Praise be my dear friends. My name is Dudson William Wallace and I would like today to thank our brave troops and President Bush for getting revenge for America.
Osama bin Laden struck pain into our hearts, and we struck him down with two bullets forged in the fiery heart of American revent. Bless the soldier who pulled the trigger and President Bush for declaring a way on terror.
Osama is a Kenyan. How do you know? Look at his Dad. He is a Kenyan. The sins of the father become the sins of the son. And Osama is not a worshipper of the Son, but rather, is a lover of himself. How dare Barack Osama declare himself the victor of terror wars when his party don’t even want us over their nuking the sandies in their Tuscan dune homes.
Here is a little ditty from my abode about the whole Osama thing. I did this in the style of Green Day for you kiddies so it has a hip message and feel, and it is all from the heart. Enjoy my beautiful friends and let us vote for Jeb in 2012.