WoW: World of Whorecraft

Susan B. Xenu
• ChristWire
May 27, 2011 4:02 pm45 comments

Even if you don’t play it, you have heard of it. Even worse one of your friends or maybe even a child has fallen victim to it’s evil stranglehold. It is marketed as a fantasy game where you play online with characters of Elves, Orks, and Trolls. But my research has uncovered the deep dark secret to World of Warcraft(also referred to as WoW)…and it’s PORNOGRAPHY!!!

Many Christians know that the word “fantasy” often means sex and every one knows what “Role Play” is. It is dressing up like a police officer and beating your partners behind like it was a minority!

With “code words” like that actively being used to describe the game it is no wonder that use of said game has led to such vile and disgusting images as these below.

WARNING:as usual all women and children should be asked to leave the room before viewing any of these images. I can not be held responsible for the eternal souls of weak individuals


In this picture two sinful sluts prepare to pleasure each other with their lesbionic tongues. Obviously not fully immersed in WoW they are still recognizable as human beings.


This dirty Worelot is a little deeper into the Wow world. She is an Elf that is undoubtedly looking for some Ork sin stick to fill her gaping hole of sin.

Here we see a human woman that has fully succumbed to the temptations of World of Warcraft. She has stripped herself bare and applied green paint to make herself look like an Ork, as that is the only way that her 20 something boyfriend can get his Satan Scepter ready for her to commit sin with.

Luckily for humanity and Christiandom most women have enough respect for theirselves that they will not allow themselves to be used as cheap whores for the amusement of computer bound nerds and geeks too addicted to WoW to leave their masturbatoriums in their parents basements. For this level of perversion the nerds have to use computer graphics to design sickening images such as this one.


That’s right images of bestiality and inter-species sexual acts abound on porno sites dedicated to the smut peddling of WoW.

DON’T GET ANY IDEAS CLAIRE! BRUCE IS WATCHING!


I don’t even know what’s going on here!


In this disturbing image a red headed whore elf is bent over like a common five dollar whore by a green…aquaman…ghost or something…I don’t know what’s going on but it sickens me!


In this final image a buxom young orc is tied up awaiting to be BSDMed by some nerd.

Now your probably thinking that these images are shocking enough, but let me assure you…it only gets worse! These are the most family friendly images I could find! Any image search of “world of warcraft porn” will set your eyes and possibly soul ablaze with images of 3 foot long ork sin sticks filling the massively gaping holes of well endowed female subspecies. Many of the images have the females well endowed flesh treats splattered with the baby gravy of untold creatures.

It is truly sickening and disgusting that our children and young adults are being exposed to this. Worse yet…
YOU MAY BE PAYING FOR IT!
That’s right. First you have to pay to buy the game, then you have to buy the expansion packs, and you have to pay for a monthly subscription! You may be paying to have your child’s soul stripped away for outright sale to Satan!!!

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45 Comments

  • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu

    If you don’t stop your son NOW his wedding night may look like this, disgusted by human women, and adddicted to fantasy smut!80927633.jpg

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    • I don’t blame this kid, I wouldn’t want to be raped by the slutty next door neighbor girl with herpes either.

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  • World of WarCraft you say… Sounds interesting. ;*

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    • Im sorry to say but are u people fucking stupid wow has nothing to do with this u fucking idiots this is a rip off and if people are so fucking stupid to get addicted and ruin their lives then they shouldnt play it fucking idiots fuck sakes !!!!

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  • The 4th from the bottom looks like Lady Gaga. Doesn’t surprise me.

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  • “That’s right images of bestiality and inter-species sexual acts abound on porno sites dedicated to the smut peddling of WoW.

    DON’T GET ANY IDEAS CLAIRE! BRUCE IS WATCHING!”

    How dare you imply that I would take the innocence of an animal like that! You bloodless bitch! Then again, I shouldn’t blame you, I should blame your Alzheimer’s. You can’t help it that your brain looks like Swiss cheese and you have sex with your next-door neighbor because you think that he’s your deceased husband, or that yesterday you walked into the post office with a loaded shotgun because you thought they were trying to sell your house.

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  • This filth is on the internets?

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    • Tyson Bowers III

      These images are overboard.

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      • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu

        overboard for internet sin or Christwire? Shall I dial down the smut?

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        • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu

          My apologies for introducing this level of smut, sorry to anyone who is offended by these images

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          • Oh no show us more you find the best porn you ditz

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        • The internets are a filthy place Suzy. It’s important that parents know this exists.

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          • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu

            I suppose I am a victim of my own lack of computer savvy. I suppose next time I will have to get my grandson to help me copy the picture and edit it…but then I would have to put the picture somewhere else to link to it.

            but wait…wont I be a smut peddler after that!

            the internets so confusing…

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          • Then why are you on it if you hate it

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      • jashinlover36-botdfman jashinlover36-botdfman

        omfg thee r more then 1 internet lol

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  • “Masturbatoriam. Ha! Absolute brilliance. But with your penchant for making up words, constant desire to expose us to sinful images, and a few other tell-tale signs I’m beginning to suspect you’re not an Xtian at all — but rather a Scientologist!

