Parent’s Guide to Common Teen Internet Sex Slang
Here is a list of terms that young people regularly use on cellphones, Facebook and other chat groups. Please be warned, this dictionary contains graphic terminology. See Christwire’s article, “Is My Child Having Sex?” for a complete guide to this issue.
%-} – Intoxicated
:-)8 – Female offering oral sex to a male
: -* – Male offering oral sex to a female
212 – Sodomy
303 – Mom
44UM – Foresome
415 – Homosexual
8 – Oral Sex
9 or CD9 – Code 9, i.e. parents are around
420 – Marijuana
4C – 4Chan, a pornography -swapping site
4SKN – Latino
53X – Group Sex
A3 – Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
ASL – Age/Sex/Location?
ASN – Asian
ANSLX – Anal Sex
AX – Atheist
BBW – Big, Beautiful Woman
BDSM – Bondage Dungeon Sadomasochism
BFW – Black for White
BOB – Dildo
BRB – Bareback (sex without a condom)
CIP – [Put Your] Cellphone In Panties
CU46 – See You For Sex
CULKN – Home Alone
DL – Down Low (an African -American looking for homosexual sex)
DUM – Do You Masturbate?
GEN – Generous, i.e. someone who pays for sex
GNOC – Get Naked On Cam
HWP – Height/Weight Proportionate
FB* – High School Football Star
FWB – Friends With Benefits (casual sex)
H4T – Hot For Teacher
HHST – Horny High School Teacher
ILF/MD – I Love Female/Male Dominance
J/O – Jerking Off
J4BJ – Jock Needs a Blow Job
JSM – Jewish Straight Male
KPC – Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL – Let’s Meet In Real Life
LRJO – Locker Room Masturbation
MAX – Masturbating Atheist
MJ – Michael Jackson or Male Jailbait (underage male homosexual)
MOS – Mom Over Shoulder
M$G – Massage from a homosexual prostitute
MWM – Married White Male
NSA – No Strings Attached (sex)
PBJ – Power Bottoming Jew
PNP – Party & Play (gay drug and sex orgy)
RJN – Rim Job Now
$ – Prostitute
S4HW – Sex for Homework
SorG – Straight or Gay
SKI – Cocaine
SRVC – Serviceman (military man)
TINA – Crystal Methadone
T4D – Twink for Daddy
VGL – Very Good Looking
VMπ – Vampire
WS – Water Sports (urine)
XTC – Ecstasy (street drug)
XXL – Well Endowed Male
XXTIAN – Ex-Christian
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Stephenson Billings
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: StephensonBillings@yahoo.com !
10:28 pm
Yeah, I’m calling bullshit on at least half of these ‘slang’ symbols. Some, I’ll give you credit for, but most are completely made up or misinterpreted.
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10:56 pm
Top 50 Internet Acronyms Parents Need to Know
http://www.netlingo.com/top50/acronyms-for-parents.php
Hot debate. What do you think?
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6:38 am
Lesson one of journalism, CONSIDER THE SOURCE!
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6:50 am
So Mr Billings,
You copied and pasted a list of inaccurate acronyms from a single sketchy internet source (not unlike christwire). Investigative journalism at its finest I say. You’re able to cite your source and that’s the only thing that matters. It’s not your fault that the list is an utter load of B.S. re-posted by you to stir up christian parents’ anxieties. And it’s certainly not your fault that the extent of your research ended at netlingo.com (the authority on all things interweb). Good job man. You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. You give your devout readers exactly what they deserve.
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6:11 pm
You ARE aware that this entire website is a satire, yes?
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5:10 am
Seriously dude I don’t think anyone seems aware of that. I actually thought they moderated comments so anyone relaying this truth wouldn’t have it posted. I must say I particularly enjoy Susan Xenu’s reports about baby-juice also, you should look them up.
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1:25 am
I knew that, so I play along… oddly enough it doesn’t matter if it was or wasn’t Satire: I’d just be as insane and creepy as possible
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8:28 am
“Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist”
Best joke on the whole page!
