Wedding Pics from Bruce and Claires Wedding
I just got the wedding pictures that I took with my Kodak 7600 back from CVS. I hate to post pictures before the lovely couple do, but I know that there has been so much controversy here about the couple that I had to post them.
Here is an image of the lovely couple at the wedding rehearsal.
This is a picture of the lovebirds making out after the rehearsal dinner. That is one of Claire’s “friends” with a beer. No Christians participated in drinking that night.
You may now kiss the bride!
Posing for pictures after the kiss
Here is a picture of Claire in her lovely and very fashionable swimsuit at the after party at brother Weisz’s house. Unfortunately he had to refill the pool after she jumped in, further more she obviously had not yet read may article on the Swimsuit Sin Season!
Thanks to the unbelievable technology that abounds today, CVS was able to make a picture showing Bruce and Claire in the future!!!
As you can see here, the love of both Bruce and Jesus Christ has managed to get future Claire to slim down, prolonging the happiness that they will be able to share long into the future!
BEST WISHES BRUCE AND CLAIRE!!!!
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
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7:26 pm
What, I didn’t get an invite? C’mon, I’m not feeling it Claire!
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7:37 pm
Perhaps because it’s all a lie. After all, Bruce doesn’t even know my middle name or my eye color.
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7:41 pm
unimportant! only love matters!
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7:43 pm
Remind me again why your husband committed suicide?
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7:49 pm
uncalled for
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7:52 pm
your just upset that bruces manhood can not penetrate your countless layers of blubber!
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8:05 pm
Claire, you are just pwning that old hag arent you? I am maybe your biggest fan, and no NO!! its not uncalled for! She has asked for someone to bitch her back!
Keep on trolling this bitch! And if bruce dont love you, divorce him, then he is a divorced man (THE BIBLE DOSNT FUCKIN APROVE) and he is going to hell.
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8:10 pm
Its never a lie if its good in God’s eyes. And surely putting your lesbian ways behind you is good.
Accept the Lord dear Claire, and start pumping out those good Christian babies soon (as you disgusting obesity will likely kill you before the age of 30).
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8:22 pm
Brian, shouldn’t you be whacking off to the sight of your elderly neighbors having sex?
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11:07 pm
Also, the fact that every picture looks completely different and one of them happens to say “CollegeHumor” in the corner.
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7:37 pm
I believe Bruce issued an open invitation:
http://christwire.org/2011/05/may-20th-a-holy-day-before-the-rapture-a-wedding-for-claire/
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8:09 pm
Oh my, and there I was, committing the sin of disappointment. I do apologize Susan, and to you Bruce of course, and, surely Claire you’ll accept my heartfelt congratulations.
Marrying a good and true Christian man will cure he lesbo out of anyone (except maybe Courtney Love!).
I hope you have many, many, good and true Christian babies.
And if you move to Arizona, send those children to Arizona State as everyone knows that the University of Arizona is nothing but a covey of lesbians and sodomites!
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8:46 pm
I think L.N. is already an alumnus
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7:31 pm
Worried about Swimsuit Sin Season? You should be. arm yourself by reading these articles:
http://christwire.org/2011/05/ready-for-the-swimsuit-sin-season/
http://christwire.org/2011/05/attack-of-the-satan-scepter-during-swimsuit-sin-season/
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7:57 pm
“your just upset that bruces manhood can not penetrate your countless layers of blubber!”
Am I going to argue with a woman who can never use the correct form of “your/you’re”? Yes, I am! You’re just upset that your Alzheimer’s is getting worse and that just this morning you got lost in WalMart with your pants off.
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8:47 pm
pants off yes, lost no
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11:09 pm
Lulwut
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10:07 pm
Dear Susan,
God came down from heaven and told me to help you… with your spelling! “You’re” and “your” are different, and you keep using these two incorrectly. It’s making the baby Jesus cry…
I hope this little demonstration of how to use this word correctly will help you, as it has helped many many others: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling
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10:10 pm
If I didn’t make mistakes homogays like you wouln’t have anything to whine about
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10:32 pm
OH, I have plenty to whine about. PLENTY. For one thing, why did God make gays? I understand why God made lesbians, but why gays? And also, why is my dog gay? Why is the sky blue? Why aren’t you wearing any pants? Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? And WHY OH WHY can’t you spell ‘you’re’ when you mean to say ‘you are’ instead of ‘your’?
