Lowcut Blouse Wearing Women, The Glaring Threat to Men at Work
As another collegiate year comes to an end, many young men will face a trial that many of us seasoned veterans of years past have endured: the female coworker who yearns to expose her voluptuous chest with ill-fitted blouses, sultry subtlety lost upon eyes that must not stray too far lest we be attacked by workplace ethics violations. My friends, we are at a crisis point and we must stop this injustice to mankind before another generation of young men are forced into this endless, barbaric cycle of exposed mammalian ludicrosities.
An innate component of female nature is seduction. Laden within the XX gene set is a propensity for phallic temptation, perhaps a vestigial reminder of woman’s sordid past in the Garden of Eden. Adam was fine in his time on Earth until he was seduced by his wife, stark naked and staring him down with two double barrels of God-crafted perfection.
And to this day, women recognize the edge and power they wield over men. With but a slip of the thumb over the buttons of a blouse, a wife who leaves home looking like a chaste wife and mother can become a menacing temptress at the workplace. It is a crisis that has men nationwide concerned, upset and very uncomfortable in what used to by the second home domain of man.
There was a time and place in America, where American men could be comfortable at work. Going to the office was a cherished and fraternal task, a place where you could put in a solid eight hours with your colleagues and discuss sports, family hijinks and stories of dedication to decency, country and home. Men were chaste and workplace affairs were unheard of. It did not exist.
Every year, over 3 million men in America have their marriage and employment put in jeapordy by flirtatious female co-workers of busty tops and heated loins. Are these workplace vixens a contributing factor to the 60% divorce rate and rising male unemployment rate that has befallen America?
But as time progressed, feminist lemmings under the eternal unction of the dour Susan B. Anthony gained grounds to achieve jobs of repute and power at work, and with that right, also gained an invisible right: the ability to dress in a very inappropriate manner without being questioned. Why?
A simple glimpse and mention is grounds for a sexual harassment lawsuit, it means a man was looking where he was not supposed to glance. If no court of law will dare deny a woman’s sexual harassment claim, men are left powerless.
The truth of these words were tested in 2007, in the case of BOUMEHDI vs. PLASTAG HOLDINGS, LLC. The plaintiff in this telling case was a woman who wanted to wore skirts and blouses to work. The employer, Plastag Holdings, dared defend an employee who was forced to look at the woman as she was bent over in front of him, finally exploding by saying something to the effect of “Stay in that position, it is work”. It was a clear-cut case of a man’s right to defend himself from lusty assault versus a woman’s right to lead a man, who simply desires to go to work and provide a living for his family, into the temptation of sex-driven conducts. The verdict?
Innocent, the male victim was forced to endure so many things and was found innocent by law.
So if the legal system of America has set precedent that if women tease and tempt men with exposed bosoms and juicy, lustful lips as they whisper “strong work” into your ear and massage your rippling shoulders under your shirt after a great day at the office, sashaying away in a short skirt and tight, midriff exposing blouse, why is there still a culture of damnation for men here in America. Why are women allowed to harass us with their dress and if we look, other female coworkers will accuse us of cheating on our spouses and being perverts.
There is a Culture of Carnality in America, where men are objectified and the perceived excesses of male domination in the workplace is being institutionalized as a justification for raunchiness by women entering the workplace. No longer is sexual harassment of a woman an enduring problem, but rather, there is something new. A new monster that is affecting the sensibilities of men and forcing them to succumb to the will of women in the workplace. No longer is sexual harassment the beast of concern, but today, Sexual Enticement of men is the greatest tragedy in the office.
Just like the freshman male victims of drunken sorority vajazzling at colleges nationwide last fall, new male employees to the workplace are seen as fresh cougar meat. Female supervisors and women with seniority lick their chops and like a peacock on the prowl, strut and prance in front of their new co-worker.
