“Power Bottoming,” The Most Disturbing New Trend in American Homosexuality

Stephenson Billings
• ChristWire
May 10, 2011 2:59 pm801 comments

As Christians, the horrors of homosexuality remind us of our humanity and the great demands that God asks of us. We must remember that one day we will sit before the judgment seat and our worst acts will be brought to the fore. We will also be asked to account for our fellow man, our brothers and our fathers, our sons and our fellow Americans. One recalls that moment when God asked Cain about Abel, and Cain’s fateful reply, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” Now more than ever we need to be the best brothers’ keepers we can be.

Within this perplexing set of spiritual responsibilities, it is vital that we fight vigilantly against the worst humanitarian disasters surrounding us. To do this, we need to educate ourselves. Sometimes this is difficult. Sometimes this is a realm only for the strong and mature. As we here today take a step into an offensive and demeaning corner of homosexual activity, I can earnestly say that now is one of those moments.

Sodomy. It is a vile word. God justly describes it as in an “abomination” worthy of destruction in both Genesis and Ezekiel. Medically, human sodomy is defined as penetration of the human anus by a foreign object. For homosexuals, this means one male inserts his erect phallus between the buttocks of another male and inserts it quite deeply. He will then proceed to pull his member almost all the way out before violently poking it back in again. This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain. Pharmacy products and even saliva can be used to lubricate the robust activity, although many gays prefer to go without for that “rough and nasty” feeling.

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Within the homosexual element, there is a group called the “power bottomers.” The power bottomer is not just an expert at sodomy; he is singularly dedicated to this sexual assault and will entertain no other. Simply put, it is the only way he will achieve ejaculatory gratification. Recently, power bottoming has moved out of the shadows from a perverse psychological dilemma to a full-blown cultural trend with shamelessly vocal adherents. These types of sodomites delight in their lack of carnal dimensionality and spend much of their free time seeking out a mate who can balance their “queer” equation.

The homosexual will exhibit himself in three basic positions for power bottoming:

• Standing against a wall with one’s exposed buttocks swaying out. This is most often employed in public restrooms and gym showers.

• Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards. Convenient for abandoned warehouses and private sadomasochistic “dungeons.”

• Lying on one’s back with hind legs in the air. Most often occurring in a domestic setting (such as the bedroom), this posture allows for the deepest form of homosexual penetration.

In urban homosexual vernacular, the male penetrator may be a “total top” or “100% top.” “Versatile,” another expression in this lexicon of filth, is gay code for a man who pretends to be a well-endowed penetrator in public, but readily begs to be the recipient of sodomy in the bedroom or alleyway. Any hint that a potential partner is a “versatile” will scare off a power bottom on the hunt, and he will move deeper into the bushes of a public park or on to the urinals at the local disco to seek his prey.

Although leaders of the homosexual community would be loath to admit it, the gay male penetrator top is quite elusive. Attempting to classify him by clothing/body/character types is next to impossible. Because of his rarity, the phrase “power top” has no credibility in gay slang.

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Experts have noted that the power bottom has changed the traditional submissive/dominant dynamic of the homosexual copulation ritual. In this new environment, the bottom takes on the role of the aggressor/hunter, prowling leather bars and anonymous wesbites for a most vigorous backside invasion possible. The top penetrator is submissive in this delicate game, letting the “bossy bottom” purchase him expensive cocktails and pay carfare. They may wear specially colored scarves and exhibit chest hair to communicate what role they intend to play in this disgusting, fast-paced action. Most often, the bottom can be identified by his bearded face, sarcastic flippancy and very tight slacks (to show off the buoyancy of his buttocks).

The power bottom is unrepentant about his effeminate behavior, eschewing any discussion of the immorality of anal violation. This is not to say this type is quiet. Indeed, most are overly loquacious during a physical encounter, cooing then demanding, snarling and then shouting. One clinician has likened it to bearing witness to a veritable convention of Tourette’s sufferers, a shower of relentless profanity and human fluids that sickens as well as fascinates.

Over time, the power bottom will come to be defined by his rectum. His anus will become a sort of personal occultic shrine, a thing he cares for constantly, pampering it with talc, deep cleaning its pipes and even whitening its ruddiness through medical procedures (see my report on anal bleaching). He will spend night and day thinking of the reproductive organs of his past and future conquests, memorizing girth and length, curvature and angularity, foreskin and stamina. He will view illicit pornographic films and linger in public toilets. As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs. And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex.

When broken down by race, ethnobiologists have found that the vast majority of power bottoms are Caucasian or light-skinned Latins. Whether because of hereditary endowment or social stigma, many blacks prefer the role of penetrator. Few studies have been done on the significance of anal sex among Asian homosexual males, though anecdotal evidence suggests it is quite rare. This is surprising, given the fact that Asian heterosexual females engage in sodomistic intercourse far more often than their white female counterparts. This statistical anomaly could be explained by the fact that a growing number of white male/Asian female couples exist and that they have been introduced to the act of anal intimacy through atheism and transsexual pornography. The number of white males who are sodomizing Asian females may also account for the large number of white males being sodomized in male-on-male encounters, for there is a strong overlap of white males who date Asian females and white males who pursue homosexual acts. Indeed, ethnographers have not yet classified the white male who is characterized by this dualistic nature– appearing publicly with Asian women and privately being anally raped by groups of Latin or black males. Experience has shown, however, that this growing subset of the American population may pose moral and societal risks for future generations and it is vital that today’s Christians take note of this outrageous trend.

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801 Comments

  • Tyson Bowers III

    Even after your long vacation spreading charity across the world, you still have it!

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    • charity was not what he was spreading

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      • Let’s get some facts clarified. “bottomer’ is not a word. The term ‘bottom’ is a position and can be described as a sexual role. Sodomy can be committed by anyone. Couples, singles, married alike. “Versatile” means that you can top or bottom and enjoy them equally. Ethnic men have proven to be more inclined to bottom, including Asians and Latinos, widely speaking from my geographical demography. But I’m sure that there are more bottoms than tops across all ethnic spectrums. The reason: Men have prostates, and sexual intercourse stimulates the prostate, which makes it pleasurable. And lastly, your interpretation of the Bible does not weigh more than mine or anyone else’s. The reason why so many people call you Crazy Christians is because of your fundamentalist and oppressive methods of exemplifying your faith. I know tons of gay and lesbian people whom are devoted Christians that mindfully exercise moral cultivation and compassion for one another. How YOU divide and chastise an entire population of people is cruel and does not help anyone, but hurt and offend many. This article will only show how small your mind and your heart is and I seriously pray that one day you will release the religious prejudices that bind you to hate and negativity and live life for yourself and to build a content life for the people around you.

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        • Aren’t you the least bit ashamed to be such a vocal expert on the subject of one man cramming his phallus into an excrement-filled hole?

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          • Aren’t you the least bit ashamed to be such a vocal expert on it yourself? You condemn it, yet seem to have a deep, intimate knowledge.

            If you were raped at any point in your life, it probably was an unimaginable pain, but there are places you can go, people you can talk to about it. Whoever sodomized you is a very bad person, but that doesn’t mean all gay people are. There are rapist of every race, creed, and orientation. There is no need to take out your pain on an entire group of people.

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          • I would definitely say that you, Mr. Billings, are an expert on the matter. All that knowledge of homosexual sex patterns and the “three basic” exhibition positions for “power bottomers”. I’d say you’re the one who should be ashamed of your sexist, and if I do say my self, racist views of homosexual acts. Not to mention the depth at which you write would consider that you, yourself, had entered in such acts, and patrolled said “bathrooms”, “alleyways”, and “dungeons”. I agree with Vesper you need to start living your life for yourself and come out of the closet. Not to mention I would like the parents of those kids you “entertain” to read this article and see what a deviant you are yourself. Your twisted views are offensive and ignorant and you are nothing but a closeted monster waiting for prey. Have a blessed, double life Mr. Billings.

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          • Brucehopper

            Never be ashamed of indulging in pleasure, unless of course you’ve been brainwashed by the Church, or you’re religious fanatic, you’re being in denial, you’re being judgemental and hating others in the name of Jesus. (maybe even attacking and killing them)
            A penis of someone who knows how to anal fuck is an amazing feeling and preparation with a douche cleans before penetration. The guy who stated above that it hurts obviously got fucked by the wrong guy. I suggest he finds someone gentler so he can indulge in this beautiful gift given to us by GOD
            Remember, there is no I in LOVE (or in ejaculation)

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          • After reading your article it seems you would like people to regard you as an authority or “expert” on the subject of one man cramming his phallus into an excrement-filled hole. Are YOU ashamed of this? How did you find all this information out anyway, were you hanging around gay clubs instead of being with your family? How did your family feel about this? I will pray for you so that you won’t be tempted to spend so much time around these vile creatures any longer. They’ve obviously cast their spell on you and are taking over your life. STAY STRONG BROTHER. Prayers for you tonight.

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          • Molly, I’m bit offended that you would accuse me of being anally raped. Where do you get your information? For the record, I have never been raped. It saddens me that you people have such foul minds. I can’t believe you have something like that hiding in your imagination. I mean, really. That is just a terrible thing to say. I think it would be appropriate for you to respond to me, and if you feel up to it, make an apology.

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          • Stephenson's Man

            Stephenson, come home–my phallus misses your bossy, excrement-filled hole. You can sway in it in the alleyway behind our love nest.

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          • ‘Human sodomy is defined as penetration of the human anus by a foreign object’. This is great! All fundamentalist needing some sort of rectal examination won’t be with us that long because they would have to refuse treatment or commit mortal sin. Thank god for prostate cancer.
            I hear god takes just as much offense to people who eat shell fish or covet married movie stars.

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          • I love anal
            i
            it feels so good
            so tight
            I’ve never had a problem with excriment
            Hey, bro Don’t knock it till ya tried it.
            And don’t you eat ass?
            Yummy
            Quit being such a lame fuckin buzzkill.
            Billings is a total closeted gay CREEP
            His opinions are so archaic but they are also hilarious
            The falling of the old guard……
            Praise Satan
            I love Jesus

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          • Actually, I was thinking the same about you. There is an uncomfortably prurient feel about what you have written.

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          • Stephenson is an idiot! God said, ” judge those lest you be judged yourself” AND ” for those who believe in me shall not persih but have eternal life” and there are more things in the bible speaking out about the corrupt sense of thinking by heterosexuals than there are homosexuals. so how dare you judge and slander gays just because your speaking out about what you THINK is correct. i am a homosexual christian and nobody is ever going to take my faith and love in god from me just because i am a homosexual. guess what. we were born this way =]

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          • “I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom, Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine. –2 Timothy 4:1-2.

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          • How do you know so many details on this subject matter? Is it something you did research on? It just amazes me how focused you idiots are on these subjects and matters. If these type of things bother you so much why do you put so much emphasis on it?

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          • Whats the difference between inserting my phallus into an excrement filled hole and inserting it into a dirty old piss hole??

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          • eddie stevenson

            Ludicrous…Im not allowed to judge you, but apparently you have no such qualms.
            You need a blow job,. I hope whatever that thing is you are married to will acquiesce. Dont blog when you are completely ignorant on the topic.

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          • For the sake of young men everywhere, I certainly wish these fashions were back in style.

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          • you are the advanced pervert here, sir.
            the bible says, huh? what about that bothersom little passage that talks about “what god has joined, let no man put…….?”
            does that count at all?
            didnt think so.
            you brand of homophobia is unusually disgusting. and why on earth wld you be so, so interested in this aspect of gay sexuality?
            in my view, william shakespear really said it all when he asked “Doeth the lady protest too much?”
            Now get out of my life slimebucket.

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          • Stephenson this article is hilarious! I thought it was a joke at first the way you go into such detail about gay sex life almost as if you’ve part-taken in on it… *hint hint*

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          • I assume you are looking into a mirror when you say that?

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          • BURN IN HELL YOU DEMON CUNT !!!

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          • Stephenson, your obsession with intimate man-on-man sex is evident in this article and your replies. And so is your need to project your own deep fears about your sexuality onto other gay men. Someone who is deeply secure in their own sexuality would not write this dribble. Will you be going the way of the other vocal Christian homophobes, where we read about them caught with a rent boy?

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          • Proud to be gay

            Actually Mr Stephenson Billings I think you should questions yourself that you know so much detail on this topic, how to do it, how to sway your butt, how to protrude it and where to pick up. Makes me think you have taken it up the butt before. Your hypocritical type makes me sick.

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          • well you should be ashamed of yourself Mr. Billings you’re the one askin for it, and btw how have you soooo much info on this subject, a lot of my friends are gay and I hang out with them all the time and I don’t even know all this. You’re the vocal expert here and its clearly obvious!!

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          • Mr. Billings, you seem to be quite the expert… hmmmmm, what does that say about you???

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          • For a straight man
            You seem to know quite a lot from the gay comunitie and sexual preferences
            I think the quiker you get out of the closet the better for you
            Get a life
            Life it’s to short

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          • This is my opinion is another person who is simply crying out for attention. With as many horrific things happening in society such as murder, bullying and other things you choose to do so much research,on might I add false information and details. Last I checked as a practicing Christian myself it’s not the role for Christians to tell someone to have shame. So you should re think what your priorities are in your relationship with God…. If you want attention do something positive that does not send out a message of negative energy. There are plenty others in the word which need immediate care you can attend to. Oh how about Cancer care??? That’s important medical care. Trust doing that you can get more accomplished.

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          • Daniel English

            Aren’t you the least bit ashamed for defaming an entire cross section of people? The only thing that is apparent is your own latent curiosity with homosexuality. If you want to address homosexual sexuality then you may wish to do so in more academic terms. Instead the only thing you proved is that your own sexuality should be called into question. The images and topic in general is disgraceful. God created homosexuals just like everyone else. The only difference being that they tend to be more tolerant due to being a minority and persecuted. Why don’t you do the world a favor and stop vilifying entire groups of people? How do you feel when people bash Christians? Because rightfully what you are doing is a disgrace to the embodiment of Christian love.

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    • Yeah he still has “it” alright- there’s no cure for STDs, remember?

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      • That’s really not appropriate.

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        • I definitely got a boner. You should write erotica.

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          • Periwinkle Journal

            I love this. It’s soooo funny! You really nailed the whole ‘holier than thou’ casting aspersions on homosexuals-thing. Ha! But, It’s a bit too absurd to be effective as parody… I mean, no one can really be as ignorant as you claim to be about spirituality, religion and human rights, and you are so clearly INTO the perversions you are describing in GRAPHIC DETAIL. Maybe pull it back, or develop the ‘angry Christian character’ a bit more to veil your intent. Either way, PLEASE submit some of your wonderful queer post-modernist erotica to me for our Queer Art Journal. I think this is hilarious, and super hot.

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          • At the very least, I pray that you may have to come to see that this is a huge problem and that maybe you’re suffering from this emotional turmoil. Letting a man enter your anus is not just grotesque and excrutiating, it goes against everything the Bible teaches us. Could you honestly face your family and friends with any sense of decency after having been sodomized by some dark, hairy man in the back of a gym shower?

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          • Well From the last comment , he either loves dark,hairy men in showers at the gym or he is a racist. I say both :)

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          • Stephenson how do you know that anal penetration is excrutiating? Only those who experience pain can speak about it.

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        • A Godless Sodomite

          Stephenson,

          I have to tell you, that I don’t believe that the ultimighty creator of all that is actually cares about where you or I put our pee pees. It just doesn’t make sense. Your article has the meaning of the word Sodomite incorrect, so you are in a sense, spreading disinformation. I’m sure it makes you a decent living, fanning the fires of hatred, much like Reverend Phelps, Jesse Jackson, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

          Think of it this way, when you get to meet your maker, would you rather be Matthew Shepard or the Reverend Phelps?

          Honestly, to assume that we would know or could know what would happen to either of their soles is disgusting, disturbing and at the very least, incorrect.

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          • I think this article is supposed to be satirical, Sodomite. Not to be taken seriously. I mean, come on,

            ‎”As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs”

            Really?

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          • Are you honesty proud of yourself being such an expert at perversion?

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          • This saddens me deeply. What is with this “gym shower” nonsense. It only shows how skewed your perception of gay sex is. Sex can be an intimate exchange no matter what genders are involved. If you’ve ever had loving, intimate sex before, then it is possible for you to understand that gay sex can be that way too- Not some dark fantasy.

            That book you live your life by only gets in the way. This security blanket people use to avoid accepting what is unknown only causes war, pain, guilt, obligation. That book was not written by your perceived God. It was written by flawed men. You know man makes mistakes, sins. The bible might be the worse human mistake of all. God is good. You I’m afraid are heavily misguided though. I will prey for you.

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        • Tell me Stephenson, what did Jesus say our job as His followers is? To judge, or to love unconditionally as He did and does? Please don’t misrepresent our God or His children any longer.

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          • I follow the Bible Nathan which tells us to spread the Word of God. And your understanding of that passage from Matthew is limited at best. We must talk openly and freely about our faith. You should be ashamed of yourself trying to limit my free speech like that. This is how you liberals are, when someone says something you don’t like you want to shut him down. Disgusting. Look yourself in the mirror my friend. I will pray that you find redemption.

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          • The Comedian

            “You kids are impeding on my freedom of speech!”

            Says the old bastard who would force everyone into his way of life, regardless of how they feel, and how he’s guilty of impeding those same rights on other people.

