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    “Power Bottoming,” The Most Disturbing New Trend in American Homosexuality

    May 10, 2011 2:59 pm 801 comments
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    As Christians, the horrors of homosexuality remind us of our humanity and the great demands that God asks of us. We must remember that one day we will sit before the judgment seat and our worst acts will be brought to the fore. We will also be asked to account for our fellow man, our brothers and our fathers, our sons and our fellow Americans. One recalls that moment when God asked Cain about Abel, and Cain’s fateful reply, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” Now more than ever we need to be the best brothers’ keepers we can be.

    Within this perplexing set of spiritual responsibilities, it is vital that we fight vigilantly against the worst humanitarian disasters surrounding us. To do this, we need to educate ourselves. Sometimes this is difficult. Sometimes this is a realm only for the strong and mature. As we here today take a step into an offensive and demeaning corner of homosexual activity, I can earnestly say that now is one of those moments.

    Sodomy. It is a vile word. God justly describes it as in an “abomination” worthy of destruction in both Genesis and Ezekiel. Medically, human sodomy is defined as penetration of the human anus by a foreign object. For homosexuals, this means one male inserts his erect phallus between the buttocks of another male and inserts it quite deeply. He will then proceed to pull his member almost all the way out before violently poking it back in again. This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain. Pharmacy products and even saliva can be used to lubricate the robust activity, although many gays prefer to go without for that “rough and nasty” feeling.

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    Within the homosexual element, there is a group called the “power bottomers.” The power bottomer is not just an expert at sodomy; he is singularly dedicated to this sexual assault and will entertain no other. Simply put, it is the only way he will achieve ejaculatory gratification. Recently, power bottoming has moved out of the shadows from a perverse psychological dilemma to a full-blown cultural trend with shamelessly vocal adherents. These types of sodomites delight in their lack of carnal dimensionality and spend much of their free time seeking out a mate who can balance their “queer” equation.

    The homosexual will exhibit himself in three basic positions for power bottoming:

    • Standing against a wall with one’s exposed buttocks swaying out. This is most often employed in public restrooms and gym showers.

    • Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards. Convenient for abandoned warehouses and private sadomasochistic “dungeons.”

    • Lying on one’s back with hind legs in the air. Most often occurring in a domestic setting (such as the bedroom), this posture allows for the deepest form of homosexual penetration.

    In urban homosexual vernacular, the male penetrator may be a “total top” or “100% top.” “Versatile,” another expression in this lexicon of filth, is gay code for a man who pretends to be a well-endowed penetrator in public, but readily begs to be the recipient of sodomy in the bedroom or alleyway. Any hint that a potential partner is a “versatile” will scare off a power bottom on the hunt, and he will move deeper into the bushes of a public park or on to the urinals at the local disco to seek his prey.

    Although leaders of the homosexual community would be loath to admit it, the gay male penetrator top is quite elusive. Attempting to classify him by clothing/body/character types is next to impossible. Because of his rarity, the phrase “power top” has no credibility in gay slang.

    stephenson billings on power bottoms

    Experts have noted that the power bottom has changed the traditional submissive/dominant dynamic of the homosexual copulation ritual. In this new environment, the bottom takes on the role of the aggressor/hunter, prowling leather bars and anonymous wesbites for a most vigorous backside invasion possible. The top penetrator is submissive in this delicate game, letting the “bossy bottom” purchase him expensive cocktails and pay carfare. They may wear specially colored scarves and exhibit chest hair to communicate what role they intend to play in this disgusting, fast-paced action. Most often, the bottom can be identified by his bearded face, sarcastic flippancy and very tight slacks (to show off the buoyancy of his buttocks).

    The power bottom is unrepentant about his effeminate behavior, eschewing any discussion of the immorality of anal violation. This is not to say this type is quiet. Indeed, most are overly loquacious during a physical encounter, cooing then demanding, snarling and then shouting. One clinician has likened it to bearing witness to a veritable convention of Tourette’s sufferers, a shower of relentless profanity and human fluids that sickens as well as fascinates.

    Over time, the power bottom will come to be defined by his rectum. His anus will become a sort of personal occultic shrine, a thing he cares for constantly, pampering it with talc, deep cleaning its pipes and even whitening its ruddiness through medical procedures (see my report on anal bleaching). He will spend night and day thinking of the reproductive organs of his past and future conquests, memorizing girth and length, curvature and angularity, foreskin and stamina. He will view illicit pornographic films and linger in public toilets. As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs. And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex.

    When broken down by race, ethnobiologists have found that the vast majority of power bottoms are Caucasian or light-skinned Latins. Whether because of hereditary endowment or social stigma, many blacks prefer the role of penetrator. Few studies have been done on the significance of anal sex among Asian homosexual males, though anecdotal evidence suggests it is quite rare. This is surprising, given the fact that Asian heterosexual females engage in sodomistic intercourse far more often than their white female counterparts. This statistical anomaly could be explained by the fact that a growing number of white male/Asian female couples exist and that they have been introduced to the act of anal intimacy through atheism and transsexual pornography. The number of white males who are sodomizing Asian females may also account for the large number of white males being sodomized in male-on-male encounters, for there is a strong overlap of white males who date Asian females and white males who pursue homosexual acts. Indeed, ethnographers have not yet classified the white male who is characterized by this dualistic nature– appearing publicly with Asian women and privately being anally raped by groups of Latin or black males. Experience has shown, however, that this growing subset of the American population may pose moral and societal risks for future generations and it is vital that today’s Christians take note of this outrageous trend.

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    • Tyson Bowers III Tyson Bowers III


      Even after your long vacation spreading charity across the world, you still have it!

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      • charity was not what he was spreading

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        • Let’s get some facts clarified. “bottomer’ is not a word. The term ‘bottom’ is a position and can be described as a sexual role. Sodomy can be committed by anyone. Couples, singles, married alike. “Versatile” means that you can top or bottom and enjoy them equally. Ethnic men have proven to be more inclined to bottom, including Asians and Latinos, widely speaking from my geographical demography. But I’m sure that there are more bottoms than tops across all ethnic spectrums. The reason: Men have prostates, and sexual intercourse stimulates the prostate, which makes it pleasurable. And lastly, your interpretation of the Bible does not weigh more than mine or anyone else’s. The reason why so many people call you Crazy Christians is because of your fundamentalist and oppressive methods of exemplifying your faith. I know tons of gay and lesbian people whom are devoted Christians that mindfully exercise moral cultivation and compassion for one another. How YOU divide and chastise an entire population of people is cruel and does not help anyone, but hurt and offend many. This article will only show how small your mind and your heart is and I seriously pray that one day you will release the religious prejudices that bind you to hate and negativity and live life for yourself and to build a content life for the people around you.

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          • Aren’t you the least bit ashamed to be such a vocal expert on the subject of one man cramming his phallus into an excrement-filled hole?

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            • Aren’t you the least bit ashamed to be such a vocal expert on it yourself? You condemn it, yet seem to have a deep, intimate knowledge.

              If you were raped at any point in your life, it probably was an unimaginable pain, but there are places you can go, people you can talk to about it. Whoever sodomized you is a very bad person, but that doesn’t mean all gay people are. There are rapist of every race, creed, and orientation. There is no need to take out your pain on an entire group of people.

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            • I would definitely say that you, Mr. Billings, are an expert on the matter. All that knowledge of homosexual sex patterns and the “three basic” exhibition positions for “power bottomers”. I’d say you’re the one who should be ashamed of your sexist, and if I do say my self, racist views of homosexual acts. Not to mention the depth at which you write would consider that you, yourself, had entered in such acts, and patrolled said “bathrooms”, “alleyways”, and “dungeons”. I agree with Vesper you need to start living your life for yourself and come out of the closet. Not to mention I would like the parents of those kids you “entertain” to read this article and see what a deviant you are yourself. Your twisted views are offensive and ignorant and you are nothing but a closeted monster waiting for prey. Have a blessed, double life Mr. Billings.

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            • Brucehopper


              Never be ashamed of indulging in pleasure, unless of course you’ve been brainwashed by the Church, or you’re religious fanatic, you’re being in denial, you’re being judgemental and hating others in the name of Jesus. (maybe even attacking and killing them)
              A penis of someone who knows how to anal fuck is an amazing feeling and preparation with a douche cleans before penetration. The guy who stated above that it hurts obviously got fucked by the wrong guy. I suggest he finds someone gentler so he can indulge in this beautiful gift given to us by GOD
              Remember, there is no I in LOVE (or in ejaculation)

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            • After reading your article it seems you would like people to regard you as an authority or “expert” on the subject of one man cramming his phallus into an excrement-filled hole. Are YOU ashamed of this? How did you find all this information out anyway, were you hanging around gay clubs instead of being with your family? How did your family feel about this? I will pray for you so that you won’t be tempted to spend so much time around these vile creatures any longer. They’ve obviously cast their spell on you and are taking over your life. STAY STRONG BROTHER. Prayers for you tonight.

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            • Molly, I’m bit offended that you would accuse me of being anally raped. Where do you get your information? For the record, I have never been raped. It saddens me that you people have such foul minds. I can’t believe you have something like that hiding in your imagination. I mean, really. That is just a terrible thing to say. I think it would be appropriate for you to respond to me, and if you feel up to it, make an apology.

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            • Stephenson's Man


              Stephenson, come home–my phallus misses your bossy, excrement-filled hole. You can sway in it in the alleyway behind our love nest.

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            • ‘Human sodomy is defined as penetration of the human anus by a foreign object’. This is great! All fundamentalist needing some sort of rectal examination won’t be with us that long because they would have to refuse treatment or commit mortal sin. Thank god for prostate cancer.
              I hear god takes just as much offense to people who eat shell fish or covet married movie stars.

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            • I love anal
              i
              it feels so good
              so tight
              I’ve never had a problem with excriment
              Hey, bro Don’t knock it till ya tried it.
              And don’t you eat ass?
              Yummy
              Quit being such a lame fuckin buzzkill.
              Billings is a total closeted gay CREEP
              His opinions are so archaic but they are also hilarious
              The falling of the old guard……
              Praise Satan
              I love Jesus

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            • Actually, I was thinking the same about you. There is an uncomfortably prurient feel about what you have written.

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            • Stephenson is an idiot! God said, ” judge those lest you be judged yourself” AND ” for those who believe in me shall not persih but have eternal life” and there are more things in the bible speaking out about the corrupt sense of thinking by heterosexuals than there are homosexuals. so how dare you judge and slander gays just because your speaking out about what you THINK is correct. i am a homosexual christian and nobody is ever going to take my faith and love in god from me just because i am a homosexual. guess what. we were born this way =]

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            • “I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom, Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine. –2 Timothy 4:1-2.

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            • How do you know so many details on this subject matter? Is it something you did research on? It just amazes me how focused you idiots are on these subjects and matters. If these type of things bother you so much why do you put so much emphasis on it?

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            • Whats the difference between inserting my phallus into an excrement filled hole and inserting it into a dirty old piss hole??

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            • eddie stevenson


              Ludicrous…Im not allowed to judge you, but apparently you have no such qualms.
              You need a blow job,. I hope whatever that thing is you are married to will acquiesce. Dont blog when you are completely ignorant on the topic.

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            • For the sake of young men everywhere, I certainly wish these fashions were back in style.

              JnE9m.jpg

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            • you are the advanced pervert here, sir.
              the bible says, huh? what about that bothersom little passage that talks about “what god has joined, let no man put…….?”
              does that count at all?
              didnt think so.
              you brand of homophobia is unusually disgusting. and why on earth wld you be so, so interested in this aspect of gay sexuality?
              in my view, william shakespear really said it all when he asked “Doeth the lady protest too much?”
              Now get out of my life slimebucket.

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            • Stephenson this article is hilarious! I thought it was a joke at first the way you go into such detail about gay sex life almost as if you’ve part-taken in on it… *hint hint*

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            • I assume you are looking into a mirror when you say that?

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            • BURN IN HELL YOU DEMON CUNT !!!

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            • Stephenson, your obsession with intimate man-on-man sex is evident in this article and your replies. And so is your need to project your own deep fears about your sexuality onto other gay men. Someone who is deeply secure in their own sexuality would not write this dribble. Will you be going the way of the other vocal Christian homophobes, where we read about them caught with a rent boy?

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            • Proud to be gay


              Actually Mr Stephenson Billings I think you should questions yourself that you know so much detail on this topic, how to do it, how to sway your butt, how to protrude it and where to pick up. Makes me think you have taken it up the butt before. Your hypocritical type makes me sick.

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            • well you should be ashamed of yourself Mr. Billings you’re the one askin for it, and btw how have you soooo much info on this subject, a lot of my friends are gay and I hang out with them all the time and I don’t even know all this. You’re the vocal expert here and its clearly obvious!!

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            • Mr. Billings, you seem to be quite the expert… hmmmmm, what does that say about you???

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            • For a straight man
              You seem to know quite a lot from the gay comunitie and sexual preferences
              I think the quiker you get out of the closet the better for you
              Get a life
              Life it’s to short

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            • This is my opinion is another person who is simply crying out for attention. With as many horrific things happening in society such as murder, bullying and other things you choose to do so much research,on might I add false information and details. Last I checked as a practicing Christian myself it’s not the role for Christians to tell someone to have shame. So you should re think what your priorities are in your relationship with God…. If you want attention do something positive that does not send out a message of negative energy. There are plenty others in the word which need immediate care you can attend to. Oh how about Cancer care??? That’s important medical care. Trust doing that you can get more accomplished.

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            • Daniel English


              Aren’t you the least bit ashamed for defaming an entire cross section of people? The only thing that is apparent is your own latent curiosity with homosexuality. If you want to address homosexual sexuality then you may wish to do so in more academic terms. Instead the only thing you proved is that your own sexuality should be called into question. The images and topic in general is disgraceful. God created homosexuals just like everyone else. The only difference being that they tend to be more tolerant due to being a minority and persecuted. Why don’t you do the world a favor and stop vilifying entire groups of people? How do you feel when people bash Christians? Because rightfully what you are doing is a disgrace to the embodiment of Christian love.

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      • Yeah he still has “it” alright- there’s no cure for STDs, remember?

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        • That’s really not appropriate.

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          • I definitely got a boner. You should write erotica.

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            • Periwinkle Journal


              I love this. It’s soooo funny! You really nailed the whole ‘holier than thou’ casting aspersions on homosexuals-thing. Ha! But, It’s a bit too absurd to be effective as parody… I mean, no one can really be as ignorant as you claim to be about spirituality, religion and human rights, and you are so clearly INTO the perversions you are describing in GRAPHIC DETAIL. Maybe pull it back, or develop the ‘angry Christian character’ a bit more to veil your intent. Either way, PLEASE submit some of your wonderful queer post-modernist erotica to me for our Queer Art Journal. I think this is hilarious, and super hot.

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            • At the very least, I pray that you may have to come to see that this is a huge problem and that maybe you’re suffering from this emotional turmoil. Letting a man enter your anus is not just grotesque and excrutiating, it goes against everything the Bible teaches us. Could you honestly face your family and friends with any sense of decency after having been sodomized by some dark, hairy man in the back of a gym shower?

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            • Well From the last comment , he either loves dark,hairy men in showers at the gym or he is a racist. I say both :)

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            • Stephenson how do you know that anal penetration is excrutiating? Only those who experience pain can speak about it.

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          • A Godless Sodomite


            Stephenson,

            I have to tell you, that I don’t believe that the ultimighty creator of all that is actually cares about where you or I put our pee pees. It just doesn’t make sense. Your article has the meaning of the word Sodomite incorrect, so you are in a sense, spreading disinformation. I’m sure it makes you a decent living, fanning the fires of hatred, much like Reverend Phelps, Jesse Jackson, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

            Think of it this way, when you get to meet your maker, would you rather be Matthew Shepard or the Reverend Phelps?

            Honestly, to assume that we would know or could know what would happen to either of their soles is disgusting, disturbing and at the very least, incorrect.

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            • I think this article is supposed to be satirical, Sodomite. Not to be taken seriously. I mean, come on,

              ‎”As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs”

              Really?

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            • Are you honesty proud of yourself being such an expert at perversion?

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            • This saddens me deeply. What is with this “gym shower” nonsense. It only shows how skewed your perception of gay sex is. Sex can be an intimate exchange no matter what genders are involved. If you’ve ever had loving, intimate sex before, then it is possible for you to understand that gay sex can be that way too- Not some dark fantasy.

              That book you live your life by only gets in the way. This security blanket people use to avoid accepting what is unknown only causes war, pain, guilt, obligation. That book was not written by your perceived God. It was written by flawed men. You know man makes mistakes, sins. The bible might be the worse human mistake of all. God is good. You I’m afraid are heavily misguided though. I will prey for you.

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          • Tell me Stephenson, what did Jesus say our job as His followers is? To judge, or to love unconditionally as He did and does? Please don’t misrepresent our God or His children any longer.

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            • I follow the Bible Nathan which tells us to spread the Word of God. And your understanding of that passage from Matthew is limited at best. We must talk openly and freely about our faith. You should be ashamed of yourself trying to limit my free speech like that. This is how you liberals are, when someone says something you don’t like you want to shut him down. Disgusting. Look yourself in the mirror my friend. I will pray that you find redemption.

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            • The Comedian


              “You kids are impeding on my freedom of speech!”

              Says the old bastard who would force everyone into his way of life, regardless of how they feel, and how he’s guilty of impeding those same rights on other people.

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          • Yosefine Tinkelman


            wow! after reading your article i’m still not sure how to effectively be a power bottom. since you did describe it in graphic detail the next step is to provide a demonstration. if you fly out to the bay area i can set up a date for you with a hot top! get this, he’s actually not afro-american but a light skinned, half white latino! let’s do this soon please! i’m itching to learn how to power bottom from a true master!search%3Fq%3Dgay%2Bjesus%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D702%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=476&vpy=116&dur=4245&hovh=233&hovw=216&tx=118&ty=109&page=1&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0

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            • Please don’t discriminate against my faith. I believe many Christians have been helped by this news article. You should reconsider your lifestyle and the dangers it poses to children.

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            • You only help Christians who are just as psychotic as you Stevie. Only an idiot would believe what you wrote to be the ‘truth’.

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            • The Comedian


              The hell? How’d my name change?

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            • I think the parents of the children you “entertain” should know the dangers you pose to said children. You are a deviant in every sense of the word. And a closeted, ignorant, moronic deviant at that.

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          • Chad Sawyer (yeah, I'm listing my full name)


            How many gay people will God create before you realize we’re here on his/her behalf?

            We are approaching 7 Billion people on Planet Earth. From figures from each census (taken every 10 years), about 1 in 10 people are Homosexual. That’s 700,000,000 across the globe, 350,000,000 Gay couples.

            Get over yourself, you are self indulgent hateful people that feel so entitled that you believe that only people like you should even exist.

            You feel so entitled that you take on the ability to judge on behalf of the God you worship. Who gave you that power? I seem to recall, “Judge not, lest you be judged”. And by your hateful judging, it’s doubtful you’re living a holy life. You are no better than what you fictitiously describe.

            I am a gay man. I’ve been in a Monagomous relationship for 18 years. We are a family. He gets home, I make dinner, we watch the local then national news, he’s got to get up early so he goes to bed. I watch some cartoons on the cartoon network, then go upstairs and sleep. This is the Gay Agenda, to love, to live and to be without hate spewing delusional f#cktards like you, that are way to fixated on what I do in bed (not too much after 18 years, I’m sure you can ‘relate’) and not for the good of the community, not the good of the people or not the good of the planet.

            You pretend to be Gods yourself, entitling yourselves the ability to Judge. You don’t pratice what you preach. You know NOTHING, you REFUSE TO HEAR, you REFUSE TO ASK, you REFUSE TO LOVE. Plain and simple EVIL.

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            • THE INTERNET, IT IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

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            • Dear Sars Buns, please have your caps lock key inspected, it may be defective.

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            • I coundnt have said it any better KUDOS to you!!!!!!

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            • Barney Trubble


              Your statistics are woeful. 700 million gaysexuals does not equal 350 million gaysexual couples. Gays do not automatically pair off: they prefer to mate in chains or clusters. Have you never been to San Francisco?

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            • This is the life I would want for myself when I grow up… And yes, I am a 16 year-old openly gay Christian. I lector at my church every Sunday, and even the people who know that I am gay tell me that I do a great job.

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          • I’ve had many phallus’ in my anus, but I must say that “going quite deep” really depends on the man with the phallus! I mean theres a big difference in being tickled or tortured! I must say to describe it quite well! Maybe as if you have experienced the ole phallus in the anus yourself? If you haven’t you really should! It’s quite nice!

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          • Just curious


            I’m wondering why you keep talking about liberals in your comments? This is supposed to be about anal sex. Homosexuality and anal sex are also not the same thing, not sure if you know that? And why must it be “in the back of a gym shower” or “in an alley”? I mean, I know people have sex in strange places but in an alley?? Crazy, but I think anal sex CAN in fact happen in a bed in a non violent, not strange way.

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          • What you dont take into account is that you put your views on everyone else. you neglect to see that a true journalist finds the facts first then uses commentary to support his/her findings. yet the only thing you use is the bible,(dont get me wrong im a christian, my uncle’s a minister, i know my bible back and for) yet faith books do not show proof, they show your beliefs. last time i checked, a belief was not concrete evidence nor was it concrete Enough in order to support a strong thesis. like i was saying you neglect to recognize that you are still judging and saying its morally wrong throughout this commentary, yet you then put up a verse that says only god can judge….crickets please….thats your cue to feel awkward seeing as you have judged someone.now again with this morally right and wrong thing….by your belief you believe that murdering is a sin, lying is a sin, cheating is a sin, adultering is a sin, fornication is a sin, yet you have done at least one of these. gods says that sin is sin …a lier is no better than a thief, and a thief, is no better than a murderer. he says ” for all fall short of the glory” meaning everyone, your sins stink just as bad as mine does, but because i have god, i have been forgiven for them….thank you for reading and have a blessed day:) may god bless you and keep you.

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          • VERY HOT!!!
            CIGARETTE ANYONE?

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        • This man knows nothing of what he is talking about..let me tell you…when two Gays call a third a “power bottom” it is usually not meant as a compliment that’s for starters…number 2 where does he get and do his research? Lies….all blatant and twisted lies! I thought LYING was a SIN to so-called Christians…

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          • exactly! I laughed my ass of reading this. This guy is a joke! This guy is writing from imagination and over inflated stereotypes probably from his own fantasies!

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          • Oh yeah! Power bottom can be a great compliment amongst us, deluded Homosexuals. Believe the myth! We are all twisted! and we use crystal meth to enhance our predatory instincts!!! Oh God, this is too funny.

            You forgot to mention these tendencies are all drug fueled! Huge part of the pathology, btw…

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        • Malcolm Goodwin


          Dear Friend, as a trainee member of clergy, and a microbiologist, I wish you would be much more guarded and accurate in your thow away comments. I have to council so many christians who have contracted STD’s because of bad health messages being sent through Christian congregations. Not all STD’s are incurable…and urgent same day treatments are available for most including HIV. Do not spread bad messages as some of you christian kin will suffer an illness because you gave them a bad message. If you can’t say it right – then shut up and don’t say anything.

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      • Ummmm......really?


        Still has what? Ignorance and herpes?

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      • Tyson Bowers IV


        I like turtles!

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      • This man sure is interested and seems to know, or thinks he knows about homosexuality and sex. I think he is just ignorant and spiritually sick. Just wait till he has to face his hatred and unkind behavior on judgment day.

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      • Cornelius Thurgood


        I agree: HOT debate. I’m totally turned on right now.

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      • Chad Sawyer (yeah, I'm listing my full name)


        p.s. I’ve forwarded this onto Al Pacino’s contacts. I’m sure he’ll love to sue the ‘HELL’ out of you for preaching this hate and showing his picture as an example.

        I also found this on the lunacy article about Sweat Sodomy and Radical Socialism. I’m forwarding this and from every story I’ve found his picture on. I hope you lose everything you possess.

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        • Shame on you. The Bill of Rights protects my Freedom of Speech. You liberals really want a dictatorship not a democracy, am I right? Your real colors come out when you’re pressed against the wall. How sad.

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          • There’s a difference between speech and hate speech Stevie, and hate speech is NOT under the Freedom of Speech you will wave around the moment you get pissy that people are telling you to shut the fuck up. You can say things that people disagree with, but you can’t say shit that will start a damn war.

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          • You’re an idiot if you think he’s suppressing your freedom of speech by disagreeing with you.

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            • The Comedian


              Stevie thinks anyone who disagrees with him is suppressing his rights and is an agent of Satan.

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          • Freedom of Speech isn’t absolute.

            Like it’s illegal to yell “Fire!” in a crowded rectum. Or something like that.

            You know that straight people have anal sex, right? And that sodomy also includes oral sex? Dear god, you’ve never gotten a blow job, have you? Do you still get them? Or given oral sex to a woman?

            And what’s this bit about “hind legs in the air”? Do you think gay men have “fore legs”? Quite the Freudian slip.

            Face it. You’re a pig. One of those pigs who has a priori decided you hate something, and then set out to backfill (pun intended) to support your decision.

            Free speech, right?

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          • James Wright


            He’s correct. I’m gay and don’t find this hate speech. It’s an attempt to explain something he understands to be wrong.

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          • Ah the beauty of free speech: bigots like you are free to advertise how conceited, delusional and hateful you are, and society is richer for that knowledge. Please, tout your vitriolic prejudice; proclaim from the church-tops how fundamentally out of touch you are with mainstream values. Go on, preach your bizarre ideology to your ever diminishing choir, and watch the ranks of your opposition grow. Thank you.

            But I have one problem, you forgot to mention my personal favourite, fisting! Well half-favourite I suppose… Favourite would have to be double-fisting, so fulfilling…

            But

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          • OK Mr. Stephenson Billings, you by far, are one of the most horrible people and christians I have ever heard an opinion from. No, seriously. Your heart must have died years ago, for you to have such hatred for people you know nothing of. Your methods for educating ANYONE on this subject matter are proposterous. If you weren’t ‘raped’ or have not in any way participated in any of these ‘homosexual’ acts (which they definately are not limited to ‘gay men’) then describing the act as ‘painful’ is merely you just stealing someone elses opinion. Do you always teach based on other peoples experience? Here’s another thing: you keep mentioning that God wants you to ‘spread his word’, but you are being descriminate of which of His words you choose to spread. Spread the whole Word. God preaches love to all, he does not descriminate- God IS LOVE, and so far, all you are is HATRED. You are a bubbling pot of frustrations, and you are trying to find all your answers by addressing what you belive to be issues that other people have, when in fact you have officially proven how rediculous your thoughts are. It is said that you should ‘take the plank out of your own eye before you point out the splinter in your brothers.” You should read all parts of the Bible and consider all of it to be worthy of teaching- and allow people to make their own decisions, not what you have decided for them. God gave people intelligence so they can decide for themselves- not for others. You have a troubled way of looking at the world, and of people based off of sexual acts. If you think that God would base his JUDGEMENTS for people by what they do sexually in their own consent, then you have insulted Gods intelligence and befouled his word- God is so much more in-debth than that. He considers all aspects of all people, of all walks of life. Black, white, asain, hispanic- ALL RACES, and all sexualities. It’s a shame you have limited God’s existence to being nothing more than an entity that punishes. God rewards so many people, gay or straight or bisexual or transgender. What anyone puts up their butt is their own concern, and deserves nothing more than a slight ‘raise of the eyebrow’ of curiousity. If you haven’t tried it, don’t knock it. One mans pain is another mans pleasure!

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        • Barney Trubble


          Wow great move Chad Sawyer. So now you’ve outed Al Pacino to his family and friends. Well done – that’s really helping your limp-wristed cause. Forwarding documentary footage of gaysexual activities to Pacino’s unsuspecting acquaintances does more for the Christian right than a thousand Hail Mary’s and How’s Your Fathers.

          Such self-sabotage. A phrase you would find hard to pronounce with a voice that sounds like a gas leak.

          P.S. Chad Sawyer, if my name also sounded like a Fusion cuisine entree I wouldn’t list it…

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      • I just finished masturbating reading this.
        Nice details!!! Honestly. You seem to know a lot about the all gay sex experience. How ‘s that? Search for some gay porn? You seem very aware of the dubious gay life style. Got something in the closet you would like to share with the rest of us?

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      • Standing against a wall with one’s exposed buttocks swaying out?

        “Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards.” Don’t forget… the sick twisted rythmic beat of the drum and the fallsetto tones of a disco diva belting out a song about S&M. SSS & MM SSS & MM.

        You must have a better porn subscription than I do. Or you travel in better destinations, because in 46 yrs as a Gay Christian Man I’ve never encountered anyone who I would describe in this manner…In an abandoned warehouse or anywhere for that matter.

        God forgive your soul.

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      • Why are you so fascinated in what gay people are doing in their personal lives? Some of your information is so off the mark, it sounds like you’ve got a cult of your own going. Why does what gay people do with their bodies and anuses such a fascination to you? I personally don’t care what you do in yours. And as for this power bottom thing, this is not a NEW thing and neither is pedophilia in the church or lebianism in the nunnery.

        Let me remind you of 2 things.. 1) there are approximately 300 abominations of heterosexuality in the bible, compared to 2) about 7 regarding homosexuality.. hmmm!!..

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    • The Comedian


      Oh god you’re back. Stevie, we don’t want to hear about your sexual misadventures with your boyfriend.

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    • oh, to be that power bottom’s rectum. pampered with talc, pipes buffed to gleaming perfection, plied with drinks and whatnot…

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham


      Stephenson, your words are inspired, sparkling refreshment for a parched spirit.

      Our women’s club uses the Serpico movie to teach young people how the gay lifestyle is one based on lies and deceit. We all agree that your article is a more focused approach.

      Praise be and warm welcome back, you dear man.
      BB

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      • Does it teach them where the power bottoms put their forelegs, too?

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        • Bendy Bottom


          We powerbottoms sometimes put our ankles behind our ears!

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      • Um… You mean the Al Pacino film ‘Cruising’? Which is the still above. Oof. you people. no clue.

