Is Gay Contagious? 20 Ways You Can Catch It!

Alex Keating
• ChristWire
May 9, 2011 8:30 am133 comments

Attending a pro-choice rally

These places are dens of sin! It is well known that lesbians and gays attend these events in hopes of obtaining some young-man-penis or sweet-virgin-cherries. The liberal tint of the whole thing makes people more susceptible to to such ideas as sodomy and anal fisting. Behind closed doors, after the signs are put away and all the bullhorns are silenced, things like this often end in homo-erotic orgies, gay rape, and tears.

Sharing a soda

Sharing a soda often leads to the exchange of bodily fluids. The small amount of saliva you are ingesting now could come back to haunt you in the future. Studies show that this is a gateway activity, to get you used to the taste of the same sex in your mouth. It starts at letting one of these gays share your Pepsi and ends with him shoving his penis in your backside repeatedly.

Listening to Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is a transvestite. This has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt with not only candid pictures posted to the Internet, but also in the fact that her songs glorify homogay behavior. Even the most staunch Christians can be affected, as a brother at my church went full-on tranny after happening upon her latest fare “Born This Way”. Poor brother Shamus will never be saved again. Make sure you keep an eye on what will be next on the Youtube playlist after listening to Christwire’s holy radio programs.

Skateboarding

When men grow long hair and take up a sport that appeals to children, those very same children get molested. Incidences of anal rape at skate parks across the nation have soared in the past few years. Touted as ‘community centers’ these places are actually used by homogay recruiters who go by the name of “Juggalos” to entice new members to their sick sodomizing circles of sin. Say that three times fast, and God may just save you from these roughians.

Shopping at Hot Topic

Hot pink shirts for men? So called ‘wifebeaters’ for women? Glow in the dark sex toys? You will find all these and more being sold to underage children at any Hot Topic in any mall in any country in the world. Items such as these can only make you homogay, and the money from your purchases is often used to support the gay agenda and to put billboards up in otherwise decent God-fearing American towns.

Reading ‘Fight Club’

Many young men read this book without knowing the author is a homogay debaucher! The entire plot is based around homogay activities such as naked wrestling and homo-erotic fire play. Reading it will give you a sense that stuff like this is ok, and not against God’s plan for us. The writer, Chuck Palaunick, even had the audacity to send his character to heaven in the end. That is somewhere in which his homogay self will never visit!

Wearing a piercing on your face

Back in the eighties the gays used to have a code regarding which ear your ear-ring was placed on. These days it involves facial piercings. If you have one over your eye, you like sodomy. If you have a nose piercing you are the sodomizer. If you have one attached to your lip, you go both ways and also enjoy fecal matter. This is a secret code Christwire investigated many days to obtain, hopefully the good Christian readers will heed and take cation of this warning.

Registering for the Democratic Party

Attend a democratic event and you will no doubt be surrounded by homogays. They try to entice you with chants of ‘change’ and ‘hope’ when in reality the only change they want is your clothes to be gone and the hope they offer is that of anal rape. Lesbians are especially prevalent at these sin fests, as the opportunity to meet and possibly sleep with Hillary Clinton is high. Also their short hair lets them blend in with the feminine gay males who come looking for penises instead of vagina’s.

Failing to renew your hunting/fishing lisence

While the rest of the men are out providing for their families with good elk meat and a few trout for good measure, you will be at home with the women folk, learning cooking, cleaning, and how to be feminine. By the end of the season you will probably be decked out in an apron crying to anyone who will listen about how nasty fish entrails are and how your perfect manicure is ruined.

Frequenting the same pool as gays

Many gays enjoy fornication in public pools. In the olden days, this only went on after hours and under the cover of dark, lest the two offenders be covered with tar and feathers and ran out of town towards Mexico. Times have changed, however, as the liberal homogay agenda has made it ok for them to do such things in front of your kids. No doubt this will give them wicked sinful thoughts. You’re better off just turning on the hose in the backyard and cooling off the way God intended you to; without gays fornicating everywhere.

Watching “Dancing With The Stars”

Many of you may think this show is innocent at first, until you see what it did to once prominent NFL linebacker and strong man’s man, Warren Sapp. Mr Sapp entered the show in a previous season, won, and was forced to retire after he couldn’t stop staring at genitals in the locker room after the game. We mourn the loss of Mr. Sapp to the gay community, however his example can be used by many to avoid such a fate themselves.

Owning a Shit-Zu

Small hairy yapping dogs such as these beasts have no place in a good Christian home. The owners, in order to pick out such a tiny dog, must be already afflicted by one of the aforementioned items. Before long you will find yourself putting pink ribbons in your dogs hair and carrying him around in a purse. Sodomy follows close behind. As does homo-oral activities. Be warned, brothers and sisters, the homogays have bred traits into these dogs and they will attempt to put their nose in your anus as you sleep.

Smoking marijuana

Many believe this is a harmless activity. Many also believed Hitler was harmless. Once you are high off one of the cigarettes, there is no telling what you might do. Rape. Murder. Sodomy. The reason we banned it in the first place is because it made the blacks violent enough to wander into white neighborhoods and rape the women. The same is true today, except it is the men they are after this time.

Perusing a comic book

Men running around in tight spandex blowing up buildings and disrespecting America is no type of fare to raise your children with. Studies have shown that the link between homogay adult activities and reading comic books as a child is stronger than one may at first believe. A full 90% of gays admit to reading comic books as a kid. While that number may be staggering, 95% admit that one of their fantasies is to have sex with Batman.

Allowing gays in your house

Once they sit on your furniture and grab a hold of your remote control, it is over. Your television will be plastered with images of penis on penis action. You may have to call the police to have them removed as it is well known gays are awkward to deal with and will always claim discrimination. The real discrimination here is that you don’t want to be gay and they are discriminating against you for that. Be sure to keep pepper spray around in case you have to chase one of these fairies out of your house with force.