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        • Yosefine Tinkelman

          wow! after reading your article i’m still not sure how to effectively be a power bottom. since you did describe it in graphic detail the next step is to provide a demonstration. if you fly out to the bay area i can set up a date for you with a hot top! get this, he’s actually not afro-american but a light skinned, half white latino! let’s do this soon please! i’m itching to learn how to power bottom from a true master!search%3Fq%3Dgay%2Bjesus%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D702%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=476&vpy=116&dur=4245&hovh=233&hovw=216&tx=118&ty=109&page=1&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0

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          • Please don’t discriminate against my faith. I believe many Christians have been helped by this news article. You should reconsider your lifestyle and the dangers it poses to children.

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          • You only help Christians who are just as psychotic as you Stevie. Only an idiot would believe what you wrote to be the ‘truth’.

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          • The Comedian

            The hell? How’d my name change?

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          • I think the parents of the children you “entertain” should know the dangers you pose to said children. You are a deviant in every sense of the word. And a closeted, ignorant, moronic deviant at that.

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        • Chad Sawyer (yeah, I'm listing my full name)

          How many gay people will God create before you realize we’re here on his/her behalf?

          We are approaching 7 Billion people on Planet Earth. From figures from each census (taken every 10 years), about 1 in 10 people are Homosexual. That’s 700,000,000 across the globe, 350,000,000 Gay couples.

          Get over yourself, you are self indulgent hateful people that feel so entitled that you believe that only people like you should even exist.

          You feel so entitled that you take on the ability to judge on behalf of the God you worship. Who gave you that power? I seem to recall, “Judge not, lest you be judged”. And by your hateful judging, it’s doubtful you’re living a holy life. You are no better than what you fictitiously describe.

          I am a gay man. I’ve been in a Monagomous relationship for 18 years. We are a family. He gets home, I make dinner, we watch the local then national news, he’s got to get up early so he goes to bed. I watch some cartoons on the cartoon network, then go upstairs and sleep. This is the Gay Agenda, to love, to live and to be without hate spewing delusional f#cktards like you, that are way to fixated on what I do in bed (not too much after 18 years, I’m sure you can ‘relate’) and not for the good of the community, not the good of the people or not the good of the planet.

          You pretend to be Gods yourself, entitling yourselves the ability to Judge. You don’t pratice what you preach. You know NOTHING, you REFUSE TO HEAR, you REFUSE TO ASK, you REFUSE TO LOVE. Plain and simple EVIL.

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          • THE INTERNET, IT IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

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          • Dear Sars Buns, please have your caps lock key inspected, it may be defective.

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          • I coundnt have said it any better KUDOS to you!!!!!!

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          • Barney Trubble

            Your statistics are woeful. 700 million gaysexuals does not equal 350 million gaysexual couples. Gays do not automatically pair off: they prefer to mate in chains or clusters. Have you never been to San Francisco?

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          • This is the life I would want for myself when I grow up… And yes, I am a 16 year-old openly gay Christian. I lector at my church every Sunday, and even the people who know that I am gay tell me that I do a great job.

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        • I’ve had many phallus’ in my anus, but I must say that “going quite deep” really depends on the man with the phallus! I mean theres a big difference in being tickled or tortured! I must say to describe it quite well! Maybe as if you have experienced the ole phallus in the anus yourself? If you haven’t you really should! It’s quite nice!

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        • Just curious

          I’m wondering why you keep talking about liberals in your comments? This is supposed to be about anal sex. Homosexuality and anal sex are also not the same thing, not sure if you know that? And why must it be “in the back of a gym shower” or “in an alley”? I mean, I know people have sex in strange places but in an alley?? Crazy, but I think anal sex CAN in fact happen in a bed in a non violent, not strange way.

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        • What you dont take into account is that you put your views on everyone else. you neglect to see that a true journalist finds the facts first then uses commentary to support his/her findings. yet the only thing you use is the bible,(dont get me wrong im a christian, my uncle’s a minister, i know my bible back and for) yet faith books do not show proof, they show your beliefs. last time i checked, a belief was not concrete evidence nor was it concrete Enough in order to support a strong thesis. like i was saying you neglect to recognize that you are still judging and saying its morally wrong throughout this commentary, yet you then put up a verse that says only god can judge….crickets please….thats your cue to feel awkward seeing as you have judged someone.now again with this morally right and wrong thing….by your belief you believe that murdering is a sin, lying is a sin, cheating is a sin, adultering is a sin, fornication is a sin, yet you have done at least one of these. gods says that sin is sin …a lier is no better than a thief, and a thief, is no better than a murderer. he says ” for all fall short of the glory” meaning everyone, your sins stink just as bad as mine does, but because i have god, i have been forgiven for them….thank you for reading and have a blessed day:) may god bless you and keep you.

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        • VERY HOT!!!
          CIGARETTE ANYONE?

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      • This man knows nothing of what he is talking about..let me tell you…when two Gays call a third a “power bottom” it is usually not meant as a compliment that’s for starters…number 2 where does he get and do his research? Lies….all blatant and twisted lies! I thought LYING was a SIN to so-called Christians…

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        • exactly! I laughed my ass of reading this. This guy is a joke! This guy is writing from imagination and over inflated stereotypes probably from his own fantasies!

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        • Oh yeah! Power bottom can be a great compliment amongst us, deluded Homosexuals. Believe the myth! We are all twisted! and we use crystal meth to enhance our predatory instincts!!! Oh God, this is too funny.

          You forgot to mention these tendencies are all drug fueled! Huge part of the pathology, btw…

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      • Malcolm Goodwin

        Dear Friend, as a trainee member of clergy, and a microbiologist, I wish you would be much more guarded and accurate in your thow away comments. I have to council so many christians who have contracted STD’s because of bad health messages being sent through Christian congregations. Not all STD’s are incurable…and urgent same day treatments are available for most including HIV. Do not spread bad messages as some of you christian kin will suffer an illness because you gave them a bad message. If you can’t say it right – then shut up and don’t say anything.

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    • Ummmm......really?

      Still has what? Ignorance and herpes?

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    • Tyson Bowers IV

      I like turtles!

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    • This man sure is interested and seems to know, or thinks he knows about homosexuality and sex. I think he is just ignorant and spiritually sick. Just wait till he has to face his hatred and unkind behavior on judgment day.

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    • Cornelius Thurgood

      I agree: HOT debate. I’m totally turned on right now.

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    • Chad Sawyer (yeah, I'm listing my full name)

      p.s. I’ve forwarded this onto Al Pacino’s contacts. I’m sure he’ll love to sue the ‘HELL’ out of you for preaching this hate and showing his picture as an example.

      I also found this on the lunacy article about Sweat Sodomy and Radical Socialism. I’m forwarding this and from every story I’ve found his picture on. I hope you lose everything you possess.

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      • Shame on you. The Bill of Rights protects my Freedom of Speech. You liberals really want a dictatorship not a democracy, am I right? Your real colors come out when you’re pressed against the wall. How sad.

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        • There’s a difference between speech and hate speech Stevie, and hate speech is NOT under the Freedom of Speech you will wave around the moment you get pissy that people are telling you to shut the fuck up. You can say things that people disagree with, but you can’t say shit that will start a damn war.

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        • You’re an idiot if you think he’s suppressing your freedom of speech by disagreeing with you.

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          • The Comedian

            Stevie thinks anyone who disagrees with him is suppressing his rights and is an agent of Satan.

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        • Freedom of Speech isn’t absolute.

          Like it’s illegal to yell “Fire!” in a crowded rectum. Or something like that.

          You know that straight people have anal sex, right? And that sodomy also includes oral sex? Dear god, you’ve never gotten a blow job, have you? Do you still get them? Or given oral sex to a woman?

          And what’s this bit about “hind legs in the air”? Do you think gay men have “fore legs”? Quite the Freudian slip.

          Face it. You’re a pig. One of those pigs who has a priori decided you hate something, and then set out to backfill (pun intended) to support your decision.

          Free speech, right?

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        • James Wright

          He’s correct. I’m gay and don’t find this hate speech. It’s an attempt to explain something he understands to be wrong.

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        • Ah the beauty of free speech: bigots like you are free to advertise how conceited, delusional and hateful you are, and society is richer for that knowledge. Please, tout your vitriolic prejudice; proclaim from the church-tops how fundamentally out of touch you are with mainstream values. Go on, preach your bizarre ideology to your ever diminishing choir, and watch the ranks of your opposition grow. Thank you.

          But I have one problem, you forgot to mention my personal favourite, fisting! Well half-favourite I suppose… Favourite would have to be double-fisting, so fulfilling…

          But

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        • OK Mr. Stephenson Billings, you by far, are one of the most horrible people and christians I have ever heard an opinion from. No, seriously. Your heart must have died years ago, for you to have such hatred for people you know nothing of. Your methods for educating ANYONE on this subject matter are proposterous. If you weren’t ‘raped’ or have not in any way participated in any of these ‘homosexual’ acts (which they definately are not limited to ‘gay men’) then describing the act as ‘painful’ is merely you just stealing someone elses opinion. Do you always teach based on other peoples experience? Here’s another thing: you keep mentioning that God wants you to ‘spread his word’, but you are being descriminate of which of His words you choose to spread. Spread the whole Word. God preaches love to all, he does not descriminate- God IS LOVE, and so far, all you are is HATRED. You are a bubbling pot of frustrations, and you are trying to find all your answers by addressing what you belive to be issues that other people have, when in fact you have officially proven how rediculous your thoughts are. It is said that you should ‘take the plank out of your own eye before you point out the splinter in your brothers.” You should read all parts of the Bible and consider all of it to be worthy of teaching- and allow people to make their own decisions, not what you have decided for them. God gave people intelligence so they can decide for themselves- not for others. You have a troubled way of looking at the world, and of people based off of sexual acts. If you think that God would base his JUDGEMENTS for people by what they do sexually in their own consent, then you have insulted Gods intelligence and befouled his word- God is so much more in-debth than that. He considers all aspects of all people, of all walks of life. Black, white, asain, hispanic- ALL RACES, and all sexualities. It’s a shame you have limited God’s existence to being nothing more than an entity that punishes. God rewards so many people, gay or straight or bisexual or transgender. What anyone puts up their butt is their own concern, and deserves nothing more than a slight ‘raise of the eyebrow’ of curiousity. If you haven’t tried it, don’t knock it. One mans pain is another mans pleasure!

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      • Barney Trubble

        Wow great move Chad Sawyer. So now you’ve outed Al Pacino to his family and friends. Well done – that’s really helping your limp-wristed cause. Forwarding documentary footage of gaysexual activities to Pacino’s unsuspecting acquaintances does more for the Christian right than a thousand Hail Mary’s and How’s Your Fathers.

        Such self-sabotage. A phrase you would find hard to pronounce with a voice that sounds like a gas leak.

        P.S. Chad Sawyer, if my name also sounded like a Fusion cuisine entree I wouldn’t list it…

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    • I just finished masturbating reading this.
      Nice details!!! Honestly. You seem to know a lot about the all gay sex experience. How ‘s that? Search for some gay porn? You seem very aware of the dubious gay life style. Got something in the closet you would like to share with the rest of us?

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    • Standing against a wall with one’s exposed buttocks swaying out?

      “Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards.” Don’t forget… the sick twisted rythmic beat of the drum and the fallsetto tones of a disco diva belting out a song about S&M. SSS & MM SSS & MM.

      You must have a better porn subscription than I do. Or you travel in better destinations, because in 46 yrs as a Gay Christian Man I’ve never encountered anyone who I would describe in this manner…In an abandoned warehouse or anywhere for that matter.

      God forgive your soul.

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    • Why are you so fascinated in what gay people are doing in their personal lives? Some of your information is so off the mark, it sounds like you’ve got a cult of your own going. Why does what gay people do with their bodies and anuses such a fascination to you? I personally don’t care what you do in yours. And as for this power bottom thing, this is not a NEW thing and neither is pedophilia in the church or lebianism in the nunnery.

      Let me remind you of 2 things.. 1) there are approximately 300 abominations of heterosexuality in the bible, compared to 2) about 7 regarding homosexuality.. hmmm!!..

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  • The Comedian

    Oh god you’re back. Stevie, we don’t want to hear about your sexual misadventures with your boyfriend.

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  • oh, to be that power bottom’s rectum. pampered with talc, pipes buffed to gleaming perfection, plied with drinks and whatnot…

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Stephenson, your words are inspired, sparkling refreshment for a parched spirit.

    Our women’s club uses the Serpico movie to teach young people how the gay lifestyle is one based on lies and deceit. We all agree that your article is a more focused approach.

    Praise be and warm welcome back, you dear man.
    BB

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    • Does it teach them where the power bottoms put their forelegs, too?

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      • Bendy Bottom

        We powerbottoms sometimes put our ankles behind our ears!

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    • Um… You mean the Al Pacino film ‘Cruising’? Which is the still above. Oof. you people. no clue.

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    • OMG really Blanche…. the gay lifestyle is one based on lies and deceit? As a heterosexual female I can tell you that I have been cheated on, lied to, abused and deceived by boyfriends in the past. It has absolutely nothing to do with sexual orientation, it is a person’s attitude that makes them who they are and how they treat people.

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      • You have a point, but this article is about homosexuals. Your square peg doesn’t fit into that round hole. Christians are very dedicated to promoting fidelity in the marriage.

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        • “Square peg”… “round hole”? You definitely sound like an expert on “pegs” and “holes”!

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        • “Round hole” eh? Well well, seems like this WHOLE article (get it? hole and whole) is focused on things being able or not being able to fit in round holes. Just an observation.

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        • To sum you up in a word, you are a “Crank”. You have far too much time on your hands if you are writing this. Go and look at something more interesting. Why target something which you personally think is wrong? You have an opinion which you are entitled to, but don’t sit there and think you are right. Nobody knows who is right or wrong. Get a life.

          Oh and I got bored of this less than half way through. Just so you know, a lot of women love it up the arse too, so is that wrong!?

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        • You are one of the most ignorant person I have ever read something on. No really.

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        • Gayness Personified

          I had sex with a Youth Pastor in the Baptismal after-hours .. it was quite hot and he was all about promoting his square peg into my round hole.!. Mmmm .. that’s makes me hot just thinking about it.

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        • As far as I know it’s a round peg going into a round hole, and it must fit if this trend is continuing… ;)

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        • JANE DOE OFCOURSE

          i bet i can get my square peg to fit in your round asshole. (:

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        • HA! I grew up in the “Christian” community…in fact a very conservative, non-denominational/evangelical community and I can tell you that though they “are very dedicated to promoting fidelity in the marriage.” That doesn’t mean that they practice what they preach! They are some of the most deceitful, conniving and promiscuous people I will ever know. They just try to hide it and keep it between them and “God”, because if it does ever come to light, they will be shown the same love and respect that the Christian community shows gays…none.

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        • Homofriendly

          He has clearly thought about this subject very deeply… and graphically. You know I have to commend this guy; it must have been tough writing this whole article with one hand!;)

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          • Thank you. I believe this article stands on its merit and is very well researched. I appreciate your support.

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          • And Stevie reveals that, once again, he can’t read. Or rather, he reads the first sentence and thinks he knows what people are talking about.

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        • Really Stephenson? That must be why my husband of 20 years cheated on me with the Sunday school teacher in our church? Christians who believe they have no sin in their lives make me sick! No where in the bible does it say that we are responsible for your brothers. Jesus spoke of not casting the first stone! And unconditional love! Judge not that you be not judged.
          I am a Christian and I find the twisting of scripture in this article repulsive. I am also a heterosexual who has lived with a man who had a sexual perversion. Let’s leave the bedroom to the bedroom and worry about important issues facing our world today.

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          • Linda, I am sorry to hear that you have been touched by the gay. I can only hope that you continue to maintain the proper life style choice under the radiant blessing of our Lord Christ.

            Be careful that you don’t consume television, music, or novels that might have gay content, because once exposed to the homo-gay agenda, you are always vunerable for life.

            I can understand how angry being homo’ed would make any woman. God Bless you in your journey!

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          • Don’t get hysterical! I never said Christians were perfect. in fact, we are all sinners and that’s why we need to read from the Bible and interact with men of faith. We need those reminders to stay on the right path because temptation surrounds us. I am sorry to hear about your problems and I pray you find happiness. Life is too short.

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          • Stevie, you are hellbent in thinking that not only are YOU perfect, but that Jesus died for the sins of everyone ELSE, and that YOU somehow know what’s best for everyone else, regardless of the fact that you’re using an outdated book and that you’ve proven time and time again that you don’t understand anything at all.

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          • Ummm…Linda? I think Icey just called you a lesbian. Apparently he doesn’t know the difference between hetero- and homo-sexual. You were touched by “the gay”? Huh. I didn’t read anything in your post about you having “relations” with another woman. Oh, maybe he “assumed” that the Sunday school teacher was a man. No, that can’t be right. Only a woman would be reduced to such a tedious job. ;)

            (Need to read a little closer and not so much “into” posts, there Icey.

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        • This is possibly the most ignorant article I’ve ever read. WORSE, its dripping with ill concealed hate. Christian, ha! The even bigger offense are the ones praising this shame to human kindness. BB in particular is clearly one without a real mind or critical thinking. “Based on lies and deceit,” really? The ENTIRE gay lifestyle. For one who obviously is not part of it, she can sure make a thorough analysis, huh? All from a movie. A movie! You’ll sure be surprised when your hate is weighted on YOUR judgement day. Take this as one trying to save you from damnation.

