The Rebels in Star Wars Inspired Bin Laden Terror and 9/11
During the recent raid of Islamic headquarters in Osama bin Laden’s top-secret Abbottabad compound by American forces, many secret documents and computers were confiscated. Computer forensics have been finalized on the hard drives found in Bin Laden’s private room and they have revealed a trove of wealth about the 21st centuries most notorious individual.
The data recovered thus far reveals a shocking revelation. Osama Bin Laden was a huge Star Wars fan. Something called “torrents” of the star wars movies were found on his main computer and his iPod. Torrents are electronic methods that illegal individuals exchange terror information or steal from hard working western capitalists.
These torrents and accompanying documents show that the rebel cause in Star Wars was the inspiration to attack and destroy the twin towers and other large targets.
His personal fan fiction reveals that he believed the rebels to be like Muslims and the Empire to be western culture. Osama saw himself as Luke Skywalker in an aluminum falcon speeding his way to destroy the shining pillars of legitimate government.
Before 9/11, the Twin Towers World Trade Center stood as a sign of might for western capitalism and Christianity. Just like the Death Star in Star Wars stood as a sign of the unity and incredible technological accomplishment of the Star Wars Empire. Both the rebels and Muslims were jealous of Empirical American advances in technology and societal relations.
The rebels in star wars were an illegal group of terrorists that lives in caves and were wandering nomads. Just like al-Qaeda is today. They are anti-government and pro destruction. The similarities do not end there:
Like the world trade center, the Death Star was a terror target. It was not a military target, it was a planet. The Death Star was of such a size that is was to be considered a civilian target and probably had innocent laborers, politicians and women on board. Blowing up infrastructure of that size would have to have a negative impact on local environments and create a recession of sorts just like what occurred in NYC.
Some will claim that the Star Wars Rebels are freedom fighters. However, freedom fighters are terrorists.
They are attempting to usurp a government or a dictatorship through violent means. This sounds strangely similar to the Muslim actions in the Middle East and the rest of the world. They are trying to free themselves and establish their own nation. They believe they are freedom fighters. Whether or not a Palestinian strapping a bomb to his/her chest and blowing the hell out of a grocery store is an act of freedom fighting or an act of terror is not up for debate. Attacking innocents is something that only terrorists and the Irish do.
I ask you, who has killed more innocents, Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker? I’ll give you a hint – it’s the terrorist, not the Lord.
Sexual Perversions
The star wars movies also showed us perversions of incest on film. These were said to be some of Bin-Laden’s favorite parts and mirror Muslim sexual perversions.
Muslim-like incest picture
At this point most readers should be more than convinced that Star wars is the root inspiration behind Muslim terror. If you are still not convinced I give you one last piece of evidence: Akbar vs Akbar
“Allahu Akbar” Is an iconic battle cry that means death to Christians by our leader Akbar. After 9/11, the FBI released a letter reportedly handwritten by the hijackers and found in three separate copies on 9/11—at Dulles, at the Pennsylvania crash site, and in Mohamed Atta’s suitcase. It included a checklist of final reminders for the 9/11 hijackers. An excerpt reads: “When the confrontation begins, strike like champions who do not want to go back to this world. Shout, ‘Allahu Akbar,’ because this strikes fear in the hearts of the non-believers.” Also, in the cockpit voice recorders found at the crash site of Flight 93, the hijackers are heard to be reciting ‘Allahu Akbar’ as the plane plummeted toward the ground
“Admiral Akbar” Is the God- like leader of the rebel forces. In star wars faith, drawing a picture of him is forbidden.
Admiral Akbar from Star Wars
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Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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I think you may be on to something special here. Much as we have the cosmic battle between good and evil between the faithful and the compromised amongst us, I think our entertainment reflects the same.
Many have compared Newt Gingrich to an Ewok, the short puffy woodland creatures that lived in colonies. Perhaps the American people will see him as being on the good side and allow his kind Christian Leadership.
Great article, August. You are awesome.
Kind regards,
BB
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the death star is a weapon you retard!
don’t you know what the big red bit is on the 1st pic
also they only lived in caves on hoth.
the death star was not a planet in terms of size a small moon at best but it was a military base so there were no civilians only imperial officers and clones (you don’t like cloning) “who has killed more innocents, Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker?” and you say luke what about all the cutelittle children from episode 3 and olderan.
finaly thats a klingon you moron akbar has a squid head not a pasty head.(klingon are from star trek retard)
don’t start a geek war on a geeks turf… the internet
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9:47 pm
You have got to be kidding me. You are a disgrace to human existence. You make God frown.
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8:37 pm
Amen, my brother(no pun intended)!!!
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12:16 pm
I pray God gives Newt Gingrinch the power of faith needed to combat the up and cumming liberal onslaught.
In the star wars / homogay agenda, obama was most likely drawn in by the phoney rev wright-like character, lando cornholerician, played by billie d williams, a noted sodomite and proponent of communist socialism.
