14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You

Stephenson Billings
• ChristWire
June 25, 2011 3:00 pm366 comments

As corrupt legislators and activist jurists take a machete to human dignity, it’s important that we remind ourselves of the very worst aspects of the homosexual agenda. Be warned, however, these are things radical activists don’t want you to know. They will riot, they will bribe, they will attack life and liberty to hide these profoundly upsetting activities. Today let us pull the curtain back on the gay world for a horrific look at the beginning of the end of traditional morality in America today. What follows is not something for the faint of heart.

1) Homosexuals bleach their anuses.
“It is not clear if the Anal Bleaching technique is meant to cover up bruises or lashes from hardcore sadomasochist sessions that the homosexual often engages in. It also fits into the recent trend of online sex dating sites, where people post close-up photographs of their various sexual organs in an attempt to attract a mate. A boy with a pretty anus may be more attractive to the dominant homosexual.” –Anal Bleaching, For the Sodomite Who Wants to Look His Best.

2) Mutual masturbation is the primary reason for gym membership.
“The steam room is where the most offensive homosexual action takes place. Keep your gaze steady and straight ahead. Eye contact with another man can be mistaken as encouragement.” –Are Steam Rooms Safe for Heterosexuals?

the homosexual agenda3) “Homosexual Marriage” will usher in an epoch of international terror.
“‘Gay weddings’ will be the new codeword for bestial displays of chintz and pop, bare flesh and sweaty fornication. Who is the bride? Who is the groom? Will it even matter when plentiful champagnes and civil rights speeches muddle guests’ minds? The beautiful notion of a honeymoon will be redefined as an exercise in international scandal, where homosexual couples travel far and wide to expose their nasty wares to the underprivileged. They will pack suitcases full of dildos and lubricant, pornography and women’s wear, as teaching tools to the muscled young men of third world countries.” –New York Inches Closer to Legalizing Bestiality and High School Homosexual Recruitment.

4) Heterosexual women are far less likely to get married if they socialize with gays.
“All this time spent around gay men comes at a cost. When the firm, bass tones of masculinity command such a young woman, she will long for the shrill call of the homosexual. When asked by a heterosexual male to be the quiet but pleasant companion at business functions or family dinners out, the girl will rebel. This is a litmus test of just how far off course she has gone.” –The Fag Hag: How a Girl’s Misguided Friendship Choices Can Lead to a Lifetime of Loneliness.

the homosexual agenda5) Same sex desires are purposely being spread from humans to the animal kingdom.
“Same-sex activity does not occur naturally in the wild world. It does happen, however, in caged environments like zoos or private homes, just like gang rapes in prison. Following the idea that pets seek rewards from their owners, there is a good possibility that rabbits are simply showing off for their voyeuristic homosexual masters. They hope to garner a treat by offering up a visible affirmation of a radical human lifestyle choice.” –Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats?

6) The radical liberal agenda of early television shows lured many youngsters into the dark world of promiscuity.
“It was only to be expected that our lonely boys exposed to these conflicted times would succumb to the nagging Golden Girls agenda. These were slender, unathletic children who were left out of the fun militarism of the Reagan years. The show lit a match which enflamed their intense physical urges. With the utmost cruelty and immorality, The Golden Girls seized upon this opportunity to cross the hormonal wires of America’s lost generation.” –The Golden Girls: How One TV Show Turned A Generation Of American Boys Into Homosexuals.

the homosexual agenda7) Gay bars operate along the same principles as Muslim terrorist cells.
“America’s gay bars serve to falsely legitimate a notorious lifestyle choice. Across grimy pooltables and busy urinals, over cigarette ashtrays and fruity mixed drinks, the worst schemes to corrupt everything from traditional marriage to the age of consent laws are hatched by these relentlessly perverse plotters. They are all about sex. Sex all the time.” –Sweat, Sodomy and Radical Socialism: A Shocking Look Inside America’s Most Dangerous Gay Bars.

8) Today’s youth generation is using sex as a weapon to destroy American values.
“The promiscuous sexuality of the twink population poses the gravest danger to the younger generation of Americans. These streetwalking libertines have been known to entice many confused and lonely boys into this lifestyle by making it seem ‘hip’ and ‘cool.’ The modus operandi of the twink is a highly sophisticated pantomime of flirtation. They can be aloof and disdainful one moment, and then suddenly seductive the next.” –Twinks Versus Bears: How Vicious Infighting Threatens to Undermine the Homosexual Agenda’s United Front.

9) Hardcore sodomy is the most common way same-sex adherents achieve gratification.
“Over time, the power bottom will come to be defined by his rectum. His anus will become a sort of personal occultic shrine, a thing he cares for constantly, pampering it with talc, deep cleaning its pipes and even whitening its ruddiness through medical procedures. He will spend night and day thinking of the reproductive organs of his past and future conquests, memorizing girth and length, curvature and angularity, foreskin and stamina.” –“Power Bottoming,” The Most Disturbing New Trend in American Homosexuality.

the homosexual agenda10) New York Magazine is a hotbed of secret homosexual propaganda.
“Their coverage is so unprofessionally and flamboyantly biased it truly begs the question if this rag should arrive in one’s mailbox in a brown paper bag with parental advisories stickered all over. Or better yet, serve it up over a bartop with a complimentary junior-sized condom and a Farsi-English dictionary.” –A Disturbing Look Inside the Mind of a Sex-Addicted Homosexual Hipster.

11) The foulest excesses of sexual congress known to mankind are held among a highly exclusive group known as the “bears,” but the mainstream media refuses to investigate them.
“When darkness comes, these places become bestial, carnal paradises. These men will sneak off behind palm trees to unleash their wildest natures. Phalluses will be exposed with prideful beckonings. Windy shorelines below the starlight encourage like-minded vacationers to join the intense action. The murkiness allows for surprise sodomistic encounters. Animalistic roars cut through the noise of waves crashing. Broad leaves are plentiful to scrape clean the crusting remnants of a fruitful encounter, preparing the bear for the next cub who unwittingly wanders too close to his meaty paws.” –Gilligan’s Island and the Birth of America’s Homosexual “Bear” Scene.

fashion design hurt so good12) Glee is intentionally recruiting children into the world of homosexuality.
“Instead of a real world high school, we have a fantasyland of happy, shirtless teens hanging out in the showers or dancing on million dollar stages. Why must the producers of this show have so many shots of the football team in the locker room? They’re constantly dropping their shorts and jumping into a steamy shower, showing off tight biceps or lathering themselves all over with a fresh bar of soap. Is this some crafty attempt to appeal to the homosexual segment of the show’s audience?” –What Every Parent Should Know About The TV Show Glee.

13) Rachel Maddow is a liberal, a lesbian and a lousy newsreader.
“She smirks and guffaws her way through every newscast with an ersatz humility. She is like a schmaltzy Catskills comedian, desperate for a few claps of pitying applause as we anxiously make our way to the bar. At the end of the night, we must acknowledge that she’s just as responsible for the flaccid tuna casserole of bad ideas as her bosses in the Obama administration who serve up the steaming plates of Biden talking points, bastardized health studies and blog posts from the perpetually unemployed. Liberals gorge themselves on this overpriced buffet meal with reckless abandon, blind to the fact that they’re genuinely putting the future of America at risk.” –What the Liberal Media Can Learn From Rachel Maddow’s Christwire Scandal.

the homosexual agenda14) Cat ownership is a sad substitute for healthy, Christian relationships.
“These are ungrateful and unresponsive animals that spend their days lazing around the house from one spot of sunlight to the next. They contribute very little to family life and tend to shun your attempts at friendship and training. Many an individual has come home to find their last roll of toilet paper mockingly destroyed by these little monsters. They practice a loud and proud promiscuity while discouraging their owners from forming their own real human relationships. Let them in the door and they will run your life.” –The Dark Underside Of America’s Obsession With Cat Ownership.

 

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366 Comments

  • The Comedian

    //1) Homosexuals bleach their anuses.//

    Porn stars do the same thing, jack-ass, it isn’t exclusive to gay people.

    //2) Mutual masturbation is the primary reason for gym membership.//

    Why? There’s no point or reason for it other than to be kinky, but that can applied to ANY scenario with ANY kind of couple. Let’s say Jim and Daisy went to the movie theater late at night. No one’s around, so the two do it. Are you going to make the claim that people go to the movie theaters to have public sex now?

    //3) “Homosexual Marriage” will usher in an epoch of international terror.//

    How? Because they’re happy? You’re just afraid of gay people getting married and being happy because they’re different and you hate anything different.

    //4) Heterosexual women are far less likely to get married if they socialize with gays.//

    Again, how? I can see that happening if they do nothing BUT spend their time around gay people, but where are the studies and facts and numbers and research that proves that compares unmarried to married heterosexual women when the women spend their time hanging out with gay guys?

    //5) Same sex desires are purposely being spread from humans to the animal kingdom.//

    You DO realize that there ARE in fact gay animals that are in the wild, right? They just aren’t as common because they lack sentience, and they’re driven by the instinct to live and reproduce. They don’t have the same kind of complicated feelings as humans do, thus gay animals aren’t likely to happen, but it still CAN.

    //6) The radical liberal agenda of early television shows lured many youngsters into the dark world of promiscuity.//

    No it didn’t. That ‘article’ you linked to is already a bunch of bullshit. You took a show that was aimed at old women and tried to say that it caused young men to become gay. You don’t ‘become gay’ or ‘lure someone into becoming gay’, you either are or you aren’t. Few times is the decision to become gay ever made, and that’s by people who are sick of the opposite gender shooting them down for so long or just having bad relations with them.

    //7) Gay bars operate along the same principles as Muslim terrorist cells.//

    No they don’t, and now you’re throwing in racism in there as well. Gay bars are no different than straight bars, with the only difference being there are gay guys who go there to hook up with other gay guys for gay sex, but considering how straight guys go to straight bars to hook up with straight women for straight sex, it again means that it’s not exclusive to the homosexual community.

    //8) Today’s youth generation is using sex as a weapon to destroy American values.//

    And how does this have anything to do with homosexuals? No really, what does the younger generation being idiots about sex have anything to do with homosexuals.

    //9) Hardcore sodomy is the most common way same-sex adherents achieve gratification.//

    That one only makes sense when you consider that there’s only two holes a dick can go into on a guy and one of them is required for breathing.

    //10) New York Magazine is a hotbed of secret homosexual propaganda.//

    Translation: you think New York Magazine is bad and anything bad is also gay, thus the New York Magazine is gay. Again, your thought process, not mine.

    //11) The foulest excesses of sexual congress known to mankind are held among a highly exclusive group known as the “bears,” but the mainstream media refuses to investigate them.//

    The point? The mainstream media also refuses to cover S&M clubs unless it’s a police drama. There’s all types of people that the mainstream media doesn’t investigate because they don’t give a damn.

    //12) Glee is intentionally recruiting children into the world of homosexuality.//

    Translation: Glee is bad, and anything bad is also gay, thus Glee is gay. That sounds a bit familiar.

    //13) Rachel Maddow is a liberal, a lesbian and a lousy newsreader.//

    Liberal? Yeah. Lesbian? No. Lousy newsreader? You’re confusing her with yourself Stevie.

    //14) Cat ownership is a sad substitute for healthy, Christian relationships.//

    ‘I hate cats! I want all cats gone! Garble farble gah!’

    You know how Claire keeps asking you for your license or whatever that proves you are an investigative journalist? It’s because of shit like this. EVERY single one of your ‘sources’ was just some bullshit blog post you made and each and every single one of them has the exact same problem: You just make shit up. There’s no proof, no logic, no research, no numbers, you just find someone who agrees with you, point your finger in their direction and say ‘he’s right thus I’m right’ without even checking THEIR sources. Hell, EVERYTHING in here was even a quote from your bullshit ‘articles’ because you can’t bother to provide actual information.

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    • anxiousalready

      #15: They’re deeply closeted and disturbed writers for a homophobic blog called Christwire.

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      • You got that straight, these two lard ass preachers are worse than a whore at a revival. These two paedophile Jesuits are judeo christain worshippers, besides have delusions of grandeur.

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    • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

      did you just say Rachel Maddow is NOT a lesbian? she admits to being one! she is proud of it! look it up for yourself because you do not even deserve the 5 seconds it would take for me to look it up

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      • The Comedian

        Huh, so she is. Well then, I’m wrong on that, I just figured that due to Stevie’s irrational hatred of anything liberal that he’d just insult her. He hasn’t been right about much else, and I don’t give two shits about Maddow, so I never knew.

