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Homogay Agenda Rears Its Ugly Head In New Zealand Through Strange New Sex Game Called Ballooning
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Reddit“Ballooning” is the newest despicable act the Homogays have come up with now. This is where a high powered air hose is inserted in to the fecal cesspit that is the homogay’s “balloon knot”. It was recently brought to my attention by a news story on ABC News.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/man-impaled-air-hose-enjoying-inflated-reputation/story?id=13693534
This homogay comes from New Zealand, a place full of homogays and koalas. I had not heard of New Zealand before seeing this article, so I did a little research into this strange new land and what I found was shocking.
New Zealand is a State in Austrailia(which is where the homogay British sent the worst of the homogays such as pedophiles and cat owners). The New Zealand state was formed to separate the pedophiles from the ones who performed bestiality acts. The “animal lovers” were forced to New Zealand, which they actually preferred due to the large number of animals there. While the pedophiles in Australia had discovered that they were in a type of “heaven” themselves because they had discovered a tribe of blacks that never grew old or above 3 feet tall. This tribe was known as “Pygmy Aborigines”.
It is believed that “ballooning” first came about after a New Zealander was using an elephants trunk as a sexual tool in his homogay game of “fill the brownie hole”. After many homogays were trampled by herds of elephants however, they switched to high powered air hoses. This act cause the homogay to swell up to twice their normal size which they then use to force the smaller animals to submit to their depraved sex games.
I have not heard of this happening in America yet, but BEWARE of anybody you see with high powered air hoses in their garage or yard as you might have yourself a homogay in your neighborhood.http://abcnews.go.com/Health/man-impaled-air-hose-enjoying-inflated-reputation/story?id=13693534
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Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay. 
New Zealand is a State in Austrailia, which means it is on the other side of the world. Far from the sight of God here in America. I suggest we call it New Hell.
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This is one of the funniest websites I’ve ever seen. The articles are so retarded it has to be a spoof; people this stupid surely don’t exist.
Just in case the author is serious, let me set a few things straight, lest the rest of you, his gullible readership, believe his rubbish.
1. New Zealand is a country. It is not a state in Australia.
2. “Aussies” is a term referring to Australians. “Kiwis” is a term for New Zealanders.
3. Elephants are native to Africa and Asia, not New Zealand.
If the author can get such basic facts wrong, what else in his silly diatribe might be wrong?
Mr Danus, whether your article is intended seriously or it’s a joke, thanks for the laugh either way.
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i dont think we should call it new zealand… oh wait.
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thank you for this wonderful investigative report
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The article mentions how the homogay was unable to control his blowing. This is another reason that the homogay agenda is so dangerous to all. They become so brainwashed by the homogay agenda that they can no longer control themselves.
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100% pure lies, NZ is not part of Australia for a start.
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I guess you have an out-dated globe. Please consult the newest globe you can find in your, obviously communist country, and see that New Zealand is clearly a State o Australia.
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New Zealand is part of Commonwealth, along with Canada, Australia and United Kingdom. Australia and NZ have different governaments, they are different states with different laws and territories.
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I appreciate your comment, yet it seems mis-informed and a part of the homogay agenda. Please use good Christian words when replying to an article here.
We love you Edge, but your homogayness should be smited by the Lord.
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why you mad bro?
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What I was trying to say, is hide you children and animals from New Zealanders. They will rape your dogs and if they have Australian or British blood, possibly your children. Austalians and New Zealanders are proven despicable homogays.
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This coming from the man who has NAMBLA as one of his political views on facebook and says that he was inspired by Jeffrey Dahmer.
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To New Zealand, I have seen your “hate” posts on the twitter and facebooks. I was not trying to offend your small state, but I was trying to inform visitors to that state of Australia about the many sex crimes they might endure. I will continue to pray or the State of New Zealand and especially all of the panda bears being raped there.
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This website is terrified of the world. Sticking a balloon up your butt shouldn’t concern anyone. There are truly terrible things in the world that deserve our attention. As an American I am refusing to let anything scare me into paranoid delusions. Please do the same.
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Don’t leave out the other important point – New Zealand is also famous for incest and pedophilia. It could be due to genetic pollution from the Samoans and Fijians that they cross-breed with.
What do you get when you try and cross-breed frogs with lizards? That’s right, you get genetically-damaged homosexual animals that rape their young and inbreed. That’s what we have seen in Africa, and that’s what we’re seeing in New Zealand.
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“I do just love making things up, it somehow makes me seem smarter!”
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Didn’t New Zealand side with Japan in WWII?
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I think they did, they are shaped the same.
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Nope, they joined with Britain shortly after it started.
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I met a man from New Zealand once. He talked like he was Australian, so I know that he was Aussie. He also talked a lot about kiwi’s, which is homo gay for the urethra.
