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9 Ways Today’s Music Is Teaching Our Children To Love Satan’s Anal Womb
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bible gay agenda gays God homogay agenda Music music review youtubePopular music has long been known to be one of Satan’s anal pleasures, and today it is more prevalent than ever. Our award winning research team here at Christwire has recently presented me with 9 cases in which every sin from blasphemy to erotic homogay orgies are represented. These are songs that your children may already be listening to, or that may pass your very own ears during the course of a regular day. We bring you this list so that you may protect yourself against Satan and his sinful music.
Rebecca Black: Friday
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
While using innocence to try to cover it’s true intentions, it all becomes clear around 2:30. The producers used a young Caucasian woman to entice the youth to watch then all of a sudden bring out a drug dealing black man to show them how to be criminals. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wasn’t on his way to deliver six kilos of cocaine to a gay bar while he is passing good American school buses on the road. We are not even going to mention the way this 14 year old girl flaunts her milk sacs while sitting unsafely in the back of a car in what looks like an attempt to entice men to pay for sex.
Lady Gaga: Judas
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wagn8Wrmzuc
Judas was the guy who betrayed Jesus, and Lady Gaga loves him. If you look at the video she even has sex with him. Not normal sex like good Christians have when married, but weird lustful any-hole penetration between two creatures who look neither male nor female but rather like some sick mixture of Teletubbies and glitter worms. For the rest of the video there is an orgy of gay bikers and lesbian barmaids. Of course, with Lady Gaga leading the way, swinging her milksacs while her penis stays firmly taped in place.
Black Eyed Peas: Just Can’t Get Enough
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrTyD7rjBpw
From the very beginning of this video they are making fun of the Japanese, showing them what their country used to look like before it was smote by the lord for tentacle porn. Then they compound the issue by showing a black man getting on a plane, thereby creating the racist assumption that only blacks survived the earthquake and following tsunami. They even have the Asian looking member of the group being shown left behind to drown for his blasphemies. The Black Eyed Peas are racist and should be boycotted until they admit it.
Taylor Swift: Mean
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE
Ever since Kanye West, driven by the spirit of the Lord, called her out on her ill-achieved gains two years ago, Taylor has proven his point time and time again. She does not deserve awards. This latest song is no different, as she does nothing but dress like a whore and play the banjo. I can’t really understand the lyrics, as she sings them like a cracked out Kurt Cobain, but it sounds like they have something to do with Satan and Anal sex, especially the line about living in a city. That city is San Fransisco, and it is gay.
Ke$ha: We R Who We R
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXvmSaE0JXA
Dressing like a whore is one thing; Ke$ha not only looks the part but she acts it as too. Throughout this video her skin glistens with the glitter of Satan’s magical sperm sauce. She even takes it one step further by claiming to have Jesus on her neckalus. I’m not sure what a neckalus is, but one of our research team claims he heard the term before while investigating gays in Omaha and that he believes it to be slang for the taint. Again this cannot be confirmed as of press time, but if it is true she should be ashamed for trying to put Jesus in such an unholy place far too near to her sinful fish factory than any man should ever go.
Jay Z: Empire State Of Mind
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UjsXo9l6I8
The sad part about this selection is that Jay Z could be a fine young Republican if he put his mind to it and stopped letting the liberal and homogay agenda influence him to do evils such as this video. You can tell the homogays funded this because of the way they put Derek Jeter in it. He is a well-known homogay and we can only hope he already hasn’t taken Mr. Z’s anal virginity during the filming of this video. Apart from that, the songs message is also Satanic. New York is known to be sinful and celebrating it is no better than whipping your sin stick out and dripping man sauce all over the good book of the Lord. Shame on you, Jay Z.
Chris Brown: Look At Me Now
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gyLR4NfMiI
Not many people know this, but when not punching women in the face he is probably a homogay punching guys in the butt. He starts the song by admitting that good Christians can’t even get in to “his” side of the club, meaning the homogay side, then proceeds to state how fresh his anus is. Abruptly he stops and asks you to say hi to his penis. Only homogays show their penis and say hi. The other rappers in the song are illegible, but it sounds to my good Christian ears like they decided to forgo rapping to just have a huge man-orgy.
Katy Perry: ET
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM
By tricking a good Christian gentleman such as Kanye West into appearing on this track she is not only dooming her soul but his as well. While he brought holy, God-fearing lyrics to the track, she countered with whoreishness and hatred for all that is not homogay. Her line “They callin me an alien, a big headed astronaut” that she wrote and forced Kanye to say proves she was trying to make him love large headed penises. Christwire tried to email Mr. West to get confirmation that he did not in fact turn homogay from this experience, but sadly we have not received a response yet. We hope for the best for brother Kanye.
