Michelle Obama has African Comedy Hair
One of the things that tickles my funny bone is how the hair of a black’s will muss all up when they get into it rough and wild. You can always see Standayja’s and Kikimooki on Jerry Springer fighting over who the bady daddy is and then they get into a tribal African rage fight.
From the left, Stoolaki unleashes her fists of black fury like lightning thunder and with the other hand, grabs a fist full of fake hair weave extension braids. Then the other one named Janaynay will grab off the wig of the other woman, all while Karl watches and laughs, but will be crying just a few moments later when he finds out one of the kids is his.
It is funny to watch and if you look long enough, you’ll see when they snatch the fake hair off each other underneath is there dry root hair. Unbeweavable.
Well we can finally see that at the roots Michelle Obama is nothing but a beauty shop manufacture product. Her hair don’t look all healthy and shiny like Herbal Essences pleasures naturally. It looks just like all other tribe wilds.

You can see the, sulfhydryl bondages in her hair cannot lay back down after a little gust in the wind. This is very typical and more evolved hair Mendelian types will lay neatly back down or flow dramatically in the eyes.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZVAgVswg_Q
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I can’t imagine saying anything unkind about one of God’s children (even if she is married to a radical muslim), but, why can’t we all try harder to have hair like Jesus?
Is that too much to ask?
Also, Bart Simpson is gay!
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I believe this is a very good point. As we try to emulate Jesus’ god-given life lessons in all ways, image should be part of the process also. It should be a goal to have similar long, flowing, blonde hair. Unfortunately, sadly, (and most likely Satan-spawned) I am a ginger. I am ashamed, but I admit it, and try to be a good Christian and fight my potentially evil background. Is it moral to bleach my hair to be more like Jesus? Should less white-skinned peoples bleach their skin a-la Michael Jackson to be more like Jesus? These are questions of morality that I look toward the good people at Christire to help with.
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This is the woman that we trust to keep the leader of the free world relaxed?
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He’s the traitor to the free world because he worships a false god and is a Mohamedan.
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That’s what the good folks at Fox news report. Yes. I was a little confused at first though, as the originally reported that he was too invested in that Chicago Gangland Christian Church (going there for 20 years or so), but it does make more sense now that he’s a secret one man Muslim American hating plant.
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The First Lady needs a church hat for these occasions. I think that it was very impolite to attend a function without a pretty rain bonnet or scarf tied tightly under the chin when out of doors.
Most ladies have their hair shampooed and set once weekly for this up-do style. My grandmother’s trick was to wrap her hair in toilet paper and use a silk pillowcase at night to ensure the salon style was preserved.
Mrs. Obama is being a little uppity acting like she has her hair done everyday when so many are trying to make ends meet in this economy.
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Yes, a hat. Every woman should show her humility by donning a proper head covering at all times, except if that is a burqua or some other sinful thing.
My dear old mudder used to sleep, bathe (only before services), and chop wood in her bonnet. What happened to good old fashioned shame?
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So, what? NIggers generally have nappy hair.
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One wonders if she has learned nothing from her Aunt Jemima pancakes and tried the traditional head wrap. If it works, she should consider using it. If I was a daughter of Ham I would at least give it a try.
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This whole thing from “article” to your racist responses isn’t even worth responding to. Another poorly done “reach”. *sigh*
(racists)
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Go bury another boy under your floor, Gacy.
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