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    • Do I look naïve to you? Do you really want me to go through all this once again? You don’t even take the time to read my articles, let alone meditate on my insights. No, you’d rather just rush to the clicking section and post your fruity little outrages, always trying to get attention and upvotes. Is your life so full of shame and terror that you need affirmation like this?

      Clearly, you are outgunned in this intelectual fight, you know I have the data, the statistics, the Bible teachings and the faith of billions behind me. What do you have? Your nutjob anarchist terror cell of freaks like Claire who think everything you do is such genius. You’re a pervert who is not only destroying this Christian website, but you’re destroying America.

      And yes, homosexuals do indeed color their anuses!

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      • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

        Im sorry.. I still can’t get over that the comedian thinks Rachel Maddow is a straight woman… I guess thats why they call her “The Comedian”

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        • The Comedian

          Don’t even go there jackass. I’m a guy. I made a mistake and admitted it, odds are Stevie got lucky.

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        • Clearly, he’s not the sharpest stick in the woods, Matthew!

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          • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

            (I almost died but it felt great.
            Faking perfection wasn’t worth the wait.
            I may be easy, easy to hate.
            But you’re so fucking easy…easy to break.)
            and like ur God u will break! hahahaha the quote brought to u by Jeffree Star

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          • The Comedian

            I’m sorry, but who’s the one who makes spelling errors every time he makes an article? I do believe that would be you.

            Who’s the one who doesn’t want to share his proof? You. Who’s the one who acts all high and mighty with his hatred? You.

            YOU sir, should not be talking about intelligence WHAT so ever. If you even had an inkling of what intelligence is, you’d realize that you have NONE.

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          • LOL SO MUCH BUTT HURT!!!

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      • The Comedian

        //Do I look naïve to you?//

        No, you look stupid, naive implies that you don’t know better.

        //Do you really want me to go through all this once again? You don’t even take the time to read my articles, let alone meditate on my insights.//

        When your ‘articles’ are full of bullshit there’s no need to ‘meditate’ on them. All this is, is nothing more than a simple index of your complete and total bullshit.

        //No, you’d rather just rush to the clicking section and post your fruity little outrages, always trying to get attention and upvotes. Is your life so full of shame and terror that you need affirmation like this?//

        Considering how you’re the one who’s jealous of me getting upvotes, YOU are the one who’s trying to get attention. Jackass, I help BRING the people in to your bullshit, you should be thanking me! You’re getting your attention come hell or high water, it just so happens that the attention is people pointing their fingers and laughing at you.

        //Clearly, you are outgunned in this intelectual fight, you know I have the data, the statistics, the Bible teachings and the faith of billions behind me.//

        Prove it asshole. If you have those numbers, bring’em out. To hell with teachings and faith, the only thing that matters in this godforsaken world are numbers and proof, two things you are ALWAYS lacking. You want to claim you’re a licensed journalist? Prove it.

        The fact is you can’t, you’re nothing more than a coward who has an immense hatred for the people and technology of today and rather than embrace it and go along with it, you try to hold it back, because you can’t possibly fathom a world were there’s more than one ideology about how the world works. You fight it by calling it evil, and you hope and pray that you can find others who want to reverse progress just because you’re uncomfortable living in this world.

        //What do you have? Your nutjob anarchist terror cell of freaks like Claire who think everything you do is such genius. You’re a pervert who is not only destroying this Christian website, but you’re destroying America.//

        What do I have? I have facts, I have proof, I have common sense, I have the knowledge that you’re nothing more than a stupid, fat, old bastard who hasn’t amounted to anything in his life and knowing that every single time you try to make yourself some kind of threat, that I swoop in, fuck up your efforts, and laugh hysterically at you, a broken down, beaten old fart who’s completely against technology and the advancements of it.

        //And yes, homosexuals do indeed color their anuses!//

        And what did I say about that? That porn stars do it as well. Fuck, it was the first thing I even said, that bleached anuses wasn’t a gay-specific thing while you try to pass it off as being such.

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      • Francie Floyd

        It makes me so sad to see someone spread such hate under the guise of Christianity. This is NOT Christ-like. I will be praying for your eyes to be opened.

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      • Your articles are as crappy as the bible you use to reference them!

        You be better using a god damn Archie magazine!

        You suck! No homosexual pun intended!

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      • I just colored mine PINK!

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      • Seriously? There are no such things as wild gay animals? Just look up “animal homosexuality on Wiki – every major class of animal (insects, mammals, birds, and reptiles) exhibits homosexual behavior in the wild. This is exceptionally true for male giraffes, who often form long term bonds with each other. Insect homosexuality has an actual mating advantage as it cleans out the older, less viable sperm in preparation for actual mating. Not to mention, the all-female species of lizard that reproduces without a male sperm donor. Moving onto more intelligent creatures, you have dolphins and elephants that also form long-term homosexual relationships with each other.

        Need I continue? If you don’t believe me, observe it your own self. I personally witnessed two male dragonflies mating with each other just yesterday while I was on a walk.

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      • You have neither data nor statistics.

        You have the faith of millions, maybe

        You have about 1/32nd of the Bible”s teachings.

        I do not color my anus. I’ve never even heard of that before reading this article.

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      • “Billions” Lol no. Try at most 200 people.
        And you would know what homosexuals do with their anuses?

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      • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        “All this time spent around gay men comes at a cost. When the firm, bass tones of masculinity COMMAND such a young woman, she will long for the shrill call of the homosexual.”

        ‘Command’?!?!?! I thought that happened only in like, Saudi Arabia…

        And why is it that christian fanatics are so sex-fixated, particularly on gay sex? Hmm.. Freud would have a field day. :)

        Oh my God, this is the funniest thing I have ever read, i hope this is meant as a joke because it can’t be taken as anything but!! Thanks for making me laugh, long and hard (no pun intended). If a good laugh prolongs life, you just gave me like, 5 years! Phahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

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        • Keep in mind, these are conservatives. They’re used to their women scrambling to them at their beck and call, like something out of a cheesy fetish porno.

          And I completely agree with you. If Freud could bypass the writers’ terrible grammar and spelling, he would indeed enjoy dissecting these people’s minds.

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      • And yes, homosexuals do indeed color their anuses!

        How would you know that? Have you asked a gay man?

        One man being fixated on a another mans anus seems kind of… I don’t know…. Gay?

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        • norrie mAy-welby

          How dare you! If God had meant men to be fucked, He’d have put holes in their asses! Hallelujah.

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      • @ Stephenson…..”Glass Houses”! Opinions are like assholes…everybodys’ got one including you!

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      • I am a gay man and have never colored my anus, didnt even know people did that, but im sure you did ALOT of photo research in finding this info, Furthermore no matter how much you try to fight GLBT rights you will never be rid of us and we will continue loving each other, creating our families, bar hoping, pride marching, and getting many jobs before a straight man/woman would because we are more devoted to what we aim for!

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      • Religion has been used since the beginning of time as an excuse to belittle, control and kill. More people have been killed in the name of God then over wars for territory or resources. It’s still happening today in the middle east, and you and others like you are using a few lines in Leviticus to destroy the family and lives of people who happen to be different from yourself. Why don’t you use Leviticus to go after people who eat shellfish? Wasn’t that also an abomination? Or people who mix different fibers in their clothes; that was mentioned there too.

        My theory is you are obsessed with homosexuality because you have those tendencies yourself. You are probably a hypocrite like all those righteous pastors that end up in the press exposed by a gay prostitute.

        If you really want to do God’s work, why don’t you do some charity; feed the poor, help the elderly and go on a mission to Africa to help those who need help.

        Your article makes it seem like gays are aliens here to conquer the world. Gays just want to be left alone; to live their lives in peace and prosperity.

        Keep spreading your hatred in the name of God and you will drive others away from God.

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      • okay fuck you stephon even if you did have the support of billions i would still fight against you religion is nothing but a tool to you at christ wire to control the minds of americans who believe the filth you call articles here oh and by the way leave people to their own lives there of no concern to you.

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      • Why would he spend time reading your articles since you don’t seem to invest much time and rigor writing them?

        But you know what I don’t want to see you mad and I would add write a sci-fi novel it would be hilarious!

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      • This is a FINE piece of troll blogging. It was a great read. Two fat, hairy, anus-probing thumbs up!!! And if you ever want some firsthand experience getting your anus examined, don’t call me. :)

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      • If this article being at all accurate is me being outgunned in any intellectual fight then well.. i would rather be in hell

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      • Dear sir, I am a homosexual yet I do not colour my anus! You claim homosexuality is perverted etc yet the bible of which you have obviously studied also says slavery is perfectly acceptable? So are you also saying we should still have a slave trade?

        You sir, are a malicious, nasty piece of work who spreads hatred against their fellow man using religion as an excuse to do so. Grow up, get real, and look at the real facts you homophobic prick!

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      • I am gay. My partner is gay. I found this article hilariously flawed. BTW we have never bleached our ass holes. I can’t imagine it would be a pleasant experience or why anyone would.

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      • Ok, first you say all gays bleach their anuses, now you say they colour them too?

        You know what, i’m thinking neon green today! :D

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      • ill have u know im gay an i have NEVER colored my asshole

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      • I would like to see the statistics. I did not see any in the article, and I am genuinely interested. I am a straight woman in a relationship with a straight man. I hate religion, not because I don’t understand it, but because of slurs like this. I will read everything you give to me, I just would love to see some proof of your argument. If you cannot provide it, I will assume you are just as juvenile as the article above and leave it up to stupidity and this “God” you seek to show you that real men don’t hide behind text with little-to-no fact. I AM younger than you, and so far, it seems I have more education than you. I also, don’t appreciate the random racial slur, but again, provide me with evidence, and I will bow respectively.

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        • There is a link at the end of each notation that leads you to a full article full of references, Biblical readings and all the scientific data you will need. I would often caution you that you sound pretentious by demanding such information without doing the slightest bit of research yourself, not even bothering to click on a link (are you a novice on the internet?).

          As a woman, and a young one at that, you must learn that the only way you can be successful as a wife or a mother is by opening up your ears and stop being so impractical and bossy.

          God bless little lady.

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      • Hey, thanks. I wasn’t all on the up and up on the whats what of being gay. You sure know a lot about gayness mister. Actually you seem to be aware of a lot of stuff I haven’t even heard of, yet and I’ve been out of the closet for well over 25 years! Thanks for all the info! Is there some sort of gay-club-of-america I can locate and join so I can keep up on what I am supposed to be doing as a gay person to destroy other people’s lives? Clearly, I have to start hating a lot of people and for that, I look to you.

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      • im gay and i don’t bleach my anus. I am also against promiscuity. you have no right to generalize and judge.

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      • Stephen, how did you make this BS up? Gay men do not color their anuses. lol People who do porn color/bleach their anuses straight and gay. There is just way too much for me to debunk. All of your assertions are wrong. Every last one is either a conservative talking point (incorrect) or an outright lie. And what is the purpose? Because DADT was repealed Tuesday? Come on man these lies are not really worth the effort.

        I admit there are Hundreds of thousands (maybe) will read this and being uninformed will believe it as the gospel truth. But the truth is, there are far more informed people who simply no longer care about orientation and who believe in gay marriage.

        And for the record, Maggie Gallagher is a self loathing former lesbian who had sex with women when she was younger became afraid and now proclaims to be straight. She wants so badly to believe it herself she fights against her own people cause. all because people like you spew skewed lies like this. You should be ashamed.

        Speak the truth and God will help you. Skew and lie like this, and he will cast you out along with all the other sinners.

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      • Did you mean “intellectual”?

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      • Stephenson how dare you have the presumption and arrogance to tell me what God thinks about my life? You are not God or Jesus Christ, you are apparently not even a particularly learned biblical scholar. The bible was written by man and no man is ever infallible the bible itself tells us that.

        How dare you presume to know God’s mind? How dare you be so full of pride and conceit? Pride and arrogance are just as much sins as anything you’ve listed according to your own holy book. Do you not remember what Jesus said? You complain about the speck in my eye and ignore the plank in your own.

        Whether God thinks the way I live my life is wrong is for him to tell me not you all I know is that being open and honest about myself has made me happier, more content, more fulflled and more thankful than at any other time in my life surely if what I was doing was so aganst God’s will I would be miserable? I love my life, I love my friends and my family and I always will and not even you are going to stop that.

