Is Doggy style acceptible for Christian woman?
I was at the Sunday evening women’s bible study the other night when the topic of pleasing your husband came up. Some of the newly married ladies were curious which sexual positions were ok for a christian woman to engage in with their husband. Soon Talk turned to one position in particular. Since I am the elder of the group many questioning faces turned to me. Of course I have my opinions, but my opinions are nothing to the opinions of God and Jesus Christ. So I decided to do some biblical research.
The liberals who come to our holy online fellowship here and mock us, are always blabbering on about research. So here it is.
Now, I was going to save this for Wednesday bible study but many of my church have begun reading my posts here. Also with the recent marriage of Bruce and Claire, I thought this might come in handy in their bed chamber.
Much to my surprise, the Bible does not say anything about sexual positions. There are no prohibitions on any position in the Bible, it seems. Other than the prohibition of having intercourse with a menstruous woman (Lev
18:19), there is no comment about the types of sexual activity between married
people.
Then I decided to look for any sex in the bible.
I found this:
Under the Mosaic Law, twenty-eight offenses called for the death penalty. Of these, 8 were for sexual offenses. Capital offenses relating to human sexuality are listed in the order in which they appear.
1) Bestiality. A person having sex with an animal was to be executed along with the
animal (Ex 22:19 and Lev 20:15,16).
2) Adultery.A married person having sex with some other person was to be executed
with the illegal partner (Lev 20:10 and Deut 22:22).
3) A son having sex with his father’s wife ( his mother or stepmother) was to be
executed along with the partner (Lev 20:11).
4) A man having sex with his daughter-in-law was to be executed with the partner (Lev
20:12).
5) Male Homosexuality. Both men were to be executed (Lev 20:13 and Lev 18:22. Also
see Ro 1:27 and End Note 3).
6) A woman who has had sex while living in her father’s house and then marries
(presenting herself as a virgin) was to be executed after due process (Deut 22:13-21).
7) A man who has sex with a virgin engaged to another, was to be executed (Deut
22:23-27).
8) If an engaged virgin is inside the city and has sex with another man, that woman
was to be executed along with her lover. If the virgin is outside the city, she may have been
raped, so only the male is executed
But in the end, some sexual acts may be considered by some to be degrading or humiliating.
Those who would “keep walking by spirit” should not ignore the Scriptural indications of God’s thinking. And they will do well to cultivate a hatred for everything that is unclean before Jehovah, including what are clearly perverted sexual practices. Married couples should act in a way that will leave them with a clean conscience, as they give unimpeded attention to developing “the fruitage of the spirit.”—Galatians 5:16, 22, 23; Ephesians 5:3-5.”

If being bent over a chair while your husband man handles your flesh tunnel makes you feel like a cheap whorelot…perhaps you should ask yourself…Am I a cheap whorelot?
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud

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Drat, my second pic link didn’t show up…well that’s just as well it was a bit racey.
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1:30 pm
thank you for the valid research
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1:40 pm
thank you ma’am or sir
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11:45 pm
As far as I know from Bible School the only acceptable position is for a woman to lay on her stomach, arch her back a little, and talk in a low voice while her husband prays inside her dukie-door.
The reason I know this so well is that we’re required to practice it over and over with the good Pastor Chester until we get it right.
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11:34 am
Pastor Chester is a good man. I, too, have held many pre-marriage counseling sessions with young couples instructing them on proper positioning for moral, sexual reproduction intercourse.
Even the use of the word “doggy-style” disgusts me.
I’ll pray for you.
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12:38 pm
Thank you Rev Mutt. I am disgusted by the carnality of it also. However, as the good Pastor Chester reminds us, the path to overcoming sin is to confront it, over and over, and over and over.
But not in a gay way.
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11:52 pm
This position isn’t exotic. When you’re spending half the time pregnant, it’s clearly the way to go.
(Susan here’s a Protip: Don’t rest your weight on your hands. Elbows down means more er, ah enjoyable contact.)
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12:47 am
Thank you dear, I find that face down in a pillow is the best. Depending on your husband you can go to sleep and wake up when it’s over
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12:57 am
Susan, if you’re a grandmother then chances are you’re far past menopause, i.e. you can no longer have children. Thus, you should no longer be having sex, as, according to you Christians, sex is ONLY for producing offspring.
