Velma: Great Fictional American Hero
BACKGROUND
Velma Lilly Dinkley is the brains behind the Scooby Doo gang. If you watched cartoons from 1969 to the present then you are well aware that the scooby doo gang is a rag tag group of meddlesome teens who go around solving mysteries of the occult, instead of being motorcycle riding rough scallions or worse inner city thugs.
You are most likely also aware that the group is comprised of members of every un-christian and un-American bunch you can think of. There is Fred the ascot wearing, butt sex loving homosexual who is the leader of the group. His prized whorelot Daphne who is an ex cheerleader/sorority girl/stripper. And the duo of dirty hippies Shaggy who is obviously perpetually stoned on marijuana and Chrystal Meth; and his faithful but equally doomed to sin companion, Great Dane Scooby Doo. Scooby is a talking dog that is only understood by Shaggy, which is an obvious allusion to Shaggy tripping on mushrooms. The Show often reveals the duo to have the munchies.
But in the sin treat of a show is revealed to be one true warrior of christ…VELMA!!!
Velma – what a good christian name. I knew many Velma’s growing up. Unfortunately they are all dead, as I will soon be.
When other members of the gang run away from malevolent specters of Satan and other members of the dark occult underbelly of mystery she runs toward them to unmask them for the homogay creepy child molester next door that they are. For this I commend you Velma, and make you the second “Great Fictional American Hero”!
HISTORY
Velma Lilly Dinkley is a fictional character in the television animated series Scooby-Doo. She is prone to losing her glasses usually after falling off while being chased by the villain. She wear a baggy orange sweater, short pleated skirt (A little too short if you ask me), knee socks, and Mary Janes. She is seen as the brain of the group.
She is well educated and an expert on many things including ancient Viking writing. She even had a career at NASA as a research scientist.
Unfortunately, Members of the liberal homogay fanbase of the Scooby-Doo series have speculated that Velma is a lesbian. But in later movies, including the second Scooby-Doo film, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost and the Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated series, show Velma having a heterosexual interest in various men, including most recently Shaggy.
Velma tried to clean up Shaggy and get him some help, but it failed. As a good christian woman she tried telling Shaggy what to eat, what to wear, even what to say. But ultimately Scooby’s initial reaction was anger, jealousy, and a sense of betrayal, from his assumed homogay bestiality partner, Shaggy. Velma (repeatedly) gave Shaggy an ultimatum, he had to choose between them, finally Shaggy chooses Scooby.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
10:42 pm
Scooby Doo more like Scooby Dont. I knew they were evil, a bunch of kids running around without parental supervision. I’m sure they all came from fatherless families and the mothers were out whoring around ,too busy to take care of the children.
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12:14 am
exactly, your catching on jugglo
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3:20 pm
Do you know the true origin of Scooby Doo?
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11:48 pm
Wait so you said she went from a lesbian to someone who sleeps around will a lot of guys….sounds like your every day christian all right.
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12:21 am
learn to read. liberals ASSUMED she was a lesbian. But she is not. There is a difference between dating and screwing around. Perhaps your mother should have learned that difference and we would be spared you.
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2:34 am
Bad form Susan B Xenu… If they were not meant to be they would not be here… That’s just mean and cruel. Harsh comments don’t prove anything except that you have nothing intellegent to say.
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2:48 am
I LOVE Velma…that naughty librarian look…short skirt! I bet she could really turn it on ya when the lights go off!
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6:28 am
I think Daphnie and Fred were engaging in premarital fornication. “Hey, Velma, you, Shaggy and Scoob go way over there, miles away, and check out spooky old man McGuildaCuddy’s dilapidated mansion that will probably fall on your head. Daphnie and I are doing to check out this hotel over here with the vibrating beds. See ya’ tomorrow!” – Fred
That has no place in a children’s cartoon.
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7:06 pm
Exactly! As I said a Homogay and his whorelot. I believe the official term is Fag Hag. That is a woman of loose morals used my gay men for anal sex when no other man is available. Of course Shaggy was available but he was a dirty hippie, and even homogays have standards.
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4:57 am
yes it thats the best kind
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2:29 am
So would masterbation be premarital sex? who cares, they aren’t sayin,:hey kids youknow what would be fun? Sticking your penis in a girls vagina… or in a man’s anus…” they are solving mysteries, high or not, they always got the culprit!
