Why was Jordana Brewster Out-Trending Bin Laden? (photo sex proof)

Senator August Weisz
• ChristWire
May 2, 2011 3:02 pm11 comments

I’m kind of new to the internets. I don’t have the twitter or the Facebook or the wikipedias, but occasionally I will check and see what’s “trending” as the kids call it.

So last night when heroic Americans finally sent Osama Bin Laden where he belongs, I decided to check the lists of what was trending. I expected to see Osama, Obama, Pakistan Etc. on the top of the lists. To my surprise and amazement I was wrong, the top trending subject was someone called Jordana Brewster. I needed to know more, who was this person and why was she more important than 9/11 justice?

Jordana Brewsteris a half Mexican half American born in panama to an American male and a Brazilian father. She then rode affirmative action programs all the way to Yale where she got a BA in English.
However the big shock is how she prostitutes her body to disrupt young males from their Christian responsibilities.

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Here she is hiking up her skirt to expose her sin to bathers.

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Turning tricks on the streets, notice the hooker shoes.

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A picture of her driving, probably stole it from her “John”
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A photo shoot ad for her sex

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Hot girl on girl action, a common tactic in snookering young Christian men.
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Her post sex orgy lollypop picture for girls gone wild.

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Pre-incest pic with twin sister. The actual sex was too disturbing to show.

We are happy she has chosen to keep her body fit and firm for her future husband, but unless she gets her act straight quick no Christian male may want her.

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11 Comments

  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    The import given to this trollop is certainly due to the slobbering left wing-nuts crying in their beers and tired from defending their messiah.

    As always, you beat the snare drum of the populus heartbeat. Fantastic investigative work, August.

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  • “I don’t have the twitter or the Facebook or the wikipedias”

    Wikipedia is a website; anyone can access it.

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  • It is so hard to detect Mexicans sometimes. If she showed up in my church, I wouldn’t be alarmed at all!

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    • And you would be alarmed if somebody very obviously Mexican showed up at your church?

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      • Remember Claire, these fools think only white people can be Christian. All others are doomed to Hell.

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        • homogay orgie

          well, someone’s gotta go to hell…

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      • homogay orgie

        no, when we notice them, we hand them a mop.

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  • The Holy Spirit has moved me to minister to our nation’s troubled youth, to which end it is vital that I view these awful photos of Miss Brewster’s sexual relations with her sister, even though I know it will sicken my very soul. I am familiar with the sacrifice required to combat Satan, and do not quail like some war-fearing libtard. Please share here, or email to me at rblunt@senate.gov. Thank you.

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  • This woman I’s goroguse and has got a dagee from a school you all could only dream of going to so stop being one track minds i wouldn’t notice I’f she walked I’n your full of shit you would pop a hard on and i know looking at pics like that eats away at my souls and i sin but I’m willing to make that sacrifice for the combat are you kidding me that’s just you can look at porn and feel better about your self you all sound so hippacritical I’f your gonna post somthing don’t sound stupid when you do it

    P.S welcome to the Internet :)

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