Are You A Dutch? You Might Be The Devil!!!
Let me preface this article by saying, I do not hate all the Dutches, just the evil drug abusing, homogay loving, prostitution usering, pornographfying Dutch people. It sickens me to have learned that the once wholesome Dutch people, with their windmills and wooden shoes, have decided on a horse-drawn carriage to Satan’s “Playland”. If you don’t believe me, I am about to destroy your little bubble of “Dutch Love”, so listen up!
Firstly, let me give you some History of the Dutch, so you don’t think I am just making things up.
The Dutch hail from many States of England, such as Poland, Scandinavia, and Argentina. They are mostly known for the fact that they created the chemical known as “THC” which is used in marijuanas, and also for the live homogay sex acts performed in the “Red Light Districts” of every Dutch colony. Homogay games such as the “Dutch Oven” are now used in countries around the world, including God’s Country, the U.S.A.
“Dutch Oven” is defined as when one homogay is able to place his entire head into the fecal sin pit of another homogay in order to partake in the aroma and “baked goods” of the other. I am sickened by even having typed the meaning of this “game”. I guess the heat from the second homogay’s backdoor Satan playground is the reason for calling it the “Oven”, but don’t put anything past a Dutch.
Any place that can create the most deadly drug on Earth aka THC, is obviously a terrorist minded group of “humans”. Now I have found that they are using communist Japanese Anime pornography mixed with the homogay Spiderman movies and Nazi propaganda to try and rape our children’s souls and backsides. I will not stand for this type of behavior.
http://www.montrealgazette.com/story_print.html?id=4807187&sponsor=
Firstly, Kirsten Durst is a Devil Whore who has teeth that look like the Tic-Tac candies, and starred as Marijuana Watson in the “Spiderman” films. This alone is horrifying, but when you realize that those films were written by two homogay lovers, Sam Ramming and Bruce Cumbell, you start to get why this harlot joined forces. Those two homogays first became “partners” on a film named “Evil Dead”(need I say more), then became famous for films like “Army of Darkness”, “Send Me To Hell”, “Harry Potter” and “Fast and Furious”. It is no doubt both of them are Dutch’s as well as homogays.
Secondly, These people are dreaming of a day when we can finally clone Hitler and restart the Holocaust. I don’t know about most people here, but I am firmly against another Holocaust(unless my Jewish neighbor keeps stealing my paper). I find it grossly abhorrent that anybody race would want another Holocaust, especially the Dutches, because Poland was invaded by Hitler’s armies at one point.
Thirdly and lastly, There is no reason for these Dutchies to try and compete with Japan and Germany on the Pornography Market. They have the prostitution, mariguana, homogay sex and vampire love already, why try to break into a new terroritory, like anime/pornography? Especially with an unacctractive fat girl with tic-tac teeth and no milk sacs?
Here is a link to a preview of that horrible film, NOBODY SHOULD WATCH THIS UNLESS YOU ARE FIRM IN YOUR FAITH. WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD LEAVE THE ROOM IMMEDIATELY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ShAk_yTSI&feature=BFp&list=WL32B45B57E369A785&index=2
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Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
11:51 am
I do not like the Dutch.
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1:47 pm
Hey bitch guess what? I’m part Dutch! My last name is Dutch!
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1:56 pm
Step 1 to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Good job Claire, you are on your way.
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1:58 pm
Shut up, cunt.
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2:04 pm
I see the Dutch also lack maturity and have foul sailor mouths. I will add that to my research notes.
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2:53 pm
The Nederlanders spell it “kut”!
You should have known that you dutch wannabe!
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4:41 pm
I never said that I spoke Dutch, just that I’m part Dutch and my last name is Dutch.
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5:08 am
Did you mean Dutch or Butch? I’ve seen you get letters mixed up before and we all know you are still recovering from your little ‘meet-up’ with RD.
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9:42 am
Adam, shut the fuck up. Shouldn’t you be off coercing a nurse into sex and then making her feel like a whore?
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6:54 pm
Brother Bruce the hand of God has surely touched you. This piece brought laughs to my mouth, tears to my eyes and sadness to my heart.
I never knew the true level of evil that is capable from the dutch. Thank you so much for bringing this to us. I know it took a lot of time away from your main job now which is secretly culling Sister Claires Cat hording problem. God Bless you son.
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7:33 pm
Hmmm… Devil + Anus = Danus!
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10:13 pm
Excuse me, but… what do Argentines have to do with Dutchs? We don’t even live in the same hemisphere, and we Argentines are pretty reclutant to get involved with anything that has something to do with Europe.
And about being a state of England… what an insult! The British stole our Malvinas (‘Falkland’, as they call them), and what’s worse is that the Chileans practically sold us.