Purchasing homo-erotic shampoo products

God intended us to clean ourselves with good non scented soap. He did not expect for the gays, though. They like to smell like fruits and vegetables in order to entice hungry men back to their lairs for homogay rape. Homeless men are usually targeted by these heathens, and as homeless men will usually do anything for a meal and warm place to sleep, except working and paying for it themselves, it is often successful. These activities are funded by the sale of such scented soap products and often even endorsed by companies such as “Vidal Sasoon”, “St Ives”, and “Axe Cologne” in their marketing efforts.

Making a profile on a dating website

There are plenty of good Christian women at your local church. Dating websites are for heathens who are looking for the type of debauchery that the Lord looks down upon in his home. Also, most of the women in the pictures also have penises. You get them in your house, teach them to cook and clean, and marry them. Then, on the wedding night the jig is up, and you find you are involved in a homosexual marriage without even the slightest chance of going to heaven.

Adopting a vegan lifestyle

God made meat for us to eat. Since homogays hate god, they hate meat as well and often adopt diets such that prohibit fine steaks and juicy hamburgers. “But where do they get their protein from?” you may be wondering. Sperm, and that is exactly what you will be forced to do if you let one of the liberal homogays entice you to choosing such a thing with the promises of good health. The Lord is all the health you need.

Working at a hair salon

Only gays cut hair. Real men have real jobs. If you happen to be one of the millions of Americans out of work due to Kenyan President Barack Obama’s economic plan, you might find yourself in a position where this type of job is offered to you. DO NOT take it. Starve first. It is not worth the gay experiences you will no doubt have before you are forced to quit because the owner found a younger, cuter man to do the job.

Fornicating before marriage

Fornicating before marriage leads to sin. It leads to abortion, gay marriage, and socialist views. In a good Christian society, such as we are supposed to have here in the United States, men wait until the woman has proven herself to be good mother and kitchen material. If you don’t a woman will no doubt scorn you along your path and steer you towards the road of gay. I have seen it happen to many a brother caught in the throws of lust.

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133 Comments

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    EPIC FAIL!

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  • Satins spawn

    OH MY FUCKING GWAD .. rly ? i mean wtf dude’s are you guys gay i surly think so all i see is Judgment little boy your going to Burn not in hell but by my hand i WILL kill you yees repa south Africa bra i dont care if you stay in America i will come and rape you just like your father did yeeees satin is in our mist

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    • Don’t test us, boy.

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      • Boy – SIES dude, just comes to show what you have on your sick, SICK mind! los die boys uit jou homofuck

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        • Your foreign talk doesn’t scare me.

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          • Uh. This one’s dedicated to all the haters out there
            Jealous of us because we’re better than you
            Yolandi Vi$$er, bring the sparks?

            ”Chorus”
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            Moenie kom kak praat nie my bra
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar

            ”Verse 1”
            Yolandi Vi$$er: He was the wrong ninja to fuck with.

            Ninja:
            Yo, I am the ninja in charge over here,
            no fear when i scope a rhyme in your ear.
            Fuck with the wrong ninja, this time what’s the matter with you.
            Should have known better than to fuck with a ninja with a attitude.
            I wasn’t mad at you, now you mad at me and jealous.
            Little spunk poofy rappers like Anthony en Dennis.
            Let me help to make you famous, jissis but you rap kak.
            When you rap you actually sound like you’re having a fat kak. (Jaa../ Sies!)
            Why you so obsessed with me? Oooh.
            Jesus Christ you should see how these guys stalk me.
            Follow my every move like a Sea Point moffie , FUCK YOU.
            And all your ? .. Maak klaar met die spiff quote (?) from the licks
            Yo, there’s not a rapper out there who can touch me,
            If you don’t believe me run up and try to punch me

            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            (D.D.J-J-J)
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            (Hi-hi-hi Tek)
            Oh oh vat’s it yuketa(?)
            Yo-Landi Vi$$er fresh(?) and depressed(?) vat ‘n picture
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            Do what I like cos I roll with the fucken Ninja

            I am a fucken coloureds cos I am a fucken coloured if I want to be a coloured (Hosss)
            My inner fucken coloured just wants to be discovered
            You vokken naai skinner aan (?)
            Elke vokken poes is pienk aan die binnekant.

            Zed to E to the motherfucken F
            (?) like a vokken zef zef zef
            Fuck this poes in the skinny jeans
            Yo maar jy’s dandy(?) (?)
            Soos the vokken kak jol by Assembly

            Why do I call myself the Ninja?
            Because my style is so motherfucken nasty (Is ja!)
            Nothing you can so or do can harm me
            Ek’s kak vokken kom (?) en jy’s a flou vokken laanie

            Fuck with Die Antwoord you fuck with the army
            My fans are my bergie.
            When they bite they only go with a skraal sterfies(?)
            Ask Kyle Safie(?) (Kyle’s momma is a big fat biiitch)

            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            (D.D.J-J-J)
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            (Hi-hi-hi Tek)
            Moenie kom kak praat nie my blaar
            Yo-Landi Vi$$er fresh(?) and depressed(?) vat ‘n picture
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            Do what I like cos I roll with the fucken Ninja

            Yo I’m the Ninja in charge
            I can’t even believe my fucken dick is so large make rooooom
            this is doom when we launch a full frontal assault with the boom
            Yo-Landi Vi$$er rub the fucken salt in the wound

            My style is wild make you walk your faces(?)
            It’s got style coming out all sorts of places
            Raak wys! Ninja flex fresh
            Ek’s original, fuck Sweat.X (Wie die vok is dit?)

            Spoek Mathambo is a spank(?) rock lookalike rapalike siff little parasite gah!
            Fuck every one of your whack tracks
            Marcus Wormstorm is short and fat.