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      • You preach as hard as you can, but your statistical analysis is incorrect. The furthering of our youth becoming sexual deviants is not from homosexuals, but it is present from the countless internet porn addiction. or the simple titilation from countless movies that expose the womans breast or further. Glee has little to do with that. Since gay men story lines have only recently been accepted to be portrayed in the media, you are telling me that from what has happened over the few years in television has fuelled the past century of sexual activity increase.
        Also, as you may be aware that most animals do not have human contact, or are unaware of the activities of homosexuality in humans. How have the homosexual society affected this. For your information, homosexual acts in animals has occured more frequently and has been occuring before humans even existed. I sit here arguing to you, its pointless you dont care. You believe that only you are right. When in fact you are is a mislead creep.
        You are here just to create contoversy, you strive for it. Which im afraid makes you a sad creature indeed. I dont care to judge you in the way you judge everyone else, because in my eyes the only one valid enough to judge you is God.
        Every action you perform, whether you write what you believe to hurting innocent people with your negativity and contreversy. I must ask, you serve a deteriment to the world, are you happy in what you do? For god will judge you from the eyes and hearts of eberyone you meet in life.

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    • ARE YOU FLIPPIN SERIOUS?!?!?! What a bunch of Wives tales! We don’t bleach our asses, we keep them clean,Workouts are for building bodies, if we meet someone nice and go home with them, that is between 2 consenting adults. As far as marriage, we don’t care what you call it, just give us the same benefits as married people- Taxes, insurance, wills and children.Women not getting married cuz of gays: Really?!? tthen these women must have an insecurity complex, I am gay and alot of women I know are married.
      Promiscuity: all teen agers have hormones and are sexually active, put your cowgirl panties on and deal with it rather than hiding in the closet…and no cake for coming out. #14…I own other animals besides a cat (a Horse) We get our love from pets as it is rare to find a relationship. Since when are we actively recruiting??!?!? REALLY?? There’s no propoganda from us “Join our world Luke, come over to the dark side!” We do use a rainbow credit card, thats because we spend money and we fix up broken down neighborhoods and make them profitable again…Just look @ 5 points in Denver! Nuff Said!

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    • I don’t think “The Comedian” would recognize comedy if it bit him or her on the ass.

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      • You do know “The Comedian” is a reference to the comic book “Watchmen” right?

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    • To support and clarify. Same sex coupling actually happens quite frequently in nature. Some animals are more inclined than others. There may be something to your/ sentience association. Dolphins are very intelligent and are known to rub each other for sexual gratification across gender lines. There are several species of primate that are known to have sexual interactions that disregard gender. Bonobo’s are particularly famous for using sex as a communication method and doing it all the time. There are more, it’s easily researched.

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      • Liberal science may try to justify your outrageous and flamboyant lifestyle choice, but the Bible is clear that male and female are meant to mate both in the human and animal kingdoms. Don’t try to spread your “science” here, buddy.

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    • Is this even for real? gays are traveling to 3rd world countries to promote their agenda? Really? We need to start killing Christians I think….

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  • Tyson Bowers III

    They will NEVER admin that GLEE is their gay version of the Nazi youth propaganda.

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    • Granita Plyant Granita Plyant

      Nor that the Bravo network’s entire “Real Housewives” series is really just a sodomitical parade of “transexual” she-males masquerading as real women.

      As an actual real housewife, I take offense at the morbid co-opting of such a noble and selfless title.

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    • no they wont because it isn’t, the nazi youth was not a television show. it was actually youth recruited by the nazi party in Germany rather like young democrats or young republicans. sent out to do volunteering for the party like for example post things up on walls about how homosexuality and the Jew and the black were EVIL……also they were directed by the party to work at ammunition factories for no wage as part of volunteer work.

      if a show telling people that they are equal is bad then you are no worse than a racist or even for that fact a NAZI.

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    • seriously are people this dumb that because a main character is gay its a recruitment show?! How about the teen pregnancies, drug use, cheating on your wife, spreading hate! yah i can see its all about gays! Ignorant fool,

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      • can we mention the completely stupid shows such as the bachelor or I want to marry a midget or the absolute worst, cheaters. yes the str8 world of television is so uplifting and profound. I must admit watching tbn i feel so enlightened when we are told we should hate. I think Jesus would love those statements.

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    • GLEE supports everyone that is different. It provides evidence that there is an adult world that is not as evil to their children as some parts of this country. That it gives insight into the experiences of homosexual youth that have to live under the repressive culture of homophobia is a good thing. Might even be life saving.
      http://student.vwc.edu/~kmcooke/gay_paper.htm

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      • Glee is all about selling products to pre-pubescents. I find that shameful and wholly against decent parenting. Sadly, one of those products is the homosexual lifestyle, which is a mega business in the US these days. You’re turning a blind eye, my friend, and it’s rather shameful what the end result will be. Also, the show pushes music with illicit lyrics and promotes pre-maritial sex and drugs. I can’t understand how any real adult could support such garbage. Don’t give me that peace, love and acceptance line either. This show is all slick marketing and nothing more. Don’t be a fool.

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        • Alejandro Alvarez

          Wow.

          You deserve a prize for your great investigative work. How about a free massage from a bear? Its on me :)

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          • Alejandro…. don’t waste your time on that slug. But, if that massage offer is still open, I’d like to cash in on that. BTW… I don’t bleach anything. I prefer to keep things natural. Tom

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        • Glee is just bad covers of good songs. The end.

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  • What a great recap. It’s like a greatest hits of your wonderful work exposing the gays.

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      As you know August, I always try to look on the bright side of the utter destruction of the delicate social framework that holds our country together.

      This Gay marriage thing is going to mean the sale of A LOT of wedding gowns. Vera Wang must be in high Kung Pow right now.

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      • Imagine the money that will go in the pockets of the tax collectors and money changers in New York. They instigated this to profit off the gays.

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        • you know were i’m from in Canada we have probably the perfect party for someone like you it’s called Social Credit. go to socialcredit.com. anyways this party hates the jews the gays and the big financiers just like you, i wouldn’t be surprised if you do acctually vote for facist parties.

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      • Granita Plyant Granita Plyant

        And the anal bleaching salons and “fetish” shop profits will overflow!

        I can see the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse on the horizon now: a policeman, an Injun, a construction man, and a cowboy.

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        • no, seriously. Have you ever even heard of an anal bleaching salon?

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        • ok so have you ever heard of pornhub? its a porn site which has a fetish section and, the videos are all of STRAIGHT men and women doing incredibly fucked up things to eachother. there is also a section called anal, again its MEN sodomizing WOMEN.

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        • AvengedCallum

          I think you’ll find the 4 Horsemen of The Apocalypse will be James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Lars Ulrich and Cliff Burton (RIP).
          Metal Up Your Ass \m/

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        • Search everywhere on the web and you will find a lot of things creepy and disgusting all 100% heterosexual… Or I have a better Idea if you don’t want to spend the time searching… Ask you husband…

          By the way I’m not gay so it’s not a way to defend myself of my twisted nature…

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        • YMCA!

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        • Awesome. Oops, I mean fabulous.

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      • Mar’s candies will start selling roofies in M&M packages, to help the homos molest our precious white children.

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        • why Mars candies?

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        • William Hilton

          Really? Are you fucking serious? I thought this was a joke when I first started reading it. Im amazed that there are people this damn stupid walking around in this day and age. What rock did you people crawl out from under? My God, how sad that people actually think gays have an agenda. What the hell? To write an article so stupid and untrue and to actually put it out there for others to see how dumb you are is just amazing. Really

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      • Why the undercurrent of racism here as well? “high Kung Pow?” “injun”? “precious white children”?

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    • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

      exposing gays? Don’t u mean making Christians look like self righteous ass holes with no soul and a spot in Hell!

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      • Exposing the gay agenda should be the sole mission of any good Christian American right after killing Muslims. These Sodomites are defiling the name of our pure Christian country. We created the greatest country in history and these subhumans wants to rub it down with baby oil and caress it’s pooching anus thus raping and defiling it in the eyes of God. And we will continue to feel God’s wrath until it is completely abolished.

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        • if you’re calling for the killing of people based on their religion, your claim to being a christian is exposed as a lie. go back to you master, satan, and beg him to protect you from the light of truth you are so eager to blot out with your darkness and lies, foul demonspawn wretch.

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          • Yes, let’s try to temper the death threats here. That’s not Christ-like.

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          • Billings you are the most un-christlike person I have ever seen!

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          • WHEN YOU POST BLOGS LIKE THESE ITS THOSE KIND OF THREATS YOU WILL GET! THE MAN/WOMAN ABOVE WANTS TO BE RID OF ALL GAYS AND MUSLIMS……SERIOUSLY, HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE, AMERICA IS A FREE WORLD NOT BASED ON ONE RELIGON AND ITS PRIVATE FANATICAL FOLLOWERS THAT BELIEVE SPECIFIC DETAILS THEYVE STRETCHED AND MUTILATED! DO YOUR RESEARCH HOW MANY GAY MEN AND WOMEN ARE IN JAIL FOR MURDER, CHILD MOLESTATION, ROBBERY, BATTERY, BULLYING, ETC , A FEW YES BUT NOT LIKE HETEROSEXUALS IM SURE THE BIBLE TALKS MORE ABOUT OTHER SUBJECTS THAN GAYS!

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        • Considering what this blog is, I can’t tell if this is fantastic sarcasm or if you’re being serious.

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        • Gay and Proud

          “Exposing the Gay agenda should be the sole mission of any good Christian American right after killing Muslims.”
          Where do I begin?
          A. I am Christian, but I am gay as well.
          B. Two of my best friends are Muslims, and they are the nicest people I know.
          C. If there is a “Gay agenda”, it is to promote equality for all people.

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        • Gay and Proud

          Wow. First, I am gay, but also a Christian. Second , if there is a “gay agenda” it is to promote equal rights for everyone. Third, one of my best friends is Muslim. Both him and his parents are wonderful. Even though their religion discourages homosexuality, they still think I am a wonderful person and, in their words, “a true Christian”.

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        • America and everyone in it (Well, the whole world, but America especially) deserve to burn in the lowest circle of hell for everything it’s done and condoned or looked away from. Starving millions, rampant animal cruelty, ignoring rape victims (blaming them sometimes), and that’s just the start.

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          • K is there someone who stalks me on here downrating everything I say just because I said it? Am I that special? Go outside, silly person.

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    • Yes August… I feel like I’m in my 5th season with the summer approaching and time to reflect. Isn’t that what television shows always used to do?

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      • Yes, the good old “clip show”. All of the topics you covered are of great importance today as we must remind what’s left of our once great nation what the gays are really about.

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    • Or exposing himself TO gays.

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  • Number #15
    Gays cultivate a moustache in order to hide stretch marks.
    Thanks for the other 14. This should be required reading at churches and schools.

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    • my name is fuck you

      to make even more extremeist assholes like you?

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  • so stevie is Gay Now seriously the biggest terrorist in USA are the fundamentalist christian end of the story

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  • Mihangel apYrs

    It is well known that cats, rabbits, and other small furries are FAMILIARS of witches. Of the rest, it is clear that young teen boys, feeling the overwhelming call of sensuality, will fall to the dark lust of homosexuality – their lithesome bodies violated, entered by the foe.

    Only purity and celibacy can save them!!

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  • I spent a while trying to decide whether this is an elaborate troll, but in the end I am dismayed to discover that such insane stupidity exists in the minds of men.

    What’s even sadder is that you think you’re doing it in the image of Christ, whereas even a brief perusal of the New Testament would leave one with the impression that Jesus would puke if he knew what you did in his name.

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    • trolllllollllin'

      seriously! i was laughing so hard until i realized that this was not a joke… then i became seriously afraid for our country.
      it’s amazing that people can claim to follow the teachings of one of the world’s greatest, most famous pacifists, and lovers of humanity — jesus of nazareth — and be so hateful.
      disgusting.

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  • I now have 10 mins of my life I can never get back reading this drivvle. How can any sane human being actually believe the stuff he is writing. Talk about writing fiction?
    At first I thought the author was joking, but now think he is dead serious.
    WOW! Just wow! He makes us look like complete morons! Next time you have garbage to spread, please do not do it in the name of straights or Christians. Call it as it is…in the name of stupidity!

