• German Scheiße Porn, Germany’s Raunchy Answer to Japanese Anime

    May 15, 2011 2:18 am 56 comments

    As you now know, anime is the Japanese word for pornography. And when Japan and Germany combine forces, we get tragedies where the world is torn asunder under the bloodied boots of goosestepping armies and flying yellow bumblebee menaces.

    On the last union of Germany and Japan, it took the prayers of the Greatest Generation and the holy peace of nuclear might to save the world from non-US oppression.

    Japan by its very nature is sneaky and dangerous. It is a nation full of adults who bow and act like kindly camera tourists in public, but behind closed doors relish in the most frightening acts. On their televisions, Japanese families sit down to watch game shows where fathers enter their crying college dollars, while the game show hostess watches.  When the father climaxes in his releasing moment and the daughter squeals in horrified delight, the audience gently claps and proceeds to family dinner at the local sushi bar.

    You would think the Japanese people could not get much more deviant than torturing our friends the Chinese with Bubonic plague bombs and death skin saki orgies.  You would think that Japan could not get much contemptable than by joining forces with Heil Hitler’s Hell Army, daring to drop bombs upon American children and then forcing us to bring the freedom of nuclear explosions, twice.  You would think that there is no way on Earth Japan could earn more hate than by building their terrifying robot armies of fire and mistress passion.  But you are wrong.  So wrong my friends!

    Beware!  For the Japanese are perverts and there is a new form of perversion their German masters have created.  Beware, for the latest German-Japanese alliance is meant to be a moral holocaust for the minds of your children.  Their new weapon:  cartoon raunchiess.

    Anime

    Anime literally comes from the Japanese word animashyon which means ‘animated pornography of pixelation’.  The Japanese have long ported this form of perversion to America, so as to sully the mind of our innocent and moral children.

    Have one of these dangers entered your home? WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE FROM JAPANESE ANIME CARTOON SHOWS MEANT FOR YOUR CHILDREN.  THESE ARE THE “ANIME” THAT YOUR CHILDREN WATCH IN THEIR ROOMS OR THE FAMILY ROOM WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM SCHOOL.  IF YOUR CHILD HAS ANY FORM OF ANIME IN ANY MEDIUM (MOVIES, COMPUTER, VIDEO GAMING, CLOTHING, MAGAZINE COMIC), IMMEDIATELY BURN IT.  DEMAND ALL WOMEN AND CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS IMAGE MEDIA FROM TELEVISION SHOWS THAT AIR ON CARTOON NETWORK, COMEDY CENTRAL AND YOUR LOCAL CABLE.

    Inuyasha

    inuyasha anime

    Japanese and liberal people against a Christian ran FCC try to claim anime is not the Japanese word for pornography. Liberals have infiltrated Merriam-Webter’s hierarchy, so they can pervert the use of the English language and subsequently, our cultural lexicon and words of law for their own twisted use.

    In the real world, anime does mean pornography and that is where we get our lead-in image. Inuyasha literally means ‘dog demon’ and the fact of the matter is that this anime is corrupting naive and stupid college-aged girls who fawn over the main character.

    This show convinces gullible women that they are possessed by animals and that they should have giant orgies with men who say ‘I have some animal in me’. Inuyasha goes around Japan and telling people they need to let him have ‘doggie style poopoo platter’ time with them, to only have them immediately strip and let the dog throw them a bone.

    Your heart races with anger and fear to know this show airs at 2pm Pacific Time, just before you can get home from work and protect your child from this sin soaked Japanese filth. But parents, take heart and beware, for the worst is yet to come. It only gets worse from here.

    Dragon Ball Z

    Dragon BAll Z is a sushi roll of Japanese version.  It is stuffed full of carnal acts of backwards carnality, Satanic dragon symbolism and evolution agenda.  Homosexuality runs amock in this pulp horror cartoon that every child in America has seen or heard about.

    In the first image, a shocking festival of gyrating pelvic muscles, clenched in the highest levels of Saiyan ecstasy.  And in the second heart chilling image, a young woman is pickled by the glowing phallic zucchini cucumber of a ripping alien menace.  Dragon Ball Z is a constant play of orgy scenes and it is shocking that Cartoon Network airs this show again and again.

    Naruto

    In a moist Asian field of morning coolness, two warm bodies squirmed their way to the most lurid thrusts of deep passion.  Agitated by his rising release and not wanting to let the moment go, Naruto — the Fox Demon — slowly gave way to his body’s desire to release his seed within the chambers of her rhythmically pulsating flesh, firmly wrapped around the young man’s throbbing bowstaff.  Yet, he relented, and only when she squealed in surrender to her body’s shuddering orgasm, that so powerfully gripped his body, did Naruto splash and squirt within, his release bringing warm to their bodies.  A gentle breeze blew threw the moist Asian field, cooling them off.  Then a ninja appeared…”

    The narrator’s words read aloud on Naruto episode Moist Asian Schoolgirl Gardens.  This episode was one of college aged hijinx, as the main characters Naruto (pictured above, performing mouth sex acts on a college school girl), Sasuke, the rat demon and Sakura, the transgender punk rocker with pink hair.  Kakashi is the name of the girl, used and exploited by the Japanese boy that she does not know.

