• Sexy College Women Post ‘Sexy’ Princess Leia Costume Pictures on Their Facebook for Celebrate Star Wars Day

    May 5, 2011 3:05 pm 15 comments

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  • The sin is strong in this one.  No one other than Olivia Munn joined in the festivities, by donning her gold, sparkly costume and revealing a taut, tanned thight that’s silky smooth luster is illuminated by the wavering flourescent lights.  Such as sigh of a fit thigh, parting a silken red robe, is enough to make any college boy’s internal saber to be drawn to the hilt with sin.  And it’s this reaction George Lucas wants, as it will allow him to keep remaking these films and earning a profit without actually creating anything else of value.
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  • Here we see a College Star Wars party.  Young Freshmen boys are rounded up by roves of scantily clad “Princess Leias”, where they take them back to their sorority halls and ply these innocent young men with alcohol.  Derek Van Buren’s reporting of these events was more than shocking.
  • You can already see they have let the powers of the rainbow combine and plan for their victim to double dunk his milky white into their gooey Oreo of sin.  What a horrible fate and whatever prey these two capture risks being a double father.
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  • This Princess Leia is so possessed by the Satanic Star Wars series, she does not realize she’s standing in a public place with nothing but a few strings covering her delicacies.  What horrible fate awaits this girl if she is in the barrio and goes outside at night with this outfit on.  A spicy, misplaced pepperoni log will be the least of her worries if the vatos listos are needing to buy themselves some books.
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  • This Princess Leia wields the come hither look.  This is the look of entrapment that forces so many men to commit adultery.  Look at this foul temptress, letting the thickness of her womanhood explode in her built thighs and legs, as her heaving midsection leads up to the guilded wonders that hold back the sheer power of her mammalian ludicrosities, the slightest release of a strap tempting them to flop and joggle in a full, spectacular glory that only mother nature could kiss so delicately.
  • Such a costume is no fair match for a married man and you can tell Satan is behind its design.  Keep your promise to your wives, men, and stay away from any mention of “Comic Convention” or “Star Wars Party”.  This women wants to pay a lay-a on you and your marriage, and if you look at her smooth, feminine hands, she’s holding a chain whip with which to do it to you.
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  • Much like Jennifer Aniston, this Princess Leia is pushing for the ‘girl next door’ look.  She is taking a picture of herself in her bathroom to post on her Facebook and Myspace pages, so boys will be tempted to come over and play sniff the knickers and spin the bottle.  If you look on the floor, you can see she also has some Superhero panties to her left.  Remember the last fad on Facebook?  It was superhero panties and upon close magnification and digital resizing, they are size small Spiderman girl panty briefs.  Such shocking webs of goo sin are the trope for Star Wars Conventions.  No telling how many webs she’s tangled up in her pursuit of good men.

