A Beginner’s Guide to Healthy Male Sexuality: How To Teach Your Son About Puberty (PSA)

Dan Nordgren
• ChristWire
June 15, 2011 8:47 pm19 comments

Learning Your Body w/ Dan Nordgren – Puberty and You, A Beginner’s Guide to Healthy Male Sexuality

Hello, good friends. My name is Dan Nordgren, graduate film student and documentary creator of various film series. Growing up in today’s time can be tough for young men. Where there used to be a time of solid fathering and clear-cut values for every boy to abide by, there is now a blurred line in between sexuality, responsibility and duty to life and country.

Growing up in the tough streets of Brooklyn, my father was forced to learn the hard way many good lessons of life. Lessons he passed on to me: hunting and shooting, being strong in the face of adversary and how to keep the hellhound harlots at bay.

These lessons are those of a generation passed, one that never imagined an Obamacare world of underage mothers and smooth-faced fathers without jobs would exist.

Today’s issues boys face are beyond what our forefathers could have ever imagined. Therefore, this primer is more timely than ever before. Homosexuality runs rampant in elementary and middle schools, teachers paddling the backsides of our Little Johnny’s and teaching them that wearing pink shirts and staying in from recess to ‘dust erasers with Mr. Homostache’ is a natural desire for all children.

We see females are even worse role models as teachers, forcing young middle schools boys to endure pounding sweat sex sessions within tight cramped cars, where the confined space forces the teachers to bear their full weight and thrusts upon the boy’s raging spout of sin. It is a sick time that faces our children and it is no wonder they are growing up to be welfare cases.

Please feel free to use this educational film I have mastered with the help of the Prelinger/ChristWire institute archives. Use this is your youth groups as a guiding tool for young men who are falling into the snaretrap of underaged fatherhood or more traumatic for any family, homosexuality. It is a deadly disease for the body and a death-dealing addictive drug for the mind.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4aqkpbZcq4

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19 Comments

  • Pretty neat, I never heard of the Fill Out Rate test.

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  • “As a man, it is your duty to hold a steady job and to find a wife to raise the children you create with your new “abilities”.”

    Maybe back in the 1950s. Welcome to the 21st Century, where women have rights.

    “On average, most children begin puberty between the ages of 18 – 21″

    That’s a flat-out lie. Children begin between the ages of 9 to 14.

    “Puberty before 18 usually indicates a traumatic homosexual encounter took place during childhood.”

    Another lie.

    “Liberals will claim women hold the key to life creation, but it is within the testes that the Homonculus (little human) exists as a swimming tadpole (called a spermatazoa)”

    There is no such thing as a “Homonculus”. The spermatazoa simply contains chromosomes and DNA that combine with the chromosomes and DNA inside the egg of the female. Stop trying to imply that females are nothing more than incubators.

    “It is not normal for teenagers under 21 to think of these things”

    Yes, it is. Sexual thoughts and urges begin to start during puberty and continue after. Puberty begins anywhere from 9 to 14 years old.

    Dan, when was the last time you took a biology class?

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    • I am sickened by the fact you think it is okay for 9 – 14 year olds to be sexually active.

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      • “I am sickened by the fact you think it is okay for 9 – 14 year olds to be sexually active.”

        Please provide a quote of mine where I said it was okay for people of those ages to be sexually active.

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        • Sure. In the comment above, you stated: “Sexual thoughts and urges begin to start during puberty and continue after. Puberty begins anywhere from 9 to 14 years old.”

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          • Good for you. Now would you please find me a quote where I say it’s OKAY FOR THEM TO BE HAVING SEX.

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          • I don’t see anywhere where he said “its okay for them to be having sex”.

            In case you aren’t aware, sex usually involves an act of sexual intercourse. I don’t think I can accurately describe sexual intercourse without you throwing a bitch fit about me being a woman and knowing words that are more than one syllable.

            She said, and I quote:
            “Sexual thoughts and urges begin to start during puberty and continue afterwards…”

            Okay, sexual thoughts can range from sexual fantasies which no nine year old in their right mind has to thinking that an article of clothing might look good on their body. And by article of clothing, I mean jeans, shirts, dresses, skirts, belts, jewelry, makeup, and so on. It isn’t wrong for a nine year old girl to have her own sense of style or fashion. Its so she can explore who she is and who she will become. And again, if you had enough faith and belief in your Christian teachings you wouldn’t be worried about a young girl going out and turning tricks.

            And “urges” can range from thinking that a boy is cute to sexual intercourse, which again, no nine year old girl is thinking about. In case you weren’t aware, it is perfectly natural for a younger girl to find a boy attractive without trying to vie for sexual attention. Hell, even babies flirt with the people around them. So obviously you haven’t been paying attention to the world around you.

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      • William Fry

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  • Is there one for girls and mothers who have to raise the little harpies?

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  • Ok I think you really need to go back to 5th grade biology because there is not one fact in this article.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    This is fantastic!

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  • Christian Intellectual

    Great Video, i learned a lot.

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    • This is why men have no clue on what women really want.

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      • Correction, this is why crazy, psychotic CHRISTIAN men have no clue at ALL about women.

        Men in general don’t know what what women want for an entirely different reason.

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        • You right I do stand corrected on that!

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        • Correction, hysterical women don’t know what they want and need men to help them understand. Unfortunately, the men of today don’t tell women how to act and behave correctly. ever since women have tried to make their own decisions, the world has been going towards satan.

          Being christian has nothing to do with it. It just means that those men that are christian, are more able to guide their women to correct thinking and actions because they are not bullied by women who insist that everyone should be able to do what they want. God says that is not so.

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          • Shut up, all this sexist crap because its in the bible is getting old. Haven’t you realized the is the 21st century? Women have rights, we can get a job, and wear skimpy clothing, and speak our mind. I think your problem is your just to afraid that women are right and you are wrong. I will never be dominated by a man.

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  • I like how they “try” to make it look like part of the old 50′s video if only the bible had a good chapter on computers.

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  • Ahahahahahahaha I love how they called it” pickle whistle” among other thing, oh christwire, find someone who knows what their talking about

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