Maybe it’s because of some childhood trauma, like when you were little and your mother touched you where you pee; I’m sorry that happened to you. My gay dog is also sorry, and maybe someday when you learn how to spell you can tell us all about that sad sad day…
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11:45 pm
God made homogays? Next you’ll be telling us he created Pamela Anderson and Muslims! The gaysexuals have a choice and if they lack the self-discipline to stop gorging upon each others’ manfruit, then they can choose to undergo relaxing aversion therapy in a loving Christian environment. But no, these Nancy boys deliberately shun the slight tingling sensation experienced during electro-shock treatment for fear it may mess up their feminine hairstyles. How can God help you if you won’t help yourselves?
Incidentally, Susan’s omission of certain commas and her ironic conflation of suffixes is a brilliant reference to Thomas Aquinas’ original Old English texts which dispensed with effeminate syntax altogether. That did make me laugh Susan – well done!
Grammar is all well and good in its place but obsessing over it is a peculiarly homogay affliction. I have no doubt, Christopher, that you and your pedobear friends frequently indulge in those repulsive Syntax and Scatter Cushion parties so popular in gay ghettos of Manhattan. May God forgive you.
Heaven preserve us all! If you only applied your anal retention to your private life then you might well be saved. Instead I expect you open yourself up to all and sundry like that poor Jesuit girl in Last Exit to Brooklyn.
Shame on you.
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12:25 am
I am so glad that you “got” that, heathens are incapable of subtlety.
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12:32 am
My gay male dog humps the neighbor’s (also gay?) male dog in its face, and that’s on the good days. I think my dog is a satan worshiping homo, and I don’t know what to do! He loves rainbows and Lawrence Welk… Whenever I take him anywhere he finds other males dogs and starts humping away. There are no Christian relaxing canine aversion therapies offered at any church in the entire San Francisco bay area. I think we need this, and grammar awareness, maybe in the same group, to help good Christian people with poor spelling and gay dogs to find Jesus.
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12:34 am
oh yeah, I ‘got the subtlety’, but the tequila didn’t.
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6:58 pm
Not only is tequila a drug but it is from Mexico. You need to come to church with us dear.
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10:23 pm
I’m sorry I couldn’t make it to the wedding. Where should I send the gift card from Wal-mart too? Now that Bruce is trying to make Claire into a God fearing Christan woman hygiene is going to be an issue. You can never have enough soap to was out the smell of 402 cats.
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12:26 am
lets hope she doesn’t spend it all on cat treats
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12:45 am
I work at a wholesome 9-5 job, making a measley $300,000 a year and I still can’t seem to keep up with Claire’s cat treat habit. She spoils those devil beasts.
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7:00 pm
Have you thought about selling a few each week to your local Chinese restaurant?
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7:14 pm
I hope someone sells your grandchildren to a Chinese restaurant.
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7:16 pm
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11:04 pm
you are a disgusting whorelot, I am so sorry for you Bruce
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11:12 pm
Hey, you say fucked up things about my cats, I’ll say fucked up things about whatever you may hold dear.
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11:48 pm
I’ll pray for you Bruce and your burden to bare. I can only hope that she dies giving birth.
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2:42 pm
“I can only hope that she dies giving birth.”
Too bad you didn’t die giving birth, whore.
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2:57 am
Damn Bruce! That bitch is FAT! I like how you got a hand o’ some titty in that one picture, way to go! Ya’ll should play 7 seconds. Thats where she tries to buck you off and you try to stay on!
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7:02 pm
Please Mr. President, Claire is a dirty sinning whorelot but she is married to one of our flock no, please be a bit more respectful
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11:49 pm
Go back to Kenya, and take your healthcare with you.
