• Parent’s Guide to Common Teen Internet Sex Slang

    May 21, 2011 10:06 pm 99 comments

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    Here is a list of terms that young people regularly use on cellphones, Facebook and other chat groups. Please be warned, this dictionary contains graphic terminology. See Christwire’s article, “Is My Child Having Sex?” for a complete guide to this issue.

    %-} – Intoxicated

    :-)8 – Female offering oral sex to a male

    : -* – Male offering oral sex to a female

    212 – Sodomy

    303 – Mom

    44UM – Foresome

    415 – Homosexual

    8 – Oral Sex

    9 or CD9 – Code 9, i.e. parents are around

    420 – Marijuana

    4C – 4Chan, a pornography -swapping site

    4SKN – Latino

    53X – Group Sex

    A3 – Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime

    ASL – Age/Sex/Location?

    ASN – Asian

    ANSLX – Anal Sex

    AX – Atheist

    BBW – Big, Beautiful Woman

    BDSM – Bondage Dungeon Sadomasochism

    BFW – Black for White

    BOB – Dildo

    BRB – Bareback (sex without a condom)

    CIP – [Put Your] Cellphone In Panties

    CU46 – See You For Sex

    CULKN – Home Alone

    DL – Down Low (an African -American looking for homosexual sex)

    DUM – Do You Masturbate?

    GEN – Generous, i.e. someone who pays for sex

    GNOC – Get Naked On Cam

    HWP – Height/Weight Proportionate

    FB* – High School Football Star

    FWB – Friends With Benefits (casual sex)

    H4T – Hot For Teacher

    HHST – Horny High School Teacher

    ILF/MD – I Love Female/Male Dominance

    J/O – Jerking Off

    J4BJ – Jock Needs a Blow Job

    JSM – Jewish Straight Male

    KPC – Keeping Parents Clueless

    LMIRL – Let’s Meet In Real Life

    LRJO – Locker Room Masturbation

    MAX – Masturbating Atheist

    MJ – Michael Jackson or Male Jailbait (underage male homosexual)

    MOS – Mom Over Shoulder

    M$G – Massage from a homosexual prostitute

    MWM – Married White Male

    NSA – No Strings Attached (sex)

    PBJ – Power Bottoming Jew

    PNP – Party & Play (gay drug and sex orgy)

    RJN – Rim Job Now

    $ – Prostitute

    S4HW – Sex for Homework

    SorG – Straight or Gay

    SKI – Cocaine

    SRVC – Serviceman (military man)

    TINA – Crystal Methadone

    T4D – Twink for Daddy

    VGL – Very Good Looking

    VMπ – Vampire

    WS – Water Sports (urine)

    XTC – Ecstasy (street drug)

    XXL – Well Endowed Male

    XXTIAN – Ex-Christian

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