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More May 21st Rapture, God EXPLODES Volcano Under Iceland
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The power of God was on display today, my friends! Behold!
Terrified Icelandic scientists hurried to their radios to send out an alert. A powerful, unprecedented rattling of the nation was felt by all and later discovered to be due to the formerly inactive Grimsvotn volcano suddenly exploding with activity.
The volcano caused a whopping 8.5 readout on the Richter scale, further scaring scientists. According to the Icelandic Weather Council, the volcano suddenly shifted underneath Earth and emerged through the Vatnajokull glacier in a stunning display for heartwrenching glory.
Only one year ago, we watched and reported on the Eyjafjallajokull volcano explosion and many people were shocked and bowed to God after seeing the images of the wrathful horror.
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9:53 pm
Ummm, who really gives a shit about Iceland? When your god starts attacking countries that matter, maybe I will pay attention.
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11:08 pm
You mean if God attack USA because there is a Bunch of fundamentalist jackass out there who believed in “rapture” when we had nothing
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12:18 am
Actually, the volcano, not officially classified as “inactive”, has always been under the Vatnajokull glacier… it did not suddenly move. The official agencies are not reporting seismic activity anywhere near 8.5, and… as reported by some news agencies… the plume of smoke is more like 3 and 1/2 miles, not 12 miles.
Most God-fearing people believe that Satan, not God, is the entity responsible for devastation and disasters. You really want to go around blaming God for earthquakes and such, which kill untold thousands?
Surely, you’re not suggesting that God is “pissed off” that man tried to predict that whole Rapture thing and is showing His displeasure?
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3:07 pm
Satan is locked in hell he has not control over nature only the hearts of men and the sin boxes of women
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12:21 am
Iceland and her Lesbian leader must repent and embrace Christ to be saved from God’s wrath! God knows mercy and forgiveness but to gain his love you must let him into your vagina of sin. Submit to his holy phallus of faith and your people will be forgiven.
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1:05 pm
Don’t forget, before God punished the homosexual nation of Iceland with this mighty sign, He also made Iceland bankrupt.
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3:49 pm
Didn’t you learn how volcanoes erupt?
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