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8:26 pm
You guys are fucking morons. That could, be anyone. Dumb asses.
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6:31 pm
What a moving wedding that was. It is always a blessing when a hopeless, empty woman finds a man to give her life meaning and structure. I am sure that this love will be strong.
Congratulations Bruce! Best Wishes Claire!
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7:53 pm
Why does a woman need a man to be ‘useful’ and to ‘give her life sense’? Why is the woman only useful when giving birth or cooking? What about all the female doctors, teachers, researchers, artists, historians, etc. that day by day make our lives better and more enjoyable? Do they not count?
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8:23 pm
Yes, there are many smart amazing women out there. But this is an article about Claire and Bruce. Please stay on topic.
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4:44 pm
No. I won’t. Because you are a bunch of horrible, sick people. You can’t stand people who think different from you, and when your poor peanut brains run dry of well-built arguments and/or witty answers, you procceed to bash those who you consider a pest.
YOU are the real pests here. Bunch of elitist, racist, homicide bible-eaters!
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4:52 pm
Are you some Meskin or somethin’?
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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5:05 pm
she is definitely something
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6:12 pm
I’m a Muslimah, but that’s not the point. Is it that your arguments are so weak that you must bash those immune to your reasoning?
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9:51 pm
They look so sexay! I masterbated to the thought of them making babies!!!! MMMM.mmm.m.mm… fat fucks are hawt! You can fist between those flab roles. I learned that from my uncle Tony. I fist his back rolls and its like fisting a new poopie hole every night!
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11:51 pm
Poopanator, if you try hard enough Bruce may let you have Claire. You guys seem to be on the same intellectual level. And with a Butt as big as hers, well…I am sure you will have your fill.
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2:52 pm
If I had to choose between marrying Popanator or Bruce I’d pick Popanator at the drop of a hat.
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5:06 pm
hod do you think that makes bruce feel?
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5:48 pm
Hopefully the fact that I’d rather marry a fecalphiliac would make him kill himself.
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5:58 pm
claire? really? If you heard that he’d killed himself you would be so sad
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6:06 pm
But he wouldn’t be sad if I were to die in “childbirth”?
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1:27 am
A close source managed to hide a camera in the Honeymoon suite after Bruce and Claire’s wedding. Is Claire ‘planking’ or copulating?
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2:08 am
Oh Mother, I am afraid that image did not come thru
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3:29 am
How odd – one minute it was there, the next it was gone. Much like poor Bruce’s libido I expect. I shall try again…
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3:44 am
Oh dear lord the horror! the horror!!!!
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2:49 pm
Posting photos of you and your father is just unnecessary, Theresa.
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5:07 pm
you liberals like to talk about how we turn things around on other people but look at you claire! look at you! turning this filth back on Mother, how dare you!
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5:46 pm
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6:00 pm
thank you for the music but how is that relevant to the discussion?
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3:55 am
Yes – the ‘Tart of Darkness’ to extend your metaphor…but at least Claire managed to shed a few pounds so she could fit into her honeymoon lingerie.
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5:12 am
Claire did look very beautiful in that photo. I only wish that the hotel had not run out of flour that night, or it would have been beautiful. I promise that soon we will consumate and create a beautiful white, Christian child though. I will probably be like the people on those “social” sites like MyBook, FaceSpace and Twitster, just posting photos of our beautiful baby nonstop. Forgive me if I do.
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5:08 pm
I think we will all understand!
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8:30 pm
I think it’s funny, how it’s different people in every photo. You guys are fucked up. Why would you make up such a lie?
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8:50 pm
Lol thank you this improved my mood lol. Thank you truly. And Clair if u really did marry him…. Antifreeze in the coffee over several years…. Adds flavor… Just saying lol
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9:20 pm
No, I did not really marry him. I’ve never even met the fucker. But if I ever do meet him I’ll remember the antifreeze thing.
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9:28 pm
I’m glad to hear you have a brain. Small plastic explosive on the engine block. Lots of fun lol
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