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      • OMG really Blanche…. the gay lifestyle is one based on lies and deceit? As a heterosexual female I can tell you that I have been cheated on, lied to, abused and deceived by boyfriends in the past. It has absolutely nothing to do with sexual orientation, it is a person’s attitude that makes them who they are and how they treat people.

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        • You have a point, but this article is about homosexuals. Your square peg doesn’t fit into that round hole. Christians are very dedicated to promoting fidelity in the marriage.

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          • “Square peg”… “round hole”? You definitely sound like an expert on “pegs” and “holes”!

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          • “Round hole” eh? Well well, seems like this WHOLE article (get it? hole and whole) is focused on things being able or not being able to fit in round holes. Just an observation.

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          • To sum you up in a word, you are a “Crank”. You have far too much time on your hands if you are writing this. Go and look at something more interesting. Why target something which you personally think is wrong? You have an opinion which you are entitled to, but don’t sit there and think you are right. Nobody knows who is right or wrong. Get a life.

            Oh and I got bored of this less than half way through. Just so you know, a lot of women love it up the arse too, so is that wrong!?

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          • You are one of the most ignorant person I have ever read something on. No really.

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          • Gayness Personified


            I had sex with a Youth Pastor in the Baptismal after-hours .. it was quite hot and he was all about promoting his square peg into my round hole.!. Mmmm .. that’s makes me hot just thinking about it.

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          • As far as I know it’s a round peg going into a round hole, and it must fit if this trend is continuing… ;)

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          • JANE DOE OFCOURSE


            i bet i can get my square peg to fit in your round asshole. (:

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          • HA! I grew up in the “Christian” community…in fact a very conservative, non-denominational/evangelical community and I can tell you that though they “are very dedicated to promoting fidelity in the marriage.” That doesn’t mean that they practice what they preach! They are some of the most deceitful, conniving and promiscuous people I will ever know. They just try to hide it and keep it between them and “God”, because if it does ever come to light, they will be shown the same love and respect that the Christian community shows gays…none.

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          • Homofriendly


            He has clearly thought about this subject very deeply… and graphically. You know I have to commend this guy; it must have been tough writing this whole article with one hand!;)

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            • Thank you. I believe this article stands on its merit and is very well researched. I appreciate your support.

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            • And Stevie reveals that, once again, he can’t read. Or rather, he reads the first sentence and thinks he knows what people are talking about.

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          • Really Stephenson? That must be why my husband of 20 years cheated on me with the Sunday school teacher in our church? Christians who believe they have no sin in their lives make me sick! No where in the bible does it say that we are responsible for your brothers. Jesus spoke of not casting the first stone! And unconditional love! Judge not that you be not judged.
            I am a Christian and I find the twisting of scripture in this article repulsive. I am also a heterosexual who has lived with a man who had a sexual perversion. Let’s leave the bedroom to the bedroom and worry about important issues facing our world today.

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            • Linda, I am sorry to hear that you have been touched by the gay. I can only hope that you continue to maintain the proper life style choice under the radiant blessing of our Lord Christ.

              Be careful that you don’t consume television, music, or novels that might have gay content, because once exposed to the homo-gay agenda, you are always vunerable for life.

              I can understand how angry being homo’ed would make any woman. God Bless you in your journey!

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            • Don’t get hysterical! I never said Christians were perfect. in fact, we are all sinners and that’s why we need to read from the Bible and interact with men of faith. We need those reminders to stay on the right path because temptation surrounds us. I am sorry to hear about your problems and I pray you find happiness. Life is too short.

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            • Stevie, you are hellbent in thinking that not only are YOU perfect, but that Jesus died for the sins of everyone ELSE, and that YOU somehow know what’s best for everyone else, regardless of the fact that you’re using an outdated book and that you’ve proven time and time again that you don’t understand anything at all.

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            • Ummm…Linda? I think Icey just called you a lesbian. Apparently he doesn’t know the difference between hetero- and homo-sexual. You were touched by “the gay”? Huh. I didn’t read anything in your post about you having “relations” with another woman. Oh, maybe he “assumed” that the Sunday school teacher was a man. No, that can’t be right. Only a woman would be reduced to such a tedious job. ;)

              (Need to read a little closer and not so much “into” posts, there Icey.

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          • This is possibly the most ignorant article I’ve ever read. WORSE, its dripping with ill concealed hate. Christian, ha! The even bigger offense are the ones praising this shame to human kindness. BB in particular is clearly one without a real mind or critical thinking. “Based on lies and deceit,” really? The ENTIRE gay lifestyle. For one who obviously is not part of it, she can sure make a thorough analysis, huh? All from a movie. A movie! You’ll sure be surprised when your hate is weighted on YOUR judgement day. Take this as one trying to save you from damnation.

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          • Anuses aren’t round. And penises aren’t squared off.

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          • Bendy Bottom


            Promotion and Action are two different things, dear Stevie. Please see Mr. Baker, Mr. Tagard, and Mr. Sanford, Mr. Duvall, Mr. Lee. Shall I go on?

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        • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham


          Bernadette,

          What a lovely name. You obviously have not seen the Serpico movie, which illustrates the lies and deceit in one gay man’s life.

          While you are welcome to post your alternative views, it is always good policy to know what you are writing about before you hit “submit”.

          Thanks for your kind reply,
          Kind regards,
          BB

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          • Has-seen-a-film-in-the-last-thirty-or-so-years


            Serpico?

            Seriously?

            All the arguments in the world to choose from, and you go with Serpico?

            I’d be disappointed if I was able to stop laughing. Ah well. Back to committing vile acts of sin, like making love to partners, enjoying life, not hating other people, etcetera etcetera…

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            • LMAO! Bernadette! Your comment back to Blanche in my opinion is the best on here so far. I would love to shake your hand and call you my friend. You made me laugh so hard I woke my husband from a dead sleep and I had to explain to him why I was laughing uncontrolably. I too live a life in sin with my husband, enjoying life not hating people and loving myself for who I truly am. Have a great day because you sure made mine!

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          • Blanche, you don’t realize the irony of course, but your initials also stand for barebacking, which is sex without a condom. Ask your husband about it. He and I had it in a public restroom while you were at Bible study last night.

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          • Blanche,

            You are truly sad and disturbed. You cannot truthfully illustrate the nature of anyone’s life based on any fictional film.

            In reference to aforementioned “good policy”, I would say that is something you may want to consider when obtaining your facts, dear.

            Kind Regards,
            BM

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            • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham


              While I hadn’t realized when I made the comment above, it seems that the Gays find this Serpico Cruising movie very offensive. Offensive the same way underwear garments are offensive to Mormons.

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          • Stephenson's Man


            Blanche darling,

            I could not agree with you more: one certainly must know what she is writing about before hitting ‘submit’. Just like you did when you submitted this post on homosexuality. Why, I had no idea, you big ol’ Les ;D

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          • Does this mean all straight people act the same according to Jerry Springer ??

            Or how about the show Cheaters ?
            Because if it’s on the television or in a book it must be correct ? I mean all you all do is cheat and sleep with your friends partners ?

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      • another man


        Dear BB, do you realise “BB” stands for “Bareback” which is the type sexual activity engaged in by some homosexual men. i think you should reconsider your name.

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        • Actually BB is bareback, and its when you dont use condoms, it is not just for gay sex, but for all sex that involves placing a penis into someone sans condom.

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        • Yes, you really should change your initials, BB. I certainly don’t want my sexual practices associated with anyone named “Blanche.”

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          • There is a gay bar named Blanche near me, does that count?

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      • It is so great that you are teaching your fellow man about homosexuality the same way that the church taught us the world is flat. your information about homosexuals is wrong, deceiptful, and used to casue fer and anger to the world.

        I hope one day you will be properly enlightened to the truth that is out there, and not mimick the words of ones who are wrong.

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        • “Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God.” –1 Corinthians 6:9–10.

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          • The Comedian


            Random bible quotes, when common sense and intelligence are lacking.

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          • You Faux-Christians who are so smitten with the non-Christian Old Testament (but, of course, only the condemnations and abominations that pertain to others, never yourselves) and the rantings of the neurotic Paul and Augustine (both sex-obsessed woman haters) never seem to pay much attention to what the person who so-called ‘Christianity’ takes it name from – Jesus Christ. HE said nothing against gay people, but he condemned the rich and religious hypocrites soundly. Funny how people like you and your ilk never seem to call these people to repentance or condemn them, isn’t it? Yet, Jesus never said anything against gays but you hateful perverters of his Word spend inordinate amounts of time spreading hate and lies about them. Why are you so obsessed with homosexual sex? You have far more in common with Islam in this regard. It’s interesting that you don’t switch to a religion whose inventor actually said hateful things about gay people instead of trying to pretend to be a follower of One who did NOT. Who do you really believe in? Paul, Moses, Mohammed or Jesus? Your chosen quotes give you away. What dissonance you must have to endure.

            BTW, if you’d actually ever read the Bible you’d know that the sin of Sodom was ‘inhospitality to the angels of the Lord’. You fundamentalists’ interpretation is right out of the Qur’an. More reason for you to convert to Islam where your views actually belong.

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      • Dearest Blanche,

        What are your ideals on mixed fibre fabrics? I am in the most terrible quandry. After sacrificing at the alter for my sin of bleeding, I now want to wear a pretty and comfortable garment for a night of celebration. You understand, I’m sure… well, its either sacrifice or wearing a bell and shouting “unclean” everytime you bleed, right?

        My spirit is parched. Please, fill me up with something sparkling!

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      • Are you kidding me? Seriously… 1)use the serpico movie to teach young people how the gay lifestyle is based on lies… That’s insane. It’s no less based on lies than heterosexuals who cheat, divorce multiple times in their life, swindle the poor, or use Jesus as a way to get more money, more power and to oppress others in order to make themselves feel superior.
        If you are against lies Blanche, the how about not telling the story of Christ’s birth. It’s based on the myth of Osiris from Egyption Mythology… VERBATIM. Osiris was called “Lord of Lords”, “King of Kings”, “God of Gods”, “Resurrection and the Life”, “Good Shepherd”, “Eternity and Everlastingness”, and the god who “made men and women to be “born again”
        His birth was announced by Three Wise Men: the three stars Mintaka, Anilam, and Alnitak in the belt of Orion… Had a star in the east, Sirius, that signified his birth… Had a Eucharist ceremony of sorts, in which his flesh was eaten in the form of communion cakes of wheat… taught much of the same material as Jesus; many teachings are identically the same, word for word… was killed and later resurrected, providing hope to all that they may do likewise and become eternal.

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      • Blanche you do realize christwire is a satyrical website that actually makes fun of christians right?

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      • you are an idiot. parched spirit? probably more like a parched pu**y – and really – who has the time to be hating an already hated group?

        aren’t our schools (faling) and our children (failing) more important than targeting energy @ gay people? mind you, there is a pretty good shot that one of your kids or one of your dearest friends is gay.

        daily, people are beaten up and sometimes killed in the good Lord’s name because of websites like this and people like you.

        ask matthew shepard (or his father) how he would feel about your hate-ridden comment. i have nothing but compassion for you, and hope you soon find something better to do with your time.

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        • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham


          Ashley,

          I think you bring up some interesting points about our failing educational system. I addressed the comment to Stephenson, yet your name is Ashley. Reading and understanding are fundamental to success, as is prayer and a faith driven life plan.

          I don’t know anyone you name in your reply and have a difficult time correlating a website or any Christian with the violence you mention.

          Maybe you need to deeply consider why you are angry with my comment addressed to Stephenson.

          Kind regards,
          BB

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          • Matthew Wayne Shepard (December 1, 1976 – October 12, 1998) was a student at the University of Wyoming who was tortured and murdered near Laramie, Wyoming, in October 1998. He was attacked on the night of October 6–7, and died at Poudre Valley Hospital in Fort Collins, Colorado, on October 12 from severe head injuries.

            During the trial, witnesses stated that Shepard was targeted because of his sexual orientation. Shepard’s murder brought national and international attention to the contention of hate crime legislation at the state and federal levels

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          • FTL (feed the lions)


            Blanche Beecham is actually a straight man with a penis, he likes to pretend to be a woman online. Christians have been making their wealth off of lies for 2000 years. Lying is their job. You can’t expect someone to quit their job, especially when it pays so well and requires zero effort and zero intelligence. Christians fight to have intelligence stripped from education. This should demonstrate what we are up against. A agenda of greed based on lies and stupidity. FTL (FEED THE LIONS)

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            • Norman Beecham


              I take offense to that. Blanche is my wife, and although she comes home every night dripping the semen of ten different men I still love her. Please retract your statement.

              p.s. As much as I love my wife her swinging lifestyle has left me with nobody to do me with a strap-on. I’m interested in starting a relationship with another man who can satisfy my needs without the need for toys. I’m still waiting for an answer from Bruce Danus.

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      • Crazy fucking cunt. Praise be go fuck yourself. Get a fucking life and it’s preposterous to think that you actually believe or base your information on a movie. Further more, you show a “gay lifestyle” movie to your deciples and then read an article about power bottoming, that describes how it’s done. If the Christians want to homosexuals, just ask, we’ll be happy to break you in. Then you may have an idea what it’s like to scream….”Jesus Christ, fuck me harder, I’m Cumming!” you perverts are more wrong than you make the homosexuals out to be.

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      • so being gay is wrong but brainwashing children to hate others isn’t. your womens club sounds messed up. why don’t you wait till they are adults and then ask them their opinion?
        hate is not the answer.
        this article is clearly someone merely explaining there own dislike of the behaviours they happen to have. i am gay but i dont go around bending over in allyways or public toilets. stephenson seems to know all about that.
        how bout you teach the children ethics so they dont lie and sneak around behind peoples backs.

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      • Really? You use an ancient , manufactured piece of imagination to “educate”? Were the writers of this movie homosexual? Really? You allow other people,s imaginations as the stuff of your brains with out real thought and facts from those who are actually in the know?
        No wonder this country is messed up.

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      • Really? You use an ancient , manufactured piece of imagination to “educate”? Were the writers of this movie homosexual? Really? You allow other people,s imaginations as the stuff of your brains with out real thought and facts from those who are actually in the know?
        No wonder this country is messed up.

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      • Jixxie Synn


        And there’s pure honesty in heterosexual partnerships? There are days were I wish such “hardcore christians” were aborted before they disgraced the world.

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      • Cinnamon-Stick


        Blanche Beecham’s Lesbian Mothers’ Association should concentrate on why they haven’t been approached by their partners for so long rather than worrying about why other people are getting it out there, especially when they try and twist their children’s little heads with stuff they know nothing about! All the good work women have done over the centuries to stop discrimination against them and you’re starting it yourselves… A piece of advice: end your sordid little club and concentrate on being happy in your own lives.

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      • GET A GRIP GRETA!!

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      • Your Woman’s Club rubs one off to what?

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    • Billings is back! I started a rumor that you were dead.

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      • You’re a sinful sinner and if you continue like this you will burn in hell before the month is up.

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        • I thought only judge on whether you’re going to hell or not?

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        • That’s cool.

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        • Ooooh, “sinful sinner” huh? Repetition and redundancy?! Shit’s going down now- the followers are bringing out the big guns!

          Wait, I forgot you Billings fans are morons, so allow me to enlighten you: The above paragraph was sarcasm. You’ve just been insulted. Better now?

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          • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham


            You need not be filthy-dirty in your replies.

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            • Apologies, I didn’t mean to be “filthy-dirty.”

              Allow me to rephrase my previous comment: “Major doo-doo will shortly abound!”

              Better?

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            • Blanch, Were you in the Palmolive commercials in the 50′s ?

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          • internet=serious business

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        • Is that your real name? It is hilarious sounds like Tyrannosaurus.. and you have the brain of a dinosaur too

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        • Lurlene Tyrran (or tyrant?) Shores?
          Are you insane? Like, honeslty. (for the love of Christ) or to just, well, humor yourself, go back and re-read what you just posted: “You’re a sinful sinner and if you continue like this you will burn in hell before the month is up.”
          Why are you so angry? Why is whatever you’re writing about hurt you so much. Are you, PERSONALLY being physically or emotionally hurt? Why? …ask yourself: WHY? why so much hate (i.e “sinful sinner.) why do you write so much hate. and, personally i must add, if the person you’re responding, let’s so for just humorous cercumstances, say well yeah maybe he/she WILL go hell. If that happens (which I gaurentee you will absolutely NOT happen…, if anyone’s gonna go to hell, you’ll be the “sinful snner” preaching hate & shame who fall follow their path. but even then, i’m being hateful, SO i really, THEN, don’t take it personally. (and w/ that said I have to shower so i can go out for a delicious sushi dinner & then of to the Boston Pops at their opening night at Symphony Hell, ooh- I meant Hall.
          Ta Ta…. (don’t let is fester, then you’ll start to be sinning yourself…, and it’s a horrible feeling to be a sinner, right???)

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    • “We will also be asked to account for our fellow man, our brothers and our fathers, our sons and our fellow Americans. One recalls that moment when God asked Cain about Abel, and Cain’s fateful reply, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” Now more than ever we need to be the best brothers’ keepers we can be.”

      You completely omitted women from that.

      “it is vital that we fight vigilantly against the worst humanitarian disasters surrounding us.”

      Remind me again what homosexuality has to do with humanitarian disasters?

      “Sodomy. It is a vile word. God justly describes it as in an “abomination” worthy of destruction in both Genesis and Ezekiel.”

      So Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed twice? Doesn’t that just go to show that the writers of the bible were running out of ideas?

      “This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain.”

      You’ve had a penis or an object of equal size up your ass? Ooh, give us all the details.

      “he is singularly dedicated to this sexual assault”

      Consensual anal sex is not assault.

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      • Tyson Bowers III Tyson Bowers III


        I told you I called him to come put you back in your corner.

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        • Yeah, except he’s never put me in a corner. I asked you for proof of that claim and you took the easy way out by saying “my site, my rules”. Pussy.

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          • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


            More devil speak from an unbelieving sinner.

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            • Explain how what I said is “devil speak”.

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            • Adam Nelson Sucks Cock


              fuck off

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            • “devil speak”? Go back to the dark ages

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            • Gayness Personified


              Devil Speak .. hmmmm, is that similar to Valley Girl? or more like speaking in Tongues .. :>o

              And honey I can speak some Tongue .. let me tell you.

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        • Do you people live in Bizzaro world?

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          • Christian Intellectual


            NO, we live in Christendom.

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            • That’s just South of Tweedledom(sp) I believe.

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            • I have met many who are from Christendom. what is sad is that many, if not all, do not follow the path of Jesus.

              it is not enough to believe in Jesus, but we must follow the path that Jesus has lead before us. only then, can we truely be Christians

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            • NO. YOU live in AMERICA.

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            • Gayness Personified


              Wait a minute ..!

              Christ is DOMINATE TOP?!.

              Wow, I was taught he was a Power Bottom or possibly Bi – he supposedly had that thing with Mary Madelene on the side .. but his usual was orgies with the fellows.

              Wow – you learn something everyday.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


        Mr. Billings has been a great mentor for me since age 7 when my homogay father forced me into a life of male fecal fisting prostitution. He found me walking on one of the known homogay “prostitution tracks”, which I am sure he was cruising down only to find lost souls such as mine. He took me into his home and mentored me, filling me with the Holy Spirit and the love of Christ. I am ashamed that many of you on here are calling this great Man of God names like pedophile and homogay. God will judge you soon enough.

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        • Homogay? haha. He should of taught you proper English. Actually, the only thing that comes up on Google when you search it is, Urban dictionary and a porn site. Also, it just sounds weird, where he found you. I’m betting it wasn’t lost souls, but whatever, at least you are doing fine now believing in superstitious shit.

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        • Gotta love Power


          What elese did he fill you with?

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        • Gotta love Power


          What else did he fill you with?

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        • Bruce, I am sorry to hear about the torment that your father put you through. I assure you, it is not the way most of un homogays (homosexuals) live.

          There are far more cases of men prostituting thier daughters at a young age, and there is the sexual abuse in the church.

          I condone none of these acts. I just wish to shed some light on you

          I am glad to hear you found some peace following Jesus.

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        • Bruce Danus? Or bruised anus? Either way, this is hella funny.

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        • That father of yours is just a bad person. It has nothing to do with the fact that he is “homogay”…make sure that you understand that. Regardless of sexual orientation, anyone making you do that is WRONG.

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        • The trolling here is impressive… most impressive.

          Bruce Danus
          (Bruised Anus)

          Good one.

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      • Hello Claire, it’s suprising to see you haven’t matured one bit since my vacation. Of course I didn’t include females in that paragraph you refer to, the focus of this piece IS homosexual sodomy!

        Sodom and Gommorah weren’t destroyed twice, but there are two famous references to its destruction because of its abominations in the Bible. Any Christian will understand what I mean. Well God bless little buddy,

        Stephenson

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        • The Comedian


          You do realize that Sodom and Gommorah weren’t destroyed because they had homosexuals, and it was because they had terrible people who raped and pillaged and murdered, right? Of course not, that would mean that you actually read the bible instead of just listening to other hate-talk.

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        • “it’s suprising to see you haven’t matured one bit since my vacation.”

          I think I’m more mature than you are, considering how you can’t even spell surprising.

          “Well God bless little buddy”

          So you’ve reverted from calling women “little lady” to “little buddy”? Okay then…
          The-Skipper.jpg-4492.jpg

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          • Has-seen-a-film-in-the-last-thirty-or-so-years


            I still have a massive crush on the Skipper.

            I’m going to dream about him now. Thanks, Claire!

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          • Claire, you inspired me with this photo to write about the Skipper. Thank you so much for the tip!

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            • The Comedian


              “EVERTHING IS RELALTED TO TEH GAEYZ!”

              Oh the rantings of a crazed, old, demented man-child.

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        • Tyson Bowers III Tyson Bowers III


          Don’t let the beast bother you. She has been on a rant ever since she realized her school was just another overpriced trade school. Her school offers a B.S. in fashion design.

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          • “She has been on a rant ever since she realized her school was just another overpriced trade school.”

            I go to a legitimate college, dipshit.

            “Her school offers a B.S. in fashion design.”

            Yes, it does. Do I like it? No. The fashion majors are stuck up assholes who are mean to our dogs.

            That being said, it’s no reason to judge my school. Just because it’s a school that prepares kids for *gasp!* actual careers instead of awarding us with useless degrees that we’ll never use in the future doesn’t make it a bad school.

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            • So tell me Boners, what exactly is so laughable about these areas of study:

              -Veterinary Technology
              -American Studies
              -Forensic Science
              -Biology
              -Child Development
              -English
              -Human Services
              -Liberal Studies
              -Psychology
              -Business Administration
              -Hospitality Management
              -Equine Management
              -Dental Hygiene
              -Master of Science in Management
              -Funeral Service
              -Funeral Home Management
              -Bereavement Studies

              In fact, I recall you earlier making fun of the funeral home management area of study. According to the website: “…the New England Institute (NEI) at Mount Ida College is arguably the most prestigious institution in the world for the study of death and dying.”

              But then again, why I am surprised? After all, you’re the kind of asshole who spits on garbage men and other people who do the sorts of dirty jobs that nobody wants to do but that keep society functioning.

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            • Tyson Bowers III Tyson Bowers III


              They are NOT accredited! I gave you an example and other readers gave you an example of how those credits wouldn’t transfer to ANY real university. If you even took a math class at your “school” it is not credit worthy.

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            • Cassidy Pen Neoconstipated


              Any school that would accept homogay beastigals isn’t worth sending our godfearing youth. Please repent and save the souls of all.

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          • You are a disgusting abomination to any faith. You spread hate, which every human being knows to be the biggest fault or “sin” humanity breeds.

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        • Wow there are really some strange confused naive people in the US. No wonder the ENTIRE WORLD laughs at you lot.

          Clearly you did not enjoy your experience as a bottom on your vacation, it does get better, trust me.

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        • So Heterosexual sodomy is okay but not Homosexual sodomy? How else are we supposed to get our kicks other that blowjobs?

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          • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


            You should be getting your kicks from prayer groups and worship, not from vile acts.

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            • Would “war” be considered a “vile act”?

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            • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


              Only if it’s against True Believers.

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            • The only thing I got from a church group was judgment. So I left. I get quite more kicks out of taking it up the ass, or pounding a good tight hole, than I ever did at church. :)

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            • Gayness Personified


              O don’t be silly ..

              It is only vile if you don’t douche first.!.

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            • Reverend I think that’s the problem with pious ones like yourselves. The “Kicks” you get in prayer groups and worship is just another drug. And why do people turn to drugs? Often to mask deep-seated self loathing. Show me a Fred Phelps and I’ll show you a man who probably touches the youngest females in his own family. When “Christians” turn to judgment and hatred it’s often just deflection of their own sinful lusts and longings. Keep pointing the finger of blame… you know, that nasty filthy finger of yours.

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            • Jixxie Synn


              I’ll stick to getting my kicks from premarital sex and hanging out with my “from the devil” gay friends. :)

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          • Jamie you’re really dumb. Not all gay men do anal. The smart ones don’t do anal.

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        • Homosexual sodomy isn’t just for gay men. Lesbians can have anal sex too. Trust me. We don’t need biological penises to penetrate another lady’s anus. Then again, religion ignoring >50% of the population isn’t exactly news.

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          • I always thought that “Sodomy” didn’t just include genital to anal contact. According to Dictionary.com it is

            1. Oral or Anal intercourse with someone of the same sex

            2. Sex with someone of the same sex

            3. Bestiality

            So if we are gonna get down on the gays for being “Sodomites” then we also need to involve all the good christians who beg their wives to “just let me put the head in”, or “suck on it till I cum, but I won’t make you swallow”. It’s ridiculous that this term has been attached to one group of people when the vast majority of all heterosexual house holds participate in it.

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            • I messed that up, number “1″ should be “Anal or Oral intercourse with some one of the OPPOSITE sex” sorry guys

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          • Barney Trubble


            @ Maggie “Homosexual sodomy isn’t just for gay men. Lesbians can have anal sex too. Trust me. We don’t need biological penises to penetrate another lady’s anus. Then again, religion ignoring >50% of the population isn’t exactly news.”

            How utterly distasteful, the lengths and girths that you will go to just to subvert the norms of sexuality. It makes me sick to my stomach to think of some woman with short hair duct-taping a washing-up brush to her crotch and navigating it into the posterior of another woman wearing comfortable shoes. However, it does tally with what we were told in Bible class about lesbians having larger bottoms than normal people.

            Incidentally, lesbians are hardly more than 50% of the population!!! If that was the case the planet would be overrun with cats and wickerware…and it ent.

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        • Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because of their violations against the laws of hospitality, not homosexuality. Your interpretation of the bible is quite different than most.

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        • Holier than thou


          This was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Thanks so much for writing it. I do have a couple of questions; what, exactly, are “glutinous maximums” and what did you use to clean the drool off your keyboard after writing this little fantasy of yours?

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      • Well said Claire!!!!

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      • another man


        i find it interesting on this question (sexuality) that the members of the American church are very comfortable quoting the old test, well, now that 1 Corth 13 is seen in terms of temple prostitution (i.e. not consensual homosexual sex), i suppose you have to go somewhere for the authority that is so lacking in the New Test. But please if you are going to put this much importance on these pieces be consistent with the others too..how about the bits banning pork, or allowing the selling of your daughter into slavery/ Also you deny that Jesus came and fulfilled the law (old test)… do you deny Jesus? or are you just hell bent on special privileges for Christians over the rest of the world. I think at judgement day God might have a something to say to you about the use of his texts and your lack of love. now i’m looking forward to your piece of gluttony and greed… but we’re americans we can’t have a problem with that… quick defect to sex, again…

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      • why are you “quoting” the bible? what are you own words. what is your evidence to support hate? the Bible? …, and it/the bible-was written by particularly dominent white/caucation men in power, using woman and children as slaves and, etc. this is ignorant educational value. you quote and qoute? what are YOUR words.

        i gotta’ go. i can’t let myself be dragged into such silly debate. god, just live a little, walk outside and lose yourself some, enjoy life. enjoy the sunshine on your face and nature. every fall leaves turn brown and fall, flowers dies. and 6 or 7 months later all that dead nature blooms- the same thing- just, well think of that, that speaks for itself, right? (rises from the dead?? …hmm.) Enjoy your debate!

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        • people in those areas where middle eastern. Hebrews… not white.. do u not know anything about history? also Jesus wasn’t white ether

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    • Ilene Dover


      Is this a warning or an instruction manual?

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      • Billings should write gay porn. I think he’d be really good.

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        • Stephenson will never have the need to enter your line of business, Claire.

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          • The veterinary field? Well I certainly hope not.

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            • Has-seen-a-film-in-the-last-thirty-or-so-years


              Claire,

              I don’t know you, but let me just say…

              I think I’m developing a big fat gay man crush on you.

              Please continue to trounce these nutjobs.

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        • I agree… I got a chub just reading that whole stepwise approach to anal trespassing. Bravo! And only in porn do you refer to a penis as a “member”.

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        • Holier than thou


          This wasn’t gay porn?

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      • I love you Ilene. Ohh the hilarity. You two Claire. He he.

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      • Tibirius Kirk


        You know… I didn’t even know how to solicit sex in public spaces before this article. Also, I’ve been doing this in the confines of my own bedroom with my monogamous partner and I didn’t even know I have been doing this all wrong!

        Thanks for telling us how to do it right Stephenson!

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    • Did billings get more gay when he was away I didn’t know that was possible.

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    • Dear Stephenson,

      You are an unenlightened and confused moron. It’s people such as yourself, close-minded religious pigs with too much conviction in all the wrong places, that make me weep for humanity. I pray your eyes will be opened and that you will see the error of your propaganda and homophobic beliefs. May God, Allah, Brahma, and the Buddha have mercy on your clouded soul.

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    • Reverend Dan


      Firstly may I take this opportunity to welcome you back Brother Stephenson. It’s good to see you refreshed after your sabbatical- time spent in isolation with your thoughts is rarely time wasted and it is clear that you have had some serious issues weighing heavily on your mind.

      Secondly congratulations on an in-depth and informative piece of journalism. I had never heard of this particular threat to our children before and am glad you brought it to our attention. It’s remarkable what people can get up to when they don’t think they have the Lord to answer to- you certainly seem to probe areas that I wouldn’t personally want to examine too closely and I am glad that you make the arduous sacrifice to research this sort of material on our behalf. It is only right that we Christians should be vigilant in protecting our families from the gay threat but we should also be looking out for our fellow man and praying for their salvation in the hope that they might rediscover their faith and return to the path of righteousness. Well done for keeping up the good work and I hope this is only the first of many.

