• Today Is International Shoot-A-Mexican-If-He-Flies-A-Foreign-Flag-On-Our-Soil day

    May 5, 2011 3:35 am 59 comments

    America is a Christian nation. We follow Christian ideals as well as Christian law. Part of that law is that our flag shall be respected by both legal and illegal immigrants from other countries. The constitution allows us, as citizens, to defend our land from any threat, domestic or foreign.

    Today is a day many Mexicans will be celebrating a non-Christian holiday, their independence from France. That is fine, of course, unless that celebration takes place in a land where Mexicans slaughtered hundreds of Americans at the Alamo, which was the 9-11 of its day. The first terrorist to attack America were indeed from Mexico.

    Is allowing them to celebrate their holidays and wave their flags in our country akin to allowing Muslims to celebrate the next terror attack in Times Square?

    The answer is yes.

    Why are we not allowed to shoot these people? This is nothing less than an insurgency and they should be dealt with like we did the rascals in Iraq and Afghanistan. Christwire believes the National Guard should be called in such celebrations in our homeland, lest the rape and murder caused by these roughians be impressed upon good Americans minding their own business.

    As you can tell from the chart above, the instances of muggings rise significantly on the fifth of may, or ‘cinco da mayo’ as the terrorists like to call it. They steal money from Caucasians to buy booze and drugs to fuel their rape fest.

    Christwire calls on Formerly-thought-to-be-Kenyan President Obama to respect the constitution and provide military support to local police this day, in order to curb the wave of crime before it happens. No doubt he will continue to support the liberal agenda and instead take down the fences as a ‘goodwill gesture’.

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