Mildred Patricia Baena Photographs, or, Why Arnold Schwarzenegger Kept Quiet for Ten Years
The Sperminator, aka known as Arnold Schwarzenegger, is a nasty man. Yesterday, I thought he was just the latest of political men who cheat on their wives. All routine. He’d cry a bit, the obligatory wife from a wealthy family (ala Hillary Clinton) would have some rage and then forgive and media would get distracted by Britany Spears and Lindsay Lohan having a crack sniffing Fast and Furious attention seeking street race down Mulholland with their milksack tatas hanging out.
But no, Schwarzenegger never goes down without a fight. How many of you have seen a day without a Mexican?
It is a movie about how the US would simply fall apart if we didn’t have random Mexicans showing up to pick lettuce and bug us a traffic lights, all while sneaking into late night ERs and pretending to understand what you say and have smile nodding if though they can’t speak any English at all, just so their child with ‘fiebre’ can be looked at. Our country would fall apart without all this.
Maybe that’s why Scharrzenegger decided to cheat on this:
For this: WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE IS HIDEOUS. HIDE YOUR KIDS. HIDE YOUR WIFE. AND HIDE YOUR FAMILY MAKER, BECAUSE IT WILL SHRIVEL.
I’m not being crass or gross, just having some fun before I rip on a cheater.
That beautiful woman up above is Mildred Patricia Baena, the woman who Arnold Schwarzenegger apparently dead lifted onto his phallus and stuck a baby seed within.
Now as you know, Mexican women are fertile. You can send a Mexican woman an E-kiss all while doing unholy things to your sin mount in the secret of your basement, and you still risk having a little Don Lopez popping out and calling you Papi 9 months later. It’s genetics and that is why Mexico is so populous, you sinful collegiate horndogs.
So say what you will about Arnold being old. He managed to carry that burrito sack and have his little Germano-Austrian SS trooper take an egg hostage. They are hiding photos of the kid, but I’m guessing it may be more for our safety than its.
Before looking at more images of this Mexican housekeeper beauty, let’s look at few other pieces of the puzzle:
The family again. Wholesome. Wealthy. Pure. Then, notice, that in the back right, in the upper corner, there is a sign. I think it says Hooters but my prescription for my glasses is nearing and I really feel the long commute to work and staring into the Sun is taking more of a strain. It’s terrible and I fear I may need surgery.
Arnold has taken his family to Hooters. The place where you get two milkshakes for free and a giggly lap sit if it looks like you may have a no-limit credit card in your wallet. It’s fitting. Arnold is breatetsess man. Hide yo’ kids!
Wah! Jerry is posting naughty things. Wah!
Yes, he is and that is my point. Arnold Shwarzenegger was already on television last night, first off, laughing about this entire thing. And everyone was just taking it in stride.
Big news stations aren’t really holding his Austrian feet to the fire. He looks like a Hitler genetics project gone bad and if this had been a Democrat or a minority, it would be a public stoning. Could you imagine what would happen if it were discovered that Barack Obama cheated on Michelle?
Or if a man named Bill Clinton was found to be cheating on his wife. The horrors the Republicans would unleash as they put him on public trial and tried to drag his name through the mud for decades…oh, wait. Sure, Shriver is a Kennedy and they are not known for marriage vow upholding, but really, it’s pathetic and sad. How can we excuse this man for this. It’s bad enough that he cheated, but then the fact that it’s a housekeeper who was under his authority and looks like:
There was a movie a few years ago about a lonely, stray chihuahua. It was tattered and near death after walking cross county, all in search of its owner. It never did find its owner and trekked all the way from New Mexico to New York, through a winter and in summer. But at the end of that summer, a 90s teen flick romance emerged.
The Chihuahua found true love with a Sexy city girl named Sarah Jessica Parker. She had the chin of a Greek Godess and the figure of a minotaur. The chiahuahua was in love and humped her leg. She took it to her place for a drink and one thing lead to another. They are still happily together and a love child emerged:
Muy caliente.
Really, Arnold, you’ve shamed your country, you shamed the GOP and you were a horrible governator. We only liked you because your lines made us think of that special kid in class who ate glue in the corner made it big. We wanted you to win at life, because you were not so bright.
