Tea Party Darling Michelle Bachman Shoots Rifle as Salute to President Bush for Osama Victory

In a statement release during celebratory gun salutes at Tea Party Headquarters, Michelle Bachman made a statement regarding the reported death of Osama Bin Laden.
“I want to express my deepest gratitude to the men and women of the U.S. military and intelligence community. Their persistence and dedicated service has yielded success in a mission that has gripped our nation since the terrible events of 9/11. Tonight’s news does not bring back the lives of the thousands of innocent people who were killed that day by Osama bin Laden’s horrific plan, and it does not end the threat posed by terrorists, but it is my hope that this is the beginning of the end of Sharia-compliant terrorism.”
Sharia deals with many topics addressed by secular law, including crime, politics and economics, as well as personal matters such as sexuality, hygiene, diet, prayer, and fasting. Where it enjoys official status, Sharia is applied by Islamic judges, or qadis. For the US to fall under Sharia law, it would be like having a dangerous religious group tell everyone how to act, think, what to wear, and completely rule over secular life as well as spiritual well being. It is clearly something Michelle is against, but it also makes her a target for the left hate mongers.
The death of Osama Bin Done Did Laden could not have come at a more opportune time for the 2012 Presidential hopeful as calls for her birth certificate have been gaining ground from left wing media outlets. Some are saying she was born in Canada and is in fact a Canadian citizen. The death of Bin Laden definitely overshadows those claims and will most likely allow these unfounded claims to fade with the news cycle.
Michelle’s outspoken support for President Bush and criticism of the President Who is NOT President Bush is being undermined by the liberal war machine that intends to grind her words to make bread for entitlement programs.
Michelle appeared on Fox News Sunday, May 1, 2011, speaking out against the President Who is NOT President Bush stating that NATO airstrikes have killed as many as 30,000 civilians in Libya. She was railing against the “foolishness” of President Obama’s decision to get involved in Libya at the time.
“Obama said he wanted to go in for humanitarian purposes and overnight we are hearing that potentially 10 to 30,000 people could have been killed in the strike,”
When the liberal media tried to use this against her changing the facts to suit their diabolical pan to malign her name, she correctly laid cause where cause was due for a perceived gaff in March 2011.
“After that I promised I never again will use President Barack Obama’s teleprompter, and I intend to keep it that way.”
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7:42 am
Michele Bachman, my choice for President in 2012 is a beautiful, chaste Christian woman and I am ashamed to say that sometimes when I am with my wife, I secretly think of Michele. Does this make me a bad Christian?
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11:38 am
I find it hard to believe that trilobite has the mental capacity to operate a firearm.
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11:22 pm
Bachman would make a fine VP for Trump, assuming that Palin is going to keep to her job as truth-teller-in-chief.
As for Bachman’s attractiveness, I have to admit that her intense gaze seems to stare straight into my naked soul. I can’t think of a more attractive conservative woman in office today, and it sure beats looking at that she-devil Nancy Pelosi.
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10:52 am
This woman is just one big ole ball of crazy. The only person I know that stares with blank eyes like her is in an institution. She used to sit on her front porch in our neighborhood and babble about being an important person in the CIA. She looked a bit like this woman too.
She stabbed another woman in the local grocery store and they had to cart her off. She had that same weird sounding accent too. Wonder if they were related?
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3:30 pm
Whoever wrote this article is either a psychotically insane paranoid or a very clever comedian.
As for Michele, she’s bat-shit crazy. I mean just look at the insane look she has in this article’s picture.
However, I do think she is hotter than hell. I do her. I’d even ask her to talk to me about all her crazy ideas while I was doing her cause crazy women turn me on.
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1:03 am
I’d jam her up the butt. That my preferred way out here on the ranch. She’s right about Obama too. How the heck did we ever wind up with someone who wasn’t even born here. He’s from Hawaii, for gosh sakes
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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