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7:01 pm
I KNEW I had a bad feeling about that movie.
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WOW… you don’t like a movie, so you designate it EVIL?? You sure as ‘Hell’ feel highly of yourself.
I’m constantly amazed at how the self indulgent, delusional, shallow, small minded Christians (not all Christians, just the ones like yourself) feel so entitled they take on the powers of God to pass judgement on his/her behest. Even when it says not to in the Bible, “Judge not, lest you be Judged”.
You might think this is just petty conversation, but your posting your ‘Judgement’ on a public venue. This isn’t an intimate conversation with friends, you are publicly judging others.
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7:27 pm
Ummm I really want to know what universe you pulled this information out of.
First and formost that is Worf he is not from starwars he is from star trek.
Second Admiral Akbar is a giant fish and you can draw him.. if you know how to draw
Allahu Akbar means God is Great not a death cry its called translating not guessing what makes you sound intelligent
I can think of about another dozen or two nice little points in there to poke at with a stick but this is enough to show you sir are a idiot
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1:39 am
thats what the devil wants you to think
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you have things the wrong way around
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5:54 pm
They pulled the information from one of the planets in this system. Specifically, Uranus.
I’ll be here all week.
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7:29 pm
This has to be one of the most ridiculous things I’ve wasted my time reading on the internet in a long time. Also do some real research on the subject and proofread before publishing. I wasn’t aware that the rebels were responsible for 9/11. When did Al-Qaeda claim responsibility for the Death Star?
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That’s Lt. Worf from Star Trek, not Admiral ACKbar from Return of the Jedi, you moron. You’re also saying that the Galactic Empire in Star Wars wasn’t evil? Wow. As for the “incest”, Leia kissed Luke ONCE, to make Han jealous, and long before either knew they were even related.
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7:42 pm
I approve of this.
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8:49 pm
well I’m sure these morons are glad to have someones approval. Thats reasonable proof that theyre not the only idiots in the world.
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8:02 pm
Thanks for this. Now I know for a fact that faith is for idiots.
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8:13 pm
1 thing first
Your schema is kinda mixed up
second Thing You said that the empire who makes everyone miserable is a legitimate government ( if you actually watched the entire serie you will see that emperor is actually evil and usurped the power)
Death star is an ARTIFICIAL PLANET, so yes it’s a Military base actually 90% of the people inside were soldier the 10 % were people like pilot or robot
on last note what I see you are in a favor of an Imperialist country who strip the right and freedom to everyone else inside your country and outside your country , seriously you are an evil man who deserve to die
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8:51 pm
!الله أكبر
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what is that?my keyboard doesnt have keys for scribbles!
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8:26 pm
You should be ashamed of insulting such an ancient and rich language as arabic.
What kind of graciousness and mercy from God do you wish to show to the world with such abhorrent and disrespectful acts of your own.
Again, you should be ashamed.
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9:04 pm
I will confess that I didn’t understand the post either, but out of respect for the poster Im not going to insult the poster.
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9:08 pm
that was poorly phrased. that last word I should have typed him/her.
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10:01 pm
Staggering.
I recommend you thoroughly RESEARCH a topic before you write an article, lest you come off as hideously misinformed and dare I say, ignorant? Comically so?
I won’t even go into details, as so much of this article is mindless pap, but let me say, is nothing sacred to you?
Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings… All beautiful tales of love and the human spirit, and triumph over oppression, blind hatred and willful ignorance. Sound familiar.
Oh what’s the point. You’re a lost cause, August. Just try not to hurt anyone with that staggering ignorance of yours.
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10:57 pm
يجوز للقوة ان اكون معكم
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I rebuke this Satanic scribble in the name of America.
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12:49 am
Yea thats called another language and don’t speak for people who you have no say over please go back to your menial life where hump your bible all night long.
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1:44 am
languages are made up of letters not scribbles!
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1:48 am
If English was good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for everyone, but they all choose to reject Christ and speak these scary sounding languages.
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Yes, and when Jesus spoke to King James, he used GOOD English, like “thou hast” and “thy will”, stuff like that, none of that keyboard-phone gobbledygook them kids is using nowadays instead of the Lor’ds English!
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8:07 am
You guys do realize that Jesus never spoke english? He was born and raised in the middle east in a jewish city state that was run by romans. He probaly spoke Hebrew, Yiddish, Latin or a form of Arabic (its what is mostly spoken in the middle east)
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jesus spoke hebrew therefore this language (or scribble as you said it ) is damn close to Hebrew
Jesus never talked english in his entire life ( the language in itself never existed in his time by the way)
At the time of Jesus there was around 30-40 language and english was not part of it
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5:32 pm
I’m pretty sure jews talk in english not scribbleyscratch, I mean just watch any show on television…they’re all jews!
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8:28 pm
I really dont know why I keep responding to this its just feeding the troll this website is but here I go anyway.