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1:15 am
My deary, I have not had sex since before my dearly departed husband left this earth. But before that I had more sex than you can imagine.
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1:17 am
Then shouldn’t your comment have been “Thank you dear, I FOUND that face down in a pillow WAS the best”?
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6:13 pm
shut up claire
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7:40 pm
Well played Claire. Well played indeed.
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2:36 am
Face in the pillow is good too, but a nice hind-end giddyap smack every now and again keeps me awake. I’m also a light sleeper anyway.
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11:23 pm
a smack occasionally can be good
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5:50 pm
I am so appreciative of all this insightful banter. My husband has been asking me about this since we had our second child 2 years ago and are about ready to try intercourse again. My only question is, how do you properly cut a hole in the sheet for this sort of position. I’m afraid if it is too low he might think I want him to go anal and report me to the almighty. What sorts of measurements should I use?
Thanks so much.
Melissa
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6:11 pm
why are you using a sheet? are you in the Klan?
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12:06 am
The Lord allows a Christian bride to perform her duties in whichever position her husband requires, as long as he doesn’t perform homosex or bestiality acts in his mind as he does it.
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6:14 pm
well said sir
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12:25 am
Listen, The BIBLE says that as a man your entitled to have sex in any way you see fit, because it makes the babies. I’m on my fifth wife myself, and wouldn’t you know it but each is younger than the last.
The latest one is truly God’s child – she makes time to please her husband (me) and keep the house clean. And my oldest daughter tutors her in math! (she might get her GED one of these days since high school is out, what with all them kids she’s having and cleaning up after). The next 2-3 years we spend together will be a joy, before I divorce her and start wooing her younger sister.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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You’re sick.
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2:16 am
Bless you for taking the effort to have a cohesive, wholesome family life! Good of you to rope ‘em in young. The ways of Christ can be impressed upon them before they get exposed to the evils of the secular world.
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11:37 am
Can you please give me the address of the trailer park you live in. I wish to include it in my nightly prayers to God. The ones where I list most noble places to suck to the bowels of the earth.
I’ll pray for you.
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12:44 am
Fine by me. Yer average Christian woman is a dog anyway so what the heck? Bow wow wow. I’ll take one a them Nevada whores any day a the week. At least I only got to pay them once.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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1:05 am
“I’ll take one a them Nevada whores any day a the week. At least I only got to pay them once.”
YOU, sir, insult your own moniker. I don’t know what kind of “Cowboy for Christ” you are, but REAL Christians DON’T partake of the services of a prostitute. (hypocrite)
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1:16 am
oh. my. god. I just agreed with mainiac666…the end is near!
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2:13 pm
Nevada whorehouse I use has a chapel attached. I right with the Lord, pardner.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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1:23 am
“I just agreed with mainiac666″
Sticks and stones, Susie. Stick and stones. You people are REALLY good with the stone part. (Probably shouldn’t make it the FIRST one though.) Wonder how you’d do with a stick.
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3:33 am
I can only imagine where you would like the stick you sick depraved individual
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2:58 am
Why is this site getting so pornographic all of the sudden with these photos?
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I apoligize if the pictures I chose are to over the top.
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5:49 am
Um, hello? Perhaps take a look at some of the photos that decorate YOUR articles.
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3:32 am
Fecal fornication is a gateway drug to homosexuality.
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6:15 pm
tell that to poopanator
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6) A woman who has had sex while living in her father’s house and then marries
(presenting herself as a virgin) was to be executed after due process (Deut 22:13-21).
word up
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11:31 am
“If an engaged virgin is inside the city and has sex with another man, that woman
was to be executed along with her lover. If the virgin is outside the city, she may have been raped, so only the male is executed.”
Heaven preserve us! So this explains why the pagan whores are moving to Brooklyn, marauding around the countryside, hoping to entice righteous Christian men into popping their heathen hymens and then offering them up for execution.
Frailty, thy name is New Jersey Transit…
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1:46 pm
Thank God the brutal death of Jesus Christ has delivered us from these barbaric Jewish ways
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10:25 am
“Other than the prohibition of having intercourse with a [menstruating] woman (Lev 18:19)”
Unless I’m mistaken, Leviticus is the Old Testament and Christ’s death brought about a new covenant with god so this is basically hogwash.
