• MTV Movie Awards Announces Nominations, Pushes Homogay Agenda

    May 4, 2011 6:44 am 28 comments
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  • Many Christians may not know this, but Music Television, a known liberal satanic media outlet, also has an awards ceremony for movies as well. They use it to push the homogay agenda in every way possible, as we can tell by the recent list of nominations for ‘awards’.

    Best Male Performance
    Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1)
    Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network)
    Robert Pattinson (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
    Taylor Lautner (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
    Zac Efron (Charlie St. Cloud)

    Here we see a mixture of homogays. Both of the Twilight sinners are represented as a ploy to entice young girls to sleep with the producers of the show. Harry Potter is of course rearing his Satanic head, and has no doubt cast spells to ensure a victory. Young transsexual Zac Efron rounds out the list, but not before Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg paid millions to get his name on the list as well.

    Best Female Performance
    Emma Stone (Easy A)
    Emma Watson (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1)
    Jennifer Aniston (Just Go With It)
    Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
    Natalie Portman (Black Swan)

    Here we find the five women most likely to be raped at the ceremony. The two Emma’s, Watson and Stone, both dress like harlots and will be no doubt inviting such sexual assault this year with whatever wardrobe they choose. Natalie Portman is a lesbian, same as the Twilight tramp. This leaves us with Jennifer Aniston, who should be ashamed that someone her age is participating in such childish fare.

    Best Kiss
    Ellen Page and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Inception)
    Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I)
    Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
    Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
    Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis (Black Swan)

    Forget about everything else on this list; all you need to know is the homogay one will win. This is because MTV is ran by homogays, and have been for years. The idea is to play the kiss, give it an award, and teach young people everywhere that being gay is ok and won’t send you to hell. This is a lie, and any such viewings of said homogay activity will most definitely send you on a fast track to hot digs in your soon-to-be-seen-due-to-AIDS afterlife.

    Best Movie
    Black Swan
    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part I
    The Social Network
    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    Between Witchcraft (Potter and Inception), homogay sin (Black Swan and Twilight) and Mark Zuckerberg, this list is filled with Satan and his dirty homogay minions. None of these movies make any effort to glorify Jesus or the GOP, which is no surprise considering how liberal Hollywood is. There can be no winners here, no matter who gets the award, as audiences who have seen these movies have already been brainwashed. Why do you think Facebook has so many users all of a sudden after the Social Network hit screens? Satan’s subliminal saturation.

    Best Jaw-Dropping Moment
    James Franco cuts off his own arm (27 Hours)
    Justin Bieber performs (Justin Bieber: Never Say Never)
    Leonardo DiCaprio schools Ellen Page (Inception)
    Natalie Portman goes all “Black Swan” (Black Swan)
    Steve-O is “The S—” (Jackass 3D)

    Again, forget about the rest of the sin on this list because the homogay moment is sure to win. Which, in this case, could be either of the last two entries on this list. The smart money would be on Portman over Steve-O, as gay men are more feminine and likely to be overrun by the feminists and lesbians when it comes time to ‘count the ballots’. It is still, however, possible that Justin Bieber wins in an attempt to lure more young people for rape and sodomy.

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