      Welcome back.

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      • wHOLeYmindedChristian


        I think got just as turned on by it as he did writing it.

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      • theonlysaneone


        Journalism? You need actual research and facts to call it that.

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      • Its laughable what you people do in your free time. Fighting the gays? While you fight for your prescribed beliefs we fight for the right to live our lives. You will never win on our territory.

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      • if he was in isolation, how could he have learned about homosexual acts and thier ramifications. in his isolation, he intensified a subject that he had no experience on. unless, that is, he actually tried homosexual acts, liked it then felt guilty afterwards and condemned it.

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      • Reverend Dan, your funny in a world where Priests rape little boys, you are saying that Homosexuality is evil? your saying that gay men are harming children… clearly you are wrong when ‘religon’ and ‘men of god’ are causing the most pain and suffering to children.. gay men like other men, they don’t target families they don’t target values they merely want to live…

        You sit there and go “It is only right that we Christians should be vigilant in protecting our families from the gay threat but we should also be looking out for our fellow man and praying for their salvation in the hope that they might rediscover their faith and return to the path of righteousness.” how about you police your own house and get rid of the monsters in power before commenting on those that you consider morally wrong..

        you sit there are you preach about your god, but gay men don’t kill, don’t pillage, don’t rape little boys unlike some ‘men of god’ gay men are not the evil in the world, but men like you who spread your intolerant bullshit that is causing harm to society.

        I love how you feel you can ignore parts of the bible, in order to justify your screwed up moral sense of right and wrong… people who usually protest are only protesting to hide from their own moral and ethical lies..

        Bob

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      • He PROBES areas you wouldn’t want to EXAMINE? Are you sure? Your subconscious would seem to disagree.

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    • Reverend Putty


      The Good Lord bestowed upon us our buttocks for a heightened pew sitting experience, not to serve as a pin cushion of perversion!

      PTL!

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    • Just as painful/destructive if you’re female & married.

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      • LOL. There is so much that is funny about the comments here. A: Whites are not the only gays in the world. Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Muslims, Australians and pretty much EVERY RACE AND ETHNIC group have homos. Second–No greater threat to our nation than the gay bottom? That is currently my new facebook status and it will stay that way forever. Thank you for the laughs!

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    • Mr. Billings, I have to say that I find this article particularly disturbing. I can’t get the picture out of my mind of the young white men of this great country actually enjoying the penetration of their sacred no no areas.

      There is no greater threat to our country than the gay bottom.

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      • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


        There is a greater threat than the gay bottom, Brother Van Winkle, and it’s the gay ding-dong.. the very weapon that inflicts gayism upon unsuspecting heterosexual bottoms and infecting them with the disease of homosexuality.

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        • Oh no! Not the ding-dong!

          Really? I’d be utterly depressed for you and your obvious lack of intelligence, but I’m laughing too hard!

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        • Ummmm......really?


          Heterosexual bottoms? What? Ding dongs and no no areas? Are u people real? Rev. Cluster- your pics looks very much like Allister Crowley. Makes sense.

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        • They have GAY Ding-Dongs? I have just been putting the chocolate ones in my mouth. I may have to switch brands. There is NO greater threat to America than the Chocolate DING DONG!

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        • Would those be the same ding-dongs that are statistically large in numbers that molest their little daughters and friends? They number exponentially higher than any gay pedophiles do!

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        • Gayness Personified


          My my Rev ..

          The gay ding-dong .. Mmmm how delightfully titillating.

          I’m touching my gay ding-dong right now and it is pointing to heaven!

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      • oh yes there is! like your racist way of thinking..

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      • Gayness Personified


        O Icy Van Winkie —

        Something tells me that you were fingering your ‘no-no area’ while reading and rereading this article .. that’s why you can’t get the thought of hot young white men off your mind. ;.)

        But be careful one handed typing can lead to accidents. :>o

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      • Big Phallus


        Hey Ice.. what are we in kindergarten? their “no no” areas?

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      • Gay bottoms are the greatest threat to our country? Really?

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      • Oh C’MON! Really??? The “Sacred No No Areas” and The “Gay Ding Dong” … you guys had me going for a minute …. this has got to be a joke! Good one guys, really funny shit!
        This whole thing is a joke right? I mean … RIGHT? C’MON… RIGHT?

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    • I think it’s funny as hell that some of you don’t seem to understand that this is a satirical website on par with the onion.
      LOL @ jebus freaks

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      • The Onion isn’t real or factual?!?! WHAT?! I had no idea! That’s how I get all the recent news though!

        (Just kidding! I’m well aware that it is indeed fictional.)

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    • laughing so hard i peed


      you know some graphic details of this perversion for not being gay yourself eh? I do not believe you can find this in any text book and i do not believe the gays have a pamphlet that you “found” in the church, so where did you get all your information? the bath house you duck into while no one is looking? you have made my day, i will be facebooking this for all my devious followers to learn the wrongs of homosexuals, cause they want to know what not to do and your overtly detailed account of the perversions running through your head are just what they need.

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      • This is nonsense. Does a journalist who writes about science need a degree in the subject? Does a historian need to “have been” there in order to write a credible history book? No.

        Stephenson Billings is a respected investigative journalist. If he writes about evils of homosexuality it’s because he has a foresight to address a subject of utmost importance to Christians. In fact, a subject so important that the Lord himself wrote about it in the Bible.

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        • Actually someone who writes about science DOES have to have knowledge about it, and no one is considered credible if they don’t have a degree in the field they write about. The same goes for historians- for an account to be totally, 100% accurate, the person has to have “been there,” as you put it. This is why historians learn from primary sources: pictures, journals, and the like taken or written by people who experienced certain events first hand and with their own eyes. Furthermore, Stephenson Billings is no such “respected investigative journalist.” That is an opinion, and an ill-founded one at that. By the way, I wouldn’t put it past Mr Billings to have “investigated” in more ways than one… Lastly, there are many, MANY subjects covered in the Bible. That doesn’t mean they should all be taken literally or that they’re all of the “utmost importance.” If that was the case, then we still wouldn’t be eating animals with cloven hooves or mixing or wools with our other clothing materials, nor would anyone be working on a Sunday. Your entire comment is false and reeks of ignorance.

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        • Respected. Investigative. Journalist. Hahahaha, now that’s funny.

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          • You think that’s bad, according to his facebook he’s “widely” respected. I asked him on several occasions in the past where his proof of that claim is (especially considering how if you do a google search of his name 99% of the results are people laughing at him) and each time he’s simply brushed the request off. He’s a lonely, pathetic old man.

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    • This trend must be stopped at all cost.

      I hear the Vatican is now “Benedicting” lubricating lotions to make it look as if it is Christian for men to participate in this false idol worship; one Catholic has even written a screed about it called The Solar Anus (http://linesoffracture.blogspot.com/2011/03/this-is-also-bataille.html).

      Beware of Catholics, only Evangelicals will behold the Kingdom of our Lord! Jesus Christ! In his name I pray, that he wipe the power bottoms out with his heavenly rod.

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      • Claire Supporter


        Hahahahaha really?! He can use his “heavenly rod” on me any day, but only in the manners described above ^_~

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        • ROTFL!

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        • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


          Naming yourself “Claire Supporter” makes me instantly realize you are working for the Devil, since Claire and myself are getting married. I would greatly appreciate if you changed your name to something like “Jesus Supporter” or “God Fan”. Please leave my future wife out of your horrible cyber dreams, as both myself and Claire will not think of you either. We will pray for you though, because God can heal your sickness.

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        • Thank you, Claire Supporter!

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        • That’s hot.

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      • Amen! Sodomize the bloody bastards! Make them use up all of their blessed lubes so that they cannot be sold to other sinners and prolong the anal trend! That’s using the ol’ Heavenly rod to wipe out some bottoms… ;)

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        • Used up? are you kidding, that’s what “spit & shove” is all about!! :D

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      • Gayness Personified


        Lurleen ..

        Honey I’m on my knees every night praying for my bottom to be wiped out with a heavenly rod.!.

        O, Jeezus Puhleez send me your heavenly Rod and fill me full!

        yes, lawrd YES.!.

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    • Christian Intellectual


      Mr Billings, Your objectivity, integrity and great journalistic ability to report only cold hard facts makes God very proud.

      The homogay lifestyle is disgusting and extremely dangerous but we need to learn from our enemies if we want to destroy them.

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      • God is not proud, and these are not cold hard facts.

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      • Homosexual Intifada


        Just hold on a minute, I basically don’t get much that this type of “called” christians use words such as “destroy the enemy” when the biggest and main example that Jesus left is to respect and turning the other cheek. Honestly, I think you may start a new religion and stop using God’s and Jesus’ name for your sick purposes…

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    • I got such a chub reading this

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      • Stephenson's Bathhouse Lover


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        Stephenson’s chub is nothing to laugh about. That thick 3″ of elderly man meat really makes my pucker drool. He may be rough with his member, but he’s tender with his loving.

        He did give me crabs though.

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    • This whole website is nothing but homophobic bullshit. like really? do honestly have nothing better to with your life? you just decide to sit there and gay bash? smh. pathetic. just pathetic.

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    • Like totally O!M!G! I Just loved that episode of Queer as FOlk, I cant believe you found a screen cap of it! Totally must have been trawling through your collection! It was so sad though, and you must absolutely agree, when Michael calls his weekend short with the doctor out in the country, because Brian gets his car smashed by Justin dad, SO. TOTALL. DEVO. But then you guys would know all about that, coz like Love begets love, kinda like how that totally hateful thing, you know, hate, how it begets it hate. You guys should grow up and get over your petty problems, that arent actually problems for anybody else, TOTALLY!

      Have a nice day
      An All-Loving (mature and intelligent), cocksucking, human being.
      xoxo

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    • I am a Christian, and I am proud to shout the praises of my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. I am also ashamed of so many of you, and I believe your hate will one day condem you.

      I am an openly gay Christian and I thank Him for making me gay. I am a Sunday School teacher, and my entire church is well aware that I am gay. I belive I have a calling within the gay community to heal the wound created by people such s yourselves. You know when I was 16, I talked a young man (who was 22) off a bridge, when he was half way across the country? He was set to jump because he did not believe that he could reconcile his faith and his sexuality. He is now not far off becoming a minister within his Church, and like me, is proud of the way God created him.

      I beg all of you to watch the film, “Prayers for Bobby”. It is about a mother, who has to come to terms with the fact that as a direct result of her religious convictions, her son killed himself. Yet she never lost her faith in God.

      Children are listening to yur words, and they are learning. Some will be learning to hate their fellow man, others will learn that the world hates them for something they cannot change. And I fear for the lives of those children.

      I am praying for you all. May God forgive you, for right now, I am struggling.

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      • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


        It is natural for unrepentant sinners to struggle, Suzie. But don’t worry, God will heal all psychological disorders and it is my sincere wish that you will be able to someday embrace the rest of humanity as a normal human being that was created in the image of God.

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        • Read what you wrote above, and take your own advice: “it is my sincere wish that you will be able to someday embrace the rest of humanity as a normal human being that was created in the image of God.” Need I say more…?

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      • Bless you. Stay strong.

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      • well said! amen to that

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      • Ummmm......really?


        Thank you for that Suzie. Beautifully written. Its sad to say that “Christians” like these people dont even care that hatred like this leads to suicides of beautiful gay youth with bright futures ahead of them.

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      • Hear hear Suzie as a fellow Gay Christian I agree totally with you. well said.

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      • lilly of france


        i love your tenacity here and faith confession i too am a minister of Gods love for all people in two churches one prayer group that i minister Gods healing touch in being a gay catholique. it is the joy of my life to see people healed deliverd and set free from ailments perplexity and pain thru the LOVE of Jesus Christ navagaition in the church has been quiet and just meaningfull being filled with the Holy spirit and some of the gifts of healing is my life and intercessory prayer spiritual warfare of fifteen years against the vile agenda of such as the writters of this article and the entire church against us for many years is now breaking due to strong and ferverent prayer to stop them in the spirit realm with thier homophobic lies and decit i think that the writter of this article and his beloved followers in thier great sin need to read books by sylvia pennington a straight born again minister try the book BUT LORD THEYRE GAY and learn some truths about the matter and GOD GAYS AND THE GOSPEL !! !would be a good way to start after close consideration of the truth in many versions of the scriptures comparisons they may find that they need to change thier tune and sick belief systems . i commmend you Suzie for your work and your life in testimony to the greatness of GODS love and his personal touch to lives and of cours to his beloved GAY CHILDREN as well!!!

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    • Oooooo this article ticked my insides like a raspy tongue. I think I will have to go out and find a public restroom and prepare for some unspeakable pain from a yummy leatherman…images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2AyVWSlfCv27NxORBUqE6ADojHAPw8BsLOHwaBhubsfQW7noo

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    • It is clearly obvious that this website is a safe haven for Christians to bash everything that is not them. You are all afraid of your own sexuality and your rectums. The only times you would ever come into contact with your rectum is to wipe it, if only quickly and briefly because it’s ‘disgusting and unnatural”.

      “This is surprising, given the fact that Asian heterosexual females engage in sodomistic intercourse far more often than their white female counterparts. This statistical anomaly could be explained by the fact that a growing number of white male/Asian female couples exist and that they have been introduced to the act of anal intimacy through atheism and transsexual pornography. The number of white males who are sodomizing Asian females may also account for the large number of white males being sodomized in male-on-male encounters, for there is a strong overlap of white males who date Asian females and white males who pursue homosexual acts. ”

      Or is it because Asian females are better than their White counterparts in life skills? I feel that the above quote is a bash at interracial couples, who, in my aspect, has a better chance at a life-long marriage. If you truly are a believer of God, then men and women can choose who they want to love regardless of faith, gender, and race.

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      • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


        How do you enforce a union between a God-fearing man and a devil-praising harlot? Answer me that. Some things simply cannot be left to personal “choice” without the guidance and signs from God.

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        • Here’s a sign, Rev: this comment is a sign, and it reads “You are wrong. You condemn those who mean you no harm simply because they’re different from yourself. You are to love your neighbors as yourself, be they gay, lesbian, animal, or alien! Where is your sense of acceptance and your ability to love?? Do you even know what “love” truly is? Or are you too deprived and angry at the world and those who inhabit it to open your clouded eyes? Get your glasses prescription checked, cause you’re reading and interpreting the Bible all wrong.”

          Clear enough for you?

          By the way, according to the Bible and you Christians, we are all sinners, and therefore all have a relationship with Satan. You are not a “God-fearing man” but rather a blind, hypocritical follower with no original or inspiring thoughts of your own. You have so much more in common with the “devil-praising harlot” than you are willing to realize. You’re both human for one thing, and you both have opinions. How does that make her a devil-worshiper? If someone questioned your explanation as to why we walk would you also call them a Satan-lover? Do you expect everyone to instantly swallow what you try to force feed them? If so, you’re further gone and more delusional than I initially thought. Also, we all have choices, and everything can and should be left up to “personal choice.” If we were meant to be puppets, then we’d have been born with strings and no minds to think for ourselves with. But no, we have brains, emotions, and feelings- these are tools we were and are given to help us make choices. That’s what life is!

          Pray to your God- maybe he will still forgive your ignorance. (Although if I was holding all the cards as you claim your God is, I would have burned yours before you had a chance to take your first breath, for every breath you take, dear Rev. Custard, you breathe in oxygen and life, but you exhale a toxic poison far worse than carbon-dioxide…)

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          • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


            And your point is?

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            • Christian Intellectual


              I think that he forgot to take his medication.

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            • Apparently it WASN’T clear enough…

              Allow me to simplify some more so a dimwit like yourself can comprehend- I mean, UNDERSTAND my point:

              YOU ARE WRONG AND SPREAD HATE AND LIES. THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF YOU’D NEVER BEEN BORN.

              I think that’s about as simple as I can make it.

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            • Falandrophandria


              The reverend is right, I will pray for you “humanity” may god have mercy on your soul which is so obviously saturated with the fire and dirt from hell.

              with love in mama mary,

              Falandrophandria

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    • Well I guess I’m screwed, I’m not gay, but I rather enjoy anal sex with female companions…though, sadly, the girlfriend usually refines it to birthdays and other special occasions. I know the bible kind-of says this is a no no (and yes, I’ve even read the earliest versions in Greek), but then it also says Abraham is the definition of faith since he when god commanded him to sacrifice his son in his name (such a demanding god that one) he slapped that little shit Isaac on the back of his horse and off he rode to kill him. Since I’m pretty sure that if I rolled in to my local church and told the preacher god told me to off my kid, he’d call the local police.

      I propose a deal! Since most of the gays you so revile end up fleeing your little backwater towns in the middle of the country and coming to major cites on the coast, where we generate the OVERWHELMING majority of the economic output of the country, while getting $.60-$.80 back for every federal tax dollar we give up and you often get as much as $3 back for every $1 in places like Kentucky, we could settle on a compromise. We keep doing all the work, making all the money and subsidizing you so that your communities dont all resemble trailer parks and you send us all your gays. In return all you have to do is shut the fuck up and mind your own business, tend to your own lives and families and keep your values out of our faces, since it doesn’t affect you anyway. The seems like MORE that a fair deal for you.

      And I know I know, I will be judged and soon be in hell. For “loving” people, you sure do like telling people they’re evil and wrong and love condemning them to hell. Your god sounds like a real dick.

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    • My God, it’s a miracle! The blind followers of Stephenson the Homophobe and moron extraordinaire have managed to damn me to Hell! I must be there now, for where else would I be that has so many un-evolved people congregating? It’s hell on Earth to read the comments people such as Lurlene Tyranna Shores (who’s angry because she’s never had sex of any kind; no surprise with such a bizarre name), Rev. Custer (anyone want to guess what HIS favorite lube is…?), and Tyson Bowers III (I’d bet he’s the submissive one, with a name like BOWers). You “Christians” need to re-read the Bible and get your facts straight, and please learn to accept others instead of spewing your so-stupid-I-feel-suicidal-just-from-reading-it articles. Just because you can’t understand something, and/or simply because someone things something to the contrary of what you so fervently believe, doesn’t mean the other person is incorrect! YOU ARE NOT ALL KNOWING! Obviously. If you were, you’d be off helping humanity instead of poisoning it with your hatred and selfish outlooks. God’s tears are shed for you; he weeps for his children who are lost such as yourselves. Buddha can no longer smile because you condemn the innocent due to the fact that you are mentally un-evolved and cannot view more than one side of an issue. Allah fasts in the desert to remove himself from your stupidity. Brahma tries to help you, but you recognize anything foreign as “evil,” so his good energy cannot get through your vanity.

      You people, people such as the author of this article, Stephenson, are a plague to everything decent left on this Earth and around it. You are the people God (if such a being exists) sent the flood to destroy in the time of Noah. It is you heathens who are still as simple minded as those who crucified Christ (again, if such an even occurred).

      I weep for you, lost souls.

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    • This article is a tongue-in-cheek / sarcastic / satirical /humorous piece, right? I mean, this can’t be serious.

      Jesus’ message is one of love and peace. Not hatred.

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    • Imelda Marcos


      Pray tell (pun intended), which empirical research studies back this self-hating, sex-obsessed pseudo-investigative journalist’s racist claim that Asian women are more predisposed to having anal intercourse? You’re a power joke, that’s what you are!

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    • You people are crazy


      WOW….you crazy right wing nut jobs are SO full of shit. It’s stunning.

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    • Christians would be funny if they weren’t so dangerously misguided.

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    • “They are NOT accredited!”

      Our vet tech program is accredited by the AVMA, why shouldn’t the others be accredited by their respective organizations? The New England Institute, for example, is accredited through the NCDE.

      And where’s your proof that they’re not accredited?

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    • Ummmm......really?


      Versatile means give and receive dumbass! I love everything Humanity wrote! Well put! This is the most ridiculous crock of “religious” horseshit I have read in awhile. U described powerbottoming as indescribable pain. Use poppers next time and bite a pillow, asshole!

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      • Stephenson's Bathhouse Lover


        Bottoming is awesome. No need for poppers or a pillow! Stephenson has always been a top. Try as I may, I can never get more than a few fingers in his ass.

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    • Only a true power bottom could describe what we do with such eloquence and “accuracy”. Congrats to you sir! And here’s to hoping you get YOUR fill today and everyday!

      God Bless!

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    • What’s the point of this article?
      Just describing how some gay men have sex (though HIGHLY innacurate).
      For someone that hates sodomy. You seem highly interested, lol.

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    • Newmoonluna


      I find it odd and disturbing that this ‘article’ is so graphic and detailed in a way that I
      am shocked that this so called christian can write in a manner of all ‘all knowing’! How
      In God’s Name would you know all if this crap without activley
      participating in these things you describe? Not very Christian-like in my opinion. This site is what’s partly contributing to the wrong in our society.

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    • This is so funny! I hope your kidding, “Hunt in the park” “Prey” ? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Like you said yourself, do some freaking research before you go around posting shit like this, this is crazy. I am homosexual myself and a powerbottom is just a person who likes to be done up the butt and take control. Very similar to a dominant female in a heterosexual relationship. I understand and respect if you don’t agree with a homosexual relationship or anything, but comeon, don’t go dramatizing it. It is bull.

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    • hypocritical


      Hmmm he seems to know an awful lot about all this

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    • Hi, i am a power bottom and it feels great.
      i believe that is upholds the christian view about divorce, i meet many married men in toilet blocks and back alleys and they usually thank me for doing what their wife cant, im not the monster you make us gays out to be, i usually tell them about all my diseases and if they still want to continue that is up to them. i have a very happy family life, i dearly love my 2 children and when family services permit i see them when i can, we are a very loving family and am glad that they dont remember what i did to them to have them taken off me.

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    • I have to point out that this web site is considered satire. That is, you should take it as a joke!

      Google “Christ Wire” and read the wikipedia entry on it.

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      • Christian Intellectual


        Propaganda and lies from Satan and the anti-Christian agenda.

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    • What a load of shit, Christians are hypocrites.

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      • Not all Of us are Richard as a Gay Christian I find this kind of hate equally depressing.

        How on earth did one person get so twisted and hateful When God’s First and most important Commandment is to Love?

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    • Now remember, there’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

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    • I am a power bottom and who cares????
      i dont understand why it has to be such an issue
      i prefer to be the submissive one and prefer dominate men

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      • Christian Intellectual


        Your body is a temple and God cares about what you do with it. Sodomy is a one way ticket straight to hell

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      • Lucas, I believe you are called a “pushy bottom”. That is completely different than a “power bottom”.

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    • This is the most awful thing I’ve ever seen. You people sicken me. Your hatred will burn you in the end, far worse than the supposed hell I may just end up in.

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    • Unstoppable


      Amazing how much the author knows about the “abominable homosexual lifestyle” and the various activities in entails… Methinks he’s done some “deep exploring” of his own…

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    • I see that this is satirical now. Much, much more enjoyable with that knowledge.

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    • If these so called Christians put as much effort into doing as the Lord Commands and Loving their neighbours, instead of getting on their soapboxes and having a rant about one little section of the Bible(which actually if you read it in context condemns the male prostitutes in the Temples) the world would be a better place.

      Yours Sincerely

      A Gay Christian.

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      • Christian Intellectual


        Being a “Gay” Christian is impossible (is like being a christian atheist or a satanist christian).
        You are twisting the bible to justify your satanic, depraved, disease spreading, mentally ill, homo gay lifestyle. GOD hates homogays because homogayness is a SIN.

        If you want to be a true Christian, STOP your sinful homogay lifestyle, repent for all your sins and accept Jesus in to your heart.

        “He that is not with me is against me” – Jesus

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        • I am so confused – how is being “gay” the same as being against Christ? How does you “Christian Intellectual” mind work? Believing and following Christ is great, and well understood. However how is it that YOU Christians assume that we are against him? Just because we were born with this sexuality, doesn’t mean we side with satan, and only do his bidding. Please make a rational argument, not using the bible. That book was written many times over and has implemented many themes. What you wrote about sinful homosexual lifestyle, is just down right stupid. Where is the sin in doing what we were born with? Who are you to judge? Don’t you think you have been brainwashed by whatever church you belong to? UGHz you guys are so mistaken, please wake up and get out of that stupidity you wrap yourself in!!

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          • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


            “How is being ‘gay’ the same as being against Christ?”

            Good Lord! Do you have to ask?!! Did Jesus allow himself to be violated through the exit chute by any of his disciples? Did he??

            And do you think he would be okay with Paul or Mark or Matthew propositioning him??? “Gay Christian” my foot!

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            • Well, Jesus probably wasn’t gay. Don’t be so dim-witted to think that every gay person wants to have sex with every other human being of the same sex. That notion is brought about by insecure heterosexual people and closeted, self-loathing homosexual/ bisexual people. Don’t they teach you REAL information and values at church??

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            • Rev. Custer you are fucking idiot, and i mean that in such a sympathetic way. Just because you were raised by a brainless mother who only cooked and cleaned, and an uneducated father who was missing teeth and lacked a modern lifestyle – really doesn’t mean you had to dwell in their stupidity. Rev. I mean this with all my heart – shut the fuck up, I am almost embarrassed you even exist. Your church should really reform and actually teach the truth – so far your church is just full of shit. Real Christians follow Christ and are not violent, Gays are Christians – like it or not.

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            • Gayness Personified


              O honey, from what I hear Jaysus was a power bottom – but could be versatile in a pinch.

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        • Christian Intellectual


          Homogay = Sodomy = Rape of children = SIN = embracing sin = against Christ = Satan’s spawn.

          People are not born homogay. Homogayness is a choice like murder, incest, arson, genocide, raping puppies, etc.

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          • Heterostraight = vaginal intercourse = rape of young girls = SIN = embracing sin = against Christ = Satan’s spawn.

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            • Christian Intellectual


              Claire bear your logic is flawed. Normal (hetero) Christian men DON’T rape or embrace sin.

              Your are describing a typical atheist or a closeted homogay.

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            • Sex is the act of two people masturbating, and you people think masturbation is rape.

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          • You are as dumb as they come. C.I. you are born gay, its not a choice you stupid hick! Its my opinion that Christtians like you are making a choice to be stupid, and therefore we can intellectually correlate murderers, rapists, criminals etc… to you and people who think like you.
            Its very unfortunate there are very few smart Christian preachers, all you find are poorly educated people like you talking so much shit.

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          • wrong statistically Christian men are more prone to raping than gay men. if you chose to be stupid and preach it – more power to you brother! however if the people actually believe half the bullshit you preach, they are as stupid if not more than you!

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        • Twisting the bible ? I think not, I think you need to get over your self-righteous egotistical-ism. and go and do something more productive, I let Jesus into my heart and ever since I have been a better person for it and that includes who and what I am. I am gay and I know that God and Jesus love me and you are no-one to judge others on their sexuality, only the Lord can judge us and someone who professes to be so Christian should know that at the bottom of his/her heart.

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        • you guys twist the bible EVERY DAY!

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        • “He that is not with me is against me” – Jesus

          I’m pretty sure Anakin Skywalker said that first. You know, “long time ago” and all?

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        • Intellectual Christian.

          This is your Father speaking:

          There is nothing intellectual about anything you have addressed on this forum. You are a BIGOT and because of your awful work here, spreading lies and judging people, on earth you will be bound to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity.

          I demand that you change your handle to Christian Imbecile

          There is only one true judge and that me. So chill, and let your Father do his job.

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        • Hmmm like you “twist the bible to justify” your actions.

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    • Why are Christians so preoccupied with homosexuality?

      Apparently hell will be an extremely busy place assuming all the judgmental Christians will be there too.

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      • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


        Assuming.

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        • When you’re in the closet you have a lot of time to be preoccupied with what’s keeping you there.

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        • Jixxie Synn


          Nah, I asked Lucifer about it. There’s several spots reserved for the judgemental.

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    • Don’t you just love it when “non-homosexual” Christians write articles about the homosexual lifestyle, as if they really know it? More-so don’t you love it when they cite the bible as the official document of humanity? I am sooo glad that bible was not Man-written, I mean there is absolutely no way, within the last 1,000 years it was actually manipulated in any way.

      My main question to the intellectual author, filled facts and backed by intense research; Why does it become your mission to make yourself look like a fool?

      I was at Gay pride in Miami, and there was a dude carrying a bible speaking hatred on all of us. The funny thing is that no one actually threw anti-Christian remarks on this man. As far as I saw he was ridiculed and laughed at. Freedom is speech was really evident and the main consensus was – speak what you want, NO ONE is “repenting” or changing their sexuality, and you my friend look like a dam fool with a bible in your hand.

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      • Christian Intellectual


        “I was at Gay pride in Miami, and there was a dude carrying a bible he was ridiculed and laughed at.”

        Protecting our righteous society from deviant rapist like you is our God-given right. I am sure that this great Christian you call “dude”, prevented rampant drug abuse, public sodomy and the rape of thousands of children that bleak day in Miami.

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        • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


          Oh, so he was ridiculed, laughed at, and humiliated. But since you fags didn’t verbally assault him with blasphemous anti-God vitriol, that is supposed to mean that gays are polite, courteous and considerate, unlike Christians?

          You abominations had better start pulling your heads out of your asses (or your partners’) and return to Jesus for the sake of world peace!

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          • look what christians and pope rape boys? they use “god” name to control or brainwash the boys is the worstest! in fact it sound like u are one of “them”. can u answer this?

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          • you know, as both a Christian and a homosexual (by the by, we don’t really like that word much. gay sounds much better)
            this entire conversation is really disheartening to me. On both sides.