Maybe that’s the truth in all of this. Arnold is a special needs politician. He doesn’t really understand much more than ‘Hooter hahah tata madness” and when he finally awakens from his coma walking he’s inserted his Austrian waffle into any hole that moves and has a Mexican love child that he refused to tell anyone about for ten years.
The Aristrocrats.
- Sinful
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- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Jerry Cohen
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10:15 pm
a little bit of a liberal lean but good reporting. This nazi youth reject should b made to pay for his sins against god and humanity
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1:15 am
Her?
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2:06 pm
I’m more convinced than ever that the devil-worshiping Mexican witch has placed a curse on our beloved Christian warrior in order to obtain his seed for nefarious purposes. Just look at the end result in the other post.. with his glowing red eyes and all.. Could it be that this Satanist she-buffalo had tried to create a demon-spawn upon this world using the seed of the greatest Christian warrior on Earth?
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1:03 am
She is from Guatemala stupid!
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10:11 pm
???? MEXICAN??? She is not Mexican. Gringos think that all immigrants from Hispanic descent are “MEXICANS”, they are a bunch of IGNORANTS, not only in geography, but in cultural differences?
SATAN? CHRISTIANITY? What are the heck are you talking about? SATAN does not exist, do not involve the religion with a figure of the wrongdoing. MEN ARE DOGS, are simple as that, and Arnold is not an exception. This comment is profoundly racist, biased, pejorative, diminishing against pre-concieved ideas a bout ethnical differences.
We are all God’s children and let God judge this behavior, not SATAN, NOT YOU, NOT CHRIST.
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10:14 pm
Rev. Custer:
You are all SCREWED UP in the mind and the soul. CHristian warrior? seeed? This is a bunch of BS, reverend!
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2:42 pm
Its funny how you refer Mildred Patricia Baena as a Mexican women, but in reality she is not Mexican. She’s Guatemalan
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3:24 pm
She looks Mexican.
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12:35 am
August Weisz,
Your comments about Arnold’s mistress being Mexican when in fact she is Guatemalan make you sound utterly stupid and ignorant. You can be judged as an imbecile who doesn’t have his facts together.
Susan B. Xenu you are stupid too; I take it you don’t know your geography because you don’t even know the difference between Guatemala and Mexico.
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1:04 am
Dear Infected Afterbirth of Intellect,
Both August and Susan are valued contributors. You are not.
Both Auggie and Susan are rewarded for comments because they add value to the discussion. You are not.
Both Susan and Auggie have keys to the executive washroom. You do not.
You can pretend to be the intellect police, but you are not.
Kind regards,
BB
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9:27 pm
Is that like a state in mexico? I thought it was all the same
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11:42 pm
Yes, Guadalaja is a state in Mexico.
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6:40 pm
wow that stuff about mexicans is really racist. are you sure you’re christian?
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8:44 pm
you are absolutly hilarious.Loved every line you wrote
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8:54 pm
Isn’t Guatemala a town in Southern Mexico anyway?
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9:51 pm
they eat more bananas in Guatamala but mexico is easier to spell so let’s stay with her being a mexican.
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10:23 pm
WoW you are all a bunch of MORONS!!!! you should first get a geography lesson before accusing a certain race or culture! And one persn does not create a whole state or country…What about all those “white trash” fertile females? They are abit worse taking it up on the uncles, cousin and brthers…not nice huh? But it is true! And you call yourself “christians” are you serious???? So typical oh religion to say what is “wrong and right” look amongst yourself and ask how many of your priest are “doing” the “sisters” that is what they are called right? I mean they look like that!! and demons? Who are the demon? There are no bigger demons on the face of this earth than the white man and the white women that follow them!!!!
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2:15 am
There are no bigger demons than the white man? Yeah right, you brown pendejo. Why don’t you stop idol-worshiping get busy saving your own soul for once.
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10:21 pm
Mexican:
I totally agree with you, these are all a bunch of MORONS, just the way you put it. Yep, the “white trash slutties who learn to use contraceptives since the age of 10 supported by their slutty mothers.
You are absolutely right when you say that a bunch of those HIPOCRITES priest, REVERENDS, BISHOPS, POPES, who were abusing minors and molesting women and nunes covered by the VATICAN? DEMONS? SATANS? THey, themselves are the SATANS who are ready to criticize and judge cultural differences. THey are the major false and promiscuos double face individuals.