            I represent the underdog you know my steez
            I’m represented by a label in the overseas
            Yo Amsterdam yes I am the man got the cash in hand and I’m splashing Rands
            That used to be some Euros, I used to be a zero
            Now I rap to the track like a super fucken hero
            Superninja’s coming like a bullet, leaping over buildings, waving at the children

            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            (D.D.J-J-J)
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            (D.D.J-J-J Hi-hi-hi Tek)
            Moenie kom kak praat nie my blaar
            (D.D.J-J-J)
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            (Hi-hi-hi Tek)
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            (D.D.J-J-J)
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            (Hi-hi-hi Tek)
            Oh oh vat’s it yuketa(?)
            Yo-Landi Vi$$er fresh in the place, vat ‘n picture
            Jou ma se poes in ‘n fishpaste jar
            Do what I like cos I roll with the fucken Ninja

            It’s plain to see you can’t change me
            Cos I’ma be a Ninja for life

            Yo I’m a ninja he’s a ninja she’s a ninja we’s a ninjas
            Wouldn’t you like to be a ninja too?

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          • Speaking French will not intimidate me. It will only cement my thought that you are indeed a surrender monkey.

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          • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

            Yolandi! Oh I would so go lesbian for her. I love Enter the Ninja. Rich bitch is awesome too. I haven’t heard that one yet, gonna look it up. I <3 me some Yolandi Vi$$er

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      • Satins spawn

        BRING IT ON old fart i will eat your corpse and soul alive i am SATIN btw bra jou ma se poes in a fis paste jar….

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        • Why are you obsessed with bras?

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          • Bra – aka Dude, in yourre case – poes!

            Surrender monkey?

            That must then make you a but Pirate – Argh! hehe

            IDGIT

            BTW, big diff. between FRENCH and AFRIKAANS, learn you poepol

            Also, bare in mind by engaging me you have just declared yourself a slae to the darkside, – I am your father –

            PEACE MOFO!
            PEACE

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          • Satins spawn

            Bra is slang old man we are AFRIKAANS dumb fuck not french and your come backs are lame your research on every thing on this site is less than a tolls Evin google shit before you post it and learn some thing your bible mayb? i see you have been forsaken by your god

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          • “Africans” you mean. There is no double “f” or “k” in the word, no matter how hard you are trying to emulate American hip hop heathens.

            Also, I already told your Nigerian uncle I’m not giving any money to you people.

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          • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

            The dark-skinned Nubian satanists are back at their nonsense. I might do a series on “The Dark Continent” to expose what I have been through in my 30-plus years of ministering in Africa. No other place on God’s good Earth is there so much rampant homosexuality, demonic possession and drug use! Africa is like a gaping gateway to Hell!

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          • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

            It is Afrikaans. Really? And not all Afrikaans are black. Hey, Alex? I know a video you would like. Evil Boy- Die Antwoord. Make sure you watch the explicit version ;)

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      • Alex i have to tell you something

        you were adopted

        your mother was actually a cross dressing man with a dick as small as yours.

        seriously how can u rage on gay people when your mother was a man and your daddy really liked it

        u shouldnt be ashamed of them

        they love u

        jus come out the closet m8

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      • Satins spawn

        HAHAHAHA TEst you No how could i i dont test i defeat i PWN NOOBS just like you bring it on old fart any day any time i will slit your keel ass hole soos you ouma se poes ne

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      • As a Christian who has a gay relative I know that I will not become gay if a gay comes to our house on holidays. Yeah, I just said it: There has been a gay person in a Christian home without the Christians becoming gay. What about that for a test eh?

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  • Damn, I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath!

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  • Shame Alex you think u can hide behind your religion

    its gonan come out

    either u gonna eb one of those sick child molestors

    or u gonna be doing one of your co writes in the ass

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  • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

    Great job, Alex.

    But as always, we can only enlighten those who are saved about the dangers of a full-blown homogay invasion that’s staring us in the face right now.

    Those socialist/hippie/liberal unsaved heathens who love to mock our warnings and precautions can laugh now, but when they’re being violated by an angry jobless non-Christian black man let’s see who has the last laugh.

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    • you fucking racist mother fucking poes

      Go back to Bible school, they should teach you not to be RACIST! or rather, as for a full refund, you wasted their time and your money

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      • Yes. We should instead just threaten people who don’t think the way we do. Because that always makes us look intelligent…

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        • “Yes. We should instead just threaten people who don’t think the way we do. Because that always makes us look intelligent…”

          ****intelligent words from ALEX KEATING
          – the same ignorant prick that said:

          “Speaking French will not intimidate me. It will only cement my thought that you are indeed a surrender monkey”

          sounds a little self contradicting.

          —this only cements my thought that ALEX KEATING is a small minded fellow that doesnt give much thought to what hes all about. furthermore, the same goes to the entire CHRIST WIRE organization which is made up of ignorant sheeple.

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        • I love reading this stuff from you American Freaks… yours was probably the funniest thing I have ever read….

          Keep it up, the rest of the world could do with a laugh

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          • I sincerely hope don’t judge America upon this site. :( This site is extremely ignorant and a skid mark upon this country. There are people here in America (like me) who are fighting to get rid of these types of people who are writing these bullshit articles.

            But yes, this article was probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever read, also.

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    • wasnt “Homogay Invasion” the title of that all-male sex tape that you made? the one where you tried to see how many dicks you could fit inside your body?? yaaa thats right! it was. it starred you playing the roll as the homosexual priest that got tired of giving rim jobs to minors and wanted a new life, so you called all the males that attend your services to come stuff it to ya….. c’mon man, your gunna have to come up with some new material.

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    • You’re SO racist.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    I just received an email alert about a “sale” at Old Navy for drawstring shorts – “For The Hole Family”. This language is secret-homo talk.

    Even Yahoo! Answers is becoming the Craig’s list of internets dating to spread the gayonaise. Just look at the sick fecal-fallacies being perpetrated, thinly veiled as mending advice for the homemaker. Disgusting.

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100501143339AA85stV

    Alex, you are a God send to us all.

    Praise be,
    BB

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    • hi whore,

      i just wanted to remind you that you were supposed to be working the corner for me 2 hours ago, i dont mean to be pushy, but if you dont get out there and make me some muhfukin money, im going to send a plague to that shit hole town you live in. get out there.