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Clearly a man who knows so much about New Zealand.
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Ice, you are a moron. You just make things up as you go along. Where do you find such erroneous “facts”?
Aussies (Australians) and Kiwis (New Zealanders) have similar yet slightly different accents, in much the same way that Americans and Canadians do. Are Americans Canadian? Obviously not. You moron.
Where did you dream the connection between a urethra and a kiwi??? You get a kiwi fruit, you get a kiwi bird (native to New Zealand). Please tell your source.
Did I mention you’re a moron?
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Bruce i shall pray for you tonight.
May god have mercy when the time of retribution comes
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The New Zealand Tourist Board posted this article on their Twitter as a travel warning to people possible thinking of going there. Why would I need prayer from you(although I accept prayers from all Believers)? It seems that since you have been moved, obviously by force, to New Zealand that I should pray for you.
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Firstly, Australians are Aussies and a completely different country to that of New Zealand who have Kiwi people (after the native kiwi fruit and bird), both of which are part of the Commonwealth, made up of countries NOT states. Secondly, in WWII Australia was bombed in Darwin (Northern Australia) by the Japanese, the Australians and New Zealanders fought against them to prevent furhter bombings… Also you are a complete fucking moron. I hope you burn in hell.
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Firstly, Australians are Aussies and a completely different country to that of New Zealand who have Kiwi people (after the native kiwi fruit and bird), both of which are part of the Commonwealth, made up of countries NOT states. Secondly, in WWII Australia was bombed in Darwin (Northern Australia) by the Japanese, the Australians and New Zealanders fought against them to prevent furhter bombings… Also you are a complete fucking moron. I hope you burn in hell… if there is one, which there’s not. Also, creationism is a lie. I love Gorillas.
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Being ‘gay’ is not contagious, nor is it anyone’s business, I myself am not gay and am a baptised Christian from a respectable family. Do you morons realise the world wide stereotype of gay, child molesting preists, a little hipocritical don’t you think?.. I am 16, live in Australia and my hobbies include Buddhist meditation, reading the Qu’ran and Tibetan Book of the Dead (yes I love the idea of reincarnation) and I also thoroughly anjoy pre-marital anal sex with my underage boyfriend. Yes thats right, I take it up the arse and love it! But I don’t need to tell you about that
, as I’m sure you’ve tried it with many underage, unwilling boys you sick bastards.
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Smoking weed is fun also, there has just been a new development in the drug chronic, which is legal YAY AUSTRALIA !, I suggest you come visit, you can ride around in our native gay child molesting animal the kangaroo, they have a pouch specifically designed for hiding small virginal children…
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So people haven’t commented on this for quite some time but a new article referenced this piece of gold.
I am from New Zealand, born and raised.Like many other people who have contact with the real world, I’ll point out that New Zealand is in no way a part of Australia. Yes we are part of the Commonwealth, but New Zealand has it’s own government and currency.
There are no koalas or elephants running around anywhere, nor have there ever been in New Zealand’s short history.
Now for a short history lesson: New Zealand was first occupied by our native Maori people. Captain James Cook of England discovered New Zealand and it’s beautiful, bountiful lands and sailed back to England to promote it as a “New, better England” (which was heavily industrialised already). It was expensive and exciting journey for the migrants, and no criminals were sent here.
I have no idea how anybody in New Zealand shoved an elephant trunk up their rectum as we don’t have any except in zoos. There have never been herds of elephants running around the place either.
You are clearly delusional and part of a cult where you can only access “approved” information. Otherwise you are taking the piss and I congratulate you on your imagination, you sure fooled me!
One last thing, we have a beautiful range of ethnicities, cultures, sexualities and people here. Nobody is ashamed of it. New Zealand is a beautiful place
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#1. Please read the sourced material, and you will see that gays in your little State can find an elephant for their strange sex games.
#2 I am not delusional.
#3. I worry more about Australia, Canada and Argentina, than your tiny little State of England. When you have Nuclear Bombs, then we will have an adult discussion.
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When we have nuclear bombs, we are as bad as the rest of the world. No country is without its faults and I’m sure we have perverted people just as every country unfortunately does. I am trying to tell you that there are no elephants in New Zealand. This was never posted on any website, I checked.
And I prefer it that you don’t worry about my country, yes it is small and isolated; too far away from any countries with bombs to worry about invading us. As we are part of the Commonwealth, we have many larger countries that would support us should we be attacked by North Korea. In fact, your America is one of the countries that in the past we have fully supported and fought for in the past, I’m sure they would return the favour. God Bless.
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And you should learn to read your sourced material more carefully. The man FELL on a hose and it pierced his buttock. Not his anus, but his buttcheek. That is actually a muscle, not an oriface. I’m sure you know the difference, you sound very familiar and preoccupied with the human anus
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