I am a Jew yes I know bring on your racist comments we all know you want to
But please for a second read this fascists and realize Jews speak many languages THESE days even in the past as I said in a different post responding to this very group of bull shit.
In the middle east back before Christ was born and during his life (you know the BC years I understand you cant all understand basics but still I try) They spoke in that region of the world multiple forms of Arabic (those squiggly lines you people are to dumb to figure out)Hebrew (the language of the Jewish faith the faith that actually helped bring your faith into the world wait actually if it wasn’t for the Jewish faith Christianity in any form wouldn’t exist) Yiddish which is a mixed form of Hebrew and another language sorry I didn’t look it up and it hardly matters because you people don’t get it anyway. And Latin you know Latin the language that Christianity used for hundreds of years and is still used today and considered a dead language other then for that purpose and scholars looking to understand ancient Greek/roman literature
Thank you and go back to thinking about your giant red dick now madam
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5:52 pm
I tried to read all of that but fell asleep on the 35th paragraph. It is ok that you are a jew. Jesus was a Jew, but he saw the error of his ways and converted. You can too. I invite you to fellowship. Please come and join us as a gentile.
Why do people keep calling us trolls? We are christians. Trolls are ugly little green monsters who talk funny and live under bridges and hurt people or perhaps they live in a swamp and run a school for terrorists.
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8:39 pm
I feel the need to ask, what about arabic christians? I believe they speak and write in their mother language… which is most likely to be ARABIC.
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12:35 am
This is a brilliant piece of reporting Auggie. We all know that Chewbacca would have been
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12:39 am
WOW… you don’t like a movie, so you designate it EVIL?? You sure as ‘Hell’ feel highly of yourself.
I’m constantly amazed at how the self indulgent, delusional, shallow, small minded Christians (not all Christians, just the ones like yourself) feel so entitled they take on the powers of God to pass judgement on his/her behest. Even when it says not to in the Bible, “Judge not, lest you be Judged”.
You might think this is just petty conversation, but your posting your ‘Judgement’ on a public venue. This isn’t an intimate conversation with friends, you are publicly judging others.
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9:28 pm
They are judging others and I’d be right there condemning them with you except they’re making look WAY more ridiculous than I possibly could.
Well done, folks!
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12:46 am
August I got to ask how much acid did you take when making this post?
Do you know what Google is? Do you know how to work a VHS or DVD to watch said movies? No… no I thought not.
Lets start with your opening shall we?
Torrents are downloaded digital copies of movies, games, books and programs. They are linked to pirate websites (no not the rum drinking kind stay with me here please I know it is hard to concentrate with all that cocaine in your system) lately because of the easy way of moving data through the internet
You claim these ‘torrents’ and other documents were the primary reason why he attacked the WTC. Please I would love a link to a government website that gives this information to the public because without it what you are stating is a lie and as a journalist you are ruining your own credibility.
Ok now lets move past the aluminum falcon statement because well I wont stop laughing if I dont.
You compare the WTC to the Deathstar…. please stop snorting the crack and pay attention to this part. The WTC was a building that housed corporations from around the world making it easier for them to trade stocks and bonds on the market NASDAQ and such. The Deathstar was a large space station that flew around a fictional universe and was a weapon of mass destruction to be more precise its purpose was to destroy planets and bring fear into the lives off all who saw or knew of it. Now these two things have nothing in common I can not for the life of me remember hearing that the WTC had fired a laser at another country or world and destroyed it and I dont remember any books or articles by Lucas Entertainment (creator of the Star Wars Franchise and Universe) commenting on stocks and bonds being managed inside the death star.
The rebel’s were not an illegal group of terrorists, they were the remains of a ‘universal’ republic government which was subdued by a dictator who used a mercenary like army to force his take over and killing those he knew would not agree with a totalitarian or Imperialistic empire he wanted. So now put down the peace pipe and read this carefully, during WWII Germany and the Axis powers invaded many countries and removed their government and replaced it with their own it is how most wars work when a country is taken over. So you are saying that the nationalist soldiers from those then taken over countries (say Holland for instance) are now terrorists because they fought against someone who forcefully took over their nation? I know hard to imagine but you really failed on that one.
Next back to the Death Star, it was a military target it was a giant flying WEAPON. Yes I know hard to imagine but no people did not live on it for its malls or exciting Christwire type community. Most of it’s inside was dedicated to a massive weapon capable of killing billions in a matter of a few seconds. Now seeing as one it is a fictional object that is up to controversy but lets not get into that this is about how you managed to jam your foot into your stomach with amazing speed and oral grace.
Ok back on the freedom fighter stride again I see, first off fighting against a oppressive government is different then attacking innocents I know this may be hard for your LSD wrapped mind to consider. First off the people that are fighting against us in Afghanistan and the middle east are not trying to free any nation, country or independent state they are fighting because of the same reason you wacknuts post on this website they believe their religion is correct all others are not and those who do not agree with them are the enemy and deserve nothing but utmost contempt. Those who want freedom have assisted the UN, NATO and US troops in freeing themselves from these governments and establishing an order in their own country even against those who see other groups as enemies. Also why attack the Irish really those poor drunk guys can be quite amusing and normally have some pretty funny stories to tell at bars.
