Rapture is Coming May 21st, Gays to Blame
The rapture is coming May 21st. Great explosions! Mothers crying because babies disappear from their strollers! China’s blood dragon army shall emerge and help Palestine attack Israel and America will defend at Megido! Armageddon. Death. Blood. Demon fire orgies of musty flesh searing against each other and cooled by the breath of Satan as he heaves in ecstatic excitement. The end of the world.
And gays are to blame.
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12:00 pm
When we’re all still here on Sunday you are going to look like such a knob. LOL!
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5:21 am
And now I would like to add….. LOSERS!!!!!
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6:14 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha WHAT A HICK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wHAT DID THE GAYS DO? GOD DOESN’T HATE US HE’S JUST UPSET CUZ WE FOUND A LOOP-HOLE IN HIS NOT SO PERFECT MARRIAGE PLAN HE HAD.
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12:11 pm
I reserve the right to throw eggs at anybody advertising this “rapture” on the street corners.
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12:15 pm
sorry claire I already unloaded a couple dozen eggs this morning =x hehe
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12:49 pm
That’s okay. I didn’t mean that I was the only one allowed to hurl eggs at them.
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12:46 pm
You will go to jail and I would happily slap the handcuffs on you and drag you away, kicking and screaming. You cannot commit crimes like that and I’d citizen arrest you and hold you while the authorities came to get you.
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12:52 pm
Fear mongering is a form of terrorism. Are you siding with terrorists, Adam? By the way, I don’t think that you’d be allowed to slap the handcuffs on somebody, even in a citizen’s arrest.
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12:59 pm
If by some strange twist of fate you end up in one of my hospital beds, you’re going in four point restraints and will be given some nice meds to calm down your rage and delusions. I think I’ll have you evaluated for mood disorder, secondary of chronic psychosis. You cannot threaten to assault people with projectiles and then not expect good citizens to step forward to stop your violent assault upon society.
It is our duty to protect society from sociopaths who would do what you propose. Your words bring terror to all of us, that you would expose us to mini-bombs of potential Salmonella enteriditis for using our first amendment rights is horrible.
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1:19 pm
Im pretty sure it was a joke….
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1:25 pm
“If by some strange twist of fate you end up in one of my hospital beds, you’re going in four point restraints and will be given some nice meds to calm down your rage and delusions.”
Well that’s highly illegal. Have fun losing your license.
“You cannot threaten to assault people with projectiles and then not expect good citizens to step forward to stop your violent assault upon society.”
And you can’t threaten to put someone in restraints and inject them with drugs, either, for throwing a few eggs.
First sexual harassment, coerced sex with nurses, and unnecessary medical procedures. You’re gonna have a pretty long rap sheet. Good luck being able to practice medicine ever again after the numerous lawsuits.
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12:21 pm
I’m not sure about all this Rapture apocalypse talk, but it does scare me quite a bit. Also what about the last day of the world Mayan Prophesy. Like lol which one am i supposed to believe. Anyways my friend directed me to this cool insurance company that can help guide you and your family through the financial turbulence associated with the apocalypse. http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/fns/2392459810.html
Its a NY based firm, great people check it out!
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12:29 pm
Actually its quite simple man
First May 21ist, its believed by some christians that god is going to burn the earth there is no written proof of this other then what they claim they figured out on their own. No offense but their are no claims to this and this type of thing has been said so many times in the past. (their was a good satirical piece showing rapture statements and propaganda going back to the early 80′s. saddly I cant find it when I do I will link it.)
As for Mayan calander the reason why it doesnt go past that date is for scientific. That is the day the planets all align it happens once every couple thousand years and causes changes in the earth (small ones not omg the world flipped upside down) the reason they didnt go past that date is because they were unsure if the number of hours in the day would change or how long a year would feel to us. This information was gotten on a trip to mexico my father took and recorded and the guide in the ruins explained I will try to find a good website for you if you want.
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1:44 pm
You’d better believe it because as history has shown us, Mexico has a long heritage of devil worship, and the Dukes of Hell themselves taught them these “sciences” of building stepped pyramids and using a serpent calendar that ends in 2012. These agents of Hell did not help the Mexicans predict that the world’s gonna end in 2012, they’re telling them that they’re planning to unleash Hell on Earth in 2012.