Also, you say you are against a new Holocaust, and yet your hate towards those who do not believe in what you believe is so big, that you are in fact encouraging a new genocide. You have the same thoughts that Adolf had: the supremacy of a certain race, with certain ideals and moral values, which follows a certain religion.
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5:52 am
Jared..i kinda get ths article but then I don’t
Anyways it was good to see you last night
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12:00 am
So … christians when you gonna kill all people who doN,t follow your ideal ?
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12:16 am
Murder is a sin. We will just wait for every other non-Christian to kill each other. Why do you keep asking these questions when you know Christians don’t start wars, we just finish them?
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2:02 am
Isn’t the fact that you’re actively wishing for the death of people just the same as killing them? It’s the idea that their deaths give you joy.
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3:15 am
No L.N, this is yet another reason that young ladies, such as you, should not involve yourselves in our Adult discussions. We don’t want anybody to die, just that if they don’t turn to Christ, they will be dead anyway.
Thank you L.N, for trying to join an Adult conversation, but please stay with your Youth Group next time.
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12:57 am
The Catholic church endorsed ww1 and ww2. check your intel before condoning the actions of a corrupted religion
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4:35 pm
I’d like to mention the Crusades. And the Holocaust in the 3rd Reich (which is not a war, but a genocide inside a war, but I hope you get my point). And the mini-war that occurs in this website everyday between you and the people with some common sense.
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5:04 pm
Once Again, no one at chrisTwire was responsible for the crusades or the holocaust. I can’t believe how many times I have to type that.
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6:01 pm
Not ChristWire, but the Christians in general. Don’t you know how to read, mr. Weisz?
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12:22 am
I would however like to rid the world of the “Dutch” scourge. I can’t involve myself in the death of millions, but if someone could wipe out a few people.
!. Dutch
2. Mexicans
3. Chineses
4. England
These countries seem evil and we should drop an A-Bomb on them soon.
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4:56 pm
Reflect on this:
- The greatest part of what you people read comes from Europe (see: full of Dutch)
- You basically depend on Mexicans to clean your houses and keep your gardens neat, because according to your logic ‘you are too good to do such jobs’
- The greatest part of what you buy and sell is made by Chinese people, because of the lower production costs. Also, China makes possible all of your designs in terms of manufacture.
- And last but not least: You are England’s ‘son’. If it weren’t because of the British settlers, you’d still be wild land (full of indians, no English language, no Catholicism, etc.), OR you’d have been a Spanish, Portuguese or French colony, you choose.
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1:05 am
and let me guess. you are from the U.S. of A. no surprise. our prime minister here in OZ is just a blind little sheep following u tools to the means of our doom. hows your little oil war going anyway.
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1:07 am
previous comment for bruce danus.
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2:37 pm
Hm…so since I’m part Dutch and I’m dating a man who is half English and half Chinese…does that mean if we have a child they could be Satan? Wow. What is wrong with you people? XD
And I thought you didn’t promote death? An atomic bomb? Did you not learn from Hiroshima? How dare you even be allowed to spout this idiocracy.
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3:06 am
Or god will kill them instead with earth quakes or e.coli
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3:21 am
I pray for that day!!! If worse comes to worse though, somebody except America, will destroy them. We will just help them rebuild in “Our Image”.
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3:58 am
a pretty image it will be!
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11:21 am
FUCK YOU !
The jewish people are the devil !!
PS : WEED IS BETTER 4 U THAN ALCOHOL U NIGGER
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5:45 pm
1. This is funny. A “Dutch Oven” is when you fart under the covers and trap your partner under the covers creating a “gas chamber”.
2. Jesus’s death on the cross made it to where you don’t have to commit the act, you just have to think it. If you hate someone and wish they would die, it is murder.
3. America is no longer the Promised Land. Please. If America is the promised land and this is heaven on earth, then I’m really scared of what Hell will be.
4. As L.N. has said multiple times, he is a man. As in male.
And Rick, Jews are not the devil, but I will agree with you on the weed comment, although I must say, for me it is pretty tight run on which is cooler, but weed wins, hands down.
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10:22 am
Again, is this a serious article??? Where do you get your facts??
To give you some feedback;
- THC was not “invented”‘ in fact, it is the natural part of certain plants that don’t even grow in the Netherlands….
- THC is not a deadly drug, and definitely not the most deadly drug on earth. Who told you this fairytale??
- The red light district you talk about consists of literally 4 streets in the city of Amsterdam (that is a city, not the entire Netherlands) and is mainly visited by tourists; most of those are actually Americans!
- I hope you DO know that the Netherlands are in no way connected to Scandinavia, Poland or Argentina?? Argentina can be found south of your beloved US of A, just for your information.