Men, these ornery vixens do not care about the ring on your finger. They care not about the 8 years of schooling you had to endure. They only care about their desire to hunt down their prey and force you into lunchtime trysts, where they hold you down behind a desk or dingy, forgotten bathroom, lifting their skirts and finishing off the buttons to their blouses, then exhausting you with 30 minutes of wild workplace seduction and exploitation. When they are spent, they will moan with heavy desire and bite you in an act of fleshly domination, the hot, lurid sweat from their body drenching you and cooling you with shame, your heart racing as you notice the irremovable lipstick stain they left on your shirt, so you’ll have explaining to do at home.
They will end up either pregnant, repeat offenders or calling you at home. Or even worse, taking you — the man — to court and citing you made aggressive passes at them, even though they were in the wrong and just looking to exploit you. Men in college and work in positions of power are sharply declining, and these female vixens are to blame. Have you been the victim of sexual enticement?
The Threat of Female Sexual Enticement in the Workplace: 5 Seductions All Men Will Face at Work, Beware
1. The Asian Assistant Marriage Assassin
The first temptress who you will encounter in the corporate world is the Asian office assistant. Always fully awake and alert, you will hear her coming a mile away as she perfectly saunters in a pair of stilettos, tight, workout legs emerging from a faultless skirt that rides her toned backside like leather on a belt whip. She will blow her breath in your ears for weeks on end, each time sending the hairs on your neck standing on end, trying to ignore the subtle cleavage emerging from her bent over bosom.
“Would you like to go out for lunch today?” She will wear her tightest, perkiest outfit of Asiatic perfection and the smell of her cucumber melon body lotion will fill your loins with feelings of lust and betrayal. You will try to deny her advances, but good luck. These women are professionals. Unlike the sorority girls who tried to ply you with alcohol and drunken nights of Nattie Ice fueled threesomes, the office seductress has been around this bush before. She applied for the job and was qualified, through brains or bust size. It is all the same in the workplace.
You may try to deny her advance, but just like legendary Dikembe Mutombo wagging his finger and telling a wayward player to get out of his kitchen, this woman will deny your attempts to escape her presence. One zip of the pants and she has complete control over you. You will try to hide her years of advances from your wife at home, less you end up smeared like millions of other men who were forced into workplace affairs, then come out the victim when the women are at fault.
2. Seduction of the Innocent: College Male Graduates, the new “Fresh Meat’ of the workplace
College is tough for men. Over 60% of colleges are now filled by women, while only 40% of men make it through four years of academic perfecting. This trend continues to favor females because they are seducing men. If they get pregnant, the young man is forced to get a menial job and pay child support, while the woman gets federal grant money to by the kid a babysitter, along with a support check and more grant money for tuition. Is this fair?
The men who make it from college enter the workplace, brilliant, prepared and chaste. They want to earn their way up the corporate ladder, to one day have a family and a home of their own. Unfortunately, career women are vile, voluptuous schemers.
They prey on the naivete of young men. They are subtle with their temptations and vicious in their final pounce. This young man had no chance to say no. One second, his scantily clad boss was talking about spreading into a new vertical, which he thought was the new line of products and services the company was to offer. He had no idea that this woman, whose referee styled lines force your head to look her up and down again and again, was ready to create an unprecedented type of vertical for the young man.
His penis.
She plans to make it vertical and you can see the surprised shock on his face. This type of thing only happen on Sex and the City reruns that his girlfriend forces him to watch. Now, he’s the main character and he has no chance to say no. He is being pressured and exploited by a woman in a position of authority, much like millions of hardworking men each and every day. This referee boss will play whistle-blower when she’s done with him, telling human resources that he attacked her sexually and ruin his life. She will then hire new fresh meat and start the process all over again.
3. The Smiling, Talking Co-worker Who Constantly Plays With Her Blouse in Front of You and Acts Like She’s not Showing Off Her Chest to You When She Really Is and She Knows It’s Taking Every Ounce of Your Being Not To Follow Your Genetic Urge and Take A Very Quick Glimpse
You can try to look away all you want, but when a man is forced to sit across from an exposed chest of a woman he has to see 5 days a week, 8 hours a day (40 work hours of potential staring time/week) he will face an undesirable genetic urge to see the feed production center of the woman. It is human nature.
