satan’s truth telling abilities. We live in America… 12 ounces of soda is not enough! Charging us extra for more after you got us parched from the extra bacon will not earn you any points in the afterlife.
As you can see from the above chart, the content of soda you will consume at a Subway is significantly less than other fine fast food restaurants. That is because the other places give you free refills, and don’t taunt good Christians by trying to make them steal what is rightfully theirs for free.
The idea of luring people in to your place of business with the fake promise of all the soda you can drink by placing a soda fountain in the lobby is nothing less than offensive to good God-fearing Americans. That sort of stuff may go on in europe, or in the Middle East where they probably don’t even have soda, but in the United States we have freedoms. Freedoms that will not be tested by Subways communist policies.
As you can see from our next chart, most owners of these subways chains are of foreign decent. The Arabs that buy into these deals are usually keen to bring thier terrorist ideals with them to our country. Rarely will you find free soda in a Subway, but if you can it is a sure sign of American ownership.
Americans should boycott Subway until they agree to stop being Nazis about their soda fountains. I will be doing so and hope the rest of America and it’s God-fearing people will do the same thing, lest you burn in hell like the terrorists who run Subway.
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Author: Alex Keating
Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com.
9:08 pm
Yes, damn those communists for making us pay for things!
Capitalism forever!
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9:09 pm
Our local Subway franchise is owned by members of our congregation. The profit on soft drinks is higher than any other menu item, including apple slices – with or without free refills.
Refills are free where I live, probably due to the Godly nature of the owners and the high density of White Trash blowback for perceived bogarting of the liquid refreshments.
“Sodie”, as is the regional parlance, flows free in conservative red state areas. Lefties are more likely to agree and not complain to authority about such jack booted elitist trickery like that sign pictured. White Trash will just out and out take it and dare retaliation.
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9:14 pm
So you’re pissed off that your Subway is charging for refills, and then claim that they’re run by Middle Eastern people?
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9:19 pm
It is ran by Middle Eastern people.
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9:26 pm
And how do you know this? I don’t see any sources or claims.
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9:28 pm
You seen the chart?
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9:37 pm
Yeah, and that chart came from your own ass, there’s no source to go with it. There’s also the fact that your graph only has numbers up to 60. What is that supposed to represent? Percent? Then why does it go up to 110 in total if you add it all up? Not only that, but you separated ‘Blacks’ from ‘Americans’. Why? Can’t black people be American? Not only THAT, but considering how your own buddies here say that their Subways give them free refills, your previous graph becomes a total lie since obviously SOME Subways give free refills while you state that none do.
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9:24 pm
I just assumed that any place that makes you fill your own soda has free refills. The cost of the labor is more expensive than the cost of the soda.
I do enjoy the “five, five dollar footlong” but if I have a choice of restaurants I will go to the place that isn’t going to rip me off to support terror.
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9:25 pm
Alex, this hard biting investigative piece is a real feather in your cap. I agree with Blanche that not all Subways have this evil policy, but as Sharia Law takes hold in this country I expect to see it more and more frequently.
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9:37 pm
I’m entitled to free soda when I show up to a restaurant like this for lunch. I grab condiments and stuff too for the break room. It’s all a write off for them in this bailout Obama economy anyway.
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9:39 pm
You’re entitled to free soda? Says who?
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9:42 pm
Blame everything on Obama, that’ll make it better! Even if he’s completely unrelated in every conceivable way!
You aren’t entitled to a free soda, it’s a privilege if anything for an establishment to give you something free, whatever it is. It just so happens that it’s more of a business decision to allow free refills so that customers go to that business more often.
Learn your business practices before you start making shit up.
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9:40 pm
campos burritos charges fifty cents for refills.. probably supporting mexican drug lords
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9:44 pm
If I spend 12 hours a day saving lives, the least the area Subway can do is let me have some caffeine to keep going. I’ll pay for the sandwich but I’m taking all the soda and condiments I want, and will take what I want bacl to work with me. It’s only fair and they have nothing to complain about.
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9:49 pm
That’s stealing and lying. They’re a business, if you want them to stay afloat, you have to pay for their services. They don’t care who you are, since that isn’t something they’re interested in or related to.
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10:01 pm
If you’re not going to pay for the soda then why even pay for the food? What’s the difference?
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8:40 am
Typical Christian with a strong sense of self-entitlement.
Yet you’re probably one of the same people who rails against the “nanny state” and all of the entitlement programs the government runs.
You’re truly a model citizen…
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10:04 pm
Osama Bin Laden is dead! It took Donald Trump to kick the president into action to finally do something about his Muslim ally.
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10:07 pm
So according to you, Obama can do no good. Trump didn’t say shit, Trump didn’t do shit, it was all Obama.
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10:08 pm
Donald Trump is an American HERO !!!.
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5:24 pm
Donald TRump is a fat bastard that does not have the balls to become president.
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10:10 pm
It is my personal belief and ethos that soda at a restaurant should flow as freely as the water. If I have to serve soda to myself, I will drink as much as I want. Subway workers have no business trying to lecture me on how much soda I wish to consume.