    Every episode is the same.  The group wanders through Japan, making it seem ‘hip’ and ‘cool’ to engage in the very ‘free love acts’ that spread a drug culture, welfare babies and the start of AIDS/HIV in America.

    German Scheiße Anime

    Not to be outdone by the Japanese, Germany still has it in for America.  Humbled in defeat by the brave troops of America and our lesser allies, the Germans have lived in shame for over 70 years.  How could a nation, so young, defeat the Barbaric hordes that terrorized Democracy in young Greece and were the greatest enemy within of the truly Holy Roman Empire?

    Germany is just as Satanic as China and the USSR.  They have all stood against America.  Germany has much for which to atone.  But even with all of Germany’s faults and crimes against humanity, have we seen them do something so perverse.

    Germans have a heart for Hitler.  He made them feel proud and important, made them feel that their measly Deutch was not just simple toilet paper.  The Germanic people understand that Satan has implanted a powerful force of temptation on Earth and it is homosexual gratification.  He whispers in the ears of men at night, telling them to roger their wives in the dairy keister.  He’ll tell wives to relent and spread their cheeks apart, which as Stephenson Billings as educated you, leads to lurid sensations and lucid dreaming that will always segue into homosexual three-way experimentation.

    And in the midst of this, Germans have created sheisse anime, using Hitler as the sympathetic third.

    Smug and sloppy in the face like Freddie Mercury tossing a buzzlipped salad for hours on end, Hitler’s lips pout in a way only seen in the embrasure of a gay whose spent much oral time in the chocolate factory.

    Review of World War II shows that many naive Americans were dangerously close to joining the Nazi party.

    During the 1930s, Hitler attempted a much more subtle invasion of America.  Using Democrat contacts he had in the country, Hitler telegraphed commands and techniques which he claimed would ‘weaken the resolve and loyalty’ not of America’s adult population, but rather the malleable children of this great Christian nation.

    Hitler understood that the resolve of a nation is not measured by only its present, but largely by those who will guide it and take over it in the future.  And the very children that Hitler managed to corrupt, we see were history’s worst multi-race orgy having, drug nose toking, Civil Rights hippy anti warmongering generation that can be imagined.  Then they sugar coated their lifestyles with HIV/AIDS and every other STD that surfaced in their children during the 1980s.

    Hilter’s cultural warfare was tied to propaganda images that sold the notion of an open and loose society.    Seeing how the Japanese capitalized from exploiting the sexual weakness of America, left over from the morally bereft 60s, the German High Command, lead by the carpet burned lesbian knuckles of Chairman Merkel  – a woman whose legs are twice stout than wide as a Viking King and a voice that makes tremble the testerone injected loins of James Earl Jones — the Germans are once again uniting with Japan to bring a downfall to America.

    Following is a sample image from a new show coming to cable, called Wonder Showzen.  It is a German variety Anime Sheisse fenste froschfenstesheibe liebe liebe’, which literally means “Animated pixels of varied horse window panes love love”, which roughly translates to ‘a pornography of inappropriate muppets and cartoons imaages”.

    The concept art for the show shows Hitler will by a sympathetic character and he’ll be ravaged by a Japanese monster.  Why?  It makes no sense, and neither will this show as the following clips show us.

    Wonder Showzen

    Germans trying to teach Jewish children to fear the blacks, so the mutually symbolic dichotomy of Jewish Producer and Black Performer in Hollywood will be destroyed, further weaking the American economy.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1AHDNTXYSA

    Germans trying to teach American girls to become estrogen hating lesbians and not have future soldiers of America’s Christian God

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO3fYphfzJE

    Germans trying to convince white children to enslave their black classmates again, so America will be thrown into another Civil War and in the meantime, Germany can take over the Earth and kill everyone.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9kTeEshewY

    Germany’s version of “Muzzy”, the foreign language helper cartoon to help children learn a new language. Germans show this scene 2:00 minutes into their Wonder Showzen sheisse anime, thinking parents will leave the room and we see they try to teach children to let the dentist do naughty things to them so unknown pregnancies will occur in the least expected places.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHc4QOwI2z8

    It is the responsibility of the government to monitor what our children are seeing on TV, yet, we see the Obama administration is failing to do the job. Just like when FDR almost let America fall to Nazi thoughts, Obama is again letting his guard down and letting the Germans in.

    How long will it be until this scene plays out in every American classroom?

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