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        • Anuses aren’t round. And penises aren’t squared off.

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        • Bendy Bottom

          Promotion and Action are two different things, dear Stevie. Please see Mr. Baker, Mr. Tagard, and Mr. Sanford, Mr. Duvall, Mr. Lee. Shall I go on?

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      • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

        Bernadette,

        What a lovely name. You obviously have not seen the Serpico movie, which illustrates the lies and deceit in one gay man’s life.

        While you are welcome to post your alternative views, it is always good policy to know what you are writing about before you hit “submit”.

        Thanks for your kind reply,
        Kind regards,
        BB

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        • Has-seen-a-film-in-the-last-thirty-or-so-years

          Serpico?

          Seriously?

          All the arguments in the world to choose from, and you go with Serpico?

          I’d be disappointed if I was able to stop laughing. Ah well. Back to committing vile acts of sin, like making love to partners, enjoying life, not hating other people, etcetera etcetera…

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          • LMAO! Bernadette! Your comment back to Blanche in my opinion is the best on here so far. I would love to shake your hand and call you my friend. You made me laugh so hard I woke my husband from a dead sleep and I had to explain to him why I was laughing uncontrolably. I too live a life in sin with my husband, enjoying life not hating people and loving myself for who I truly am. Have a great day because you sure made mine!

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        • Blanche, you don’t realize the irony of course, but your initials also stand for barebacking, which is sex without a condom. Ask your husband about it. He and I had it in a public restroom while you were at Bible study last night.

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        • Blanche,

          You are truly sad and disturbed. You cannot truthfully illustrate the nature of anyone’s life based on any fictional film.

          In reference to aforementioned “good policy”, I would say that is something you may want to consider when obtaining your facts, dear.

          Kind Regards,
          BM

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          • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

            While I hadn’t realized when I made the comment above, it seems that the Gays find this Serpico Cruising movie very offensive. Offensive the same way underwear garments are offensive to Mormons.

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        • Stephenson's Man

          Blanche darling,

          I could not agree with you more: one certainly must know what she is writing about before hitting ‘submit’. Just like you did when you submitted this post on homosexuality. Why, I had no idea, you big ol’ Les ;D

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        • Does this mean all straight people act the same according to Jerry Springer ??

          Or how about the show Cheaters ?
          Because if it’s on the television or in a book it must be correct ? I mean all you all do is cheat and sleep with your friends partners ?

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    • another man

      Dear BB, do you realise “BB” stands for “Bareback” which is the type sexual activity engaged in by some homosexual men. i think you should reconsider your name.

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      • Actually BB is bareback, and its when you dont use condoms, it is not just for gay sex, but for all sex that involves placing a penis into someone sans condom.

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      • Yes, you really should change your initials, BB. I certainly don’t want my sexual practices associated with anyone named “Blanche.”

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        • There is a gay bar named Blanche near me, does that count?

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    • It is so great that you are teaching your fellow man about homosexuality the same way that the church taught us the world is flat. your information about homosexuals is wrong, deceiptful, and used to casue fer and anger to the world.

      I hope one day you will be properly enlightened to the truth that is out there, and not mimick the words of ones who are wrong.

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      • “Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God.” –1 Corinthians 6:9–10.

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        • The Comedian

          Random bible quotes, when common sense and intelligence are lacking.

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        • You Faux-Christians who are so smitten with the non-Christian Old Testament (but, of course, only the condemnations and abominations that pertain to others, never yourselves) and the rantings of the neurotic Paul and Augustine (both sex-obsessed woman haters) never seem to pay much attention to what the person who so-called ‘Christianity’ takes it name from – Jesus Christ. HE said nothing against gay people, but he condemned the rich and religious hypocrites soundly. Funny how people like you and your ilk never seem to call these people to repentance or condemn them, isn’t it? Yet, Jesus never said anything against gays but you hateful perverters of his Word spend inordinate amounts of time spreading hate and lies about them. Why are you so obsessed with homosexual sex? You have far more in common with Islam in this regard. It’s interesting that you don’t switch to a religion whose inventor actually said hateful things about gay people instead of trying to pretend to be a follower of One who did NOT. Who do you really believe in? Paul, Moses, Mohammed or Jesus? Your chosen quotes give you away. What dissonance you must have to endure.

          BTW, if you’d actually ever read the Bible you’d know that the sin of Sodom was ‘inhospitality to the angels of the Lord’. You fundamentalists’ interpretation is right out of the Qur’an. More reason for you to convert to Islam where your views actually belong.

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    • Dearest Blanche,

      What are your ideals on mixed fibre fabrics? I am in the most terrible quandry. After sacrificing at the alter for my sin of bleeding, I now want to wear a pretty and comfortable garment for a night of celebration. You understand, I’m sure… well, its either sacrifice or wearing a bell and shouting “unclean” everytime you bleed, right?

      My spirit is parched. Please, fill me up with something sparkling!

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    • Are you kidding me? Seriously… 1)use the serpico movie to teach young people how the gay lifestyle is based on lies… That’s insane. It’s no less based on lies than heterosexuals who cheat, divorce multiple times in their life, swindle the poor, or use Jesus as a way to get more money, more power and to oppress others in order to make themselves feel superior.
      If you are against lies Blanche, the how about not telling the story of Christ’s birth. It’s based on the myth of Osiris from Egyption Mythology… VERBATIM. Osiris was called “Lord of Lords”, “King of Kings”, “God of Gods”, “Resurrection and the Life”, “Good Shepherd”, “Eternity and Everlastingness”, and the god who “made men and women to be “born again”
      His birth was announced by Three Wise Men: the three stars Mintaka, Anilam, and Alnitak in the belt of Orion… Had a star in the east, Sirius, that signified his birth… Had a Eucharist ceremony of sorts, in which his flesh was eaten in the form of communion cakes of wheat… taught much of the same material as Jesus; many teachings are identically the same, word for word… was killed and later resurrected, providing hope to all that they may do likewise and become eternal.

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    • Blanche you do realize christwire is a satyrical website that actually makes fun of christians right?

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    • you are an idiot. parched spirit? probably more like a parched pu**y – and really – who has the time to be hating an already hated group?

      aren’t our schools (faling) and our children (failing) more important than targeting energy @ gay people? mind you, there is a pretty good shot that one of your kids or one of your dearest friends is gay.

      daily, people are beaten up and sometimes killed in the good Lord’s name because of websites like this and people like you.

      ask matthew shepard (or his father) how he would feel about your hate-ridden comment. i have nothing but compassion for you, and hope you soon find something better to do with your time.

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      • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

        Ashley,

        I think you bring up some interesting points about our failing educational system. I addressed the comment to Stephenson, yet your name is Ashley. Reading and understanding are fundamental to success, as is prayer and a faith driven life plan.

        I don’t know anyone you name in your reply and have a difficult time correlating a website or any Christian with the violence you mention.

        Maybe you need to deeply consider why you are angry with my comment addressed to Stephenson.

        Kind regards,
        BB

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        • Matthew Wayne Shepard (December 1, 1976 – October 12, 1998) was a student at the University of Wyoming who was tortured and murdered near Laramie, Wyoming, in October 1998. He was attacked on the night of October 6–7, and died at Poudre Valley Hospital in Fort Collins, Colorado, on October 12 from severe head injuries.

          During the trial, witnesses stated that Shepard was targeted because of his sexual orientation. Shepard’s murder brought national and international attention to the contention of hate crime legislation at the state and federal levels

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        • FTL (feed the lions)

          Blanche Beecham is actually a straight man with a penis, he likes to pretend to be a woman online. Christians have been making their wealth off of lies for 2000 years. Lying is their job. You can’t expect someone to quit their job, especially when it pays so well and requires zero effort and zero intelligence. Christians fight to have intelligence stripped from education. This should demonstrate what we are up against. A agenda of greed based on lies and stupidity. FTL (FEED THE LIONS)

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          • Norman Beecham

            I take offense to that. Blanche is my wife, and although she comes home every night dripping the semen of ten different men I still love her. Please retract your statement.

            p.s. As much as I love my wife her swinging lifestyle has left me with nobody to do me with a strap-on. I’m interested in starting a relationship with another man who can satisfy my needs without the need for toys. I’m still waiting for an answer from Bruce Danus.

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    • Crazy fucking cunt. Praise be go fuck yourself. Get a fucking life and it’s preposterous to think that you actually believe or base your information on a movie. Further more, you show a “gay lifestyle” movie to your deciples and then read an article about power bottoming, that describes how it’s done. If the Christians want to homosexuals, just ask, we’ll be happy to break you in. Then you may have an idea what it’s like to scream….”Jesus Christ, fuck me harder, I’m Cumming!” you perverts are more wrong than you make the homosexuals out to be.

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    • so being gay is wrong but brainwashing children to hate others isn’t. your womens club sounds messed up. why don’t you wait till they are adults and then ask them their opinion?
      hate is not the answer.
      this article is clearly someone merely explaining there own dislike of the behaviours they happen to have. i am gay but i dont go around bending over in allyways or public toilets. stephenson seems to know all about that.
      how bout you teach the children ethics so they dont lie and sneak around behind peoples backs.

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    • Really? You use an ancient , manufactured piece of imagination to “educate”? Were the writers of this movie homosexual? Really? You allow other people,s imaginations as the stuff of your brains with out real thought and facts from those who are actually in the know?
      No wonder this country is messed up.

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    • Really? You use an ancient , manufactured piece of imagination to “educate”? Were the writers of this movie homosexual? Really? You allow other people,s imaginations as the stuff of your brains with out real thought and facts from those who are actually in the know?
      No wonder this country is messed up.

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    • Jixxie Synn

      And there’s pure honesty in heterosexual partnerships? There are days were I wish such “hardcore christians” were aborted before they disgraced the world.

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    • Cinnamon-Stick

      Blanche Beecham’s Lesbian Mothers’ Association should concentrate on why they haven’t been approached by their partners for so long rather than worrying about why other people are getting it out there, especially when they try and twist their children’s little heads with stuff they know nothing about! All the good work women have done over the centuries to stop discrimination against them and you’re starting it yourselves… A piece of advice: end your sordid little club and concentrate on being happy in your own lives.

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    • GET A GRIP GRETA!!

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    • Your Woman’s Club rubs one off to what?

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  • Billings is back! I started a rumor that you were dead.

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    • You’re a sinful sinner and if you continue like this you will burn in hell before the month is up.

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      • I thought only judge on whether you’re going to hell or not?

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      • That’s cool.

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      • Ooooh, “sinful sinner” huh? Repetition and redundancy?! Shit’s going down now- the followers are bringing out the big guns!

        Wait, I forgot you Billings fans are morons, so allow me to enlighten you: The above paragraph was sarcasm. You’ve just been insulted. Better now?

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        • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

          You need not be filthy-dirty in your replies.

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          • Apologies, I didn’t mean to be “filthy-dirty.”

            Allow me to rephrase my previous comment: “Major doo-doo will shortly abound!”

            Better?

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          • Blanch, Were you in the Palmolive commercials in the 50′s ?

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        • internet=serious business

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      • Is that your real name? It is hilarious sounds like Tyrannosaurus.. and you have the brain of a dinosaur too

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      • Lurlene Tyrran (or tyrant?) Shores?
        Are you insane? Like, honeslty. (for the love of Christ) or to just, well, humor yourself, go back and re-read what you just posted: “You’re a sinful sinner and if you continue like this you will burn in hell before the month is up.”
        Why are you so angry? Why is whatever you’re writing about hurt you so much. Are you, PERSONALLY being physically or emotionally hurt? Why? …ask yourself: WHY? why so much hate (i.e “sinful sinner.) why do you write so much hate. and, personally i must add, if the person you’re responding, let’s so for just humorous cercumstances, say well yeah maybe he/she WILL go hell. If that happens (which I gaurentee you will absolutely NOT happen…, if anyone’s gonna go to hell, you’ll be the “sinful snner” preaching hate & shame who fall follow their path. but even then, i’m being hateful, SO i really, THEN, don’t take it personally. (and w/ that said I have to shower so i can go out for a delicious sushi dinner & then of to the Boston Pops at their opening night at Symphony Hell, ooh- I meant Hall.
        Ta Ta…. (don’t let is fester, then you’ll start to be sinning yourself…, and it’s a horrible feeling to be a sinner, right???)

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  • “We will also be asked to account for our fellow man, our brothers and our fathers, our sons and our fellow Americans. One recalls that moment when God asked Cain about Abel, and Cain’s fateful reply, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” Now more than ever we need to be the best brothers’ keepers we can be.”

    You completely omitted women from that.

    “it is vital that we fight vigilantly against the worst humanitarian disasters surrounding us.”

    Remind me again what homosexuality has to do with humanitarian disasters?

    “Sodomy. It is a vile word. God justly describes it as in an “abomination” worthy of destruction in both Genesis and Ezekiel.”

    So Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed twice? Doesn’t that just go to show that the writers of the bible were running out of ideas?

    “This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain.”

    You’ve had a penis or an object of equal size up your ass? Ooh, give us all the details.

    “he is singularly dedicated to this sexual assault”

    Consensual anal sex is not assault.

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    • Tyson Bowers III

      I told you I called him to come put you back in your corner.

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      • Yeah, except he’s never put me in a corner. I asked you for proof of that claim and you took the easy way out by saying “my site, my rules”. Pussy.

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        • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

          More devil speak from an unbelieving sinner.

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          • Explain how what I said is “devil speak”.

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          • Adam Nelson Sucks Cock

            fuck off

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          • “devil speak”? Go back to the dark ages

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          • Gayness Personified

            Devil Speak .. hmmmm, is that similar to Valley Girl? or more like speaking in Tongues .. :>o

            And honey I can speak some Tongue .. let me tell you.

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      • Do you people live in Bizzaro world?

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        • Christian Intellectual

          NO, we live in Christendom.

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          • That’s just South of Tweedledom(sp) I believe.

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          • I have met many who are from Christendom. what is sad is that many, if not all, do not follow the path of Jesus.

            it is not enough to believe in Jesus, but we must follow the path that Jesus has lead before us. only then, can we truely be Christians

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          • NO. YOU live in AMERICA.

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          • Gayness Personified

            Wait a minute ..!

            Christ is DOMINATE TOP?!.

            Wow, I was taught he was a Power Bottom or possibly Bi – he supposedly had that thing with Mary Madelene on the side .. but his usual was orgies with the fellows.

            Wow – you learn something everyday.

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus

      Mr. Billings has been a great mentor for me since age 7 when my homogay father forced me into a life of male fecal fisting prostitution. He found me walking on one of the known homogay “prostitution tracks”, which I am sure he was cruising down only to find lost souls such as mine. He took me into his home and mentored me, filling me with the Holy Spirit and the love of Christ. I am ashamed that many of you on here are calling this great Man of God names like pedophile and homogay. God will judge you soon enough.

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      • Homogay? haha. He should of taught you proper English. Actually, the only thing that comes up on Google when you search it is, Urban dictionary and a porn site. Also, it just sounds weird, where he found you. I’m betting it wasn’t lost souls, but whatever, at least you are doing fine now believing in superstitious shit.

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      • Gotta love Power

        What elese did he fill you with?

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      • Gotta love Power

        What else did he fill you with?

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      • Bruce, I am sorry to hear about the torment that your father put you through. I assure you, it is not the way most of un homogays (homosexuals) live.

        There are far more cases of men prostituting thier daughters at a young age, and there is the sexual abuse in the church.

        I condone none of these acts. I just wish to shed some light on you

        I am glad to hear you found some peace following Jesus.

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      • Bruce Danus? Or bruised anus? Either way, this is hella funny.

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      • That father of yours is just a bad person. It has nothing to do with the fact that he is “homogay”…make sure that you understand that. Regardless of sexual orientation, anyone making you do that is WRONG.

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      • The trolling here is impressive… most impressive.

        Bruce Danus
        (Bruised Anus)

        Good one.

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    • Hello Claire, it’s suprising to see you haven’t matured one bit since my vacation. Of course I didn’t include females in that paragraph you refer to, the focus of this piece IS homosexual sodomy!

      Sodom and Gommorah weren’t destroyed twice, but there are two famous references to its destruction because of its abominations in the Bible. Any Christian will understand what I mean. Well God bless little buddy,

      Stephenson

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      • The Comedian

        You do realize that Sodom and Gommorah weren’t destroyed because they had homosexuals, and it was because they had terrible people who raped and pillaged and murdered, right? Of course not, that would mean that you actually read the bible instead of just listening to other hate-talk.

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      • “it’s suprising to see you haven’t matured one bit since my vacation.”

        I think I’m more mature than you are, considering how you can’t even spell surprising.

        “Well God bless little buddy”

        So you’ve reverted from calling women “little lady” to “little buddy”? Okay then…
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        • Has-seen-a-film-in-the-last-thirty-or-so-years

          I still have a massive crush on the Skipper.

          I’m going to dream about him now. Thanks, Claire!

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        • Claire, you inspired me with this photo to write about the Skipper. Thank you so much for the tip!

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          • The Comedian

            “EVERTHING IS RELALTED TO TEH GAEYZ!”