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  • Satins spawn

    rev rev swart? black i am a programmer and yes i am not black but white mayb learn your geography before you comment racist BASTARD just like your father our heavenly god a dumb fuck i am LOLING my ass off noob fuck sake get a education

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  • Ok Alex . first of all south african does no automaticly make us black u arrogant american fucktard

    your arrogant way of life is the reason people hate america

    i for one love america regardless of its flaws

    those flaws being you and your kind.

    one other note to add

    stop being so retarded and accept no matter how much you bitch and moan about it people will not listen gay people walk amoung us and there is nothing u or anyone else can do about it.

    we just need to accept it , just like we accepted that Black people are not slaves but people

    you need to get off your high horse and stop being a thorn in the side of humanity

    If God was truely against it , then gay people would be dead or live lives worse then shit and piss.

    but some of the wealthiest people are gay , just a point that fi they were condemed we would not see them so openly admitting who they are

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    • Apartied wasn’t excepting blacks as equals.

      White South Africans are the most racist of all. Couldn’t you at least leave the Negroes with their own continent?

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      • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

        Or at least leave them alone on an island, unmolested by the development and progress of the white race

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        • Rev. Custer: thank you for the amazing gay anal sex last night. im sorry i left in such a hurry this morning.

          Alex Keating: your a amazingly good at giving oral sex to minors. please give Rev. Custer some tips, he needs all the help with sucking preteen weener he can get. him and his wife.

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      • Yea but that has pas and we dont think like that , america had the same thing it wasnt white to begin with was it?

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      • Hello, I just wanted to point out your spelling error. excepting-1.excluding; barring; saving; with the exception of; except: Excepting the last chapter, the book is finished.

        ac·cept·ing [ak-sep-ting] Show IPA
        –adjective
        amenable; open: She was always more accepting of coaching suggestions than her teammates.

        Where did you do your research for this article? I find it so ri·dic·u·lous
           [ri-dik-yuh-luhs]–adjective
        causing or worthy of ridicule or derision; absurd; preposterous; laughable: a ridiculous plan.

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  • Again, we have a blog post that might as well be titled “if you do things that we don’t like, you’ll become gay!” since only fools like you still think that we live in the 50′s.

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  • wow, I am honestly of the opinion that this is just a big joke. I cannot fathom someone being so ignorant, and blatantly stupid. If this is the case that’s awesome! I laughed my ass off.

    However, if you’re serious, your god has forsaken your hate-ridden shit hole that was once a soul. crawl back under your rock and don’t bother the rest of us with your racist, homophobic drivel.

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    • I’m pretty sure this is satire. If he really believes all those things makes someone gay, then why don’t I have a much better selection of cute guys to choose from?

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    • Wait, you’re not sure? Seemed pretty obvious to me.

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  • I was just wandering what does homogay mean. I think it means those people that share similar sense of humour, I can’t think of any other explenation.

    Where I live, this sort of hatespeak is illegal and at the moment at least one member of the new parlament is being investigated about hatespeak.

    Oh, and afrikaans is a language. But I think that in the USA you don’t have to learn about stuff like that.

    Jeesus told us to love each other, no mater what, so in my point of view discrimination is against god and will get you punished, so I hope you have good afterlife in Hell, or whatever suitable punishment god puts on you.

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  • Oh, and as a hairdresser i’m grately offended. I’m a professional at my work and thinking that anyone can do it is absolutelly ridiculous. I assume that someone cuts your hair too, and judging from the picture, it is made by a professional. The test for becoming qualified hairdresser is harder than any exams or thest i made in high school, harder than entrance test for university and a lot harder than any of the work i made in university. So please, do not offend me because of my profession. You need years of experience to be good in it.

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  • Psst, Alex, the two women in the sexually provocative pose aren’t lesbians. They’re two straight women who were paid by straight men to lay on top of one another for a photo that other straight men will buy.

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  • Seriously? People still don’t know this site is satire?

    Disappoint.

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  • I tasted my friends Pepsi today. I feel the gay coming on for sure…..

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    • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

      Go to the nearest church for some prayers and laying of hands. God bless.

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  • Dying of laughter over here.

    Okay, someone already mentioned it – but I’m gonna say it again.

    GUYS THIS SITE IS COMPLETE SATIRE, just in case you didn’t realize XD

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  • OH NO! I read AND watched fight club! I’m doomed!

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  • Alex, congratulations on this moving and alarming investigative piece. Almost all of these have been forbidden in my home for some time, but I didn’t really understand the threat that same sex soda sharing could produce until now. Believe me, there will be no more sharing of soda, not even splitting half a can into a glass, since this could lead to other things.

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  • CeeCee Maine

    Alex,

    What about that part in the Bible that says “Do not judge yest ye be judged”? You are obviously entitled to your own opinion, but from what I have read in your publication is a lot of judging.

    Enjoy your own time at the pearly gates and see how you do before you say how others will end up.

    It does not matter if someone is gay and participates in anal fisting. It is NOT YOUR PLACE to judge.

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  • LOL I find this site as addicting as my weed issue :) I must say I love it here!

    Thank you all

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  • This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.
    The writer should be on Saturday Night Live!

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  • LOL LOL followed by even more LOL.

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  • damn i love this site.

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  • This is hilarious. XD Don’t drink from my soda, folks! You’ll catch teh gay. :P

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  • Um are you guys retarted?? this would have to be about as stupid as believing in a cosmic jewish zombie is.

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  • zhuanmikulakozz

    OMG, I JUST REALISED THAT I SHARED SOMEONE’S DRINK EARLIER OH NO DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO HAVE HOMOSEXUAL ANAL SEX WITH THEM???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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  • This is a whole crock of shit… Who in the hell would write this and distribute it? I’m Bisexual, and I didn’t ‘get infected’, I realized who I was. No wonder I’m so interested in Scientology… Read into it, teaches you how to not be like the idiots who wrote and believed this, but to use COMMON SENSE and be SMARTER!!!