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6:12 pm
The Best Joke on the internet is that you guys think this website is real.
This site operates much like The Onion.
Seriously, does nobody get this?
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1:27 am
I think most people get it, they just play along
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3:54 pm
Stephenson .. you gay jew, dipshit.
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10:23 pm
What I think is funny is the fact that the same picture was used in another of your “articles”, Stevie. Slick move.
(hack)
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12:37 pm
I have to agree with L.N here. As a teenager myself none of this makes sense to me. Theres only two or three things on this page that are actually legit. Other than that, the rest is made up bs. Seriously.
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11:06 pm
“44UM – Foresome”
Yeah, that’s not how you spell “four”, dipshit.
“BDSM – Bondage Dungeon Sadomasochism”
I’m pretty sure the D stands for Domination.
“FB* – High School Football Star”
Haha, you put the asterisk but forgot to make a little note at the end.
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2:05 pm
FB* – Football star: The asterik is meant to denote “star”.
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3:19 pm
Wait High School Foot Ball stars are now sexual activities cool to know!
You people are truly retarded
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I always thought FB was Facebook
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1:28 am
yes… yes it does…
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11:51 pm
I wodner how Billins know all of these stuff … do you think he uses all of these when he talkes to kids in camping ?
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11:52 pm
I wonder how billings know all of these stuff… DO you think he uses all of these when he go on camping with kids ?
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8:05 pm
Why did you bother posting twice in order to correct a spelling error when the rest of your post is so totally retarded? “…know all these stuff”? REALLY? I mean, REALLLLLY?
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12:12 am
I am pretty sure this is actually called leet speak. It’s used by pedophiles to speak to children.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Wonder how you know that……
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7:03 am
Leet speek is something completely different.
Th15 15 733t 5p34k
For example, and not a good one too, I’m not a leet speaker, I hate it!
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2:04 pm
“This is leet speak”… Wow, that’s rather fun!
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6:43 pm
This is ridiculous.
It’s articles like this from oppressive, over-zealous fools that alienate their children. Luckily, we have plenty of parents capable of thinking for themselves. I just feel sorry for the people who take the words of this charlatan as fact.
Your lack of investigation and obvious lack of intelligent thinking makes it apparent that you’re a complete and utter moron. It’s also why you’re single and have no children.
Oh, and people LET YOU TAKE THEIR CHILDREN ON UNATTENDED CAMPING TRIPS?! See, THAT is something rational parents shouldn’t do. I’m fairly sure your a homosexual, gay or both. Not the kind of creepy guy I’d ever let my children with for any length of time.
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8:26 pm
I agree that homosexuals shouldn’t take children camping, but the rest of your comment was just hateful bile. Please try to be considerate. Many Christian families view this website.
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8:43 pm
Stevie, you’re the one who takes little boys up into the mountains during the summers, yet you’re telling people to not let parents have their child hang out around people like you.
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10:18 pm
“Many Christian families view this website.”
Yes, but generally only once. Then….it’s the “Parental Block” for you.
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8:32 am
“I’m fairly sure your a homosexual, gay or both”
First of all, homosexual and gay are the same thing.
Second of all, you’re grammar is awful.
Third of all, being gay is in no way related to being a pedophile.
You’re just as much a bigoted idiot as he is.
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5:36 pm
IT’S RATHER FUN?! ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!
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1:31 am
y0 d09 1 h3rd u 731k 733t 5p34k
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12:56 am
I’m pretty sure you’ve never tried to actually fit a large message into a 160 character text message.
Also, BRB has nothing to do with “bareback”. It means “be right back”, much like “afk” means “away from keyboard”.
I think you guys are all effing nuts, need to pull your heads out of your asses, wake up and smell the coffee, and maybe start trusting your kids and teach them, because forbidding them to do this and that and spying on them is just going to make them do it more to spite your asses.
