Homo-Gay sex terms part 1
Since I joined Christwire I have been alerted to many new dangers to Christianity and today’s youth. I have found that as an older lady there are many new sickening sex terms that I am unaware of. Of course wanting to become familiar with these dangers I have done some research and decided to share some of these sickening sex acts.
Abe Lincoln – This is a disgusting act alone but worse it perverts the name of one of our US Presidents. The man relieves his baby juice on the face of an unconscious person. Then puts some dirty area hair on the baby juice to form a beard. They then apply a top hat.
Angry Dragon – After applying a load of baby juice in the persons mouth, they smack the back of the head of the partner making the baby juice come out the nose. The nostrils will be flared with smoke (baby juice) coming out making the victim look like an angry dragon.
Angry Pirate – When a person is giving oral pleasure, the reciever pulls out, ejaculates in the givers eye and kicks them in the shin. They will then hobble around on one foot with one eye closed going “ARRRR” like a pirate.
Blumpkin – Getting oral pleasure while defecating.
Cherry Cream Pie – having sex with a girl on her period…when I was a young girl this despicable act was called earning ones red wings.
Cleveland Steamer – Relieving yourself on the chest of a woman and then fornicating between the woman’s fecally polluted breasts.
Dirty Sanchez – While in the midst of fornication, inserting a finger in the person’s anus and then smearing your finger across their upper lip, giving them a moustache. In my day before all the dirty mexicans were allowed into our pristine country this was called a Hitler.
Donkey Punch – While engaged in anal sex and are about to ejaculate, you punch your partner in the back of the head so that their anus tightens making the orgasm better.
Glass Bottom Boat – Putting saran wrap over the face of your partner and then defecating on it.
Golden Shower – Urinating on your partner.
Hot Lips Houlahan – Before having sex , put Tabasco sauce on the outside of the condom or uncovered sin stick, the vagina or anus will feel like it is on fire.
Houdini – While having sex like a dirty dog, you pull out and spit on the persons back fooling them into thinking you have ejaculated. When they turn around ejaculate in the persons face.
Rusty Trombone – Going from anal sex to getting oral sinful pleasure.
Strawberry Shortcake – After ejaculating into the mouth, punch them in the face. The semen and blood combine to create strawberry shortcake.
I know this has been a horrible list to read but I am sure it will help when hearing the “code” that you may see on TV or the music that your children may be listening to. Perhaps there may even be guests in your house attempting to infiltrate and turn your family to the path of the homo gay agenda.
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
This is absolutely disgusting!
When does part 2 get released?
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I am afraid I have much more research to pour thru
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why would someone condemn click my pouring thru research…you dirty sinners
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because you dont research for FACTS. I dont believe Im far off thinking that your “research” will only reinforce your personal beliefs.
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Enjoy, hag!!
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you have a devil last name you are going to hell!!!
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You cant wait for it , can you?
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By the holy Grail! This is pure evil. I am shocked to have even read it much less imagine it. I fear, sister Susan, that you forgot to include that diabolical sex book called the Kama sutra which should receive it’s own article. I’ll pray for all of us tonight and pray for Jesus’s second coming!
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While this little ignorant tat was fun to read, I have to say that this particular post is pushing it a bit. Instead of condemning and hating, maybe you should try to educate and enlighten yourself.
For one thing, you would learn that it is a common misconception that the kamasutra is about sex. For the most part it is actually about life and relations. Only 10 of the 36 chapters are about sex, most of it is pretty tame. For the most part it is about how to behave properly and how to treat your partner. In fact, several things it teaches are also taught in the bible.
God gave you a brain, why are you wasting his gift?
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this is too funny!!!
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as is your name it reminds me of the movie carrie
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Hey dude/old bag that may have written this. The rusty trombone is a courtesy reach around whilst tossing a salad. For those that may not be familiar with these terms:
Reach Around = hand job (or in the familiar, “handy”)from the perspective of being behind the person, a.k.a. from behind.
Tossig a Salad/Salad Tossing: Eating out the asshole. Or for the more sophisticated readers, oral sex performed on the rectum.
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I assure you I am all woman, thank you for your corrections and suggestions I will make sure to post them in my follow up
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Follow up? THIS piece of pornographic filth needs a follow up? Once again you prove that you people spend more time “surfing the porn wave” then the majority of the “homogays” you accuse of it. Pathetic really, when you think about how much they scream that “this” or “that” is a sin. You sit at your computers and surf the web for porn, then bring it HERE for “real” Christians to have to look at. Shame on ALL of you. YOU’RE doing a better job of “spreading the homogay” than the homogays themselves. Bravo again!!! Nice work. Oh and Susie, that’s what called sarcasm.
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Hey Susan, approximately how long does it takes to complete these activities? My boyfriend and I just went through the whole list in less than thirty minutes and I’m not sure if that’s normal or not.
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I was just seeking this info for some time. After 6 hours of continuous Googleing, finally I got it in your site. I wonder what is the lack of Google strategy that do not rank this kind of informative websites in top of the list. Generally the top sites are full of garbage.
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