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    • Hi Kim, thanks for the note but do you really believing you’re helping anyone by lowering yourself into the muck and discriminating against Christians like this? I think we should be open to honest debate by all means, but your cursing and hyperbole isn’t helping anyone. God bless.

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      • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

        hahahahahahaha no kimmy curse all u want we are all open here and u can lie all u want like the morons that write this shit and remember this site is just for some laughs

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      • Sorry, Mr. Billings, but having read the Bible myself, your words are not Christian at all. Being a Christian is about doing good in the world and kind to your neighbor. Christianity preaches love, not this hate you’ve been spewing. I may not be Christian, but I know this is not what it’s about at all.

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      • Hi billings, thanks for the counter-note but do YOU really believe you’re helping anyone by discriminating against homosexuals and cats like this? CATS? That was so bloody random, having nothing to do with gays at all. Guess what! I have a cat, and so does my girlfriend, and they are both two of the sweetest creatures I have ever come across. I would much rather have the company of my cat, or any cat in the world for that matter, than to know you personally.

        Let me throw a little bit of religious perspective your way:
        You’re a Christian. You believe that your god impregnated a human woman with holy seed so that she could give birth to the son of said god so that this child could grow, learn, teach, guide, and ultimately die for the sins that we have all committed, him having been the one who created original sin in the first place; makes perfect sense. And not only that- you know that you know that you KNOW that you are right, and absolutely could not be wrong at all!

        Guess what?

        Hindus know that they are right.
        Muslims know that they are right.
        Wiccans know that they are right.
        Evolutionists know that they are right.
        Shintoists know that they are right.
        Taoists know that they are right.
        Pagans know that they are right.
        I could go on and on and on and on, but I’m going to stop myself from doing that and finally get to my point-
        KNOW is they key word here. If everyone KNOWS that they are right, but there religions contest with each others, how can everyone possibly be right?
        Five hundred years ago, we KNEW that the earth was flat.
        Half a century ago, we KNEW that the atom was the smallest thing, until we split one open, and this whole mess of crap came out.

        Are you so UNBELIEVABLY arrogant that you can’t even admit that there is even a teeny, tiny possibility that YOU could be wrong about THIS?

        All religions actually stemmed from paganism in the first place. I bet you didn’t know that, and even if you claim you did, you’ll probably just twist my words around in your own head to make me sound evil and demonic.

        The word wasn’t originally religion- it was “Cult”. Why do you think all of you Christians think in the same self-righteous, judgmental ways?

        Your judging and self-righteousness isn’t helping anyone. I would say “Namaste” in counter to you “God bless”, but “Namaste” means “All there is that is good and pure in me honors and salutes all there is that is good and pure in you”

        I see no good in you, billings.

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        • Ezra, why would I be wrong? I have 5,000 years of human history and faith beloved by billions to back me up. I really don’t care what Indians believe. And yes, cats have been known to bring disease and filth into the home and people let them overtake their lives. Just read my previous work on the subject, including, Are Your Cats Keeping You Single?

          Well my young friend, I am so happy that you have come today and I hope this has helped you understand just a little but more about yourself. I will keep you in my prayers tonight little fellow!

          Stephenson

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          • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

            ur always wrong duochebag!

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          • Don’t pray for me. Don’t you fucking dare. Pray for yourself. Only God can judge me, and only God will judge you. He will judge you for doing exactly what you were told not to do in the “holy” bible- judging others.

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          • Oh, and I understand everything about myself. I know everything that I need to know, and I will learn more about myself exactly when I am supposed to. God made cats. Are you saying God made a mistake? There is something seriously twisted about your logic, billings

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          • Listen, I run Christian camping trips for teenage boys. Why don’t you have your Mother email me and maybe we can set something up? It would be a great way to teach your faith in action. God bless little guy.

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            Yes God created everything.. but beings were given free will.. He created Lucifer.. Lucifer exercised his free will in rebellion against his Creator, (The Christian Lord in case you didn’t know)… Lucifer was cast into Hell for his sin against God.. Now we have Satan.. who is on a mission to corrupt man.. He used to apple to seduce man.. He also uses cats to carry out his work as well.. there are many things he can do.. he is responsible for the evil in the world.. and on October 21st, 2011, when Judgment Day is brought upon this earth.. you will see Satan defeated once and for all by Christ Jesus, the only Son of Lord God Almighty.

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            and I might suggest taking Pastor Billings up on his Christian Camp offer… Hes done some wonderful work over the years with young men and I plan on sending my 2 boys there in a couple of years when they are old enough.. )Usually 12 and up is a good age)

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          • See there you go again saying, if your not christian you are wrong, that is racist, sexist, and discrimination which is illegal if you did not know.

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          • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

            no he’s just molested tons of kids and impregnated 47 girls and blamed helpless emo’s, punks and high guys that just wanted to relax and to cover up for his sins he writes idiotic things for his entertainment

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          • Hey, you elderly, senile, judgmental little fuck, I am twenty-five years old! How are you going to possibly guess that I am a teenager? Because I disagree with you, that makes me immature?!
            Matthew, I know the bible well enough to know that NO ONE, not eve JESUS HIMSELF knows when he is going to return! (by your belief that he was the son of god in the first place)
            Did you know that in the bible, slavery of very dark-skinned people is approved of? Therefore, you probably should logically believe- if the bible is one hundred per cent infallible- that Abe Lincoln was a prick for abolishing slavery. Right? Right. That damn Lincoln, taking away our slaves. how dare he go against the bible. How dare my feline friend steal my soul.

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          • Good luck with your young, soon-to-be-brainwashed little children, matthew

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            Young woman, its been brought up dozens of times on here that slavery was a relic of the Old Covenant and Old Testament … it has nothing to do with the New Testament of Jesus Christ.. he abolished the Old Covenant for those who believe in Him and only Him.. perhaps you should finish reading the rest of the Bible.. rather than quote mine a few phrases

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          • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

            quick question ever heard of hell hounds, it’s said that dog protect the gates to hell and cats are the only domestic animal not mentioned on the bible

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          • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

            had to ask i saw the crazy shit u posted earlier about cats i own one well it’s my girls

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            those are pagan myths.. whatever it is you speak of

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          • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

            no sir a young pastor saw a hellish dog and was killed 3 days later by an attack from hounds but, they they left no prints or fur

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          • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

            most reports are from Christians saying it was possessed so u might wanna check out hell hounds

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          • For the record, I am a man, you homosexual asshole

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          • See, now I’m mad at myself. I’m never a negative person in any aspect of my life, and the things you say have me insulting you! THIS WEBSITE IS BRINGING OUT THE WORST IN ME, as will the lie of christianity in all people!

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          • Ezra, you could always send me a photo of yourself to my email address above but unfortunately I think you are too old to go on our camping trips.

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          • The Comedian

            Stevie, will you stop trying to hit on everyone that shows up here? Jesus man, keep it in your pants!

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          • the earth is 4 BILLION years old, oh but don’t believe me believe the THOUSANDS of scientists who have preformed tests and radio-carbon dating.

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          • You are a crazy, hate-filled, myopic and blind person.

            And you are very likely a silly, self-hating gay person yourself, you self-proclaimed Leader of Teenage-Boy Camping Trips. I’ll bet there’s mutual masturbation in your camping excursions, too.

            I’d laugh if you didn’t sound so impossibly deranged, incoherent and dangerous abhorrent.

            I only hope Jesus will eventually forgive you your hatred. I certainly don’t have it in me.

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          • It’s not you who should be praying for us, but us who should be praying to you.

            I don’t think God would be pleased of your bastardising the Bible and the Christian faith just to push your own hateful agenda. May God have mercy on your soul.

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      • Wyatt Johnson

        She’s discriminating against Christians? Have you noticed that all you do in your articles are discriminate against gays?

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        • Michael- You say “Young woman, its been brought up dozens of times on here that slavery was a relic of the Old Covenant and Old Testament … it has nothing to do with the New Testament of Jesus Christ.. he abolished the Old Covenant for those who believe in Him and only Him.. perhaps you should finish reading the rest of the Bible.. rather than quote mine a few phrases” The homosexuality as sin question is in the old testament too. That is why many of us call this particular part of the christian fundamentalist movement hypocritical. If you are only following the new testament and the love of Jesus Christ. You do not condemn other people to social suffering in this way. The church is being used as a tool of manipulation. Manipulating you against the love taught by Jesus and into fueling separation and hatred amongst mankind. When you stop picking and choosing when to follow the old testament and begin following the new alone this division falls away.

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      • Stephenson:

        You ask Kim not to lower herself “into the muck and discriminating against Christians.” But this is exactly what you are doing against gays. You are an angry contradiction of a man, with sub-par intelligence and a strange fixation with gay men’s bleached asses.

        What a trip.

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    • Young man,

      It was actually 2 more minutes that you spent if you add in the time you used in crafting a response.

      If by “makes us” you mean “you and other homolesbos,” I doubt this was directed specifically towards you.

      You do admit that a useful dialog has been raised by Dr. Billings’ thoughtful post. You are engaged in it.

      I call that a win for all of us.

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    • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

      Well you are right about one thing.. This IS dead serious… The Christian action we are taking against the greatest threat to the Church since Islam, homosexuality is no joke. Neither is spending an eternity of damnation in hell

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  • Man this site is the best comedy I have read in a long time. Its the pinnacle of trolling.

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  • Christian Intellectual

    #15) They want to rape your children.

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  • Jonahfalcon

    Seriously, do you fuckers just want attention or what? You can’t possibly be serious with all this crap. You notice that you have a devoted readership of like 5 people who think like you and then several thousand others who post negatively about everything else you say? Do you get off on that?

    By the way…”Christian Intellectual”…complete oxymoron.

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    • If I can help just one person struggling with hardcore same sex desires, then my mission will be fulfilling. We are spreading the Truth of Jesus.

      “It is good for a man to bear the yoke while he is young. Let him sit alone in silence, for the LORD has laid it on him. Let him bury his face in the dust– there may yet be hope. Let him offer his cheek to one who would strike him, and let him be filled with disgrace. For men are not cast off by the Lord forever. Though he brings grief, he will show compassion, so great is his unfailing love. For he does not willingly bring affliction or grief to the children of men.” –Lamentations 3:27-33.

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      • Alison Vanity Manson Alison Manson

        no u just said u tried to put all Christians to shame don’t listen to this man’s lies!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Jonahfalcon

        So, you mean yourself, right? Seriously, its OK to be gay, only other people like you will actually judge you, and you can ignore those idiots.

        You write one vague passage of the bible, but really the entire thing simply exists to be one, irrelevant, guilt-trip for the weak minded.

        And coppo…point taken…I realize I’m generalizing here just to make a joke. But seriously, read the “Christian Intellectual” post and tell me that person is an intellectual.

        On the other hand, I am constantly fending off gays who seem really hell-bent on raping my children…

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      • did you know that most Christians who quote the bible haven’t actually read it? and of the ones that do, most don’t understand what it’s trying to say?

        just throwing that out there.

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        • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

          sounds like a baseless statistic to me… can you back up that unbackable claim? I think not

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          • William Hilton

            Matthew are you a total moron or have you just had really bad head injuries?

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          • ‘Sounds like baseless statistics to me’,

            yet I see nothing that remotely resembles proof to back up anything in this article.

            in other words, the articles that billings has linked do not count, as they are written BY HIM.

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      • Yet Jesus hung out with 12 other guys and only one woman. How do we know Jesus wasn’t gay?

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      • You are not spreading the truth of Jesus! He never said one thing about his brothers who were gay. He never referred to them at all. He preached LOVE for all people. And you – are – doing – just – the – opposite! How can you call yourself a Christian when you are doing things that Jesus hates????

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    • last point is actually unfair. there’s a lot of christian intellectuals out there…the thing is that they devote their energies to proving that there is no inherent conflict between christian faith and accepting the basic truth of evolution and the like, not trying to prove the world is flat like this article.

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      • Thank you, I appreciate the apology.

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        • its not an apology to you. you’re one of the ones trying to prove the world is flat with your hate-filled, satan-inspired drivel

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            If you had even the slightest clue of what a prominent and revered preacher Brother Billings is in the Faith Community.. you would get on your knees and beg for him to accept your apology.. This man has dined with heads of state, given millions to charities, and saved countless souls.. He is a man that demands respect

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          • Captain Obvious

            I call bullshit on that.

