Silly Bandz: The Secret Sexual Agenda
Millions of Americans are caught up in a new cult craze: Silly Bandz.
What are Silly Bandz?
Silly bands are colored Mexican rubber bands made by the Chinese in various shapes. They are then shipped to the states to be sold at extreme pricing to teens and celebrities to be worn around the wrist.
Color-Coded Sexual agenda
Similar to the handkerchief code in the 70’s and 80’s, what type of Silly Bandz you wear and in what combinations is an external symbol of what you are into sexually. What your teen now wears on their wrists signals other sexual deviants as to whether they are a fornication sin match.
Common colors of silly bandz and their meanings:
Note: Due to regional differences, not all of these may be correct for all locations.
As you can see, Silly Bandz are a huge threat to the temple that is the chastity of our attractive teenage youth.
The last thing anyone wants to see are two 18 year-old attractive healthy females having sex with each other naked in front of you. Yet Silly Bandz cause this to happen everywhere every day.
Shapes
The shape of one’s Silly band reflect on what sexual roles they prefer.
Silly Band Swappers
As darkness grows within ones soul, the need for more perversions is greater. Often people will swap bands in a disgusting orgy of terror. Television shows such as Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Voice often lead to an increase in “swinging”.
They are often combined to indicate multiple fornication desires.
Lesbians often use them to trap other girls into sin.
This Lesbian is using them as currency to purchase sin.
Also used for sexting.
Like a Tupperware party, people have Bandz parties to find expose new partners. Notice the child.
Witches use them in pre-lesbian activites.
Liberal whore queen wears them.
Mexican whore queen wears them.
Incest Bandz
Demonic Bandz
The president of Mexico wears them.
Bandz for Africans
Homogay bestiality bandz wearer.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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6:39 pm
Goodness, these bands are more than destroyers of vacuum cleaners everywhere! This is an eye opening piece. I am banning these from our Christian home.
Fantastic article, August.
Praise be,
BB
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notice that the one with the fish and the one with the baby no one wears the bands
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5:15 am
also you mixed them up with shag bands
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5:04 pm
I used to purchase silly bands for my children. I was unaware that satans seed has found yet another way to infiltrate the pure minds of God fearing children. The research money was well spent.
Praise be to God and His Book.
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6:42 pm
i always knew there was something suspicious about those things, thanks for the warning
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6:46 pm
“I’m not racist, I just think that Mexicans and Asians are evil for no reason that wouldn’t fly today.”
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8:47 pm
i think this is rediculous. you people will believe anything, true or not just because it was on 1 site. why not do research instead of believing this from one source? i personally think these are just fun bracelets for kids with no hidden meaning.
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2:54 am
just shows how much you know. its true! do the research yourself and see.
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8:51 pm
give me an article with verified resources and then i’ll believe the crap you post on here
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11:10 pm
This study took 7 months and was funded by a $50,000 grant by the foundation for a better tomorrow. Please do not dismiss the research.
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How about some sources then?
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10:15 am
This is all terribly offensive and hair-brained content. $50,000 wasted, what an embarrassment.
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5:51 pm
I will dismiss your research until I see it, and until now you have done nothing to really display any credibility to your case. I would also like the website for The Foundation for a Better Tomorrow. I could not easily find it online. I would also like to see you research study. What was your methodology? Your collection criteria? Your demographic sampling? Also, how large was the samplings for this study? All I truly observed was a graph (that didn’t quantify anything really), and a series of opinions. I am all for protecting the sanctity of children, any sane person would,but I am curious as to how this is an epidemic and how can be determined that it is one? On this site you are communicating to a receptive audience and I wonder what putting these type of fear memes into peoples minds are having?
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10:12 pm
I for one feel this is $50,000 well spent! I will be sure to burn my children’s Silly Bandz as soon as they come home from their sleepover. I will also be taking away sleepover privileges as I have also read that they can lead to sexual deviancy. Not on my watch. Praises!
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3:16 am
Hey guess what, your kids are going to have sex weather you like it or not. What would you rather do. Be toatally against the fact that they are going to do it or buy protection for them so your daughter or son isn’t stuck raising a child at 16? Your call.
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4:43 pm
Seriously? You’re spending money on researching pieces of plastic that small children wear/ collect? Why not spend that money to feed homeless children? How about using it to help get them pure drinking water? Isn’t that a good way to show the love of Christ?
Isaiah 58:10
If you pour yourself out for the hungry and satisfy the desire of the afflicted, then shall your light rise in the darkness and your gloom be as the noonday.
How about you help people by taking care of them so they WANT to hear about God. Win souls over by showing them love. Not hatred.
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3:12 am
I love how in some of these pictures they arnt even wearing the silly bands. Wow what a fucking dumbass. The goes 50,000 dollars down the drain because one guy thinks that fucking five year olds want to fuck everytime they wear a sillyband. My youngest daughter doesn’t even like to talk about her period. Some of the dumbasses in this world these days.
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4:35 am
No sources,no proof,no links,no testimonial proof or video.
I think that the 50’000 was wasted.
A damn shame too.
Our country is going through such an econimical hard time yet you waste 50’000 fucking dollars on this.