            Christians and non-Christians alike, I’m sure you both like to think you’re the better person, but all this squawking hardly lives up to that.

            first of all, Christian people. You have a book that you claim to live by that specifically tells you not to judge or condemn, but to love. the root of all commandments, which is supposed to be patient and kind, and not supposed to dishonor others, and not supposed to keep record of wrongs. do you feel like that’s what you’re doing here?
            Moreover, Paul himself says in first Corinthians “What business is it of mine to judge those outside the church?”
            and I’m going to go ahead and say that both telling people they’ll burn in Hell by the end of the month and calling them “devil-women” both qualify as judging those outside of the church.

            but then, non-Christians. You’re totally in the right! why waste your time arguing with these people? anyone who reads this article can tell it’s based on a lot of false assumptions and that the writer has likely never talked to a queer person except to tell them they’re going to Hell.
            first off, “hind legs”? are we dogs?
            and the thing about how sex positions vary depending on whether you’re in a public restroom, sex-dungeon, or in bed, hoisting your hind legs in the air?
            there’s no need to condemn these words. they do it for themselves.
            and don’t get me wrong, it’s lots of fun to point out all the ways this article is ridiculous. but there are so many better things you could do than engaging in petty squabbles on the internet with a rapidly dying minority.
            hate crimes and suicides are still happening. we are still unequal. In several countries, queer men and women are still stoned to death. fight these fights! change things! raise Hell!
            but don’t lend these people credence by giving them a chance to further disseminate and self-vindicate.

            all of you are better than this.

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          • Gayness Personified


            OOOoooo… A dude with a big hand into fisting maybe .. but never a whole head … that’d be just to too much.

            I swallow for world peace.!.

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        • Wow it seems as if you have all the statistics for all the rapist in all of Miami. Yes that dude was humiliated and laughed at, just as people would do to you for talking this bullshit in public. I am still trying to figure out why you chose to call yourself “Christian Intellectual” everything you have said is backed by nothing more than a book that states stories. Hey C.I. would you like me to put up load real statistics of Straight vs. gay rapist? I think that if you would see this your really weak and foolish argument will be evaporated. Surely you and your closed minded stupidity will come up with some biblical sentence to demean gay people. I am still laughing at the dude at gay pride, I should have videoed him and tat way I could have always watched and laughed.

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    • Mr Boombastic Truly Fantastic


      I could go on about how this article was written by a guy who frequents the back areas of porn shops for the gloryholes, but my main question is this: If I have hind legs, that must mean I have forelegs; does this make me the Vitruvian Man?

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    • laughingmyasssoff


      These comments are far more hilarious than the article. Thank you so much for the entertainment!!!

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      • Tim Idhol aka fr2Timid


        I agree, this is so funny. Especially since most of the people commenting don’t realize this is satire.

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    • WHAT ABOUT HETROSEXUAL ANAL SEX WHICH IS VERY RAMPANT, SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE, PROSTITUTION, PORNOGRAPHY,AND A CURRENT TREND IN THE HERTROSEXUAL WORLD IS THE SANDWICH/ROASTING, ALSO PORNOGRAPHY/MASTURBATION,STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE FAR FROM PERFECT, LIFE SHOULD BE ABOUT HELPING AND SUPPORTING PEOPLE, LETS HELP BATTERED WIVES,RAPE VICTIMS[ A WOMAN IS RAPED EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY BY A MAN] UNWANTED CHILDREN, WAR, HATE CRIME,THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO LIFE THAN HATE

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      • I have written an article on heterosexual sodomy. Just google, “Sodomy is Never the Answer”.

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        • Tyson Bowers III Tyson Bowers III


          It is NEVER the answer!

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        • You have to be one of the most ignorant and hateful beings I have ever heard of and that is saying a lot. I have read several of your comments and have to say how ridiculous they sound. Why don’t you pick up a bible my dear. God did not write the bible. Nor did he ever say to spread a message of hate. Spreading Christianity is fine and you have every right to do so. As far as the 1st amendment goes, of course you have the right to speak your thoughts. As a Christian though, you know that God gave us the choice. You have the choice to lead a prosperous and happy life with or without condemning the lives and happiness of others. Furthermore, it is not your job to spread lies. This “information” you have gathered so “carefully” and chose as your topic was misinformed and misguided. If you chose not to heed the words of God and not judge others and more so, write hatefully about them, at least use correct and significant information. How many suicides and hate crimes do you think articles full of ignorant filth such as this one have caused? I honestly do not know how you sleep at night. Do not bother righting back my dear. I know how you “conservatives” are. I know that this passage will not change you. You will twist anything to suit your reaction and justify your unjust cause. I just had to say something. God bless.

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    • Think about it


      “There are six admonishments in the Bible concerning homosexual activity… and there are 362 admonishments in the Bible concerning heterosexual activity. I don’t mean to imply by this that God doesn’t love straight people, only that they seem to require a great deal more supervision.”

      — Lynn Lavner, comedian

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    • What a load of poo this article is. Cherry picking images, and information that demeans any class of human being for the purpose of spreading hate and ignorance is NOT a “Christian Value”. What a lot of people fail to understand, is that LGBT people LOVE one another, and that it is NOT simply boiled down to a sex act.

      It would be just as accurate to post articles about heterosexual pedophiles, rapists, child sex slavery and specific sexual acts between a man and a woman that would be clearly as “unnatural” as what you are attempting to point out here.

      Also, for the comments about spreading disease: HIV and AIDS did not originate with the LGBT community. Do your research, and you’ll find that it began with heterosexual people and spread throughout the world from that starting point. The reason behind the prevalence of HIV in the Gay community has much to do with the fact that other people hold them out as separate, deny them the rights to live a life with respect, and the irreverence that puts them into the margins and and out of mainstream consciousness. Holding people out, and then pointing the finger at them for being different is the truest form of hypocrisy.

      I was raised Christian, and know in my heart and my soul that Jesus would NEVER start the throwing of stones as you do here. May I suggest you go back to the Bible, and read about his actions to save the adulterer?

      Preach love, not hate.

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      • Rev. Custer Rev. Custer


        There’s only a single valid point in your lengthy senseless rant – HIV and AIDS did not originate with the LGBT community.

        We have positively established that HIV and AIDS originated with the unsaved and still-savage black people of Africa, before it rapidly spread to the homosexual community of San Francisco and California due to the import of African gay sex slaves into the United States back in the 1970s.

        I should know. I am ministering in Africa, the “Dark Continent” in many sense of the word.

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        • Thank you for clearing up the LGBTI misinformation. As a gay person, I appreciate that. However, as a person born and bred in South Africa, I cannot bring myself to ignore your comment on the ‘Dark Continent’.

          Firstly, WHERE in Africa are you? You will notice that it is NOT ONE GIANT COUNTRY, but is comprised of MANY COUNTRIES. Please do not generalise.

          Secondly, you will find that despite all the political neo-colonialism that is taking place in various parts of Africa, we have contributed to international sports events, politics, scientific (especially archaeological and anthropological) progress, and academic world knowledge. We are not ‘dark’ in the traditional, colonial sense of the word. Those connotations are demeening and misinformed.

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        • Rev. Custer, are you really going to sit here and preach stupidity about your church? I wager any money that you show me 1 gay act of violence I will show you 10 non-gay acts of violence. Your version of Christianity is an abomination to Christ and all of us humans. Throughout history your version of Christianity and the idiots that follow you have been much more violent and extremely dangerous.

          Rev. Custer are you gay?, only closeted “fags” are extreme verbal about there obscured sexuality.

          Yes we laughed and humiliated that dude at Miami Pride, and guess what I would do it to you, if you come and talking your confused bullshit that you have been brainwashed with.

          Please do not sit there and for a second think that Christians are non violent, I will make you look so bad with real accounts and real examples, – not some ghost story you have made up in your small mind.

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    • What a load of poo this article is. Cherry picking images and information that demeans any class of human being for the purpose of spreading hate and ignorance is NOT a “Christian Value”.

      What a lot of people fail to admit or understand, is that LGBT people LOVE one another, and that it is NOT simply boiled down to a sex act. This would apply just as accurately to heterosexuality.

      When you see the word “heterosexual” do you immediately envision a man and woman entwined in passionate sex? Really? Clean up your minds, people.

      It would be just as accurate to post articles about heterosexual pedophiles, rapists, child sex slavery and specific sexual acts between a man and a woman that would be clearly as “unnatural” as what you are attempting to point out here.

      Also, for the comments about spreading disease: HIV and AIDS did not originate with the LGBT community. Do your research, and you’ll find that it began with heterosexual people and spread throughout the world from that starting point. The reason behind the prevalence of HIV in the Gay community has much to do with the fact that other people hold them out as separate, deny them the rights to live a life with respect, and the irreverence that puts them into the margins and and out of mainstream consciousness. Holding people out, and then pointing the finger at them for being separate or different is the truest form of hypocrisy.

      I was raised Christian, and know in my heart and my soul that Jesus would NEVER start the throwing of stones as you do here. May I suggest you go back to the Bible, and read about his actions to save the adulterer?

      Preach love, not hate. Preach forgiveness, not judgment. Only HE has the right to judge, and when that day comes for all of us it will be revealed what is and isn’t right.

      Pick yourselves up from the sludge of judgment and damnation, and live in the light of God!

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    • Reading that article made me wanna call up my boyfriend and tell him to meet me at the house in 20 minutes for some good old fashioned sodomy!

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      • LOL, I am with you on that.
        The author of this article obviously took creative writing and does not know anyone gay who is out and proud.
        Every heterosexual relationship has a Top and a Bottom and those roles are not always aligned to Male and Female. Thankfully, the adult toy market is alive and well.
        I will share the article with friends as they will get a kick out of it.

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    • Tell you guys what, you keep your noses out of my ass and I’ll certainly keep my nose out of your snatch.
      See how minding your own business works?

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    • This is amazing! How small minded you are ;-)
      Long live the power bottom! I am personally power-versatile!

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    • OMG, what will those homosexuals think of next? And will the discriminatory Christians think of to do to stop them?

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      • Christians are not stopping anyone, all they are doing is empowering the gay community. Unfortunately Most of these Christians that speak hate for homosexuals have a version of Christianity that is completely stupid and out of date. When was this bible re-written? (just curious) Just as an FYI, Gays don’t care what heterosexuals do, sadly heterosexuals can’t breath without having an ounce of hatred towards gays. Hmmm and you call us violent and rapist and abominations – you better check your fake church and ask real questions!

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    • Hey,
      I just want to say that it seems you’ve devoted a lot of time and energy into researching the topic of anal sex. Well, that makes two of us!! I hope you’ll take the time to check out MY body of work. It seems we should have crossed paths before, since you appear to be an expert on the topic.

      Aaaaanyhow,

      toodles
      xoxoxo

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    • let’s remember by the Christian-Right never, EVER, talks about lesbian sex…

      example, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNs26d6v-NA

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    • If there were no power bottoms, I’d never have a sex life.

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    • The ignorance of this article is undeniable. Homosexuals are three-dimensional human beings, not cardboard cut-out caricatures found in bargain bin pornography.

      If you really want to understand and “research,” reach out and have a discussion with a gay male or female (not an argument). Conversation never killed anyone. And you’d be much more informed and well-rounded than this one-sided opinion piece.

      First of all, the “gay vernacular” definitions are wildly exaggerated and inaccurate. The term “versatile” is an adjective, not a noun. Nobody is “a versatile,” but a homosexual can be “versatile.” And it does not mean to secretly beg for anal penetration while pretending to be well-endowed. It simply refers to a homosexual who finds pleasure in both topping and bottoming. Much like a heterosexual male or female may prefer different sexual positions other than missionary.

      Anyway, I hope people who really want to educate themselves about something they don’t understand look for objective opinions and more accurate sources. If I wanted to learn about the Apollo moon landing, I’d talk to NASA, not to one of those conspiracy theorists who claim it never happened. Articles like this don’t spread awareness, just misunderstanding and hatred.

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    • WOW. He talks about anal sex like it’s a fantasy of his. I especially like how he describes the positions he fantasizes most about. From what he says, it sounds like he has only tried it a few times because he is way off on a lot of things. Don’t worry buddy, practice makes perfect and before you know it you will be the “power bottom” you have always dreamt about. I just hope you’re not disappointed while reaching for your goal, because your incorrect on a lot of your assumptions. Here is a simple word to describe you. Ignorance. I will go ahead and define it for you since you seem to need all the help you can get. ** Ignorance is a state of being uninformed (lack of knowledge). The word “ignorant” is an adjective describing a person in the state of being unaware and is often used as an insult. Also, if important information is available, one may fail to acquire it due to lack of intelligence (not realizing its importance, or not understanding it). Ignorance rooting from ignoring is a selective state of unawareness. ** And you are VERY unaware and have a definite lack of intelligence.

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    • “And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex.”

      So you do admit then that Christians are gay?

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    • So… you reference Cain as an example to segway into “now more than ever … be the best brothers’ keepers we can be.” Didn’t Cain KILL Abel? I never see or hear about gay people bashing or talking about your religion, maybe just the complaint that you all hate them. But for people who hate gays, you all sure do lots of research into gay sex and culture and expend a lot of hate to humanity. It’s childish and perverse.

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    • Brother Antonius


      I pray for the salvation of this author. Spreading lies about a group of God’s creation furthers the hate against God’s own children. Even if the gay community were spiritually sick as a whole, it is not our place to play Holy Spirit but to reach out and heal those affected by the things of this world.

      I am sure that Mary Magdalene was plagued by indecent thoughts until Christ reached out and healed her. Your ignorance along with others has turned my generation against the GOOD NEWS of Christ. You are part of the false prophet movement and are destroying Christianity.

      I hope that God is more merciful toward your sins than you are toward a community you don’t know or care for. If you toss these people away like a dirty rag, so will God in judgment day. I pray for your salvation.

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    • Special Place


      I think that we should spend more time worrying about our own lives than bother with other people.

      “Judge not lest ye be judged.”
      – Matthew 7, 1.

      We are all sinners and one sin is not greater than another. A sin is a sin in the eyes of God.

      Do I believe that homosexuality is a sin. No, I think that God makes us who we are for a reason. Clearly, you people are judging and condemning. I am willing to be that you are not innocent and righteous people especially with the hate that is seen here.

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    • This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. So I’m really curious as to how exactly tranny-porn and atheism are directly linked to white men and asian women having anal sex and then eventually to power-bottoming. And while you’re at it.. please explain how you Mr. Billings are so familiar with this topic? Did you do a little undercover research under the covers?

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    • Lukas Tierny


      Yum

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    • Lukas Tierny


      Yum

      IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO EXTREME HOMO EROTICA

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    • DARETOBEHATEFREE


      As a GAY man myself who has been out for the past 15 years.. I have never witnessed some of the bullshit you are selling in your write up. Unfortunately many of your supporters are too ignorant about the subject to call You out on your own ignorance.
      From your detailed description though i must add that it sounds as though you had a full erection typing about “power bottoming”
      Gay men have lives, and many spend their time doing successful creative productive work “they have jobs, loved ones, families and friends ” and most don’t have the time to spend in your so called alley ways and bushes. You watched way too many 70′s porns and built this childish perception that is based on very little truth.
      In conclusion it seems as tough you are the biggest power bottom of them all as you seem to know more about this delusional subject than the average gay man.
      I suggest you stop cruising those sites, and get out of the bushes and meet some real gay people and get to learn the truth about them.. this could be a salvation out of your own mental filth.
      I pray for you to be healed from the hate that lives within you as that is just like having Cancer eating up inside you ..

      muah..! xoxo!

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    • Factnotfiction


      This is truely pathetic…

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    • This was hard to masturbate to…

      …I made it work tho…

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    • This article turned me on

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    • Saint James


      STEPHENSON,

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHAME ON YOU!

      How has this article helped anyone?

      How has it fed the hungry?
      How has it clothed the cold?
      How has it rested the tired?
      How has it employed to the poor?
      How has it enlightened anyone?

      Refocus your attention on how to bring about good in the world, not shame and hate on what you might not like. You do not know the Bible and you do not recognize the time in which it was written. It was not written in stone, but in the hearts of men. You have helped no one and you have misused the lord and this makes you look like a black-hearted fool. Only the warm of heart shall ever find heaven – how are you helping anyone?

      Jesus is a shield, not a sword. What you have written is unChristian. All this information and hatred and you work with Children? You seem overly concerned with something that really has nothing to do with you unless you, yourself, are a closeted, self-loathing, homosexual, which I highly suspect. Always remind yourself of your intent when you speak and when you write, Stephenson. Never forget what’s been said:

      WALK WHAT YOU TALK!

      You have strayed very far off the path of what is good and helpful to others. Write about something that will help everyone. Only the warmth in your heart will ever let you know that you are doing something good. You are writing unworthy words and will only be ridiculed by those you’ve angered. Is that the attention you want or to get the attention from someone who could use real worldly wisdom on how to improve their lives. What would Jesus do?

      Stop. Ask yourself what your intent is, Stephenson. Then ask yourself if a good man would want you to do that?

      Write something of value. Write something Good. Write something that helps others. Write something with love.

      With love,
      James.

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      • That was rather obnoxious. Shame on you.

        Show some respect for your elders next time.

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        • Jixxie Synn


          No one should have to show respect to someone who is being disrespectful, regardless of age.

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    • I love reading inferior points of views because it makes me feel better about my common sense and overall knowledge in life. The big man with the horns is going to get you gays! (obviously kidding, I love you guys, you were born this way baby!)

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    • HAHAHAHAHA Stephenson Billings… YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL. I would like to know how exactly you did your research lol… faggot

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    • Wow…is this writer a closet homosexual? He truly knows and enjoys using descriptive language. I bet he will be found
      “Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards”, as he put it. This is a free country for anyone to do whatever they feel with their penis, vagina or butt. Get over it and start writing about the real problems of the world: no money for kid’s education, the raping of America by banks, corporations and politicians. We are all getting screwed and all you can write is about how some gays get fucked in the ass???

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    • “glutinous maximums”? HIND legs? Humans don’t have enough legs to consider some of them hind legs.

      You’re entitled to your opinions, but your writing is horrible.

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    • muahahahahahahahaha.
      this text is the epiphany of bullshit. BUT it was rather entertaining because it’s SO very stupid!
      i couldn’t help but start laughing at one point even though i should feel offended.

      anyway, you americans are all so birdbrained BEYOND BELIEVE.

      please EDUCATE YOURSELVES or SHUT UP!

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    • I must commend you on your ability to make evangelical, positioned, and discriminatory claims sound so authentic and scientifically validated. And, on that note, how you are able to write about assumptions in a way that makes them seem like truth. It would seem that god has given you the fantastic ability to delude other people.

      Your article astounds me, as it seems to be solely based on popular cultur television shows (e.g. “Queer as Folk”). If you do your homework, and let us pretend for a minute that you have the ability and ethics, and research your topic like an actual journalist you will find that television programmes are exaggerated, sensationalised REPRESENTATIONS of reality. They are NOT TRUTH-BASED. We homosexuals generally do not ‘prowl’ for ‘victims’. Would you use “Sex and the City” as a true reflection of normal and common heterosexual behaviour (I certainly hope not!)

      While you do have clear understanding of what sodomy is, you also make extreme judgement calls on its value. Are you deifying yourself? Do you think, as a self-proclaimed christian, that you have the authority to judge human diversity? Instead of making those value-judgements you should concentrate on being a good religious boy and following all the great things that the Bible teaches. Rather, you seem to be spending your time spreading your own opinions, which maintain discriminatory and anti-human rights behaviour. This doesn’t sound to me like the work of a god-fearing person.

      I wish you luck in your exploration of the world and life (if you are, in fact, open to such exploration). There is still much you have to learn about what it means to be moral.

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    • Steve Cheney


      “This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain.”

      Only if you’re a wuss.

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    • This is a joke right? Because it’s completley hilarious.

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    • Power bottoming isn’t that bad. It’s a gift. Haha. But thanks, Christians, for your interest anyway.

      Articles like these only confirm the historic fact that the most hardcore Christians are the biggest power bottoms.

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    • How does it feel to be a bigot sir? Just because something is foreign to you does not make it wrong. Get your head out of the story book you cling to and into a science book. If there is a god i think he has a special place in hell for people like you who pervert his teachings for your own gain.
      other wise you are the epitome of douche bag.

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    • You seem to be an expert on this….did you do a lot of research?

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    • I have many friends and loved ones in my life who are Christians. It saddens me to see how so many people turn to hate and hide behind the skirts of religion to justify it. I’m glad that the people I know who are Christians are loving and compassionate people, or I might make the mistake of thinking that anyone following that faith is a hateful person. Do you honestly think that anything good can come from hate? Is that what you think the bible teaches? I’m pretty sure that one of the points it makes is that it is not your place to judge. If God truly exists then it will all get handled in the way He sees fit, not you, you aren’t God.

      Self-righteous hatred is still hatred. Of course it’s easy to just be disgusted with something and try to disguise that disgust as being holy, in fact… tempting is the word I would use. So you succumb to the temptation of hatred and revile a people for their lifestyle, I guess I don’t see how that is very Christian. It’s definitely harder to be a good person, and regardless of what you believe, that should be what you strive for. I don’t think placing yourself above others and pointing out how much better you are than them is something that good people do.

      Sometimes I find myself hoping you are right about the existence of God, because if He exists then I think you will all have a bit of a surprise when you stand before him and are judged. Then I remind myself that it’s not a very nice thought, and since it’s out of my hands I shouldn’t be concerned with any holy vengeance exacted on people who enjoy condemning others for having the audacity to love another person.

      But seriously, look in a mirror and really think about whether or not you’re living a good life and adhering to the teachings of the religion (don’t forget the big picture and just focus the ones that are easy and justify your need to hate) before running around and pointing fingers at others. I think this world would be a much better place if we all did that. I don’t hate any of you, I think you’re all deserving of love but it’s a shame that so many of you spend time wallowing in hatred.

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    • Wow i thought this site was a joke but it seems the author was trying to be serious. But i guess its to be expected when he used fictional media to reference his “facts.” I’m not sure where you get your information but i bet you thoroughly enjoyed the research. Who’s a little powerbottom.. yes you are yes you are.

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    • wow, you are so insightful! you must have done a lot of field research.

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    • TheConsciousBeing


      What happens to the women who like to be the power bottom?? This article has me thinking about taking it for my good christian husband. No abortion, no guilt, instant walk into heaven… thank you Jesus!

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    • Thank you for this insightful report. I always thought a power bottom, was a strong wrestler. (and I’m not talking in the sodomite way).

      Prepare for the 21st!

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    • Christianity must be wiped out! Illuminate your neighboring homophones! If they refuse to be corrected then execute them. Simple.

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    • Angel Gabriel


      Stephenson Billings – you knowledge is too extensive. I can see the gay look in your eye. You seem like a self-hating closeted homosexual who trolls the public bathrooms and steam baths because you are too afraid to come out of the closet. Face it, you are jealous because you are physically unattractive and devoid of any inner-beauty. That is why you unable to have any real relationship – just anonymous sex.

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    • This article is uncalled for. For you to detest the idea of homosexuals and anal sex, you sure go into explicit detail. Maybe you will have to answer to your maker for doing such indept investigation on a subject that you call an abomination. By the way, there a very very very small percentage of people that engage in this “Power Bottoming.” Most of society doesn’t even have a clue as to what this even is. Makes me wonder how you “stumbled upon it.” Pun intended.

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    • is this seriously what he is saying? or is it just satire? I hope it is satire because if this is what people think, then we are a sorry lot of people

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    • Oh boy, you made my day.
      This was hilarious. :)

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    • You are really deranged biggots, religious hypocrites judging other people ,against the teachings of the lord and using only for your own purposes sick sick people stay out of other people sex lived . judge not and you not be judged .
      Earthly organized religion is like a penis , it’s good to have 1 and you should be proud of it , but don’t whip it out and flash it around public , and please don’t shove it down someone’s throat without asking!

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    • I love it! This article was written like some sort of erotic how-to novel. Stephenson Billings sounds like he’s a true expert.

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    • Ok first off Power Bottoms are not some new phenomenon…they’ve been around since the dawn of homosexuality I’m sure..

      Second, homosexuality predates any of your biblical mumbo-jumbo..

      Third, the author is a complete idiot and I’m pretty sure a closeted homosexual himself..

      Lastly, reading this article has kind of made me a bit horny…so I guess it’s not all bad.

      Sincerely,

      Off to find me a power top.

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    • i cannot begin to describe my horror with this article, and it wasn’t because of the content. i was horrified by the sheer homophobia and blatant falsehoods.

      your fear-mongering style of ‘news’ reporting is why the rest of the world hates the US, and why our 18th century laws and mindset continue to be perpetuated.

      the overarching question i have for you is, “who cares?!” who cares what the ‘gays’ do in the privacy of their own homes- or as you so delicately put it- in alleyways?

      if you were really trying to save them from going to hell because of their homosexuality, i imagine the more christian thing to do would be to engage in less hateful and discriminatory banter, especially when you have such a large audience base of impressionable people.

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    • Is this site a joke, or a place for closet cases to masturbate to without having to look at actual pornography?

      Wait, this whole site is gay porn when you think about it.

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    • This is singularly the funniest thing I have read in ages! We laughed until tears were rolling down our cheeks. Are these folks really, truly that out of touch? I’ve been in a relationship for 19 years dude and trust me the only power bottoming I ever see is when I order the bottom blaster at the car wash! LOL Where do you get this information? This is like 4000% funnier than Reefer Madness. Once you realize what a total closet case you are you show totally consider taking this show on the road, you will “pack em in” pardon the pun!! ROFL

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      • It says he is a child’s entertainer too? hmm!

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    • Is this like the religious version of The Onion?

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    • Only bottoms have the true power, just sayin.

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    • t doesn’t matter if you love him or capital H-I-M
      Just put your paws up
      ‘Cause you were born this way, baby

      My mama told me when I was young
      We are all born superstars
      She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
      In the glass of her boudoir

      There’s nothin’ wrong with lovin’ who you are
      She said, ’cause He made you perfect, babe
      So hold your head up, girl and you you’ll go far
      Listen to me when I say

      I’m beautiful in my way
      ‘Cause God makes no mistakes
      I’m on the right track, baby
      I was born this way

      Don’t hide yourself in regret
      Just love yourself and you’re set
      I’m on the right track, baby
      I was born this way, born this way

      Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
      Baby, I was born this way
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      I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way

      Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
      Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
      Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
      Don’t be

      Give yourself prudence and love your friends
      Subway kid, rejoice of truth
      In the religion of the insecure
      I must be myself, respect my youth

      A different lover is not a sin
      Believe capital H-I-M
      http://www.elyricsworld.com/born_this_way_lyrics_lady_gaga.html
      I love my life, I love this record and
      Mi amore vole fe yah

      I’m beautiful in my way,
      ‘Cause God makes no mistakes
      I’m on the right track, baby
      I was born this way

      Don’t hide yourself in regret,
      Just love yourself and you’re set
      I’m on the right track, baby
      I was born this way

      Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
      Baby, I was born this way
      Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
      I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way

      Don’t be drag, just be a queen
      Whether you’re broke or evergreen
      You’re black, white, beige, chola descent
      You’re Lebanese, you’re orient

      Whether life’s disabilities
      Left you outcast, bullied or teased
      Rejoice and love yourself today
      ‘Cause baby, you were born this way

      No matter gay, straight or bi
      Lesbian, transgendered life
      I’m on the right track, baby
      I was born to survive

      No matter black, white or beige
      Chola or orient made
      I’m on the right track, baby
      I was born to be brave

      I’m beautiful in my way
      ‘Cause God makes no mistakes
      I’m on the right track, baby
      I was born this way

      Don’t hide yourself in regret,
      Just love yourself and you’re set
      I’m on the right track, baby
      I was born this way, yeah

      Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
      Baby, I was born this way
      Ooh, there ain’t no other way, baby, I was born this way
      I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way
      I was born this way, hey
      I was born this way, hey
      I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey

      I was born this way, hey
      I was born this way, hey
      I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey

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    • PowerVersatile


      OMG this is the funniest thing I have read in a long long ti–OH WAIT. It’s not. a. joke?!?!? Which only goes to prove that you are.

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    • Jacob from Denmark...


      What an exquisitly detailed description of a sexual act! Thank you Mr. Billings – i almost forgot, after 5 years living with HIV – how to do ;-) As a well informed, proud and healthy gayman, i actually feel like having sex again. And since the healthcare system in my country have done all they can, to get me “back on track” – i actually consider myself worthy of having the best sex ever – with protecition of course – an they really don´t care about my religious views, nor my sexual orientation. They care about me.

      I like that kind of trust from my fellow citizens – and i will proof it right, by continously beeing me – a proud gayman – who was handed over a gift, that i did not want – but since i got it, i am very glad, that someone helps me unwrap it, embrasing it, and learning from it.

      So, thank you again Mr. Billings.

      Love from Denmark, and Me ;-)

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    • Is this article a joke?

      It must be. This reads as a how too more than a don’t do. To have so much personal knowledge of Power Bottoming, Stephen, can only mean one thing, You’re a Power Bottom. Bravo!

      And from one power bottom to another I thank you for the writing the most perfect guide to Power Bottoming. I’ll have to send you some videos.

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    • Okay, I got through about 3 quarters, and I have to ask…are we in the 21st century, or the dark ages? Seriously, people. First of all, “power bottomers?” If you’re going to bash the homosexual lifestyle, at least get your terms right. Secondly, this is nothing new, it’s been “out in the open” for years.” Thirdly, if you have not experienced it for yourself, how can you describe in such detail? I think before you run off on a theological tangent of propaganda, it would do some good to do a little more research. But, that would be an “abomination.” So, I suggest you stick your bible stories, and leave GAY SEX to the gays.

      As far as our outrageous trends. It is outrageous to expect “Christians” to love the “sinners,” like Christ did. After all, we are all human, and it would be too “Godlike” set aside any differences in theological viewpoint, and not meddle in others’ bedroom activities. I don’t think the meaning of the term, “our brother’s keeper,” is to regulate their sexual activities. We all know you’re probably a tad kinky at some point in the bedroom, christian or not. ;)

      May the Lord bless your day.

      In Christ’s love,
      Sam Rowley

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    • For a Christian following Gods way you sure do know a lot about being a power bottom. The question is… I wonder how many priests are power bottoms?

      This website is fucking ridiculous. Spreading fear and hate for you fellow man, and what for, so you can have ‘one up’ on someone else so you can get into heaven?

      Fuck that. You all make me sick. I hope I meet you all one day so I can slit your throats, gouge out your eyes and set you on fire.

      Anyone who speaks ill of me, or any of my brothers will be dealt with, painfully.

      There is no God, religion is a farce, you are all bigoted small minded retards. I fucking hate you all.