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      • Many great scientists were also Christian. Christian intellectuals have existed and do exist today.

        (Was so tempted to write “physicists,” but I’m biased in that respect…)

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        • Christian Intellectual

          All the great scientists are Christians, the other ones are FRAUDS and they are part of Satan’s agenda.

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          • George Carlin, Albert Einstein, Benjamin Franklin, Bruce Lee, Howard Stern, Eddie Vedder, Douglas Adams, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong, Darren Aronofsky, Isaac Asimov, Dan Barker, Dave Barry, Ingmar Bergman, Richard Branson, James Cameron, George Carlin, John Carmack, Adam Carolla, John Carpenter, Asia Carrera, Fidel Castro, Noam Chomsky, Jeremy Clarkson, Billy Connolly, Francis Crick, David Cronenberg, David Cross, Alan Cumming, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Ani DiFranco, Micky Dolenz, Harlan Ellison, Richard Feynman, Harvey Fierstein, Larry Flynt, Dave Foley, Jodie Foster, Janeane Garofalo, Bill Gates, Bob Geldof, Ricky Gervais, Ira Glass, James Gleick, Robert Heinlein, Ernest Hemingway, Katharine Hepburn, Christopher Hitchens, Jamie Hyneman, Eddie Izzard, Penn Jillette, Billy Joel, Diane Keaton, Michael Kinsley, Artie Lange, Richard Leakey, Bruce Lee, Tom Lehrer, John Lennon, Tom Leykis, James Lipton, H.P. Lovecraft, Bill Maher, John Malkovich, Barry Manilow, Todd McFarlane, Sir Ian McKellen, Arthur Miller, Frank Miller, Marvin Minsky.

            Obviously, all of the people listed here aren’t scientists, but if these people had never existed, the world would be in an even sadder state than it is in right now.

            All of these people were atheists.

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          • George Carlin was a comedian. At the very least, get your cut & paste nonsense from the proper source.

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            False.. Franklin was a Deist.. and Einstein also believed in God. there are MANY quotes to prove that.. you also say george carlin twice.. and the rest of those people are just members of the hollywood left.. no duh.. you haven’t put anyone credible up on that list at all

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            also.. of course Bruce Lee was an atheist.. he was a chinamen.. believing in God is punishible by death

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          • I thought christians didn’t like science? Way to make shit up either way bro.

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          • Einstein.
            What now, bitch.
            And no, he wasn’t christian.

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        • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

          All the great christian scientists were also creationists.. Like Issac Newton and Lord Kelvin

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          • I didn’t expect either of you to see my point. At least I tried, but your minds are as closed as a padlocked vault.

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            what was your point? we were talking about scientists.. you only named ONE scientist who wasn’t even an atheist

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  • i can only assume this article was written in a satirical vein….after all, it is utterly inconceivable that anyone could right such a ridiculous diatribe and actually believe it, since anyone capable of believing it would by definition be too mentally defective to construct a sentence, let alone write a whole article.

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    • omg did i really just use ‘right’ in place of ‘write’? apparently just subjecting myself to the reading of this dropped me a few dozen IQ points….

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      • I think you don’t have a leg to stand on with your nonsensical and grammatically faulty lies.

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        • and i think that you are a hate filled individual who has no clue what jesus’s ministry was trying to teach the world. so we’re even

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  • Well, you got us. THIS is totally the homosexual agenda and you totally called us on it. But you forgot a couple points.
    For example.
    Homosexuals have a four point strategy to steal rights from you straighties. We want to
    A) Serve our country in the military,
    B) Be able to live our lives with the person we love,
    C) Be allowed to form families and to live the American dream.
    And D) live a normal life amongst our heterosexual friends, and to accept each other’s differences.

    But yeah, all that other stuff is absolutely correct, the Homosexual League and the Illuminati have been working at this for years, along with the Nazis and the KGB.

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  • not trollin

    troll site is trollin. troll posters trollin. people with brains arguing with the trolls. the funny part is a decent amount of jackass christians feel this way

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    • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

      if we were “trolls” as you’d say.. then the people arguing with us would NOT have brains since they were unable to recognize something you seem to think is so obvious.. Rest assured though… there are no trolls here on Christwire.. but the people arguing with us still don’t have brains because they can’t see the simple Truth of Christ Jesus right in front of their faces and they continue to push Him out of their hearts when He is begging to be let in before the time of their death when it is too late.. Repent and accept the Lord… Say this prayer with me… The first part will be me talking and the words in the parenthesis can be you repeating after me “Dear Jesus, (Dear Jesus), I accept you into my heart (I accept you into my heart), so You can help me repent of my sins (so You can help me repent of my sins), on this day today (on this day today) forever more (forever more). Let me walk in the Kingdom of Heaven (Let me walk in the Kingdom of Heaven), by Your side (by Your side) for all eternity (for all eternity). Amen (Amen)”

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  • Number 4 might be true if the men who write this tripe are an indication of the intelligence and integrity that these girls have to look forward to in heterosexual relationships.

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  • LOL!!! Its because of people like you i dont believe in the BIBLE. I get the feeling that a person who can write a blog of hate so easily Could have written the bible too in the past.

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  • Rhea Pollstry

    Stevie, sweetheart, the guy in the picture you posted as an example of a bear is Photoshopped to within an inch of his life. You really need to get out of the S&M (stand and model) bars more often!

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  • I hope you all know that this is a satirical website made to make fun of these exaggerated “Christian” views.

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    • Yes, at least I know most of us do anyway.

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      • LainaTingstad

        Shannon, why are you so angry then if it is? Wouldnt that mean this is people on your side? Or are you one of thise people who screams at the movies because you think its real?

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        • Eh it is just a way for me to vent my frustrations in my real life, kinda therapeutic actually.

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            You believe this is satire yet you spend every waking hour on this board, commenting on every article, arguing with every one of our preachers? you are a sick sick girl if thats the case.. I promise you that there is nothing satirical about this though .. God would not allow a webpage that openly mocked him to stay up for very long.. and as you can see, we are thriving

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          • Ha I do not spend every waking hour oh here! I have a normal life unlike you. It just seems I spend a lot of time because my work has a lot of downtime to it.

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      • Christian Intellectual

        Christwire.org is NOT satire !

        You radical homosexualists need to STOP spreading lies about this holy website.

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        • The only liars here are you and your friends.

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        • Oh… Your… GOD, this “HOLY” website? Let me tell you something, Christian Ignoramus, there is no such thing in the entire world as a “holy” website, ESPECIALLY not THIS one, because all you do is judge people who choose to live a different way than you do, and that is not what Jesus taught us! This site is kept up and running with money, electricity, and internet connection, not holiness or divine powers! And Matthew, if your god had control over what websites could stay on the internet, why is it so easy to find other sites that include paganism, satanism, wicca, and other such beliefs, some that downgrade and disagree with the belief of one almighty god?

          Neither of you have any logic or reason whatsoever.

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          • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

            because satan has control of the interwebs as well.. you might want to check out our section on “Satan’s Internet” at the top of the screen for proof…

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    • it’s a venting process for most of us, i think. i’m sure you know that there are some pretty vapid christian drones out there irl, and since they have no capacity for logic and discourse you have to walk away to avoid assaulting them and the build up of despair from realizing that there is no hope for most of humanity becomes so overwhelming. . . my therapist says to role play on troll websites. lol

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  • Someone who isn't ignorant.

    What does cat ownership have to do with homosexuality?

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    • Madame,

      It isn’t a coincidence that 9 out of 10 homolesbos own cats.

      While it’s not 100% accurate as an indicator, you can rest assured that cat owners have some transgenic tendencies.

      If a person exhibits two indicators, such as cat ownership and a bleached rectal area, you may rest assured that they have fallen pray to Satan.

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  • i just discovered this website… is this a joke? i’ve never laughed so hard.

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    • Matthew B. Glosser Matthew B. Glosser

      This is not a joke nor is it something to laugh at.. Parents need to be aware of these things

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      • Yes parents, teach your children that if they believe in god, that’s good. If they believe in a god that is NOT your god, you must kill them! YOUR god has a bigger dick than THEIR god! Judge other people! Always fear and damn what you do not, cannot, and will not understand!

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        • Captain Obvious

          Their god’s dick isn’t as big as the Duke’s, though. Which isn’t as large as Chuck Norris’. Which is much bigger that Steven’s.

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  • Hilarious. I can’t believe some of you took this list seriously. Come on!

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  • They forgot to mention that we all “eat the poo poo” according to that fucktard in Uganda

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  • I am a Christian and I find this article beyond offensive. It is ignorance like this that gives Christians a bad name.

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    • THANK YOU! I’m not a Christian myself, but THANK YOU for being an accepting, non-judging person, as opposed to these assholes on here!

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  • I am totally with you on cats. Dogs are obviously superior to cats and Jesus, but I would certainly take Christ over kitty any day.

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  • Brother Billings exposes the gays, naked and trembling for what they are, butt rummaging pirates who are soon to feel the strong consternation whip of his truth upon their bare buttocks!

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    • Hey Susan, when you pass on to the next life ( which will be VERY soon, I’m assuming) be sure to notify us on this website as a poltergeist to let us all know what is REALLY on the other side, okay?

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    • Damn, Susie, you make me want to feel your strong whip on my bare buttocks!

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    • Susie your are full of shit, including your diaper!

      You should have been at the holocaust, we a special room for folks like you who drooled.

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    • I can’t be a pirate if I don’t have a fancy hat, cutlass or eyepatch. And whoa there, I didn’t need to know about your sado/masochism fetishes.

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    • I’m gay and I loathe anal. It hurts and, the worst part, there’s POOP back there! Just FYI

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  • Thanks for this probing article! Makes me want to start using the gym steam room more often. And I think I’m off to buy some bleach now.

    Also, in #10, don’t use “begs the question” in that way. It’s incorrect usage, and it makes you sound like an idiot. Oh, wait…

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  • This guy is the most skillful troll on earth….
    Oh shit he is serious!

    This is probably my favorite website. Nowhere else can you find such hilariously ignorant topics with subtitles such as “Cat ownership is a poor substitute for healthy Christian relationships”

    Lmao

    And the above proves that the author is high because the subtitle has absolutely nothing to do with gays as it concerns straight women.

    Oh I do hope this site doesn’t get flagged for hate speech.

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  • Haha, the bunny humping the cat! I think I’ll start a website dedicated to the christwire’s articles they are just to great.

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  • You all are fucking stupid. Really why would you do this to the gays? That’s so mean. I’m a 15 year old lesbian (not afraid to admit it) and I have been since i was 13 and a half. Do you guys know how many gay/bi/lesbians commit suicide each year because of inconsiderate half asses like yourselves. I’ve lost friends that way. There’s nothing wrong with being gay you don’t choose to be gay your usually born that way. There’s nothing you guys can do about it. I understand you guys bitching thinks it’s gonna do anything but it’s fucking not. There are more and more gay/bi/lesbians moving into my town. Guess what else you have no idea how much your kids must hate you. Kids that have parents that have these kinds of views tend to hate their parents. I hope u ass wholes are happy with the lives you’ve chosen. This is why were getting more and more atheist’s. Start acting like normal people and be open to other views. Gay marriage isn’t legal in all the states but it’s slowly progressing and there nothing you bitches can do.

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    • I understand your pain, but no children have ever been forced into suicide because of Christwire’s journalism. I take offense to that, I really do. This website is here to provide some of the best prose on the internet, some of the sharpest insights into the political world and fast-breaking cultural news that you won’t find anywhere else. This is not meant to encourage anyone to self-destruction and in fact, suicide is a sin according to the Bible. If you or any of your friends are suffering from such thoughts, there are plenty of resources and support groups out there that want to open up a conversation with you. Please email me for more information if you wish.

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      • “This website is here to provide some of the best prose on the internet”

        Thanks for the laugh, Billings.

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      • YOU take offense? LOLOLOLOLOL

        I thought this was some sort of Christian version of the Onion, and I’m still hoping it is. This is some funny stuff.

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      • Really? You honestly think that the border line psycotic ramblings you spout off will not mentaly damage a young persons moral? And just a heads up but if any person decides to end their life and implicates you in the reason you did so you can be tried in a court of law for anything from commiting hate speech, to manslauter. I for one would love to become a lawyer and take that case. You are a discrase to humanity and America sir.

