German Scheiße Porn, Germany’s Raunchy Answer to Japanese Anime
As you now know, anime is the Japanese word for pornography. And when Japan and Germany combine forces, we get tragedies where the world is torn asunder under the bloodied boots of goosestepping armies and flying yellow bumblebee menaces.
On the last union of Germany and Japan, it took the prayers of the Greatest Generation and the holy peace of nuclear might to save the world from non-US oppression.
Japan by its very nature is sneaky and dangerous. It is a nation full of adults who bow and act like kindly camera tourists in public, but behind closed doors relish in the most frightening acts. On their televisions, Japanese families sit down to watch game shows where fathers enter their crying college dollars, while the game show hostess watches. When the father climaxes in his releasing moment and the daughter squeals in horrified delight, the audience gently claps and proceeds to family dinner at the local sushi bar.
You would think the Japanese people could not get much more deviant than torturing our friends the Chinese with Bubonic plague bombs and death skin saki orgies. You would think that Japan could not get much contemptable than by joining forces with Heil Hitler’s Hell Army, daring to drop bombs upon American children and then forcing us to bring the freedom of nuclear explosions, twice. You would think that there is no way on Earth Japan could earn more hate than by building their terrifying robot armies of fire and mistress passion. But you are wrong. So wrong my friends!
Beware! For the Japanese are perverts and there is a new form of perversion their German masters have created. Beware, for the latest German-Japanese alliance is meant to be a moral holocaust for the minds of your children. Their new weapon: cartoon raunchiess.
Anime
Anime literally comes from the Japanese word animashyon which means ‘animated pornography of pixelation’. The Japanese have long ported this form of perversion to America, so as to sully the mind of our innocent and moral children.
Have one of these dangers entered your home? WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE FROM JAPANESE ANIME CARTOON SHOWS MEANT FOR YOUR CHILDREN. THESE ARE THE “ANIME” THAT YOUR CHILDREN WATCH IN THEIR ROOMS OR THE FAMILY ROOM WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM SCHOOL. IF YOUR CHILD HAS ANY FORM OF ANIME IN ANY MEDIUM (MOVIES, COMPUTER, VIDEO GAMING, CLOTHING, MAGAZINE COMIC), IMMEDIATELY BURN IT. DEMAND ALL WOMEN AND CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS IMAGE MEDIA FROM TELEVISION SHOWS THAT AIR ON CARTOON NETWORK, COMEDY CENTRAL AND YOUR LOCAL CABLE.
Inuyasha
Japanese and liberal people against a Christian ran FCC try to claim anime is not the Japanese word for pornography. Liberals have infiltrated Merriam-Webter’s hierarchy, so they can pervert the use of the English language and subsequently, our cultural lexicon and words of law for their own twisted use.
In the real world, anime does mean pornography and that is where we get our lead-in image. Inuyasha literally means ‘dog demon’ and the fact of the matter is that this anime is corrupting naive and stupid college-aged girls who fawn over the main character.
This show convinces gullible women that they are possessed by animals and that they should have giant orgies with men who say ‘I have some animal in me’. Inuyasha goes around Japan and telling people they need to let him have ‘doggie style poopoo platter’ time with them, to only have them immediately strip and let the dog throw them a bone.
Your heart races with anger and fear to know this show airs at 2pm Pacific Time, just before you can get home from work and protect your child from this sin soaked Japanese filth. But parents, take heart and beware, for the worst is yet to come. It only gets worse from here.
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon BAll Z is a sushi roll of Japanese version. It is stuffed full of carnal acts of backwards carnality, Satanic dragon symbolism and evolution agenda. Homosexuality runs amock in this pulp horror cartoon that every child in America has seen or heard about.
In the first image, a shocking festival of gyrating pelvic muscles, clenched in the highest levels of Saiyan ecstasy. And in the second heart chilling image, a young woman is pickled by the glowing phallic zucchini cucumber of a ripping alien menace. Dragon Ball Z is a constant play of orgy scenes and it is shocking that Cartoon Network airs this show again and again.