Most of that list doesn’t exist, and about half of it is wrong. “zerg” for example. The term originated with the game StarCraft, where a unit type known as “zergling” is found. They’re small, weak, and you use a bunch of them to overwhelm an opponent. Has never, and is still not used to, mean anything to do with sex. Raiding contested mobs in online games perhaps.
The simple fact that you seem to know that they’re used by pedophiles(btw, no, they’re not. And your 19 year old daughter sleeping with someone isn’t being “raped” by a “pedophile”, she’s a fricking adult you jackass) makes me wonder if you aren’t one yourself.
Go stick your head back in the bible.
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8:27 am
Wow…. Just wow.
That is so wrong on so many levels, and in so few words.
#1 – This is in no way Leet Speak.
#2 – Leet speak is in no way used by pedophiles to talk to children. It’s an old hacker language, sort of.
#3 – You are an idiot and have a child-molester moustache.
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5:35 pm
0h /\/\y G0d y0U f0u/\/D m3 0u7 1337 15 53cr37 now 7h4t I’m 3xp053d h0w am 1 supp053d t0 fu<k y0uR b4b13s?!
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2:50 pm
my. now I know what to look for when my grandson is tweeting some girl
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I hope your grandson has enough sense to smack you one if you try to look through anything that is private.
Susan I swear you are the dumbest person on this website you just agree with anything someone says. Oh and by the way with your statement its called a comma not a period in that sentence of yours my, not my.
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10:04 pm
Insulting someone’s punctuation and ignoring one’s own grammar is what we like to call hypocrisy. Good day, sir.
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3:38 pm
You people are fucking retarded. There is no such thing as god, and 90% of this crap is bullshit. i suggest you delete this website soon.
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you been trolled suckkka
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5:35 pm
No teenager, i repeat, NO TEENAGER uses these acronyms. I assure you. Believe it or not, we haven’t mastered a second language to fool older generations. Because that’s incredibly sad.
Although, we do have our own form of morse code to secretly communicate around Christian fanatics. But we’re not telling!
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7:00 pm
You left off Greek. Surely, you, a single man working with a religious organization would know all about Greek sex, right?
Also, water sports can refer to female ejaculation, which is NOT urine. You really should experience it some time. A woman ejaculating all over your face is a truly religious experience!
Other terms left off are Cowgirl, GFE, and Pegging. I highly recommend Pegging. Having a woman use a strap-on dildo and then take you in the back door is an experience like none other!
And in closing, you got the definition of BDSM wrong. It is an overlapping abbreviation (meaning that duplicate letters are dropped) that stands for Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM). Give it a try sometime. If god did not want people to be tied up and whipped and spanked and fingered and fisted he would not have created in us the capacity to do so!
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1:34 am
Let’s be friends
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7:09 pm
I swear, I thought this was a joke site. I was laughing the entire time I was reading this bullshit, but slowly…it dawned on me. You people are serious! Thank God (pun intended) that our nation is becoming an Atheist one (when you look at percentage of younger people who believe this garbage). I cannot think of one educated person nowadays that I can show this list to and not have them laugh as hard as I did.
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8:35 pm
That is what I thought, too, Carlos!
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6:08 pm
No, you’re both dumb; this really is a joke site. It satirizes extreme Christian conservatives. If you thought the list was hilarious, then the writers accomplished exactly what they set out to do.
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7:33 pm
I do not have the SMS messaging on my cellular telephone, but I have noticed my wife gets some of these by mistake from wrong numbers.
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11:06 pm
Hi, yeah, I don’t think those are wrong numbers, buddy. You’re wife is a ‘ho!
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2:07 am
It is no coindince that these cellular phones are made by the Chinese, who want to destroy Christ and his country.
Also, SMS stands for Satan Masochist Sex, so I don’t go near that filth.
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3:35 pm
“Also, SMS stands for Satan Masochist Sex,”
Wow, you seriously believe that? SMS is a technical term in the cell phone industry meaning “short message service”. In laymen’s terms, it simply refers to text messaging in general on cell phones. It doesn’t have anything to do with the content of the message or anything to do with sex.