But society does not see it that way. There is an unspoken culture of Sexual Exploitation and men are the victim. This woman’s top is exploiting a man’s genetic urge to look at breast sacs. This is not necessarily wrong, aside from if a man is married. Even then, the genetic urge to see a pair of exposed cleavage is natural and preventing this natural act from occurring is torture. It is akin to holding oneself from urinating or worse for hours on a long trip, then finally reaching a toilet and being told “No, you cannot relieve yourself or you are a pervert.”
The social inequality is not fair. Co-workers dress like this to either seduce or gain control of the office. This woman may be able to get a promotion, because in her presence the man is frazzled. He wants to constantly stare at her breasts, making them encapsulate all his thoughts. “I just want a good romp in there, I cannot look and I cannot stop thinking about them!” She has won the battle of lust and comfort in the workplace, again, while the male victim is being forced to think about her buxom body day in and day out, even in his late night dreams. This is undue torture for men.
4. Women from Accounting, Nothing but Trouble
A hidden secret of the academic world is this: women who accelerate at math and sciences have dangerously high levels of libido. Ask any man who is now a doctor, scientist or math professional and you will hear lurid tales where sweaty study nights of concerted SN2 mechanisms, the classic backside attack, takes on a raunchy meaning of double entendre where tight fitting pajama pants and teasing tops give way to nude bodies and tensed thighs mounted, the cares of a final lost in a night of dorm room seduction. Zeno’s paradox, farcical as it is, is always willing taunted and tested by these test-time thigh exposers.
These women carry their mathematical and scientific knowledge to the workplace, making them twice as dangerous. They know exactly what buttons to push to excite a man and have already calculated your weakness ten seconds into meeting you. What may look like an innocent nerdling behind glasses is always a spicy, fiery sex fiend behind closed doors. Gird your loins when around account women in private, because they are unpredictable and with the minds of brilliant, sassy and calculating engineers, can turn any room into a sexual rompus joint of pain, agony and load moans of coital release.
5. Vag Diesel, the Fast and Furious Promotion Pro
Every man must beware his surroundings when hired for work. You will come to the first company meeting and see a team of peers, ones you of which you may expect to spend the next decade of your life. But take note, for the attractive women in your group will soon be your superiors (refer to chart 2) and begin to prey on your younger male counterparts.
Here is a scenario, where a boss is simply sitting in his office and planning a fun weekend for his family. His wife’s body has given way to flabby fat, the stress of four children and a career of her own taking its toll on her once firm marriage physique. Charles, we’ll call this boss Charles, is fine with that. He just loves his family and thanks God that he is in a position to take care of them. But then, the new Office Analyst wants him to get anal with her and is making it no secret.
As he tries to gather his wits, it’s too late. He’s been firmed up by the touch of her skin and then finding that she’s flying commando under a polka-dot skirt. The technique of mounted lust has claimed another victim. There are no panties. There are no build-ups. This type of seduction, where women refuse to wear panties so they can easily surprise and mount their male victims, is fast and furious. If the boss dares tell what happens, he’ll be immediately fired. No one will believe he was the victim, he is a man.
He will lose his family. He will lose his job. So he succumbs to an hour of unbridled, rough anal fornication with a woman who is so indecent, she does not wear panties under her work outfit. He submits to this and out of fear, promotes her and lets her continue to make sexual advances on other co-workers. His hands are tied. He is in a position of weakness and liberal law assures it will remain this way for him.
Friends, we have a crisis. Us men are being forced to have sex with these wild women at work and keep it secret. Is there no justice for a family man who wants to be chaste and not taunted with day-after-day butt-slaps, straddlings and orgasmic releases? It is a troubling tale and a sad fate that millions of men in America must endure day in and day out, all to provide a living for their families. In time, let us hope more attention comes to this issue so we can be released from our gilded cages of feline carnal hunger, where our loins are the protein these prowling jungle cats lust and desire. One day, let us hope the men of this country are freed from this vicious cycle of secrecy and shameful sex acts.
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Author: Mike Watson
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8:44 am
Everything you stated about women in finance and accounting is true. The prey drive is high and the skill set off the charts. It is a tea kettle best cooled by men with enough ego to either tame it or enjoy the ride.