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    • I know you guys hate us but I have to say that I am gay and this whole thing is news to me. A top is someone who prefers the dominant role (rarely all the time). A bottom is someone who prefers the submissive role (again rarely all the time). Someone that is versatile enjoys both quite equally. the versatile you describe sounds like someone that is crazy and lies for some strange reason.

      Most of my experience in dating has shown that most gay males are interested in a relationship. I have met some that are nymphomaniacs but they generally are in the minority and hang out together.

      I think perhaps you are focusing on them and assuming they are the majority of the gay community. While that is unfortunate I know you will continue to do so….

      I am aware that this posting will not change what you believe about homosexuality, however, I thought it important as a homosexual to chime in and clarify. take care and God bless.

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    • Jeremy Flanagan


      You should write gay erotic stories. This was hot!

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    • Hey im gay and have a beard, but im a TOP not a bottom!!! ;o)

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    • ‘This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain’

      rectal trespass.. ahahhaha

      but wouldnt rectal trespass be rape… ? i know my back door is always open. im very accomodating like that

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    • I DO IT IN DA BATHROOM AND WHEN HE BEND ME OVA DA TOILET I GET ME A DRINK FROM DAT DIRTY ASS TOILET CUZ LIKE U SAID I LIKE IT ‘ROUGH AND NASTY’

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    • I GOT A BONER READING THE SEXUAL POSITION DESCRIPTIONS BRB JACKING OFF

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    • Zachary Blackwood


      My problem with organized religion is you don’t listen to your god. you listen to the small minds of men who lived thousands of years ago. The bible was not written by the hand of god, it was written by people who had their own interpretations of the bible.

      God does not hate gays. Christian’s do. Why would a god of love, understanding, peace, and forgiveness, want you to have so much hate and bigotry in your hearts? ask yourselves why would one who preaches peace and love, wish you do commit horrible acts? Acts of murder in his name even.

      I can’t see how god feels anything but shame about the human race in general. Not for the fact two men or two woman can find love with each other. But because humanities obsession with material possessions, war, our blood lust, small minds, bigotry, and our capacity to hate.

      It is god’s place to judge men, not any man’s. Love is the most important thing in this world, its why we are here.

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    • Dude… You just wrote a 9 paragraph blog about gay dudes banging each other in the ass… because you think its wrong, and other people should be aware of it? Seriously what the hell is wrong with you?

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    • I tried to poke my fingers inside my rectum,
      as shown on the illustration.

      Thanks Stephenson for showing me how to massage
      my prostate, -I never knew I had such a playtoy!

      Thank God for Prostates!

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    • Randy Brooks


      To all you so called christians, you don’t even know your own bible and what it has to say. You better go back to it and read it. At one point in life you were not allowed to eat pork and shell fish, or for a guy to suck a dick. Then Jesus came to us now we can eat pig, and shell fish and for some of that means we can suck dick. You are also not suppost to judge others, you do everyday. Its a good thing that a sin is a sin or you would be really in trouble. There is only one unforgivable sin. Do you even know what it is. Do i need to tell you. Do you really need a cock sucker to tell you. You must believe that jesus died for you on the cross. Wake up haters cause you know what? If jesus was to come down now to have dinner with one of us i can tell you he would sit at the table of a fag cause we don’t judge. You really need to pray for your sins and ill do the same. Ill pray that the hate leaves your life so you can be a better person. Cause there is no way that what you are saying or doing is worthy of being christian..

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    • Man, you sure know a lot about how dudes bang each other. Maybe shut the hell up and worry about your own lives instead of telling people how to live theirs.

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    • Mr. Stephen Billings,

      I want to congratulate you in such a well put article. It’s quite eloquent.

      Now, let me strip you of it and tell you that you’re condescending tone is not appreciated and I find it most ridiculous that you would paint such an image on a community created in the image of God.

      I feel that you are facing a personal insecurity, causing you to project such hate on our community.

      Did something happen? Was it a priest?

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    • Ok. After seeing this: http://christwire.org/2011/02/ninja-turtles-are-turning-our-young-females-into-whore-sluts/

      Its scary how much fundamentalist christian satire and actual christian fundamentalists resemble each other.

      Excellent troll sir, my hats to you.

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    • Most insane article ever…clearly all gay people do is prowl for sexual partners. Grow the fuck up and use the brain that GOD gave you.

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    • I am not going to make comment on the right or wrong of homosexuality or power bottoming (as I am a member of both demographics), but I am going to comment on the credibility of the author of this article. Stephenson……you seriously need to go back to school (because I doubt that this lack of skill reflects the worlds tertiary systems) because you have missed the mark on a number of points in this article. Your definition of a versatile is in error and I am greatly interested in what “carnal dimensionality” there is in christian heterosexual relationships.

      Further, whilst I am a receptive sodomite (in your terms), I am neither effeminate (and this is the case for a great number of other bottoms whom I know) nor do I have sex in alleyways. I have sex with my partner in my loving home in our bed.

      I know that christians are passionate about their faith, but if you are going to represent yourself as an educated “investigative reporter” (and even if you did not right the biography about yourself included in this article, I am certain you reviewed and agreed to it) then get your facts right before you start the writing process……..this, at the very least, is your responsibility.

      GET IT RIGHT OR DON’T WRITE IT.

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    • This article is awesome. I identify as a power bottom and yet you seem to know more about it than me! Don’t you find that queer?

      Also, thanks for the tip on anal bleaching. I’ll get right on it.

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    • Randy Brooks


      There is nothing better then a rock hard cock being pushed right into your ass. Getting punded by a massive cock is amazing and i for one thank god for making those guys so big. Love letting the jizz run down my chin to. you should try it sometime its so amazing and good for you. You know all you preachers are doing it to come on admit it and quit lying to us. Oh thats right you like the little boys in your church choir..

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      • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham


        Randy,

        This is incorrect and I suspect you are intoxicated and a crack head. Many people see their bodies as temples and don’t attempt to defy the natural one way course of orifices.

        If you had some level of biological education, you would know the anus is to expel waste and sometimes gases that build in the body, not for hiding paraphernalia or for those kinds of activities. Hemorrhoids, are natural guardians of the anus and should not be disturbed.

        Kind regards,
        BB

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        • 1) Such assumptions! But hey, anyone who disagrees with you is obviously a drunken crack head, right? Umm… no.

          2) “Natural one-way course of orifices,” hm? I believe you are trying to sound smart, but your sentence makes no sense. I’ll assume you meant something along the lines of, “don’t put anything in a hole from which something comes out.” In that case, you should just ban sex altogether cause women bleed out of their “orifices” monthly, so obviously nothing should be shoved in there, right? Umm… no.

          3) Since when is a penis “paraphernalia”?

          4) “Hemorrhoids, are natural guardians of the anus and should not be disturbed.” There shouldn’t be a comma after “hemorrhoids” in that sentence, for your information.

          :)

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        • You talk shit!!! BB

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        • Blanche,

          You are incorrect, that is for assuming randy is a crackhead or intoxicated. You see Christians when they don’t have an answer or have a very poorly thought out argument always either refer to the bible as the answer and/or spit out stupidity as crackheads, whores, rapist, etc… Unfortunately you my dear have been raised wrong, and are teaching the wrong application.

          Here is the truth blanche – I am sure you got fucked in your pussy a few times, and i am sure you been asked to take it up the butt quite a few times as well. Are we going to judge you cause you thought of doing it? NO, are we going sit here and say you are going to hell? NO. Do you know why honey? ITS YOUR LIFE!! ALl your efforts on trying to “save” people is bullshit invented by some whack job christian years ago cause he was a closeted homo, and couldn’t have the man he wanted.

          You and your fellow church people are wrong, and not a thing you say will change anything or anyone.

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        • Stephenson's Man


          Lighten up, Beebs, doing your man with hemorrhoids is just like when you smush with your husband when you’re on the rag…well, when you used to be on the rag.

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    • angry black woman


      you silly silly people. I love how religion gets twisted. JESUS LOVES EVERYONE how come he can say OK Mary its cool to be a whore but HEY POWER BOTTOMING IS WRONG??? FUCK THAT. We are all human, we all pay taxes we all deserve equal human rights and if you do not like what we do than do not LOOK. AND HEY DO NOT KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT.

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      • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham


        I take issue with this “Jesus loves everyone” thinking you have there. First, love doesn’t mean Jesus loves the actions of the sodomite.

        Paying taxes doesn’t get you in heaven either, repentance does.

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    • JANE DOE OFCOURSE


      I find the use of words in this article repulsing, offensive, stereotypical, and for the most part incorrect. “SNARLING and then shouting…” Really? So, because you think that the bible condemns homosexuality, you think you should think and portray homosexuals as animals? The words you use in this article are disgustingly biased. Does the bible use this same method to get its point across? No… If you weren’t so ignorant, you’d use the brain that “god” gave you, and think about how “god” would react to this slanderous writing. Its not mans job to condemn other men for THEIR sexual preference. Its theres. Homosexual behavior isn’t illegal. Is it harming you? No. You portray homosexual men in this article as blood thirsty, sex addicted monsters. What would your “god” say about that? Would he himself approve of these things you have said? “God” created love. Love is love, not matter who loves who or how they interact sexually. I think that “Christians” who are so distraught over homosexuality are scared. They’re so scared to be exposed to anything offsetting, that from a far, they just blast it. Real “Christians” are accepting. “God” is accepting. He doesn’t care who loves who, because its LOVE. Sure, one night stands might not involve love, but who cares? Its consensual. So, if you think that by “educating” people with this filth will help our world become a place, think again. The only thing you’re teaching is hatred, and what do you think your “god” thinks about that?

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


        “Its not mans job to condemn other men for THEIR sexual preference. Its theres.”

        Another homogay trying to act like they have been educated. Shameful.

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    • Power-bottoming is so last year.. don’t you know that us gays are now into shoving AIDS-infected hamsters on meth into our anuses? oh, and of course there is the whole wrapping up a crucifix in hepatitis-infected barbed wire and shoving up our ass trend too! you’re so ignorant. educate these Christians right!! ;-)

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    • HAHAHAHAHAHA. AN the Christian community calls Us in th LGBT community LIARS! hahah. They dont even know wat the HELL their talkin bout in this Article. Take it from a boy Whos Vers. U KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!! I was raised a christian, I believe in God. An i believer that WE Were Born This Way BABY!!!!!!!!!

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    • Humored One


      WOW you go into so much detail. Christians love to pick on homosexuality, but to this degree wow.

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    • Peace and love!

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    • sounds hot

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    • HAHAHAHAHAHA. AN the Christian community calls Us in th LGBT community LIARS! hahah. They dont even know wat the HELL their talkin bout in this Article. Take it from a boy Whos Vers. U KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!! I was raised a christian, I believe in God. An i believe that WE Were Born This Way BABY!!!!!!!!!

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    • is this sh%t a joke or for real? OMG, do you realize that all the pics you have are of HETERO men?? They were simply playing a part in a movie or TV show? Hal Sparks is the first one, look him up, halsparks.com.. I have a question – why the FUX do you care what we gays even do? how does it affect you? Me thinks thou doth protest too much – why would you be so totally *obsessed* with gay culture if you werent a closeted homosexual yourself?

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    • Taking it up the ass gives the most incredible orgasms you could imagine. Altho it sounds like you are very familiar with the whole process. Does your God love hypocrites and liars?

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    • Is this publisher for real? For someone that is so against homosexuality sure professes to know alot about what it takes to be a bottom or just being a gay man for that matter.
      I did however have to laugh at some of the things he was saying. I am a gay man, and I know for a fact that is not the way it is.
      if your a christain, shouldnt you as a follower of Christ lead by example? and Judgeing people in such a manner is not all all Christ like. Oh wait, that is what you christians do.

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    • I’ve read your article, kind sir, & all I can think is “he must have some real experience under his belt.”

      it seems you know what you’re talking about, but you’ve gone into such detail that I can’t help but think you’re well experienced in being a “power bottom”. must be why you’ve already done a “report” on anal bleaching, eh old chap?

      (I’ll let slide that you picked out a picture from a popular gay TV show, wouldn’t want your friends knowing you watch Queer As Folk!)

      you can be my power bottom any time.

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    • Wait is this article a joke or not???? IM SO CONFUSED

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    • I love taking it in my behind; especially in Dungeons.

      You have turned me on, Sir.

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    • *Trollin’*

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    • Mr. Billings- Your account of Power Bottoms is so thorough and engaging, it’s like you’ve been there first hand. However, there is one glaring omission- the use of Poppers. Why, no self respecting Power Bottom would be caught dead without a bottle of amyl nitrate firmly up one nostril! Please, kind sir, if you are going to write first rate investigative journalism like this, you must gather all of your facts!

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    • I have never had so much fun reading comments….gosh, I can’t wait for the whole extermination of human beings..what a bunch of crazy fuckers live in this world!!!..and if God (one of the so many available, refer to Life of Bryan for new prophets), so, if any of those Gods come and put an end to this human stupidity, good…but I think it will be a natural disaster and mostly due to human beings.

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    • Power bottoming? New gay trend? Hahahaha! WTF? Is this site real? A hoax? This is the gayiest site ever. For a “Christian” website it surely focus a lot what goes on in a homosexual’s bedroom. Kind of hot that so many “holiers than tho” what to know about the hot, steamy, sweaty man sex that goes bump and bump and Bump and BUMP and BUUMP all through the night. Hell I even learned a new position to try from reading this.

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    • Actually, the most disturbing trend in American homosexuality is idiots writing about power bottoms.

      No single aspect of this article is NOT ridiculous. Thanks for the chuckles.

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    • Actually, the most disturbing trend in American homosexuality is idiots writing about power bottoms.

      No single aspect of this article is NOT ridiculous. Thanks for the chuckles!

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    • XOCHITL DURAN


      you young man are a disgrace. how DARE you write some lengthy immature article pointing the fingers at homosexuals. aside from what you believe – which is clearly not christian, god like or humane, you should know (or are choosing not to admit) that sodomy is also “so sinfully” performed by heterosexuals. your self proclaimed and attempted explicit graphic specifics of how its performed is childish, im quite sure that your wonderfully prejudice audience is highly aware of how sodomy is performed. your attack on homosexuals is inexcusable and tasteless. and for that you will be judged. you should be speaking of love, kindness & understanding, not condemning. how dare you publish this using gods name. you have no class, no grace and certainly no respect.

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    • Wow! What an unbelievably fictional take on homosexuality! Whoever wrote this is not interested in any truths, that’s for certain. It’s a shame that some people are still so deeply in the dark about life. Promoting ignorance on subject matter that you yourself are CLEARLY unfamiliar with is essentially LYING to people. Perhaps you should stick to what you obviously do best – writing soft-core gay horror/suspense novels. They’d be a big hit!search%3Fq%3Danother%2Bgay%2Bmovie%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D552%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=660&vpy=110&dur=1949&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=138&ty=110&page=1&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0

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    • Stephenson Billings, your writing sickens as well as fascinates me. Well done.

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    • WOW! The writer of this article has put a lot of time into thinking about gay sex. Like most people who read this, I was quite turned on by it. He makes it sound like a fantasy comic book. Not the same boring thing it is where I do my manly business with other men. We need MORE articles like this!!!! So hot!

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    • Jerry Weiss


      Glutinous maximums? Is that something like a holiday jello salad?

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    • Gay Christian


      This nut is not a Christian. He is a sociopathic pervert. To spread this type of hate and go into such detail only sugest that he needs to seek theapy quick. There alot of Doctors out there to help you. If your scared of Doctors get an exercisim! You are the Devil that my God speaks about.

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    • you have dishonored Christian power bottoms world wide, I also just peed myself a little whilst rolling around on the floor laughing.

      you guys are hucking falarious.

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    • Power Middle


      I suppose my only question is how the author knows so much about this phenomenon. Did he go undercover as a power bottom?

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    • More and more, I’m wondering, does Christianity cause cognitive impairment or just drastically limit a person’s perspective to the extent that everything that isn’t church or WalMart seem exotic and morbidly fascinating?

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    • triplepowerbottom


      uooofffff! I have to admit that you are more than an expert on these subject than myself, being a power bottom I don’t even have that much knowledge as you do. I really thank you for educating me and making my power bottom path much easier. Will love to hear from you about one of my favorite thing to do which is getting double penetrated. Love all the words you use to describe this “trend” that in actuality is being around for decades. Even though you explained all the positions for bottoming in such a professional way, I couldn’t help to get excited and masturbate as I read your article….THANK YOU, Thank you, thank you…t h an …g. .. .. aaaa…………h..h.h………….hhhhhhhh!

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    • Not Jason or deMarco


      After reading your article, I was inspired to pray for all the gay men out there… including those in the church who disguise their fascination with the penis by writing articles about how shameful it is. Often God speaks to me in prayer and he said, “I know of Stephenson Billings. He has free will. He saddens me, but I love him as I love all future power bottoms.”

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    • I was compelled to masturbate to this article. Again and again, my keyboard is covered in white, crusty spunk and I dream of gobbling the eternal phallus of Jesus forever. Thanks to YOUR stupid ass. Thanks for making me backslide, felch-nozzle.

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    • Ben Thereman


      What the author fails to realize is that the bible doesn’t go into all that much detail when it comes to sex. It does, however talk about sin and how there is no one sin that is greater than another (which means if the author went 1 MPH over the legal posted speed limit, he should rank himself among the sexual “power-bottoms” he so lovingly researched for this article).

      From a biblical perspective, this article could have been written in one sentence. “Any sexual encounter that takes place outside of a scriptural marriage, is sin”.

      As I said before, since no one sin is greater than any other, more words would just be pushing the author’s agenda of “non-christian” hate.

      Nuff Said.

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    • Wow, you sure know allot about the topic….

      How much research were you doing for this article to know that power bottom will dive back into the bushes at the mention of ‘versatile’…

      You sure this story isn’t the result of a secret desire or nightly activity at the local park?

      Btw, use a dictionary for the correct context with sodomy.

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    • are you people retarded… this is the stupidest post i have ever seen.
      GET A LIFE… and if you are so against homosexuality…. why are you sending so much time and effort spreading the word of the gays… go spread your words of GOD to people who care! LOSERS!

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    • Unless you personally know some gay people then you have no idea or basis except what you are blindly told. Sadly I see a lot of senseless religious sheep just handing this information down as fact when it is completely off-base.

      Are there gays that enjoy bottoming (granted not to the delusional level described in this article)? Sure but in turn there are plenty of heterosexuals that also enjoy this activity as well.

      It’s really sad that some christians focus on hating someone just for what is done in the bedroom. From this article it sounds like the person writing this has no idea what true gay people are like. It is easy to observe a few bad members of our culture and make blind statements about gays as a whole but doing so is not an accurate representation of who we are by any means. It only serves to scare and perpetuates ignorance about gays.

      If you don’t care to really get to know us please stop making blind, inaccurate documents like this because it really makes you look stupid.

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    • This can’t be real…it’s so clearly mis-informed babble…what is the point of this? Gay obbsession by author

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    • I’m a power bottom. I’ll sit on your face in a heart beat. Your “in depth” speaking of butt sex must mean that you are quite the fan. So let’s go for a ride. hahaahhaahha DUMBFUCK

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    • Ms Cookie Monument


      Wow that reads like an erotic gay christmas card.. after i clean the spooge off of it because i wacked off to it so much my platinum lube faded…. id send it to my good friends back home in sin city so we can all laugh at how retarded the author who wrote this stupid Piece of crap is… time to go play in dark corners with my butt sticking out like a want it :P Caio!

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    • Is this for real? It sounds like a complete joke!

      I’m pretty sure accoring to this I’d be labelled a “power bottom” and I couldn’t give a crap about what the writer thinks of me. Quit judging and get a life!!!

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    • the author of this story is such a FAG

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    • Wow, as a practicing (almost perfect) homosexual bottom, I yearned a few things. That prostate is one power organ. I love it when a guy’s cock hits it, over and over again. It’s the male g-spot. Thanks for the primer!

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    • Whomever the good Christian that wrote this seems to know a lot about the subject matter. Must have done hours and hours of research. Kudos.

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    • I have a date tonight… Hopefully this power bottom gets lucky tonight!! ;-)

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    • Jesus was a power bottom!

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    • we are all missing a very valid point here.

      where are these warehouses full of tops. we need maps, addresses etc NOW …..

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    • Anyone responding seriously to this article has just been trolled.

      Most of the respondents are probably too out of touch with internet culture to realize these kinds of articles are for trolling the public, as opposed to forum posts where people troll in a specific thread.

      It’s quite funny to watch.

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    • what_are_you?


      You must be mentally ill or live in your fantasy world to write something like this. If you were a real christian, you will care about people and talk about the values of your religion, instead of attacking a group of people.
      if your creator exists, he/she/it will not care about our sexual life, she/he/it will care about our thoughts, behaviours and way we are changing our society. You are not thinking, you are amoral, and you are wasting our energy by writing non-sense. Please go back to school and disconnect your internet connection. We don’t need to hear about you and your thoughts.

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    • EducatedAtheist.


      I only hope that this fictional story doesnt result in anymore of those un-holly gay bashings i read about so much in the papers. Also i think it would be nice if you thought about all of those impressionable youths who take their own lives after reading articles like these…

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    • I think what you need is a nice big fat raw cock up your arse, you will have the most amazing orgasam you have ever had..

      Unfortunately for you, us “gays” actually have taste and I highly doubt any of us would dare touch you as you are one of the most hidious men I have ever seen.

      So I think it would be best for you to just buy a dildo, its not quite as good but you will get the idea.

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    • I don’t know whether to laugh my head off at this ridiculous article, or cry for the hatred and propaganda it spreads and the destruction its ignorance will cause.

      One day, Mr Billings, may you sit and be judged for the vile things you write.

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    • OK, first of all, your information is just so slightly inaccurate as to be hilarious. Second, you’ve put a LOT of thought into this. If you find homosexual acts so disturbing, might I suggest that you stop thinking about it and spend your time on the positive aspects of your religious doctrine. For example, donate time to a charity that provide food poor children and old people. I am concerned that you are dwelling on unhappy topics. I really want you to be happy – so the next time the thoughts of men have sex of any kind with each other occur to you, (seriously, I’m not kidding) call up an elderly neighbor and ask if you can help around the house or something.
      And third, (there’s always a third) your racial data is lacking in empirical data. Let me give you some: Every single homosexual of african descent I know prefers to bottom. Some are power bottoms, too. Some just like to give head.
      Oops, sorry. Stop thinking about it. Go help a neighbor plant an herb garden. Please. Seriously. Go do some good in the real physical world.

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    • Oh my God. I just found out this is a satire site.

      I LOVE YOU.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


        Aaron, the only “satire” on this site is the fact that the homogays do not realize that their choice of a lifestyle filled with anal sin docking, fecal fisting and child molestation is sending them on a highway straight to hell. Also, the ChristWire Fellowship loves you as well.

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    • Unstoppable


      *wonders if a gay christian is as non-existent as a christian intellectual…*

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      • Christian Intellectual


        NO science has proven that Christians on average have a higher IQ than atheists.

        http://www.humanreligions.info/intelligence.html

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        • That is because we wake up before noon on Sunday. These atheists sleep their lives away.

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        • An article written by christians, are you guys really this stupid? A jew could write this and say the same thing for themselves.

          OK lets pretend the article is true, (LOL WINK WINK) what the hell happened to you and the winkle guy? both of you have demonstrated the limited intelligence you uphold.

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        • It takes some time to read all the stories on here in a timely manner. You people “fabricate” and “Mass produce” them so FAST. Aaannyway…

          “NO science has proven that Christians on average have a higher IQ than atheists.”

          I am so shocked and EXTREMELY amused that you posted a link to that “thesis” on a book. Please, for the love of sanity, go back and read what you posted a link TO. It has the complete opposite to say than what your post does. Here, let me bring you a couple of quotes from it. ;) (hack)

          “Scientists had to suffer torture, silencing, imprisonment and death at the hands of Christians who didn’t agree with newly discovered facts about the world.”

          “Bible verses were all the theories Christians needed; and Joshua 10:12-13, 2 Kings 20:11, Isaiah 38:8 and Isaiah 30:26 all contradicted astronomers.”

          “[...Eventually] the Church retreated… only to go on to fight similar ignorant battles, and violently impose dogmatic errors,…”

          This is the one that just KILLED me considering your post. Proof you didn’t even take the TIME to read it. Long, but oh so……informative. Please….enjoy. :D

          “Not only does theology and dogmatic religious assertions interfere with correct scientific thought, but, children of religious parents have on average, lower intelligence. This common-sense finding is not a one-off statistic, but part of an entire trend. The stricter the religious beliefs of the parent, the less the average intelligence of the child.”

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    • Unstoppable


      Obviously Bruce D’Anus doesn’t know that the vast majority of child molesters are those who identify as heterosexual… and they will quite likely be fathers… possibly even christian… Do you have kids, Bruce?

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


        No, Unstoppable, I do not have kids. This is due to the fact that I do not have pre-marital intercourse and if you would read the story “May 20th, A holy day before the Rapture: A wedding for Claire” you would see that I am getting married on May 20th. Also, if you read the comments made in that article’s comment section from my future wife, you will see that she likely will be unable to bear us children. I think that you joking about the fact my future wife might not be able to have children is probably something you homogays find funny due to you being unable to reproduce, but I find it horrible. Please stop making sick and cruel jokes.

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        • Unstoppable


          No, Bruce… I have no interest in reading about you or your wife-to-be and hence I could not possibly know that your wife is unable to bear children (which, incidentally, is something I would never make a joke about).

          It’s interesting that you assume I am gay simply because I am not a homophobic bigot, as you are.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


            Sometimes, the first step to realizing you are a bigot is making comments about someone’s future wife not being able to bear children. I will pray for your soul Mr. Unstoppable.

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            • …and SOMETIMES all you have to do is open your mouth for OTHERS to realize you’re a bigot. But, I’ve interrupted you. Please carry on, Bruce. (bigoted racist)

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        • “I think that you joking about the fact my future wife might not be able to have children is probably something you homogays find funny due to you being unable to reproduce, but I find it horrible. Please stop making sick and cruel jokes.”

          Considering how I have absolutely no desire to have children he can joke about my infertility as much as he wants (even though he wasn’t). Heck, I joke about it myself. I don’t like children. I find them obnoxious and unlike most females of childbearing age, I do not get “warm fuzzy” feelings when I see a baby or small child. When it comes to babies I have absolutely no clue how to hold them, interact with them, etc, and when it comes to small children I think to myself “damn, this kid is annoying with all his questions and shit. How the hell am I supposed to interact with him? Can I trade him in for a kitten or a puppy?”

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    • Bruce dAnus


      Thanks Stephenson Billings

      disregard my previous comments:

      You have shown me a new path of life, with lube powerbottoming beats anything a woman can offer.

      I love you!

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


        Obviously you are a mexican since you have decided to steal from me and use my name to post such an inflammatory remark about a Great and Holy man of God like Stephenson. You are obviously not going to be one of the 35% of mexicans allowed into heaven.

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        • Bruce you are a very stupid man – it saddens me to see such stupidity written. I guiess since you will not enter heaven, you have no choice but to write garbage, since you are fucked anyways.

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        • Norman Beecham


          Bruce, I am going to have to punish you in the marriage bed if you don’t quit this mean-spirited talk about Mexicans. Mexicans are fine people and they make delicious food.

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        • I didn’t know it was Christ-like to be a racist. You should repent lest you go to the hell of eternal mexican ass-rapings.

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        • 35%? Is that the ratio that your “idea” of Heaven has as a quota to meet EEOC standards? Can you please direct me to the passages in the Bible that give the percentages. I’d really like to know what MY odds are. (I already KNOW what YOUR odds are. ;) ) Can you give us more statistics? Okay, what I’d really like is a SOURCE for said statistics. I know I’m not going to get one, but it can’t hurt to ask. :)

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    • Hilarious Reading


      What a crackpot! Either the research took a detour and became a work of fiction. Or its the confessional of the authors personal desires, views and kinks.

      An amusing read, none the less.

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    • I’m shocked that a Christian site would publish such information, let alone have a heterosexual Christian know of the finer details beyond the mere word sodomy. Such research and knowledge does two things at the least – it tells other Christians who might have gay tendencies what to look for, etc, and it tells me that the researcher might be gay as well.

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    • RockLobster


      Bwahaha! You were totally masturbating whilst writing this

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    • I would just like to make you and everyone who agrees with you aware of a certified, proven psychological study, which may help you take a step back.

      http://www.philosophy-religion.org/handouts/homophobia.htm

      And you can find this study anywhere on the internet, and in certified psychological textbooks/research books/articles/archives, etc. It’s been done multiple times with multiple test groups.

      Just something to think about.

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      • And I have a book that you might be interested in Jill. It was written by God and its called “The Bible”.

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        • The Bible was written by man, man can err. Apparently you’re too thick-headed to realize this.

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          • Joe L. Slaughter Joe L. Slaughter


            Yes, a man named JESUS CHRIST who also happened to be GOD!

            REPENT! Your comment was unGodly.

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            • Proudand Loud


              uhh, what religious instruction have you guys been following?! The bible was written by about 30 different people over many different periods of time, and has then been translated and revised so many times it’s hard to say what the orginal contributors actually even meant in what they wrote.

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            • Joe, you are so stupid. You honestly think JESUS wrote the Bible? You goddamned moron. Here’s a thought: read the fucking bible. It was written by many men over many years.

              REPENT! Your comment made my IQ drop.

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        • Written by man, manipulated and edited quite many times over. Reached the hands of uneducated, or poorly educated people, as yourself, and preached way too meticulously.
          Lesson learned: Christians repent for talking shit,you are an abomination to humanity. We are all Gods children, you are the most viscous and dangerous people that are actually posing a threat to our children. Repent Christians REPENT!

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    • Hi

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    • I think what is more of a concern than “Power Bottoming” is the fact that there are actually people who have this opinion!
      Thank you for this wonderful insite Stephenson. However you have only made me want to go and try this new phenomena.

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    • This article is both disturbing and hilarious!! The guy who wrote this must have really spent a lot of time thinking about gay sex, which is obvious. Closeted homosexual? I think so. What’s more hilarious though are the things he tries to pass off as “facts” when there is no source quoted or link to anything he regards as “statistical.” LOL. Thanks for the laugh, dude! You are a sick and hateful person to be so judgmental of others, and if there is such a thing as hell, I’m sure you’ll be one of the first on the list. Good luck!