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1:48 pm
exactly brother, but by that point I was desperate for any biblical sex to put into the article that wasn’t gay or bestiality on incest.
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10:08 am
I would hardly be considered your brother since I’m a radical atheist.
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6:16 pm
so this is evil adam?
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11:02 am
Couldn’t “doggy style” be considered akin to bestiality? Surely Ex 22:19 and Lev 20:15,16 also apply to acts that resemble animal-sex?
I need spiritual guidance on this, quick!
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1:50 pm
It is only bestiality if it is with an animal or someone other than white…assuming your white.
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2:01 pm
What about gingers? I know there is quite a bit of controversy over whether they are really human or not…
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2:12 pm
And whether they have souls.
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2:18 pm
So, does that mean if I don’t have this soul thingy there’s no point in going to church? Or does it mean I should go two, three, or four more times as often in the hopes I’ll develop one (or maybe trick the almighty into thinking I have one. I can bleach my hair to look more like Jesus too). Goddamnit! Why can’t someone here give me a straight answer to these things?
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5:18 pm
the bible does not mention red headed people, as they did not exist yet. I think your OK on a tecnicallity. but go to church
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5:51 pm
Wait, what? God only allows whites to have sex with whites?
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6:29 pm
within the confines of marriage of course
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2:09 pm
It’s important that a couple discuss positions with their pastor and parents to make sure local and family traditions are not dishonored. In the end, a male orgasm is the end desire though. So whatever is needed to achieve that should be done.
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2:14 pm
“In the end, a male orgasm is the end desire though.”
No, the desire is for BOTH to orgasm, you chauvinistic dipshit.
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2:19 pm
Go blog about Annie somewhere.
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2:42 pm
Mr. Weisz, is that true? Women can have orgasms too? If so, why has my church been lying to me all this time?
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3:24 pm
Go blog about potatoes somewhere.
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6:18 pm
go make lolcat posters somewhere
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5:57 pm
Yeah, preacher, an’ I bet you like ta get yer nose right down there checkin’ it out. You from Portland? Sure looks like it.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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3:08 pm
Learn to spell – acceptable not acceptible.
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5:20 pm
they are both words, what does it matter?
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3:26 pm
Doggie style is the easiest way to fistsomeone. But, sometimes my daddie just squats down and I lay under him. That’s because whenever I fist him, I love the pooey wet juices to leakk on my face!
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8:56 pm
This site is worse than run of the mill porn, it makes me want to shower.
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11:26 pm
this is not porn sir
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5:34 pm
So, after some debating, I’ve come to realize this website is a brilliant satire, at once lampooning Christians and non at the same time.
Excellent
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6:00 pm
The only lampooning is what a lonely cowboy does with one a them sheep by the privacy of the campfire. Long as nobody talks about it, it ain’t bestiality, and at least no one’s queer.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
p.s.: Real man never afraid or ashamed to show his weapon.
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6:31 pm
Thank you for calling my piece brilliant but what is a satire? Is that one of those roman/greek wood nymphs?
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7:54 pm
Lots of judgmental “Christians” here.
It is so funny to me watching so-called Christians acting like this, being judgmental of others.
Why follow some parts and ignore others?
Why gossip and judge when the Bible specifically prohibits it?
Ask yourself those questions next time you want to judge someone for sinning. Remember, all sins are equal in the eyes of God as the Bible says so. Your minor white lie, withholding the full truth, gossiping, etc…. We are all sinners, and all have been cleared by Jesus’ sacrifice.
Keep your judgments to yourself, because they have no place in following a Christian lifestyle or belief system.
That means no condemning those who are not acting in a way you consider acceptable, whether that be sexual acts, language, clothing, etc… The only being who has any business judging is God. Not you. Not your pastor. Not a single human being.
If you chose to go against it, that makes you a hypocrite and a sinner just the same way as the person you are judging is a sinner as all sins are equal.
I hope this sits with some of you deep in your soul, and helps you see the true path the Lord has for his children.
Love to All.
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6:20 pm
If you do not agree with our thoughts then do not visit the website
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7:04 pm
True enough, we all sin. Reverend Phil says God takes a day off now ‘n again, and he comes to the bunkhouse to tell us when. As long we don’t talk about it like them queers in Portland do, Jesus won’t notice because he’s off relaxin’
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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11:28 pm
pretty sure it doesn’t work that way cody
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12:19 am
In the end, if women in general would be grateful for the rib they took from men and just get back in the kitchen and make that sandwich, we could avoid this argument.