Naruto
“In a moist Asian field of morning coolness, two warm bodies squirmed their way to the most lurid thrusts of deep passion. Agitated by his rising release and not wanting to let the moment go, Naruto — the Fox Demon — slowly gave way to his body’s desire to release his seed within the chambers of her rhythmically pulsating flesh, firmly wrapped around the young man’s throbbing bowstaff. Yet, he relented, and only when she squealed in surrender to her body’s shuddering orgasm, that so powerfully gripped his body, did Naruto splash and squirt within, his release bringing warm to their bodies. A gentle breeze blew threw the moist Asian field, cooling them off. Then a ninja appeared…”
The narrator’s words read aloud on Naruto episode Moist Asian Schoolgirl Gardens. This episode was one of college aged hijinx, as the main characters Naruto (pictured above, performing mouth sex acts on a college school girl), Sasuke, the rat demon and Sakura, the transgender punk rocker with pink hair. Kakashi is the name of the girl, used and exploited by the Japanese boy that she does not know.
Every episode is the same. The group wanders through Japan, making it seem ‘hip’ and ‘cool’ to engage in the very ‘free love acts’ that spread a drug culture, welfare babies and the start of AIDS/HIV in America.
German Scheiße Anime
Not to be outdone by the Japanese, Germany still has it in for America. Humbled in defeat by the brave troops of America and our lesser allies, the Germans have lived in shame for over 70 years. How could a nation, so young, defeat the Barbaric hordes that terrorized Democracy in young Greece and were the greatest enemy within of the truly Holy Roman Empire?
Germany is just as Satanic as China and the USSR. They have all stood against America. Germany has much for which to atone. But even with all of Germany’s faults and crimes against humanity, have we seen them do something so perverse.
Germans have a heart for Hitler. He made them feel proud and important, made them feel that their measly Deutch was not just simple toilet paper. The Germanic people understand that Satan has implanted a powerful force of temptation on Earth and it is homosexual gratification. He whispers in the ears of men at night, telling them to roger their wives in the dairy keister. He’ll tell wives to relent and spread their cheeks apart, which as Stephenson Billings as educated you, leads to lurid sensations and lucid dreaming that will always segue into homosexual three-way experimentation.
And in the midst of this, Germans have created sheisse anime, using Hitler as the sympathetic third.
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mug and sloppy in the face like Freddie Mercury tossing a buzzlipped salad for hours on end, Hitler’s lips pout in a way only seen in the embrasure of a gay whose spent much oral time in the chocolate factory.
Review of World War II shows that many naive Americans were dangerously close to joining the Nazi party.
During the 1930s, Hitler attempted a much more subtle invasion of America. Using Democrat contacts he had in the country, Hitler telegraphed commands and techniques which he claimed would ‘weaken the resolve and loyalty’ not of America’s adult population, but rather the malleable children of this great Christian nation.
Hitler understood that the resolve of a nation is not measured by only its present, but largely by those who will guide it and take over it in the future. And the very children that Hitler managed to corrupt, we see were history’s worst multi-race orgy having, drug nose toking, Civil Rights hippy anti warmongering generation that can be imagined. Then they sugar coated their lifestyles with HIV/AIDS and every other STD that surfaced in their children during the 1980s.
Hilter’s cultural warfare was tied to propaganda images that sold the notion of an open and loose society. Seeing how the Japanese capitalized from exploiting the sexual weakness of America, left over from the morally bereft 60s, the German High Command, lead by the carpet burned lesbian knuckles of Chairman Merkel – a woman whose legs are twice stout than wide as a Viking King and a voice that makes tremble the testerone injected loins of James Earl Jones — the Germans are once again uniting with Japan to bring a downfall to America.
Following is a sample image from a new show coming to cable, called Wonder Showzen. It is a German variety Anime Sheisse fenste froschfenstesheibe liebe liebe’, which literally means “Animated pixels of varied horse window panes love love”, which roughly translates to ‘a pornography of inappropriate muppets and cartoons imaages”.
The concept art for the show shows Hitler will by a sympathetic character and he’ll be ravaged by a Japanese monster. Why? It makes no sense, and neither will this show as the following clips show us.
Wonder Showzen
Germans trying to teach Jewish children to fear the blacks, so the mutually symbolic dichotomy of Jewish Producer and Black Performer in Hollywood will be destroyed, further weaking the American economy.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1AHDNTXYSA
Germans trying to teach American girls to become estrogen hating lesbians and not have future soldiers of America’s Christian God
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO3fYphfzJE
Germans trying to convince white children to enslave their black classmates again, so America will be thrown into another Civil War and in the meantime, Germany can take over the Earth and kill everyone.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9kTeEshewY
Germany’s version of “Muzzy”, the foreign language helper cartoon to help children learn a new language. Germans show this scene 2:00 minutes into their Wonder Showzen sheisse anime, thinking parents will leave the room and we see they try to teach children to let the dentist do naughty things to them so unknown pregnancies will occur in the least expected places.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHc4QOwI2z8
It is the responsibility of the government to monitor what our children are seeing on TV, yet, we see the Obama administration is failing to do the job. Just like when FDR almost let America fall to Nazi thoughts, Obama is again letting his guard down and letting the Germans in.