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  • I assure you that my sons will be getting no where near any sicko who plays this dangerous game.

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    • Susan B. Xenu Susan B. Xenu

      great fathering skills sir!

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    • First off I would.like to.state…you are.absolutely the most retarded person I have ever heard of. Second i would like to note.that Blackfell is my character name for world of warcraft. WoW has nothing to do with anything pornographic and saying so is libel. Further more I’m surprised that Blizzard (The games company) hasn’t sued you yet. You just need to let yourself die…it would be better for the whole world…of warcraft.

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    • The game isnt dangerous it you bastered!

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    • Saying that WOW causes people to watch porn and be unable to deal with real like is like saying that nuns existing is the same. Look at cheerleaders and sportsm there is tons of porn for almost anything. If you look it up, you will find porn centered around nuns and priests as well. If you can think it, someone on the internet has posted it. I know it’s sick, but it is true. Even Catholic school girls have been dishonored.

      What you found were images from the porn version of WOW which was created by other people. None of those images were actually from the game. The digital images you found were from a game called Second Life. Sick people take ideas from the game and twist them. It is the game players themselves who turn it into a devilish and sinful thing. My brother is a devote christian and he’s played the WOW for years. He has no interest in porn and leads a very moral life. Another friend of mine also plays and I have played before.

      I’m sorry that you found such terrible things when you looked up WOW, but that’s not how it really is. Some people just have problems and can’t resist turning something nice into something satanic and gross.

      P.S. Lady Gaga is in none of these images, but she is still yucky.

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  • BarackObama

    Wowm thanks alot. Biden has been locked in his office all afternoon since looking at this…we don’t even know what he’s doing!

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  • First off, all those pictures came from sites that blizzard entertainment has labeled attack sites, illegal, and are even trying to take them to court for the corruption of their ideas. Also fantasy means a world with mythical creatures and magic. Also blizzard uses the money they earn to help countries in need, such as japan after the earthquake. Also Blizzard has strict rules that ban sexuality of any sort in game, and they will ban anyone who breaks them. Also one of the lead story designers is a christian.

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    • Also every story that exists or any game, people will take it an corrupt it. That doesn’t mean that its the same people doing it. If anyone want to see what the real wow is then go to http://www.worldofwarcraft.com, http://www.battle.net, or http://www.blizzard.com
      Any other site is probably someone trying to make money off of twisting other peoples property in evil ways. It is sickening what people would do. But if you look up bible porn it would come up with a lot of awful stuff, that does not mean that they were made by the same people. Satan tries to corrupt everything, and a true christian would not just base their ideas off of stuff they see on the internet, they would find out by actually going to see for themselves. I have no desire to see any of those images because, in reality, those sites probably have viruses on them, that could harm my computer, and STEAL my wow account by means of key-loggers and other nasty viruses. If you want to see the real wow (WORLD OF WARCRAFT) then visit http://www.worldofwarcraft.com
      and take a look at this http://us.battle.net/wow/en/blog/3250016
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  • Also here is a cinematic that has NO PORN. http://us.battle.net/wow/en/media/videos/?keywords=&view#/cataclysm-intro

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  • this is the closest thing to porn the World of Warcraft really has.
    mage02-large.jpg

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  • The pictures in the article that look like they are from in game are actually using an illegal add-on that modifies the game in ways that go against EULA.
    Also people should look at this http://us.battle.net/en/community/conduct

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  • visit here please http://us.battle.net/en/community/conduct#violence

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  • Definition of fantasy = http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fantasy
    Definition of Role playing = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Role-playing

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  • I do not think that the author of this article intentionally used false information. In fact the internet can be a confusing place, and since anyone can put anything they want on it, Satan uses it for his own wicked deeds. So that is why you don’t believe third party information on the web. Also the devil can warp anything man creates, and so everything that goes on the web, somebody will take it an make evil things out of it and put a bad name on the original.

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  • Susan please take some rope, tie one end around your neck, tie the other Ed around a tree of similar structor, stand on a bucket, and then jump off. With any luck u willdie and it will hurt.. Thy is unless you really are Satan and u manage to travel down to hell, to bring forth your demon army

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  • If there is anybody who plays wow how about we just start telling everybody we know that the Christians have declared war on blizzard!

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  • Susan u chose the rong game to attck an now the entire world hates you why dont you fucking die along with ur fucking christan friends!

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  • get your facts straight this article is about a pornographic website that is not in any way affiliated with world of warcraft or blizzard in any way get your facts straight i’m fucking atheist deal with it but even i fell bad for all the regular christians that have to deal with retards like you

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