Drunk Women Gets Stucked in the Ocean

Abe
• ChristWire
May 12, 2011 7:48 pm17 comments

A few years ago, I shaired a video of how a dumb women got stucked in her car.  We all had our funny bone tickled and it was all in good fun, because God put women here for our entertainment.

Without women, the Earth would be boring.  We would drive around and work hard all day and everything would be in perfect order, no humor and very streamlined.  But women are fickle and bring chaos.  That is why Adam asked God to make him some help meat.  He needed some flesh and blood to help him have humor and when he had the urge, to relieve his manly tension into the fertile place of his wife.  And it is a woman’s duty to submit to a husband when he says so.

But that is not the point today!  Today it is about enjoying a women who can’t get out of the ocean.  The exit sign is the beach Shamoo!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDy4rV0GSaw&feature=player_embedded

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17 Comments

  • Is it Mexican?

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    • Yeah, some “doctor” you are. Do you refer to your patients as “it”?

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      • If they are illegal Mexicans, I will treat them but I do not recognize them as human Americans.

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        • You’re fucking sick. They are human beings.

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        • If you don’t recognize them as humans, why don’t you refer them to a veterinarian?

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        • Christian Intellectual

          Doctor Adam, Is it considered bestiality to have intercourse with an illegal mexican ?.

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          • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

            Not if it speaks English and eats human food. In which case, it’s just sex between related species, i.e. between humans and troglodytes.

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    • Typical psycho-’Christian’, calling other kinds of people ‘sub-human’ or other cruel things.

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  • Christian Intellectual

    This is why women should not be allowed to drink alcohol.

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  • “He needed some flesh and blood to help him have humor and when he had the urge, to relieve his manly tension into the fertile place of his wife. And it is a woman’s duty to submit to a husband when he says so.”

    So you believe that women are good for nothing but fucking and that we have no choice in the matter? You deserve to get raped.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    This is your best. Abe, you are a help meat to women everywhere.

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  • Norman Beecham

    “I have to treat whoever comes in, by law.”

    But Mr. Nelson, you’re not qualified to treat animals! If a Mexican comes into your ER it’s imperative that you alert your superiors immediately so that they can be transferred to a facility that can better care for their needs.

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  • Is that a sea cow trying to escape its habitat?

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  • There’s one illegal we don’t need to worry about making over the river. Thanks for the wholesome laugh Abe!

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  • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu

    those nice girls at the end are obviouly good christian folk

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