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5:50 pm
thank you for your rib sacrifice
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6:24 pm
It brings a tear to my eye to hear a true Christian woman speak, Susan.
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6:21 pm
Oh Brother Winkle your a Samson among men!
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6:32 am
I couldn’t decide if this was an Onion piece or not till i looked at the site it was on…on one hand it seems like you are trying to take the subject seriously….but then again it seems to be taken lightly too…
Are you seriously saying that you are taking sex advice (let alone any advice whatsoever) from a book that is almost 2000 years old (for the newest parts)??!?! A book that we do not have any original copies of…a book that you only read translations of (of centuries old copies as best)…a book that what was included was decided by local religious politics at the time??!! are you being serious?
I guess I assume a basic level of intelligence and education of most people which is why I can’t tell if this is a joke or not…
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7:14 am
Aaron, thank you for reading the Bible. It seems you missed portions though. I do appreciate you trying to seem educated. As a black and or terrorist muslum, I can understand how you can’t comprehend this article.
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7:30 am
Wow…really? Assumptions I am black or terrorist from that? Talk about judgements….I think you skipped that basic bit about not judging others. FYI I am white, and not muslim. I have read the bible, depending on the translation it is good literature, and jesus was a good moralist, no questions there.
You state I have missed portions…no I did not, I read the whole thing. But you quite typically tried to change and frame the conversation to suit you, not answering the point I brought up. Why do you assume the bible is valid with no evidence to back it up? And if you have evidence you might want to share it with the world as no one seems to have done so yet.
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7:41 am
Aaron, I appreciate your terrorist muslims hate views, but I really would like it if you didn’t promote “hate” on this website. I understand that you blacks have a special place in your heart for “muslims” aka terrorists,, but please don’t bring your terrorist agenda to this website.
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7:46 am
Bruce, I understand that you apparently can’t read, I am neither black, nor muslim, nor terrorist. Searching for knowledge is not hate. Are you able to have a rational conversation on the subjects I brought up? Or is anyone here?
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7:58 am
Again Aaron, everytime you typr black/muslim in your comments, Our great Christian site gets tagged as a terrorist site. Please leave you homogay black terrorist beliefs off of Christwire.
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8:25 am
Ok seriously….is there anyone else here who can answer questions? Sadly people like Bruce tend to the the type who answer questions and play troll.
Oh and Bruce..me thinks the lady doth protest too much….sorry its not a bible reference, but it is a reference to great literature, unless of course Shakespeare was a gay black muslim too…
I do wish that people like Bruce were just fake trolls, but sadly he is not the first of his ilk that I have met.
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9:07 am
Aaron, I will gladly answer any non-terror plot related question you have. Also, I guess you have been in too many homogay clubs if you think the name Bruce is a female name. What question can I answer for you though? Please don’t ask what would be the best target or your next terrorist strike though, because I will not answer that one.
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5:58 pm
what question do you have Aaron? I will try my best to answer/
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10:07 am
And what terror related plot question did I ask?
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10:21 am
None yet Aaron, but I’m sure your Black homogay muslim terror mind is trying to think of one? Again, what non-terrorist related question can I answer for you? I’m am always happy to enlighten inner city ghetto youths suc as yourself.
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10:27 am
Once again, I am not gay, or black, or muslim..I do not live in the inner city, or even a big city for that matter. Let’s start with where does your racism, homophobia and hatred come from, none of it is in the bible. Christ never said to hate other people like you do.
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10:38 am
Aaron, I do not hate anyone. I simply asked you what question you wanted answered, but somehow in your ghetto-youth muslim terrorist mind, you decided that I was a hate-filled racist. Please just ask the question and leave your tribal rage at the doorstep.
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10:42 am
Like a fish biting at the same baited hook over and over and over….
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10:46 am
I don’t follow this analogy. Are you a Dutch perhaps? I hear they created a chemical called THC which makes you babble incoherently.
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10:49 am
I was referring to Aaron; your posting came while I was composing mine, so it might have looked out of order. And worse, I’m not in Holland but in California.