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    • Have you ever read Scientology testimonies? Boy they are awesome. And hilarious

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    • Oh yes, Scientology’s Emeter shock therapy will certainly audit the Bi right out of you!

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  • This is the funniest thing i have ever read! It seriously should be published this is the best comedy ever, SNL should pick this shit up..seriously

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  • Rule #14 everyone, the poster, and pretty much this entire website is based on trolling. Don’t feed the trolls, it means they win.

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  • Wow…really in this day and age? To use false slanderous and incorrect information to bully and scare people to your way of thinking, to lvoe your “God”. The same Divinity that created everything we see touch feel, etc.
    Your religion STOLE it’s holidays from far more ancient Pagan holidays in an attempt to make “conversion” of the pagans to your monotheistic male driven, drama ridden, corrupt view of relgion and power. Those that chose polytheism were slaughtered, I know my familia starts as djinn conjurers from Egypt and moves all the way through Romania, German Royalty, and Irish Celts, each tyme the move was prompted by the “Chuch” coming and slaughtering my ancestors.

    For Divinity’s sake, the three wisemen otherwise known as Magi, that brought frankincense, myrrh and gold to your baby Jesus, were conjurers, socerers and seers…magiacians of the highest degree.
    What you and this site represent is nothing less than a five minute commercial on comedy central or an infomercial for a new laxative. You smell, you know NOTHING of TRUE Divinity, there is not one TRUE Metatron amounst you all…you do know what a Metatron is right?
    Let me just let you in on something….the “good book” states that in the end tymes the TRUE children of “God” shall come under pursecution….well the only ones being persecuted currently are the gays, the pagans, and the muslims…so pick one or ALL of them as the True chidlren of Divinity cause it sure as HELL will NEVER be you…you have fallen down far too many tymes and for far too long to hold a chance at seeing the mighty lands of the Almighty Divinity.

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  • Your Friend

    Ok,
    1. I grew up in a good Christian Home, and I am in college still believing the same things that I did growing up.

    2. Since you know how God feels so well, you should know that he does not judge people but wants everyone to be loved. God does not hate anyone and never will, God my not like actions that people do but that is not for you to make people to feel that God will send them to Hell for things and there is nothing they can do is worng. As long as they ask the Lord to forgive them they are saved.

    3. The person that wrote this article is putting to much it to several of these places. Such as the comic book part, you are saying that every young boy or girl (usually that become some of the smartest minds) are going to turn out gay because they read them. Also, thinking that someone will turn gay because of they share a drink with someone, they might get sick but being gay is not a sickness.

    4. With the movie ‘Flight Club’, you do know that he sleeps with the woman in the movie several times and no where in that movie is there anything about any other characters being gay.

    5. If someone wants to be gay then that is there choice and should not be an of your business. Just because someone is gay does not mean that they want every man/women that walks this earth. Most of your so called “gay child rapiest” go to church and have major roles in them and have familys with children. They are not just so random gay person out on the street.

    6. You should be ashamed to preach the Word of God because, he wants us to spread his word but not force anyone into living a specific way. Incase you missed it, judging someone is just as bad as anyother sin, there is not one that is worse than the other. They are all the same.

    7. They match.com, I have family that meet on similar websits and they are every happy with them, they are straight too. He loves to cook and clean for his wife. IF any man was a real man, he would be more than happy to help his wife out around the house and not leaving cooking and cleaning to her. You say that wearing an apron will make some guy gay, but yet I know tons of men that wear them when cooking on grills.

    8. Then sex out of wedlock is not going to turn someone gay, I know several people that it cause the opposite effect on, they now cant get enough sex and are trying to control it and be with the girl that he loves without wanting sex all the time. Everyone makes mistakes but does not mean that they will be gay or will go to Hell becuase of it.

    9. Finally, the music and dancing… The show didnt turn him gay, not that I know anything about him, but if he was he would already have been and just doesnt care wither way. The music and your brother, the song didnt make him that way, he probably learned that the world is not as judgment as this website. He felt save to be who he that he was, just because it is different does not make it wrong. You do not have the power to say that what will make someone go to Hell and what will not. You are just as bad when you judge them, there is a difference between judging and talking to them telling that God will love you but you might not be doing what he wants.

    There is nothing wrong with Gays, Bis, or Straights… They are all Gods children and they all sin and they all make mistakes, God will not love them anyless.

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    • Agreed.

      Those of “US” that have a true belief in God will truly be awarded come Judgement Day.

      Those who continue to judge others, will seek the punishments.

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    • You by far made the most amazing points! Keep standing up for this!

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  • WOW so thats why im gay? …. because my soap smells like fruit…. thats the most groundbreaking intelligent theory i have ever heard… guess im going to throw away that 45 dollar j crew shampoo and switch to that non scented rain i saw at wal-mart… HAH!!! you people are rediculous

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  • So its not ok to be gay, but as a christian it is your dutie to kill gays? …. cause god said its ok?

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  • did anyone relize that there is an ad for a dating site as one of the funders for this site hah not only are they ignorant but they are also hypocrits

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  • A child of Jebus

    Homogay is redundant…

    Thats like saying this articular is stupiddumb.

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  • I’m just excited that all of the guys that have sex before marriage are, in fact, gay! That means 95% of the guys out there are free for the taking! Woohoo!!!

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  • This is so ridiculous, it can’t be for real.

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  • Mr. Legener

    NO.
    WRONG.
    There is ALWAYS a chance to be saved.
    It says so in The flippin’ Bible!
    “ALL who embrace Jesus Christ as their personal lord and savior shall yadda yadda paraphrasing because I can’t remember the exact quote but you get the point.”

    Nowhere in The Bible does it say ANYBODY is beyond saving.
    And that is why most modern Christians are going to burn in Hell. Because you take The Bible and make it say what YOU want it to say, not what it says.

    Shame.
    You should repent, you’ll be saved, says so in the book you put so much stock into.