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    • Please tell me this is a parody site.

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    • Proudand Loud


      1. I don’t tell you how to be christian don’t tell me how to be human. Homosexuality is a part of nature, deal with it.

      2. Power bottoming is not new

      3. Standing against the wall waging your buttocks or however you put it… I’ve never once seen a homosexual man do this.

      You know NOTHING about homosexuality. All you know is hate and oppression and the comfort of cclinging to an imaginary all knowing deity.. when you get a clue then you can join the real world and comment on things that occur here in said real world, in the meantime go back to playing with your imaginary friend and judging from a far things you know nothing about.You are not “strong and mature” or educating yourselves, you are spreading lies and covering your ears and going “la la la, i can’t hear you” in an attempt to deny truth. How mature and strong is it to cling to belief in a higher power rather than face the fact we all control our own destiny and we need not belief in an external god to overcome trying time but to look inward and find dignity, compassion and strength of will within ourselves and realise that is us, that strength and will is just us. Your attempts to fight against truths of nature based on the many times revised and reinterpretted rantings of men 1000-2000 long years dead are ridiculous. I do not go around telling people they should be power bottoming homosexuals, because I respect the fact that everyone is different and I embrace it, while I have made it quite clear here that I do not believe in an all knowing god figure or religious dogma, I do have spiritual beliefs and I respect every humans right to hold spiritual beliefs, what I struggle to respect is people who try to rally under the pretence of spirituality in order to execute hate fuelled and poorly veiled attacks on others, or people who try to enforce parts of their religious beliefs on others while in clear contridiction to other parts of their own doctrines and dogma.

      Also just for the record, people like you make growing up as a homosexual incredibly difficult, your behaviour justifies a view that homosexuality is “a horror” and leads to beatings and murders and vicious acts against homosexuals, this is a frightening thing to face and it is not something one chooses many young GLBTi people have thoughts of “why did this happen to me?” not becuase they personally disagree with homosexuality but because people like you set out to make life hard for them and tell them they are defective when they have merely naturally developed this way (as supported by A LOT of medical, psychological and scientific research unlike your arguements), just as you never stopped at one particular moment and thought, “yes, i will choose to be a heterosexual male” a homosexual person didnt stop and think “yes, i’m going to choose this”

      I don’t know why I’m trying to reason with anyone here you’re all clearly beyond reason… Clearly the writer is a raging homo who can’t come to terms with it. Shame for you buddy you could have accepted who you are and been happy, instead you live a life hating yourself and condemning others on the side of the people who made it so hard for you to begin with it. Sad story of a vicious circle.

      On a few other notes, I know some very masculine power bottoms, your “effeminate” remark is way off… also straight ppl make just as much noise…

      Also Ice Van Winkle… God didn’t write the bible.

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      • WhiteLatino


        So with that being said you are a power bottom or a jewish.

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    • Ha! Dude… you just got trolled.

      This is so funny. Now I know someone already asked but where are these warehouses full of tops?

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    • You'll never know


      This HAD to be poking fun at Christians. I mean, for God’s sake, it was penned by a “Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!”

      I can’t believe this is for real.

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    • That article really turned me on…!! you really know your stuff!! ;-) and that guy lying on the grass..he is also really hot!!

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    • About The Author
      Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!

      MOTIVATIONAL CHILDREN PARTY ENTERTAINER? jajaja…i am concern for those kids Mr Billings.

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      • Cassidy Pen Neoconstipated


        Better the children get on their knees and pray to Stephenson than some homogay beastigal.

        Some of the visitors to this glory holy site are not in the state of grace; most either possessed by louis sypher or marijuana junkies.

        Please concern yourself more with your eternal soul. … and stay of the pots before coming on this site; it causes the brain to become damaged and distanced from holy Christ.

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        • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


          “Please concern yourself more with your eternal soul. … and stay of the pots before coming on this site; it causes the brain to become damaged and distanced from holy Christ.”

          I am not clear how to stay of the pots, as you say. If being on “the pots” does make your brain to be damaged and become distanced from Holy Christ, I will look out for these “Pots” because they seem evil.

          Thank you for filling us in Brother Neo.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


        How is Mr. Billings being a motivational Children’s Party Entertainer funny to you? He has helped children all across the world feel God’s love inside them. I guess that by you saying “jajaja…i am concern for those kids Mr Billings.”, English is obviously your second language, and will never comprehend true Christian love or Morality.

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        • This kind of ridicule for someone who speaks a different language is pretty antithetical to the basic idea of Christian love and morality. But then this entire article was. It’s disappointing to see that my fellow children of God have fallen so far.

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        • Norman Beecham


          Bruce, I love you and I love your penis, but this prejudiced talk about non-English speakers has to stop.

          Oh, and I love your anus, too.

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        • THAT OLD PERVERTED BASTARD IS ACTUALLY ENTERTAINING CHILDREN BY PUTTING GOD’S LOVE INSIDE OF THEM?? DEEP INSIDE OF THEM???

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    • The fisherman


      fucking gold from top to bottom!!! and I really am a christian.

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    • This is brilliant! How did you carry out such thorough research for this article, Mr Bilings? I am extremely impressed. You definitely know more than “powerbottoming” than I do – and I am “a homosexual”. This must be a joke, surely? It’s satire right?

      On the other hand, I feel sad (as a non-American) that a country with a massive deficit, decaying infrastructure, an overextended military and high unemployment rates is spending so much time on “powerbottoming” and gays in the military. Where did this manic obsession with “homosexuals” and gay sex come from? Repression?

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    • I suggest you stop writing article like this as this could turn into a massive lawsuit from the gay community. This is most defamation of character in ever single way! Obviously you are gay and have an issue with being gay. Maybe you should learn to accept yourself for who you are instead of slandering and character assasinating your own kind. You are a hypocrite. Its very clear that you have had homosexual queer activity in your life given your descriptive excerpt here online. It actually seems as if you have had way more experience than I have. So maybe article characterizes homosexuals of your kind but its doesn’t stand true for my people thank you very much! I appreciate your effort in wasting time writing such an article just to get traffic on your site but obviously you did this for the wrong reason! I suggest you focus on issues from now on dealing with bigger and better things such as the United states Congress killing people in the middle east for oil or tax cuts for the top 5% of the population and things of that nature. Ill give you an E effort on this one. But you truly are an idiot.

      Thanks so much for your time!

      If you have any question about how god accepts you for your homosexuality please contact me and we can speak about how you can be in acceptance of who you are instead of attacking a whole organism of people around the world that you have affected with this article. Obviously this is why we left the christian church because its bull shit. Bye the way Christian means christlike and I do not think Christ would ever write an article of this nature for christians to read around the world.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


        Your comment could lead to a massive lawsuit from all people who have a comprehension of the English language. Please try to not defame people until you have at least gotten a G.E.D.

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        • Bruce, you’re truly pathetic, ignorant, and downright stupid.

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      • Jared,

        Since this article is a joke and the entire site is a satire/parody, much like the Onion, it is not subject to defamation laws since parody is considered protected speech under the First Amendment.

        From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

        “Christwire is a satirical website that publishes blog style articles that highlight perceived excesses of Christian conservatives.

        Like similar satire websites, Christwire’s stories have sometimes erroneously been taken at face value. This may be an example of ‘Poe’s law’, an adage regarding the difficulty of distinguishing some parodies from serious material.”

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      • I would welcome my day in court with you people, but I will humbly suggest you dress appropriately without your fancy female gowns and rancid cologne and leather biker uniforms. You have no idea what resources the Christian community has for these sorts of courtroom dramas. The film rights alone could reap us millions.

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    • Sounds to me like someone doth protest too much!

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    • As a gay man I think most of the Christian faith is both contradicting, false and hypocritical. Probably most of your wives like a good shafting up the chocolate starfish and I bet if they requested this of you, you all would gladly welcome the word “sodemy” into your bedroom’s. As a matter of fact I think you would re-write (AGAIN!) another version of the bible to mention it is ok when heterosexuals want to partake in buggery! Christianity – runs alongside Catholicism in leadership of the most false and fraudulent religions!

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    • I hope you realize that this type of literature is actually considered a hate crime. You have created a whole fantasy in your head that revolves around a simple fact…. That all gay people do is look for sex.

      There are many gay people who work good jobs, have families and serious relationships. You seem to think that the life of a gay person is a porno flick. Most of this type of hate writing comes from someones fear that they themselves might actually be gay.

      I think what you need is a little more critical thinking and perhaps need to go to your local urinal, because evidently that is where you will find a homosexual male and maybe I don’t know, have a conversation with someone who is gay.

      You sir are part of the reason we still have wars. You walk around thinking you have some enlightened view because you read of book of stories and think you know what it means. In the end I don’t want you to answer for me, because you don’t know me.

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    • Fallacies Galore


      Let’s list just some of the outright lies you perpetrate.

      1. Bottoming causes ‘indescribable’ pain. (If it did genius, who would continue doing it?)

      2. Power bottoming is the ‘only’ way the person can achieve orgasm. (According to who?)

      3. ‘violently poking it back in’ (So you equate rape with normal sexual behavior?)

      4. Homosexual communities do not have ‘Leaders’.

      5. ‘dedicated to this sexual assault and will entertain no other’ (Again, according to who? And see Number 3 regarding ‘sexual assault’)

      6. ‘unrepentant about his effeminate behavior’ (So all bottoms are effeminate? Once yet again, according to who?)

      The writer of this article is grotesquely ignorant, hate mongering, and basically should be considered clinically psycopathic.

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    • Judas Garcia


      You’re a Dog!

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    • laughed my ass off

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    • My anthropologist friends and I find this deeply amusing. It’s very interesting to see how you can construe the act of picking up a sexual partner for the night at a bar, as something specific to gay men–that it’s something heterosexuals NEVER do.

      I also must take a moment to reflect on your interesting use of adverbs. Violently poking? Really? You really didn’t have anything nearly as unique and inspiring as that, but I felt the need to point it out.

      As a gay Christian (no, that is not an oxymoron) I find this kind of preaching hatred to be rather an affront to our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. First of all, ‘when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are [...] when thou prayest, enter thy closet, and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret’ and ‘Hatred stirs up dissension, but love covers all wrongs.’ ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’

      And finally: ‘My command is this LOVE EACH OTHER AS I HAVE LOVED YOU.’

      So you see, sir, as a Christian, a gay Christian, a son of God, a neighbor to you and to all who read this website of yours, I cannot hate you for your hatred of me and thus of all of your people. I can only love, and pray that my love is enough to save your soul.

      ‘And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.’

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


        I’m sorry SJ, but it seems that you left the closet when you stated you were a “gay Christian”, therefore you are not following the bible verse you quoted in your comment. It sickens me that the homogays think they can quote our Holy Bible just to suit their own selfish needs.

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        • Norman Beecham


          Bruce, the date is set and the invitations are out! I’ve arranged with August that we can use his farm for our ceremony!

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


            Norman, I have been holding Claire back from pouncing on you like a rabid wolverine, but if you keep talking like this I might just let her give you a good throttling.

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            • Norman Beecham


              Oh God that makes me hot! Tell me more, but this time with YOU doing the throttling!

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        • @Bruce “selfish needs”..like your selfish need to judge and spread hate. SJ is right, God’s ultimate teaching is love. If that bothers you then why are you calling yourself Christian. It’s interesting that people use one line in a bible to justify hate towards gays but some how ignore the hundreds of versus referring to loving your neighbor. Jesus did not pick and choose who he loved.

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    • Thanks to your awesome article, I can’t wait to take it like a REAL man!!! Great job!

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    • I never under stand why this radical christians spend so much time in my butt hole? If they all think gay people are going to hell and one day we’ll be standing before god in judgement, so quit spending so much time on us; let god be the judge and not you; you actually don’t have the right, god didn’t give it to you so mind your own business.

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    • ” Kneeling face down with one’s hands on the floor and the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards. Convenient for abandoned warehouses and private sadomasochistic ‘dungeons’” LMAO

      What a beautiful and revealing Freudian slip: “gutinous” means ‘sticky’ or ‘gluey’. The plural would be GLUTEI MAXIMI. A good Christian journalist should check his Latin.

      And who is gesturing with his ass anyway? Me think it is the author – in fact, he seems to be talking and writing from there.

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      • Please do not project your homosexual proclivities on the good Christians of this blessed site. I will pray for the forgiveness of your sins.

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        • Please do not interject 50 cent words into your 10 cent post. Just sayin’. ;)

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    • As a Christian it’s disturbing to see anyone use Christianity to discuss what others are doing in their bedrooms. Aside from that those who call themselves Christians should remember that God is love. To those who seem to feel you can only go by what the bible says tell me why the book is full of contradictions. It’s states clearly that killing is wrong but some christians gravitate to one or two versus that seem to imply killing another is right- like those who are gay. You need to form a relationship with God to be filled by God’s truth and to understand the higher truth- a book is a book..one that can easily be mistranslated or be filled with extra material that is not Christs teaching.

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    • GodLovesGays


      If God hated GAYS there wouldn’t be any in the world, we were born this way, it’s not a choice. Being gay is as much a choice as Being born a certain Race or color, You have NO control over it. Those who believe otherwise simply don’t know because they aren’t us. If you don’t like gays then go about your life and spread love NOT hate. Don’t poison your “SAVED SOUL” by making yourself look like you are godly and instead spreading hate and evil into the world. I can be gay and still love god, I don’t see why I can’t. I don’t need to go to church and pray I can talk to god in the privacy of my own home where he can listen to me over all the Fake Praying and misleadings of the christian church!

      To my gays, “If the world hates you, remember that it hated me first” -Jesus Christ

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    • Who ever wrote this is a fucking moron

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      • I think you mean fucking awesome.

        (parody site, dude. wiki it. i think the comments are brilliant.)

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    • Bottom guys are self loathing. Everyone already knows that. They get HIV/AIDS or various other STD’s and then pass it on to the next guy.

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    • I think this is completely based on assumptions, and extremely biased. The author should educate himself before “trying” to educate other people. The way things are described are completely inaccurate, as well as misinformed to a point of being ridiculous. It is describing homosexuals as sexual beasts who never stop thinking about sex, which is absurd. I am ashamed of this post for it only promotes hate, lies and the segregation of people. I believe that those values are not what Jesus was trying to promote… EPIC FAIL!

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      • I can never decide what’s more amusing, the articles themselves or the people who believe their real.

        A man who claims to hate homosexuality can describe in excruciating detail the joys of gay sex (with a hyperbole or two here and there for further comic effect)= ironic. I know I lessen the humor of the joke by explaining it, but c’mon.

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    • You – that would be the author – are literally the gayest person I have ever heard of, and I spend every day with gays. This article is positively dripping with soooooo much suppressed lust for other men, it practically screams out of the computer that you are so desperate to get slammed by a guy. Tell us: how long will it be until we read a story on here that you’ve been found soliciting sex in an airport washroom, like your fellow religious crackpots? Come on. Self-hating homos are the worst kind.

      And one correction: ‘versatile’ means you give it AND you take it, not that you say you’ll give it but are secretly desperate to take it. That would be you, you wannabe bottom.

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    • I love everybody…but Blanche & Stephenson

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    • People are taking this seriously? This site is a parody. With that said, bottoms are a crazy lot of gay men.

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    • This is the biggest crock of shit I have ever read– unbelievable.

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    • Sodomy Expert


      I am thoroughly entertained. I especially love the description of how the “power bottoms” invite their “penetrator” to enter. Your research is indeed in-depth and I guess you have us gays all figured out. Especially the part about the different ethnic groups at the end like the Asians……however I do have to disagree that you may be a little bit off on your research there.

      Thankfully we all will not have to wait much longer to be judged for our loving sodomite ways. Jesus returns on May 21st. Although I’m sure he may have some things to say to you for writing this nasty piece of filth. http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979320456

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    • For someone who claims never to have participated in such an abomination, you sure are familiar with the intricacies. How could such a pious man even know of the indescribable pain one might encounter during sodomy had he not known it first hand? This seems to be more of an enticing article to little Christian boys who have always wondered how homosexuality might work, logistically. It sure seems you have one hell of a time researching. Where did you see these power bottom demonstrations? No doubt during one of your exhaustive field expeditions.
      Don’t worry my friend, as a heterosexual girl I can tell you it gets better with time. If you have a loving partner (stay away from those alter boys!) he will be gentle the first few times so that you experience little to no discomfort at all.
      By the way, when you die, nothing happens. Idiot.

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    • The thing about this which bothers me is that it will be read by people who trust your opinion/this website and don’t know any decent gay men or women to give them a more balanced impression.

      Although it is true that a proportion of gay men are exactly like the ones you describe, I would argue that it is a minority, in a similar way to how a minority of straight individuals behave in sexually defiant ways.

      The way you’ve presented your opinion doesn’t convey this. Instead, you’ve used your position of authority to propagate negative stereotypes and justify peoples fear of the unknown. Whatever your religious motivation, I think this is really shameful and it will be you, who (if there is such a thing as god) will face judgement should the day come.

      Please just think a but more about whether your role in society is to have a positive, or negative impact. I would argue the latter.

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    • “For homosexuals, this means one male inserts his erect phallus between the buttocks of another male and inserts it quite deeply. He will then proceed to pull his member almost all the way out before violently poking it back in again. This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain. Pharmacy products and even saliva can be used to lubricate the robust activity, although many gays prefer to go without for that “rough and nasty” feeling.”

      I’m assuming heterosexuals don’t ever put anything in their anus?

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    • Praise Jesus.

      We need to follow his ways.

      He hung out with 12 unmarried men who didn’t wear pants, and a whore.

      Sounds like a typical Friday night.

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    • most ridiculous article i have ever read. reminds me of the books back in the 70s-80s saying how satanic rock music is, and the reason David Lee Roth howled in his music was because it was the sound gay men make during sex. so retarded. its one thing to say u dont approve of something, but turn around and tell the average middle american this stupid nonsense is baaaaaaad journalism. you are a fraud

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      • Hahaha! Of course its a fraud! Do you go onto Theonion.com and complain about its inaccuracies? This is a satire site, making fun of the uptighgt, intolerant, and hypocritical.

        Hmmm…I suppose readers take it so seriously because there are real people like this in the world. So sad.

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    • Only one finger?!?!

      New Trend? HA! I spit on your hole! LOL!!

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    • Well said! We will be judged when Jesus comes down from Heaven. And guess who will be judged most harshly? Those who are intolerant of others!

      How many homosexuals need to exist before you fanatics are convinced that your God wants them on Earth? This is not even an argument worth having. It will be excellent when this debate can be ended once and for all and you realize just how wrong you are.

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    • You know what, ENOUGH. What exactly does your Bible teach you? I always clearly remember the Bible saying that ‘we are all made through the eyes of the Lord’, ‘Love thy neighbour’. Tell me, if we are all made through ‘the eyes of God’, why the fuck are there gay people on this Earth. No, seriously – I invite you to give me an answer that
      A) Doesn’t turn this argument back onto me
      B) Doesn’t take a stab at my lifestyle
      C) Doesn’t involve you telling me I’m destined to burn in hell.
      Give me an answer, where you clearly outline why the Bible preaches that we are all made through God, God loves everyone, and that fact that you people are encouraged to accept, love and embrace everyone for who they are? Really, isn’t the concept of ‘love and acceptance’ the foundation of your religious faith – yet you people are on here, going against everything your Bible teaches you?
      I BLAME YOU for all the young men and women in this World who have committed suicide because your CRAP has been shoved down their throats. Kids who are trying to discover who they are, cannot find acceptance and cannot find themselves and ultimately decide their life isn’t worth living, and that they will never fit in – because you ‘people of love and acceptance’ preach this bullshit about homosexuals being condemned to hell, that gay is wrong and if you’re gay you destined for a life of lies, filth and (all the other crap you wish to describe gay people as). ENOUGH – You want to start practising what preach – start speaking to people with love, and accept those around you.
      i have nothing against your faith, nor do I have anything against God. But I really believe that articles like this, and the attitudes which you bestow and put out into the public forum which I BELIEVE go against EVERYTHING your faith is about are both contradictory and baseless.
      If you want to start doing good in this World, and being true ‘messengers of God’ and spread ‘ the word of the Lord’ then start speaking to kids who can’t find their path in life, an encourage them to live a life of freedom, love and acceptance without shoving your religious contradictions down their throat – and making them feel more isolated than they already are.
      Until people of your faith, can accept EVERYONE for who they are and start accepting others and actually practising the positive messages (yes, I do believe there are positive messages throughout the basis of your faith) which your God encourages you to do – then these bullshit, homophobic articles which encourage bullying, isolation, violence and un-acceptance will continue to do just that, and the World will NEVER be the place your God apparently wants it to be.
      I encourage you (yes, it might be challenge), spend 1 day actually embracing those around you (regardless of their sexual orientation) and you watch how quickly the positive (and good) messages which need to be spread across the World, are embraced.
      Start practising the notions of love, acceptance and understanding you preach and stop isolating the World around you.

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    • Thankyou for a most entertaining article. I particularly enjoyed your descriptions of the feeling of anal sex. It is very brave of you to offer your personal experience of such a deeply personal experience on this right wing christian website. I hope you won’t be tied up, beaten and left for dead in a field as that can be quite disconcerting.

      I especially enjoyed the online dating ad with hot babes in bikinis and big titties on the side bar.

      I hope you didn’t masterbate after you wrote this.

      I look forward to your review of manroulette.

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    • billings.. u have judge just about everyone.. if u r a christian.. y r u getting all hot and bothered by what people r saying to u?? it is really Christians like u that give us a bad name.. sin is sin.. we all have them.. even u.. pointing them out is not loving in any way.. Jesus hung out with sinners.. God sent Jesus for everybody.. the gays the alcoholics murders lairs cheaters.. everyone.. u showing hate is not showing his love for them.. so plz stop.. when i tell people i’m a christian they look down on me cause of Christians like u.. hateful.. not loving.. yes spreed the word.. but if u where a gay n someone was rude to u like this in God’s name would do nothing but turn them away.. yes what they do is wrong.. but there r things we all do wrong.. thats why God sent Jesus.. cause he loves us so much.. its hard not to sin.. but that what we humans do.. sin
      and another thing.. if someone is not a fallow in chrism y do u accept them to have the same views as u?

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    • I must say I got a little turned on, especially when you went into such detail about getting sodomized from behind. I need to go to church asap.

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    • if someone is not a christian .. my bad.. i can’t forth poo

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    • spell..

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    • New trend? I think not! I’ve been a southern christian all my life. A few of the fellows and I have been doing something like this for a while now.

      This article is possibly referring to the new radical position that brings a new meaning of being Christian and a Power Bottom, as you call it.

      It’s called, “The Prayer Pusher.” You assume the Prayer position and receive the holy gift. How it works is the guy sits between the legs of the other guy kneeling in the Prayer position sliding himself into his partner who will pray. In most cases it’s so intense your partner taking will have to be forced to go harder. This is where the term, “Pusher” comes in. You have to push they one who is praying.

      Honestly, there’s several who do this, and I’m shocked, quite shocked at how many of you don’t understand we live among you. Oh well, your loss.

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    • Stephenson Billings:

      I want you to fuck me up the ass until I bleed and you blow your load all over me. You are so fucking hot.

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    • What a load of rubbish.

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    • The Crack Of Don


      I’d love to have this article and email thread as a novel to keep on my coffee table. I laughed, felt extreme sadness, joy, shame and anger. I read for 2 hours straight before forcing myself to quit. It should be required reading in all schools. Seriously. This would help our youth to understand we are who we are and life is meaningless unless we love one another, and more fulfilling when you are passionate in healthy manner. I have no doubt this article will lead more people to flee the church than to embrace it. 

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    • The Bible says sodomy is wrong? Sweetheart, Jesus was born from a virgin and died as one. God has no true human body to speak of. Who are they to comment on sexual lifestyles and practices?

      And for that matter, who are you to tell anyone else that what they do is perverse?

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    • This inrages me. Do you really think your better than me because you are straight?
      I have been with women and I have been with men, I have been with my boyfriend for nearly 5 years now. And we live not even a 30 minute drive from vadican city. You people treet me diffrrnt because of who I feel in love with, that is so messed up!!

      If all you god praising jerks would focus in on more than just the line “a man shall not lie with another man” you would see that later in the exact same book in the bible that it also says something about a man shall not kill another living thing to survive, if you eat meat or even vegetables, and don’t lie I know you do!! Then your going to hell just as much as I am!

      I am a son of god! He made me in his eye and I just so happen to be a homosexual male, but that is how god made me.

      And for the record, not all gay males are constantly thinking of sex, no more than straight men anyway. Men have needs it’s how that individual acts on those that makes him the man that he is. So don’t lable all gay men as sluts! Like I said Ive been with my boy friend for 5 years and have been faith full to him from day one. And btw I did not meet him in a “leather bar” or on the Internet, I meet him at a coffee house. A plain and simple place that even straight relationships have started at.

      I don’t mean to be rude, you all have your own oppionions, however, I just felt the need to inlighten you all a bit.

      Were not all evil or sluts. And were not going to hell.

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    • did you turn off the like/dislike button because you didn’t like the trend of the responses? come on, take it like a man!

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    • Thanks for all the tips. Now I know all I need to do to get me some bottom action.

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    • a power bottom is a bottom that can take multiple partners one after the other.. duh. if you’re going to concern yourself with others lives, at least know what you’re talking about.

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    • ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS?! You seem to know a little too much about the “Power Bottom.” What kind of research did you embark on to get all your facts? You and your other authors here sound like a bunch of self-hating closet cases.

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    • Christopher Slover


      Ok I am getting so sick and tired of this bull crap. misrepresentation of the bible my ass. I am a catholic and i have read many things in the bible and never once has it said to sit there and judge those on their color, sex, sexual orientation, or anything else you feel the need to criticize. so if you wanna sit there and make quotes from the bible read it first don’t just sit there and make crap up cause it really goes and makes you look like an idiot. now the next topic. you cannot sit there and tell me that every single person in the christian church is straight. im betting anything there are gays, lesbians, and bisexuals in there as well. and my whole feeling on the issue is who are you to say what people do in their own homes and on their own free time. do you have nothing better to do then sit there and call us names for no reason? i am a bottom. my partner and i are very carefull and gentle when it comes to sex. he doesnt cram his erect penis into my anus. cause lets face it somepeople can really get hurt that way but then again if you were smart enough to think of that you would have known that already. another topic for discussion. the whole thing with only asian females having anal sex is bull shit as well. look at porn small minded idiot there are numerous white females that have anal sex in porn videos and out of them. so therefore the information you have been given is false cause apparently it wasnt done to the best it could have been.and let me just say that for you to group all gay men as power bottoms is very inaccurate. not all gay men are like this and i will agree that there are some that are, but to go and say that we all are is rude and very oh whats the word inaccurate. i suggest that before you start spouting off at the mouth about crap you dont know i say you get your facts straight which is something you obviously are not, and then heres an idea talk to some gay people and see what it is that they say and i bet you will be surprised and find out that the crap your saying isnt completely true. and for the record sodomy is not characterized as just anal sex its also consisting of oral sex or sex with an animal which can be done by a male or a female. and as far as this whole gay is against god. well you know what god made us all the way we are. it is something we are born with. and that is my belief as a catholic. i think you are very rude iggnorant hateful immature a lyer and many oher things that i will not lower my standards to say to you, cause in the end you mr are not worth my time and effort to sit here and explain a damn thing to.

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      • Christian Intellectual


        Your are a Catholic ? Do you worship John Paul II the new patron saint of rapists and pedophiles ?.

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      • Did you miss the part where gays burn like sulfur in the nose of God and Satan will be rumping your roast for all eternity?

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      • Barney Trubble


        @ Christopher Slover

        It appears that syntax and grammar are still the preserve of the righteous and faithful. You were obviously fiddling with the other little boys in class when it came to punctuation and the use of capital letters.

        No wonder we can’t take you liberals seriously.

        Amen

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    • I love love love that the ad on the side of this article was for a gay spa ;) that was beautiful. I also love how the last comment made was the author screaming out that he’s not a homosexual. Effective article dude, I’m totally converted.

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    • This blog would be hilarious if the consequences of this kind of behaviour weren’t so enormously destructive. But many religious people don’t seem to understand exactly what they are doing when they act in this way. These are the same kind of hateful lies that the Nazis told about the Jews to justify the Holocaust, and that religious fundamentalists have been spreading about gays for centuries. The consequences are hatred, fear, bigotry, intolerance, discrimination, violence and murder. And not all the victims of this bigotry are gay. You just have to look gay or be perceived as gay by the intolerant standards of the attackers.

      Rational people understand this but the reality so obvious in this blog is that any kind of intellectual rigor, or even the smallest amount of ironical insight and self refection, is entirely missing. Sociopathic is my diagnosis. Billings is sick and his illness is contagious. These hateful lies too often get credence from the gullible, the ignorant, and the ideologically blinded. It is so destructive.

      In these circumstances humor and ridicule are possibly the best response.

      So, in the next edition, can we please have a sexy story about a nice furry bear pig bottom? Those pushy power bottoms are just out of control. ;-

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    • Ha ha ha ha! I can’t believe people are thinking this is a real article… LOL…

      Talk about Poe’s law being committed many times!

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    • Stephenson Billings is a clearly a closet homosexual living a sex crazed life vicariously through his poorly veiled sexposes. And now we never need to wonder if he is a top or a bottom.

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    • Is it just me or does this article sound a little like gay porn in some of the descriptions? if you ask me it sounds like someone is living in their denial of wanting to come out of the closet themselves.

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    • Is this website for real? If not, it’s hilarious! If it is for real… it’s a joke.

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    • “Christian Intellectual” —

      You seriously just knocked the Catholic Church for pedophile behavior, yet you allow this author (who works with children) to publish a sexually graphic article on anal sex. Stephenson should NOT be allowed to work with children. Pedophiles specifically place themselves in leadership roles around children. Boy Scout/Girl Scout Troop Leaders, Youth Pastors, Pastors, Priests, Teachers. . . and the list goes on and on. Sexual abuse continues to exist in these capacities. We cannot attack the education system, boy scouts, protestant churches, or Catholic churches as a whole. We must be proactive in guarding our children against questionable individuals seeking employment.