            Oh the rantings of a crazed, old, demented man-child.

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      • Tyson Bowers III

        Don’t let the beast bother you. She has been on a rant ever since she realized her school was just another overpriced trade school. Her school offers a B.S. in fashion design.

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        • “She has been on a rant ever since she realized her school was just another overpriced trade school.”

          I go to a legitimate college, dipshit.

          “Her school offers a B.S. in fashion design.”

          Yes, it does. Do I like it? No. The fashion majors are stuck up assholes who are mean to our dogs.

          That being said, it’s no reason to judge my school. Just because it’s a school that prepares kids for *gasp!* actual careers instead of awarding us with useless degrees that we’ll never use in the future doesn’t make it a bad school.

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          • So tell me Boners, what exactly is so laughable about these areas of study:

            -Veterinary Technology
            -American Studies
            -Forensic Science
            -Biology
            -Child Development
            -English
            -Human Services
            -Liberal Studies
            -Psychology
            -Business Administration
            -Hospitality Management
            -Equine Management
            -Dental Hygiene
            -Master of Science in Management
            -Funeral Service
            -Funeral Home Management
            -Bereavement Studies

            In fact, I recall you earlier making fun of the funeral home management area of study. According to the website: “…the New England Institute (NEI) at Mount Ida College is arguably the most prestigious institution in the world for the study of death and dying.”

            But then again, why I am surprised? After all, you’re the kind of asshole who spits on garbage men and other people who do the sorts of dirty jobs that nobody wants to do but that keep society functioning.

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          • Tyson Bowers III

            They are NOT accredited! I gave you an example and other readers gave you an example of how those credits wouldn’t transfer to ANY real university. If you even took a math class at your “school” it is not credit worthy.

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          • Cassidy Pen Neoconstipated

            Any school that would accept homogay beastigals isn’t worth sending our godfearing youth. Please repent and save the souls of all.

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        • You are a disgusting abomination to any faith. You spread hate, which every human being knows to be the biggest fault or “sin” humanity breeds.

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      • Wow there are really some strange confused naive people in the US. No wonder the ENTIRE WORLD laughs at you lot.

        Clearly you did not enjoy your experience as a bottom on your vacation, it does get better, trust me.

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      • So Heterosexual sodomy is okay but not Homosexual sodomy? How else are we supposed to get our kicks other that blowjobs?

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        • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

          You should be getting your kicks from prayer groups and worship, not from vile acts.

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          • Would “war” be considered a “vile act”?

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          • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

            Only if it’s against True Believers.

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          • The only thing I got from a church group was judgment. So I left. I get quite more kicks out of taking it up the ass, or pounding a good tight hole, than I ever did at church. :)

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          • Gayness Personified

            O don’t be silly ..

            It is only vile if you don’t douche first.!.

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          • Reverend I think that’s the problem with pious ones like yourselves. The “Kicks” you get in prayer groups and worship is just another drug. And why do people turn to drugs? Often to mask deep-seated self loathing. Show me a Fred Phelps and I’ll show you a man who probably touches the youngest females in his own family. When “Christians” turn to judgment and hatred it’s often just deflection of their own sinful lusts and longings. Keep pointing the finger of blame… you know, that nasty filthy finger of yours.

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          • Jixxie Synn

            I’ll stick to getting my kicks from premarital sex and hanging out with my “from the devil” gay friends. :)

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        • Jamie you’re really dumb. Not all gay men do anal. The smart ones don’t do anal.

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      • Homosexual sodomy isn’t just for gay men. Lesbians can have anal sex too. Trust me. We don’t need biological penises to penetrate another lady’s anus. Then again, religion ignoring >50% of the population isn’t exactly news.

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        • I always thought that “Sodomy” didn’t just include genital to anal contact. According to Dictionary.com it is

          1. Oral or Anal intercourse with someone of the same sex

          2. Sex with someone of the same sex

          3. Bestiality

          So if we are gonna get down on the gays for being “Sodomites” then we also need to involve all the good christians who beg their wives to “just let me put the head in”, or “suck on it till I cum, but I won’t make you swallow”. It’s ridiculous that this term has been attached to one group of people when the vast majority of all heterosexual house holds participate in it.

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          • I messed that up, number “1″ should be “Anal or Oral intercourse with some one of the OPPOSITE sex” sorry guys

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        • Barney Trubble

          @ Maggie “Homosexual sodomy isn’t just for gay men. Lesbians can have anal sex too. Trust me. We don’t need biological penises to penetrate another lady’s anus. Then again, religion ignoring >50% of the population isn’t exactly news.”

          How utterly distasteful, the lengths and girths that you will go to just to subvert the norms of sexuality. It makes me sick to my stomach to think of some woman with short hair duct-taping a washing-up brush to her crotch and navigating it into the posterior of another woman wearing comfortable shoes. However, it does tally with what we were told in Bible class about lesbians having larger bottoms than normal people.

          Incidentally, lesbians are hardly more than 50% of the population!!! If that was the case the planet would be overrun with cats and wickerware…and it ent.

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      • Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because of their violations against the laws of hospitality, not homosexuality. Your interpretation of the bible is quite different than most.

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      • Holier than thou

        This was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Thanks so much for writing it. I do have a couple of questions; what, exactly, are “glutinous maximums” and what did you use to clean the drool off your keyboard after writing this little fantasy of yours?

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    • Well said Claire!!!!

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    • another man

      i find it interesting on this question (sexuality) that the members of the American church are very comfortable quoting the old test, well, now that 1 Corth 13 is seen in terms of temple prostitution (i.e. not consensual homosexual sex), i suppose you have to go somewhere for the authority that is so lacking in the New Test. But please if you are going to put this much importance on these pieces be consistent with the others too..how about the bits banning pork, or allowing the selling of your daughter into slavery/ Also you deny that Jesus came and fulfilled the law (old test)… do you deny Jesus? or are you just hell bent on special privileges for Christians over the rest of the world. I think at judgement day God might have a something to say to you about the use of his texts and your lack of love. now i’m looking forward to your piece of gluttony and greed… but we’re americans we can’t have a problem with that… quick defect to sex, again…

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    • why are you “quoting” the bible? what are you own words. what is your evidence to support hate? the Bible? …, and it/the bible-was written by particularly dominent white/caucation men in power, using woman and children as slaves and, etc. this is ignorant educational value. you quote and qoute? what are YOUR words.

      i gotta’ go. i can’t let myself be dragged into such silly debate. god, just live a little, walk outside and lose yourself some, enjoy life. enjoy the sunshine on your face and nature. every fall leaves turn brown and fall, flowers dies. and 6 or 7 months later all that dead nature blooms- the same thing- just, well think of that, that speaks for itself, right? (rises from the dead?? …hmm.) Enjoy your debate!

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      • people in those areas where middle eastern. Hebrews… not white.. do u not know anything about history? also Jesus wasn’t white ether

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  • Ilene Dover

    Is this a warning or an instruction manual?

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    • Billings should write gay porn. I think he’d be really good.

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      • Stephenson will never have the need to enter your line of business, Claire.

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        • The veterinary field? Well I certainly hope not.

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          • Has-seen-a-film-in-the-last-thirty-or-so-years

            Claire,

            I don’t know you, but let me just say…

            I think I’m developing a big fat gay man crush on you.

            Please continue to trounce these nutjobs.

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      • I agree… I got a chub just reading that whole stepwise approach to anal trespassing. Bravo! And only in porn do you refer to a penis as a “member”.

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      • Holier than thou

        This wasn’t gay porn?

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    • I love you Ilene. Ohh the hilarity. You two Claire. He he.

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    • Tibirius Kirk

      You know… I didn’t even know how to solicit sex in public spaces before this article. Also, I’ve been doing this in the confines of my own bedroom with my monogamous partner and I didn’t even know I have been doing this all wrong!

      Thanks for telling us how to do it right Stephenson!

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  • Did billings get more gay when he was away I didn’t know that was possible.

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  • Dear Stephenson,

    You are an unenlightened and confused moron. It’s people such as yourself, close-minded religious pigs with too much conviction in all the wrong places, that make me weep for humanity. I pray your eyes will be opened and that you will see the error of your propaganda and homophobic beliefs. May God, Allah, Brahma, and the Buddha have mercy on your clouded soul.

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  • Reverend Dan

    Firstly may I take this opportunity to welcome you back Brother Stephenson. It’s good to see you refreshed after your sabbatical- time spent in isolation with your thoughts is rarely time wasted and it is clear that you have had some serious issues weighing heavily on your mind.

    Secondly congratulations on an in-depth and informative piece of journalism. I had never heard of this particular threat to our children before and am glad you brought it to our attention. It’s remarkable what people can get up to when they don’t think they have the Lord to answer to- you certainly seem to probe areas that I wouldn’t personally want to examine too closely and I am glad that you make the arduous sacrifice to research this sort of material on our behalf. It is only right that we Christians should be vigilant in protecting our families from the gay threat but we should also be looking out for our fellow man and praying for their salvation in the hope that they might rediscover their faith and return to the path of righteousness. Well done for keeping up the good work and I hope this is only the first of many.

    Welcome back.

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    • wHOLeYmindedChristian

      I think got just as turned on by it as he did writing it.

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    • theonlysaneone

      Journalism? You need actual research and facts to call it that.

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    • Its laughable what you people do in your free time. Fighting the gays? While you fight for your prescribed beliefs we fight for the right to live our lives. You will never win on our territory.

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    • if he was in isolation, how could he have learned about homosexual acts and thier ramifications. in his isolation, he intensified a subject that he had no experience on. unless, that is, he actually tried homosexual acts, liked it then felt guilty afterwards and condemned it.

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    • Reverend Dan, your funny in a world where Priests rape little boys, you are saying that Homosexuality is evil? your saying that gay men are harming children… clearly you are wrong when ‘religon’ and ‘men of god’ are causing the most pain and suffering to children.. gay men like other men, they don’t target families they don’t target values they merely want to live…

      You sit there and go “It is only right that we Christians should be vigilant in protecting our families from the gay threat but we should also be looking out for our fellow man and praying for their salvation in the hope that they might rediscover their faith and return to the path of righteousness.” how about you police your own house and get rid of the monsters in power before commenting on those that you consider morally wrong..

      you sit there are you preach about your god, but gay men don’t kill, don’t pillage, don’t rape little boys unlike some ‘men of god’ gay men are not the evil in the world, but men like you who spread your intolerant bullshit that is causing harm to society.

      I love how you feel you can ignore parts of the bible, in order to justify your screwed up moral sense of right and wrong… people who usually protest are only protesting to hide from their own moral and ethical lies..

      Bob

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    • He PROBES areas you wouldn’t want to EXAMINE? Are you sure? Your subconscious would seem to disagree.

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  • Reverend Putty

    The Good Lord bestowed upon us our buttocks for a heightened pew sitting experience, not to serve as a pin cushion of perversion!

    PTL!

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  • Just as painful/destructive if you’re female & married.

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    • LOL. There is so much that is funny about the comments here. A: Whites are not the only gays in the world. Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Muslims, Australians and pretty much EVERY RACE AND ETHNIC group have homos. Second–No greater threat to our nation than the gay bottom? That is currently my new facebook status and it will stay that way forever. Thank you for the laughs!

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  • Mr. Billings, I have to say that I find this article particularly disturbing. I can’t get the picture out of my mind of the young white men of this great country actually enjoying the penetration of their sacred no no areas.

    There is no greater threat to our country than the gay bottom.

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    • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

      There is a greater threat than the gay bottom, Brother Van Winkle, and it’s the gay ding-dong.. the very weapon that inflicts gayism upon unsuspecting heterosexual bottoms and infecting them with the disease of homosexuality.

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      • Oh no! Not the ding-dong!

        Really? I’d be utterly depressed for you and your obvious lack of intelligence, but I’m laughing too hard!

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      • Ummmm......really?

        Heterosexual bottoms? What? Ding dongs and no no areas? Are u people real? Rev. Cluster- your pics looks very much like Allister Crowley. Makes sense.

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      • They have GAY Ding-Dongs? I have just been putting the chocolate ones in my mouth. I may have to switch brands. There is NO greater threat to America than the Chocolate DING DONG!

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      • Would those be the same ding-dongs that are statistically large in numbers that molest their little daughters and friends? They number exponentially higher than any gay pedophiles do!

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      • Gayness Personified

        My my Rev ..

        The gay ding-dong .. Mmmm how delightfully titillating.

        I’m touching my gay ding-dong right now and it is pointing to heaven!

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    • oh yes there is! like your racist way of thinking..

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    • Gayness Personified

      O Icy Van Winkie —

      Something tells me that you were fingering your ‘no-no area’ while reading and rereading this article .. that’s why you can’t get the thought of hot young white men off your mind. ;.)

      But be careful one handed typing can lead to accidents. :>o

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    • Big Phallus

      Hey Ice.. what are we in kindergarten? their “no no” areas?

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    • Gay bottoms are the greatest threat to our country? Really?

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    • Oh C’MON! Really??? The “Sacred No No Areas” and The “Gay Ding Dong” … you guys had me going for a minute …. this has got to be a joke! Good one guys, really funny shit!
      This whole thing is a joke right? I mean … RIGHT? C’MON… RIGHT?

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  • I think it’s funny as hell that some of you don’t seem to understand that this is a satirical website on par with the onion.
    LOL @ jebus freaks

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    • The Onion isn’t real or factual?!?! WHAT?! I had no idea! That’s how I get all the recent news though!

      (Just kidding! I’m well aware that it is indeed fictional.)

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  • laughing so hard i peed

    you know some graphic details of this perversion for not being gay yourself eh? I do not believe you can find this in any text book and i do not believe the gays have a pamphlet that you “found” in the church, so where did you get all your information? the bath house you duck into while no one is looking? you have made my day, i will be facebooking this for all my devious followers to learn the wrongs of homosexuals, cause they want to know what not to do and your overtly detailed account of the perversions running through your head are just what they need.

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    • This is nonsense. Does a journalist who writes about science need a degree in the subject? Does a historian need to “have been” there in order to write a credible history book? No.

      Stephenson Billings is a respected investigative journalist. If he writes about evils of homosexuality it’s because he has a foresight to address a subject of utmost importance to Christians. In fact, a subject so important that the Lord himself wrote about it in the Bible.

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      • Actually someone who writes about science DOES have to have knowledge about it, and no one is considered credible if they don’t have a degree in the field they write about. The same goes for historians- for an account to be totally, 100% accurate, the person has to have “been there,” as you put it. This is why historians learn from primary sources: pictures, journals, and the like taken or written by people who experienced certain events first hand and with their own eyes. Furthermore, Stephenson Billings is no such “respected investigative journalist.” That is an opinion, and an ill-founded one at that. By the way, I wouldn’t put it past Mr Billings to have “investigated” in more ways than one… Lastly, there are many, MANY subjects covered in the Bible. That doesn’t mean they should all be taken literally or that they’re all of the “utmost importance.” If that was the case, then we still wouldn’t be eating animals with cloven hooves or mixing or wools with our other clothing materials, nor would anyone be working on a Sunday. Your entire comment is false and reeks of ignorance.

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      • Respected. Investigative. Journalist. Hahahaha, now that’s funny.

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        • You think that’s bad, according to his facebook he’s “widely” respected. I asked him on several occasions in the past where his proof of that claim is (especially considering how if you do a google search of his name 99% of the results are people laughing at him) and each time he’s simply brushed the request off. He’s a lonely, pathetic old man.

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  • This trend must be stopped at all cost.

    I hear the Vatican is now “Benedicting” lubricating lotions to make it look as if it is Christian for men to participate in this false idol worship; one Catholic has even written a screed about it called The Solar Anus (http://linesoffracture.blogspot.com/2011/03/this-is-also-bataille.html).

    Beware of Catholics, only Evangelicals will behold the Kingdom of our Lord! Jesus Christ! In his name I pray, that he wipe the power bottoms out with his heavenly rod.

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    • Claire Supporter

      Hahahahaha really?! He can use his “heavenly rod” on me any day, but only in the manners described above ^_~

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      • ROTFL!

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus

        Naming yourself “Claire Supporter” makes me instantly realize you are working for the Devil, since Claire and myself are getting married. I would greatly appreciate if you changed your name to something like “Jesus Supporter” or “God Fan”. Please leave my future wife out of your horrible cyber dreams, as both myself and Claire will not think of you either. We will pray for you though, because God can heal your sickness.

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      • Thank you, Claire Supporter!

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      • That’s hot.

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    • Amen! Sodomize the bloody bastards! Make them use up all of their blessed lubes so that they cannot be sold to other sinners and prolong the anal trend! That’s using the ol’ Heavenly rod to wipe out some bottoms… ;)

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      • Used up? are you kidding, that’s what “spit & shove” is all about!! :D

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    • Gayness Personified

      Lurleen ..

      Honey I’m on my knees every night praying for my bottom to be wiped out with a heavenly rod.!.

      O, Jeezus Puhleez send me your heavenly Rod and fill me full!

      yes, lawrd YES.!.

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  • Christian Intellectual

    Mr Billings, Your objectivity, integrity and great journalistic ability to report only cold hard facts makes God very proud.

    The homogay lifestyle is disgusting and extremely dangerous but we need to learn from our enemies if we want to destroy them.

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    • God is not proud, and these are not cold hard facts.