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  • it amuses me how retarded people on here are

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  • Unfounded! Just plainly stupid. The writers on this should go back to school to get civilized

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  • Um, I share drinks all of the time with my best friends. Being Gay is not a disease, it’s an inbalance with the chemicals that cause sexual attraction.
    Also, homosexuality is found in more than 100 species (that “God” created, apparently. I believe in cells and shit. You know, the real stuff) and, guess what? Homophobia is only found in one. And yes, it’s us.
    Don’t be afraid of someone because the bible told you so. Remember from Dr. Seuss from your childhood (Probably not)? “A person’s a person, not matter how small.”
    By the way, God must be a hypocrite, because he ACCEPTS EVERYONE. Maybe you should, too.

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  • I get that this whole thing is one big joke. If you read this article and can’t get that, then you are just a complete moron. So to engage in combative discussion over it is just ridiculous. However, I have to say that articles like this one are completely uncalled for. As funny as you think it may be, there are still those people out there in the world who sadly believe things like this are true and this article just adds fuel to the fire. The gay community unfortunately fights a never-ending battle to gain acceptance and equality with heterosexuals. There is already too much discrimination, judgment, and hatred in the world…let’s not add to it just for the sake of entertainment.

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    • Thisisstupid

      I wish this article was a joke, it actually isnt, this was written by those people who actually believe this

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  • This is HILARIOUS!!! Does this guy also write for the Onion?

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  • Mister Keating, are you for real?!? You crack me up! Are you a good comedian or just a little bit thick?

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  • Is this a satire or is it at least partially serious?? I can’t tell if you’re homophobic or really good at sarcasm…

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    • Judging by the comments on here from the author I think it’s serious. This makes me laugh.

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  • Legstojezus

    Reading this web page made me gay.

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  • “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” With all the hate you guys write you’re screwed Saturday.

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  • Is this legit?
    Like, are there some insane people that actually think this?

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  • Thank you for these warnings, brother Alex. I knew facial piercings could not be Christian, the antichrist “Bill Kaulitz” and his twin/guardian hellhound “Tom” have sported them since early childhood.

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  • The person who wrote this is fucking hilarious! I had no idea skateboarding meant your turned gay! … oh wait, yeah that’s a load of BULLSHIT!

    And of course, why the fuck would sharing drinks turn you gay? I’m a girl who’s happily shared mine with both guys and other girls alike.

    So if this thing was actually serious…get this so called imaginary friend God to ram his finger up your arse so you can take your own head out of there

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  • Christians AND priests “share drinks” during communion. Looks like “homogay”is part of God’s plan ;)

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    • Thisisstupid

      i never even thought about that!!! ur totally right xD Jesus passed the cup at the last supper and all twelve deciples and jesus drank from it

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  • I just feel the need to rant right now.

    Okay, first of all, being a democrat does not make you gay. It just means you think a little bit differently than Republicans. There’s nothing gay about that.

    Adopting a vegan lifestyle doesn’t mean your gay either, it means you care about the other living things on this earth, which we ALL need to do.

    Not renewing your hunting/fishing lisence has nothing to do with being gay. Some people may have to move to a city so that they can get a high paying job to support their family. Also, hunting isn’t for everybody, as some people just can’t stand the idea of taking a life.

    Smoking pot can impare your choices, but it DOES NOT make you gay, just high.

    Shit-zu’s were bred quite some time ago. There are no gay traits in them, just the normal traits of a dog.

    Listening to Lady Gaga can’t do anything to you. It’s just music with a catchy beat. Also, “Born This Way” is about bullying, as well. This would have no relation to gays if it wasn’t for racist bastards like you.

    Sharing a soda just means you don’t want to/have the money on you to buy your own. Really, what do you think most teenage girls do at the mall when their thirsty and their friend happens to have a lemonade on hand? That’s right, they share it, and they grown up completely unchanged.

    Really, you’re just being ignorant now. Look into the scientific facts about shit before you go tapping away on the keyboard. You really just set yourself up to be trollbait.

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  • Hi im a woman, i fornicated with a man, now im gay.

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  • ok shouldnt you have said NUMBER 1 have been working at a Hair salon # 2 Lady Gaga #3 Watching Twilight # 4 Watching Eric off of TRUE BLOOD

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  • cravin moorhead

    i love this website because i read yalls articals and laugh at how retarted yall are. catching “homogay” from sharing soda this is the funniest shit ive ever heard and the fact that yall belive this makes it that much better

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  • 1. what the hell happened to love thine neighbor?
    2. what the FUCK happened to thou shalt not judge? oh, lol we only judge people who don’t agree with us~
    3. i cannot tell you how many of god’s commands we just sorta skip over.

    nobody is making you be gay. being homosexual is not a disease. you good sir, have just won the award for being the dumbest thing i’ve seen ever. please remove all sperm from your body because you should not reproduce, alright? cool.

    being homosexual is something you’re born with. anyone who is homosexual never woke up one morning and say “hey! let’s get ridiculed by the entire globe! that’ll be fun, won’t it~!”

    if god didn’t want gay people on the earth, why did he create them? don’t start with the “devil possessed” them bullshit. we all know the only people in “hell” are people like adolf hitler.

    you know what, i’m pansexual. so if i’m going to hell for who i am, then shit. i’m alright with that. hell’s gonna be one hell of a party, since half the goddamn nation is going there according to you mindless idiots. i hope someone punches you in the throat and knocks some sense into your head.

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  • People like you scare me. ): Luckily, they say young people are the future. Hopefully the future will be a kinder place.

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  • OH NO!!!! i read to many jesus lies and turned gay!!!
    i LOVE THE COCK!
    especially jesus. he has the big willy that hurts my little christian bumhole

    JESUS IS A RAPIST! haha
    go on, now tell me im some drug-fucked sinner whos going to hell.
    ill laugh when you die and find out there is nothing beyond death.

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    • Stormie Manson TokioHotel.BOTDF.Lauren

      Naw… They’re gonna tell you, “This is clearly an example of possession. Go to your pastor and have him pray for you.”