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1:31 pm
First of all, the housemaid is NOT Mexican, she’s from Guatemala. Get your facts straight and buy an Atlas.
Second of all, if you’re going to “rip” on moronic Ah-nold as a person and politician you might do yourself a favour.
Look at your current President, look at your vice-President and go down the line until you reach George Washington. Next remove the few competent and honest politicians who tried to do good for their country. Now study the rest of the remaining garbage and you will see how gullible voters, and people in general, are. Also, don’t forget to rip on Bill Clinton who had sex in YOUR Ovarian…sorry….Oval Office that is in YOUR White House.
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1:46 pm
With a name like “Lopez”, are we supposed to take you seriously or is this one of those burrito-induced moments of incoherent babbling?
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2:26 am
normally I would say diarrhea of the mouth but this looks like diarrhea of the keyboard. Perhaps Montezumas revenge of the hands?
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4:24 pm
I gave the matter of carnality some very serious thought with my bible study and knitting group. ( we make bobbies for orphans in Africa)
according to the Bible, Mildred should be stoned for sleeping with Arnold while married. Arnold should be given 12 head of cattle and two female slaves.
In addition, her bastard son should be castrated and given as a gift to the Sultan of Detroit. The only unsolved question was whether the local police or the feds should carry out our orders.
have a blessed day.
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10:40 pm
you are all self called christians make me sick, the world is turmoil and even some say is ending tomorrow and you are all fixed on senseless, stupid pointless issues, I wonder if you are from a different christian parallel universe.
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6:54 pm
Shut up! You must be part of her family and waiting for a payout! That kid it’s a ticket meal for this monster of a woman and the rest of her family. They all knew long time ago, even her mother an sister who worked there. Shame on her and you for even trying to defend her. As you can see not even christians can defend her.
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1:51 am
I am Mexican American and I can assure I don’t look like that people said that I am beautiful so don’t think that all Mexicans are ugly in fact I have seen people from here uglier.
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2:37 am
mexico…guatamala…what is the difference? who cares?
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2:49 am
Guatemalans are like supermexicans.
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3:06 am
I know there are mexicans and columbians…basically if your south american and are heard of then you deal in drugs
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11:17 am
Or a communist trying to steal our oil that is under your land.
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3:05 am
& the drugs are obviously going up your nose Susan. You’re an imbecil, moron… what’s the difference for you… who cares!
by the way, aside from learning geography- throw in some grammer.
you’re & your.
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1:54 am
Susan B. Nexus:
You are SOOOO IGNORANT!!! Pathetic!!! All the South Americans deal in drugs? Well, if this is the case (according to you) all they are doing is filling the big demand and voracious gringo appetite for illegal drugs. Have you heard of the supply and demand? If there is a big market for the demand that asks to fulfill their druggy minds, the supply will respond efficiently.
It is time for gringos to not ask for drugs to fulfill their emptiness of their souls and spirits, and screwed up minds. This country is rich in material things, but hollow spiritually. Why do you think that all the rich people with lots of material means end up killing themselves as a result of the drug overuse? … and now you guys want to blame in South Americans dealing with drugs? … they are the DRUGS gringos consume like idiots spending all their dollars like imbeciles!!!!@
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1:59 am
Dont cry for me argintina, or what ever god forsaken catholic country your from
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3:56 am
Anything south of Texas is brown and needs to stay out of town. If this Mexican or whatever the heck she is was never allowed to sneak to America, she would never have had a chance to use her bean-dipped curves and tequila to trap Arnold into this situation.
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9:28 am
The truth here is all men are pervs and women love it!!!
Most people in power potray themselves rightous….You can be from wherever or be whatever color and be in power, but most people in power are of the…..race ??? And it is too well known there the most corrupt, malicious and evil….sorry guys its the power trip…let’s start with the nazi’s they weren’t guatemalen…the conquistadors…they raped all native naked brown skinned women….maybe arnold isn’t a barbarian maybe he’s a conquistador!!!!
