Sodomizer Bishop Eddie Long gets off easy.

Susan B. Xenu
• ChristWire
May 26, 2011 6:00 pm8 comments

For a long time know Homo-Gays have been infiltrating the church, and getting caught with their pants down and their sin sticks in the fleshy backsides of children. Homosexuality is bad enough but whn it is perpetrated on a child it is beyond sick and depraved.

One of these sick homogay bastards is Baptist Church Bishop Eddie Long of the New Birth Missionary in LITHONIA, Ga, which is a suburb of Atlanta.

Long had been accused of sexual misconduct by four young men whom he mentored. He denied the allegations brought by Jamal Parris, Maurice Robinson and Anthony Flagg, Spencer LeGrande.

But much to the dismay of the American Judicial System, which wants to see him rot in jail where he will have plenty oppurtunities for sodomy and molestation; the case has been settled.

New Birth Missionary Baptist Church spokesman Art Franklin also issued a statement on the matter. “After a series of discussions, all parties involved have decided to resolve the civil cases out of court,” he said. “This decision was made to bring closure to this matter and to allow us to move forward with the plans God has for this ministry.”

“As is usually the case when civil lawsuits resolve out of court, we cannot discuss any details regarding the resolution or the resolution process, as they are confidential,” Franklin said. “This resolution is the most reasonable road for everyone to travel.”

B.J. Bernstein who represents the accusers office stated: “Neither attorney Bernstein nor the plaintiffs themselves will be available for interview on this matter, now or in the future. There is no spokesperson for the plaintiffs’ team other than attorney Bernstein, and she will have no further comment on the case. No further details will be made public,”

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8 Comments

  • Reverend S. Mutt Reverend S. Mutt

    It is a sad day indeed here in Atlanta. With Oprah off TV I was looking forward to filling the summer with another big black queen’s trial filling the airways every afternoon. Hopefully the next wave of boys to accuse him will come forward soon.

    I will pray for them all.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Didn’t Bishop Eddie support Santorum? Need to google it.

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  • Reverend S. Mutt Reverend S. Mutt

    Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. I followed your lead Miss BB and googled Santorum. I feel so unclean right now. Between Claire’s nub-rubbing, Juggalos and Juggalettes, and now this Santorum thing I feel like I need Carrie’s mother taking the wire brush to me.

    I will pray as I bleed in the shower.

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  • I don’t get it. If a man of God settles out of court with no admission of guilt, doesn’t that mean that he is not homogay?

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    • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu

      I believe it means he paid off people not to speak of his homogay in public anymore

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      • These gays are clever. Normally I believe every word that my pastor says without any critical thought whatsoever. That is called “faith”.

        But these tricky homos figured out it could be a way to do something ungodly, while preaching in the shadow of the cross.

        As surprising as it is shocking. That goodness they found the only one!

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  • Brian Fellow Brian Fellow

    He seems to have an enormous sin stick. Is that common for holy preachers? I’ve never seen a preacher’s sin stick that big. I suggest we check all of the sin sticks we can, and, if they are too big, then we should investigate possible homo-gay lifestyle issues.

    Also, is 3″ considered big?

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