      As a teacher, I don’t know of any parent who would feel comfortable allowing Stephenson to motivate or entertain their children. He displays way to much graphic detail in his description of anal sex.

      For the record, Stephenson’s description of homosexual relationships is most definitely one that describes abnormal, radical behavior which can also be seen in the heterosexual community. He is hyperfocusing on highly risky, atypical behavior, and this greatly concerns me and others because it signals that he has a keen interest in radical sexual behavior . . . . and he’s influencing/entertaining children. This is a very dangerous combination!!!!

      Incidentally, I was raised in a conservative Southern Baptist church. I have been a church musician and music teacher for the past 20 years. I may not be Southern Baptist, but I retain a lot of my conservative beliefs that I was taught– but not at the expense of showing Christ’s love to others. “Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old, he will not flee far from it.” I haven’t fled far at all. God uses me every day to spread his love and light to others.

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      • I will have you know that Mr. Billings work has been used at countless educational institutions and home schooling environments to protect the impressionable souls of our innocent white children.

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        • Our innocent WHAT children? Did you just make a bigoted statement about protecting our “white” children? So the rest of the “non”-white children need not apply? Home schooling environment? Isn’t that what David Koresh called Waco? I’m sure the “countless educational institutions” were all hand picked, weren’t they. Maybe even……exclusive? ;)

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        • Lozz the spider


          Just the white kids ??? I dare you to come to Europe and say that in a public place you racist bible basher. Do you picket fallen soldiers funerals as well

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    • Ok. I feel stupid. This really is a spoof website making fun of conservatives! How clever! And I got all sentimental and serious. . . . I guess it’s thought-provoking and good practice for forming responses that reflect your “position” on issues.

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    • JustAnotherGuy


      Mr Billings..don’t know what u took…if u were on drugs when u wrote this…but it;s the most idiotic thing I’ve ever read :| I can’t believe that we have people on this world that think crap like this :) ))
      I get the fact that we all our personal belief in everything…but u might wanna go with something more REAL and accurate…this whole article is a load of crap…sorry to say it…u just took information from different places and manipulated into this biblical and retarded view
      You should study more the LGBT life style ;)
      PS no such thing as a bottomer :) ))))

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    • can we now talk about rimming?

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    • At first I thought this was a joke sent to me by my gay son. It was too ridiculous to be real, and then I realized it was a “Christian” publication. That made sense to me, most everything purporting to be “Christian” is ridiculous these days. I am positive that none of you would recognize Christ if he hit you on the ass. In case you were wondering, he isn’t blonde and blue-eyed and he more than likely looks more like Abdul than he does Andrew. But I digress… I am amazed, AMAZED I say, by the amount of research done for this article. One can feel the writer salivating as he types. In fact, how is it possible that a godly, heterosexual “Christian” knows so much about gay sex? Come out of the closet sir, Jesus loves you, even if your Christian brethren won’t. And we KNOW they won’t.

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    • Prynce Llewellyn


      “• Lying on one’s back with hind legs in the air.” HIND LEGS??? how many legs does he assume we have??

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    • Homosexual Intifada


      1. Dear author, any gay person, or any straight person that knows anything about gay people, or any bisexual person, or any transgender person, or any person that has even been one month researching about gay sexuality would have achieved better information/facts than you. You have got lots of terms that are partially true, and lots of terms that are absolutely wrong. You didn’t even get right the bottom/top/versatile roles. I can’t wait to read your other articles because honestly you made me laugh big time. Furthermore, if you got some of the facts right, you should consider on the other side, writing pornography. I honestly think the more repressed you are, the better you are at it. Your descriptions, no offense and please consider this comment comes from a dirty perverted homosexual (not for the fact that I’m homosexual I am dirty and perverted, but for the fact that I am dirty and perverted because it is lost of fun), (your descriptions) have got quite a perverted passion which is impressive. Take it like this, for many artists inspiration comes from their suffering. You should totally use your repressed feelings and I assure you, you can make lots of money!!!!

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    • Paul Taylor


      I wonder how it is that you are so knowledgable and expert on this subject. It’s evident to eben the most casual of readers that you are attempting to portray gay people as almost animalistic in their lifestyles and obsession with sex. Of course none of what you write is credible, but as you are entitled to say what yoyu like, then conversely people have the right to attack the garbage that you peddle. Let me enlighten you on a few facts so that the majority of Christians may sleep soundly in their beds tonight. Sexual onsession is not the preserve of homosexuals, and heterosexuals are as likley to seek ut sex as much as any other strand of adulot society. Secondly, the majority of gay people continue to live dignified lives and work in many area os society to benefit the whole of society. They are not waiting in some restroom or cubicle to entrap or solicit for sexual purposes. You will find that they are just as likely to be working next to you, in child and adult welfare services, protecting children and adults and doing their best to live and and get on with life. I know that no matter what I or anyone else says will make not one ounce of difference to yourt opinion. But what I will say is this. You article is verging on the almost bizarre and surreal in its tone and context. I think you genuinely have no perception of how it actually reads. The most frightening thinsg however is that people will actually believe it.

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    • Homosexual Intifada


      2.(I need to do just a point for this). I thank God (allow myself to use this expression) that there are more than three positions for sexual intercourse, not only for gays but for straight people, bisexuals, transgenders, lesbians and everyone. I guess this is one of the things that you may need to improve from your journalistic skills. I guess, probably you have only tried those three positions, or maybe none of them, but please, run to your nearest gay store (I have got a feeling that you know very well where you can find it but you never dared to go in) and buy any pord DVD, any of them, watch it through: case 1.you may discover you get a hard on which I won’t be surprised, and become a gay activist; case 2 with only two hours and less than $40 you will find out that there are more than 3 positions in sex, that bottom/versatile/top roles switch, that there are quiet and loud bottoms, quiet and loud tops, effeminate tops, masculine bottoms, quiet and loud versatiles, you will learn that sex is not only about penetration and there are way more practices, that the practices (than god) are not related to specific locations and that you choose the location (that’s part of the fun and part of your own creativity) that it’s all about trying what works for you, and that SEX IS NOT A SIN BUT FUN.

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    • This article is hilarious. Most of it is wrong or completely made up, (“ethnobiologists have found that the vast majority of power bottoms” .. erm .. citation needed!) and it’s written with such relish that the author sounds like a repressed gay porn writer. – “a shower of relentless profanity and human fluids that sickens as well as fascinates.”
      But the best thing about this article is that it will associate Christianity with idiots, and give the bible a bad name, which is wonderful.

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    • Homosexual Intifada


      3. You said life’s too short. And I wonder, why do you spend so much time, (maybe not that much time to be honest are your facts are quite wrong), writing these articles? Please do yourself, us, everyone a favor and spend your time praying to change the world.

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    • Jesus Christ!! Show any polite person graphic descriptions of sex and sexual organs and theyre going to be a bit revolted. Would the Christians be less offended by a picture of a finger in a vagina or a ladies finger up a man’s anus, or a penis in a ladies anus, would they be less offended?

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    • Homosexual Intifada


      4. It is obvious that, unluckily and by difference with other religions, christianity is based a lot in interpretation. There have been thousands of translations of the Holly Book and may different books banned or unpublished, which are the main reasons why I am not a Christian. I do respect Christians though, and I know a bit as I have been 13 years educated in a Christian school as such. And I think, despite all interpretations, the main biggest part of it, which takes a vast space of it is the example of Jesus. Jesus respected everyone, asked to love your brothers and sisters (not only the ones that you consider so), and turn the other cheek. I am quite sure that Jesus wouldn’t be really happy hearing words coming from Christians writing in here such as “destroy the enemy”. Here a little suggestion, that I maybe shouldn’t give, just in case you become a “new trend”, wouldn’t it better showing your christian values giving example? if you consider homosexuality is a “trend”, don’t you think that those deciding if going on that trend if they looked at you all happy, and nice and faithful will follow you? don’t you think that opposing this way makes you alone, even going against the basics of your own religion?

      I just want to add that I know a big number (not sure if saying majority) of christians don’t think like you, actually allow me calling them, the real christians.

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      • Christopher


        Oh Mr Billing what have you done ! I have wet my pants with laughter….. have enjoyed this debate SO much… Thank you the best read I have had in ages …. I will make sure that this is posted on FaceBook Twitter or where ever I can ….. you realy need to write for the GAY press How funny I love you and would love to shove my member up your rancid arse anyday ! xx

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    • Homosexual Intifada


      5. It doesn’t matter what you do, what you say, what you think homosexuality is. It doesn’t. It’s been here forever and it will stay as long as the human being exist. Being a homosexual is not a choice, is inner to the being. It transcends sex, religion, race, roles, it’s part of the soul. Your christian children will be born gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender, and you can’t do anything to stop it.

      I can assure you this, even if there is oppression, even if there is threat, even if our lives are threatened, WE WILL FIGHT BACK. Not with our fists, but with our words, peacefully as we have always done. (Please do a little bit of research on the gay rights fight, and then ask yourself, would anyone go through hell just for a trend?) And the most beautiful thing is that NOW we don’t fight alone, the LGTB community is more and more supported by our families, by our straight friends, by our straight neighbors. We won’t stop and we are millions, and we are together. We are watching out the world and we will continue working so in every single country we have got the same rights as any other citizen. We have just stop some of your fellow oppressors in Uganda, and we will do it again if happens anywhere around the world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ8U2lX6EE0

      Btw I recommend you a great film: Raspberry Reich, from Bruce La Bruce. I’m quite sure that you won’t get it, or maybe quite opposite you will get a boner. Enjoy it!

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    • This turned me on immensely!

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    • If anal sex is painful, Mr Billings is doing it wrong. Also, is it safe to say that you won’t be having your prostate examined since it involves another human inserting something into your anus with lubricant?

      Many things are abomination in the bible: homosexuality, eating pork, doing any kind of work on the Sabbath (work
      includes opening refrigerators, learning, turning on lights, etc), eating any creature that walks the ocean floor, and touching a woman a week after her menstrual cycle. We pick and choose what we want to believe in the bible. Unfortunately we forget Jesus’s teaching of judge not lest ye be judged.

      Love you brother, no matter what he’s doing behind closed doors. Stop trying to tell people how to live their lives; whether they are having sex with the same sex, eating shrimp or shaking hands with Nancy-Always-Pad after two days, their issue with their god is their own.

      Instead of trying to be the bible police, why don’t you volunteer at a soup kitchen, give 10% of your income to charity. Instead of preaching about good deeds, go out there and do them. Volunteer at a hospital or nursing home, bring joy to people without shoving your dogma down their throat. They’ll remember you fondly and some may even turn to your religion with an open mind. The reason people turn away from Christianity is because of people like you who seem to think that everyone should go by your dogma. Who are you to say that someone is doing something wrong? Who made you god? Stop peeking over your neighbor’s fence and work on helping those who don’t have one.

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    • I am always so sorry to read these things. I am a Christian and gay. Those who use the bible against gay people are so wrong. To eat pork is also an “abomination” yet they never seem to write about this!

      Also if you want to use the bible about my sexuality then I will use the bible against your judgement! It clearly states that every man sins. There is no such thing a “the worst sin” however it says that those who call themselves a brother and judges those for their sins will feel the full judgement of God. For everyone sins and how can you judge someone for sinning when you sin yourself.

      Everyone needs the salvation of Christ otherwise Christ did not die for you and you need Christ to enter the kingdom of heaven.

      I ignore articles like this as it just saddens me to think that people only take what they want from the bible. Read it all and read it carefully.

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    • richard chipperfield


      If there was a God (as likely as there being a Santa Clause)then he would have created Gays and judged the people that questioned his creation, you cant have it both ways cherry picking tiny passages that you think appeal to your argument.

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    • You seem to know an awful lot for a man so repulsed; but am sure you will argue it’s all in the name of redemption and enlightenment of others that you did such so much research.

      Your use of language is unwittingly hysterical in parts and leaves the impression the struggle is within yourself.

      If something repulsed me as much as you claim, I wouldn’t want to know about it, let alone write so as to cause myself such fevered frenzies and hysterical complaints.

      Loosen up, take a hit and ride that big hairy donkey-dicked daddy like the wind.

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    • Mossy Mobilebutt


      “Antique Soda Bottle Collector” — > POWER BOTTOM

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    • Is this article for real? I read this off a friends Facebook page I’m guessing as a joke…But as I read it, I don’t think the author was kidding.

      It amazes me that people actually think this way. Use your brain and common sense people. Most people don’t do things that hurt themselves. Speaking from personal experience…if it hurts it’s being done wrong. And there are many simple and right ways to have gay sex so it is extremely enjoyable. Also….there are plenty of tops to match all the bottoms. Obviously the persons who wrote this article are NOT knowlegable about gay sex and should not be spreading hateful messages about things they do not know.

      I grew up in a Christian home and still beleive in the bible and the basic “do unto others” type of lessons it provides. But I’m also a Gay man.
      I can honestly say this article is so damn silly and rediculous that it scares the heck out of me that people think this way. I bet if they had their way I would be burned at the stake for being an assualt to their senses. Yet I am one of the most ethical and caring people you could hope to be friends with.

      Because I love another man, that makes me evil? No more then a man loving a woman. Maybe the author is struggling with homosexuality and therefore feels he needs to attack in others what he fears in himself. Accept yourself for who you are…most everyone else will and you will be free’d from the misery of being ashamed of who you are.

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    • CaliforniaGuy


      This is considered a satire but I am a gay man and I have looked at most gay sites and most gay dating sites and there’s a lot of truth in what he wrote.

      If you want to take a free look, check out men seeking men on Craigs list in every city in any part of the world. It’s the same thing over and over again: top, bottom, vers, power bottom, cut, uncut, etc. Gay men don’t exactly send out a “we’re just normal guys who happen to be gay” message.

      There’s more to life than who your hookup is tonight. And I’m one of the rare ones who is actually monogamous and doesn’t do anal. So much for stereotyping.

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      • Mother Theresa Mother Theresa


        You poor, misguided homoman CaliforniaGuy. Your post drips with sanctimonious opprobrium. And I…let me get my monocle….quote:

        “And I’m one of the rare ones who is actually monogamous and doesn’t do anal.”

        You seem to think that makes you special or different or above the other gaysexuals. It doesn’t. You, along with them, are still an abomination. Do you honestly think your restricted access will wash with St Peter at the pearly gates?

        “Yes Peter, I have never felt another man’s presence in my most private passage. But I was partial to giving gobjobs to greasy cocks.”

        You honestly think he’ll praise Our Lord and usher you straight into heaven? I think not. In fact, not being man enough to take a plop-pounding, when one is so obviously deserved, makes you even more pathetic than the average gaysexual.

        Pucker up CaliforniaGuy and face facts.

        Amen.

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    • Brian James


      This guy has the culture of homosexuality, specifically “power-bottoms”, quite wrong indeed. The term is used for men that have a “top” attitude but would rather be the sexual bottom. These people command your attention and are very vocal about what they wish you to do and some may enjoy pain. The people that you see swaying their Gluteus Maximus, for those that do no know how to spell in their own posts, are typically power-bottoms or just horny men. This does not make it right to act the way that many do in public but if you wish to put down a culture you should understand it more. Gay men should not “push” their sexuality on people just as much as religious men and women should not “push” their religious beliefs at others. Also, if you wish to get into nasty mating habits, then shall we bring up the straight community? Do you believe that the straight community acts in a responsible nature as to not draw attention to themselves or harm their bodies? Considering I see far more straight copulation in public and in random areas than I ever have in the homosexual community. What men do to women, including sodomizing them, is just as equally revolting as when it comes to gay copulation when we speak of the extremists.

      I was raised of member of the Christian church, I treat others the way I wish to be treated and love those the way I would wish to be loved. I do charity work, I am getting my Phd. to be a psychologist to help people and I do my best to always be a good man. These morals have obviously been discarded for ignorance and intolerance. To say someone “still has it” as he misinterprets gay culture and puts all of the races of gay down truly shows you have no idea what most of us are about. I am a homosexual, as you probably have figured out, and I am appalled at how some of my brother gays act but this is no reason to bring all of us down because you have an issue with some.

      I am a good uncle, nephew, son and friend. I am saddened that you believe your half-truths and have the audacity to speak critically. Let he without sin cast the first stone. Speaking out of ignorance and hate about a sexual trend that you do not enjoy does not help people, it hurts your cause more than anything. I hope you can learn to not simply throw hate towards a group of people because some of them do something you don’t deem right.

      Jesus would cry if he knew the intolerance and hate spread by ignorance. Do not put down an entire culture because of things you don’t agree with.

      Take care and educate yourself on the culture if you wish to put it down. There are plenty of people that are willing to talk to you about how and who we really are without having to bring sex into it. It’s not all about sex.

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      • By writing on this homosexual subculture I am by no means giving heterosexuals a free pass for their debauchery. In fact, I have written often about heterosexual sodomy and masturbation and why it does not contribute anything to society. I understand you investment in this issue, but it’s clearly fraudulent to say the Bible permits these wild, disgusting acts.

        With my profound love,

        Stephenson Billings
        Investigative Journalist

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        • The Comedian


          It’s also a bunch of bullshit to say that God hates it when man was the one that wrote the Bible.

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    • don’t knock it til you try it! though from the sounds of it, you already have…

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    • I went onto your Facebook and noticed you like Dolly Parton. Everything you say and do is so gay! Give it up sister and spread some love. Dolly may even love you back. Xx

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      • I love Dolly! How can you disparage her like that? She’s good country folk.

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        • The Comedian


          How dare you hate on people for being people? How dare you make up shit to justify your hatred for the modern world?

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    • Argle Bargle


      You, sir, are a waste of good oxygen.

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    • This is troubling – It is one thing to hold private, unreasonable grudges, but to so blatantly lie about the facts of the matter (or at least be so vocal about your misinformation) in hopes of swaying others over to your ridiculous cause is just ridiculous.

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    • Oh look, there’s now a commentary by Bruce Llama on this riotous piece of satire.

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      • Thank you so much for sharing this Michael. It was very interesting to read, but I’m a bit confused as to what that whole website is about. I clicked and clicked and really couldn’t find much content, just a lot of log-in pages. Is it some sort of Buddhist organization or something?

        Stephenson

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        • The Comedian


          An old man confused and raging against the world, who’da thunk it?

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    • Arnold Beckoff


      Was there a shred of truth in this article, or was it just generalisations and unsubstantiated claims?
      Apart from the bigotry, it is hilarious – or have I fallen for a large ironic joke?
      If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

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    • You’re more obsessed with sexual activities than the majority of gay people. And btw, anal sex is just as, if not more, popular with heterosexuals than homosexuals. And two more things – I’ve lived with the same man for the past 30 years in a loyal, monogamous and faithful relationship – for the simple reason that we love each other. Sex doesn’t come into the equation very much at all, particularly as we grow older together. Why on earth does it matter so much to you? Lastly – it’s not a new observation, but a valid one: nestled inside the angriest homophobe is a gay man desperately wanting to come out. Now off you go, back to your collection of gay porn, so you can feel morally superior even as you’re becoming aroused. What a very VERY strange way to live your life – in the throes of your obsession with other men’s sexual activities, justifying yourself in the name of your sky-god.

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    • Eros Ithiria


      Bro….bro, maybe someone should just…phone god and tell him that gays aren’t allowed?

      because to me, it sure seems like he wants us if he’s making so many of us :)

      just saying.

      and FYI, power bottoming is not what you described, I don’t know any gay man who stands and shakes his butt around…I don’t know any gay man stupid enough to WANT to partake in anal unlubricated.

      I also don’t know ANY gay man who likes anything to feel “dirty”

      and…I’m fairly certain power bottoming isn’t a trend, either.

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    • So, what are you sources exactly? As a journalist I’d findings to be better attributed outside of general terms like “experts agree”…

      I’d really be interested.

      Also, how do you go through finding such graphic depictions of gay men basking in afterglow or glowering sex eyes at one another?

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    • Everyone knows ChristWire is a parody site… Right?

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    • Jar Jar Binkz


      Seriously Stephenson Billings?? As a Christian (who disagree’s with homosexuality)… Why did you write this article? On an earlier comment you said something about “I believe many christians have been helped by this article” – Where? Where is the help? I just find a hateful disgusting description that blankets the gay community… Is that what you want to teach your Christian family – If a kid picked up your article guess what he would become a homophobe, not a Christian who hates sin / loves the homosexual, not a Christian who believes that God values homosexuals just as much as God values him… In God’s eye’s ALL PEOPLE ARE AS FILTHY AS RAGS… ANY GOOD YOU DO ON YOUR OWN IS JUST AS DIRTY AS “POWER BOTTOMING” IN GOD’S EYES…. (You can actually find that concept taught in your bible) There was no love in your article, there was no justice, there was no helping anyone see a better way… In fact there was no valid “warning” that God hates homosexuality… There was just a description because apparently “we need to know” Hmmm how about you go read Ephesians 5:12 “For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.” …. You just shamed yourself Mr. Billings… And to all of those who are homosexuals that read this… I don’t agree with what you do but God loves you so freaking much he died for you… I have gay friends and I love them to death – do I agree? Nope, do I love them? Yes… They deserve the just as much respect and value as people as I do. Nuff said… That was an article that no one need’s to read, at it’s lowest value the best that you are doing is trying to stir up controversy and hate between Christians and Homosexuals- not furthering the Love or the Fear of God.

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    • Jar Jar Binkz


      HAHA just figured out this website is a parody … Well Played… Well Played…

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    • This article is a joke, but its very effective in making fun of Christianity…Jesus would not approve.

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    • WHAT A JOKE THIS GUY IS!!! MS. BILLINGS – YOU SURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT HOMOSEXUAL SEX. I REALLY THINK THAT YOU SOUND VERY VERY CURIOUS ABOUT TAKING IT UP THE BUTT. TRY IT! IT IS QUITE AMAZING AND PLEASURABLE!
      I AM A ‘POWER BOTTOM’ AND I HAVE NO SHAME ABOUT IT, WHATSOEVER!!!

      GET A LIFE AND START WRITING ABOUT SOME REAL ISSUES THAT CONCERN US FELLOW CHRISTIANS!

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    • Where does he get his research?? There were some classic trains of thought going on there…
      He was probably getting off writing about it..

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    • Yeeeah…I am pretty sure this is satirical. But the horrific thing is that it might not be…there really are intensely repressed closeted wackos out there that spout this stuff. Uhm, consider the numbers of evangelical ministers racking up that have been caught hiring male prostitutes, etc. Billings’ description of the “homosexual acts” do read like pornography!

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    • Stephenson Billings is a Hypocrite


      Mr Billings, would you prefer that gays stick to oral sex only?

      Hey, hold up a sec, I see a mote in your eye.

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    • Crotch Shaver


      Mr. Billings,

      If you think you’ve discovered a hot new trend of “power bottoming,” you are at least 30 years late to the party.

      I can’t wait to read your next article when you discover the latest trends of “power fisting,” taking two fists at once or an arm past the elbow.
      whirlwindonline_2146_11543631

      After that, future articles could be on the subjects of piss pigs, super sounders, scat lovers, adult babies, diaper lovers … my goodness, the list of fetishes is almost limitless.

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      • I feel like I need to take a shower after reading your foul post. Why is anal violation so important to you people? There’s far more to life and you really need to think about your eternal soul, not some fecal exit.

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        • The Comedian


          Considering how you feel the need to report on every other thing about the homosexual community, as well as make-up connections to gay people, the one who’s obsessed is YOU.

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        • Crotch Shaver


          RE: “I feel like I need to take a shower after reading your foul post.”

          There was nothing foul about it. Just one professional editor passing along constructive criticism to an “investigative journalist” that your “new trend” is nothing of the sort, which you would have known if you had bothered to research it at all.

          RE: ” Why is anal violation so important to you people? ”

          Why did you assume that (1) I am one of “you people” and that (2) “anal violation” is important to me? Real “journalists” do not make false assumptions such as those when the facts are not in evidence.

          RE: “There’s far more to life and you really need to think about your eternal soul.”

          You are 100% correct on both of these. There is and I do. Again, you make the false assumption that what I informed you of has something to do with my “eternal soul.” Again, real “journalists” don’t make false assumptions such as that.

          RE: “you really need to think about your eternal soul, not some fecal exit.”

          Are you blaspheming God’s design of having all husbands make love to their wives and impregnate them with children to populate this Earth using his “urinary exit”?

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          • I will not be lectured on spirituality by someone named “Crotch Shaver.”

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            • Crotch Shaver


              Why not? You obviously need to be lectured quite a lot on spirituality.

              You need to read your Bible. There is no proscription it in against shaving one’s pubic hair.

              However, in the same chapter of the book of the Bible that condemns homosexual acts as “an abomination,” you will find that it also condemns eating pork, eating shellfish and eating meat and cheese together.

              Can you say that you have never committed the abominable sin of eating bacon or shrimp or a cheeseburger?

              I think my friend Jesus Christ said something about people like you: “Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone.”

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            • When Sarah Palin is elected President she’s going to lock up all you freaks… but you’d probably enjoy that, wouldn’t you? Latin gangs and communal showers…

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            • Crotch Shaver


              RE: “When Sarah Palin is elected President she’s going to lock up all you freaks… but you’d probably enjoy that, wouldn’t you? Latin gangs and communal showers… ”

              That’s a typical response for a radical Christian extremist, and I use the term “Christian” loosely. When faced with incontrovertible facts and logic, you revert to sheer fantasy.

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            • It’s not my fantasy, kiddo. Just Google gay prison porn. There are literally millions of results.

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            • The Comedian


              Stevie demonstrates once again how he wants to remove freedom from people, as well as how he doesn’t understand how the internet works.

              Hey Stevie, if the internet works like you think it does, then just by typing in ‘jesus is gay’, I got about 82,000,000 results. That’s 82 million in case you can’t comprehend that many digits, what with you being unable to read or function as a proper human being.

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            • Crotch Shaver


              RE: It’s not my fantasy, kiddo. Just Google gay prison porn. There are literally millions of results.”

              Well, Billings, there you go AGAIN!

              You haven’t learned anything from our discussion. I’ve lost track of how many times you have made an assumption about what I was saying or my motives and have been WRONG.

              There is one good thing I can say about you, and that would be the Christian thing to do, is that you are absolutely consistent, even if you are consistently WRONG.

              No, my comment about you resorting to “fantasy” was in response to your words, “when Sarah Palin is elected president.”

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        • Cameron Jenner


          As Shakespeare put it in King Lear, ” the policeman who lashes the whore has a hot need to use her for the very offense for which he plies the lash.” Either you have some deeply repressed homosexual urges that cause you to be a hateful moron or you are truly just a purely vile human being. Christianity, no RELIGION AS A WHOLE leads to dangerous sexual repression that makes us act like you, idiotic. Why would your god give us prostate glands and clitorises and the whole fucking concept of orgasms to put all these rules and regulations on whether or not we can have them, the whole idea is bloody fucking mental. And your book of genesis can be disproven in ONE SINGULAR PHRASE written in that book, “man is given dominion over all beasts.” well then why the fuck do bacteria kill people every damn day, oh i can tell you why because they have more power over us then your fucking book ever will. Christians always preach acceptance but what they really mean is acceptance for those who agree with everything they say. How dare you condemn an entire population of people for simply being who they are. If there is a god, and odds are overwhelming that their isn’t, but if there is, if there is justice in this world he will send your prejudiced WRINKLY OLD ASS STRAIGHT down to hell to burn and suffer with all of the rest of your close minded brethren, and all of us “abominations” can chill in heaven and “power bottom” for god because lets be honest, he’s probably hung.

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    • I had my doubts with the credibility of this article at first, but when I got to the part where the author claims that a large percentage of the black community is comprised of “tops” I just cackled loudly and dismissed this foolishness for what it was.

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    • I’m a sodomite LOL this article is funny as hell. WOW sound like some real self hating gays wrote this. Its okay to be Gay. God loves the Gays too!

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      • Christian Intellectual


        NO, Who told you that LIE ?.

        The Bible is very clear, GOD hates the homogays !

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      • Beautiful pic Pisces

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    • To who ever owes this shitty ass site,
      You’re a fucking idiot. a majority of your facts aren’t even proven to be true. I would just love to see the source of your information because really? God loves everyone why are “fags” the only ones he doesn’t love? Hmm what a total crock of bullshit.
      Fuck you dumb bitch I hope you die sooner the you think because clearly you need to saved.

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    • I love the part where you tried to say that the “top” is actually a submissive role when it comes to ‘power bottoms’. You’re very misinformed. Power bottom is a negative term that refers to a guy who tries to maintain dominance while being submitted, however, no matter how hard he tries he’s still the one being dominated regardless of whether he likes it or not. It has about as much to do with anything as the silly ‘finger in the butt’ drawing you posted at the end of your article.

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    • what a hatful closeted homo you are Bruce…i mean seriously, how else do you know all of those filthy details about a powerbottoms sexual orientation – god have mercy on you

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    • “Lying on one’s back with hind legs in the air. Most often occurring in a domestic setting (such as the bedroom), this posture allows for the deepest form of homosexual penetration”

      So…how many pairs of legs to homosexuals have then?

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    • Oh dear, what a terrible article not short of what the nazis did with great effect to the jews in order to justify killing them. Disgust is learned, language can beautify or destory just about anything. The God of which you speak doesnt exsist, we dont need this kind of middle aged nonsense peddled about in order for you to feel right about oneself. Sex isnt owned by anyone of thing, it simply is what it is..and it feels nice..how awful!…science slowly reveals the universes truths not some sad ramblings from ages past…love and light can be anywhere when evil vile propaganda like this isnt spewed onto the net by some male trying to be right and liked by the sheep of American fundalentalism. Wake up, its a lovely open world out here. People are luaghing at you middle America. Come to think of it child birth can be versed as a poem of beuty or a car crash…be very ashaned you bigot. Shame on you

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      • I believe this is the same argument NAMBLA uses.

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        • I understand you may not be pro gay. But you’re ignorant – people are gay and thats a’okay! So what if you aren’t, thats all well and good too. I don’t go to church but respect the moral values of Christianity. Thus until I find people saying I should go to jail because I am a homosexual.
          So who is the better person, you or i? Because you get into fights online telling people there lifestyle is wrong, or a gay who doesn’t hold prejudice against anything or anyone?