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7:54 pm
WOW IT IS AMAZING HOW SO MANY WHITE WOMEN GET ANGRY WHEN THEIR FAMOUS WHITE MAN CROSSES THE LINE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF COLOR. JEALOUSY IS SUCH AN UGLY THING. DON’T HATE THE WOMEN OF COLOR BECAUSE THEY ARE FAR MORE BEAUTIFUL AND YOUR HUSBANDS HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT SO. THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE “MASTA” COULDN’T STAY OUT THE LITTLE SLAVE GIRLS CABINS. AND FOR ALL THE WHITE MEN MAKING THE RACIST COMMENTS AGAINST MEXICANS…AGAIN I SAY FUNNY YOU CLAIM TO HATE EVERYTHING OF COLOR BUT CANT STOP STEALING THEIR MUSIC, CULTURAL INFLUENCE AND CANT STOP SLEEPING WITH THOSE GOOD OLE COLORED WOMEN EVERY CHANCE YOU GET!!!!
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8:38 pm
“DON’T HATE THE WOMEN OF COLOR BECAUSE THEY ARE FAR MORE BEAUTIFUL ”
Are you on the crack?
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12:56 am
august weisz, U needa get laid and get a life!! You’ve gotta be like 13 right?! SMDH! You’ve gotta be if u dont believe that black is beautiful..lol, u must be the one on crack. Better yet probably meth or speed, that is ya’ll drug of choice right?!lol! Better yet, go kill yoself!!
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10:49 pm
NoneBetta, I was going to correct your horrible grammar, but then I realized that would be futile. Crack is very damaging to the area of the brain that is responsible for speech.
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9:00 am
Latinas do it better!
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5:07 pm
Mexicans and Latinos are responsible for the upcoming downfall of the United States of America!
True that there are plenty of other illegal aliens, but 90% of those illegal aliens are mexicans and latinos.Â
They are invading the US! Taking jobs from the regular and under privileged Americans. They are also ruining the civilized US by giving birth to future delingquents, street thugs and wanna-be’s; then invasively populating them in areas they do not belong in. They then feel and act like it is their right to be here in the US.
Ask yourself questions:Â
When was the last time you saw a true American construction worker who stand by the American standards (professional, quality work, decent)
When was the last time you went to an american restaurant with authentic Americans?
You call the court and the recording is in half Spanish and English. You get an operator and you’re greeted “Hola” first then Hello.Â
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The mexicans and Latinos that were either born or raised here, nearly all have the “street thug wanna be” tone in the way they speak.Â
Go to a fast food drive thru, you will likely get someone with “that” tone.Â
They can all give sob stories and what not, but in the end, a large percentage of the mexican/latino ones who come here have some kind of a criminal background, Gang affiliation, court battles and evasion, along with others that can fill up the list.
 Anyway, I was a big fan of Arnold for both his bodybuilding and acting careers. After this whole thing though, I hate him now for the cheating, the Latino woman, and most of all she IS butt ugly! I’m gonna burn all his movies I own and posters!
Latino women are generally evil, sneaky, and traitors.
I know 3 women in life who literally setup their white husbands and boyfriends to get them pregnant. Instant papers!
I wish and hope they start deporting illegals !
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10:16 pm
You are so f…up up! … about latinos, looking for scapegoats of your own problems. This is stupid and totally unfounded. Read and learn more about cultural studies before writing this atrocities.
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12:19 am
To the author of this article, J.P. COHEN:
First at all, this commentary is not funny, it is very rude, racist, bias and mainly IGNORANT.
The housekeeper IS NOT MEXICAN, the love child IS NOT FROM A MEXICAN MOTHER. Before you write something and publish like this, learn and do more research.
Ignorant Americans think that all the Hispanic immigrants are MEXICAN and they speak MEXICAN (ignorants). The mistress is not MEXICAN, find out her nationality for the next time you write something so stupid and undermining article, no substance, empty and vulgar.
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6:52 pm
Your comments “are” biased and racist but you mention subjects politians are afraid to touch. I’ve always wondered if my family would have been RICH had we not paid taxes? Insurance? Etc. I was baffled once in emergency late one night at the hispanics that didn’t speak english , NO INSURANCE walking in! I heard the translations. It finally clicked! How much I’d profit, save, pocket if I didn’t have to pay into the system. Imagine paying cash whenever! Having children, dr’s appointments completely free because legal citizens are supporting me and family. Racists comments but its getting WORSE in Texas as hispanics flee California and Arizona. Its outta control! And you have others in this country not familiar .. so speaking the truth is racist? Yeah, right.
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