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  • I’m sorry, but is this list a fucking joke of for real??

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  • Re:Evolution

    You are fools for making this… Fools…

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  • ReadTheBibleProperly

    So, if Gay is so bad, and God hates Gays, and being Gay is a choice, how can you “catch the gay” and why did God make it a choice?

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  • I’m wondering if any of you have ever heard of a thing called satire?

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    • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

      Please leave our Holy site alone and stop levying attacks against it… you sound like a damn evolutionist

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      • Thisisstupid

        there is no such thing as a Holy site. Just because you say something about God on it doesn’t make it Holy. And if any of you actually bothered to read the Bible instead of picking out the parts you like we wouldn’t be having this problem

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  • LunasFallen

    Wow I guess that people will believe ANYTHING they are told. It is okay really we all understand that you believe this way because once in colledge you got drunk at a frat party and “experimented” with the other pledges. It is just bad you reclused yourself back into the closet because it reminded you of how you were not your daddy’s favorite little bitch. Now poor butt hurt Alex has a bone to pick with the rest of the world.

    Oh shit let me guess. Your also upset because not even hubble could help you find your penis. You are a vagina.

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  • I must say that I do not like that people are bashing on you all because you are against the gay population. I am Satanist, but I believe you should be able to believe what you want to believe without people trying to harm you with words. So I would first like to apologize for them, they are either young or stupid.

    Second I would like to say that I hope this is Satirical, because even if I believed in your Christian faith I would have laughed at this.

    So thank you for what I see as Satire.

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  • Is this serious?
    Because no way God would think that it’s okay to say these kind of things about other human beings.
    I can’t believe how narrow minded some people are.
    This made me want to cry.

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  • I am offended at a closed minded post like this. Do you never leave your chapel? It’s like you know nothing about the world and how it works. I know that God loves me as I love and worship him. There is no hate in God. And I’m not sure what you are trying to get at by saying ‘Homogay’ that isn’t even a word. I hope you understand how hurtful and discusting this page is. (And I am sorry for some of the stupid comments on here. People are dumb) And yes you are people too

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  • Is that Batman Doushijin i see?
    I don’t suppose you know the name of it do you Alex? I would love to add it to my collection ^_^

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  • Thisisstupid

    Wow…really? this is some of the dumbest crap I have ever seen. I am 100% Christian and I think this is totally rediculous. You guys make way too big of a deal about gays. GOD LOVES EVERYONE. Its a fact and it’s written in black and white in the Bible. Also I would like to point out that God ALWAYS forgives. So even if you spend your entire life being gay, he will forgive you. If being gay is even wrong. Which I don’t think it is. I am, and my entire church accepts me for it because they show the same love that God shows…k thanks

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  • TrueChristian

    You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind. This is the first and great commandment, and the second is this: you shall love your neighbor as yourself
    (Matt 22:37-39). This website is disgrace to the name of God how dare you attack His children. To say that God can’t forgive is sinful and blasphemous. Be thankful and humble that Jesus loves people like you who shame and dishonor His love and mercy. God bless you all.

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  • TrueChristian

    btw Jesus shared a drink with the 12 disiples, are you calling Him gay?

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  • narrow minded bastards.

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  • So im pretty sure that if you like it it’s anal sex, not sodomy, because you know that’d be anal rape, and you can’t rape the willing.Haha I love the pool one though, pool closed due to aids and stingrays(who also have aids)” hehe