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    • Homosexual Intifada

      Just hold on a minute, I basically don’t get much that this type of “called” christians use words such as “destroy the enemy” when the biggest and main example that Jesus left is to respect and turning the other cheek. Honestly, I think you may start a new religion and stop using God’s and Jesus’ name for your sick purposes…

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  • I got such a chub reading this

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    • Stephenson's Bathhouse Lover

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      Stephenson’s chub is nothing to laugh about. That thick 3″ of elderly man meat really makes my pucker drool. He may be rough with his member, but he’s tender with his loving.

      He did give me crabs though.

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  • This whole website is nothing but homophobic bullshit. like really? do honestly have nothing better to with your life? you just decide to sit there and gay bash? smh. pathetic. just pathetic.

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  • Like totally O!M!G! I Just loved that episode of Queer as FOlk, I cant believe you found a screen cap of it! Totally must have been trawling through your collection! It was so sad though, and you must absolutely agree, when Michael calls his weekend short with the doctor out in the country, because Brian gets his car smashed by Justin dad, SO. TOTALL. DEVO. But then you guys would know all about that, coz like Love begets love, kinda like how that totally hateful thing, you know, hate, how it begets it hate. You guys should grow up and get over your petty problems, that arent actually problems for anybody else, TOTALLY!

    Have a nice day
    An All-Loving (mature and intelligent), cocksucking, human being.
    xoxo

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  • I am a Christian, and I am proud to shout the praises of my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. I am also ashamed of so many of you, and I believe your hate will one day condem you.

    I am an openly gay Christian and I thank Him for making me gay. I am a Sunday School teacher, and my entire church is well aware that I am gay. I belive I have a calling within the gay community to heal the wound created by people such s yourselves. You know when I was 16, I talked a young man (who was 22) off a bridge, when he was half way across the country? He was set to jump because he did not believe that he could reconcile his faith and his sexuality. He is now not far off becoming a minister within his Church, and like me, is proud of the way God created him.

    I beg all of you to watch the film, “Prayers for Bobby”. It is about a mother, who has to come to terms with the fact that as a direct result of her religious convictions, her son killed himself. Yet she never lost her faith in God.

    Children are listening to yur words, and they are learning. Some will be learning to hate their fellow man, others will learn that the world hates them for something they cannot change. And I fear for the lives of those children.

    I am praying for you all. May God forgive you, for right now, I am struggling.

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    • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

      It is natural for unrepentant sinners to struggle, Suzie. But don’t worry, God will heal all psychological disorders and it is my sincere wish that you will be able to someday embrace the rest of humanity as a normal human being that was created in the image of God.

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      • Read what you wrote above, and take your own advice: “it is my sincere wish that you will be able to someday embrace the rest of humanity as a normal human being that was created in the image of God.” Need I say more…?

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    • Bless you. Stay strong.

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    • well said! amen to that

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    • Ummmm......really?

      Thank you for that Suzie. Beautifully written. Its sad to say that “Christians” like these people dont even care that hatred like this leads to suicides of beautiful gay youth with bright futures ahead of them.

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    • Hear hear Suzie as a fellow Gay Christian I agree totally with you. well said.

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    • lilly of france

      i love your tenacity here and faith confession i too am a minister of Gods love for all people in two churches one prayer group that i minister Gods healing touch in being a gay catholique. it is the joy of my life to see people healed deliverd and set free from ailments perplexity and pain thru the LOVE of Jesus Christ navagaition in the church has been quiet and just meaningfull being filled with the Holy spirit and some of the gifts of healing is my life and intercessory prayer spiritual warfare of fifteen years against the vile agenda of such as the writters of this article and the entire church against us for many years is now breaking due to strong and ferverent prayer to stop them in the spirit realm with thier homophobic lies and decit i think that the writter of this article and his beloved followers in thier great sin need to read books by sylvia pennington a straight born again minister try the book BUT LORD THEYRE GAY and learn some truths about the matter and GOD GAYS AND THE GOSPEL !! !would be a good way to start after close consideration of the truth in many versions of the scriptures comparisons they may find that they need to change thier tune and sick belief systems . i commmend you Suzie for your work and your life in testimony to the greatness of GODS love and his personal touch to lives and of cours to his beloved GAY CHILDREN as well!!!

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  • Oooooo this article ticked my insides like a raspy tongue. I think I will have to go out and find a public restroom and prepare for some unspeakable pain from a yummy leatherman…images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2AyVWSlfCv27NxORBUqE6ADojHAPw8BsLOHwaBhubsfQW7noo

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  • It is clearly obvious that this website is a safe haven for Christians to bash everything that is not them. You are all afraid of your own sexuality and your rectums. The only times you would ever come into contact with your rectum is to wipe it, if only quickly and briefly because it’s ‘disgusting and unnatural”.

    “This is surprising, given the fact that Asian heterosexual females engage in sodomistic intercourse far more often than their white female counterparts. This statistical anomaly could be explained by the fact that a growing number of white male/Asian female couples exist and that they have been introduced to the act of anal intimacy through atheism and transsexual pornography. The number of white males who are sodomizing Asian females may also account for the large number of white males being sodomized in male-on-male encounters, for there is a strong overlap of white males who date Asian females and white males who pursue homosexual acts. ”

    Or is it because Asian females are better than their White counterparts in life skills? I feel that the above quote is a bash at interracial couples, who, in my aspect, has a better chance at a life-long marriage. If you truly are a believer of God, then men and women can choose who they want to love regardless of faith, gender, and race.

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    • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

      How do you enforce a union between a God-fearing man and a devil-praising harlot? Answer me that. Some things simply cannot be left to personal “choice” without the guidance and signs from God.

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      • Here’s a sign, Rev: this comment is a sign, and it reads “You are wrong. You condemn those who mean you no harm simply because they’re different from yourself. You are to love your neighbors as yourself, be they gay, lesbian, animal, or alien! Where is your sense of acceptance and your ability to love?? Do you even know what “love” truly is? Or are you too deprived and angry at the world and those who inhabit it to open your clouded eyes? Get your glasses prescription checked, cause you’re reading and interpreting the Bible all wrong.”

        Clear enough for you?

        By the way, according to the Bible and you Christians, we are all sinners, and therefore all have a relationship with Satan. You are not a “God-fearing man” but rather a blind, hypocritical follower with no original or inspiring thoughts of your own. You have so much more in common with the “devil-praising harlot” than you are willing to realize. You’re both human for one thing, and you both have opinions. How does that make her a devil-worshiper? If someone questioned your explanation as to why we walk would you also call them a Satan-lover? Do you expect everyone to instantly swallow what you try to force feed them? If so, you’re further gone and more delusional than I initially thought. Also, we all have choices, and everything can and should be left up to “personal choice.” If we were meant to be puppets, then we’d have been born with strings and no minds to think for ourselves with. But no, we have brains, emotions, and feelings- these are tools we were and are given to help us make choices. That’s what life is!

        Pray to your God- maybe he will still forgive your ignorance. (Although if I was holding all the cards as you claim your God is, I would have burned yours before you had a chance to take your first breath, for every breath you take, dear Rev. Custard, you breathe in oxygen and life, but you exhale a toxic poison far worse than carbon-dioxide…)

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        • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

          And your point is?

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          • Christian Intellectual

            I think that he forgot to take his medication.

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          • Apparently it WASN’T clear enough…

            Allow me to simplify some more so a dimwit like yourself can comprehend- I mean, UNDERSTAND my point:

            YOU ARE WRONG AND SPREAD HATE AND LIES. THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF YOU’D NEVER BEEN BORN.

            I think that’s about as simple as I can make it.

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          • Falandrophandria

            The reverend is right, I will pray for you “humanity” may god have mercy on your soul which is so obviously saturated with the fire and dirt from hell.

            with love in mama mary,

            Falandrophandria

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  • Well I guess I’m screwed, I’m not gay, but I rather enjoy anal sex with female companions…though, sadly, the girlfriend usually refines it to birthdays and other special occasions. I know the bible kind-of says this is a no no (and yes, I’ve even read the earliest versions in Greek), but then it also says Abraham is the definition of faith since he when god commanded him to sacrifice his son in his name (such a demanding god that one) he slapped that little shit Isaac on the back of his horse and off he rode to kill him. Since I’m pretty sure that if I rolled in to my local church and told the preacher god told me to off my kid, he’d call the local police.

    I propose a deal! Since most of the gays you so revile end up fleeing your little backwater towns in the middle of the country and coming to major cites on the coast, where we generate the OVERWHELMING majority of the economic output of the country, while getting $.60-$.80 back for every federal tax dollar we give up and you often get as much as $3 back for every $1 in places like Kentucky, we could settle on a compromise. We keep doing all the work, making all the money and subsidizing you so that your communities dont all resemble trailer parks and you send us all your gays. In return all you have to do is shut the fuck up and mind your own business, tend to your own lives and families and keep your values out of our faces, since it doesn’t affect you anyway. The seems like MORE that a fair deal for you.

    And I know I know, I will be judged and soon be in hell. For “loving” people, you sure do like telling people they’re evil and wrong and love condemning them to hell. Your god sounds like a real dick.

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  • My God, it’s a miracle! The blind followers of Stephenson the Homophobe and moron extraordinaire have managed to damn me to Hell! I must be there now, for where else would I be that has so many un-evolved people congregating? It’s hell on Earth to read the comments people such as Lurlene Tyranna Shores (who’s angry because she’s never had sex of any kind; no surprise with such a bizarre name), Rev. Custer (anyone want to guess what HIS favorite lube is…?), and Tyson Bowers III (I’d bet he’s the submissive one, with a name like BOWers). You “Christians” need to re-read the Bible and get your facts straight, and please learn to accept others instead of spewing your so-stupid-I-feel-suicidal-just-from-reading-it articles. Just because you can’t understand something, and/or simply because someone things something to the contrary of what you so fervently believe, doesn’t mean the other person is incorrect! YOU ARE NOT ALL KNOWING! Obviously. If you were, you’d be off helping humanity instead of poisoning it with your hatred and selfish outlooks. God’s tears are shed for you; he weeps for his children who are lost such as yourselves. Buddha can no longer smile because you condemn the innocent due to the fact that you are mentally un-evolved and cannot view more than one side of an issue. Allah fasts in the desert to remove himself from your stupidity. Brahma tries to help you, but you recognize anything foreign as “evil,” so his good energy cannot get through your vanity.

    You people, people such as the author of this article, Stephenson, are a plague to everything decent left on this Earth and around it. You are the people God (if such a being exists) sent the flood to destroy in the time of Noah. It is you heathens who are still as simple minded as those who crucified Christ (again, if such an even occurred).

    I weep for you, lost souls.

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  • This article is a tongue-in-cheek / sarcastic / satirical /humorous piece, right? I mean, this can’t be serious.

    Jesus’ message is one of love and peace. Not hatred.

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  • Imelda Marcos

    Pray tell (pun intended), which empirical research studies back this self-hating, sex-obsessed pseudo-investigative journalist’s racist claim that Asian women are more predisposed to having anal intercourse? You’re a power joke, that’s what you are!

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  • You people are crazy

    WOW….you crazy right wing nut jobs are SO full of shit. It’s stunning.

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  • Christians would be funny if they weren’t so dangerously misguided.

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  • “They are NOT accredited!”

    Our vet tech program is accredited by the AVMA, why shouldn’t the others be accredited by their respective organizations? The New England Institute, for example, is accredited through the NCDE.

    And where’s your proof that they’re not accredited?

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  • Ummmm......really?

    Versatile means give and receive dumbass! I love everything Humanity wrote! Well put! This is the most ridiculous crock of “religious” horseshit I have read in awhile. U described powerbottoming as indescribable pain. Use poppers next time and bite a pillow, asshole!

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    • Stephenson's Bathhouse Lover

      Bottoming is awesome. No need for poppers or a pillow! Stephenson has always been a top. Try as I may, I can never get more than a few fingers in his ass.

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  • Only a true power bottom could describe what we do with such eloquence and “accuracy”. Congrats to you sir! And here’s to hoping you get YOUR fill today and everyday!

    God Bless!

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  • What’s the point of this article?
    Just describing how some gay men have sex (though HIGHLY innacurate).
    For someone that hates sodomy. You seem highly interested, lol.

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  • Newmoonluna

    I find it odd and disturbing that this ‘article’ is so graphic and detailed in a way that I
    am shocked that this so called christian can write in a manner of all ‘all knowing’! How
    In God’s Name would you know all if this crap without activley
    participating in these things you describe? Not very Christian-like in my opinion. This site is what’s partly contributing to the wrong in our society.

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  • This is so funny! I hope your kidding, “Hunt in the park” “Prey” ? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Like you said yourself, do some freaking research before you go around posting shit like this, this is crazy. I am homosexual myself and a powerbottom is just a person who likes to be done up the butt and take control. Very similar to a dominant female in a heterosexual relationship. I understand and respect if you don’t agree with a homosexual relationship or anything, but comeon, don’t go dramatizing it. It is bull.

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  • hypocritical

    Hmmm he seems to know an awful lot about all this

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  • Hi, i am a power bottom and it feels great.
    i believe that is upholds the christian view about divorce, i meet many married men in toilet blocks and back alleys and they usually thank me for doing what their wife cant, im not the monster you make us gays out to be, i usually tell them about all my diseases and if they still want to continue that is up to them. i have a very happy family life, i dearly love my 2 children and when family services permit i see them when i can, we are a very loving family and am glad that they dont remember what i did to them to have them taken off me.

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  • I have to point out that this web site is considered satire. That is, you should take it as a joke!

    Google “Christ Wire” and read the wikipedia entry on it.

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    • Christian Intellectual

      Propaganda and lies from Satan and the anti-Christian agenda.

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  • What a load of shit, Christians are hypocrites.

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    • Not all Of us are Richard as a Gay Christian I find this kind of hate equally depressing.

      How on earth did one person get so twisted and hateful When God’s First and most important Commandment is to Love?

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  • Now remember, there’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

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  • I am a power bottom and who cares????
    i dont understand why it has to be such an issue
    i prefer to be the submissive one and prefer dominate men

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    • Christian Intellectual

      Your body is a temple and God cares about what you do with it. Sodomy is a one way ticket straight to hell

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    • Lucas, I believe you are called a “pushy bottom”. That is completely different than a “power bottom”.

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  • This is the most awful thing I’ve ever seen. You people sicken me. Your hatred will burn you in the end, far worse than the supposed hell I may just end up in.

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  • Unstoppable

    Amazing how much the author knows about the “abominable homosexual lifestyle” and the various activities in entails… Methinks he’s done some “deep exploring” of his own…

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  • I see that this is satirical now. Much, much more enjoyable with that knowledge.

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  • If these so called Christians put as much effort into doing as the Lord Commands and Loving their neighbours, instead of getting on their soapboxes and having a rant about one little section of the Bible(which actually if you read it in context condemns the male prostitutes in the Temples) the world would be a better place.

    Yours Sincerely

    A Gay Christian.

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    • Christian Intellectual

      Being a “Gay” Christian is impossible (is like being a christian atheist or a satanist christian).
      You are twisting the bible to justify your satanic, depraved, disease spreading, mentally ill, homo gay lifestyle. GOD hates homogays because homogayness is a SIN.

      If you want to be a true Christian, STOP your sinful homogay lifestyle, repent for all your sins and accept Jesus in to your heart.

      “He that is not with me is against me” – Jesus

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      • I am so confused – how is being “gay” the same as being against Christ? How does you “Christian Intellectual” mind work? Believing and following Christ is great, and well understood. However how is it that YOU Christians assume that we are against him? Just because we were born with this sexuality, doesn’t mean we side with satan, and only do his bidding. Please make a rational argument, not using the bible. That book was written many times over and has implemented many themes. What you wrote about sinful homosexual lifestyle, is just down right stupid. Where is the sin in doing what we were born with? Who are you to judge? Don’t you think you have been brainwashed by whatever church you belong to? UGHz you guys are so mistaken, please wake up and get out of that stupidity you wrap yourself in!!

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        • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

          “How is being ‘gay’ the same as being against Christ?”

          Good Lord! Do you have to ask?!! Did Jesus allow himself to be violated through the exit chute by any of his disciples? Did he??

          And do you think he would be okay with Paul or Mark or Matthew propositioning him??? “Gay Christian” my foot!

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          • Well, Jesus probably wasn’t gay. Don’t be so dim-witted to think that every gay person wants to have sex with every other human being of the same sex. That notion is brought about by insecure heterosexual people and closeted, self-loathing homosexual/ bisexual people. Don’t they teach you REAL information and values at church??

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          • Rev. Custer you are fucking idiot, and i mean that in such a sympathetic way. Just because you were raised by a brainless mother who only cooked and cleaned, and an uneducated father who was missing teeth and lacked a modern lifestyle – really doesn’t mean you had to dwell in their stupidity. Rev. I mean this with all my heart – shut the fuck up, I am almost embarrassed you even exist. Your church should really reform and actually teach the truth – so far your church is just full of shit. Real Christians follow Christ and are not violent, Gays are Christians – like it or not.

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          • Gayness Personified

            O honey, from what I hear Jaysus was a power bottom – but could be versatile in a pinch.

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      • Christian Intellectual

        Homogay = Sodomy = Rape of children = SIN = embracing sin = against Christ = Satan’s spawn.