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I agree, Mrs Beecham. These same slut-whores are also victimizing America’s pizza delivery men. The poor boys have no idea what their in for when vixens demand extra sausage in their deep dish delivery orders.
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10:26 am
I couldn’t agree more with the issues you brought up here. Too many female office workers dress inappropriately. More companies need strict dress codes and they need to enforce them! The office is no place for flirting.
By the way: FANTASTIC PIECE, MIKE!
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10:35 am
Stephenson, it is an epidemic that knows no bounds. When Blake and I were lecturing in New England, we were taken to a Cantina by several female professors. These women laughed and talked politics, segueing into the ire some of their students were expressing as our conservative teachings flew in contrast to their liberal Massachusetts leanings.
One thing lead to another and eventually, one of the women thought the stiff lager I was drinking had inebriated me to the point of seduction. She rested her hand upon my thigh and tried to seduce me during conversation. I promptly told her to scoot over in the booth. With vixens like this around, it is no wonder we see a weaker field of GOP candidates in the go-around for presidential elections and even Congressional and Gubernatorial runoffs.
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10:44 am
This was a choice quote: “So if the legal system of America has set precedent that if women tease and tempt men with exposed bosoms and juicy, lustful lips as they whisper “strong work” into your ear and massage your rippling shoulders under your shirt after a great day at the office, sashaying away in a short skirt and tight, midriff exposing blouse, why is there still a culture of damnation for men here in America.”
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9:37 pm
Where are your sources for your statistics? Did you make them up?
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11:24 am
It all starts at home. In a good Christian home there is never a problem because the women do not enter the workplace. And this is how God intended it. But clearly this does not solve the current problem where vixens have invaded the workplaces of good Christian men. In my own prayers I pray to Jesus and God that men will reclaim all of the jobs in our nation, returning our women to the bosom of the home where they belong.
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4:46 am
it’s so-called “christians” and ministers like you that give others a bad name. i have perused all of your posts on this article and am ashamed that everyone with the title reverend is preaching hate, intolerance and prejudice. i am a christian, and though i may oftentimes be a sinner, i am saved by the grace of christ and believe firmly in the fact that you should love your neighbor as you love yourself.
also, leave that anti-woman bs at home. they are made in the same image as you are.
I’ll pray for you as you like to say.
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10:44 pm
Umm… I don’t really think God intended or invented the contemporary corporate office. Weren’t his chosen people nomadic shepherds?
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1:12 pm
While I love and respect all of God’s creatures, I’m afraid we may have let the uber-liberals undue His will by allowing women into the work place.
While their technical skills maybe be debatable, it is obvious that their inability to ameliorate their husband-hunting predatory nature is upsetting the wheels of modernity.
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1:44 pm
Well no one objects when a man in the workplace scratches his groin, pats a woman on the bottom. I suggest perhaps you stop thinking that a woman is trying to tempt you and just get in with your job.
A woman, like a man can wear what she pleases and you quite frankly are an idiot for thinking otherwise.
On the plus side you will get tonnes of traffic and some of those “lemming” feminists ranting about you so you will feel vindicated. If we shared the same God you would be cringing with shame and thinking how could I be so ignorant about the female of the species. But I doubt you are, instead you are just sitting back justifying to your friends and co-workers why you looked at another woman’s breasts in the workplace and how that is so not your fault.
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8:36 am
I can not believe this site exist…and there are people in the western world thinking this way.
What I read here is so full of hatred and prejiduce.
Shame on you! That’s the way some men think in Iran and that’s why they stone their women. Watch the movie:
“The Stoning of Soraya S.”
(A man who wants to get rid of his wife, because he has another one…so he makes up lies about her cheating on him)
If a man has dirty thoughts it doesn’t really matter what a woman wears. She can dress in a potato sack and he’ll still think about sex if he wants to.
To blame it on the women is really sick! Go back into your caves!!!
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7:11 pm
Tits or GTFO. …My God he’s right.
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2:40 pm
What about the women like me who would never dream of wearing revealing clothing or trying to flirt with a coworker?
