Should Osama Bin Laden’s Body Be Stuffed For Public Viewing?
After ten years and countless lives lost, we finally got him. Osama Bin Laden, dead. Shot in the head by American Soldiers. Also one other little tidbit for the public to chew on: we have taken custody of the body.
So what now? Kenyan President Barack Obama claims they are going to give him a full Muslim burial. Of course that would be his stance on the issue. He has no balls.
If Bush was still in office, there would be no doubt where we would go with this. Liberals, however, have a softer sense of justice. Still, we here at Christwire decided to make our own proposal: Stuff the body and charge a nickel for every viewing.
We need to recoup the money it has cost us to hunt him down. A traveling sideshow showcasing the deceased terrorist, allowing children and adults alike to poke and prod until they themselves are sure he is dead, would surely help to relieve the burden on the tax payers. Of course the whole thing would be classy, with t-shirt stands and food vendors and what-not.
Some may be worried this would offend Muslims. Their culture would not accept such a burial. In the American culture, however, such a thing has been faced by even our own criminals since the days of the old west. I assert that it is disrespectful of our own culture to not parade around his body like any country in history would after their number one enemy is slain.
We are being robbed of our God promised right to show these Muslims what fate awaits the next one who decides he hates America and wants to attack us. Instead, liberals want to appease the Muslim world and will no doubt apologize before the week is out.
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Author: Alex Keating
Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com.
10:29 am
If the president wasn’t such a Muslim, he would hand over the body to Donald Trump who could make a really classy showing about it and bring down the deficit to boot.
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2:47 pm
And why give the body to Trump when Trump didn’t do shit?
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3:19 pm
Why not? Obama is glory-seeking in all this mess. Trump has just as much right to claim victory here, just like every one of us who sat at home while our troops gave their lives and time away for their families tracking this monster down, under the standing orders from President George W. Bush.
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3:40 pm
This was Obama’s war, not Trump’s. Obama made the calls, Trump didn’t. Obama gave the orders, Trump didn’t. Obama’s the president, not Trump.
You all are hellbent in blaming Obama for every bad thing that goes wrong in this country, yet the moment that an undeniably good thing happens, you will spread out and say that someone else should get the credit.
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3:42 pm
Nice work Alex, that picture of the girl with the shotgun reminds me of my daughter, minus the swearing of course. It truly is a day to be remembered.
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11:02 pm
I liked the picture of the white girl as well. It makes me feel like all is okay in the US of A.
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11:07 pm
You guys are fucking perverts.
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5:41 am
You know what, you really are the trailer park trifecta aren’t you? Racist, paedophile, and stupid.
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5:18 pm
If they stuffed him and put him on display, that would be kinda gross. The man has no head, after all.
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2:43 pm
FEEEEEEEEEED THE TROLL
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10:53 pm
lol i wonder when people will learn that this is just a troll site. theres a freakin t-shirt section with funny quotes
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11:13 pm
I feel like this is only a troll site because people let themselves be goaded. If no one made angry comments then this would just be a funny parody site. In any case, I’m finding the nuances inherent in the multifaceted layers of troll culture to be very interesting. For example, the authors on this site troll their commentators who are trying to troll them but at least a few of these commentators know the site is meant as a parody. Which means they are pointing out the errors in the author’s arguments which the author’s intended in the first place for comedic effect. In the end, I don’t really understand who is trying to upstage who and why anyone is trying. Just a way to pass the time?
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