        People are not born homogay. Homogayness is a choice like murder, incest, arson, genocide, raping puppies, etc.

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        • Heterostraight = vaginal intercourse = rape of young girls = SIN = embracing sin = against Christ = Satan’s spawn.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Claire bear your logic is flawed. Normal (hetero) Christian men DON’T rape or embrace sin.

            Your are describing a typical atheist or a closeted homogay.

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          • Sex is the act of two people masturbating, and you people think masturbation is rape.

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        • You are as dumb as they come. C.I. you are born gay, its not a choice you stupid hick! Its my opinion that Christtians like you are making a choice to be stupid, and therefore we can intellectually correlate murderers, rapists, criminals etc… to you and people who think like you.
          Its very unfortunate there are very few smart Christian preachers, all you find are poorly educated people like you talking so much shit.

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        • wrong statistically Christian men are more prone to raping than gay men. if you chose to be stupid and preach it – more power to you brother! however if the people actually believe half the bullshit you preach, they are as stupid if not more than you!

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      • Twisting the bible ? I think not, I think you need to get over your self-righteous egotistical-ism. and go and do something more productive, I let Jesus into my heart and ever since I have been a better person for it and that includes who and what I am. I am gay and I know that God and Jesus love me and you are no-one to judge others on their sexuality, only the Lord can judge us and someone who professes to be so Christian should know that at the bottom of his/her heart.

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      • you guys twist the bible EVERY DAY!

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      • “He that is not with me is against me” – Jesus

        I’m pretty sure Anakin Skywalker said that first. You know, “long time ago” and all?

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      • Intellectual Christian.

        This is your Father speaking:

        There is nothing intellectual about anything you have addressed on this forum. You are a BIGOT and because of your awful work here, spreading lies and judging people, on earth you will be bound to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity.

        I demand that you change your handle to Christian Imbecile

        There is only one true judge and that me. So chill, and let your Father do his job.

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      • Hmmm like you “twist the bible to justify” your actions.

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  • Why are Christians so preoccupied with homosexuality?

    Apparently hell will be an extremely busy place assuming all the judgmental Christians will be there too.

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    • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

      Assuming.

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      • When you’re in the closet you have a lot of time to be preoccupied with what’s keeping you there.

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      • Jixxie Synn

        Nah, I asked Lucifer about it. There’s several spots reserved for the judgemental.

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  • Don’t you just love it when “non-homosexual” Christians write articles about the homosexual lifestyle, as if they really know it? More-so don’t you love it when they cite the bible as the official document of humanity? I am sooo glad that bible was not Man-written, I mean there is absolutely no way, within the last 1,000 years it was actually manipulated in any way.

    My main question to the intellectual author, filled facts and backed by intense research; Why does it become your mission to make yourself look like a fool?

    I was at Gay pride in Miami, and there was a dude carrying a bible speaking hatred on all of us. The funny thing is that no one actually threw anti-Christian remarks on this man. As far as I saw he was ridiculed and laughed at. Freedom is speech was really evident and the main consensus was – speak what you want, NO ONE is “repenting” or changing their sexuality, and you my friend look like a dam fool with a bible in your hand.

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    • Christian Intellectual

      “I was at Gay pride in Miami, and there was a dude carrying a bible he was ridiculed and laughed at.”

      Protecting our righteous society from deviant rapist like you is our God-given right. I am sure that this great Christian you call “dude”, prevented rampant drug abuse, public sodomy and the rape of thousands of children that bleak day in Miami.

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      • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

        Oh, so he was ridiculed, laughed at, and humiliated. But since you fags didn’t verbally assault him with blasphemous anti-God vitriol, that is supposed to mean that gays are polite, courteous and considerate, unlike Christians?

        You abominations had better start pulling your heads out of your asses (or your partners’) and return to Jesus for the sake of world peace!

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        • look what christians and pope rape boys? they use “god” name to control or brainwash the boys is the worstest! in fact it sound like u are one of “them”. can u answer this?

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        • you know, as both a Christian and a homosexual (by the by, we don’t really like that word much. gay sounds much better)
          this entire conversation is really disheartening to me. On both sides.

          Christians and non-Christians alike, I’m sure you both like to think you’re the better person, but all this squawking hardly lives up to that.

          first of all, Christian people. You have a book that you claim to live by that specifically tells you not to judge or condemn, but to love. the root of all commandments, which is supposed to be patient and kind, and not supposed to dishonor others, and not supposed to keep record of wrongs. do you feel like that’s what you’re doing here?
          Moreover, Paul himself says in first Corinthians “What business is it of mine to judge those outside the church?”
          and I’m going to go ahead and say that both telling people they’ll burn in Hell by the end of the month and calling them “devil-women” both qualify as judging those outside of the church.

          but then, non-Christians. You’re totally in the right! why waste your time arguing with these people? anyone who reads this article can tell it’s based on a lot of false assumptions and that the writer has likely never talked to a queer person except to tell them they’re going to Hell.
          first off, “hind legs”? are we dogs?
          and the thing about how sex positions vary depending on whether you’re in a public restroom, sex-dungeon, or in bed, hoisting your hind legs in the air?
          there’s no need to condemn these words. they do it for themselves.
          and don’t get me wrong, it’s lots of fun to point out all the ways this article is ridiculous. but there are so many better things you could do than engaging in petty squabbles on the internet with a rapidly dying minority.
          hate crimes and suicides are still happening. we are still unequal. In several countries, queer men and women are still stoned to death. fight these fights! change things! raise Hell!
          but don’t lend these people credence by giving them a chance to further disseminate and self-vindicate.

          all of you are better than this.

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        • Gayness Personified

          OOOoooo… A dude with a big hand into fisting maybe .. but never a whole head … that’d be just to too much.

          I swallow for world peace.!.

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      • Wow it seems as if you have all the statistics for all the rapist in all of Miami. Yes that dude was humiliated and laughed at, just as people would do to you for talking this bullshit in public. I am still trying to figure out why you chose to call yourself “Christian Intellectual” everything you have said is backed by nothing more than a book that states stories. Hey C.I. would you like me to put up load real statistics of Straight vs. gay rapist? I think that if you would see this your really weak and foolish argument will be evaporated. Surely you and your closed minded stupidity will come up with some biblical sentence to demean gay people. I am still laughing at the dude at gay pride, I should have videoed him and tat way I could have always watched and laughed.

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  • Mr Boombastic Truly Fantastic

    I could go on about how this article was written by a guy who frequents the back areas of porn shops for the gloryholes, but my main question is this: If I have hind legs, that must mean I have forelegs; does this make me the Vitruvian Man?

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  • laughingmyasssoff

    These comments are far more hilarious than the article. Thank you so much for the entertainment!!!

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    • Tim Idhol aka fr2Timid

      I agree, this is so funny. Especially since most of the people commenting don’t realize this is satire.

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  • WHAT ABOUT HETROSEXUAL ANAL SEX WHICH IS VERY RAMPANT, SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE, PROSTITUTION, PORNOGRAPHY,AND A CURRENT TREND IN THE HERTROSEXUAL WORLD IS THE SANDWICH/ROASTING, ALSO PORNOGRAPHY/MASTURBATION,STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE FAR FROM PERFECT, LIFE SHOULD BE ABOUT HELPING AND SUPPORTING PEOPLE, LETS HELP BATTERED WIVES,RAPE VICTIMS[ A WOMAN IS RAPED EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY BY A MAN] UNWANTED CHILDREN, WAR, HATE CRIME,THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO LIFE THAN HATE

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    • I have written an article on heterosexual sodomy. Just google, “Sodomy is Never the Answer”.

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      • Tyson Bowers III

        It is NEVER the answer!

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      • You have to be one of the most ignorant and hateful beings I have ever heard of and that is saying a lot. I have read several of your comments and have to say how ridiculous they sound. Why don’t you pick up a bible my dear. God did not write the bible. Nor did he ever say to spread a message of hate. Spreading Christianity is fine and you have every right to do so. As far as the 1st amendment goes, of course you have the right to speak your thoughts. As a Christian though, you know that God gave us the choice. You have the choice to lead a prosperous and happy life with or without condemning the lives and happiness of others. Furthermore, it is not your job to spread lies. This “information” you have gathered so “carefully” and chose as your topic was misinformed and misguided. If you chose not to heed the words of God and not judge others and more so, write hatefully about them, at least use correct and significant information. How many suicides and hate crimes do you think articles full of ignorant filth such as this one have caused? I honestly do not know how you sleep at night. Do not bother righting back my dear. I know how you “conservatives” are. I know that this passage will not change you. You will twist anything to suit your reaction and justify your unjust cause. I just had to say something. God bless.

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  • Think about it

    “There are six admonishments in the Bible concerning homosexual activity… and there are 362 admonishments in the Bible concerning heterosexual activity. I don’t mean to imply by this that God doesn’t love straight people, only that they seem to require a great deal more supervision.”

    — Lynn Lavner, comedian

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  • What a load of poo this article is. Cherry picking images, and information that demeans any class of human being for the purpose of spreading hate and ignorance is NOT a “Christian Value”. What a lot of people fail to understand, is that LGBT people LOVE one another, and that it is NOT simply boiled down to a sex act.

    It would be just as accurate to post articles about heterosexual pedophiles, rapists, child sex slavery and specific sexual acts between a man and a woman that would be clearly as “unnatural” as what you are attempting to point out here.

    Also, for the comments about spreading disease: HIV and AIDS did not originate with the LGBT community. Do your research, and you’ll find that it began with heterosexual people and spread throughout the world from that starting point. The reason behind the prevalence of HIV in the Gay community has much to do with the fact that other people hold them out as separate, deny them the rights to live a life with respect, and the irreverence that puts them into the margins and and out of mainstream consciousness. Holding people out, and then pointing the finger at them for being different is the truest form of hypocrisy.

    I was raised Christian, and know in my heart and my soul that Jesus would NEVER start the throwing of stones as you do here. May I suggest you go back to the Bible, and read about his actions to save the adulterer?

    Preach love, not hate.

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    • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer

      There’s only a single valid point in your lengthy senseless rant – HIV and AIDS did not originate with the LGBT community.

      We have positively established that HIV and AIDS originated with the unsaved and still-savage black people of Africa, before it rapidly spread to the homosexual community of San Francisco and California due to the import of African gay sex slaves into the United States back in the 1970s.

      I should know. I am ministering in Africa, the “Dark Continent” in many sense of the word.

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      • Thank you for clearing up the LGBTI misinformation. As a gay person, I appreciate that. However, as a person born and bred in South Africa, I cannot bring myself to ignore your comment on the ‘Dark Continent’.

        Firstly, WHERE in Africa are you? You will notice that it is NOT ONE GIANT COUNTRY, but is comprised of MANY COUNTRIES. Please do not generalise.

        Secondly, you will find that despite all the political neo-colonialism that is taking place in various parts of Africa, we have contributed to international sports events, politics, scientific (especially archaeological and anthropological) progress, and academic world knowledge. We are not ‘dark’ in the traditional, colonial sense of the word. Those connotations are demeening and misinformed.

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      • Rev. Custer, are you really going to sit here and preach stupidity about your church? I wager any money that you show me 1 gay act of violence I will show you 10 non-gay acts of violence. Your version of Christianity is an abomination to Christ and all of us humans. Throughout history your version of Christianity and the idiots that follow you have been much more violent and extremely dangerous.

        Rev. Custer are you gay?, only closeted “fags” are extreme verbal about there obscured sexuality.

        Yes we laughed and humiliated that dude at Miami Pride, and guess what I would do it to you, if you come and talking your confused bullshit that you have been brainwashed with.

        Please do not sit there and for a second think that Christians are non violent, I will make you look so bad with real accounts and real examples, – not some ghost story you have made up in your small mind.

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  • What a load of poo this article is. Cherry picking images and information that demeans any class of human being for the purpose of spreading hate and ignorance is NOT a “Christian Value”.

    What a lot of people fail to admit or understand, is that LGBT people LOVE one another, and that it is NOT simply boiled down to a sex act. This would apply just as accurately to heterosexuality.

    When you see the word “heterosexual” do you immediately envision a man and woman entwined in passionate sex? Really? Clean up your minds, people.

    It would be just as accurate to post articles about heterosexual pedophiles, rapists, child sex slavery and specific sexual acts between a man and a woman that would be clearly as “unnatural” as what you are attempting to point out here.

    Also, for the comments about spreading disease: HIV and AIDS did not originate with the LGBT community. Do your research, and you’ll find that it began with heterosexual people and spread throughout the world from that starting point. The reason behind the prevalence of HIV in the Gay community has much to do with the fact that other people hold them out as separate, deny them the rights to live a life with respect, and the irreverence that puts them into the margins and and out of mainstream consciousness. Holding people out, and then pointing the finger at them for being separate or different is the truest form of hypocrisy.

    I was raised Christian, and know in my heart and my soul that Jesus would NEVER start the throwing of stones as you do here. May I suggest you go back to the Bible, and read about his actions to save the adulterer?

    Preach love, not hate. Preach forgiveness, not judgment. Only HE has the right to judge, and when that day comes for all of us it will be revealed what is and isn’t right.

    Pick yourselves up from the sludge of judgment and damnation, and live in the light of God!

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  • Reading that article made me wanna call up my boyfriend and tell him to meet me at the house in 20 minutes for some good old fashioned sodomy!

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    • LOL, I am with you on that.
      The author of this article obviously took creative writing and does not know anyone gay who is out and proud.
      Every heterosexual relationship has a Top and a Bottom and those roles are not always aligned to Male and Female. Thankfully, the adult toy market is alive and well.
      I will share the article with friends as they will get a kick out of it.

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  • Tell you guys what, you keep your noses out of my ass and I’ll certainly keep my nose out of your snatch.
    See how minding your own business works?

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  • This is amazing! How small minded you are ;-)
    Long live the power bottom! I am personally power-versatile!

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  • OMG, what will those homosexuals think of next? And will the discriminatory Christians think of to do to stop them?

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    • Christians are not stopping anyone, all they are doing is empowering the gay community. Unfortunately Most of these Christians that speak hate for homosexuals have a version of Christianity that is completely stupid and out of date. When was this bible re-written? (just curious) Just as an FYI, Gays don’t care what heterosexuals do, sadly heterosexuals can’t breath without having an ounce of hatred towards gays. Hmmm and you call us violent and rapist and abominations – you better check your fake church and ask real questions!

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  • Hey,
    I just want to say that it seems you’ve devoted a lot of time and energy into researching the topic of anal sex. Well, that makes two of us!! I hope you’ll take the time to check out MY body of work. It seems we should have crossed paths before, since you appear to be an expert on the topic.

    Aaaaanyhow,

    toodles
    xoxoxo

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  • let’s remember by the Christian-Right never, EVER, talks about lesbian sex…

    example, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNs26d6v-NA

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  • If there were no power bottoms, I’d never have a sex life.

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  • The ignorance of this article is undeniable. Homosexuals are three-dimensional human beings, not cardboard cut-out caricatures found in bargain bin pornography.

    If you really want to understand and “research,” reach out and have a discussion with a gay male or female (not an argument). Conversation never killed anyone. And you’d be much more informed and well-rounded than this one-sided opinion piece.

    First of all, the “gay vernacular” definitions are wildly exaggerated and inaccurate. The term “versatile” is an adjective, not a noun. Nobody is “a versatile,” but a homosexual can be “versatile.” And it does not mean to secretly beg for anal penetration while pretending to be well-endowed. It simply refers to a homosexual who finds pleasure in both topping and bottoming. Much like a heterosexual male or female may prefer different sexual positions other than missionary.

    Anyway, I hope people who really want to educate themselves about something they don’t understand look for objective opinions and more accurate sources. If I wanted to learn about the Apollo moon landing, I’d talk to NASA, not to one of those conspiracy theorists who claim it never happened. Articles like this don’t spread awareness, just misunderstanding and hatred.

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  • WOW. He talks about anal sex like it’s a fantasy of his. I especially like how he describes the positions he fantasizes most about. From what he says, it sounds like he has only tried it a few times because he is way off on a lot of things. Don’t worry buddy, practice makes perfect and before you know it you will be the “power bottom” you have always dreamt about. I just hope you’re not disappointed while reaching for your goal, because your incorrect on a lot of your assumptions. Here is a simple word to describe you. Ignorance. I will go ahead and define it for you since you seem to need all the help you can get. ** Ignorance is a state of being uninformed (lack of knowledge). The word “ignorant” is an adjective describing a person in the state of being unaware and is often used as an insult. Also, if important information is available, one may fail to acquire it due to lack of intelligence (not realizing its importance, or not understanding it). Ignorance rooting from ignoring is a selective state of unawareness. ** And you are VERY unaware and have a definite lack of intelligence.

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  • “And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex.”

    So you do admit then that Christians are gay?

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  • So… you reference Cain as an example to segway into “now more than ever … be the best brothers’ keepers we can be.” Didn’t Cain KILL Abel? I never see or hear about gay people bashing or talking about your religion, maybe just the complaint that you all hate them. But for people who hate gays, you all sure do lots of research into gay sex and culture and expend a lot of hate to humanity. It’s childish and perverse.

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  • Brother Antonius

    I pray for the salvation of this author. Spreading lies about a group of God’s creation furthers the hate against God’s own children. Even if the gay community were spiritually sick as a whole, it is not our place to play Holy Spirit but to reach out and heal those affected by the things of this world.