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Those women are fine. It’s the women who choose to be little harlots and tempt our eyes who are trouble. There should be workplace guidelines to what women can and cannot wear to work.
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1:23 pm
dude stop it. no woman has ever hit on you. you are a loser and this article is what you WISHED would happen to you.
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7:49 pm
You mean the lesbians?
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7:13 pm
What about the men who make unwanted advances and inappropriate comments when the women isn’t wearing anything revealing and is chaste? What then?
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Do you have evidence of such a thing? I thought not. Now hush.
I will pray for you.
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7:25 pm
Yeah I do. Many a times and my work rude male customers make inappropriate comments directed towards me and my female co-workers. Seeing that my mandated uniform is a black long-sleeve hi-cut shirt and black pants, I don’t think that the comments were deserved. Besides this article is condoning infidelity and coveting. Which are sins, so I’m praying for you and everyone on this site that they will open your eyes, pick a bible and actually learn and study the word of God instead of making judgements with false information.
And I’m not a dog or child. You can’t make me “hush”.
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7:45 pm
Do you have evidence that women try to seduce men in the workplace? I thought not. Now hush.
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7:50 pm
Goodness, I feel like I’ve finally been truly baptized by the spittle of Claire. Cat-loving, nub-rubbing, lesbo-licking, hate-mongering, lie-telling, pussy-stroking, good-typist, adequate-speller Claire.
I will pray for you.
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8:16 pm
It’s called the middle east. Women in full burkas are still raped in many parts of the world. A burka, for those of you who don’t know, is a garment that covers the entire body except for the eyes. Surely, you’re not going to say that THOSE women were asking for it are you. Were their eyes too enticing for the men to handle? Even so, you’ve already violated so many of my commandments that you should really be concerned for yourself. You have judged other, and therefore must be judged. You have shaved your faces to look more attractive to the harlots you pretend to shun, despite my laws in the Old Testament, and don’t think I don’t know about you spilling your seed! I know all and see all and what you do to yourself after you chastize these woman is horrific and deplorable. You should be ashamed.
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7:42 am
Claire is a lesbian?
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7:50 am
No Brother Mike, I have recently married Claire and taken her from the lesbian homogay lifestyle, although I still am unable to rid us of her devil spawned cats. If you have any hints ffor that, please let me know.
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Lots of prayer and a strong backhand, for both the cats and Claire. The good old fashion way God would have had it.
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Buy a pitbull for in the house and accidentally leave the back door open. Or, tell the female that she will get rid of the vermin and like it. It’s a part of her job as your help meet.
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2:50 pm
So, Sarah, would you be okay if I came to work in daisy dukes and my fly down, my stuff hanging out and dangling in front of you as we discussed TPS reports and ink toner? If so, I question your morals. If not, you are a hypocrite if you think a woman can come to work with her breasts hanging from her shirt, but a man cannot come to work with his junk hanging from his boxers (no pants). It’s equivalent.
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5:26 pm
You should see how the colored savages dress over here in Africa. The women walk around with their sagging milk-sacs swinging about freely all the time, while the men leave their junk out in the open and even play “Wrecking Ball” with each other.
These lesser beasts have absolutely no sense of shame, proving that they did not spawn from Adam and Eve for they have not inherited the Original Sin and the shame that came with the consumption of the Fruit of Knowledge.
It’s sights like these that reaffirm my Godly mission to bring civilization and enlightenment to the Dark Continent through the power of God’s Word.
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7:53 pm
Oh my gosh Rev Custer, there are wrecking balls over there on the dark continent? I might have to change my schedule from ministering in Icelandic hot tubs to chasing down some of these nekkid African sinners.
Where exactly are these junk flashers?
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Currently these junk flashers are all over Africa, from Mozambique to Nigeria, but soon they’ll all be in Hell.
Hopefully you will be a powerful addition to God’s mission in Africa to rid this horrid continent of these demon incarnates.
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7:17 pm
If you would actually read your own bible you would know that ALL humans came from Adam and Eve. And the people if Africa aren’t beast. They’re humans just like you and me.
Cracker.