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  • Let me say first, how can you say gays are sinful, and be so hateful to all these things that are not even earths most devastating problems, and not criticize yourself on impersonation god in your book? Verbatim “Buy the Cristwire Handbook Now.” And above “‘This book is as good as mine. ‘ – God”. How can you consider yourself christian when you hate so many of gods children? There are so many more important things you should be focusing on. Like those good people who are devastated by natural disasters, or those children and animals abused by such people like yourself, because they do not live up to your made up standards. There is NOTHING in the first testament discriminating gays. And the first testament is and was Gods original testament. As somebody named before, Jesus Christ shared his cup with twelve of his disciples. Are you saying our own savior was a sin? Here are the first and second commandments “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.”You shall love your neighbor as yourself.” Have you forgotten these? God does not discriminate, he made his children who they are. If this is really such a sin, where is his second coming to save all of you who are not sinners? Surely he would have come by now. In my eyes, he would view you as the sinners, focusing on hate groups towards people being themselves, instead of all the people who need help for real problems. Your discriminating against so many things here I can not even begin to express my disappointment in your lack of christian values. To make a better point, why are you discriminating against those who don’t speak ‘your’ language? The language of God is communication. And to be relevant, Jesus was in fact an Israelite, and was Jewish. He also, in fact, spoke three different languages. Aramaic, Hebrew and Greek. None of which are English. Now let me address some of the irrelevant opinions you’ve stated. Vegans. Where do you get the idea that becoming Vegan is a ‘gay’ thing? Have you even properly researched your ’cause’? Almost ALL people who become vegan is because of how the animals are treated before they processed and sold to people like you. Would you like a video? http://www.mercyforanimals.org/farm-to-fridge.aspx . Enjoy. Can you really argue against people who are against this kind of torture? Now I’m not saying your a bad people for eating meat, I do it myself. I’m saying don’t discriminate against causes you don’y know the meaning behind. The only judgement I would make out of this is if you called that correct. As for the protein, are you illiterate? Go look it up, there are plenty of alternate sources of protein that isn’t meat. Beans, Nuts, Seeds, Tofu, Sea Vegetables, Legumes, Dahl, all of those contain more then a decent amount of protein. And I know more then enough heterosexuals who enjoy receiving they’re protein your way. And before you try me on this, no you (personally and as a group) would not hear of many straight Vegans, why? Because your sole purpose is to find things against homosexuals. Ask around, there are plenty normal people who do not wish to eat animals who are given horrible lives. This also goes hand in hand with your hunting Idea. Some people don’t have the heart to kill God’s creatures, there is nothing wrong with that. And with cooking, and cleaning, THAT is just sexist. Talk about discrimination. There is nothing wrong with a man having good hygiene and making his own meal, unless your saying men are incapable? As for women, we are no different then you, we live and have minds. Before I continue, the dictionary definition of gay is carefree and/or happy. Your ‘meaning’ was only used recently by people who use and address slang and improper language. Your grammar seems to be a bit improper for a grown man. As for owning a shit-zu, you are an idiot for lack of better words, because there are no proper words that I see fit for that particular article. Many people dress up all sort of dogs there days, and if you are going to attack one certain breed, you surely have no life. As for Lady Gaga, Hot topic, Skateboarding, Fight club, And comics, those are all also irrelevant opinions. Lady Gaga is just another pop-artist supporter trying to help homosexuals realize they are good people too. It’s proven she is a women and was born that way. As for your church member, that takes guts, and he had probably already been well on his way, and just needed a little budge, these people are NOT contagious. That is stupidity on your part too. Skateboarding, and wrestling are sports, get over it. Jesus Christ had long hair, once again you seem to be judging your own faith, and your own savior. Where is the justice? As for colors, they are colors. People like what they like. Want to get technical? Not all eyes see the same shades, colors, and tints as you or anyone else does. Some appear brighter and stand out more for certain people. Some people even have a fourth cone in their eye and see extra colors normal people cannot imagine. Your pink may be another persons blue, they only call it that color because that is what they are taught. I’m not done, and have realistically proved almost all of your facts as witty opinions that come from lack of education in that area. As for dressing the way people do, did God not want us to express ourselves and love who we are, along with others? Shame on you for being one to Judge and Discriminate against Gods will. As for fight club, that mans role in the movie, who he played, had a REAL disease of the mind, caused by miss wiring of the brain. Piercings: That is completely opinionated. Therefore your opinion, along with mine and others, are completely irrelevant to any sort of judgement. There are really no particular reasons for any person. That is just another thing you are using to Judge Gods children. As for Democrats, you are just doing what any other party would do, and finding reasons to discriminate and make the other party look bad. Hope and Change does not only apply to being equal homo sexually. It goes for the world and all of its problems. Weather its fighting, religion, sex, emotional or physical issues. I would be here forever if I were to continue. Comics, nothings wrong with reading, there are comics in your local newspaper. As for the spandex, that is reasonable, any other clothing would get in the way of they’re physical capabilities, and slow them down. They’re is nothing immoral about wanting to help a city decrease crime rates. I challenge you to address every one of my points individually here. If you are really so witty, that should not be a problem for you.

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  • The lack of intelligence you have is astounding.

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  • As a christian family man, I am ashamed by this group of people. I know that God does not approve homosexuality, but making false statements will not help anyone. I would love to see the sources, or did you make it up because you (yes Alex) do not like anyone thinking differently. So do not make an assumption that I am closeted gay.I have a family, whom I love very much. I am not judging, i am giving a concerned statement.

    Focus on loving God, not hating others.
    God bless you

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  • Gay kills more people than cancer, Obama, AIDS, and Liberalism every day combinded!

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  • I know a few straight guys who like Gaga, I let straight guys in my house and I’m not straight. I want to GET a hunting/fishing license because I want to be able to catch a fish and be able to bring it home. I don’t use shampoo an I’ve had sex before marriage. Also, that would mean my brothers and sisters are gay on that one–they’re straight by the way. I visit my family a lot and they’re still straight. Comic books??? Really???!!! You’re ten kinds of stupid.

    I’m waiting for the day you’re caught in a gay sex scandal

    For a website dedicated to ‘truth’ you sure tell a pack of lies!

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  • ok i was rasied in a christian family and know the bible like the back of my hand and i know it says in the bible judge not less thee be judged also the fact that there is one judge among men and woman and it sure as hell aint you. My grandpa is a preacher and he dont sit here and judge like that you call gays and lesbians sinners yet wat you are doin right here is a sin???? you make me laugh so pathetic

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  • dude how can u have a page like this and suppose to b i guess all godly and that but ur judgen ppl for bein them self and i thought christans wasnt suppose to judge so there u go begin wrong urself. and if ur not so worried bout lil boys urself y worry bout em and other men or women on women its just nature. ur one fucked up guy. if loven someones wrong then hell here i come cuz im an lesbian.

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  • Oh am I glad I don’t believe in heaven or hell or god or Satan I thought being a christian made u gay…lol now I have a list good luck wasting ur like lmfao…loser

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  • Captain Obvious

    So if you only mention sodomy before marriage, does that mean oral and vaginal are ok?

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  • YourFullofShit

    This is crazy. I can’t believe people would go this far to judge our fellow man. I don’t believe this bull shit is right. So what if a man loves another man? I think its beautiful. And really, I thought God loved all his children? So just because one of them loves someone of the same sex he is less than that of the one who loves the opposite sex? If there really were a god, would he really teach you these horrible things? Would he be telling you to hate someone because of who they choose to love? Would he be teaching you to spread this hate to others? Why would you hurt innocent people. One of my best friends is gay and I’m not. Neither are any of his younger brothers. He is with out a doubt the nicest person I have met. He would never do anything to hurt another human being, in fact, he typically goes out of his way to help others. When I think of my gay friend, the word evil doesn’t come to mind. Personally, I know how it feels to be frowned upon by the church because I am an atheist. And my gay friend, who is a devoted Christian, is always trying to get me to go to church. I understand him and every gay person because the church is always telling me that I am living in sin and that I’m going to hell. But frankly, if there was a hell, I think we are all going there any way. Whoever wrote this is truly a despicable person.

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  • This has surely got to be a joke, no one person can be so biggoted, narrow minded and unintelligent. And this guy wants to be president!!! I wouldn’t leave him in charge of an animal, never mind a country, what an utter mentalist!! If there is such a thing as hell, i sincerly hope you end up there mate!

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