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10:59 am
I understand. So you are certainly under the influence of THC or cracked coked canes then since you live in California, or are you an Extasy induced wizard like that homogay from “Scrubs”,Zach Braff?
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6:01 pm
I didn’t know he was homogay!
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6:39 pm
“cracked coke canes”
“extasy”
Trolls are more undereducated than I could have imagined X)
THC was not “created” by man; GOD put it here, you asinine idiot
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11:04 am
I use whichever is most Christian and suggested by my pastor, of course! How could it be otherwise…
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11:32 pm
is your pastor imaginitive?
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11:30 am
I so love how one can not ask a serious question of a christian. Or make a serious comment and expect serious and thought out replies. I asked a serious question to start with.
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11:36 am
Dear boy,
I see so many angry and ill-phrased and illogical questions above, it is almost too difficult to know where to begin a response.
Have you considered Christian therapy with an approved minister? Being baptized? Holding your breath until you pass out and wake up in a homeless shelter with your wallet and cellphone missing?
Please let us know, dear boy, how it all turns out for you.
I will pray for you.
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6:02 pm
WHAT QUESTION!!!
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12:31 pm
Hi.
Someone tell me. Is this site for real or is it humor site – cause i cant tell. I have always considered American Christianity to be one of the hypocritical things in the world. And for this reason i don’t understand this site or this post or its comments. Is this mocking or are you serious?
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12:35 pm
You have a puking jack o’ lantern as your avatar. And you don’t know whether this site is real or satire?
Maybe you need an Annette Funicello avatar. Or a big flashing sign that says “I’m a homoqueer idiot.”
Sober up you devil-worshiper.
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12:38 pm
I must agree with the honorable Reverend on this one. That puke-o-lantern is positively satanic!
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6:06 pm
seriously, if people have a question to the authenticity of this site then why do they ask us if the stuff we have stated is bs? just research it on google or the bible!
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8:07 pm
Honestly. Just love your wife/husband, and do your wifely/husbandry duty and allow the passion of your love to position you both correctly and be blessed with it. Let God decide it, not people. Just sayin.
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6:08 pm
Are you calling God a porn director?
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2:51 am
I love to get my wife from behind, heck, don’t tell her I said it but I sometimes accidentally hit the wrong hole!
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6:08 pm
Mr. President that is very disturbing.
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10:27 pm
I’m shocked that women would discuss this topic as if they have any say in it all. Christian women should know their place. Their job is to open their legs to their man. The man will position that woman by verbal and physical command.
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10:29 pm
Da boys up the hill over yonder attest to doggy style with a sheep. They sez it’s better next to a cliff. thataways, the sheep’ll back into it more better.
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3:51 am
whatever cowboy cody
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5:26 am
Every one has own views and the writer has researched well.Me and my hubby enjoy doggy every now and then.It boils down to your personal choice.
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11:35 pm
thank for you thoughts sir…or ma’am.
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2:08 am
I for one cannot wait to be married and enjoy sex, as God intended it between a man and a woman.
If you believe that sex is just for making children, you clearly have not read Song of Solomon.
Having children is indeed good, but also, “Married couples who do not have free and frequent intimacy together are warned by Paul that they are leaving themselves vulnerable to Satan’s temptations to either sexual sin or bitterness.”
(http://theresurgence.com/2009/02/14/spiritual-disciplines-lovemaking-valentines-day-edition)
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2:10 am
Additionally, the photos you share on this article, and others, are repulsive. How dare you share things like this and tempt fellow brothers and sisters in Christ who struggle with pornography. The first photo is borderline child porno – judging by the bedspread and training bra she’s wearing.
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3:26 am
glad your a fan stay strong in Christ!
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8:41 am
Oh no, darling, not a fan. I stumbled upon this frightening website and have read some articles and disagree with pretty much all of them. And the repulsive comments your readers post…
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5:25 am
well you obviously do not have good taste
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5:00 am
I think women is best judge of what is acceptible or what is not acceptible for her.I think everyone has a right to make the choices.
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5:21 am
GOD decides if you burn in hell for all eternity!
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6:13 am
It’s the 14 year old again and Actuly I prefer my bitch on top of me because she can easily just get of and suck my dick until I ejaculate down her throat
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6:13 pm
Amen Getyourfacts straight Amen
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3:08 pm
New favorite website: Found.
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1