Bravo sir bravo.
You should get a fucking award for your stupidity.
No one at all does this with these bands,and all of the photos you put up there were wrong,and just stupid.
here ill go through each one.
First photo:Just a guy or girl wearing them around theyre wrist,there is no secret pattern idiot.
Second photo:One,how is this girl lesbian?
theres not even another girl around her -_-
and how is she trying to seduce?
Just cause she has them on her legs,and shes in a bikini?
You should really stop thinking dirty old man.
Third photo:How the fuck is operah fucking winfreh lesbian!!??
I mean really where in the fuck do you get your facts from?
your insane,ignorant,perveted fucking mind?
Oprah had a husband,two i think,if you dont believe me look it up,or watch tv you fucking moron.
Fourth photo:You realize sexting is when people are describing how they would have sex with each other over txt message right?
Sometimes there are pictures involve but really,this is just a woman,showing off the rings on her fingers the bands may have been just extra but the prupose of the picture was for showing off rings,not sexting,again just another example that you have a perveted mind.
Fifth Photo:These girls arent witchs,they dont even look like witchs.
Its just two girls in bikini’s having fun and taking a picture,theyre not doing anything thats evenclose to being gay,realize that you prude,perveted moron.
Sixth Photo:So i major actor,is a libral whore?
why?
Cause she dosent agree to your way of thinking?
You call these a report?
More like a biast bashing.
Sixth photo:Shakira’s not mexican you fucking dumbass,shes fucking columbian.
You would know that if you actually did research.
You could type that up on google and find that you fucking idiot.
And shakira’s not a whore.
Shes a dancer,and a artist,a songwriter,and a singer.
More than youve accomplished,am i right?
Seventh Photo:The kardashians are many things but they are not incest you dumbass.
Theyve never even done anything that has been refered to incest,get your facts straight idiot.
Eighth photo:You do realize thats just for halloween right? -_-
Its just an animal,a witch, and spider a pumpkin and a ghost.
How are some of these things in any way demonic,are you afraid of a pumpkin,a bat,and a spider,and a ghost,and a witch?
Dont be a little bitch,man-up! lol
Ninth Photo:Thats a photoshoped picture dumbass,its not real,they used a picture editing program,or simply used photobucket to make it look like hes wearing it,and you fell for it? lol
How primitive.
Tenth photo:Fuck you!
you racist fucking prick!
Oh! just cause it has a gun on it it has to be african bands right?
You can go fuck yourself!
Oh but wait…you do that already dont you?
perveted,racist asshole.
Eleventh photo:I dont even know how to explain this,maybe he was just glad he got such a big catch.
I mean just cause you see a man kiss a fish,dosent mean hes gonna fuck it.
thats like saying if i kiss my cat or dog it means im getting all hot and bothered,and i want to fuck it.
No,thats not what it means,hes probally glad cause he caught such a big fish,and i kiss my pets cause i truly love them cause i consider them a part of my family.
Well,In the past few mins i just proved all of your research wrong with just common sense and logic(and a little help from google)
$50’000 what a fucking waste.
You shouldve given that money to starving children if you were truly worried about the people or youth in this world.
Truly sad,truly a shame.
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7:32 pm
86% of statistics are generally made up, that would be the same as a certain book as we all love an know.
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7:46 pm
Your into deathnote? im sitting like L right now
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7:49 pm
Well I love Death Note, but for some reason that picture appeared upon the side, it confuses me but I care not, I am fine with it.
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7:55 pm
weird. sad that my favorite character died. but good that the guy who killed him did too
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7:57 pm
it appeared on mine too :O
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8:02 pm
I’ve noticed, and tis truly sadistic that L had to die in the hands of the false delusional deity.
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8:04 pm
he was brilliant and was *this* close to get him. But Matsuda was baws in avenging him
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12:39 am
Did your research come up with the fact that your picture of the President of Mexico is actually Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France? He looks nothing like the President of Mexico.
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5:01 pm
How did it take seven months to study rubber bands that six-year-olds wear, but you can’t take the time to find out that the picture of the President of Mexico is actually one of the President of France?
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9:48 pm
Alright first off you do a horrible job at editing pictures.Silly bands arent sex bands.The other regular circle one are tho.Get yuor facts straight.I hate silly bands,but don’t twist for a five year old.Now everyone does have a different opinion.So don’t take offense,if it seems like i am taking offense to yurs I am sorry I am not trying too.But hey…
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9:58 pm
Just knowing that these are from the Chinese is the only fact that I need to ban these sex aids from my home. The Chinese program to poison our white infants and dogs is well documented, and by turning our Christian children into the gays, they will only reduce the population available to enter the military of the US of A. And then what sort of squinty eyed plan do you think they might have against America with a diminished military?
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8:46 pm
RACIST
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8:52 pm
The ignorance of godless liberals like you makes me sick.
There is NOTHING racist in Mr Winkle’s comment, “Chinese” is a nationality not a race.
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6:12 pm
“Just knowing that these are from the Chinese is the only fact that I need to ban these sex aids from my home”
“White infants”
“Squinty eyed”
He is obviously a racist.
