The Banana Is The Only Proof We Need that God Exists
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
Life scholar and former television star Kirk Cameron discusses creation.
Scientists have come up with a bizarre theory named ‘The Big Bang” that purports that existence itself was null and void, and then ‘magically’, boom. There was a big explosion and Earth appeared. Scientists believe this happened out of nowhere, from no source.
From this big bang, evolution somehow caused water and rocks to magically combine and form sea animals, which eventually turned into land animals. From the land animals, monkeys mated and that gave rise to humans. Scientists are teaching children that a big explosion that was fueled by nothing, to create monkeys who somehow created humans is our origin. This is what they are teaching your children in public schools. How do you feel about that?
Here, Kirk Cameron speaks more logically and shows how something so simple as a banana dismisses the ‘theory’ of evolution and all of its ‘magical’ leaps of logic. Through nature, we can see God is the masterful creator of all things.
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Author: Pat Heinkel
Pat Heinkel is the senior church organist for Shellington Pres., where he also proudly serves as a volunteer firefighter, distinguished lecturer and has the town's (maybe region!) largest collection of Coleoptera. Email Pat
9:30 pm
Notice the woman’s mouth is NOT shaped like the hand.
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9:50 pm
…and yet your hand (Front OR back of it) seems to fit the mouth SO well.
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10:11 pm
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9:33 pm
There is a marked difference, Bryan.
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10:25 pm
That banana makes me horny
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10:26 pm
OH NO! I meant HUNGRY!!! HUNGRY not…not that other word…
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10:52 pm
“That banana makes me horny”
Dirty old woman. Shame on you.
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“OH NO! I meant HUNGRY!!! HUNGRY not…not that other word…”
Okay. So, if what’s seen can not be unseen, does that mean that what is SAID can not be UNSAID? Just curious. I think you have let too much porn surfing infect your brain (and morals), Susie. (shaking head)
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11:57 pm
hehehe. ‘that banana is making me horny.” lmfao. priceless!! How can you confuse hUnGRy with hORNy??
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11:58 pm
This really does show that miracles are all around us. We don’t need evolution, humanism, or the Big Bang if he have Kirk Cameron and the banana guy to show us how simple it all is.
Thanks, big guy in the sky, for the banana and all that it represents.
Also, have you noticed how Kirk has barely aged at all over the last 25 years? He is truly being protected by Christ.
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4:28 pm
Miracles? Like those Insane Juggalo clowns? “wind, water, fire and dirt. Magnets how do those work. Miracles” does that mean that you sir are a juggalo clown?
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12:02 am
The evidence in this video is irrefutable. This video proves once and for all that the theory of evolution is a false delusion.
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1:25 am
Yes, because obviously a modern-day, man-made fruit completely refutes all of the theory of evolution. Go look up what natural banana’s are like, if anything this just helps PROVE that evolution is true.
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11:29 am
To ‘Christian Intellectual”: Broad statements such as yours are evidence of a “because he told me so/because it (Bible) says so” mentality all too easily (and OFTEN) accepted in modern Christianity. Sure, the evidence is irrefutable in that bananas are irrefutably AWESOME and DELICIOUS. To add God’s invisible marionette strings, however, is not necessary. The banana fits perfectly to the hand AS the AIDS virus travels perfectly through intercourse, or AS malaria transfers through a mosquito bite (in other words:: there are PERFECTly bad occurrences and phenomena in the world). Kirk is looking at what he wants to look at: a (note: A, a SINGLE relationship) positive relationship between the human species and one of its food sources. You could choose almost any other relationship between humans and food and mold the facts in either support or opposition to a creator argument. Example- HONEY- If this delicious and natural treat were so perfectly created, why does he surround it by angry and terrifying bees???
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12:22 am
So this whole site is one big satire right?
and the authors are fake?
and all the stories bullshit?
Or is this serious?
Some of the comments make me think some people think its serious, and so i thought it maybe should be noted somewhere that it is satire, just cause feeding fanatic idiots isnt good for anyone
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12:38 am
Who is the idiot here?
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2:16 pm
You, obviously
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2:29 pm
It’s an Evangelical Christian website, and you need to ask?
I’m pretty certain most evangelical stuff is satire…… even if they don’t know it.
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1:26 pm
I dont mean to offend anyone, but I hope for the sake of our species future that such ideology dies out very soon.
I think some of the people who add to this absurd propaganda do not share the same religious fanaticism as others here, and are playing on your ignorance and stupidity
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11:52 pm
Yes. It is satire. I just love what the idiotic zealots say when i voice my views:)
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1:13 am
This Kid Cameron is a hero to me.
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5:43 am
Bananas make me sick.
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2:11 pm
Sometimes it boggles the mind that TRUE science like Creation Science is being ignored by the mainstream, while guesswork-and-consensus-based rubbish like the “science” they teach in school is mainstream and acceptable!
Did you know that according to the Big Bang theory, the Universe was created within milliseconds. Matter formed within microseconds after the Big Bang, and space-time expanded at billions of times the speed of light to its current size in just a few minutes.