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2:01 pm
You seem to know these ‘dukes’ of hell quite well which mass gay orgy did you guys meet at? Any who I would love to know how stepped pyramids are evil I thought they were a construction marvel for a nation that was pretty underdeveloped. And so the ‘dukes’ of hell which you personally know are saying they are going to invade next year? wow that is alot of good science and fact backed knowledge…. lemming
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12:39 pm
well, if there are some overtly devout retards out there who take of this B.S. seriously, make sure you get a discount from this company for the free ad you’ve given them…or do you work for the company in advertising?
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12:44 pm
I’m not sure if it will be tomorrow, but our elder is right. The gays will be largely to blame.
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6:45 am
Your “elder” is a wolf in sheep’s clothing! Get a life and a brain.
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1:01 pm
My friend used the insurance company, they have great deals and discounts on their services and like minimal brokerage fees. I definitely don’t work for the company, I work for the DMV and I love it I would never leave my job! There are great benefits at the DMV, I get to see how drivers licensees are processed and meet tons of interesting people. I’ve learned that everyone has their own story, and no two people are the same! So overall its been a great learning experience but I duno lol I might not want to work there forever. haha. I am still young so we’ll see what happens
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1:50 pm
Of course the sodomites are to blame! Thank the LORD JESUS, that this is finally coming. Got momma her new teeth and we are ready to go!
On my knees awaiting his holy opening to accept me
-bb
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5:06 pm
Ok so I have a friend who maybe had done some sodomite stuff. I think maybe he had sex with only like 3 guys, and one he thought was a girl at first and he was a little drunk. Do you think my friend, who has accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and savior, will be saved despite all the gay shit he may or may not have done.
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7:04 pm
Ok maybe it was more like 20 dudes. But seriously they were all accidents and I didn’t even enjoy some of them. My friend really doesn’t want to burn in hell what should he do?
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7:16 pm
This sounds like a question best suited for Billings. What is your friends race?
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9:33 pm
And race matters why?
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9:37 pm
Why does a doctor ask you if you smoke and how much you drink?
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10:18 pm
Because that affects your health, what does race do when it comes to faith?
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6:41 am
Sodomites? How about the hypocrites? Remove that mote from your own eye! The same books of the Bible that condemn same-sex unions also mandate that you execute your children who are disobedient, not eat pork, not work on Saturday, and not wear a shirt made of two different types of cloth.
Yet hypocrites like yourself have no problem condemning gays while you eat your ham sandwich during a lunch break on Saturday while wearing your cotton blend shirt. All the while tolerating your out of control offspring.
No man knows the date or hour Einstein! Get a life.
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3:57 pm
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-its-not-over-yet-kids.jpg
If someone can tell me how to just post a picture in my comic would be cool
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3:50 am
There is a link under the comment box that says “add an image” or something like that. Just put in your image link.
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3:57 am
That would requre reading.
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4:00 am
why would we tell a sinner like you how to post homographic porn on our webpage?
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3:41 am
arent you gonna feel like a cunt when this comes and goes, you do realize your life will be over, so will that of ur family, you have opened up the fast lane to ridicule and hate for eternity for you and your family, so for ur sake i hope its the end of ur world
btw i am gay and you can go fuck urself!
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3:48 am
Awwww bugger. It’s 6:48. I’m still here!!! Has anyone (that’s left) know anyone that got Raptured??
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3:56 am
I assume it will be the Godly pacific time. Its 2:00 am here and were dressed in our Sunday best just in case.
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5:57 am
6:48? You must live in the Godless space known as Europe. Enjoy the “Hell on Earth” while us good Christians are up in Heaven laughing at you with Jesus.
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6:44 am
this message board is worse than rapture day. I am so hungover because I thought the world was going to end, thanks for lying to us Jesus
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11:22 am
I’m still alive… 9:21am pacific time…YAY
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1:47 pm
The world cant end yet, im not finished buring my bibles. Oh and last time i chacked it states in the bible NO ONE can predict when the rapture will occur.
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10:16 pm
“chacked” is that ancient Hebrew?
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10:23 pm
It’s an unfortunate side-effect of buring bibles.
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4:13 pm
ummmm ok so now its monday may 23….dont ya’ll feel stupid.
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5:46 pm
Homosexuality is a genetic disorder. Therefore gays go to hell for that is like saying a person with a mental disability is going to hell, as you hicks would say, “for being retarded”. This is like saying that a African American does drugs because “he’s black”… oh, wait, you’ve already said that. -_-
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