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4:40 am
Uh stupid ignorant bitch?
it is a race.
As well as a nationality.
Just like african is a nationality,and a race.
Fucking idiot.
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5:43 pm
You sir, are probably the most ignorant person I have ever come across. Also, fun fact, the current president is trying to reverse the current “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” policy.
Your logic is flawed and ideas are radical beyond belief. Apparently God’s creatures on earth are heavily discriminated against on this website. It’s also rather funny that you, being a human being, share a phenomenal amount of similarities with these Chinese people you speak so badly about.
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4:38 am
That was very racist sir.
You are a paranoid fuck,and need to educate yourself.
China isnt trying to turn men gay or trying to poison infants,or dogs(Why the fuck would they poison dogs moron!?)
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8:55 pm
Your a fucking retard.
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12:11 am
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8:46 pm
Shakira isn’t Mexican! Also, your picture is not accurate, that is not the president of Mexico. See you people May 22,2011.
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8:51 pm
Columbia is a state of Mexico, so therefor she is a Mexican. That is like saying a person from California isn’t an American.
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12:18 pm
Columbia is a country in South America. That’s like saying someone from England is an American.
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7:18 pm
“Columbia is a state of Mexico…”
You and Brother Bruce really need to get your maps from a different place. Bruce thinks there are only 45 states and YOU think ALL of Central and South America are part of Mexico. Having worked with a few Mexicans while in Texas and knowing how proud they are of their heritage, I DARE you to calla Mexican a Colombian (or vice versa). You’d likely get your mouth punched. THAT would shut you up for a while or at least to get your “facts” straight.
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4:46 am
Shes from Barranquilla Colombia,thats in south america,look it up on google maps.
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6:07 am
Yes, South of America is Mexico, so she is from Mexico. Why do you people keep denying our Holy work?
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5:25 pm
You guys are making yourselves look like idiots. South America is not just Mexico. THere are multiple countries, and multiple nationalities. How about checking your research before you spout of a bunch of bull?
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5:46 pm
Mexico is in North America. Columbia is in South America.
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12:15 pm
You’re a fucking idiot.
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2:31 pm
Sarkozy – President of France. Cool countr: lots of grugs and all kinds of kinky sex. Gotta love the unshaven french girls.
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4:55 pm
This is absolutely hilarious!
As a lesbian college student at one of the most LGBT-friendly colleges in the nation, I can tell you that I have definitely never heard of these bands being used as identifiers lol
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5:40 pm
Are you kidding me?
I know Christians can become somewhat extreme but seriously?
It makes me sick that you “Christians” concoct such sick fantasies from pop culture and fads.
YOU ARE ALL 10,000 TIMES WORSE THAN THESE “SINNERS” BY THINKING OF SUCH OBSCURE, WRONG, AND DOWNRIGHT IGNORANT IDEAS. THIS WEBSITE IS A JOKE. ALL OF IT.
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7:39 pm
Please don’t assume that all Christians are like these…..people.
Most of us practice love and acceptance, not judgement and condemnation. These people are outdated, radical, racist and bigoted HYPOCRITES. They have two sides to each of their faces. They say one thing out of one side and then vehemently DENY it out of the other side. 
They manage to do to the writings of the Bible the same thing they do to most “nonconformist’s” posts…….twist them to their advantage. Some of us just don’t let that happen to what we write. 
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9:37 am
Thank you so much, as always, for letting me know about this!! It can be difficult to maintain a proper Christian home these days. My daughters have been wearing a lot of these Bandz in the color orange… God save this house!
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3:22 am
Maybe they like the color orange you twit.
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12:43 am
there are nothing wrong with silly bandz these people sound like a cult they arent true christians they are psychotic hypocrites
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5:47 pm
Darling – You’ve confused Silly bandz and Sex/Jel bracelets.
Sex bracelets are what you’re talking about – Silly bandz are just harmless toys shaped into fun figures for young children
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5:06 am
Not sure if trolling or just stupid.
:liveonthisplanet:
:gtfo:
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12:37 am
I am a Christian, but I must point out that your picture of the President of Mexico is actually the President of France, Nicolas Sarkozy. He looks nothing like the President of Mexico. Putting Spanish writing by his picture doesn’t make him Mexican. Also, it is quite obvious that the image of his arms with bracelets has been photoshopped.
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3:08 am
YOU LIE. You just cant believe truth.
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7:53 am
the inly one here that can’t take the truth is you so called true christian
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12:35 am
wow people like you are why the rest of us normal christians cant reach out to the lost people read websites like this and think were all this crazy! its people like you that make me believe that we will never help the rest of the world find The Lord.
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4:55 pm
My favourite picture was the poorly PhotoShop-edited picture of an out-of-focus, pixellated Oprah holding some high-resolution Silly Bandz.
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6:00 pm
This site is not serious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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5:54 pm
Okay, first of all, you spelled “incest” and “lesbian” wrong. Second, French President. Not Mexican. Ant thirdly the “Bandz for Africans” SHOULD be “Bandz for Germans,” seeing as the gun mostly resembles the Luger, a German Gun. Lastly, this article is stupid.
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