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10:16 pm
“Subway workers have no business trying to lecture me on how much soda I wish to consume.”
If it’s coming from inside their restaurant, yes, they do have business lecturing you on how much you can consume. Until you start producing your own soda, you have to pay for it.
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10:18 pm
It’s their property though, it’s their good, it’s their service. You don’t own it, and so you have to pay for it.
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10:33 pm
It’s not. The people working there are workers. They are the help and the owner is not going to lose business from his cash bucket. I would dare any of those helpers from trying to stop me. You don’t get what I’m saying.
Look at it like this. It’s 4pm and I just assisted on call trauma with a procedure. I get a quick 30 mins and get a mid-level to cover my patients. I run to Subway and grab a meal. I don’t have time to bicker over and stand in line to get a refill. I will just have my share.
They look at me and think to ask, but know from my attire I’m of a way higher level than they can ever attain. They know their boss would scold them if they even dared approch me, so don’t try to lecture me and call me names for something so petty. It’s no different than filling up on water.
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11:49 pm
Ok, let’s assume that everyone thought that way. Now, regardless of what the business’s stance on refills are, people are just going in and out, taking their soda. Hell, why bother having to get food? It’s not gonna hurt, right?
Not only that, if you have half an hour before you have to get back to work, then why are you farting about at a restaurant? Why not grab a sandwich at the cafeteria and get something better after you’re done?
Plus, you’re pulling the class bullshit on them. Guess what, you also have a shit ton of harder work to deal with. If you fuck up, you just committed murder, it was because of YOUR hand that a life was lost. At worse, a fast-food worker serves the food too hot or too cold. Not only that, you’re still relying on them.
As for the ‘it’s no different from water’ bit? It’s completely different. Water IS a service that’s free, considering how one just needs a cup and faucet to get it, even at home. Soda is something different. It costs a lot more money to have soda available, alongside the machine, and that money goes to making sure you’re able to get your damn soda, and to make sure that the machine is maintained.
The establishment can do whatever the hell it damn well feels like. If you cause problems, their boss can and will get on YOUR ass, not theirs, about the shit you’re doing, because YOU are costing HIM money. If he tells you to pay for a service and you think you can get it for free simply because you’re a doctor, then he can have your ass taken off the premises, and if you keep harassing him enough times, he CAN and WILL take your ass to court for theft and other things.
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12:20 am
It is cheaper to produce water in America than it is soda. Not that it matters.
Listen, I work hard. My ability to be focused directly translates into lives saved.
If some little dirt faced kid at Subway is messing up my meal by telling me I cannot grab another cup of soda before taking off back to the hospital, they are ruining my lunch and my break. There is more than just me doing it and they know better than making a fuss. We power that Subway’s meal ticket by most of hospital staff flooding over on break. There’s not a lot of good, healthy restaurants around here and the the food they bring to the physicians lounge leaves something to be desired. There is nothing wrong with filling up my mug with more soda before I leave and the fact that they look and know better than saying anything is proof of that fact.
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12:29 am
There’s nothing wrong with it, but refusing to pay for their service if they ask for it is wrong. It’s theft, it’s stealing, and you’re trying to justify that just because you’re a doctor, that somehow entitles you to special treatment. Doesn’t the bible teach one to be ‘humble’ and are you not flaunting your position as a doctor around to justify a crime?
You make big money as a doctor, why get pissed that you fork out not even a dollar for another full cup if the restaurant requires it? Especially when water is free and you could easily get water (which is healthier since it doesn’t have sugar in it, among other things, and if you are someone who works with human lives, the last thing you need is to start feeling funny because you had too much soda instead of water). Is it annoying to fork out the 75 cents? Yeah, but hey, there’s a good reason behind it, and there’s alternatives that don’t cost you your precious spare change.
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7:31 am
“If some little dirt faced kid at Subway is messing up my meal by telling me I cannot grab another cup of soda before taking off back to the hospital, they are ruining my lunch and my break.”
No, they are doing their job.
“There is nothing wrong with filling up my mug with more soda before I leave”
Yes there is, you fat slob. You’re stealing from them.
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7:29 am
“I just assisted on call trauma with a procedure.”
A procedure? A procedure can mean anything. You could have inserted a damn endotracheal tube and then left for all we know.
“They look at me and think to ask, but know from my attire I’m of a way higher level than they can ever attain. They know their boss would scold them if they even dared approch me, so don’t try to lecture me and call me names for something so petty.”
Oh, I see, so you’re going to play the “I’m better than you” card? You arrogant son of a bitch.
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10:51 pm
FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
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11:32 pm
certainly the establishment of an Indian…dot not feather..
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12:11 am
This is pretty much the story of Christwire. to summarise it, “Give me what i want or jesus will hate you”.
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12:34 am
These policies hurt the minorities most. When traveling outside my state I often see African and Mexican families at eating establishments sharing one cup of soda. This and driving without insurance saves them money that they can use to decorate their cell phone and put stickers on their cars.
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7:34 pm
They are selling drinks for money. You must pay for a drink if you want it, or it is stealing.
“You shall not steal”.
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