I highly encourage any and all to take such claims with a grain of salt and do their own research. Here, I’ll even help you get started on the path of independent verification. Here’s an article describing more than you ever wanted to know about SMS text messaging: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS
Educate yourself.
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6:42 pm
You probably just edited wikipedias to say what you wanted.
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11:31 am
did you really just say cellular telephone?
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8:32 pm
holy shit..
Are you for real?
SmyD, Christwire, SmyD.
=/
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9:48 pm
BRB – Bareback (sex without a condom)
I’m sorry but the correct meaning is simply “be right back”. ie. leaving the keyboard for a minute for water/piss/etc.
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12:13 pm
Disgusting.
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12:50 pm
Yeah, your face is pretty hard to look at.
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5:44 pm
Oh snap! You’re my new hero, I lol’d.
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10:09 pm
Haha, this is one hell of a comedy site! Makes me actually PRAY (lol) for armegeddon when I realize that people actually come here and take this shit seriously!! Wow… Mega facepalm.
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11:17 pm
You, Sir, have been punked. Whoever provided you with this information just made you the biggest fool on the internet.
tina is crystal meth as in methamphetamine, not methadone. BRB is be right back. :-* this is a kiss or (old school) smoking a cigarette.
I assure you, anybody using these codes will be reponded to with a “what? wtf are you talking about?” a dollar sign is still, believe it or not, a sign for MONEY!
are you schitzophrenic?
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11:21 pm
As a certified sinner who happily engages in all manner kinky sexual activities, I can attest that this list is pure hogwash at best. Mr. Billings, your ignorance is blinding, and G0d is surely laughing at you.
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11:53 pm
Just as an aside, FB means facebook to this generation, and I’m positive 69 has been the universal sign for oral sex in any language for all generations.
You forgot probably the most important initiator of chat sessions: A/S/L – age/ sex / location, cuz cybering is now sexting, which is just a new way for people to diddle their skittle.
DON’T GIVE YOUR CHILDREN CELLPHONES OR COMPUTER ACCESS FREE FOR ALLS!!
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1:17 am
As an avid sexter and teen of the internet, i would have to say this article is pure bullshit.
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2:06 am
VGL XXL JSM looking for 212 and 8′s. Don’t worry, I’m CULKN and KPC. :-*
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7:28 am
The amount of ignorance and fallacies on display here is mind boggling.
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7:40 am
“MAX – Masturbating Atheist”
I don’t even…..
“VMπ – Vampire”
How would you casually type the symbol for pi?
“LRJO – Locker Room Masturbation”
“NSA – No Strings Attached (sex)”
The real NSA must get mixed up all the time >.>
“CULKN – Home Alone”
HA!
“4SKN – Latino”
now that’s just plain racism.
how many are these are just plain made up when written?
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8:14 am
These are MADE UP. I have been on the Internet since the early 80′s and work in the “social” networking area for kids. This article is HOGWASH!
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6:40 pm
You are a pervert.
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2:03 pm
I still don’t get if these commenters don’t get that this site is satirical. Please tell me people aren’t this stupid…
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9:45 am
Sorry but this list is so full of inaccuracies that this is just scaremongering. I half expected to learn that SOS was not, as I had previously thought, the internationally recognised distress signal but in fact stood for Spit Or Swallow?
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10:42 am
Ok – got to this page from a link and now realise this is satirical site so damn do I feel stupid now…..
Touché chriswire…..touché.
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11:35 am
I see my son saying brb all the time. I will surely give him a proper beating.
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2:10 pm
it means be right back idiot.
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12:48 pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHHA THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.
I have sex all the time, i’m 15, I haven’t been speared by god and any parent who thinks ANY of the above is true, is a fucking idiot. honestly people. teenagers are smarter than that!
AND BRB MEANS BE RIGHT BACK DUMBASSES
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1:15 pm
None of this is true.
You’re all delusional.
God isn’t real.