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    • Satire, no better way to educate, the arts, writing, comdey, drama … the best educators. Well done

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    • Jamie Worthington


      Mr. Stephenson Billings: you are an idiot. An ignorant, bigoted, bona-fide moron. Your writing is an affront to the use of language, and that you masquerade as an investigative journalist offends the entire profession. Again: you are an idiot. Thank you for your contribution of rhetorical garbage; it is useful only as the guideline to which all other crap should be compared in order to qualify as such.

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    • Richard Doyle


      I wonder if the many gay teens that have committed suicide recently read your words beforehand.

      You are a purveyor of the devil. You are not a Christian

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      • It doesn’t matter to them, Richard. They would WELCOME it. (sick freaks. NOW it’s appropriate.) They would say it was God’s way of punishing them for not…..changing. Their idea of “treating” it is to shame them so badly that they will say or do ANYTHING to make it stop. Even climb back into the closet. It’s sad to think how many DIE in that closet because of their tactics. Again let me quote Jesus. “Love others as I have loved you.” Not seeing a lot of love going on here. Well, maybe a love for PORN. (hypocrites) I have to say that I have NEVER in my entire life seen any “group” of people who condemn porn so much and yet know SO much about it. More than I knew, anyway. More than I WANTED to know.

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        • I would never welcome suicide, or any sort of violence. You are extremely misguided my young friend. I know this is a sensitive topic and it often gets heated, but this talk is just another offensive and juvenile attempt to silence my Freedom of Speech. Should we never say anything about anything for fear of hurting someone’s feelings? Your own liberalism contradicts this. I will never understand how gay activists support laws limiting free expression. It goes against the foundation of American democracy.

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          • The Comedian


            Considering how you want to remove the rights of other people to act how they choose, assuming they do no harm to others, you’re the one guilty of limiting free expression. You’ll make the claim that everything non-christian is harmful and just make excuses to further your own goals.

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    • “Stephenson Billings
      May 16, 2011
      2:09 am

      When Sarah Palin is elected President she’s going to lock up all you freaks… but you’d probably enjoy that, wouldn’t you? Latin gangs and communal showers…”

      When Sarah Palin gets elected President, there will be a new airlines started. I believe it’ll be called “Cochon Air”. Look it up, Stevie. (By the way, it’s French. Just thought I’d make your “search” a little easier. :D ) That way “pigs will fly” ALL the time. I can’t even believe that you would WELCOME that. I mean, given that she’s a lowly woman and all. The way YOU people think, there’d better be a good, strong, (wait for it) intelligent man as her VP. A woman in POWER? Holy crap!!! She’ll turn the whole COUNTRY homogay!!! (I love that word. So…..original.) She’ll have the women switching places with the men and the men will have to stay home with the kids. I mean, look at her!! She’s been shown on television bringing down game for her family. OH DEAR GOD!!!! SHE’S A LESBIAN!!! (Well, by YOUR definition of the word anyway. ;) )

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      • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu


        huh…you may be right. She is rather butch for such an attractive woman. I bet she is a mole from the homo gay agenda and is trying to infiltrate America…I bet she even tried to get her husband to lick her peepee hole with his manly tongue…oh dear…have we all been fooled?!?!?!

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      • I support Governor Sarah Palin because I do believe in the feminine rights.

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        • The Comedian


          No, you believe that women are only good for poppin’ out babies.

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        • “I support Governor Sarah Palin because I do believe in the feminine rights.”

          No you don’t. If you did you wouldn’t whip out that bible quote telling women to shut up every time you can’t refute something a woman on here says.

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    • Alex Garret


      Power bottoming is HOT!

      Thanks for the arousing read. You’ve done your homework.

      AG
      xxx

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    • What a sick out of touch evil man you are…God forbid someone’s take your word as the truth…

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    • Wow! As a gay man, you’ve exposed me a lot of new information! I didn’t even know about all the different positions us power bottoms can go! Can’t wait to try!

      And you know, it’s really important that you talk about all the pain associated when two men have sex because we all know that if it were a man and a woman having sex…let’s spice it up a little (your writing sure has a knack for making things spicy I must say!) and say its their first time, there would obviously be no pain! Nope, none at all! If only they were having sex the right way and then there wouldn’t be pain! Gosh, such important details you were sure to include!

      Also, you really LINKED people to your report on “Anal Bleaching” really?! THIS is what you do with your time. I think its time to rethink who’s the sick one ;) in the meantime, I’m excited to have a little MORE fun in the bedroom tonight with the man I’ve been with for 4 years who I am perfectly fine with his size and feel no need to get anyone bigger.

      Can’t wait for the next article Mr. B! Suggested topics for you to, um, “research” maybe rimming? Or maybe the growing trend of straight men appearing in gay porn film companies for what they call “gay for pay,” I’m sure you’ll be really turned on…I mean…have a lot of fun…I mean…get some really great in-depth research! XOXO!

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      • Stephen Bowling


        Jeff,

        If the Lord wanted us to have ‘fun’ he would have made us with both a penis and a vagina, which he certainly did not.

        Power-bottoming is an affront to good Christian values as well as the senses. Billings should be commended for his outstanding Christian investigative reporting.

        I think you need to pray more but spend less time on your knees.

        Yours deep in Christ,

        Pastor Stephen Bowling.

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    • So, the Bible says in Leviticus 18:22 “If a man lies with another man, it is an abomination.”
      The thing is, in that time, abomination didn’t actually mean sinful (if you read more).. it meant unclean. He goes on to say that eating shellfish and mixing fabrics is also an abomination.

      Sure, thats one passage.. but then in Leviticus 20:13 he states “If a man lies with another man, they both shall be put to death.”
      Isn’t it a bit weird that some people despise homosexuality so much to almost agree with this statement, yet, the bible says the exact same thing should happen to an adulter and a child who disobeys their parents… we certainly don’t interpret that scripture literally.

      In Deuteronomy 22 it states that a woman who is not a virgin on her wedding day shall be taken to her fathers house a stoned to death. Again.. not literal in our time today, right? So what gives people the right to treat a gay person like that. Do they think that every child who is disobedient will go to hell? And if not, shouldn’t they? Or should they just understand that gay people WONT go to hell at all…… Gods vengeance is great.. yeah… but as far as i know or would HOPE to think, Gods compassion is greater.

      Christians will often say that these are all just excuses gay people use to justify their “way of life”. But isn’t it the case that Christians always want to justify that its wrong..? Who is the winner here…….. it seems that both are at an impasse right?

      Lastly.. does this mean that people are aloud to just interpret the Bible any way they like..? To that, i would have to say no, of course not.. but maybe people need to consider that the Bible ITSELF is an interpretation from MORTAL men in a time that is COMPLETELY different to our current one!

      Blind faith is just as dangerous as no faith, is my opinion Stef. Sometimes to question your own faith helps you find a deeper faith.

      Anyways, im gonna go suck some cock. BYE!

      - Mark

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    • So the author’s main “gripe” here about why it’s sinful is based on sodomy. Where does that leave Lesbians? Why would they be destined to hell when there is no sodomy that transpires between them? Your article makes no sense. The answer to Heaven is all in Romans 10: 8-11 my friend. As a Christian, your article is offensive and not in the name of love.

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    • Could you honestly face your family and friends with any sense of decency after having been sodomized by some dark, hairy man in the back of a gym shower?

      In my group of buddies, thats hot. Celebrate with a victory beer and maybe a good cigar.

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    • Arthur Graves


      These Guys are NUTS

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    • Does the Onion own this website ?
      They Must
      LOL

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    • Isn’t judgement a sin, I think so. So take your antiquated views else wear and let the gays

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    • I can’t imagine how homosexuality is singled out when in the bible there are so many other “obinations” that are for some reason overlooked by the Christian Community. And I’m sure that I have very little to do with infidelity and children born out of wedlock. But then I suppose it’s easier to blame others than to look at yourselves.

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    • Mr Billings, with all due respect, you should feel ashamed for writing such a pornographic article. Your intentions might be noble, but you’re actually fueling lust by adding to the pornographic vice stack found on today’s Internet.

      There’s no need for painting such a graphic, detailed picture of the male power bottom just to get your point, sodomy being evil, across.

      [b]Your article very obviously promotes sodomy[/b], only thinly veiled with the occasional expression of disgust thrown in to fool those poor souls who take what you write at face value. Shame on you and your kind!

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      • Alex, I appreciate your close reading of your work but I believe you are incredibly mistaken. Like Peter LaBarbera and Tony Perkins, I find it necessary to look unflinchingly at the horrors of debauchery and report back clearly and honestly. This website is intended for adults and I clearly warned potential readers that this investigative piece should only be read by the, “strong and mature.”

        Thank you once more for your input and I do hope that in some way I have shed some light on any inner turmoil you’re suffering from. With love,

        Stephenson Billings
        Investigative Journalist

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        • Crotch Shaver


          Billings,

          You seem to forget that I have established that you are NOT a journalist. Stop calling yourself one or I will have to sue you for slander.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


            “You seem to forget that I have established that you are NOT a journalist. Stop calling yourself one or I will have to sue you for slander.”

            How exactly could you sue someone for slander just for saying they are something that you don’t believe they are? Should people sue Barack Obama for slander because he says he is President, but some people don’t believe he is?

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            • I am going to sue Barack Hussein Obama because he’s a Kenyan and is trying to masquerade as a proper American.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


            Crotch Shaver, The Christwire Fellowship is welcoming to intellectual discourse, even if it is not something we believe in, but accusing somebody in the Fellowship of something they could not have possible commited is not acceptable. Please continue to post your comments and help with the debates on our articles. We understand that as Humans, we are falliable and may make some mistakes, but God helps us to mend these mistakes. You are greatly appreciated and I, for one, hope you continue to help in the Debates that we put out for the non-believers because that will help us bring more people to The Lord. God Bless you.

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            • Crotch Shaver


              I understand and support debate and the free exchange of opinions, as long as the posters confine themselves to opinion.

              However, if one debater states a falsehood as if it were a fact, then it is no longer a debate and no longer an opinion.

              I have no problem debating Mr. Billings on the facts. It is he who keeps attempting to derail the debate by interjecting fantasy and outright falsehoods into his so-called arguments.

              I’ve established above that Mr. Billings is no journalist, and I’ve severely called into question below whether he is actually a Christian. In fact, unless he publicly repents of his wicked sins, you probably will stop defending this liar.

              As long as Billings calls himself a writer or an author, I have no problem and as a Christian, I can forgive him of his previous sin of falsely calling himself a journalist.

              However, if Billings chooses to be an unrepentant, lying sinner, if Billings continues to libel and slander me and the profession of journalism in the future, I shall have no recourse in the material world but to sue him and Christwire for the damaages he and it have caused to my reputation. I pray that Billings will see the error of his way and it does not come to that.

              Can you help Billings earn forgiveness and get back onto the path of righteousness?

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          • CERTIFIED INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST! SIT ON THAT YOU PERV.

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            • Crotch Shaver


              Billings,

              Your post raises five seriously grave issues.

              First, as you have pointed out above, all caps tirades are “a big turn-off.”

              Second, by what accrediting body were you “certified” as an investigative journalist?

              Third, you have libeled me again by calling me a “perv” in a public forum.

              If you really were a journalist, you would be very familiar with libel and slander law and would know that such a statement is de facto libel and that I now have grounds to sue you and your publisher for the damage you have done to my reputation.

              Fourth, resorting to name-calling against me when you’ve lost a debate on the facts is downright childish. Since I haven’t called you any names, it’s also downright un-Christian of you.

              Fifth, if you really were a Christian, you would not have falsely called me a “perv” in a public forum.

              Because by doing so, you have broken one of God’s oldest, most important and most sacred laws.

              Billings, you’ve just broken one of the Ten Commandments. To be more precise, you’ve broken the Ninth Commandment (unless you’re Roman Catholic or Lutheran, in which case it’s considered the Eighth): Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”

              So now your destructive action have left me to worry about the fate of your eternal
              soul. As it stands right now, you, unlike the unmarried “power bottoms” you wrote about, YOU are the one who has broken one of God’s Ten Commandments. Unlike them, it is YOU who we know is destined to spend eternity in Hell, unless you repent of your sins and receive the forgiveness of Jesus Christ.

              I implore you to confess your sins against me and against the profession of journalism by admitting your lies to our Lord and Savior and humbly beseeching his forgiveness for them.

              I pray that by confessing your sins, and never committing such grievous transgressions in the future, you will feel the presence of the Holy Spirit within you, letting you know that you have been forgiven of your wickedness, and I hope that you will report back to us of the experience.

              Yours in Christ

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            • See you in court, you mouthy sodomite.

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            • The Comedian


              “I’VE CLEARLY GONE INSANE DUE TO MY OLD AGE! DAMN YOU YOUNGSTERS AND YOUR ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE BASIC FACTS! DAMN YOU! BACK IN MY DAY, WE ATE OUR BULLSHIT AND ASKED FOR MORE!”

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            • Crotch Shaver


              “sodomite” ???

              Really???

              You clearly also lack any common sense whatsoever.

              What address would you like to be served at?

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            • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu


              I dont think a moron calling himself “Crotch Shaver” can claim libel unless you sue yourself first.

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            • CS: I am deeply saddened that a dedicated homosexual such as yourself would do so much to harass me in the dead of night when I cannot sleep due to inflammatory issues that plague certain older men such as myself and you hit me with words that only contribute to the burning sensation because in my frustration I realize there is no arguing with the Godless such as yourself, so committed to your leather daddy world of truckstop hookups and shaving your male parts to be smooth like a Lady Gaga so you can play a “versatile” in your raunchy steam room games. Such emptiness overtakes me when I dwell on your wretched spirituality and how the only glimmer of joy you find in your life probably comes from some scrappy looking cat named Princess and your collection of Donna Summer albums in that stuffy inner-city apartment you’ve inhabited since college graduation with its chintz fabrics and In Sync posters fading as the years, and the job promotions, pass you by… that dream of marrying a hardbodied jock with his sweaty whiff of chest hair that tickles you awake will never come to fruition, my boy. Just admit it.

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            • Proof?

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    • Clearly Mr. Billings article was based on extensive research which sounds like many hours spent watching gay porn movies, all of which I’m sure gave that him such an erection that he had to pretend to write an article against homosexuality just to cleanse himself. Those descriptions/scenes are “straight” out of many porn fantasies and not in any way related to the true feelings of millions of gays around the world who live their lives with respect, joy and love. Mr. Billings will never know such feelings being the closet case he is. True sin is not living in your truth, and I pity him.

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    • for some reason your article made me so horny that i want to be a powerbottom now, thanks for this wonderful piece of crap.

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    • It fills my spirit with gladness to see how man souls are being saved from this sick life style choice by your article, Mr. Billings.

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    • The ones that preach hate the most, are usually part of the group and fighting their own demons inside. Therefore, Mr. Billings, I think it’s safe to assume you are a big old ‘mo (homo)!

      Wehere did you ever come up with those pictures of those sex toys? Did you take them in your dungeon? LOL

      Ridiculous man (or woman if you’re the power bottom you seem to be).. Wiggle that gluteous maximus!!

      LMFAO

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      • I assume you’re referring to the photo of the artifacts that I posted in the comments above. They came from research I have done on stopping boys and men from the incessant urge to masturbate. It’s a important read for Christian parents today. I suggest you take a look.

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    • I can’t believe there are over 25,000 people out there that ‘like’ this article!

      You are such a posturing whack-job!

      Its not even EDUCATED hatered! You sound like a buck-toothed, moonshining, hillbilly who hasn’t seen another human being in 20 years.

      File it under “Morality” now doesn’t that feel better? You most certainly have disappointed your mother on this day, as SHE brought you into this world. And should also take you out.

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      • You’re surprised we have so many followers? I guess you’ve never heard of the Tea Party and its millions of members, or the number of Evangelical Christians who follow the Rev. Bryan Fischer. Yes, we are strong!

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        • The tea party is full of douchebags. It’s an insult to the historic Boston Tea Party that helped precipitate the American Revolution.

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        • IT IS MY OBSERVATION THAT YOU HAVE WAY TOO MANY DETAILS! C’MON NOW! BE HONEST … DID YOU SKIN THE BEEF WAGGON WHILE WRITING IT??
          YOU PEOPLE CALLING YOURSELVES TEA PARTY IS AN INSULT TO THE ORIGINAL MEANING AND PEOPLE WHO WERE TRULY FREEDOM FIGHTERS. Y’ALL ARE JUST NUTTIER THAN RATS IN A TIN SHITHOUSE!

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    • Hello Mr. Billings,

      I want to say first that it saddens me to see such hatred thrown your way as a response to an article. These people who are posting these things are obviously not capable of acting like adults.

      Let us proceed now to how I felt about the article.

      I do understand that you are an investigative journalist and I will not discredit such credentials however I feel that the statements here are slightly misleading or misunderstood.

      The actions you described for example, going deeper into the bushes at a park…these characteristics represent less than a percent of GLBT population and to write something so matter-of-factly about how they ALL act can come off as a rude and hurtful diatribe.

      This is an article that is intended to be informative, but honestly it is full of jumping to conclusions and inaccurate information. I know a lot of gay people, I’m rather certain most of them have never had sex in a bathroom – it’s kind of gross.

      I hope you have a good day and a good journey on the path to enlightenment.

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    • Mr. Billings: just exactly where do you do your research?

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    • When I read this article I seriously laughed all the way thru it. I didn’t recognize it for what it is; satire. That in itself is kinda sad! There are seriously so many of them … only in America right? That’s what my European friends say.
      You guys are really convincing. My hat’s off to you! Funny shit!

      Oh and don’t make it so obvious that Bruce and Claire are the same writer. Little tale-tale signs tipped it off.
      GREAT STUFF GUYS!

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      • That;s very interesting about Claire!

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        • Billings, you’ve been here for about two years now and you’re listening to some first-time visitor (a person who wrote in all caps just a few posts up, in case you’ve forgotten) about who I am? Bruce and I are not the same person. Bruce is a thorn in my side.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


            “Bruce is a thorn in my side.”

            Claire, that is no way to talk about your future husband. Is this just “day before the Wedding jitters”? See you tonight at the rehearsal dinner. Love You.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Danus


        “Oh and don’t make it so obvious that Bruce and Claire are the same writer. Little tale-tale signs tipped it off.”

        What are these signs that make you think Claire and I are the same person?

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    • I get it. That’s the best satire I read in years! In pretending to unmask the “sodomic“ needs the text is usefully instructive. Can hardly stop laughing about the sententious tone about this topic. Amusingly subversive and skillfully executed.
      I bow to such a great comedian.

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    • I am really happy that this website is rather obscure. What I wouldlike to know is where does Mr. Billings get off with his inflammatory statements. Obviously he is very well versed in all the forms of gay love. is this from observation, or actual experience.

      all this and hiding under the guise of being a Christian.

      you use the bible to make your points, but only use the parts of the bible condemming gay love. read the damned thing before making such statements

      Youth and adults havine to hide their sexuallity are to be pitied, not “shouted at” by an over zealous religious crackpot.

      It is websites like this that should be absolutly banned!!

      sign me disgusted

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    • Mr. Billings…I think I see a gay sex scandal in your near future…

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    • Jesus loves you


      Holy crap, you superstitious wackos have some entertainment value

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    • This is a joke right?

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    • So… you say “proven” quite a bit… name your sources! What are the names of the studies? Where is the scientific evidence supporting your opinion? You have none and therefore are not credible!

      You’d fit right in with the people of the Salem Witch Trials…

      And on a side note… I for one, wouldn’t participate in painful sex. Rough doesn’t equate to painful all the time every time. Sex is to be enjoyed. And your ‘evidence’ is full of holes…

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      • Your questions reveal your sick life style choice. When you are done playing with your anal areas, and if it is not too late, Jesus is ready for you to repent.

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        • Neil Kerslake


          Sick? Maybe gays are sick but at least they have fun being that way.

          If you had your way it would probably be bible morning, noon and night and sex would be missionary position with the lights out and one foot on the floor for pro-creation only. What a dull life you must lead.

          Another closet gay perhaps?

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    • Richard Alpert


      How gullible are you people? True, most of you seem to get it, but who in the fuck could think this article is real? I’m a Christian and I still think this site is hilarious because it rips on the radical element that has hijacked a otherwise benign faith, but the whole point is lost in pushing these articles as accurate representations of mainstream Christian viewpoints.

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      • The problem is, that because of wicked sites like
        CHRISTWIRE, the entire universe have become one
        giant self-parody. Rumor has it (I just started it)
        that Fox News is really a parody of right-wing news
        organizations! Why has R. Murdoch (owner of Fox)
        allowed “The Simpsons” to run on his network all
        these years? Because in reality he is a flaming liberal who supports gay rights! Why people continue to take Fox news seriously is beyond me.
        Reality has become irrelevant. Entertainment is
        everything.

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    • For someone who I assume has had an education at some point during their life, why waste it on posting hateful, untrue propaganda?

      I also like how whenever something says something contrary to your opinion, you come out with a slightly better worded version of ‘yeah, but you’re gay’ – and then I have to pinch myself and remind myself I’m not at school anymore.

      ‘Aren’t you the least bit ashamed to be such a vocal expert on the subject of one man cramming his phallus into an excrement-filled hole?’ you say.

      Try reading your own article, buddy.

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    • only in america could you read this, do you realise us British queers are laughing so hard it hurts

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    • It’s heartwarming how many sensible folk have responded to this article that reads like an evangelical parody. Homosexuality is not taboo any more- undiluted homophobia certainly is thankfully. This is pure hateful propaganda routed in anything but the truth. Anal sex is no better or worse than any other sexual expression of love, and you, nor I, and certainly not some fictional being in the sky are in any position to judge anyone else. Wake up old man, there’s a world happening around you.

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    • Neil Kerslake


      You wonder why us Brits think you American so callled “Christians” are all a bunch of nutters?

      Well, this continued diatribe against gays just goes to prove exactly why.

      I would suggest that you have probably been fucked anally and had a bad experience so are now a bitter, unsatisfied pseudo gay who has turned to ranting because you couldn’t take a cock up your arse!!

      Give it up and get a life before the British Isles disappears into the sea rocking with us laughing at you crackpot American so called “christians”

      Nutters!!!!!!

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    • Neil Kerslake


      Oh and as for my opinion on the content of the bible….. I bet family of the guy who wrote it wishes he’d copyrighted it.

      Best bit of fantasy fiction out there.

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    • Stephenson Billings can suck my dick, he seems to know alot about it from what ive read

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    • This article is the most ridiculous piece of rubbish I have ever had the misfortune to read. As a young gay male myself I find that the constant put downs and homophobic propoganda constantly blurted out by yourself and many other ‘christians’ to be vile and narrow-minded.
      I’d like to point out that many many hetero men enjoy anal play with their wives it girlfriends as the prostate gland is stimulated, therefore causing more a more intense orgasm for the male.
      And this ‘power bottom’ rubbish your talking about is quite obviously something you have decided to twist and shape to make your own paranoia and self hatred due to your own homosexual feelings easier to deal with.

      You sir, are quite clearly someone who has decided to jump on the bandwagon and shout your own filth and depravity to the world, and yet you hide behind a storybook that was written by human beings over a thousand years ago.
      I would like to point out that throughout the whole of human history, religion and its inability to deal with difference and change has been the cause of countless wars and deaths, and yet in every single holy text, one of the the commandments is, and please correct me if im wrong, love thy neighbour, with another being, I shall not murder!
      Not I shall not murder anyone except those who don’t follow my faith, not love your neighbour unless they be black, Jewish, gay or e.t.
      You, the author of this entire piece of hatred and bullsh*t, have git your priorities in life wrong, stop thinking because a few men love bum fun that they are sick and immieal, that they will go to Hell, because as a gay male, WE ARE ALREADY IN HELL IN IDIOTS LIKE YOURSELF FILLING CHILDREN’S HEADS AND OUR STREETS WITH YOUR UNWANTED AND UNNEEDED RAMBLINGS OF LOVE AND PEACE AND YET YOU DOBT FOLLIW YOUR OWN TEACHINGS!!!!!!!!!!

      I strongly suggest you go back and read your little story book, pull your head out of your backside so that you may actually the comfort of sitting down and re asses your life and values, as it is not I who will be going to Hell, but you, for the simple reasob that you hav your God’s teachings and twisted them to reflect your own sick views, you and the majority of religous zealots out there

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      • That was incredibly offensive and hurtful. I just finished dinner and was looking forward to an hour of television but instead I find this? You really are outrageous and crude. This is precisely the sort of thing that causes blockage in my intestines. Do you like that? Does it make you happy? Why do you homosexuals hate people like me so very much? I just want to share compassion here. Why won’t you let me love you? And now my stomach is feeling worse. Well, clearly I have to leave my computer to take care of other things. God bless.

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        • The Comedian


          //That was incredibly offensive and hurtful.//

          Sounds like everything you’ve ever written.

          //I just finished dinner and was looking forward to an hour of television but instead I find this?//

          Your computer is not a tv Stevie.

          //This is precisely the sort of thing that causes blockage in my intestines. Do you like that? Does it make you happy?//

          Stevie, why do you insist on sharing your bowel movements with people?

          //Why do you homosexuals hate people like me so very much? I just want to share compassion here. Why won’t you let me love you?//

          “Why do you hate me? I just want to make sure you’re never happy, what’s wrong with that?”

          You wonder why people hate you, right after you finish saying how ‘evil homosexuals are’ or how evil something else is. You ever stop and think ‘hey, these people may not share the same religious ideas that I do, but does that give me the right to insult them, even amongst my friends? Should I try to understand things from their perspective and maybe by doing that I can open the doors to let people accept Jesus? What if I AM wrong on certain details? After all, it IS a 2000 year old book written by many different people and translated and edited several times, maybe someone put in parts that weren’t supposed to be there, maybe those parts are hate-filled and I’ve just been tricked’, do you ever think that? No, because you’re a stubborn old man who refuses to learn about the world.

          //And now my stomach is feeling worse. Well, clearly I have to leave my computer to take care of other things. God bless.//

          Again, we don’t need to know what’s wrong with you, because quite frankly we don’t care.

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          • I happen to own a very nice tv set, so don’t insult my intelligence. And you know very well that I want to share my knowledge with young people in the hope that they may be drawn to Christ. Stop making this into some selfish crusade. You’re the only one being incredibly selfish here. I have asked you so many times before to share yourself with us, with me, with everyone here. And you refuse. I find that selfish my friend.

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            • The Comedian


              //I happen to own a very nice tv set, so don’t insult my intelligence.//

              You’re the one who said you were wanting to watch tv when you saw this, obviously you forgot what your tv was.

              //And you know very well that I want to share my knowledge with young people in the hope that they may be drawn to Christ.//

              ‘Knowledge’ and ‘hate speech’ are two different things Stevie.

              //Stop making this into some selfish crusade.//

              You already started that jackass.

              //You’re the only one being incredibly selfish here. I have asked you so many times before to share yourself with us, with me, with everyone here. And you refuse. I find that selfish my friend.//

              Provide proof that you’re a ‘licensed investigator’ or journalist or whatever the fuck you call yourself, and post your address too, and how about your credit information.

              Just because I don’t want to say my name doesn’t make me selfish, it makes me protected so some asshole doesn’t try to jack my information like credit and such. And why on earth do you WANT to know my name? So you can shank me the moment you hear my name around the area? The fact that you’re desperate to know my name means that you’re a twisted man.

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        • Dude, we don’t need to know about your intestines and the fecal material within them! Why do you always insist on informing us about your digestion? We don’t even want to hear about that sort of stuff from attractive people; what makes you think we’d want to hear about it from YOU?

          And asking why homosexuals hate people like you so much is just asinine and incredibly offensive. Don’t play stupid; you know EXACTLY why gays hate you, and it’s not because of your ugly face.

          Also, we’ve been over this a MILLION times in the past, Billings. We don’t want you loving us for the same reason you don’t want Satan loving you.

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          • Oh look, the Wonder Twins are out tonight, bumping their fists across the internet! Well I hope and Comedy boy and you happy Claire. You both need each other, you know. All this mutual back-patting, it’s the only thing that keeps you afloat in my sea of wisdom. You two will grab onto any log of rhetoric plopping in the waves and claim somehow you know more than me. Little do you realize me and my people surround you. Yes, Christianity is a vast ocean and you people are just something stuck in my currents.

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    • We’re coming for you, Billings. You know too much to
      live…

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    • Poor Mr. Billings has nothing better to do with his time than fantasize about homosexuality. You can’t pray the gay away. I know many who have tried and failed. As a matter of fact… I don’t think anyone has ever succeeded. Instead of degrading homosexuals, why don’t you show some LOVE and COMPASSION. That’s what JESUS would do. You get more with honey than vinegar.

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    • I’m a gay christian and this is the most absurd thing i have ever read. When you wrote this were you really in Gods will? Did he move you to write this? This makes me think who ever wrote this is a feeble minded bigit. This article, if I was not laughing so much is the scariest thing I’ve seen.

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    • Umm what the?
      Where is any data to support any of those wild claims? Racial profiling? Claiming white guys who date Asian women are more likely to be closet cases?
      Where do you get this material? Some imagination or fantasy or personal issues.

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    • gluteus maximus not glutinous maximums

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    • Hola, pues que les puedo decir, alguien hizo una traduccion de este post en español… y la verdad suena muy gracioso, pero realmente me sorprendi cuando me di cuenta que era algo casi literal de una pagina que no se sabe si es un chiste o es en serio.

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    • ‘Sodomy’ and ‘homosexuality’ is practised and recognised SCIENTIFICALLY in over 300 species on this wonderful planet. ‘Homophobia’ and ‘Religion’ (two words that are, sadly, synonymous with one another) are only practiced in only one species. So by the very nature of design this practice is perfectly natural.

      If God really does exist then what would he honestly think about the HATRED spread by religious zealots? Christians and more so Catholics are absolutely obsessed with sex, more so than the rest of us. Get laid please or get over it!

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    • The end of days will be marked by a shortage of Crisco at your local Wal-Marks. Power Bottoming is a gateway drug to fisting! Ask Ann Coulter!crisco-0314.jpg

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