“Scientists” can accept that the Universe formed by accident in a few seconds to a few minutes, but they laugh at the fact that God created the Universe in six days. What fools!
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2:18 pm
When people say “God created the Universe in six days”, they mean all life as we know it. According to the theory of evolution, it took a helluva lot longer than just six days to get to where we are. It took a lot longer than just 6000 years or whatever you believe in to get to this point.
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6:01 am
Again L.N, you poor misunderstood young lady, your statement just proves evolution is wrong because the Top Christian Scientists have proven that the Earth is only 13000 years old. Why would a young woman like you need to spend so much time arguing things that are proven facts? Go find a husband like my dear, sweet Claire and start living a beautiful Christian life.
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6:53 am
well you wouldnt mind linking me to this source of yours would you?
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10:29 pm
Both are right, when you consider that the universe was expanding faster than light (which does VERY weird things to space-time) and viewpoints inside and outside our universe, you realize that what God saw as 7 days is to us billions of years. The only one’s that are wrong are the one’s saying others are wrong.
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3:56 pm
Liberals have only one use for bananas and that is to bring them into kindergarten classes and teach the kids how to put condoms on.
Disgusting
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2:07 pm
how come eyeballs are so peerfect at revieving light, and why are our bodies so symetrical, clearly we had to be designed by a creator or else we just look like blobs floating around in nothing. Evolution is really stupid if scientist actually thought about it
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5:02 am
About the Eye comment see—->
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/01/1/l_011_01.html
The banana gains much from humans. We plant it, we take care of it and we make sure that it has plenty of offspring. I would certainly hope the banana would put in a little effort to make itself more appealing. If not we could just select for those traits and through our knowledge of heredity.
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10:11 pm
Its true, evilution is a lie. Cuz if there was evilution, why no man-monkey, fish-chicken, or jumbo-shrimp?
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7:11 pm
I seriously hope you are kidding. Otherwise, please learn what evolution is before you go around saying things like this.
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10:31 pm
Because they would not be suited for their environment and would die off as well as differing number of chromosomes creating sterile offspring.
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8:59 pm
I hope you know that bananas don’t actually exist in the wild. They are man made, by humans.
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4:29 pm
Has anyone ever heard of satire? (although the video is real, the articles on this site are not.
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1:44 pm
I actually could hear this being played on a friends computer and thought it was a reaching explanation for natural-selection! I’m sorry, but the fact that a banana (the fruit that monkeys and apes eat) is perfectly adapted to be eaten, and thus spread its seeds, seems for more like an evolutionary advantage than a miracle.
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1:50 pm
…and now I’m embarrassed because I just realized this was a satire website. Carry on…
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4:34 pm
If it all that would Prove the theory of evolution considering that it would fit the hand perfectly as so the seeds would be consumed deficated and fertilized ready to create banana offspring. 1-Atheists 0-christfags.
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11:06 am
bananas fit perfectly inside buttholes. in fact, i insert bananas in my hairy butthole all the time! does this mean god condones sodomy and homosexuality?
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5:13 pm
The Society is watching and we are not pleased.
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2:22 pm
So if you look around YouTube a little you will discover that the ‘Banana Man’ is a comedian, and that video is actually a joke… Sorry but if you believed him you clearly need to educate yourself a little more.
Here’s my proof:
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5:54 am
Well a banana fits up a humans ass too so I guess God also advocated sodomy. Fucking idiots.
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9:02 pm
God as a matter aof fact does condone sodomy XD
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9:03 pm
God as a matter a of fact does condone sodomy XD
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6:39 pm
Actually, the modern banana was genetically engineered by MAN to be the way it is. It did not begin like that, WE made it that way. More proof that if there is a god, it is man. P.s. I really hope this is a satyrical website, because if anything is immoral and impure, it is you Pat Heinkel. You’re a disgusting and nasty human being. If anyone needs a reality check it’s you. The post I read about you “instructing” your wife to make apple pie? I hope she throws that apple pie in your face then divorces your sorry ass.
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4:51 am
A rancher once showed me that you could cut the tip off of some cacti and it feels just like a human vagina. Does that mean God made the cacti just for our penis? NO!
This whole banana thing is just too ridiculous for me. First of all, bananas naturally have lot’s of hard seeds that make up something like 40% of it’s interior. They’re smaller, tangier, and much harder to eat.
It wasn’t until about 8000 BC that men began to cultivate the banana tree until the seeds became all but non-existent… hmmm… kind of a form of evolution. Oh wait I forgot the Earth was created 10,000 years ago anyway so I can’t possibly be correct about any of this.
I don’t need you or Kirk Cameron or some stupid assumption about a banana to figure out how wonderful and complex the universe is.
I’m with T I keep hoping this website is satirical cause I keep finding so much garbage on it. Problem is I’ve actually listened to people like my grandfather and my uncle and quite a few other people over the years that talk just like this. It’s so hard for me to believe there are so many cynical, ignorant and delusional people out there.
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4:56 am
Oh… I just read this whole website is a satirical website. Gotta love Poe’s Law.
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