How long will it be until this scene plays out in every American classroom?
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Author: Jack Gould
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2:39 am
For the first time in my life I’m embarrassed to be of German blood.
I apologize to the fellowship for what my people have done.
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4:18 pm
Your inner Hun should be ashamed. But luckily your a god fearing American now!
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11:00 pm
Coming to america removes all traces of any ethnic ancestry, as long as you are white. Rest assured that you are not a German, Auggie.
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1:20 am
NAZI *POINTS FINGER AND YELLS*
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12:31 pm
Lolz, this is funny. I couldn’t be more happy to be a German right now.
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2:00 pm
It’s amazing how much stuff like this there is out there. You have to wonder if the Germans have factories pumping out this filth. Sadly, the people behind these things could have had decent careers as graphic designers or even portrait painters. Why would they want to sully their names with kiddie porn? Anyway, not all Germans are bad people. Some are very strong in their faith and have profound understanding when it comes to politics.
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4:21 pm
I noticed in the dentist movie that he was wearing a cross and was lured in by the suckubus woman demon.
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8:13 pm
I will pray to the Lord our God that he may strike these heathens and their filth producing factories down. I shielded my eyes from the images in this report, it is all too horrible.
I believe that together, Japan and Germany are also responsible for a pornographic gay genre called “twinsincest”:
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8:23 pm
Oh my. Even you, Lurlene. Even you. A racist and bigot. I was so hoping that you were just confused, but I see the “conditioning” has already taken affect.
“I believe that together, Japan and Germany are also responsible for a pornographic gay genre called “twinsincest”.”
Just how do you people know sooo much about porn, anyway? I’m a little concerned that it may have begun to rot your brains.
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12:15 am
Japan and Germany are (perverted) nations, not races, Heathen.
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11:16 pm
“Japan and Germany are (perverted) nations, not races, Heathen.”
*sigh* The Germans and the Japanese are RACES!! If you insult the country then you insult the residents of said country. Again…RACIST!!!
(…and don’t call ME a heathen, girl.)
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4:11 am
Its not called “Twinsincest” you faggot.
Its called “Twincest.” GET YOUR TERMS RIGHT D:<
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8:19 pm
These sinners:
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11:11 pm
Ouran FTW.
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8:12 pm
RULE 34 STRIKES AGAIN or was it 64 i always forget between the two
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4:12 am
Hey! It’s Hikaru and Kaoru
i have a suddenly urge to go pop my Ouran DVD in
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12:08 pm
Haha~! I would too, but I’d need to buy them first~
It’s a good thing I have the manga books~!
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4:45 am
Oh man, it’s Hikaru and Kaoru, what are they going to do, host us to death? XD This site is funny… Any one who’s watched the anime knows that they do it as an act… And why they’re so close…
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11:12 pm
This is all Japanese. Germans still have a long way to go before getting as perverted as Japan. The ex-Nazis still haven’t gotten hentai urinals yet, as far as I can tell.
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11:03 pm
Why is it that all of the Axis powers are confirmed perverts, but the allies are still beacons of wholesome values?
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11:21 pm
“…all of the Axis powers…”
There haven’t BEEN any “Axis” powers since World War II. Good ole Dubyah revived it as a “catch phrase” during the six year search for WMD’s.
The countries over there can’t even get along. How could there POSSIBLY be any type of an alliance?
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8:22 pm
a common enemy will unite any two forces nomatter their hate for eachother
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4:25 pm
Axis Powers~!
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4:10 pm
You look like a real kinky man in bed
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4:48 am
Hehe, I love the Axis powers!!! I got a poster of them to put in my room today!!!!! It’s going to go right next to my Allies one ^.^ I think they’re all so cute!!