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    • If I had my way all gays would be loaded on cattle trucks and sent to Treblinka, they are a scourge to our race, our culture and a threat to our children.

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    • Gay and Proud

      Cailyn, you’re so right! It’s very sad that teens feel forced to that extreme, mainly because people like Stephenson Bullshit, I mean Billings, feel the need to force thier so-called “truth” on us. Ugh. Stay strong!

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  • There is precious little Christ in Christwire, it seems–but an inordinate fascination with anuses (with extra support for those that claim to be ‘Investigative Journalists, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainers and Antique Soda Bottle Collectors’).

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  • Wait, this is real?

    I found this site because a friend posted it on facebook with the caption “This is priceless!”. I read the entire article laughing and assuming it was done in jest, but lo and behold, its “real”; or at least the author believes it to be.

    I still think it reads better as comedy. Happy Pride Stephenson Billings.

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  • I love how this article is just a really inferior compendium of other weak articles written on the same site.

    You claim data as factual because you cite other articles, WHICH HAPPEN TO BE ALSO WRITTEN ON CHRISTWIRE, often by YOU.

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    • All my work is vetted by factcheckers and comes from peer-reviewed Christian scientific and anthropoligical studies. I’m sorry that the truth hurts so very much.

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      • The Comedian

        You get your facts checked by other homophobic douche bags and you expect us to take that seriously? You’re an idiot.

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      • William Hilton

        Billings, you are a moron

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  • This article is absolutely hilarious. Good enough for The Onion! Kudos!

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  • baaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! GOOD ONE STEPHENSON BILLINGS! You really captured the asininity of homophobic idiots.

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  • What an outrage, As a devout christian, i am stunned that there can be so much hate towards a group of people. You think that gay people are the curse of god, and if they where exterminated, then the land would be blessed. You idiot, for the land to be pure, we would all have to die. Its horrific that u spend ure time judeging and exposing sin, perhaps if u spend ure time preaching love and forgiveness, then maybe u would be respected. For jesus came into the world not to judge the world but to offer salvation to all.
    You say you have the support of billions, HAHA if i took that article and read it out in hillsong, i think ud find less than 1% would agree. Steven you are a hate preacher, just like that westboro baptist church, u preach absolutly hate, completly different to how god preached his love. You only change people by loving them, not condeming them.
    Doesnt it say “it is shameful to talk about their actions” so why do u constantly write articles about peoples lifes and sins. Its none of ure business. Nobody cares expect people who like to make themselves feel better by gossiping and slandering others, pointing the finger.
    You think you are doing good works by doing things like this, but really you are destroying the love of god, and pushing people away, Another thing i think is funny, is that usually the christian preachers who are so stuck up on this, somehow get exposed as having a gay affair. Its scandalous. Perhaps u should question why u have so much hate towards gays, are u insecure ureself??
    After all, people who like to make fun of other people are always because they are insecure at themselves, and im sorry but thats 100% proven.
    Im going to expose this website to the churches in england, and show just how hypocritical and slanderous it really is.

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  • I have been reading this blog after a friend linked it in his Facebook and for a while sat here laughing thinking it was all a big joke until I realised that you took yourself seriously. If you are indeed an epic troll then well done to you. I will simply assume that you’re not and proceed on this basis. I have never in my life heard such drivel as it beggars belief the utter lunacy you have written here. Firstly I’ll state that I am gay but you say that we all bleach our anuses. I’m sorry to say that all of the people I am sat with right now haven’t bleached them either so I really don’t understand where you get this information from. You’re welcome to provide evidence or statistics backing up your claims, I’d be interested to know exactly how many anuses you’ve looked at in your time to know this information although you do say you have helped many young boys. Perhaps this is the answer.

    You mention Glee as ‘obviously’ recruiting children into ‘the homosexual agenda’. In actual fact Glee is challenging the bigotry throughout the world as well as the will of some people to impose on others how they live their life. Glee could be responsible for actually improving understanding that there are many different types of people in the world and that your opinions aren’t necessarily the correct ones. I’m not saying anyone else is wrong or right but I think it’s quite clear you’re certainly not right.

    The funniest part is that ‘homosexuals’ are trying to ‘spread’ being gay to animals. I have never heard anything so hilarious in all my life. Do you right this stuff being totally serious or do you have a wry smile on your face? I simply cannot believe that someone would write this without it being pure comedy genius. To be serious, there are animals throughout the animal kingdom that exhibit homosexual tendencies. As they are however not sentient they are unaware of what it is but I really don’t expect them to start shopping at Ikea on Sundays and drinking appletinis. I love how apparently you think that animals are doing things that you would consider ‘homosexual’ for treats such as extra food. When I was younger I had two cats and a dog. I don’t remember my cat and dog eyeing each other up in front of me and having a quick cuddle and kiss to get some extra food. Perhaps I should have paid more attention.

    I cannot take anything you say seriously. You sound really rather deranged and so completely out of touch with what the world actually is that I wouldn’t feel safe giving you any children to look after nor educate with your backwards beliefs. You’ve done nothing thus far apart from exhibit how racist, sexist and generally depraved you actually are. You feel that you have the moral high ground to be so amazingly generalist, misinformed, incorrect and inflammatory and speak of others as evil claiming to be a christian.

    I know many christians and indeed a number of them are my friends. They’d be appalled at how you choose to defame religion and use it as your stage to spout bile at others. You even speak of Muslims as radicals etc when you are using christianity in the exact same way a jihadist may do so. You are no different. An islamic terrorist will blow himself up in the name of allah but you do something more pernicious and disgusting by encouraging people into your inhuman point of view.

    I feel ashamed to have you as part of the human race and seriously hope that you wake up one morning and realise just how bitter and twisted you have become inside.

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  • “I have been reading this blog after a friend linked it in his Facebook and for a while sat here laughing thinking it was all a big joke until I realised that you took yourself seriously.”

    This process is supposed to happen the other way around. What convinced you it was serious? The great pictures they post? Their solid evidence? Come on man, are you serious?!? This is CLEARLY satire. It’s so obvious, I’ve often wondered whether we could use this site as an IQ test. If you get it, you’re in the triple digits. If not, you’re 99 or below.

    So now I want to attempt to understand. At fist, you thought this was all a big joke. What changed your mind? Do you feel such a strong need to validate your own beliefs that you’ll pick on a SATIRICAL NEWS SOURCE to make yourself feel smarter? Do you have a strong prejudice against Christianity and you need an example of radicalism to make you feel better about your beliefs? Or are you actually just THAT STUPID? Good lord, man. Figure it out.

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  • This is without doubt one of the most fantastically hilarious pieces of literature I have read in a long time.

    Where Does one Start? Glee is intentionally recruiting children into the world of homosexuality”, perhaps one of my all time favorites.
    I begin to wonder just who the anger and hatred article is actually aimed against? Homosexuals? The media maybe? Or perhaps 14 gives us a clue…. “They practice a loud and proud promiscuity while discouraging their owners from forming their own real human relationships.” Oh No wait….. it’s the unrequited love from cats.

    I encourage people to read these article as it clear, from the comments if nothing else, that biased and hatred towards any group, including gay people, is met with nothing more than mocking and jest, and that we still live in a world based on understanding,diversity, and sanity.

    After all, must we not always believe the gifted opinion of a single, middle aged, self labelled ‘Journalist’ with a passion for Bottle collecting and a strange hatred for cats?

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  • You guys are hysterical, and just as hysterical is the way everyone thinks you’re serious – priceless. The comments are just as trollolololol as the absolute gem of an article. Love you guys, gonna go bleach my anus and fornicate with my cat now, cos that’s what a good gayboy does.
    x

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  • Okay, I’m having a hard time telling- These ARE joke articles, right?

    I mean, either way, they are freakin’ hilarious, but I just want to be sure.

    Also, even if it was serious, getting angry about it and verbally abusing the writer will do more harm than good, so keep your panties on, ladies and gents.

    Sit back and enjoy it or stop reading.

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  • LOL.
    Oh religious people.
    It’s funny how you think you’re right.
    Thank you for the great troll article, it is a perfect example of religious nutjobs.

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  • 1. many people do that…a lot of porn stars
    2. if i that actually happened at gyms, i would totally join.
    3. just total bullshit. if anything, it will stimulate the economy so all you bible thumping shits can go get jobs.
    4. i don’t even know how to respond….LIE
    5. the male fruit bat has the highest rate of homosexuality in the animal kingdom (besides humans)…because i know a TON of people that perform homo sexual acts in front of fruit bats…
    6. really? the golden girls made people gay?…totally logical
    7. umm…..really? should i even bother on this one?
    8. i actually destroy “american” *cough bullshit cough* values using my good looks and curvy body xD
    9. well….the prostate gland serves as the male equivalent of the female “g-spot” (if don’t know what that is, get out from under your rock) soo the best way to stimulate is by…ANAL SEX!!!
    10. condoms and farsi? go read a book…OH something other than the bible, kthanks
    11. you write a pretty descriptive fantasy…sure you havent done this before? ;D
    12. no one is “recruited” to be gay. it’s a feeling, you can’t change it. no amount of pray will change it.
    13. who cares? don’t watch her show if you don’t like her
    14. i always had a feeling cats were satan, but i say that jokingly….no wait felines ARE the furry incarnates of the devil himself, i just knew it….

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  • I dont even know if this is serious or not? Someone cant be that ignorant they actually believe any of this? Seriously. The author is this should be hung in the streets. What a load of bullshit

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  • You guys are digusting. You took the time to look all the up. I am sure you knew exaclty what websites to go to. Where did you find those pictures? Are those the guys you look at all day. It takes a sick person to come up with all of that.Get a life and leave gay people alone.

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  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “All this time spent around gay men comes at a cost. When the firm, bass tones of masculinity COMMAND such a young woman, she will long for the shrill call of the homosexual.”

    ‘Command’?!?!?! I thought that happened only in like, Saudi Arabia…

    And why is it that christian fanatics are so sex-fixated, particularly on gay sex? Hmm.. Freud would have a field day. :)

    Oh my God, this is the funniest thing I have ever read, i hope this is meant as a joke because it can’t be taken as anything but!! Thanks for making me laugh, long and hard (no pun intended). If a good laugh prolongs life, you just gave me like, 5 years! Phahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

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  • Steve, I certainly hope you were not paid for your christian views! You certainly are creative and i can tell your very passionate about what you belive! My God will certainly have mercy on your soul! My gay brothers and sisters will pray for you! btw the models in your articles are HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! THANKS

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  • Pardon me while I ROFLMAO!!! Who ARE you people? Does anyone actually believe this sh!t?

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    • If this is a parody site(like The Onion) then I say Bravo Sir!! I have not laughed this hard in quite some time.

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      • http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/09/christwire.html

        C: It’s a parody site, but this particular ‘journalist’ is said to take it seriously. :F

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        • Hey buddy, you don’t know anything. All those magazines later recanted their stories and yes we have had problems with liars submitting fake nonsense but the truth of real journalism and the real Christ prevails. Stop planting these false flags and trying to undermine honest Biblical teaching. I am so sick and tired of this 2009 garbage!

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  • “When darkness comes, these places become bestial, carnal paradises. These men will sneak off behind palm trees to unleash their wildest natures. Phalluses will be exposed with prideful beckonings. Windy shorelines below the starlight encourage like-minded vacationers to join the intense action. The murkiness allows for surprise sodomistic encounters. Animalistic roars cut through the noise of waves crashing. Broad leaves are plentiful to scrape clean the crusting remnants of a fruitful encounter, preparing the bear for the next cub who unwittingly wanders too close to his meaty paws.” God I hope so!!! Bear Proud since 1993 baby!!!

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    • Oh no you can’t do that! You will doom us all! Rabbits will try to fuck cats! (Note that rabbits would fuck a rock if they could find a rock with genitals…) So your arguments are all wrong!

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  • Did I just read that ???? : When asked by a heterosexual male to be the quiet but pleasant companion at business functions or family dinners out, the girl will rebel.

    Don’t have gay friends and you won’t be a mindless puppet waiting for you husband pleasure???? I love my wife because she speaks her mind and she’s intelligent enough to speak during a business supper and bringing interesting points up…

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    • thats great , i agree girls shouldnt be mindless baby machines

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  • WOW, the author had a little too much fun with adjectives. “They’re constantly dropping their shorts and jumping into a steamy shower, showing off tight biceps or lathering themselves all over with a fresh bar of soap.” My partner of 5 years and I like to garden, fix up our home, and spend time with our families. You are a “motivational children’s entertainer”?!? The fact that you are so obsessed with describing make believe sexual acts of others is a red flag to the safety of any child near you. You sound like a real sicko if you ask me!!!