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1:35 pm
Is a butterfly that same as a moth? They aren’t now, are they, despite the superficial similarities? How about a moose and a deer? Or a zebra and a horse?
Do you understand now?
Things that look similar aren’t necessarily the same.
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9:16 pm
Except… butterflies and moths are of different species. And Africans and Caucasians are of the same species… Homo sapiens sapiens, no? Or is your biology not up to snuff, Reverend?
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2:56 pm
I can’t believe that people take this seriously! This has more entertainment value than The Onion news. Wow like watching a train wreck but better.
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I was just thinking almost the same thing. I’m reading these morons commentary with morbid fascination. I bet it makes God sad that his devout followers are such utter morons…
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3:01 pm
great piece on the dangers of the work place
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3:18 pm
God damn it! Why can’t I work there?! Work would be so much better if there were poopie fisting orgies! OH, yeah! One fist, 36 poopie holes!
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7:55 pm
Don’t you know that Jesus crys blood every time you take His fathers name in vain?
Also, fisting is for the gays. Are one of the gays?
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4:26 pm
Women should do their best to stay attractive for their men and because taking care of your temple is morally right. Using your body to make unwanted advances and distractions is something that needs to be avoided at all costs.
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5:30 pm
An exception could probably be made if those sinful advances are an expedient means to establish a lawful union.
They’re only not alright if they’re meant for Satanic physical gratifications such as one-night-stands.
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10:55 pm
Wait. I’m confused. Should we stay attractive for our men, or be too ugly to tempt you?
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12:46 am
Stay attractive for your man and your man only.
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1:10 am
Well then genius, how would one accomplish that? If I find my girlfriend attractive, odds are there are other guys who find her attractive as well. Or are you saying that a woman should always be fitting her man’s idea of beauty constantly, even if it means warping her own identity and concept of beauty?
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4:43 pm
I think Mike has really illustrated why so many in the Republican party find Elizabeth Warren intimidating. She’s definitely one of the accounting types.
Spankings for creative financing isn’t fun unless everybody has fun. If she were to become a consumer credit watchdog, she will use her super-math powers to dominate what are really just ways to make money from consumers.
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5:20 pm
Thanks for the heads up on female rapists and rape addicts who might be prowling around the workplace to steal the seeds and innocence of young virile men.
This will definitely make this coming Sunday’s church session more lively!
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9:37 pm
This is why America is in the Shitter!
Women before men! (In fact, any minority before men)
The old days, when work was available for all men, the key was the woman was a happy housewife and mother. The word DIVORCE was a nasty word, but we all (MEN) enjoyed our own feeling of satisfaction at work, providing for our and loving our families and feeling great about it. The country was at its stongest it ever will be and will never see again.
Yes I am giving blame to the women of the work force today because someone came up with some equality bullshit an d now you see what we have….The key was everyone was equal back then, the rolls were different.
As this article starts out, Adam could not resist Eve’s temptations…………
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6:27 am
Your feelings of powerlessness and weakness are not because of anything else but your own powerlessness and weakness. Your a failure because of you.
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1:39 am
I’ve overheard these detestable women speak of this evil. They share their gum and play “guess what I had for lunch” games knowing all too well that they had just spent the hour in the car grinding their sinholes together. Then they come back to the office with their panty hose torn and tattered against aerobically shaped pelvic frames glistening with lesbojuices.
I’m sure they believe their whoreshness is ingognito but it can’t escape a well planned out filing task. One needs to preview the file cabinet and assign folders that go in the top and bottom drawers to discover this betrayal of God’s law in witness to the slut’s ample bends in their job duties. Satan’s sin wrath can then be noticed in the chubs of the shyly goofish interns that have overactive libidos between their legs.
Slut-whores like this have a different set of values then that of proud God-fearing Americans. At the least we know that they get diffent ideas in their heads when they hear the term “back to the old bump and grind.”
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5:27 pm
“IT’S NOT MY FAULT I CAN’T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS!!!!!!! WHY SHOULD I LEARN SELFCONTROL THAT’S EVERYONE ELSES JOB!!!!!!!”