    I am sure that Mary Magdalene was plagued by indecent thoughts until Christ reached out and healed her. Your ignorance along with others has turned my generation against the GOOD NEWS of Christ. You are part of the false prophet movement and are destroying Christianity.

    I hope that God is more merciful toward your sins than you are toward a community you don’t know or care for. If you toss these people away like a dirty rag, so will God in judgment day. I pray for your salvation.

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  • Special Place

    I think that we should spend more time worrying about our own lives than bother with other people.

    “Judge not lest ye be judged.”
    – Matthew 7, 1.

    We are all sinners and one sin is not greater than another. A sin is a sin in the eyes of God.

    Do I believe that homosexuality is a sin. No, I think that God makes us who we are for a reason. Clearly, you people are judging and condemning. I am willing to be that you are not innocent and righteous people especially with the hate that is seen here.

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  • This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. So I’m really curious as to how exactly tranny-porn and atheism are directly linked to white men and asian women having anal sex and then eventually to power-bottoming. And while you’re at it.. please explain how you Mr. Billings are so familiar with this topic? Did you do a little undercover research under the covers?

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  • Lukas Tierny

    Yum

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  • Lukas Tierny

    Yum

    IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO EXTREME HOMO EROTICA

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  • DARETOBEHATEFREE

    As a GAY man myself who has been out for the past 15 years.. I have never witnessed some of the bullshit you are selling in your write up. Unfortunately many of your supporters are too ignorant about the subject to call You out on your own ignorance.
    From your detailed description though i must add that it sounds as though you had a full erection typing about “power bottoming”
    Gay men have lives, and many spend their time doing successful creative productive work “they have jobs, loved ones, families and friends ” and most don’t have the time to spend in your so called alley ways and bushes. You watched way too many 70′s porns and built this childish perception that is based on very little truth.
    In conclusion it seems as tough you are the biggest power bottom of them all as you seem to know more about this delusional subject than the average gay man.
    I suggest you stop cruising those sites, and get out of the bushes and meet some real gay people and get to learn the truth about them.. this could be a salvation out of your own mental filth.
    I pray for you to be healed from the hate that lives within you as that is just like having Cancer eating up inside you ..

    muah..! xoxo!

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  • Factnotfiction

    This is truely pathetic…

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  • This was hard to masturbate to…

    …I made it work tho…

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  • This article turned me on

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  • Saint James

    STEPHENSON,

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHAME ON YOU!

    How has this article helped anyone?

    How has it fed the hungry?
    How has it clothed the cold?
    How has it rested the tired?
    How has it employed to the poor?
    How has it enlightened anyone?

    Refocus your attention on how to bring about good in the world, not shame and hate on what you might not like. You do not know the Bible and you do not recognize the time in which it was written. It was not written in stone, but in the hearts of men. You have helped no one and you have misused the lord and this makes you look like a black-hearted fool. Only the warm of heart shall ever find heaven – how are you helping anyone?

    Jesus is a shield, not a sword. What you have written is unChristian. All this information and hatred and you work with Children? You seem overly concerned with something that really has nothing to do with you unless you, yourself, are a closeted, self-loathing, homosexual, which I highly suspect. Always remind yourself of your intent when you speak and when you write, Stephenson. Never forget what’s been said:

    WALK WHAT YOU TALK!

    You have strayed very far off the path of what is good and helpful to others. Write about something that will help everyone. Only the warmth in your heart will ever let you know that you are doing something good. You are writing unworthy words and will only be ridiculed by those you’ve angered. Is that the attention you want or to get the attention from someone who could use real worldly wisdom on how to improve their lives. What would Jesus do?

    Stop. Ask yourself what your intent is, Stephenson. Then ask yourself if a good man would want you to do that?

    Write something of value. Write something Good. Write something that helps others. Write something with love.

    With love,
    James.

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    • That was rather obnoxious. Shame on you.

      Show some respect for your elders next time.

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      • Jixxie Synn

        No one should have to show respect to someone who is being disrespectful, regardless of age.

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  • I love reading inferior points of views because it makes me feel better about my common sense and overall knowledge in life. The big man with the horns is going to get you gays! (obviously kidding, I love you guys, you were born this way baby!)

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  • HAHAHAHAHA Stephenson Billings… YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL. I would like to know how exactly you did your research lol… faggot

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  • Wow…is this writer a closet homosexual? He truly knows and enjoys using descriptive language. I bet he will be found
    “Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards”, as he put it. This is a free country for anyone to do whatever they feel with their penis, vagina or butt. Get over it and start writing about the real problems of the world: no money for kid’s education, the raping of America by banks, corporations and politicians. We are all getting screwed and all you can write is about how some gays get fucked in the ass???

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  • “glutinous maximums”? HIND legs? Humans don’t have enough legs to consider some of them hind legs.

    You’re entitled to your opinions, but your writing is horrible.

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  • muahahahahahahahaha.
    this text is the epiphany of bullshit. BUT it was rather entertaining because it’s SO very stupid!
    i couldn’t help but start laughing at one point even though i should feel offended.

    anyway, you americans are all so birdbrained BEYOND BELIEVE.

    please EDUCATE YOURSELVES or SHUT UP!

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  • I must commend you on your ability to make evangelical, positioned, and discriminatory claims sound so authentic and scientifically validated. And, on that note, how you are able to write about assumptions in a way that makes them seem like truth. It would seem that god has given you the fantastic ability to delude other people.

    Your article astounds me, as it seems to be solely based on popular cultur television shows (e.g. “Queer as Folk”). If you do your homework, and let us pretend for a minute that you have the ability and ethics, and research your topic like an actual journalist you will find that television programmes are exaggerated, sensationalised REPRESENTATIONS of reality. They are NOT TRUTH-BASED. We homosexuals generally do not ‘prowl’ for ‘victims’. Would you use “Sex and the City” as a true reflection of normal and common heterosexual behaviour (I certainly hope not!)

    While you do have clear understanding of what sodomy is, you also make extreme judgement calls on its value. Are you deifying yourself? Do you think, as a self-proclaimed christian, that you have the authority to judge human diversity? Instead of making those value-judgements you should concentrate on being a good religious boy and following all the great things that the Bible teaches. Rather, you seem to be spending your time spreading your own opinions, which maintain discriminatory and anti-human rights behaviour. This doesn’t sound to me like the work of a god-fearing person.

    I wish you luck in your exploration of the world and life (if you are, in fact, open to such exploration). There is still much you have to learn about what it means to be moral.

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  • Steve Cheney

    “This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain.”

    Only if you’re a wuss.

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  • This is a joke right? Because it’s completley hilarious.

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  • Power bottoming isn’t that bad. It’s a gift. Haha. But thanks, Christians, for your interest anyway.

    Articles like these only confirm the historic fact that the most hardcore Christians are the biggest power bottoms.

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  • How does it feel to be a bigot sir? Just because something is foreign to you does not make it wrong. Get your head out of the story book you cling to and into a science book. If there is a god i think he has a special place in hell for people like you who pervert his teachings for your own gain.
    other wise you are the epitome of douche bag.

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  • You seem to be an expert on this….did you do a lot of research?

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  • I have many friends and loved ones in my life who are Christians. It saddens me to see how so many people turn to hate and hide behind the skirts of religion to justify it. I’m glad that the people I know who are Christians are loving and compassionate people, or I might make the mistake of thinking that anyone following that faith is a hateful person. Do you honestly think that anything good can come from hate? Is that what you think the bible teaches? I’m pretty sure that one of the points it makes is that it is not your place to judge. If God truly exists then it will all get handled in the way He sees fit, not you, you aren’t God.

    Self-righteous hatred is still hatred. Of course it’s easy to just be disgusted with something and try to disguise that disgust as being holy, in fact… tempting is the word I would use. So you succumb to the temptation of hatred and revile a people for their lifestyle, I guess I don’t see how that is very Christian. It’s definitely harder to be a good person, and regardless of what you believe, that should be what you strive for. I don’t think placing yourself above others and pointing out how much better you are than them is something that good people do.

    Sometimes I find myself hoping you are right about the existence of God, because if He exists then I think you will all have a bit of a surprise when you stand before him and are judged. Then I remind myself that it’s not a very nice thought, and since it’s out of my hands I shouldn’t be concerned with any holy vengeance exacted on people who enjoy condemning others for having the audacity to love another person.

    But seriously, look in a mirror and really think about whether or not you’re living a good life and adhering to the teachings of the religion (don’t forget the big picture and just focus the ones that are easy and justify your need to hate) before running around and pointing fingers at others. I think this world would be a much better place if we all did that. I don’t hate any of you, I think you’re all deserving of love but it’s a shame that so many of you spend time wallowing in hatred.

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  • Wow i thought this site was a joke but it seems the author was trying to be serious. But i guess its to be expected when he used fictional media to reference his “facts.” I’m not sure where you get your information but i bet you thoroughly enjoyed the research. Who’s a little powerbottom.. yes you are yes you are.

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  • wow, you are so insightful! you must have done a lot of field research.

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  • TheConsciousBeing

    What happens to the women who like to be the power bottom?? This article has me thinking about taking it for my good christian husband. No abortion, no guilt, instant walk into heaven… thank you Jesus!

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  • Thank you for this insightful report. I always thought a power bottom, was a strong wrestler. (and I’m not talking in the sodomite way).

    Prepare for the 21st!

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  • Christianity must be wiped out! Illuminate your neighboring homophones! If they refuse to be corrected then execute them. Simple.

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  • Angel Gabriel

    Stephenson Billings – you knowledge is too extensive. I can see the gay look in your eye. You seem like a self-hating closeted homosexual who trolls the public bathrooms and steam baths because you are too afraid to come out of the closet. Face it, you are jealous because you are physically unattractive and devoid of any inner-beauty. That is why you unable to have any real relationship – just anonymous sex.

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  • This article is uncalled for. For you to detest the idea of homosexuals and anal sex, you sure go into explicit detail. Maybe you will have to answer to your maker for doing such indept investigation on a subject that you call an abomination. By the way, there a very very very small percentage of people that engage in this “Power Bottoming.” Most of society doesn’t even have a clue as to what this even is. Makes me wonder how you “stumbled upon it.” Pun intended.

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  • is this seriously what he is saying? or is it just satire? I hope it is satire because if this is what people think, then we are a sorry lot of people

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  • Oh boy, you made my day.
    This was hilarious. :)

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  • You are really deranged biggots, religious hypocrites judging other people ,against the teachings of the lord and using only for your own purposes sick sick people stay out of other people sex lived . judge not and you not be judged .
    Earthly organized religion is like a penis , it’s good to have 1 and you should be proud of it , but don’t whip it out and flash it around public , and please don’t shove it down someone’s throat without asking!

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  • I love it! This article was written like some sort of erotic how-to novel. Stephenson Billings sounds like he’s a true expert.

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  • Ok first off Power Bottoms are not some new phenomenon…they’ve been around since the dawn of homosexuality I’m sure..

    Second, homosexuality predates any of your biblical mumbo-jumbo..

    Third, the author is a complete idiot and I’m pretty sure a closeted homosexual himself..

    Lastly, reading this article has kind of made me a bit horny…so I guess it’s not all bad.

    Sincerely,

    Off to find me a power top.

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  • i cannot begin to describe my horror with this article, and it wasn’t because of the content. i was horrified by the sheer homophobia and blatant falsehoods.

    your fear-mongering style of ‘news’ reporting is why the rest of the world hates the US, and why our 18th century laws and mindset continue to be perpetuated.

    the overarching question i have for you is, “who cares?!” who cares what the ‘gays’ do in the privacy of their own homes- or as you so delicately put it- in alleyways?

    if you were really trying to save them from going to hell because of their homosexuality, i imagine the more christian thing to do would be to engage in less hateful and discriminatory banter, especially when you have such a large audience base of impressionable people.

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  • Is this site a joke, or a place for closet cases to masturbate to without having to look at actual pornography?

    Wait, this whole site is gay porn when you think about it.

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  • This is singularly the funniest thing I have read in ages! We laughed until tears were rolling down our cheeks. Are these folks really, truly that out of touch? I’ve been in a relationship for 19 years dude and trust me the only power bottoming I ever see is when I order the bottom blaster at the car wash! LOL Where do you get this information? This is like 4000% funnier than Reefer Madness. Once you realize what a total closet case you are you show totally consider taking this show on the road, you will “pack em in” pardon the pun!! ROFL

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    • It says he is a child’s entertainer too? hmm!

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  • Is this like the religious version of The Onion?

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  • Only bottoms have the true power, just sayin.

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  • t doesn’t matter if you love him or capital H-I-M
    Just put your paws up
    ‘Cause you were born this way, baby

    My mama told me when I was young
    We are all born superstars
    She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
    In the glass of her boudoir

    There’s nothin’ wrong with lovin’ who you are
    She said, ’cause He made you perfect, babe
    So hold your head up, girl and you you’ll go far
    Listen to me when I say

    I’m beautiful in my way
    ‘Cause God makes no mistakes
    I’m on the right track, baby
    I was born this way

    Don’t hide yourself in regret
    Just love yourself and you’re set
    I’m on the right track, baby
    I was born this way, born this way

    Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
    Baby, I was born this way
    Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
    I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way

    Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
    Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
    Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
    Don’t be

    Give yourself prudence and love your friends
    Subway kid, rejoice of truth
    In the religion of the insecure
    I must be myself, respect my youth

    A different lover is not a sin
    Believe capital H-I-M
    http://www.elyricsworld.com/born_this_way_lyrics_lady_gaga.html
    I love my life, I love this record and
    Mi amore vole fe yah

    I’m beautiful in my way,
    ‘Cause God makes no mistakes
    I’m on the right track, baby
    I was born this way

    Don’t hide yourself in regret,
    Just love yourself and you’re set
    I’m on the right track, baby
    I was born this way

    Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
    Baby, I was born this way
    Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
    I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way

    Don’t be drag, just be a queen
    Whether you’re broke or evergreen
    You’re black, white, beige, chola descent
    You’re Lebanese, you’re orient

    Whether life’s disabilities
    Left you outcast, bullied or teased
    Rejoice and love yourself today
    ‘Cause baby, you were born this way

    No matter gay, straight or bi
    Lesbian, transgendered life
    I’m on the right track, baby
    I was born to survive

    No matter black, white or beige
    Chola or orient made
    I’m on the right track, baby
    I was born to be brave

    I’m beautiful in my way
    ‘Cause God makes no mistakes
    I’m on the right track, baby
    I was born this way

    Don’t hide yourself in regret,
    Just love yourself and you’re set
    I’m on the right track, baby
    I was born this way, yeah

    Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
    Baby, I was born this way
    Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
    I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way
    I was born this way, hey
    I was born this way, hey
    I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey

    I was born this way, hey
    I was born this way, hey
    I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey

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  • PowerVersatile

    OMG this is the funniest thing I have read in a long long ti–OH WAIT. It’s not. a. joke?!?!? Which only goes to prove that you are.

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  • Jacob from Denmark...

    What an exquisitly detailed description of a sexual act! Thank you Mr. Billings – i almost forgot, after 5 years living with HIV – how to do ;-) As a well informed, proud and healthy gayman, i actually feel like having sex again. And since the healthcare system in my country have done all they can, to get me “back on track” – i actually consider myself worthy of having the best sex ever – with protecition of course – an they really don´t care about my religious views, nor my sexual orientation. They care about me.

    I like that kind of trust from my fellow citizens – and i will proof it right, by continously beeing me – a proud gayman – who was handed over a gift, that i did not want – but since i got it, i am very glad, that someone helps me unwrap it, embrasing it, and learning from it.

    So, thank you again Mr. Billings.

    Love from Denmark, and Me ;-)

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  • Is this article a joke?

    It must be. This reads as a how too more than a don’t do. To have so much personal knowledge of Power Bottoming, Stephen, can only mean one thing, You’re a Power Bottom. Bravo!

    And from one power bottom to another I thank you for the writing the most perfect guide to Power Bottoming. I’ll have to send you some videos.

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  • Okay, I got through about 3 quarters, and I have to ask…are we in the 21st century, or the dark ages? Seriously, people. First of all, “power bottomers?” If you’re going to bash the homosexual lifestyle, at least get your terms right. Secondly, this is nothing new, it’s been “out in the open” for years.” Thirdly, if you have not experienced it for yourself, how can you describe in such detail? I think before you run off on a theological tangent of propaganda, it would do some good to do a little more research. But, that would be an “abomination.” So, I suggest you stick your bible stories, and leave GAY SEX to the gays.

    As far as our outrageous trends. It is outrageous to expect “Christians” to love the “sinners,” like Christ did. After all, we are all human, and it would be too “Godlike” set aside any differences in theological viewpoint, and not meddle in others’ bedroom activities. I don’t think the meaning of the term, “our brother’s keeper,” is to regulate their sexual activities. We all know you’re probably a tad kinky at some point in the bedroom, christian or not. ;)

    May the Lord bless your day.

    In Christ’s love,
    Sam Rowley

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  • For a Christian following Gods way you sure do know a lot about being a power bottom. The question is… I wonder how many priests are power bottoms?

    This website is fucking ridiculous. Spreading fear and hate for you fellow man, and what for, so you can have ‘one up’ on someone else so you can get into heaven?

