The Hangover 2 Contains Full Frontal Tranny Nude Shot And Homogay Sex!
I do movie reviews here at Christwire from time to time, mostly to warn others. This last Saturday, however, while screening “The Hangover 2″, I got a bit more than I expected.
A full frontal nude shot of an Asian transvestite, complete with milksacs and the typical Asian small penis, immediately followed by the recollection of homogay sex in graphic detail.
I was shocked and demanded the theater return my good Christian money. There was no warning anywhere that I would be exposing myself to homogay pornography by buying a ticket. I expected sin, but nothing on the level of what I was forced to witness for this film.
The MPAA really dropped the ball on not giving this thing an NC-17 rating. It is no wonder, because Hollywood is full of homogays pushing their agenda. This is just another example. Many non-homo males will be tricked into watching this film and a very high percentage of them will come away with unwanted Thai tranny hooker fantasies.
If I wasn’t Alex Keating, staunch Christian and final authority on conservative values in our great nation, this movie would have probably turned me gay. Instead of writing this review I would most likely be giving happy endings to sailors for wooden nickels down at the docks. The very fact that I have not wavered in my faith is testament to the power of Jesus to repel the gay.
If you were planning on seeing this movie, my advice to you is don’t. There are nothing but tears to be had for the good Christian who wanders in a theater playing this filth. Tears and the very good chance you will catch the gay.
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Author: Alex Keating
Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com.
5:17 pm
Since the riots that followed “the Crying Game” motion picture, all films shown locally are edited for content to a PG rating.
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5:47 pm
Now you know the reason for the mixed reviews. If you hear anyone say that this movie wasn’t hilarious, it’s because it made them uncomfortable about their own latent homosexuality. You know those frat boy types love Tranny-Tuesdays on the interwebs!
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5:48 pm
Please just tell me that my secret husband, Zach Galifianakis, didn’t sleep with that Asian tranny!!!
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5:57 pm
Asians! Is there no end to their smut?
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11:44 am
Ok come on Su don’t lump the rest of us in with what Thailand is famous for. Yes it’s a hotbed for trannies and child prostitutes but only that 1 country!(and 2 or 3 others) But the rest of Asia isn’t like that anymore then the rest of the world is.
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7:50 pm
I thought you people loved trannies or only when they are being beat up by black people.
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11:52 pm
Brother Alex, I am sorry to hear about your recent run in with Homo-gay indoctrination. Thank the Lord Jesus Christ that you come out of it with Chirst-centered desires firmly planted on the lady sex.
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2:26 am
God isn’t real!!! Suck it B!+cH
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2:04 am
I saw The Hangover this weekend and I have no desire to have a shemale fantasy because of what I saw, its a freaking movie. Fine something more important to write about
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2:07 pm
Look, I understand you being uncomfortable, but you make it sound like being gay is bad. You sound really homophobic, and I am offended. God loves us ALL no matter what we’re like. You make me feel sick, and I hope you change your thoughts about gay people.
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2:34 pm
Yes God loves everyone but if you are living in sin (being a gay homo) then don’t expect anything from him. He detests the act of homosexuality. It is in the bible
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6:33 pm
I’m not religious at all. In fact, i don’t believe the bible. I read it when i believed. But if christianity is about loving your neighbor and that god loves all his children. Then why wouldn’t he love gays. Didn’t jesus hang out with thieves, prostitutes, and other sinners? If you want to quote the bible read it first. If not, you just end up looking like an a$$. Plus god loves you and accepts you after you repent. So all gays gotta do is ask for forgiveness before death and they’ll be fine. As for you, the one thing god hates is hypocrits.
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1:39 am
Alex you’ve really made yourself look like the fool that you are…dumb idiot go get fuckedddd by a trannie and admit you like it to do us all favor!
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7:54 am
How can you even call yourself a christian while being so judgmental towards peoples way of life? What if a hot blonde chick showed full frontal nudity in the movie? You probably wouldn’t have any complaints then, don’t judge a person because they way they look, transgender or not. After all its the way god made them right?
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6:21 am
You “Christians” disgust me. Last time I checked, being a “homogay” as you call it, was a set of mind and wasn’t a wrong thing. God doesn’t care what our sexuality is as long as you keep your faith in him, and you seem to not know this.
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1:29 pm
You know this website is satirical right? It isn’t serious.
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5:42 am
YOU ARE JUST AN IDIOT. ALL I CAN SAY IS PROBABLY YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING IF YOU ARE SO JUDGEMENTAL. CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE MAN, YOU REALLY SUCKS….JUST LIE ON BED AND HOPE FOR THE GOD TO COME AND TAKE YOU AWAY ONE DAY. I DN’T UNDERSTAND HOW GOD CREATED A PERSON LIKE YOU, YOU ARE STUPIDEST OF HIS CREATION TO INTERPRET GOD’S WORD IN A VERY WRONG WAY. LOOK FOR THE HELL…YOU ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL FOR CARRYING ALL THESE NEGATIVE ATTITUDE IN YOUR MIND ALL THE TIME. GROW UP!
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1:10 pm
You’re a freaking RE-tard. You went to see the hangover 2 and then demanded your money back? if you were offended by “Flipper” I could understand but the ‘The Hangover2″. You knew what you were going to see. Dont blame the theater because you are fucking stupid!!!
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9:36 am
if you are worried that “accidentally” seeing a movie with trannies in it will waiver your faith or give you tranny fantasies, then you have major issues in your personal life that you nee to sort out… i.e. just come on out of the closet. I agree the movie should be x-rated, but everyone knew they would “step it up” on the 2nd one.. any Christian who saw the first and is still curious about the second either got what they deserved, or got what they wanted from the movie which would be a over-the-top gross-out comedy…
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10:27 pm
F$&@ u man.u judgemental ba$&:/-/ u will rot in hell for your sin. Didn’t Jesus tell us to treat others as we want to be treated. I am ashamed to be Christian if it means that I have to be a judgmental bastard like u Alex u rotten c/&: sucking bastard
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7:28 am
i certainly will not vote for Alex K. Keating as presidential hopeful that guy is pretty much what the world would look like if hitler won the war shit man you are so blatenly obtuse your ignorance is only obscured by your narrow minded point of views self preservation is a bitch and im curious as to how much dick will you suck to become president but i will pray for you because there is no hope for you
sincerely me
and ps fuck you and your third riche
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9:41 am
love the statement dude about how easily this film would turn you gay (if you can be swayed so easily is there something in the closet your not acknowledging) and you cant be made gay dick it is not a choice. It is how you are made.
PS: the little rating in the bottom corner explains what your in for as well as the ratings on all the adds for the fill that came out months before.
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4:43 am
this is the tranny from hangover 2
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