• Brady Bunch Mom Florence Henderson Got Crabs from New York Mayor

    June 25, 2011 10:14 pm 21 comments
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  • In her new memoir “Life Is Not A Stage”, Brady Bunch mother Florence Henderson confesses that she cheated on her husband with Democrat New York mayor John Lindsay.  For the sins of her affair, God slapped her flapping sally with a horrible infestation of black pubic lice, known as ‘crabs’ to the black community.

    Why Florence has waited until she is 77 to tell us all about this act of whoredom is beyond anyone, unless she is planning to be like her Golden Girls counterpart Betty White who now has a television show by acting unreasonably slutty for a lady of her age.

    What we learn here is that men can never trust their wives.  They will cheat and get crabs with the Democrat mayor of New York, then brag about it late in life so they can get better television ratings.  Look at this sickening story from AP News

    Henderson, now 77, recounts in her upcoming memoir that she was cheating on
    her husband during the 1960s, and gave in to her better judgment when her
    married and unattractive friend put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly
    Hills Hotel.

    “I was lonely. I knew it wasn’t the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I
    did it,” she writes in “Life is Not a Stage,” set for publication in

    Henderson went home later that night, and awoke to a grisly surprise the next
    day as she saw “little black things” crawling over her bed and body.

    An urgent call to a doctor took care of the problem, known medically as pubic
    lice, and Lindsay sent her flowers and a note of apology.

    “Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over
    all socioeconomic strata,” Henderson writes. “He must have had quite the active
    life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship.”

    Lindsay, who died in 2000, was was mayor of New York from 1966 to 1973.
    Before that, he was a U.S. congressman. He launched a brief bid for the
    Democratic presidential nomination in 1972. His wife of 51 years died in

    “‘I was lonely. I knew it wasn’t the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I
    did it.'”

    What a slut, just like Eve in the Garden of Eden. Is this really the logic of women? No wonder Satan had no problem convincing Eve it was moral to open her legs and let him slid his snake body in and out of her until he squirted a poison toxin of Devil’s DNA right into Eve and made all humans have some evil in them.

    She is trying to use the ‘lonely’ defense and this is how the muted brain of a woman works, men. They try to twist logic and always come out the innocent victim. How sick is that?

    Husbands, if your wife has seemed perfect, that is the greatest warning sign she is just another Flordence Henderson. She is biding her time to write a memoir and make money off your ignorance.

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