    Fuck that. You all make me sick. I hope I meet you all one day so I can slit your throats, gouge out your eyes and set you on fire.

    Anyone who speaks ill of me, or any of my brothers will be dealt with, painfully.

    There is no God, religion is a farce, you are all bigoted small minded retards. I fucking hate you all.

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  • I know you guys hate us but I have to say that I am gay and this whole thing is news to me. A top is someone who prefers the dominant role (rarely all the time). A bottom is someone who prefers the submissive role (again rarely all the time). Someone that is versatile enjoys both quite equally. the versatile you describe sounds like someone that is crazy and lies for some strange reason.

    Most of my experience in dating has shown that most gay males are interested in a relationship. I have met some that are nymphomaniacs but they generally are in the minority and hang out together.

    I think perhaps you are focusing on them and assuming they are the majority of the gay community. While that is unfortunate I know you will continue to do so….

    I am aware that this posting will not change what you believe about homosexuality, however, I thought it important as a homosexual to chime in and clarify. take care and God bless.

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  • Jeremy Flanagan

    You should write gay erotic stories. This was hot!

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  • Hey im gay and have a beard, but im a TOP not a bottom!!! ;o)

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  • ‘This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain’

    rectal trespass.. ahahhaha

    but wouldnt rectal trespass be rape… ? i know my back door is always open. im very accomodating like that

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  • I DO IT IN DA BATHROOM AND WHEN HE BEND ME OVA DA TOILET I GET ME A DRINK FROM DAT DIRTY ASS TOILET CUZ LIKE U SAID I LIKE IT ‘ROUGH AND NASTY’

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  • I GOT A BONER READING THE SEXUAL POSITION DESCRIPTIONS BRB JACKING OFF

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  • Zachary Blackwood

    My problem with organized religion is you don’t listen to your god. you listen to the small minds of men who lived thousands of years ago. The bible was not written by the hand of god, it was written by people who had their own interpretations of the bible.

    God does not hate gays. Christian’s do. Why would a god of love, understanding, peace, and forgiveness, want you to have so much hate and bigotry in your hearts? ask yourselves why would one who preaches peace and love, wish you do commit horrible acts? Acts of murder in his name even.

    I can’t see how god feels anything but shame about the human race in general. Not for the fact two men or two woman can find love with each other. But because humanities obsession with material possessions, war, our blood lust, small minds, bigotry, and our capacity to hate.

    It is god’s place to judge men, not any man’s. Love is the most important thing in this world, its why we are here.

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  • Dude… You just wrote a 9 paragraph blog about gay dudes banging each other in the ass… because you think its wrong, and other people should be aware of it? Seriously what the hell is wrong with you?

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  • I tried to poke my fingers inside my rectum,
    as shown on the illustration.

    Thanks Stephenson for showing me how to massage
    my prostate, -I never knew I had such a playtoy!

    Thank God for Prostates!

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  • Randy Brooks

    To all you so called christians, you don’t even know your own bible and what it has to say. You better go back to it and read it. At one point in life you were not allowed to eat pork and shell fish, or for a guy to suck a dick. Then Jesus came to us now we can eat pig, and shell fish and for some of that means we can suck dick. You are also not suppost to judge others, you do everyday. Its a good thing that a sin is a sin or you would be really in trouble. There is only one unforgivable sin. Do you even know what it is. Do i need to tell you. Do you really need a cock sucker to tell you. You must believe that jesus died for you on the cross. Wake up haters cause you know what? If jesus was to come down now to have dinner with one of us i can tell you he would sit at the table of a fag cause we don’t judge. You really need to pray for your sins and ill do the same. Ill pray that the hate leaves your life so you can be a better person. Cause there is no way that what you are saying or doing is worthy of being christian..

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  • Man, you sure know a lot about how dudes bang each other. Maybe shut the hell up and worry about your own lives instead of telling people how to live theirs.

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  • Mr. Stephen Billings,

    I want to congratulate you in such a well put article. It’s quite eloquent.

    Now, let me strip you of it and tell you that you’re condescending tone is not appreciated and I find it most ridiculous that you would paint such an image on a community created in the image of God.

    I feel that you are facing a personal insecurity, causing you to project such hate on our community.

    Did something happen? Was it a priest?

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  • Ok. After seeing this: http://christwire.org/2011/02/ninja-turtles-are-turning-our-young-females-into-whore-sluts/

    Its scary how much fundamentalist christian satire and actual christian fundamentalists resemble each other.

    Excellent troll sir, my hats to you.

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  • Most insane article ever…clearly all gay people do is prowl for sexual partners. Grow the fuck up and use the brain that GOD gave you.

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  • I am not going to make comment on the right or wrong of homosexuality or power bottoming (as I am a member of both demographics), but I am going to comment on the credibility of the author of this article. Stephenson……you seriously need to go back to school (because I doubt that this lack of skill reflects the worlds tertiary systems) because you have missed the mark on a number of points in this article. Your definition of a versatile is in error and I am greatly interested in what “carnal dimensionality” there is in christian heterosexual relationships.

    Further, whilst I am a receptive sodomite (in your terms), I am neither effeminate (and this is the case for a great number of other bottoms whom I know) nor do I have sex in alleyways. I have sex with my partner in my loving home in our bed.

    I know that christians are passionate about their faith, but if you are going to represent yourself as an educated “investigative reporter” (and even if you did not right the biography about yourself included in this article, I am certain you reviewed and agreed to it) then get your facts right before you start the writing process……..this, at the very least, is your responsibility.

    GET IT RIGHT OR DON’T WRITE IT.

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  • This article is awesome. I identify as a power bottom and yet you seem to know more about it than me! Don’t you find that queer?

    Also, thanks for the tip on anal bleaching. I’ll get right on it.

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  • Randy Brooks

    There is nothing better then a rock hard cock being pushed right into your ass. Getting punded by a massive cock is amazing and i for one thank god for making those guys so big. Love letting the jizz run down my chin to. you should try it sometime its so amazing and good for you. You know all you preachers are doing it to come on admit it and quit lying to us. Oh thats right you like the little boys in your church choir..

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      Randy,

      This is incorrect and I suspect you are intoxicated and a crack head. Many people see their bodies as temples and don’t attempt to defy the natural one way course of orifices.

      If you had some level of biological education, you would know the anus is to expel waste and sometimes gases that build in the body, not for hiding paraphernalia or for those kinds of activities. Hemorrhoids, are natural guardians of the anus and should not be disturbed.

      Kind regards,
      BB

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      • 1) Such assumptions! But hey, anyone who disagrees with you is obviously a drunken crack head, right? Umm… no.

        2) “Natural one-way course of orifices,” hm? I believe you are trying to sound smart, but your sentence makes no sense. I’ll assume you meant something along the lines of, “don’t put anything in a hole from which something comes out.” In that case, you should just ban sex altogether cause women bleed out of their “orifices” monthly, so obviously nothing should be shoved in there, right? Umm… no.

        3) Since when is a penis “paraphernalia”?

        4) “Hemorrhoids, are natural guardians of the anus and should not be disturbed.” There shouldn’t be a comma after “hemorrhoids” in that sentence, for your information.

        :)

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      • You talk shit!!! BB

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      • Blanche,

        You are incorrect, that is for assuming randy is a crackhead or intoxicated. You see Christians when they don’t have an answer or have a very poorly thought out argument always either refer to the bible as the answer and/or spit out stupidity as crackheads, whores, rapist, etc… Unfortunately you my dear have been raised wrong, and are teaching the wrong application.

        Here is the truth blanche – I am sure you got fucked in your pussy a few times, and i am sure you been asked to take it up the butt quite a few times as well. Are we going to judge you cause you thought of doing it? NO, are we going sit here and say you are going to hell? NO. Do you know why honey? ITS YOUR LIFE!! ALl your efforts on trying to “save” people is bullshit invented by some whack job christian years ago cause he was a closeted homo, and couldn’t have the man he wanted.

        You and your fellow church people are wrong, and not a thing you say will change anything or anyone.

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      • Stephenson's Man

        Lighten up, Beebs, doing your man with hemorrhoids is just like when you smush with your husband when you’re on the rag…well, when you used to be on the rag.

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  • angry black woman

    you silly silly people. I love how religion gets twisted. JESUS LOVES EVERYONE how come he can say OK Mary its cool to be a whore but HEY POWER BOTTOMING IS WRONG??? FUCK THAT. We are all human, we all pay taxes we all deserve equal human rights and if you do not like what we do than do not LOOK. AND HEY DO NOT KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT.

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      I take issue with this “Jesus loves everyone” thinking you have there. First, love doesn’t mean Jesus loves the actions of the sodomite.

      Paying taxes doesn’t get you in heaven either, repentance does.

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  • JANE DOE OFCOURSE

    I find the use of words in this article repulsing, offensive, stereotypical, and for the most part incorrect. “SNARLING and then shouting…” Really? So, because you think that the bible condemns homosexuality, you think you should think and portray homosexuals as animals? The words you use in this article are disgustingly biased. Does the bible use this same method to get its point across? No… If you weren’t so ignorant, you’d use the brain that “god” gave you, and think about how “god” would react to this slanderous writing. Its not mans job to condemn other men for THEIR sexual preference. Its theres. Homosexual behavior isn’t illegal. Is it harming you? No. You portray homosexual men in this article as blood thirsty, sex addicted monsters. What would your “god” say about that? Would he himself approve of these things you have said? “God” created love. Love is love, not matter who loves who or how they interact sexually. I think that “Christians” who are so distraught over homosexuality are scared. They’re so scared to be exposed to anything offsetting, that from a far, they just blast it. Real “Christians” are accepting. “God” is accepting. He doesn’t care who loves who, because its LOVE. Sure, one night stands might not involve love, but who cares? Its consensual. So, if you think that by “educating” people with this filth will help our world become a place, think again. The only thing you’re teaching is hatred, and what do you think your “god” thinks about that?

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus

      “Its not mans job to condemn other men for THEIR sexual preference. Its theres.”

      Another homogay trying to act like they have been educated. Shameful.

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  • Power-bottoming is so last year.. don’t you know that us gays are now into shoving AIDS-infected hamsters on meth into our anuses? oh, and of course there is the whole wrapping up a crucifix in hepatitis-infected barbed wire and shoving up our ass trend too! you’re so ignorant. educate these Christians right!! ;-)

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHA. AN the Christian community calls Us in th LGBT community LIARS! hahah. They dont even know wat the HELL their talkin bout in this Article. Take it from a boy Whos Vers. U KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!! I was raised a christian, I believe in God. An i believer that WE Were Born This Way BABY!!!!!!!!!

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  • Humored One

    WOW you go into so much detail. Christians love to pick on homosexuality, but to this degree wow.

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  • Peace and love!

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  • sounds hot

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHA. AN the Christian community calls Us in th LGBT community LIARS! hahah. They dont even know wat the HELL their talkin bout in this Article. Take it from a boy Whos Vers. U KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!! I was raised a christian, I believe in God. An i believe that WE Were Born This Way BABY!!!!!!!!!

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  • is this sh%t a joke or for real? OMG, do you realize that all the pics you have are of HETERO men?? They were simply playing a part in a movie or TV show? Hal Sparks is the first one, look him up, halsparks.com.. I have a question – why the FUX do you care what we gays even do? how does it affect you? Me thinks thou doth protest too much – why would you be so totally *obsessed* with gay culture if you werent a closeted homosexual yourself?

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  • Taking it up the ass gives the most incredible orgasms you could imagine. Altho it sounds like you are very familiar with the whole process. Does your God love hypocrites and liars?

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  • Is this publisher for real? For someone that is so against homosexuality sure professes to know alot about what it takes to be a bottom or just being a gay man for that matter.
    I did however have to laugh at some of the things he was saying. I am a gay man, and I know for a fact that is not the way it is.
    if your a christain, shouldnt you as a follower of Christ lead by example? and Judgeing people in such a manner is not all all Christ like. Oh wait, that is what you christians do.

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  • I’ve read your article, kind sir, & all I can think is “he must have some real experience under his belt.”

    it seems you know what you’re talking about, but you’ve gone into such detail that I can’t help but think you’re well experienced in being a “power bottom”. must be why you’ve already done a “report” on anal bleaching, eh old chap?

    (I’ll let slide that you picked out a picture from a popular gay TV show, wouldn’t want your friends knowing you watch Queer As Folk!)

    you can be my power bottom any time.

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  • Wait is this article a joke or not???? IM SO CONFUSED

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  • I love taking it in my behind; especially in Dungeons.

    You have turned me on, Sir.

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  • *Trollin’*

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  • Mr. Billings- Your account of Power Bottoms is so thorough and engaging, it’s like you’ve been there first hand. However, there is one glaring omission- the use of Poppers. Why, no self respecting Power Bottom would be caught dead without a bottle of amyl nitrate firmly up one nostril! Please, kind sir, if you are going to write first rate investigative journalism like this, you must gather all of your facts!

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  • I have never had so much fun reading comments….gosh, I can’t wait for the whole extermination of human beings..what a bunch of crazy fuckers live in this world!!!..and if God (one of the so many available, refer to Life of Bryan for new prophets), so, if any of those Gods come and put an end to this human stupidity, good…but I think it will be a natural disaster and mostly due to human beings.

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  • Power bottoming? New gay trend? Hahahaha! WTF? Is this site real? A hoax? This is the gayiest site ever. For a “Christian” website it surely focus a lot what goes on in a homosexual’s bedroom. Kind of hot that so many “holiers than tho” what to know about the hot, steamy, sweaty man sex that goes bump and bump and Bump and BUMP and BUUMP all through the night. Hell I even learned a new position to try from reading this.

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  • Actually, the most disturbing trend in American homosexuality is idiots writing about power bottoms.

    No single aspect of this article is NOT ridiculous. Thanks for the chuckles.

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  • Actually, the most disturbing trend in American homosexuality is idiots writing about power bottoms.

    No single aspect of this article is NOT ridiculous. Thanks for the chuckles!

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  • XOCHITL DURAN

    you young man are a disgrace. how DARE you write some lengthy immature article pointing the fingers at homosexuals. aside from what you believe – which is clearly not christian, god like or humane, you should know (or are choosing not to admit) that sodomy is also “so sinfully” performed by heterosexuals. your self proclaimed and attempted explicit graphic specifics of how its performed is childish, im quite sure that your wonderfully prejudice audience is highly aware of how sodomy is performed. your attack on homosexuals is inexcusable and tasteless. and for that you will be judged. you should be speaking of love, kindness & understanding, not condemning. how dare you publish this using gods name. you have no class, no grace and certainly no respect.

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  • Wow! What an unbelievably fictional take on homosexuality! Whoever wrote this is not interested in any truths, that’s for certain. It’s a shame that some people are still so deeply in the dark about life. Promoting ignorance on subject matter that you yourself are CLEARLY unfamiliar with is essentially LYING to people. Perhaps you should stick to what you obviously do best – writing soft-core gay horror/suspense novels. They’d be a big hit!search%3Fq%3Danother%2Bgay%2Bmovie%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D552%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=660&vpy=110&dur=1949&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=138&ty=110&page=1&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0

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  • Stephenson Billings, your writing sickens as well as fascinates me. Well done.

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  • WOW! The writer of this article has put a lot of time into thinking about gay sex. Like most people who read this, I was quite turned on by it. He makes it sound like a fantasy comic book. Not the same boring thing it is where I do my manly business with other men. We need MORE articles like this!!!! So hot!

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  • Jerry Weiss

    Glutinous maximums? Is that something like a holiday jello salad?

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  • Gay Christian

    This nut is not a Christian. He is a sociopathic pervert. To spread this type of hate and go into such detail only sugest that he needs to seek theapy quick. There alot of Doctors out there to help you. If your scared of Doctors get an exercisim! You are the Devil that my God speaks about.

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  • you have dishonored Christian power bottoms world wide, I also just peed myself a little whilst rolling around on the floor laughing.

    you guys are hucking falarious.

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  • Power Middle

    I suppose my only question is how the author knows so much about this phenomenon. Did he go undercover as a power bottom?

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  • More and more, I’m wondering, does Christianity cause cognitive impairment or just drastically limit a person’s perspective to the extent that everything that isn’t church or WalMart seem exotic and morbidly fascinating?

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  • triplepowerbottom

    uooofffff! I have to admit that you are more than an expert on these subject than myself, being a power bottom I don’t even have that much knowledge as you do. I really thank you for educating me and making my power bottom path much easier. Will love to hear from you about one of my favorite thing to do which is getting double penetrated. Love all the words you use to describe this “trend” that in actuality is being around for decades. Even though you explained all the positions for bottoming in such a professional way, I couldn’t help to get excited and masturbate as I read your article….THANK YOU, Thank you, thank you…t h an …g. .. .. aaaa…………h..h.h………….hhhhhhhh!

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  • Not Jason or deMarco

    After reading your article, I was inspired to pray for all the gay men out there… including those in the church who disguise their fascination with the penis by writing articles about how shameful it is. Often God speaks to me in prayer and he said, “I know of Stephenson Billings. He has free will. He saddens me, but I love him as I love all future power bottoms.”

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  • I was compelled to masturbate to this article. Again and again, my keyboard is covered in white, crusty spunk and I dream of gobbling the eternal phallus of Jesus forever. Thanks to YOUR stupid ass. Thanks for making me backslide, felch-nozzle.

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