Ok so onto dun ta da Incest, so two people who don’t know they are related are from opposite ends of the world they are not really interested in each other BUT the girl is interested in a stubborn unruly guy so to get one over on him kisses her unknown brother ONCE. Yea that may be the slightest most unincest type thing that counts as incest. I have a question when you were young did you ask every girl you dated for a family tree to make sure you were in no way related to her? Did you spend hours upon hours dedicating hours if not whole days of your life to make sure you knew your family tree back to the wild monkey that man evolved from (yes yes I know you are a creationist I really could care less please don’t bore the readers with the Adam and Eve story) And I highly doubt you did any of that because it isn’t a prevalent thing to do why because what are the chances that you are going to kiss some long lost relative? Now multiply that by hundreds of worlds yea don’t think so…
Also Muslims are actually very strict about their sexual exploits and consider it vile to sleep with relatives so yea but wait that is right this site is staffed by racists so I get it push your agenda along further /rolls eyes.
Alluha Akbar means God is Great and is part of many prayers in the Muslim religion. Does this make it a terrorist word tied to a large corporation or group uhh no not really.
Ok just so you know its Ackbar there is a C after A and before the K. Also he isn’t a god like anything to the rebel cause in the movies if you watch the movies and read the books or even just the wiki about it (Go to Wookiepedia if you want a very easy to read version) you will see he is just a military commander a officer who happens to be the head of a military section in this case their navy hence Admiral Ackbar. Also anyone can draw him not well but anyone can draw him.
And the final foolish drug addled thing you did was put a picture of Lieutenant Commander Worf from Star TREK up for your picture. Now I understand you probably dont own a TV or a radio and get all of your information from Rev. Custer the neonazi specialist but really do me a favor go to your site bar. Thats the one at the top of your Internet Explorer page and do this
http://www.google.com – its a search site that lets you type in anything and find articles/websites based on that word! They even have something set up so you wont see any pornography!
Now at google click ‘images’ then type Admiral Ackbar or your messed up spelling Akbar you will see a fish man and many jokes surrounding his few lines in the movie!
Ok now I end my commentary by saying this, living in a hole in Idaho may be what you want but take your dumb retired ass out of it look for a library sit down and read some philosophy I promise it wont kill you it will culture you. Now yes I know your friends are going to warn you culture is another word for brainwash or mess with you in some other way. Here is a hint it WONT it will show you what others think and how they got to that idea.
Now as my final word I say this ‘Understanding’ if you dont get it by now then please slam your face against your bible 10,000 times till it sinks in.
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12:55 am
“Sith” is muslim for “long winded”
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1:00 am
And Chinese for “Unable to make a direct point”
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Ok, I may be lost, but aren’t the “sith” on our side? Aren’t the Jedi’s the terrorists?
And the long winded one wrote more than I did.
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1:50 am
it took my 2 and a half hrs to read that satanic verse he wrote!
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5:09 am
Imperial Scum!
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3:49 pm
so Jedi the people who fight for peace and justice are terrorist and sith who actually are the evil one who fight for the empire
so yes you are lost
Start by watching Episode 1 maybe you will awaken up
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12:58 am
You need to educate yourself:
http://christwire.org/2011/02/bioware-to-release-swtor-a-game-that-teaches-kids-magic-and-how-to-play-with-glowing-penis/
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1:03 am
I have educated myself and I was educated in school as well and college for that matter. And for your Sith isn’t muslim it is from this ‘demonic’ ‘evil’ movie you two arbitrarily decided.
And Mr. Bowers glowing penis? magic? I am guessing you dont actually investigate things you are going to write no wait youve proven you don’t investigate your stories or list sources because most of them I would guess are your own ass and the other fools you consider friends.
To Rip Van Winkle, long winded yes but then again I wouldnt read it either if it crushed every single thing you and your cohorts agree with on this page please go put your egocentric satire on some private boards so the internet is rid of one giant troll
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1:18 am
I read it word for word. Glad you did too. The Irish are sub-human at best. And I am wondering why so many people seem to think that incest is okay if it’s only once? Can one use that excuse for murder or homosexuality? “It was only once your honor” “ I didn’t know I was murdering them.”
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7:49 am
Murder and Incest are two different things and no Incest even once I will agree is wrong in every sense of the meaning but trying to put forth a incest agenda into a movie that did not promote it but happened to have a single scene that later on you find out may be incest doesnt make it a incest based movie series.