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  • Look at the innuendo.  She is already halfway undressed and she has a golden door to where a young man can put his force rod.  She’s holding one herself, indications of “M” acts to herself coming to mind.  The firmanent of her gluteus is also seen in the distal dorsal view, proper.  A light beauty mark, or skin tag, causes the eye to take a second, sinful look and that is why Star Wars, George Lucas and Lucas Arts are so dangerous for society.
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  • A triumvirate of carnality.  These women may as be running around naked, using their spear hand weapons to force young men down by the throat as they throttle themselves upon their gears, shoulders arching the highest heats of ecstasy, excited by the memories of the drug-induced neon Technicolor used in Star Wars, only enhanced by the thought of when their gyrating pelvis’ squirm and descend with rhythmic force upon their victim’s surging pleasure, his final moan will be his financial death knoll.  Child support will fund each of their pockets three months later and another bright man will be the victim of underage fathering, the tragic victim of sex-crazed college women.
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  • This one would be considered healthy by most standards, but in George Lucas’ fantasy world of golden androids and imperial death glider battles, her body just doesn’t make the cut.  She is exercising with a hula hoop, so she can trap down more than one man.
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  • A siamese seductress appears.  Eyes squinted in vixen vivaciousness, this Princess Leia sits dreamingly on the foot of a giant Jedi statue.
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  • Here we see Marge Simpson tooks a photo with two Princess Leias.  Marge Simpson is notorious for being the title mother on “The Simpsons” and if that was not bad enough, also did a spread in a recent issue of the Donald Trump’s dangerous Playboy Magazine.  The woman on the right was seen in another image above, as you can tell again by the beauty mark adorning the outer perimeter of her so gently rounded gluteus, a powdery, soft blending that welcomes eyes to take another sinful look.  Just know every look is a heaping shovelfull of lava Satan gets to put in your grave should you be fated for hell.
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  • Obligatory lesbianism.  What the Jedis are to homosexuality, the women in Star Wars are twice as worse with lesbianism.  There are entire planets of lesbians who look like this in the Star Wars empire.  They frolick and pinch each other’s mammary capers all day, teasing to the point of peeking at which point they do clamdabbling actions on one another.  Princess Leia was also a confirmed lesbian in the film.
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  • Now, we see more comic characters mixed in.  Research interns report to me the character on the left is named Harley Quinn and she is the drag queen version of The Joker.  So likely, to the right it is a male and to the left we see another Pyonyang Princess Leia.  Notice her sticking out her bottom, as if there is something wedged within it.  It is the poopy squat pose technique, half mast, and it is a simpler version of the psoe Emma Watson uses at least once in each of her photoshoots.
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  • Here we have the Pyonyang Leia, Luke Skywalker and Dark Vader getting ready to have a public orgy on the batmobile.  Statistics reveal that at each Star Wars convention that takes place, the incidence of STI and other diseases increases at least 8% after the first week.  Teenage pregnancies double, college drop out rates for men slightly increase and marriages end in infidelity.
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  • Milk.  It is a powerul advertisment.  Sin.  It leads to hell.  Do the math.
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  • Here a tattooed hippy Leia tarnishes the memory of The General Lee with her right, oily hand and threat if she sits in its leather seats.  Only Bo Duke, Luke Duke and Boss Hawg belong in that precious car.
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  • One Irish reds, two Asian coeds.  This photo shows more of the danger of these events.  What chance would your son have if these three girls, in these costumes and vajazzled at that, suddenly attack him with alcohol, ear nibbles and slowly removed clothing, all while reciting quotes from his favorite movie of all time.  Note that even if your son is a pimple faced, recluse geek who gets Cheeto stains on his shirt and plays WoW all day.  There is still hope.
  • Just let him sit with you and become addicted to a moral and more action packed space show.  It is called Star Trek.  Trek is about a series of Great Christian Captains:  Captain James Tiberius Kirk, Captain John Luke Picard, Captain Benjamin Sisko and Captain Jonathan Archer.  These men are all moral men who believe in capitalism and their proud American heritage.  Trek takes place in an ideal future where everyone speaks English and warefare is truly a last resort to peaceful negotiations and the spirt of fair commerce.  If weapons and scientific wonder must be used, your son will impressed by the superious technology, strategics and weaponry displayed by Star Trek.
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  • Here two Chun Li’s kiss with tongues.

