• Spaghetti and Meatballs – Chrstain food, or Work of the Devil?

    May 3, 2011 7:54 pm 22 comments

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    In today’s world it’s harder and harder for a Christian to keep the faith, and it doesn’t get any easier when you go to your local supermarket. After battling your way through isles of sinners and Mexicans, you finally find yourself at the one place you can be sure will bring yourself health and good fortune; the canned soup isle. While strolling down looking for some good ole’ chicken noodle soup, my three year old ended up pointing at a can of spaghetti and meatballs specifically marketed for children. I didn’t think anything of this seeming innocent purchase until I got home and unpacked the bag.

    Maybe the first thing that should’ve struck me as sinful was “meatballs”, but I just didn’t think anything of it. I opened the can in a vain attempt to get dinner on the table quickly, and I noticed two meatballs stuck together in an odd formation. At once I knew this was the work of Satan and homosexuals, in an attempt to generalize homosexuality in children. I was shocked and appalled seeing this small can of what should’ve been dinner turn into homosex propaganda. I instantly destroyed both the can and the contents before my children could see it, and had a simple meal of cereal. Thankfully it’s one food product the homosexual sinners haven’t attempted to destroy yet.

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