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4:36 pm
Dear Haters, you probably will not read myy comments anyway since I am the evil German you all hate so much. Yes, we have a more than messed up history and still have to deal with prejudice coming from people that have never been to Germany oreven Europe at all. Thinking that we are all still Nazis when in fact most of the Germans are disgusted by Hitler and his followers. And when I started reading some of the articles. I was shocked of how much of Hitler’s spirits is still around. People like YOU disgut me. Yes, we are more open, more tolerant and arrived in 2011 whileas you guys want to live in your own little world. People like YOU ARE the Nazis of the new century. You use religion and morality to pretend you are the good ones when in fact YOU are nothing but a bunch of hypocrites,probably screwing the preacher’s wife and his kids Sunday after church. YOU hate minorities , other races and do not know anyhting but anybody elseand still talk the most ridiculous Bullshit I have ever read in my entire life. Makes me sick. And people wonder why I turned my back on religion and churches. I do not want to deal with ignorant, dumb, dangerous and intolerant assholes. Btw the images you posted are from a pornsite in the US. The videos are photoshopped for people that are into it and this is definetly not shown in Germany like that. Hentai is the anime porn andonlyavailable in sex shops. Get your facts straight you GODDAMN LIAR.
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3:01 pm
Look here you sourkrought eating bastard. How dare you come here and accuse us of being Nazis. Go talk to your grandfather…unless a good American Christian put a bullet in his head.
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6:49 am
HOW DARE YOU INSULT SOMEONE LIKE THAT. I agree with Germancick, actually. This hentai, first of all, was not made for children, but adults. Most of anime does not involve sex in its shows, and what is involved is not showed to children. Children’s shows like Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z, and Sailor Moon, would NEVER show such mature images to kids. As mentioned before, most of this is found in shops and websites SPECIFICALLY FOR ADULTS. Call me a heathen if you want, but you’re wrong. I watch anime myself, and I KNOW what they show. All of the popular anime NEVER shows such explicit sex. These pictures are just fanart for people who are more open than you ignorant, self-richeous bastards.
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2:03 pm
Oh americans you think your country is so perfect clouded by your own proud and your ”god”. Seriously where do you think the worst stuff comes from….. I would open your eyes but since your so simple minded i’ll say one thing GROW UP!!
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3:02 pm
You grow up, and go back to where ever you came from…probably france, you rude sissy.
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8:09 pm
except adamm not all of use believe in the same god some believe in none. and susan id say he’s german since he’s trying to turn the blame onto american but i haven’t seen enough to tell yet
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4:42 pm
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1:29 am
France funded the independence of the united states you idiotic old prune
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1:39 am
NO, God funded the Independence.
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2:07 am
Right, so God came down with a wallet and just asked how much was needed and handed it to the people?
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2:32 am
Research somewhere other than your asshole and Wikipedia. Go get a book on the topic from a library. Sometimes I wonder whether or not you are illiterate and getting someone to read things to you.
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4:14 am
Hey hey hey!
I dont like being grouped with these racist bastards just because i live in America D:<
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3:06 pm
Just one thing have you people been living under a rock i mean what the fuck is wrong with you? The nazi classroom ”How long will it be until this scene plays out in every American classroom?” really what is this the 1940′s
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3:31 pm
hahahaaa ”France” ”rude sissy” is that the best you can do and now your just starting to sound like you dont even believe in what you say…. but i must admit that you guys are funny because you dont even know what your talking about and your so simple minded.
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6:41 pm
I am American, also a Veteran, guess what, this country BLOWS… NeoCon Christians fight tooth and nail for their religious bullshit, what they don’t understand is that the very politicians they love and support are the same ones that sent their fucking jobs away… I LOVE how hypocritical christians are… If you would just STFU MYOB and worship quietly, noone would care, but no…you have to go all propaganda with shit like this… NOONE CARES…Gallup polls show that less and less people are religious… When are you going to get the picture? I mean if god created Adam and Eve, then they had kids, who did their kids fuck to keep from being ancestral? HUH? Horseshit is what it is? BTW, christianity=nazism.
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6:43 pm
Incestual*
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7:37 pm
Anime does not mean porn, it means animation.
RELIGION = SUPERSTITION
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7:44 am
Very nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I’ve really enjoyed browsing your blog posts. After all I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again very soon!
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8:03 pm
Anime is short for Animation aka what Disney is known for. Are you guys saying that Disney is spewing out porn for our children and that we should condemn and blacklist Disney?
Sorry, but I rather enjoyed my anime and disney-filled childhood.
