Miley Cyrus Does Yoga in a Blace Lace Gothic Body Suit
Gothic children, who also call them selves emo juggalos, are Satan possessed fans of Twilight. All children who are gothic wear leather corsets which entice men to look at their Scandinavian beer wench tatas. Then, if that were not bad enough, they were lacy hotpants from Hot Topic and bend over and there are no panties! Anger fills my heart and you can see them with red marks on their necks, called hickey spots and this was all the fault of JK Tolkien for writing the movie Twilight that celebrates neck biting blood orgies.
Children all around the world are victims of this new vampire culture. Your heart still races in fear and terror when you think about the 13 year old boy who bit and sucked the blood from eleven of his classmates. Disgust makes your morning breakfast sour in your belly, when you think about Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Vampire.
But today, the ending day for all and the start of God’s ultimate May 21st judgement, we find the precious daughter we tried to adopt and met with to discuss her music and life, Miley Cyrus, is pledging her soul to Vlad Satan. She is telling Satan she will happily let him impale her.
Right here in this picture, you can see she has put on the Bride of Satan outfit. It has black death roses all over her soft, porcelain body and beneath the laces, her firm musculature buldges out, filling the outfit with the lurid movement of young, budding sexuality. A cool whisper in the heat of a Georgia summer, her breath gently ebbs out, “Take me, Satan”. It rings in his ears and he will peek with excitement, my friends, right in her exposed Sally Dapper that she is exposing for him or any possessed man that likes Twilight.
Look at her face. She knows not what she does. She is a zombie under the possession of these raunchy Twilight films series. This outfit is saying she will suffer any man, even married, with a night of tight bodied, wild energy young twenty year-old sexual escapades.
The flying eagle. That is the name of the move she is doing on this chair, in the Chinese Kama Sutra. The Kama Sutra is a sinful part of the Chinese Hindu Buddhist Bible that tells them secret ways to let a man place his evil Asian satan scepter in a Asian woman’s rice fields, such that when he pops out his little Asian homunculus spermatozoans they can infiltrate more than one Chinese egg as prescribed by America’s more clean and chaste form of reproduction, the standard husband mounting of the wife.
This is why India and Asia have 3 billion people, compared to us at 300 million.
In the gay community, they call this move the ‘flagpole sittah’, which is derived from Flagpole Sitter. A homosexual band even made a song about this move. The gays love it because even if they have to settle for a woman to satisfy their endless sexual appetite for the night, they can easily push their phallus deeply into her sally jane to track her, then go Oooopsssies, and slip right back into her clenched and surprised trunk, where they truly want to be. Miley is exposing herself to be used like that and it pains your heart to see this college-aged child dressed like that and in such a vulnerable position.
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Author: Abe
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6:19 am
Those filthy “Juggalos” have o morals. How can they think corrupting a beautiful young lady like Miley will get them any closer to Jesus? This is sick and wrong. I know I will be protesting every “Insane Clown Posse” show and all “Blood on the Dance Floor” shows as well as this horrible band I stumbled across called Wombstretcha Tha Magnificent. The mis-spelled name is bad enough, but when you hear this groups tribal yelling, you may have a heart attack. I will post a link to this band, but it is not for the faint of heart:
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12:09 pm
Miley is a sad and lonely individual. Bereft of Jesus-love, she seeks male affection in all the wrong places by luring them into her tainted baby canal.
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1:53 pm
My grandson just stared at these images and ran to the bedroom and locked the door. I think they may have turned him gay
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3:33 pm
No your 12 year old grandson is probably masturbating.. Just so you know it can start at that age!
Looking at a girl who is half naked doesn’t make someone gay if that was the case the human race wouldn’t exist anymore idiot
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10:41 am
Quick, make him play footballs or shoot a poor defenseless animal, that’ll bring his man juices back!
Also, Bart Simpson is gay!
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6:41 pm
Miley needs a knot jerked in her tail. Young ladies should not prance and preen about in their underclothes.
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1:12 pm
Do not blame her for she’s not entirely at fault.
The unending rampage of homosexual infection in this world has rendered attractive ladies such as her pretty much meaningless to more and more able-bodied men who have turned gay.
Perhaps in a few short years, we will witness an increasing number of women who, unfortunately, have no other choice but to sinfully expose more and more of their charms to entice young men towards heterosexuality.
But judging from the current trends, I’m afraid the homosexual disease has an upper hand right now.
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1:47 pm
Wow, that’s the most bullshit reason I’ve ever heard to blame gay people. “She’s tryin’ to get the attention of teh gayz!” Riiiiiiiight.
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3:26 pm
It appears you are devoid of reading comprehension skills. No wonder you don’t understand the Bible either and you’re full of arrogance in God’s absence from your heart.
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10:45 am
He might also be a gay, like Bart Simpson! The gays spend so much time preening, flexing, and waxing their smooth & toned bodies, they don’t have as much time to learn how to read good!
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11:31 pm
I think this is crazy, Miley is crazy and idiotic at times, But the lose of crap about twilight fan is absurd! I’m a proud christian, but was once a Major Twilight fan. I never pledged my soul to satin, I was christian then too. God has a sense of humor and is forgiving.
GET A LIFE!
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6:00 pm
Dear Sir,
These Puerto Rican children are always tying to be outrageous so they will be noticed.
They think that being the next Jay-Z Lo will get them out of the ghettos.
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5:40 pm
What I get from reading this:
You do not, and will never, understand ballerinas.
You are a racist. And a really bad one, too.
You cannot discern between different cultural regions and religions.
You are the most ignorant person I have ever read from.
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8:57 am
Leave Miley alone!
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8:38 am
the way this guy writes, i think is sporting a woody while he tapping away single-handed…. thinking of sinning with an underage girl. I doubt that will turn you gay.
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