Brady Bunch Mom Florence Henderson Got Crabs from New York Mayor
In her new memoir “Life Is Not A Stage”, Brady Bunch mother Florence Henderson confesses that she cheated on her husband with Democrat New York mayor John Lindsay. For the sins of her affair, God slapped her flapping sally with a horrible infestation of black pubic lice, known as ‘crabs’ to the black community.
Why Florence has waited until she is 77 to tell us all about this act of whoredom is beyond anyone, unless she is planning to be like her Golden Girls counterpart Betty White who now has a television show by acting unreasonably slutty for a lady of her age.
What we learn here is that men can never trust their wives. They will cheat and get crabs with the Democrat mayor of New York, then brag about it late in life so they can get better television ratings. Look at this sickening story from AP News
Henderson, now 77, recounts in her upcoming memoir that she was cheating on
her husband during the 1960s, and gave in to her better judgment when her
married and unattractive friend put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly
Hills Hotel.“I was lonely. I knew it wasn’t the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I
did it,” she writes in “Life is Not a Stage,” set for publication in
September.Henderson went home later that night, and awoke to a grisly surprise the next
day as she saw “little black things” crawling over her bed and body.An urgent call to a doctor took care of the problem, known medically as pubic
lice, and Lindsay sent her flowers and a note of apology.“Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over
all socioeconomic strata,” Henderson writes. “He must have had quite the active
life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship.”Lindsay, who died in 2000, was was mayor of New York from 1966 to 1973.
Before that, he was a U.S. congressman. He launched a brief bid for the
Democratic presidential nomination in 1972. His wife of 51 years died in
2004.
“‘I was lonely. I knew it wasn’t the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I
did it.’”
What a slut, just like Eve in the Garden of Eden. Is this really the logic of women? No wonder Satan had no problem convincing Eve it was moral to open her legs and let him slid his snake body in and out of her until he squirted a poison toxin of Devil’s DNA right into Eve and made all humans have some evil in them.
She is trying to use the ‘lonely’ defense and this is how the muted brain of a woman works, men. They try to twist logic and always come out the innocent victim. How sick is that?
Husbands, if your wife has seemed perfect, that is the greatest warning sign she is just another Flordence Henderson. She is biding her time to write a memoir and make money off your ignorance.
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10:18 pm
im sure the author is gay look at his pic! so what is she got it on with the mayor that is a whole other level of respect i have for her and crabs well we can get rid of those
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10:34 pm
She was married and he was married. That is very wrong. I am also a normal man and am organizing a counter-protest to this New York gay right’s movement.
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9:23 am
That’s an insult to gay people. Dan looks like a donkey.
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2:25 pm
i know and im bi so it kinda got me! im srry gays, i love them!
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10:21 pm
Pubic shaving actually originated in ancient Egypt and Greece when prostitutes had to shave for both hygienic reasons (crabs) and as a clear sign of their profession. How odd this woman wasn’t professional in her dalliances.
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12:12 am
It’s well knows that in the 1960′s, women let their public hair grow into thick matted steel wool fur patches. This was due to the influence of women’s lib and marajuana addiction. We now live in a “shaved” age where hippies have little pubic appeal.
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10:26 pm
Who hasn’t slept with a mayor? So what this article is useless and has no point. Dan maybe next time try something that people care about, even though you will butcher that article to.
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10:37 pm
very true, anyways that’s a good thing she can get any guy to his knees
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10:38 pm
Yep you are right there!
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10:45 pm
I believe the actress has crabs… HEADCRABS!
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10:49 pm
Dan, this article is incredibly useful and has a great point. Many people in the fellowship and elsewhere care about your reporting on the unsaved world. I look forward to your next piece.
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10:59 pm
Thank you, August. I have been away filming and setting up for Christwire’s upcoming documentary slated for release in late 2012. Exciting work! But I also love journalism. What’s sad is that even in old Hollywood, I am not surprised to hear these types of affairs were going on.
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11:05 pm
You do his work always with a smile. Praise click for you.
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10:25 am
How horrendous… I will never be able to watch the Brady Bunch with confidence again.
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10:27 am
Also, this begs the question where mayor Bloomberg got the crabs himself. Is this another celebrity scandal waiting to happen?
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4:39 pm
I believe she also committed incest with her son on the show
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12:21 am
She rocked Barry William’s world while the other two boys watched from the bunk beds, pretending to sleep while they ejizzulated their satan seeds all over their sheets. I believe this experience led to Booby and Sindy playing “doctor” in the adjoined bathroom.
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5:07 pm
How can she be certain she got the crabs from Mayor Koch? Couldn’t they have just as easily come from the soiled and sunken mattress in the alley behind the bar that they did the deed upon? And yes, Susan, she did “date” her oldest stepson from the Brady Bunch, but hell, who wouldn’t? Have you looked at him? Whoa! And besides, Father Brady was gay.
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9:17 am
NOT ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. OKAY. MOST WOMEN ARE SCARED THAT THERE HUSBANDS WILL CHEAT ON THEM, AND A LOT OF THEM DO. SOME WOMEN CHEAT, I DO ADMIT THAT. BUT DON’T SAY ALL WOMEN DO, BECAUSE YOUR MAKING A STATEMENT THAT IS TOO GENERAL. THINK ABOUT ALL THE MEN, TIGER WOODS, JOHN EDWARDS, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, CHARLIE SHEEN, ETC.
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9:26 am
Jessica,
Do you shout like that in Church or a library? Does it make you feel empowered? I think if you took a couple of steps back and gained some macro perspective, it might help.
Kind regards,
BB
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5:44 pm
This is a computer, who says im shouting. I was just trying to get noticed to get my point out, I think if you took a couple of steps back and gained some macro perspective, it might help.
Kind regards,
Jessica
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