Really the Irish are sub-human.. Ok so who else are sub-human and what are these made up qualifiers for humanity? Are they sub-human because they want national freedom and pride? Or no because they do things you dont like? Please explain how a group of people who genetically are no different then anyone else sub-human because unless you have some real scientistic information you just sound like a Hitler wannabe
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8:15 am
What is scientisic proof? Is Sith Lord still babbling incoherently? Every time I got to one of it’s posts, I think I blacked out from lack of reason or grammar.
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sorry I made a single grammatic error
Scientific
now if you want to actually state again why people are sub-human to you people I would love to hear it because at the moment you are all little satanic Hitler worshiping asslings to me
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9:59 pm
I’m of Irish descent and I must say that while I find your ridiculous website very
amusing I also find it somewhat offensive.
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10:02 pm
Lazlo, thank you for reading and so many responses, I am sorry that you are Irish.
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1:24 am
Typical terrorist.
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1:34 am
Awww, mad that someone pointed out your bullshit?
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1:53 am
I took a nap while reading his last post. Perhaps he should spend more time worshiping jesus instead of worshiping darth vaders glowing red satanic penis stick
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7:56 am
Oh my glowing red satanic penis stick… well I give you points because your crazy as hell.
And Jesus no never have never will worship him. Not that I don’t believe in his word of peace to all and any who wish it but religon just isnt my cup of tea.
And knowing about a subject and worship are two different things. I know about most religions I dont worship any I know about Star Wars dont worship it and I know about psychology which none of you seem to get either but still I dont worship that either!
But I do suggest you go to a psychologist especially if you are interested in giant red penis’s you may just need a wee bit of help
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5:36 pm
I bet your the type to argue for Hand Solo shooting first aren’t you. We all know that dirty Italian catholic Guido shot first…sinner.
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8:21 pm
Coming from a lady who wants a giant red dick in her I really cant take anything you say seriously.
And its Han Solo and he is a iconic American actor who has done more for people then your tiny self centered group ever has or will.
Though by reading multiple ‘articles’ its really hard to call them that but reading them I must say your new style Neo Nazi party that only accepts English based catholics is quite well hilarious please though really go see that psychiatrist in fact most of your little fascist party should
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8:28 pm
Umm… Harrison ford is a real American Actor. And we like him; he’s a friend of ours. See: http://christwire.org/2011/04/harrison-ford-portrait-of-a-christian-hero/
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8:53 pm
Talk to your little buddy she is the one who calls him a guido not me Hitler Youth Minister
And no I want stop calling you all Neo Nazi’s because what you spout is the same shit different day
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5:39 pm
Hey shit lord did you even watch that sinful first movie? Hand Solo (who is a character not a person…I see satan did not pick a smart one)shot the character GUIDO who with a name like that is obviously a dirty italian catholic.
Get it now?
PS All catholics are evil. that are closet gay satanists…all of them. Only truly holy protestants can make it to heaven…well except those dirty methodists with their sprinkling instead of full babtism!
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1:28 am
I’ve got a bad feeling about this!!!
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7:43 am
That what you and your retarded cult’s (yes I am calling you a cult deal with it) crap out?
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4:50 am
that last photo is Lieutenat worf from Star Trek not akbar. and allahu akhbar means: ” God is Greatest” nothing to do with death to christians.
Hehehe, I get it, his whole site is a joke right? No one is that stupid to take such a poorly written and researched article seriously. This is a joke right? It’s got to be.
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3:53 pm
well the guys said Jedi are terrorist and sith are the good people … either he is for an imperial; america or either he is blindly stupid or he is joking
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5:01 am
Best troll on the net!
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11:51 am
I’m not sure if this website is serious or not. Might just be one big troll. If people really believe this stuff then I am very concerned about the nature of people in this country and am not surprised why there is stigma attached to the word “America” in the rest of the world.
By the way I am a white, Christian raised American and Veteran of the United States Marine Corps and I speak Arabic as a second language because I am not an ignorant individual like the members of this website seem to be.
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3:58 pm
Most of the american people in USA learn a second language so they can communicate to the world seems that these wacko have a problem by learning new language
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2:00 pm
Doesn’t seem like you’ve learned any language.
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9:58 pm
I know french and english sickhead
I even started learning spanish mandarin and japanese
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10:03 pm
Jack of all trades, master of none.
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10:02 pm
I thank you for your service to our country, and for fighting the evil abroad. It seems like you took the advice of “know thy enemy” to heart.
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12:14 pm
From looking at the comments from “members” of this website, they all seem to be active around the same time. I’m willing to bet this entire site is a troll and that these responses are in fact one guy posting on multiple accounts and not actually individuals that really believe what they are saying.
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1:16 pm
We are real. The fellowship is strong.
http://christwire.org/2011/04/laweekly-attacks-freedom-of-religion-calls-it-%e2%80%9ca-joke%e2%80%9d/
look around, we are posting 24/7
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10:38 pm
real indeed. real morons.