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“Goodness, I feel like I’ve finally been truly baptized by the spittle of Claire. Cat-loving, nub-rubbing, lesbo-licking, hate-mongering, lie-telling, pussy-stroking, good-typist, adequate-speller Claire.”
Once again, I am not a lesbian, nor am I a hate-monger or a liar.
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Well, dear, that leaves “cat-loving, nub-rubbing, pussy-stroking, good-typist, adequate-speller” coming through your spittle that you’re at least willing to admit to.
Good girl. Admitting your sins is always a good start. Admitting ALL your sins would be even better, but it’s a foundation for your redemption.
I will pray for you.
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I really do encourage you to submit to the will of your new husband. Follow Bruce’s firm guidance, strong hand, and courageous will. And buy some polyester pant suits.
(I thought Bruce, Steve, and Randy were all homoqueer names. Did Bruce graduate from one of those homoqueer brain-washing redemption centers? Well, good for him!)
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8:12 pm
I’m surprised you’re able to type with your uncle’s cock in your right hand and your dad’s cock in your left hand.
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8:15 pm
I only have the love of Jesus in my heart, and the will of God in my soul. No greater armor to live life with.
I continue to pray for you.
Or for lightning.
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8:18 pm
So you’re admitting that you suck your relatives’ cocks?
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8:27 pm
I am unclear how you reached this conclusion, dear girl. All that nub-rubbing of yours has addled your dear, sweet, infected brain.
I will pray for you.
And for the death of your devil cats, so that Bruce (that dear, saved homoqueer) might finally consummate your marriage.
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2:57 pm
So much anger, so much hatred. Why can’t you just give up your sinful ways and accept the love of Jesus Christ into your heart?
Of course, you’d have to start shaving your legs and stop munching on rugs.
Can you do that Claire, can you do that for salvation?
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8:29 pm
If someone were to strike you in your cheek, turn to them your other cheek. The violence and hate speech the flow from this website truly make me and my father want to cry. Love your enemy. Stop thinking you know my will if you can’t even understand these core concepts. At least the “homoqueers” as you call them understand my words: “Love thy fellow man.”
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9:21 pm
I pray for your followers, that you won’t lead them into hell by teaching them the thoughtless hate and psychotic judgement you’re demonstrating for us here.
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10:36 pm
I really dont understand why you have so many more condemnations than praises. I guess it just confirms my suspicion: these people are idiots!
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8:31 pm
Hoping for the death of innocent animals is simply foul.
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8:34 pm
“Hope” and “prayer” are two different things, my dear, two totally different things. And “innocent” is in the eye, or tongue, of the beholder.
I will pray for you. But not for the devil beasts.
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8:37 pm
People pray for things that they hope for. Thus you hope for the death of two innocent animals.
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8:43 pm
Praying for a big lottery win disgusts God. Praying for a tree to fall on your house disgusts God. I can hope for these things, but prayer is not the right option. Praying for the death of your devil pets so that you might awaken as a woman who must serve her husband is the will of God.
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8:51 pm
You’re sick. Fucking sick.
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6:23 am
There’s a spot in hell saved just for you “Rev”.
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8:32 pm
No man on on Earth knowith the will of the Father. Beware false prophets.
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8:58 pm
And so the final baptism from Claire’s spittle has hit me. I PRAY for Bruce’s strength in bringing you to your senses.
And I pray for you.
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9:04 pm
I’m pretty sure what you felt was your uncle’s cum splattering your face…
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1:43 am
I rad all your dumb shit you have posted, and you sir are a complete moron. Like I am in complete disbelief you posted some of that shit you just said. Oh well, I’m sure you’ll be in hell with the “demonic beasts” or as others like to say pets which aren’t demonic in anyway but o well just keep on believing that you jackass. And where did you get your reverend title the back of a cereal box you fucking fake.
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12:39 am
You decry carnal lusts and cleavage, yet plaster them all over your blog post?
A true heart for purity would avoid both, I think.
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12:51 am
oh shut up commie!
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6:21 am
You may be the only sane commentator here. The narrow mindedness astounds me. Talk about no taking personal responsibility. I guess the people here aren’t “Man” enough to control themselves.