Bruno Mars: The Lazy Song
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0
Typical liberal fare, teaching your children it is better to sit at home in your underwear than get a job and be a productive member of society. Even in the comfort of his own home a Christian is presentable and doesn’t smell like a hippie construction worker. Combing your hair daily is essential to your relationship with God. Being nothing but a dirty hippie is the road to drug use, and that road also detours into Hell. If you catch your children listening to this, the only remedy is to immediately send them out to the yard to do some fine character-building hard work like building a shed or digging trenches to keep the gays out.
7:15 pm
Thank you for exposing this sinful collection of music. Parents out there need to know what their children are listening to. It is clear that most of these artists are bred from the homogay culture of Hollywood. I am journeying my way through California warning the few Christians left to retreat the state before God’s fault lines rip it off this blessed country. Glad to see you doing your part by keeping Hollywood’s homogay influence out of good Christian homes by warning America before its children can get infected with SatanAIDS.
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7:18 pm
Kids should turn away from this hip-hop and to God and sports.
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3:41 pm
Sports lead to fame = drugs drugs=sex sex=AIDS AIDS=death hmmmmm u wanna kill teenagers and more so male teens leaving girls who then become gay well well wat a christian music on the other hand music=dreams dreams=goal goal=work work=success success=love love=family family=great whole some life Yay! music wins like always oh and kanye wont answer cuz he knows this is complete bullshit
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7:20 pm
I listened to all of these and all of the lyrics sounded like metaphors for gay anal sin docking sex acts. Sometimes I feel like the entire music industry exists to bring the good Christian Kanye West down into sin.
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7:10 pm
i bet u get no ass
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10:34 pm
Kayne West is not a good christian. He’s a stuck up asswhole
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9:06 pm
Dude your a douchebag. None of these songs have to with any of that. Seriously, your are the biggest tool i’ve ever seen.
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4:07 pm
COMMON! YOU REALLY THINK KANYE WEST IS A CHRISTIAN? THATS REALLY FUNNY. HE IS A DEVOUT SATANIST. HES SOLD HIS SOUL HE KNOWS WAT HES DOIN
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7:32 pm
Oh you guys, and your feelings against sin but yet deceive everyone else like it isn’t wrong. That’s like a cop smoking weed and saying it’s ok because he enforces the law and keeps bad people from doing it. Last I checked, we were in real life, not “Satan’s Anal Womb,” which I suppose you’ve been to since you describe what it’s like there so perfectly.
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7:49 pm
how do you know it is described perfectly if you haven’t been there?
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7:41 pm
Notice how it’s all mainstream. People should listen to Five Finger Death Punch, Trivium, Communic, Arch Enemy, Tiesto, etc. Not people who use their *gasp* real names!
/sarcasm?
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7:54 pm
my grand son likes 5fdp but I have never heard of these others
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8:57 pm
5fdp is pretty awesome. Love the “Bad Company” remake they did.
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10:46 pm
shut up granny. no one cares about your grandson.
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11:28 pm
Speak for yourself when you angry lesbian rage rises up. We love hearing all about Susan’s happy family life.
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8:01 pm
I have heard those and they are all communist bands
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8:50 pm
No, you haven’t heard them. And Communism isn’t a bad idea, it’s just that humans really suck at putting it into practice because we’re all greedy by nature. This is why capitalism works better in practice.
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10:49 pm
Hi. You look like a hippie. You have a piercing so you ruined the holy temple of god. You wear black which in your translation is satans color. What church do you go to ? I’d like to visit.
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10:50 pm
Are you gay ? You look it.
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11:26 pm
Eva, stop trying to spread your liberal negativism. Cool Tom is a youth pastor, he is “in”, he understands the youth of today and can speak their language.
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4:17 pm
Wow. Then he is a hypocrite. So he can sit there and insult others but he can be “in”
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10:23 pm
Brother Cool Tom is right, and I suspect maybe ‘Captain Obvious’ is a euphemism for communism as well.
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10:26 pm
What isn’t related to communism to you? Aside from Christianity and Conservatism and anything related to both of them.
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12:03 am
Are you questioning my patriotism?
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12:15 am
I’m questioning your sanity, or at least what little you could possibly have.
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2:44 am
My sanity is not the issue here. I can read between the lines in your name as well. L.N. sounds a lot like Lenin. In fact it is almost identical when spoken.
You are probably the type of girl who likes reading the communist manifesto and doesn’t shave her legs.
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8:52 pm
Yeah, sure, why not?
Anyway, why do you consider being from a Communist nation and insult? It’s just laws.
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6:54 am
“Throughout this video her skin glistens with the glitter of Satan’s magical sperm sauce.”
“Combing your hair daily is essential to your relationship with God”
Wait…You’re telling me that this is a real article? As in…not a joke? Seriously, ChristWire, I think you need to have a little more scrutiny with your authors because I think you’re being trolled. This article is entirely too funny to be serious.