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5:42 pm
how do you know we are not all real people posting things we don’t believe in…or that we are figments of your imagination posting the things that you secretly believe to yourself? Or that we are computer sub-routines posting stuff to inflame humanity. OR we are the inspired hands of god posting the holy truth on this dirty scum filled internet to save your evil soul?
Did I just blow your mind? Put down the hash pipe and pick up the bible…amen!!!
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2:55 am
Unlike you welfare recipients, we mostly have jobs (the exception is Auggie, who is a successful retired entrepreneur) and if we post at the same time it is probably after work when we finally have time to witness to the wicked.
You should look into this “work ethic” thing, it might make more responsible and less liberal.
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8:17 pm
This is way off topic but how do you post multiple pictures in your articles?
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8:31 pm
By having a brain and understanding HTML and other computer languages WOOPS nope you cant understand that it has to all be in ENGLISH because god knows that it is the only language you people understand.
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8:37 pm
Susan,
Have you had your new chrisTwire modem installed yet? That upgrades several features and adds twitter and Bing.
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10:41 pm
So shit lord it looks like youll be staying with us for a while…oh goodie! I shall have to remember to pray for your soul tonight.
Your right I do not speak html or any other heathen languages that they teach in modern school. I prefer to speak in the modern english language that God almighty created 6,000 years ago.
No August I have not yet recieved my modem yet in the mail. who should I call to get them to male it to me?
I prefer not to have twitter or a bing. I know that twitter is one of those evil homogay agenda social sites where where homogays recruit new members. I prefer to keep my old lady parts untouched by the tongues of evil lesbionic whores.
I do not know what bing is but unless it is bing crosby I think I prefer not to find out.
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8:48 pm
Star Wars is the movie about Johnny fighting giant bugs with Dougie Houser and Jack Nickleson.
I don’t recall some of these other characters.
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9:03 pm
Im just going to post a few links because well any worded argument at this point my hurt my brain dealing with you
Episode 4 (first Star Wars movie produced and released)1977
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/
Nope don’t see Johnny, Dougie Houser OR Jack Nickleson
Episode 5 released 1980
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/
Damn again don’t see these people she is talking about am I blind!!!
Episode 6 released 1983
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/
Arrrgggh still cant see them wait maybe they were in the second set of movies Episodes 1-3
Episode 1 released 1999
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/
Nope lets check the next one!
Episode 2 released 2002
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121765/
Nope damn only one more chance Blanche before I gotta call you out on this one!!
Episode 3 2005
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/
Damn I am sorry Blanche but the correct answer is no and I am sorry but you are a tool and an idiot have a nice evening with Susan coming up with more bull shit to gossip about and think its real
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10:43 pm
no I think that one was Tremors or Joes Apartment
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10:54 pm
You’re right. I cant’ keep these things straight.
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2:58 am
Now THAT was a wholesome, all American movie, except for the coed shower scene.
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2:54 pm
that was star ship troopers
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9:39 pm
Sorry about Blanche, Mr. President. She has a really hard time keeping her movies straight and who’s in them. She seems to have Jack Nicholson confused with Michael Ironside.
I do believe that in one “articles” she once referred to the subject as looking like “that one actor from that one movie”. She couldn’t remember which was whic then either. 
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12:36 pm
You are a small-minded idiot. Only an ignorant Christian would have such moronic beliefs. All Christians are just selfish, corrupt, and blind to all factual evidence. You claim yourselves monotheistic, yet you give deity status to two separate individuals. On top of that, one of these “God-like” beings is so selfish, he has two different birthdays that your faith celebrates. You’re all idiots. I’d tell you to rot in Hell, but seeing as such a place doesn’t exist, you’ll live out your narrow-minded life until your family buries you in the ground and moves on without a tear. Oh yeah… IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO RISE FROM THE DEAD! Idiots.
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12:43 pm
Truly, I can’t tell the troll from lolcow in this article nor the comments.
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1:13 pm
OK, so in your analysis, you say that Darth Vader and the Evil Emperor are the equivalent to Bush and Cheney? OK, then – I guess you are right!
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1:24 pm
He is not evil. The terrorists only make him look evil because he is trying to stop them to protect his people.
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5:44 pm
history or sci-fi in this case is written by the victors, since the evil terrorists won in this story they wrote the history (screen play) of the storry so we only see the twisted view of the rebel scum. No where in the movie do you see Darth Vader delivering flowers to the orphans of Alderan! We dont se the LAVISH reservation that the sand people of Tattooine live on when they are not beating up droids or shooting at pod racers! You dont see any of that because the rebels dont want you to
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11:18 pm
Yes, it was nothing but a six series propaganda piece. They want little children to believe in the force instead of in Christ.
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8:16 pm
Umm yes because there are so many people out there that worship the force…..
They are six movies about a fictional universe and people fighting for freedom under a imperialistic empire that over threw a republic (group of free thinking beings that voted and discussed the best path for those involved). If you want a working model look at our Congress made up of senators that represent their respective state.
