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• ChristWire
May 10, 2011 4:09 am6 comments

I am looking for individuals who believe the rapture is May 21, or less than two weeks away. I am about to be homeless, totally broke and in debt, and trying to feed my family and put a roof over their heads. I see this as an opportunity for those who no longer need earthly possessions to furnish the unfortunate like myself with survival necessities. I hope you understand my desire for a certain level of discretion and anonymity, at least until I find that you are truly interested in helping me. To be clear, this is a solicitation for money, housing, vehicles, property, assets, and anything useful that will help me afford the things I need to take care of my family. This will be important even for just the next two weeks, or beyond that as well. I hope you appreciate my issues and problems and respond to the email provided with your interest in making a difference in our lives. Thank you.

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6 Comments

  • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer
    May 10, 2011
    5:49 am

    What is wrong with this materialistic world? Has Jesus forsaken humankind?

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus
    May 10, 2011
    6:15 am

    God will provide for you, unless you have written this prayer of help to make funof the Holy ChristWire Fellowship. The Fellowship is here to help you in any way possible, Peter, but since I have not seen your name here before, I can’t allow you in my home. You might pass a homogay/lesbionic/terrorist gene onto my family. I simply cannot have that. I wish you luck Peter.

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  • Christian Intellectual
    May 10, 2011
    7:48 am

    Peter, i will help you with something much better than money and material possession.

    I will pray for you and your family.

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  • Senator August Weisz August Weisz
    May 10, 2011
    1:49 pm

    Hmmmm…..

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  • Mike McGrath-Bryan
    May 10, 2011
    3:25 pm

    HAHAHAHAH.

    Sweet con, man. That angle is fantastic, because there are ACTUALLY people who believe the “rapture” is coming. Do you dig that?

    You’re a pro, man. Keep on exploiting ignorance and blind faith!

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  • Millenium
    May 10, 2011
    8:00 pm

    wake me up on 22 May will ya Thanks a Lot ( mostly because I’m not home on 21 but who cares )

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