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2:07 pm
Seriously It does not matter if you got this “info” for tons of sources, this is mostly wrong. all this Is is some douche trying to scare parents, have just a little trust in your child.
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2:11 pm
7|-|3r3 1$ |\|0 90D
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4:12 am
There totally is, Bro
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3:32 pm
Are you effing (yeah what’s that one mean?) kidding me? Where did you come up with this load of garbage? Try using a resource such as a real teenager, or someone under 30 next time…you can find one anywhere…they will give u a better clue than that which u have now. This is a prime example of someone who is so far OUT of the loop that they think they are…ZERO credibility….and the fact that you are defending it is sickening, I’m thinkin just an admission that u are a total idiot is completley called for in this situation
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4:03 pm
This shit has got to be a joke. Fuckin dumbass
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5:32 pm
My daddie knows I’m having sex, well with him and my brother willie. My daddie fists my brown sherif’s star and then licks the corn laden poo of his fist.
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5:44 pm
You eat a lot of corn, don’t you? Oh, and it’s not your sheriff’s star, it’s your balloon knot.
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6:26 pm
I love how brainwashed some of these people are… THE WORLD IS A HORRIBLE PLACE, don’t worry parents! You’ve done well! While that baby was cooking inside your whom it developed something very important!?!?! A BRAIN! Perhaps if take off the kitten gloves, and actually let your child think for a moment… They won’t end up sexting some fat old man pictures of their tits, because they might have some inclination not to talk to the dirty old man in the business suit at the mall.
But hey, I mean when you’re barely scrapping by, and a dude with a Ferrari walks up to you, wouldn’t you jump on that S**T too?
In conclusion your children probably think you’re as F**King stupid as I do, and will do the above just to spite you.
Thank you,
The Voice Of Reason.
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7:14 pm
I love it when new people find this site
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7:27 pm
He forgot these!
– I want to have homogay, butt-sex with you in a bush.
LOL – Lusting Over Lesbians
LMAO – Lick my a**hole
ROTF – Ready To Fornicate
My source: The word of The Lord, our Saviour, the baby JC!
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11:25 pm
Crystal Methadone? Don’t you mean crystal methamphetamine???
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10:19 am
Don’t be so bossy. It really turns me off.
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6:44 am
To The Parents Looking for Guidance on this Website: The world being what it is today, parents should be concerned and alarmed at all of the information available to their children. But in your well intentioned attempts at understanding your children by following advise from fear inciting idiots such as S. Billings can only harm your kids and cause your children to drift further away – due to your inability to understand them as this man’s interperations of these “internet sex slangs” are so incorrect and stupid, you children will consider anything coming from you as complete crap. Want to understand and help your kids? TALK TO THEM.
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9:58 am
Sigh. What happened to simple 1st base, 2nd base, etc. Even honorable Senator Santorum agrees with me that, given the new meaning for his name, enough is enough.
I will pray for you.
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6:43 pm
Haha. Satire at it’s best
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11:20 pm
Lmao, lol, tbag, im an alien , blarg.
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3:06 am
This list is 8====D – - -
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3:48 am
This is hilarious 8====D – - -
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5:13 am
Please view comments of idiotenlightener and consider whether anyone is this casually bigoted before writing anything righteous here – you angry fools are hilarious.
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8:40 pm
Here is a legitimate internet slang that refers to masturbate: fap
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5:17 pm
“BDSM – Bondage Dungeon Sadomasochism”
HAHAHA! XD No! Bondage and Discipline (B&D), Dominance and Submission (D&S), Sadism and Masochism (S&M). BDSM.
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12:09 am
BDSM Means Bondage and Discipline (BD) Dominance and Submission (DS) and Sadism and Masochism (SM)
In other words, you need to DO REAL RESEARCH, just like every other person on this site does.
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1:37 am
i luv the kyoya icon
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1:19 am
Any women care for some BDSM? I don’t mind 212 with a BOB. ILF so very much.
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1:20 am
ILFD
damn I screwed that one up
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