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  • This image is very disturbing.  This is on a person’s Facebook feed and you can see the rear split of her body, a move clearly meant to entice homosexuals to have a place to sheath themselves should they run out of their primary prey.
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  • Star Wars is a popular film in the SMBD community.   This stands for Satanic Masochist Bondage Demonics community.  You can tell by the hues of Red and Purple in this image that the spirit of Satan walks, just a few wisps over invisible, in this very photograph.  Pray and do not look at it for too long.  Common sense should have already dictated you have all women and children looking awary from this nonsense.  The steel rope around her neck lets you know the most perverted desires will be met in this room tonight.  What a sick, sad lair for any man to be dragged into kickings, screaming against his will.
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  • 6 is the number of Satan and how many lesbians do we see with pillows?  Notice the floor pattern.  As they remain drug incuded from the Satanic nature of the film, the event planners made sure to turn on the camera and lock these girls in the same room.  On the carpet, you see the swirly ligns that are prohibiting these Leia’s from breaking this film’s death grip on their lives.
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  • Nubian Leia is revealing a portion of her left labial secret place.  The Bible makes it explicitly clear that a woman is to keep her decency and this one is just marinating her soul with gasoline from this picture.  Satan is pleased by this image.
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  • Bubble gum girl is tooting her fruity and look at the Asian Leia just helping herself to an eyeful.  This is a college car wash and no telling what Greek group these girls belong too, but you can be guaranteed their whorehouse looks like a Wonder Woman bondate island marathon.  All of them are naughty and exposing themselves with raw, pure sexuality of crisp freshness and firmness.  But just like any produce, they will rot and they have started the oxidation process with their addiction to Star Wars, a masquerading space epic that’s actually a cheap porno recruitment tool for Hollywood.
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  • It is like King Kong.  Giant black money.  Damsels.  Ignortant Phonix desert brained crowds who design horrible airports (who requires a 2 mile ride tram to get between connecting terminals, Phoenix city council?) have no idea what’s going on here, behind a simple flesh show that entices them all to run back to their Tuscan Raider sand hovels and reproduce like Mexican jack rabbits.
  • Yes, I have a problem with the people of Phoenix.  The city is poorly designed and the airport distasteful.  You can be locked up in Antarctica or Phoenix and have the same amount of social life.  Both are hellholes and you can see these little vixens are making the portal to hell even more sizzling hot by the crowd who cheers for this symbolic Star Wars display that’s taking place at one of their high schools.
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  • Again, parents.  Sorority girls are getting more and more agressive.  There are 42 powerful, exposed legs here.  All firm and young.  There are 21 sparkled vagines, whetted with the thoughts of having it tensed sexual urgency relieved by the throbbing, fearful probe of your young teenage son, fresh to college.  Look at all the comic book costumes, space fantasy attire and forged metal these girls have in store for him.  Do you really think he can survive such an attack of poured liquors down his throat and “Engoured rompus will you have now, yes?” or “Furry taste in your mouth shocking, yes?” and before he knows it, he’s spent and these girls are all taking him on Maury Povich to see if he’s the father.
  • Do you really want this type of shame to befall your son?  All it takes is one Facebook image to entice him and when he shows up to their outfit party, this will be his final view before all innocence is lost.
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  • Lesbianism is a rauncy perversion in which two women become moist by rubbing against one another, taking time to appreciate the warming sensations of their femininity coarsing over the bumps and ridges of each other’s pulsating busoms.  It is the vigor in which you see lesbians engage that let’s you know their acts are not of God.  Here, these two lesbians have been brought together by a dark force, the Dark Side as it is called in Star Wars.  The Jedi have a darker homosexual contender in the film series, the very movement that caught up young Anakin and brought death to millions, if not billions.  The same fate awaits Earth if we allow dangerous looking lesbians like this and other assortments of gays have powers.
  • Imagine, walking down the street or just shopping at Wal-mart, you turn the corner with your family and all of your eyes see this image. Your mind is eternally scarred by the panting, the scents and sounds of these two reaching climax in the forceful arms of one anothers, greedily trying to reach that point of release and not caring about their liberal law accepting surroundings.
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  • Post-coital poses still offer enticement for the young and naive.  The danger in this photo is patently imminent in nature for men of decency.
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  • 31. BONUS! Alessandra Torresani from Arrested Development

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  • Today, we reviewed the hold the Star War movie franchise has on the youth of our society.  The information contained herein will hopefully serve as a primer for you parents with children who are fans of Star Wars.  The series is dangerous and you see the type of damnation it causes for college students.  Young boys are being assaulted by whip wielding hordes of lesbian sorority Princess Leia’s, who wait to pounce upon your young son’s innocence and naivete.

    Sexual attacks, even in college, can lead to homosexuality.  So in addition to being a young father without a full education, your boy may also even become gay.  What a sick fate for any proud father.  We see that even for girls, Star Wars is now causing them to post raunch photos to their Facebook and increase their chances for abduction by a geeky Star Wars fans.

    It is said you must always watch out for the quiet ones, and there is no one more quiet than a pale, zit-faced kid who eats Cheetos and has a cat as a best companion.  His long, greasy hair will part to see pictures of your daughters on Facebook and like little unleashed sabers, his fingers will dart at the keyboard until he finds the right Google maps direction to her college dorm room, where he can sneak in and do things worse than what the homo Anakin did to the younglings in secret.

    It is all sick, my good friends.  Until next time.  Keep the faith, promote good space epics like Star Trek and most importantly of all, do not let your children foray into George Lucas’ dark kingdom of iniquity.

     

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