- The word “homogay” does not exist. But it strikes me how much you claim to know about homosexual stuff. Care to explain??
- If it weren’t for the “Dutches” as you keep calling them, Manhattan and the rest of New York would not exist.
- Kirsten Dunst is actually part German, since her father is German. You DO know that Germany is not the same as the Netherlands???
- Most of the population of the USA actually have their roots in Europe.
- I find it very very sick to say that the “Dutches” want a new holocaust. Even if this article is some kind of joke; this is not something to joke about. The nazi genocide killed many many Dutch people during the war, including some of my family members.
Did you ever READ anything about European history? Better yet, did you ever read anything about American history??
I’ll give you some REAL facts;
Yes, it was your forefathers that killed most of the native Americans. Your ancestors also kept slavery alive untill not so long ago. America is actually the invenor of some of the most deadly drugs in the world; Meth, for instance. And LSD was invented by your precious government.
The USA killed more people in wars against other countries than you could ever imagine. The whole fight against terrorism and mr. Bin Laden is the biggest joke. Guess who trained him, and gave him weapons and bombs many years ago, during the cold war??? Exactly, the US of A; CIA to be more precise.
And all of this is about one simple thing; oil and money. Why do you think the USA invaded Irak and Afghanistan, but does not care about a similar situation in Syria, Libia or most of the countries in Africa?? Because there is nothing for them to be gained there. As soon as someone finds a lot of oil in one of those countries, you will be the first to send weapons and soldiers there.
And yes; these ARE facts; so if I look at all these facts I can only come to one conclusion; the USA are the devil!
Judging by the way you run this website you will probably say that all of this is a lie.
So enjoy your shortsighted life and keep sticking your head in the sand. But please don’t make up a lot of so called “facts” that only confirm your own ignorance.
This kind of stuff is the main reason for all the shit your precious USA caused all over the world. It scares me that some people actually believe this nonsense…..
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9:34 am
What Drug Jockey said. You have no clue what you are talking about.
Frankly, what scares me the most is that you and some of your readers share an opinion/vision not that different from Hitlers.
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4:08 pm
I just now read this at this late date, and I can see how prophetic this article is. Thank goodness we live in the only country that is blessed by Christ.
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12:22 pm
OMG YOU FOUND ME!
Greets,
Devil
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1:30 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA and you, conservative, shallow, narrowminded-American, want us, Dutch people to take you as an example of how Perfect People live?
Give me a break (you can keep the kitkat). Is this meant as a joke? Because it is so poorly written that I can only wonder how a sane person, as you tell us to be, can actually think he’s right.
I’m Dutch AND gay and PROUD. I can’t believe how anyone could be so pigheaded to actually be this racist. How’s that for evil? Forget THC, racism is the most pure form of evil that has ever been invented. But then I remember: THE CONSERVATIVE AMERICANS ARE PIGHEADED ENOUGH! ;D why do you even bother? Come here to Rotterdam and say all this in my face, let’s see who’s gonna have a laugh.
Maybe it’s time that you whipe your bible-pages out of your eyes, and see what horrible things you Americans have done to not only yourself, but to the rest of the world as well. *coughvietnamiraqafghanistanjustasasmallexamplecoughcough*
By the way! We actually FOUNDED your precious New York! Jealous much? How can you even be proud to be an american? Your history only goes about 300 years back. Ours? Thousands of years.
Such a long history, and you can only come up with things as our gay pride and liberal minds? Or weed? Idunno dude, but a lot of your holy Americans come down here to Amsterdam to smoke weed. Yet again, who’s stupid now?
But if you, mister Author, are really so well educated about the Netherlands and its inhabitants, you would know that we don’t walk on wooden shoes anymore. Maybe you should stop fapping and go out more, in order to LEARN. Which, clearly, you haven’t done in a long while.
My conclusion to this? Quite a shallow description of Dutch people.
As a finishing touch to this message: je moet gewoon een keertje flink hard in je reet genomen worden. Dan komt alles weer goed ;D
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6:13 am
ARE U AN AMERICAN?? YOU MIGHT BE THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!
A typical american terrorist is white and christ, thats a fact!!
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12:41 pm
I’m Dutch. Recently had two, yes TWO heads up my sin hole while being jerked off by a third guy. We do it on the bus all the time, we learned how in the greatest nation of the world
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1:14 am
Wow. you guys just keep getting dumber and dumber.
the “dutches” as you call them, are not evil. They are no more evil than the rest of the world. My best friend happens to be dutch, and is one of the most kindhearted people i know; he’s had a lot of severe health issues, and she is brave enough and caring enough to help him with day to day things.
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