• Is Jesus Your Spare Tire in Case of Rape?

    May 26, 2011 1:55 am 31 comments


    tires for Jesus's SUV

    Liberal women of Kansas are up in their hairy arm pits over a recent life culture legislation in Kansas. During the final quarter hour of the Kansas state legislature, lawmakers passed a law to ban insurance companies from offering abortion coverage in their general health plans with the singular exception of when a woman’s life is at risk. Kansas State Rep. Pete DeGraaf (R) stated that with proper planning prior to rape, the absence of abortion provisions would not cause any undue concern for women experiencing rape.

    Rep. Pete DeGraaf, a Mulvane Republican who supports the bill, told her: “We do need to plan ahead, don’t we, in life?”

    Bollier asked him, “And so women need to plan ahead for issues that they have no control over with pregnancy?”

    DeGraaf drew groans of protest from some House members when he responded, “I have a spare tire on my car.”

    “I also have life insurance,” he added. “I have a lot of things that I plan ahead for.”

    Representative DeGraaf believes if women conduct themselves with honor and respect, as he teaches in his church, rape is something that won’t occur because as many Christians know – bad things don’t ever happen to good God fearing people that love Christ and obey his laws.

    As one might expect, the liberal thought police have latched onto his Christian message like a terrier to a t-bone. Many are threatening to send spare tires to his office for what they view as offensive remarks. Blog posts are everywhere with angry feminazi’s attacking the Christian message of Representative DeGraaf.

    It is a shame the institution of marriage under such attack. Christian marriage, witnessed by Jesus, is the spare tire that prevents rape for many Christians. With a man to protect his wife, rape is much less likely to occur than if she were single.

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