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5:53 pm
Oh my gosh! Really? They are a children’s show. There is no homosexuality, nor drugs, nor sex of any kind! I have watched this show since I was a child. This is a load of horse crap.
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6:23 pm
Lauren, on the surface these shows seem so innocent, like a hitler youth video. What could be wrong with a movie about smiling blond children? But underneath is a subtext, a message, corrupting impressionable minds. Leading them to attack the Republican conservative ideals that founded this country.
I praise Christ that you have found this site to help you understand the hidden threats to the Christian family.
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7:07 pm
well said sir!
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7:30 pm
Ahh yes. so we bring hitler into the mix. I am a Christian, a born and raised southern baptist. yeah, i know my road has been a little dark and rocky at times, but I have always came home to Him. This is a laughable site. Scooby Doo is a children’s show. There. That’s all it is and ever will be. My good friends on the Darkside have been having a good ol’ laugh at this site. It is a joke. How did we go from Scooby Doo to Hitler?
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7:44 pm
The same way we went from Reagan to Obama. It’s a slippery, slippery, deceptive slope, not unlike the one so many are on from this world to hell.
I’ll pray for you.
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8:18 pm
Yeah, alot of people are going to hell, but i can see some of those views on Christ. To look at the world today with all of the murderers and rapists, i can see where they would turn away and say “He is never there when He is needed.” But it is like i always tell them, we will see who is right when the end comes. Either there is no God and I just lived a better life than you, or there is a God and you are going to Hell. Either way, it’s a win win situation.
Sincerely, Lauren<3
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2:26 am
I’m sorry, but i believe that Jesus was the only perfect person that walked this earth. 100% man and 100% god… We can’t judge others based on their personal dicisions that they have made. if they haven’t been shown the true way, and just judged from the beginning, who’s to say what’s right or wrong? who would want to become like who they are being judged by? Everyone makes mistakes that even God forgives… So why are we so quick to judge before they have a chance to redeem themselves or have a second chance to correct what mistake they had made?
Jesus didn’t even confront Judas while they sat at the table together. Yes he may have been ashamed, but Jesus still loved him regaurdless.
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8:22 pm
Just imagine how the homosexuals must laugh as they see your children watching their propoganda. And when your children grow up to be gay or terrorists, don’t be surprised.
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3:03 pm
I grew up watching Scooby Doo. And I haven’t seen an article about the Black Veil Brides… Email me at sutured.heart@yahoo.com when you decide to look into it
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2:31 am
Don’t be so quick to judge, Ice Van Winkle. Just cause God doesn’t agree with what Homosexuals do doesn’t mean he doesn’t love them.
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6:09 pm
the darkside? like star wars?
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2:59 pm
hmmm. No the darkside as in darksiderg.com
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2:20 am
well said lauren. I agree with you. I love Scooby do lol.
nice to hear someones opinion much like my own 
Ice Van Hinkle: about the whole Hitler thing, fact is, i watch stuff about hitler all the time. so i’m more interested of the fact that the man was borderline genius/pyscho. doesn’t mean i want to become a nazi and start killing all the people that are mixed europeans or brown people…
B@Lauren: I also am a Southern Baptist
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9:35 pm
That velma is an ugly lesbian. I wouldn’t fist that. Yuck. Ever her butch hair cut screams lesbian. You’d have to be high on pot all the time like shaggy to find her hot!
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6:06 pm
sadly that in the most intelligent poopanator comment I have ever read!
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1:39 am
How do you think Scooby talked? I’ll give you a few hints. It’s a plant; they all have partaken in an action involving said plant.
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5:00 am
hell yeah ppl r talking about me without nowing me i feel loved XD
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2:13 am
did anyone ever think that maybe someone just thought of a funny cartoon??? i loved this cartoon. til this day i watch it. I’d rather my step children watch Scooby Doo, Tom and Jerry, or Laverne and Shirley compared to today’s cartoons. so they indulged a little. Isnt’ that between them and god? really tho? it’s a cartoon… they weren’s showing eachother smoking a joint, homosexuality or beastiality. The simple fact that Shaggy chose Scooby over Velma is cause Dog is man’s best Friend. Fred was The Good looking leader and Daphne his girlfriend. really, some people just read to much into something rather than enjoying the simplicity of what this cartoon was really made for. ENTERTAINMENT.
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