• Do You Like Star Trek? You’re Likely A Homogay Pedophile

    May 29, 2011 10:07 pm 43 comments
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  • Recently, the research team here at Christwire has brought a disturbing trend to my attention: police all over the nation have been noting that when arresting sodomizing liberals for possessing child pornography they have noticed that 98% of them have also been ‘Trekkies’. It even extends to foreign lands, as during a sting in Toronto over 3 and a 1/2 years, every single person arrested was also found to have Star Trek paraphernalia in their home right alongside pictures of naked boys.

    It doesn’t stop there either. Police in California and Florida have noticed the same things, to the point of inter-department memos being passed around and potential stakeouts being discussed for larger Star Trek conventions. One long time officer, speaking under the condition of anonymity, told Christiwre “These people are always Star Trek fans. Always. They are never not.”

    This has been a known problem since at least 2005, and was a main force behind the cancellation of newly formed trek offshoot “Enterprise”, but lately it has been rearing its ugly head more and more often. It’s threat to Christianity in the past has been nominal, but with the homogay liberal agenda in power more and more of our youth are being introduced to homosexuality under the guise of fantasy role playing and Star Trek is at the forefront of that very genre.

    The ‘gritty Hollywood reboot’ and planned sequel proves this. Until Obama was elected, there wasn’t even fallacy talk of reviving such an evil. As soon as he hits office and brings the homogays with him, we see another movie almost immediately. This is not a coincidence. This was planned long before it was known that Barack instead of Hillary would be taking over for the great Bush 2.

    If you are looking for proof there is plenty; how about George Takai? He is a huge homogay and also, not coincidentally, a member of the original cast. He was also investigated by the FBI for sleeping with young men. Mr. Takai may have gotten away with his nose clean once but Christwire has been assured by certain law enforcement agencies that his time is soon coming.

    As is the time for every Star Trek Fan out there. Christwire is here to let you know that we have found you out! No more will you be caressing the milky white anus’s of future rape victims at your so called ‘conventions’. Where you are so shall we be, drawing attention to your sin and destroying the homogay you would teach to our children! To play on your own words, we will have our phasers set to ‘shun’.

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    Alex Keating Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com.

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