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7:44 am
That’s the problem with people who use their full names – they’re way too literal. Me and the Edge are always saying dat.
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9:31 pm
I love pretty much every song up there! Thanks for putting them in one place so I can see the videos. ET by Katy Perry is probably one of my favorites since it is the ringtone on my cell phone. But I also love Lady Gaga’s Judas, I think the video is brilliantly done. About the Black Eyed Peas all I can say is I love everything they have done. And Chris Browns song is amazing! I would really hate to see what you dumb-asses consider good music, because you pretty much have whats on top of the charts right now posted, maybe you should pull the stick out of your ass and you wouldn’t be so hypocritical!
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3:47 am
The videos were posted for educational purposes only. I appreciate if you wouldn’t use them for sin.
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3:52 pm
Well sorry once you put something up on your site you cant control how its used, just like you cant stop us from telling you how much your website sucks
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11:36 pm
The only pure forms of music are Gregorian chants or festive madrigals. I shall sing praises to the true Demiurge in the hope that your soul is cleansed. An unlikely outcome but a necessity nonetheless.
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11:45 pm
First off my soul does not need to be cleansed, its just fine. Second off what the hell kind of music are you talking about? I doubt I’d like it trust me I am picky about what I listen to but Alex up there put together a nice little list of what I like.
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11:59 pm
You like pure pop trash, you wouldn’t know a good song it Jesus slapped you with it
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12:04 am
Oh I know plenty of good songs, I just downloaded a bunch of good ones today.
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3:50 pm
Ok let me settle all this music=dreams dreams=goals goals=work work=success success=love love=family family=great whole some life Yay! music wins like always oh and kanye wont answer cuz he knows this is complete bullshit and like u bush loving anal bitches he is a total lie. So look music is a form to express urself its not a god oh and u ppl that say anal sex is evil then u need to try it
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11:21 pm
Wow, I can’t believe you almost ran for president. Thank God that never worked out!!
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10:44 pm
I doubt he almost ran for president. These people are screwed up in the head..
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12:02 am
Not every song with lyrics along the lines of “Praise god” are promoting homosexuality or “sinfulness.” And this whole thing about “Good Christian Kanye West,” that made me laugh out loud so hard. You people are ignorant idiots
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10:42 pm
Lololol at you ignorant people calling your research team “professional”. It makes me laugh because you had an article about Justin Bieber and Slipknot collaborating on a song which when I looked it up, was a College Humor parody, which isn’t official last time I checked nor created by either star. Also, Kanye West was drunk when he told Taylor Swift off. Mhm, real Godly thing to do. He was under the influence of alchohol. You sick fucks need to get off the Internet. Your not doing any good to reach an unsaved world.
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10:28 pm
Personally, I think your wrong. I think your wrong, and frankly, your a jerk. Let’s prove it. 1: Friday..Annoying song. Most of us hate it. But she wasn’t showing off that much and SO WHAT IF HE IS BLACK? 2:Judas. Just cause he has that name doesn’t mean he has anything to do with the bible. 3: Just Can’t Get Enough. This song was released over a MONTH before the tsunami. I think it’s irrelevant. And you think BEP is racist? Weren’t you the one that just said 2 songs ago that it was a black man probably dealing cocaine? 4: Mean. Do some research, please. The lyrics are about a girl picking on Taylor’s character, and she talks about how one day she’ll be famous and the other girl will only be a bully. Here’s proof. “some day, I’ll be livin’ in a big old city, and all your ever gonna be is mean.” http://www.directlyrics.com/taylor-swift-mean-lyrics.html 5: We R Who We R. It’s not “neckalus” it’s NECKLACE. And it’s glitter. Get over it, please. 6: Empire State of Mind. You do know this song is about NEW YORK RIGHT? Of course Derek Jeter is going to be included! He is one of the biggest sports stars today! 7: Look at me Now. Not much to say. I personally hate this song and think it’s annoying so I have no view on it. 8: E.T. Your “professional” team does know that there are TWO versions of this song right? One is her by herself that is much less sexual. It was Kayne singing that. Not Katy’s idea. And Kayne? Christian? Yeah, right. 9: Lazy Song. He is just doing this for one day! “Cause TODAY I don’t feel like doin’ anything, nothing at all.” Sorry, but isn’t doing nothing beside church what regular Christians do on Sundays? I am a Roman Catholic and I was raised going to church, but I accept current times. And God help the sick people that want to vote for you for president.
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5:01 pm
JUDAS IS A BLOODY METAPHOR!!! God, you’re SUCH an idiot. It’s about her loving a man who betrays her. She represents Jesus who loved Judas even though he betrayed him.
And Rebecca Black is a 13 year old girl. She didn’t write the song, she just sang it. Her other song choice was about adult love. I’m sure a song about a fun party on a Friday, is better and less “satanic” than a song about adult love, sung by a 13 year old.
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