By the way the Imperials that you guys so love and defend worshiped the force as well just the darker side that approves of wanton murder and genocide.
so you guys don’t misunderstand wanton
wan·ton (wntn)
adj.
1. Immoral or unchaste; lewd.
2.
a. Gratuitously cruel; merciless.
b. Marked by unprovoked, gratuitous maliciousness; capricious and unjust: wanton destruction.
3. Unrestrainedly excessive: wanton extravagance; wanton depletion of oil reserves.
4. Luxuriant; overabundant: wanton tresses.
5. Frolicsome; playful.
6. Undisciplined; spoiled.
7. Obsolete Rebellious; refractory.
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4:42 pm
Oh…god….can’t….breathe….laughing….too…much….
But all joking aside, you kinda screwed up on this. Firstly, I doubt Osama ever watched Star Wars since it was made in the US. Second, the comparisons in that one chart are mixed up. And finally, Star Wars was awesome but anime will live forever. Ave Satanas!!!!!
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11:53 pm
You’re pretty well spot on, August, and I would add further that the Irish are among the terrorists, and have been unleashing their evils on the good white people of Northern Europe since the 19th century.
“1883 – Irish [men] had previously conspired in New York against life and property in England. On March 15th a dynamite explosion occurred in the local government offices; in Glasgow a large gas meter was blown up, and other outrages were planned. On March 31 the detectives arrested six Irish [men] on the charge of being implicated in dynamite plots…One of the conspirators turned State’s evidence, and gave a clear account of the plot.” page V of http://international.loc.gov/service/gdc/scd0001/2003/20031212008ti/20031212008ti.pdf
They even tried to support Nazi-Germany in WWI:
http://www.firstworldwar.com/bio/casement.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Casement#Irish_revolutionary
And they are indeed sub-par:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/csl6033l.jpg
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12:08 am
You can delete my above comment.
You’re pretty well spot on, August, and I would further add that the Irish are among the terrorists, and have been unleashing their evils on the good white people of Northern Europe since the 19th century.
“1883 – Irish [men] had previously conspired in New York against life and property in England. On March 15th a dynamite explosion occurred in the local government offices; in Glasgow a large gas meter was blown up, and other outrages were planned. On March 31 the detectives arrested six Irish [men] on the charge of being implicated in dynamite plots…One of the conspirators turned State’s evidence, and gave a clear account of the plot.” page V of http://international.loc.gov/service/gdc/scd0001/2003/20031212008ti/20031212008ti.pdf
They even tried to support Nazi-Germany in WWI:
http://www.firstworldwar.com/bio/casement.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Casement#Irish_revolutionary
And they are indeed sub-par:
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/csl6033l.jpg
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10:19 pm
“They even tried to support Nazi-Germany in WWI:”
Ummm…World War I Germany was a monarchy under Kaiser Wilhelm II. They were not asking to support Germany. They tried to get Germany to help THEM. Did you even READ the the links you posted. Here’s a little snippet from your own link.
http://www.firstworldwar.com/bio/casement.htm
“With the outbreak of war the following month Casement similarly hoped for German assistance in gaining Irish independence from Britain.
With this in mind Casement travelled to Berlin in November 1914; once there however he found the Germans reluctant to undertake the risk of sending forces to Ireland.”
They offered to assist Germany by attacking England and it’s territories in the British Isles ONLY. Trust me, if you had read the articles, you would have noticed it was self-serving.
“…if Germany would sell guns to the Irish rebels and provide military leaders, the rebels would stage a revolt against England, diverting troops and attention from the war on Germany.”
Germany was fighting on a few more fronts than just England. They saw through his plan though and backed out of the negotiations. Germany had this need to look…..benevolent.
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10:25 pm
I agree Maniac58….the Irish are terrorists worse than Nazis.
Praise click for you.
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10:53 pm
“…the Irish are terrorists worse than Nazis.”
No. The NORTHERN Irish “nationalists” are the terrorists. Even with the many, MANY years that this holy war of sorts has gone on they STILL haven’t killed anywhere NEAR as many people as the Nazis did.
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11:00 pm
“they STILL haven’t killed anywhere NEAR as many people as the Nazis did.
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Why did you put a frowny face after this statement? Are you wish the Northern Irish had killed as many people as the Nazis? That is horrible and you should be ashamed of yourself for having such thoughts. I will pray for your evil mind to be cleansed.
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11:11 pm
The Irish are a smaller country and per capita they have murdered far more. They are truly inhumane. And possibly cannibalistic. Did you not read or see Patriot Games?
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11:13 pm
“Are you wish the Northern Irish had killed as many people as the Nazis?”
You are pathetic, Bruce. The frowny face is for all the MILLIONS of people the Nazis killed. You can’t even compare the IRA with the Nazis. They have absolutely nothing in common. Different motives. Different tactics. The Nazis’ intent was to eliminate an entire RACE of people. The IRA is actually fighting for reunification with Southern Ireland. The only thing the two had in common was that they were both fighting a “holy war” of sorts. (Well, at least that’s what the Nazi’s SAID anyway.)