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1:42 pm
If you have lack of libido towards women due to your homosexuality, don’t give credit to “self control”, it’s just a lack of testicular function. And, sadly, prayer can’t restore testicular function. Hence, as always, homos and queers will never taste salvation and you guys will be sitting in that nice dog kennel right next to Satan’s house gate.
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12:57 am
Has anyone read the #1 trackback below? the commie lesbo writes:
“There is always some idiot that cannot tell the difference. (In this scenario I may be that idiot). I flick through the homophobic, women bashing, Commie / hippy bashing rantings and I am not impressed. I guess that makes me a miserable cow that doesn’t understand humor. I like to think I understand the humour too well and see the damage it does.”
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6:21 am
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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6:18 am
This is awesome. You people for real? This is hilarious! I think all the men commenting on this are all closet homos.
How about that rapture eh?
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7:41 am
Mattie, you are an offensive person. Why do you try to distract from the grievous issue at hand. This work of journalism comes from extensive study and personal accounts of several sources. It is a problem that occurs in all 50 states and is causing catastrophe in the lives of men, good men, at home and at the office. Something needs to be done and this is just the first piece in a movement to get women at least dressing decently at work.
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7:44 am
What about the rapture?
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1:27 pm
I just found this website moments ago from a ’09 post regarding Olivia Munn. After reading this as well, I have decided something profound.
This is the new website I will read for a laugh. I always have loved idiots. Oh… by the way… love the sex ad on the right side of this “Christian” website.
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8:18 pm
Wait. Can I get a job at one of these offices? How have I missed all this???
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8:41 pm
I agree my Christian brothers and sisters. The burqa is an ideal solution to temptation. Better yet that the woman tend to the home and children.
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4:36 pm
If the women of my congregation were allowed to expose their baby feeding bumps like this, the good god fearing men of the church would be reduced lust filled savages and Marge the organist would be bent over the organ bench like a Catholic receiving the Eucharist!
Get thee behind me Satan!
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4:30 pm
…but they’re our hot bodies. We”ll do what the fuck we want with them. Oh, and by the way, don’t you people say ‘breasts’? At ALL? It’s just,’two double barrels of God-crafted perfection’, ‘mammalian ludicrosities’ and, most especially: ‘exposed bosoms and juicy, lustful lips as they whisper “strong work” into your ear and massage your rippling shoulders under your shirt after a great day at the office, sashaying away in a short skirt and tight, midriff exposing blouse’?
What? Really? And you say men are objectified?
Why don’t you chauvinists just say ‘tits’ like the depraved sexist bigots you are?
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7:09 pm
…And I just realised that this entire thing is satire.
Brilliant! I’ll copy-paste this to a bona fide right-wing christian website, then.
Really though. You guys are far too convincing.
I think you had me at ‘mammalian ludicrosities’.
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4:06 pm
A man who would fall into adultery just because of some cleavage doesn’t love his wife as much as she deserves.
If these fine ladies are still single, they may just be using the gifts God bestowed on them to get the attention of men who could potentially become husbands. That’s only natural.
And if they are married (or even if not), they should be proud and thankful of such gifts, why would they cover them if they are not a shame?
If men who are not single are so easily distracted, it is their own fault. But many men are just unable to admit their faults; they’d rather pretend to be perfect and blame someone else.
Condemning others for their own sins will not help them when they face His judgement.
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5:55 am
Everything I’ve read in this website is fraught with lies and accusations. This article has no evidence backing it up. Come on, God himself backs his prophets and Jesus, and shows evidence of his creation and power. Why can’t the writers of this site do the same?
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6:46 am
o, ye of little faith.
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12:40 pm
Hmm, interesting. All these photo’s come from 18+ websites, as a sinner I know that for a fact. But what is the author of this article doing on a website like that? Am I to trust him that he didn’t jacked off until his wife and kids came home, only to find him pants down behind the computer.
That paints an awkward picture, and this isn’t the only article with photo’s that clearly come from 18+ sites.
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5:03 am
Men’s fault for being so submissive.
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