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11:07 am
This is just idiotic ignorance. This ill informed sorry excuse for an writer is only trying to push his way of thinking with lies. Those pictures are doctered and are not real pictures from any anime. Before you condemn you should take a long hard look at yourself. You will go to hell for lying just as much as for stealing.
“Ignorance is the breeding ground for prejudice.” -Plato
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4:15 am
Why is Naruto eating Temari out? We all know he wants Sasuke D:<<
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4:48 pm
This is what I have to say to your homophobia and anime hate:
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1:18 am
i just love the last line of the naruto noe… “then a ninja appeared” lol that made my day
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5:48 am
This is disgusting, not becuase of the material, but becuase the auther did not know what they are talking about. The work is not cited and first and foremost hentai is considered porn not anime. There is a huge difference there. Anime is cartoons, while hentai is porn dipicting cartoons. Second the video of the kids running around saying SLAVES is not what it seems. I found the original video and it is actually an education video on history. Germans were forced to kill during world war one and two. Once someone was in power they would be put to death if they did not follow orders. If anyone knows history enough it was the germans that helped the most to ending world war two and saving the jews. Not to mention look at America, we encouraged genocide of the Indians and we accomplished it. The most sick and twisted perverse ideas to this day come from america. Texas Chainsaw Massacre-this was a real event from an actual person but with a hatchet. Also we have similar videos about sex-education and when I was young I clearly remember a teacher telling us it was ok to masterbate on a regular basis and not be afraid of our bodies, and this was at age 9-10. So simply this just seems like it was written by an author who has animosity towards being who they are (probably and african american) and needs to get over it. Putting bad referances up and then “spewing” crap about an entire race when it is not factual makes you a hypocrite and it disgusts me.
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5:53 pm
“(probably and african american)”
That in itself sound hypocritical.
You just undermined the effect of your post with that racist outburst.
I was going to ask your reason for saying such a thing, as I feel that I need to understand your point of view before I accuse you of racism…
But it doesn’t matter the reason, as race has nothing to do with the ignorance level of the original poster.
As for the rest of this post and the comments.
What the actual fuck. Are people ACTUALLY this stupid? Somebody tell me that this is an isolated incident…just a small, inbred group of racist red-neck ‘Christians” (also read ‘cultists’) who have no real influence in the world…
I mean…
Damn.
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1:39 am
omg that one little pic of hitler
i laughed my ass off
oh god hitler was ~so~ buff
hahahahaahhahahaah
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4:07 pm
As an American who moved to Germany I can only say that my move was justified. Not only are there idiotic Christians spouting this ridiculousness in America, but people actually believe it. None of your claims are backed up in anything. If you really believe in “god” then you obviously are lacking in intelligence. But there’s no way to argue with you people.
Germany is a land of tolerance and acceptance, not hate and racism; much unlike America. Fighting with these people makes no difference. They’re uneducated, ignorant, and won’t change. All I can hope is that my generation doesn’t have as many idiots.
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4:09 pm
Germany is only the land of tolerance and acceptance because America slapped the Nazi out of them. Be grateful, Judas.
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1:36 pm
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I laughed my ass off. How braindead can someone be to write something like this ^ XDDD
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5:35 am
Wow, looking at this shitty website, I feel this is made by someone who wants people to hate Americans, Christians and gay people. I am neither American nor Christian, but I have been to America and I have a lot of christian friends. I am gay myself, and I have never seen any of this judgmental and racist approach. This is called extremism… that makes you nothing different from Al Qaida in Afghanistan or Hizbolla in Lebanon or many other extremists around the world. I have to thank you for all the homophobic comments though; they only pull the Gay community together. And cheers to that.
This comment is not about this article in specific. It is about the whole website in general. But nice collection of images and videos… wow! Please link the websites where you got them from and if you have the uncensored versions it would be great to share
And for all of you people (or must I say just one person with a multiple personality disorder) who are/is writing this crap… good job on the research for the material. I’m sure you’re enjoying it
have fun and if you wank a lot keep a good amount of tissue paper next to you.
Love. Peace.
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11:29 pm
Hentai is the word for Pervert in japanese. Ecchi is the word for porn in japanese. ANIME is the word for ANIMATION in japanese. Can I, a loyal anime-watcher, fanfiction-reader, and PERSON WHO ACTUALLY DOES RESEARCH, make this any more simple and obvious for you?
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