Bruce, I told you before to stay in your own league.
(Let the INSULTS begin.
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11:23 pm
“Did you not read or see Patriot Games?”
Did you not realize it was FICTION?
) *sigh*
“The Irish are a smaller country and per capita they have murdered far more.”
Somehow I’m thinking that if you added in the number of Polish, Russian, British, French and AMERICAN people that the Nazis killed, the scale would tip a little the other way, Mr. Weisz.
As for the Irish being cannibalistic…..BE REAL!!! You are really reaching with that one.
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11:30 pm
There are thousands of possible Irish cannibals alive today.
http://alexanderpearce.blogspot.com/2008/12/bbc-film-to-feature-irish-cannibal.html
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10:26 am
Everyone has covered all the obvious INACCURACIES in this stupid article. In fact I am sure this must be satire because it is so ridiculous and I am probably wasting my time.
I would like to note though that the picture you have in this article is a FAKE. Luke was clearly photo shopped into the place of Han. So everything from start to finish about this article is a big load of crap just like Christianity.
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12:23 pm
August, is the character jarjar binx a hermaphrodite?
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7:44 pm
Worse, (he/she) is Jamaican.
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12:39 am
For you doubting liberals, I’d like to mention that this false religion called “The Force” is sweeping communist Europe. This harmless little movie is really written and directed by a Jew who wants to take Christ out of the government.
Look what is happening overseas:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon
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12:52 am
Vanilla you have done lost yo damned mind.
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10:19 pm
sure it’s soo cokmmunistic that this religion doesnt hurt anyone in any form
they don’t even ask Money neither
They don’t attack anyone who are “infidel”
SO pelase tell me what is communist about this religion ?
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9:26 am
It’s not a false religion dude, it’s fiction! Star Wars is fiction, so is the force….
The islam is real, and so is al qaida, so you tell me what to be worried about, fiction or fact!
Fucko…
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10:22 am
Wow. You idiots are dumber then you thought. How the hell did you make the connection between Star Wars and Al-Qeida? Star Wars happened in SPACE when Starships and Alien planets. And furthermore, the picture have of Admiral Akbar is ACTUALLY Commander Worf from F**KING Star TREK. Get yor facts straight before you post dumbass stories. Comparing Star Wars with Al-Qeida is like comparing Doctor Who to Communism. You are all a bunch of F**KTARDS !!!
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11:11 pm
Story Of Starwars MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Episode 1: Anikan is born a slave on Tatoien *Im sorry for my spelling* The Jedis, who are people who are trying to make peace in the galaxy far far away,
they are attacking the sith, also use the Driods.
Epsiode 2: Main role “Obi-Wan” a jedi, The GOOD guys, find that they have a mysterious ORder for a Army of clones,
Episode 3: Aniken becomes Darth Vader or Dark Vader, The Good guys get betrayed. The Saddest Installment.
Episode 4: Im not typing the rest.
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11:20 pm
Typical liberal, a liar and a quitter.
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10:06 am
How dare you say the Irish are terrorists. Do you honestly think that the whole of Ireland agrees with what the IRA or the Irish Mob have done in the past half century. The IRA have completely lost sight of their original goal, which was to drive the English out of Ireland. If you had a country opposing you by taking away your freedom, taxing you to death, and put you under a martial law state, wouldn’t you want to rebel and fight them too? I know this is a satire site, but seriously, get your facts straight before you go off accusing a country of people, who will gladly kick your sorry, no-good, arrogant, redneck asses, of being terrorists. And again, you are all F**ktards.
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9:40 am
Have you ever thought about writing an e-book or guest authoring on other sites? I have a blog centered on the same ideas you discuss and would love to have you share some stories/information. I know my readers would value your work. If you are even remotely interested, feel free to send me an e mail.
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7:42 pm
This is the best shit I’ve ever read.
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7:40 pm
Again intimidation through fear and misinformation. The only reason people follow sites like this is because they can not think for themselves.
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9:40 am
First off: Allah hu akbar means: God is great, not death to christians. i know, I read the koran and I know a lot of muslims.
Second: Admiral Akbar Is not a God like leader of the rebel forces. He’s just an ADMIRAL, leader. nothing godlike about him. In star wars faith, drawing a picture of him is forbidden? hahaha, where did you get that in the movie?
and then this:
shakespeare klingon The Rebels in Star Wars Inspired Bin Laden Terror and 9/11
hahahah, klingons are from startrek you moron, and that picture you have of “admiral Akbar” well dude, that aint akbar! that dude from startrek too….
And final: Star Wars is Fiction, and so is the religion “the force”
Al quada is REAL, and so is the Islam… what’s even more real are terrorists radical muslims. nothing wrong with islam, only something wrong with radical muslims…. and offcourse the currupt goverment of every country in the world….
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