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    • This is not the right place to share your perversion. Christwire is a website for Evangelical Christians come to be informed about the dangers facing families and children today.

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      • Alejandro Alvarez

        Happy those dangers will prevail :)

        Now lets all just go get a drink in the castro shall we?

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  • Right one thing that is all bullshit.
    Two: do you actually know any gay people, we are just as normal as u and ur family except our choice in partners.
    It’s 2011, it’s more accepted now and certain few are homophobic
    Sorry this list is a pile of wank, these things are open to heterosexual people too.

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  • I have one thing to say as a gay man who does not bleach his asshole, who doesn’t believe in God and who doesn’t go round fucking everything with a penis!!!!! I used to be catholic, my grandparents were Jehovah’s witnesses and my friends are Evangelists and part of the Church of England, all of which were taught by the Bible, that we are to quote “made perfect in Gods image” if so then we are all perfect Lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transexuals, heterosexuals, metrosexuals and whatever other sexuals you want. So do NOT contradict yourselves or your religions, you claim to believe in Jesus what was his one commandment?? ” love thy neighbour as thy self?” yeah well done you bigots you are fulfilling that to a fine T. This is why there are wars because idiots take religion and use it against something they don’t like. Do yourself a favour “Get over it, stop worrying about what everyone else is doing, and get a life!!!.

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  • I find this article laughable as I do many so called christians who take it upon them selves to hate everything else different to them, does that sound familiar to anyone does it sound just like what we are led to believe islamics are?

    Reading this article I go a sense that it was a homosexual writing it as a joke, I couldn’t have put it all better my self if I were writing comedy which it really just is.

    If you want to promote your self as a christian group, then be more christian, Jesus didn’t judge, and he forgave those who crucified him, oddly his followers in turn persecuted jews who he had already forgave, equally he was against places of worship making money out of a belief in god, and the richest church in the world is in his name, if anyone would be turning in their tomb now it would be him.

    You turn your back on the real struggles of humanity in order to hate, you are not worthy of serving the great man that was jesus as you do not know anything that he really taught.

    I am a homosexual and I have had many people judge me in accordance to their beliefs, but I have also changed many peoples views of me because I am a considerate and loving person and I will not have you box me off because of your pathetic values that are a far cry from what you think you stand for.

    There are people on your streets, people who have lost homes due to the banking crisis, your health care system up until recently only saw money instead of universal care, you would rather point the finger at people than help fellow man. What ever goes on between two consenting adults is their business not anyone elses. Homosexuality is not a disease, or a condition, it’s a way a person is born. See the silver lining, they drive house prices up, help create the fall line, maybe even natures way of keeping population steady in an already briming world. So what a very small percentage of the population are gay. If America is the land of the so called free (don’t get me started on capitalism) then you need to show the world that you are free and respect each other.

    The world will never turn gay and we wouldn’t want it to, all people ask for is a little bit of respect, if you can’t even imagine what two men could do in a sweaty grip, then don’t try to, it’s not like they would invite you anyway, but what you must try to do is be friendly and be a true ‘christian’ to them, don’t try or want to change them, but try and change your own ideal to welcome them into your heart, that doesn’t make you gay, it makes you a great human being for seeing that we are all the same only slightly different.

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  • As a straight woman i am incredibly offended with comment number 4.
    I have a husband and have lived with Gay men who may i add are not as premiscious as this artical leads you to believe.
    I am not Lonely!!! i have had the pleasure to socialise with some of the nicest, least biggoted people i have ever met and my life is much richer for it!
    All i can say is that if you choose to lead your life believing such utter rubbish,then you will be the lonely ones.

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  • You people deserve to burn in that place that you believe on, oh, what is it… HELL.

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  • brb, my cats and i are going to the store to buy anal bleach and Glee on dvd, then we’re going to a gay bar.

    sarcasm.jpg

    Tell me, how much do they pay you an hour to write stupid shit like this?

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  • …because all strait men are perfect. Especially priests.
    Right?

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    • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

      We don’t like priests here. And it’s spelled “straight.” You need professional help.

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  • 1. Do you people realise how stupid you sound when you print this sordid stuff.

    3. How come you church-goers know all this stuff anyway? Participant observation?

    4. What would Jesus do?

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    • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

      You appear to have skipped item number 2.

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      • That’s the only thing you got out of my comment? Good one! You must be have a very high IQ.

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  • this post is not only worthless, its buttfucking ignorant.

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  • Actually after reading all this, what bothers me the most is not in the article, but in the Author’s Bio…

    ” Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist,

    -> Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer <-

    and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! "

    Now seriously, I should be worried about Gays in regards to protecting family values, and the rearing of our children? I think not!!

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  • Florus Johannes

    Is this site for real? I have never seen so much crap put together. This is worst than the KKK mambo jambo crap of the decades ago. Cat ownership is substitute for christian values? Seriously? What is christian values? This crap here? I would prefer to own a cat any time.

    As a proud heterosexual male, I have to say, you guys give a bad name to us! Shame on you. You are an embarrassment to education, to freedom, to christianity, to anything that has any common sense.

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  • My cats and I cannot stop laughing! If there is a rival that “The Onion” has to fear, that’s you guys! Congrats on the fantastic piece of literary work.

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  • Stephenson Billings, you’re soooooo funny, unfortunately the joke is wearing a bit thin and boring. Incredible how billions of people will fall for the slightest provocation…anyway, must rush or I’ll miss my appointment at the Anus Bleaching Salon. Jeezuz

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  • oh the funny thing is that this whole site is just one big joke and that the site is in some ways a test to see how incredibly stupid people are and guess what i have seen several ppl who believe this stuff to be true and i laugh at them roflmao

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  • Obviously so many folks just don’t bother doing a bit of research (even when the truth is staring at them in the face and a click away)… anyway, brilliant marketing and I, for one, might even buy the book!

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  • Wow Christians are so obsessed with sex it’s unhealthy. The strange fascination with man on man sex is a little telling too.

    Let’s hope they grow up and join the rest of us in the 21st century.

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  • I truly feel sorry for you. You must be a miserable human being to have so much hate inside of you. Let’s ignore the fact that all of this is a load of crap, what happened to you in your childhood to make you so afraid of people who are different than you? Or are they???

    I’m not going to pray for you because religion is based on fairy tales and I don’t think Cinderella is going be listening to my prayers. But I will have our hosts read your list on the podcast and maybe we can figure out a cure for YOU.

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    • “Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.” –Psalm 23:6.

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      • Stop giving bible shit, no ones gonna listen to them or give a fuck

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      • He that hateth dissembleth with his lips, and layeth up deceit within him; When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for there are seven abominations in his heart. Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be shewed before the whole congregation.
        (Proverbs 26:24-26)

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        • Just so we are clear. There are more versus about acceptance, love, kindness, tolerance, respect and charity than versus about condemnation, hate, violence and ignorance. The bible is not a weapon used to spread hate, it should be used to celebrate the glory of faith.

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  • You promote hate and discrimination. Anyone who listens to you with even a SLIGHTLY serious ear, is a damn fool. I hate that the internet has given Everyone a voice. Even the lowest of the low.

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    • Communism doesn’t allow for freedom of speech or freedom of religion, so your views as a special interest pressure group supporter do not surprise me.

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      • If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?
        –1 John 4:20

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  • what absolute SHITE!

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  • Wooooooow… that was good for laugh. Thanks.

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  • Also, pro-tip, anyone with a ’50s style pic is an asshole.

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  • Kurt Kindermann

    sounds like the writer is VERY preoccupied with homosexuality….. I have a feeling that he is as ‘queer as pink ink’…..

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  • I feel really bad for the ignorant people that don’t see this as a joke. C’mon, this cannot be serious. I love it that this is a religious site and they are talking of anal bleaching, clASSY.

    I do not think I have laughed so hard in a long time and I am pretty sure all the christian friends I blasted this too felt the same, ridiculous.

    I love the praise or condemn buttons, cause nobody knows damnation then a bunch of bible thumping heretics.

    Did everyone forget Jesus hung with whores and outcasts, i am pretty sure he’d be chilling with the gays on a cruise if he was here today. He’d also probably burn all your lavish churches and condemn you all for spending such money on what he considered wasteful. American christians are filthy heathens with no education but I love them anyways, just like Jesus would want.

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  • Why do the willfully ignorant feel that sharing their ignorance will shelter them from the instructive consequences of their ungracious choices? It is passing strange that this man professes to appreciate the most gracious man who ever walked the face of the Earth with this series of ungracious lies and distortions, as do so many of his ilk. Chris-cross-wired is indeed crossed, unable to see straight through to the truth that We are all One. Mr. Billings may get the opportunity to experience the truth from the other side in his next life as a gay man.

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  • On second thought, this guy is just bat-shit crazy.

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  • I’ve never read anything as absurd. But no doubt this page pushes people to racism, clasism, xenophobia, homophobia and all the kinds of fears and hates against others that you can imagine. If this is what you call “Christian”, let me tell you: Christ must be embarrased of the use of his name.

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    • What an egotistical man you are to claim to speak for Christ. Shame on you.

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      • Shame on you as well Bill.

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      • Sources? without sources, the reader must be led to believe this knowledge has been garnered “first hand” pun intended. You fist fucking, asshole bleaching, dog fucking, child molesting, conservative fuck-tard. Really what kind of parent would let such a fucking loser entertain their kid? and bottle collection? We can see right through that, you got them things so far up your ass your deepthroating it at the same time.

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  • hmm, whoever wrote this, keep writing. It’s showing your bigotry, and makes all my friends laugh uncontrollably. I even showed this to my christian friends, and they don’t even condone what your saying.

    And something about bears? you apparently haven’t talked to one in real life. I’m considered a “bear”. but I don’t like public sex. nor random sex. I have sex with my partner and my partner only. and no, I don’t bleach my anus, I like my anus just as it is: the way god made it. so what if it’s a little bruised from the hot, intense anal sex I had the night before with my partner? at least I enjoy it enough to accept who I am. and some parts of this, any self respecting gay guy would have left out, but it seems closet cases do this all the time, so continue on, as you will admit it one of these days.

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  • OMG… the pic of the hairy middle eastern bear = HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Billings, tsk tsk… oh dear Mr. Billings, you, my friend, are a scary amusing trainwreck of a douche bag… May the Divine have mercy and pity on you and your proselytization of judgement and hatred of your fellow man.

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  • Me dost think thou protesteth too much! Fear mongers will relate, as they need to hide in the same dark place that you do – the lonely place of knowing what you really are, and praying that it ain’t so…..

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  • billings, shut up.

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  • This is all a joke, isn’t it?
    LOL!!!!

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  • I think the final paragraph about cats is totally valid. They’re so evil and yet so irresistible. Like Lesbians or lactose. I was recruited by the lesbians and now all I do is make sweet sweet Lesbian love and watch Rachel Maddow. Oh and eat ice cream, even though it hurts. It’s like I’ve given up my free will or maybe I was born this way.

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  • I was having a tough day, then I read this and laughed longer than I have for a long time.

    Fruity mixed drinks and anal bleaching at my house, with the Golden Girls on rerun tonight anyone?

    I mean seriously, if you people are so scared you should seek therapy.

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  • Mate you are just so funny. But you went too far this time.
    Leave my pussies alone. They have done nothing to hurt you.
    They are too busy sleeping in the sun and ignoring people like you.

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  • I genuinely thought this was a satirical article. That is how ridiculous you sound.

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  • Golden Girls is early television? You’re obviously very young.

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  • The first commandment in the Torah tells us to be fruitful and multiply. For those like this Stephenson Billings who are so intent on a literal interpretation, it seems Stephenson Billings is on the wrong side of the commandments right out of the gate.

    And don’t forget the frequently-quoted Shakespearean reference, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” Similar to Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, and even back to the infamous Jim Bakker, those who protest the loudest frequently do it for covering up their own abhorrence for their own activities. It’s the first thing I think when I hear someone like Michelle Bachmann and her husband (possibly a raging homosexual who is SO dissatisfied with the way he was wired that he runs a clinic that tries to change people’s sexual orientations). In any event, don’t trust these people who seem so fixated on something as unimportant as who to love.

    Gay people did not ruin traditional marriage – those who were in traditional marriages (assumedly straight folks) did that all on their own. Less shame and more communication (the antithesis of Stephenson Billings’ “writings”) is the only way to reach happiness.

    Good luck!

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  • And BTW, how do you know? Did you go “undercover” for a while???? ;-)

    One thing is true, my gay friends never told me that stuff. Good job on the exposé!!!

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  • Wondering if anyone else noticed that the reason women who hang out with the gays can’t get married is because they learn the audacity going against the tradition of being seen and not heard. Hahaha!! I guess it was the gays who taught me to speak when I was a kid.

    I generally don’t like cats either, but I don’t think God wants us to condemn an entire species of His creation!! And relevance???

    Spread that hate; leave no ill creature out! (Hitler?)

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  • This was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. This author is so far out of the loop it’s crazy. The levels of ignorance shown here is astonishing.

    To deal with each ridiculous point in turn would obviously give the delusion too much credit. Just one thing though: before writing something like this, which you obviously have the right to do, please at least make an attempt at independent research and read more than just the bible.

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  • Wow, Muslims, Cats and Homosexuals. No wonder no one likes Christians anymore.

    So if I’m a homosexual, am I going to hell with all the other homosexuals? I just want to know where my mates will go so I can follow along.

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    • If a man on the street said god was speaking through him, everyone would call him crazy and send him to the loony bin. The Bible was written by MAN! Why are you all following a book, that who knows how much of has been misinterpreted. It’s pathetic that anyone allows themselves to become so devoted to a book.

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  • If a man on the street said god was speaking through him, everyone would call him crazy and send him to the loony bin. The Bible was written by MAN! Why are you all following a book, that who knows how much of has been misinterpreted. It’s pathetic that anyone allows themselves to become so devoted to a book.

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  • Here’s the run down dude,
    America is not the greatest nation ever, and it was founded on a basis that religion was a bad thing that should not interfere with the ethics, decisions, and morals held and made by state so said by most founding fathers.

    So all the talk about ruining America’s good christian values is bullshit.

    It also makes me laugh that the research for your anal bleaching is probably what you picked up from people talking about the movie Bruno with Sasha Baron, cause that scene was fucking hilarious and meant to be over the top.

    I love my television, so what i don’t understand is why people like you jump to rip on spongebob and glee or whatever gay conspiracy show you’re convinced you caught in the act. Yet you leave shows i like like true blood which is popular and with in your face multiple acts of homosexuality including implied and shown sex. SO my question is, What’s with the hate on kids shows? We have the glee soundtrack cds at our store and i can guarantee you the 80% of the people who buy them, are 13-17 year old girls, the rest being parents, a boyfriend for a present, or awesome 20 – 25 year olds such as myself who just love music. (i didn’t get it though, fuck that shit lol)

    Granted i hate glee, but thats just because i don’t think it’s an interesting or funny show, that and the fact that they attempted Queen. By the way is it hard to admit that Freddy Mercury is one of the most amazing singers the worlds ever known or do you just avoid the topic?

    There are about just over 400 recorded species of mammals alone that have homosexual tendencies or relationships. Theres a species of bird that the female will sleep with the male, wait till he leaves to hunt, and steal the eggs and go back to her female lover’s nest with them.

    I was raised by 2 mothers and taught catholic beliefs through my childhood. Now i’ve chosen not to follow in their belief because i feel that the man-made story f the bible is nothing more that a book of good morals and intentions that has cause noting but mass death, pain, and hatred towards others because of stupid fucks like you. Obviously you don’t have a woman, a real social life, you been raised in your closet all your life with your imaginary friend, refusing to accept and logic or the multitude of information at your disposal in this day and age. It has turned you into a bigot, a racist, and because such makes you feel like you’re above certain people. Everything your novel tells you not to be.

    i have turned out straight, well educated, in post secondary with a good part time job. Not to say that there would be anything wrong if i had turned out to be gay, (not decided because you don’t just decide). The point being that anybody can love and raise children, have a family, or be successful regardless of there lifestyle. I think you need to stay away from commenting about people’s sexual lives and decisions as long as you don’t have to take a dick in the ass.

    And maybe just start looking at people as just people. We all only have one shot and

    childish, immature, beliefs like yours are like the cancer on something as beautiful as

    life and acceptance can be.

    ps to the many old christian that have been commenting, your blatant racism and dated ideas were quite funny, kinda like watching Betty White but you don’t know your being funny.

    To say don’t bring your science here is saying you’re ignorant, uninformed, and unintelligent, but all that is easily recognizable after reading that “article”

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  • HOLY FUCK I CLICKED THE FACEBOOK PAGE AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

    You ACTUALLY listen to Fox News! Lmfao no wonder you’re so fucked up.

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  • You’re joking, right? My favorite part is how you refer to your own articles in support of your ludicrous “facts.” What an idiot.

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  • YOU ARE MENTALLY DISTURBED. FULL STOP.

    Worst thing is… you are talking in the name of Christendom to spread a message of hate. I hope you will all burn in your hell.

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  • Billing u were the first to talk to me about god……………. I guess I wanna say thanks
    ………………………
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    Now I know for sure that ur the first one I’m going to beat senseless and then sell ur body to drug dealers and ask for ur skin and make a new carpet,………
    ………
    I was gonna do what dahmar did but then I would have to have sexx with u and eat ur disgusting sin-filled organs and skin……………..
    ………. But I would rather walk all over u when I read to my baby boy a story of the great shiva!
    ………..
    So get ready Billy, I’ll be over soon. X)

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  • LOL! Wife and I can’t stop laughing at this article. All I can say is the author is so deep in the closet he’s finding Christmas presents.

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  • do not throw stones, work on yourself

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  • This is disgusting and discriminating. It sickens me.

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  • Wow, as a homosexual, I was not aware of so many of these things. I must be a really bad member of the gay axis of evil that you have outlined here. I’ve never bleached my anus, purchased a gym membership, become a member of a terrorist cell, converted animals to my sinful lifestyle, lured children into my depraved world of promiscuity, practiced hardcore sodomy, shared secret messages in New York Magazine, worshiped a “bear,” or adopted a cat as a means to heal my horrible emptiness inside. I guess I was too busy working, paying taxes and contributing to society and trying to find uplifting things about the world and the country that I live in rather than tearing others down with unfounded propaganda. Thank you for showing me the light. Looks like I have a lot of work to do to fit into your stereotype.

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  • OMG! This article was hilarious! The writer must be one of our secret agents working to advance our radical queer agenda because he destroys the credibility of our adversaries and makes them appear crazy and ridiculous. I can’t seriously respond to his claims because I’m laughing too hard!

    Keep up the good work Mr. Billings

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  • The type of people who run, write for, and support sites like Christwire are the ones I pray for.

    You should be so ashamed of yourselves for the way you treat others (gay or not) with such disgust and disdain. I believe Jesus is ashamed for you right now.

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    • Thank you for the spirited comment, but you seem out of tune with mainstream Evangelicalism today. I’ll pray right back at you!

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      • You know I wrote up this really long reply with data, references, and plenty of facts. But truly I have reread your article and your comments, and is sad to say that your view points and comments share more in common with a terrorist then they do with the Christian belief. Now as God has taught me I must forgive and love you, for that is what it means to be a Christian, and continue to pray that you leave your destructive path hate. For hate can only breed more hate and never did Jesus teach us to hate. Matter of a fact he taught us to love our enemies and show them what our beliefs truly mean by practicing them ourselves. Just like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. did with a view of non-violence. I continue to pray for your soul that is not your own, but belongs to God. Now ask yourself this…”are you truly glorifying God with your actions? Or merely persecuting those you don’t agree with? Did Jesus ever do such a thing or teach it?”

        Food for thought for those of you out there who need to learn what words really mean. And understand that your opinions don’t really matter…so shut the fuck up and let God lead existence, since we know your incapable of doing so

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        • I think it’s quite indicative of the type of liberals that are coming to this site that they claim to know me, to know grand facts and data and they talk around this subject quite a deal without providing any real references. You, my friend, are the proverbial empty shirt. If you did indeed write up such an incredible, scathing, impossible to repudiate analysis why don’t you go ahead and post it?

          As for the works of Christ and the teachings of the Bible, are you so unaware of the purpose of Evangelical beliefs in America today? Are you really on the side of the pedophiles and murderers? I can’t imagine how you call yourself a person of faith or even a patriot.

          God bless and try listening to Rev. Bryan Fischer once in a while.

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          • Baha! Typical crazy American Eveangelicist response to accuse anyone they disagree with of being a peadophille supporter. If you’d at least legitimise your views by making the slightest amount of sense people may support you. Otherwise you’re just a forefront of closeted and ashamed homosexuals who sadly turn to extremism and God instead of face up to their own sexuality. I pity you Brother.

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        • I think it’s quite indicative of the type of liberals that are coming to this site that they claim to know me, to know grand facts and data and they talk around this subject quite a deal without providing any real references. You, my friend, are the proverbial empty shirt. If you did indeed write up such an incredible, scathing, impossible to repudiate analysis why don’t you go ahead and post it?

          As for the works of Christ and the teachings of the Bible, are you so unaware of the purpose of Evangelical beliefs in America today? Are you really on the side of the pedophiles and murderers? I can’t imagine how you call yourself a person of faith or even a patriot.

          God bless and try listening to the words of Rev. Bryan Fischer once in your life. You may learn something.

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  • This is hilarious!! Is this like the Onion, or for real?? I checked Snopes.com and couldn’t find it. Or are there really folks that believe this stuff? I was laughing so hard I almost cried!

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  • “Judge not lest ye be judged”
    “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”

    These are a few thoughts that popped into my head as I read the first paragraphs of this article. What have you accomplished by publishing this article? Does Jesus not teach us to love thy neighbor unconditionally? Why not offer hope, love and salvation to these people instead of condemning them for their choice of lifestyle? This is the kind of pompous conservative B.S. that pushes people away from Christianity, and quite frankly I’m sick of people such as yourself claiming to follow the teaching of Jesus, and spewing this hateful elitist dribble. There is a special place in hell reserved for people like you.

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    • This is one of your best articles Mr. Billings. God bless!

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    • Pat, thank you for sharing your interest in the Christian faith. I have some important verses that I think you need to meditate on. Not all of our spirituality rests on those lines taken out of context to support a liberal, modern agenda that in practice actually contradict’s God’s Plan. We must remember that our Lord is a Vengeful Lord who does not suffer sin lightly.

      “Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.” –2 Timothy 4:2-4.

      ‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable.” –Leviticus 20:13.

      “And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.” –Leviticus 20:23.

      “Moreover he called for a famine upon the land: he brake the whole staff of bread. He sent a man before them, even Joseph, who was sold for a servant: whose feet they hurt with fetters: he was laid in iron: until the time that his word came: the word of the LORD tried him.” – Psalm 105:16-2.

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  • Straight people ‘bleach thier anuses’ too. Just to let you biggot ass fucks know.

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  • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

    How did I miss this article!?!? I agree with Brother Brown above. Fantastic article, Dr. Billings. Another “home run!”

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  • I hope you realise that this is part of the reason that the US is the laughing stock of the Western World. We Europeans mock you all on our comedy shows and it seems rightly so! When you appear to be this close minded, idiotic and religious we can’t help but to flex our comic muscles and show how stupid you guys are. Please try reading a book that isn’t the/about the/ bible before you write an article. It’s just embarrassing for you when you end up looking this retarded. At least retract this or apologise for it! The world has moved on, even Islamist communities embrace homosexuality!! Grow up and learn how to love, as your supposed “God” has commanded you to!

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  • Truly amazing. This whole website really should win awards for the best parody site in the world! It’s also great that you’ve managed to engage so many people who are now truly discussing how hurtful, bad and nasty homophobia can be, in a positive and forward thinking way. If your writings make it clear to just one person that homophobia is not acceptable, then it’s a job well done. I take it that your writings are based on real, homophobic people?
    p.s. we particularly liked your “51 Christian Friendly Words For Anal Sex” – very funny indeed, although some of the words/phrases I wouldn’t even share with my mother!

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  • biggest load of bullshit ever!!

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  • If these are really “outrageous secrets”, how did you get ahold of them?

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  • This is all too funny to be taken seriously.

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