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RedditBristol Palin’s night of losing her virgin stamp was one typical of young high school and college girls. She was drunk on wine coolers, had plied Levi Johnston with unthinkable advances and she was drunk on wine coolers. When she had woke up, she didn’t remember much and Levi had left in confused shame.
In her new book, “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far,” Bristol tells that she and Levi used condoms, but as we know condoms are just a liberal ploy to encourage underage fornicatino. How many young, sterling men with bright futures have been told ‘It’ll be fine, we will use protection!’ to only find themselves fathers 9 months later. Levi was a victim of this common sorority girl scheme.
When Bristol did the obligatory thing and got pregnant, Levi said, “It better be a f*cking boy!”, already showing a true gut and grit in taking on responsibility. The memoir further goes on to say then Governor Sarah Palin was shocked, because she did not know what Bristol was doing to stay warm on those frigidly cold Alaskan nights.
Men, it’s just not worth it. Many of you will be going to college next year and will be faced with vajazzled jezebels wielding wine coolers and seeing you as their ‘baby daddy’ paycheck. When poor young Levi was told he had to cut the umbilical cord, all he could do was allegedly say, “Gross.” Gross.
It is really gross how so many young men fall into this trap. They are forced to turn away from their desires to be the lawyers, doctors and intrepid businessmen of tomorrow, all because they were forced into these illicit sexual encounters with these young women who just cannot contain themselves.
Levi always wanted to be a family man and it is so typical that Bristol now has a beautiful $270,000 home in Arizona, while Levi sits in Alaska freezing and confused in the harsh, biting cold. Another man’s life ruined by the swashbuckling condom and wine cooler routine. Sad, so terribly, terribly, sad.
Run away from the harpies, men, and remember that Sad Ballad of Levi. Your semester of college can easily turn into a lifetime of “Wah, wah” doom, in all of nine months.
Keep chaste and keep the faith, my friends. Keep chaste and beware the gap legged spinstresses of your demise.
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“In her new book, “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far,” Bristol tells that she and Levi used condoms, but as we know condoms are just a liberal ploy to encourage underage fornicatino.”
‘I mean, it’s not like condoms were made so that idiotic teenagers who are going to completely ignore the idea that sex can lead to bad things in the long run can at least SOMEWHAT protect themselves in the midst of sex, that’s just crazy!’
I think this just proves that if a Conservative can’t even keep a hold of their child who promotes the same values, then why should they even be in office. This is just proof that Conservatives are nothing but liars.
Hey, douchebags wanna pin the blame of random shit on liberals, I can play the same game.
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Sarah Palin is a woman and as said before, she cannot really be trusted in a position of power. She’d make a nice office secretary like Hillary Clinton or Condoleez’a'a Rice.
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“I’m not sexist, I just think that women can’t be trusted with power.” – Adam Nelson
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AS an actual woman I can not agree with Brother Nelson more. Women are not blessed by god with the intelect that he blessed man with, this is simply stated in the bible. A woman has no rights over a man unless he is
1)her son
2)a liberal or communist
3)homogay
4)a man whore of a husband
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Do people of your age and physical appearance even count as male or female anymore, or even as humans?
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It has been proven many times that women are smarter than men, just because your not that smart does not make all women stupid, just you.
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Please, show me in the bible where it says you have authority over a man if he’s a liberal, gay, or (and you should be ashamed of this one) a ‘man whore of a husband’. Clearly if this is stated then there MUST be a passage, right?
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What about the guys the get women drunk and take advantage of them? Does it ever occur in your people small minds that maybe men are to blame sometimes? Kids are gonna have sex it’s a fact of life than no one can change, the only thing people can do is educate them and give them condoms to protect themselves. Thats what there meant to do. Of course there not 100% effective but no method of birth control is, but wouldn’t you them be 99% safe than 0% safe?
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That is pretty uncommon, Shannon. All you have to do is look at all the high school cases where a teacher forces a teenage boy to have sexual encounters to imagine the horrors these college men must be facing.
It’s usually and always a female teacher doing the seducing, while the boys are the innocent victims in it all. Just imagine, all those teachers were once in college and using those same tactics to trick freshman guys into baby-making, child support schemes.
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No its a lot more common than you think it is, you are just to close minded in your own little world to realize that guys are bad, they do bad things. Maybe if you were not so close minded you could you could get along with someone besides yourself.
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1 out of every 6 American women has been the victim of an attempted or completed rape in her lifetime (14.8% completed rape; 2.8% attempted rape).
17.7 million American women have been victims of attempted or completed rape.
9 of every 10 rape victims were female in 2003.
Girls ages 16-19 are 4 times more likely than the general population to be victims of rape, attempted rape, or sexual assault.
7% of girls in grades 5-8 and 12% of girls in grades 9-12 said they had been sexually abused.
In 1995, local child protection service agencies identified 126,000 children who were victims of either substantiated or indicated sexual abuse.5
* Of these, 75% were girls.
* Nearly 30% of child victims were between the age of 4 and 7.
In 2004-2005, 64,080 women were raped. According to medical reports, the incidence of pregnancy for one-time unprotected sexual intercourse is 5%. By applying the pregnancy rate to 64,080 women, RAINN estimates that there were 3,204 pregnancies as a result of rape during that period.
Approximately 2/3 of rapes were committed by someone known to the victim.
73% of sexual assaults were perpetrated by a non-stranger.
38% of rapists are a friend or acquaintance.
28% are an intimate.
7% are a relative.
Courtesy of RAINN (Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network)
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http://www.ncvc.org/ncvc/main.aspx?dbName=DocumentViewer&DocumentID=32361
Society is becoming increasingly aware of male rape. However, experts believe that current male rape statistics vastly under-represent the actual number of males age 12 and over who are raped each year.
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That’s because males are more embarrassed than females to report it, which they shouldn’t be.
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Yet, they are, Claire. Yet they are. It’s you women who are vajazzling and chasing down these men, plying them with alcohol and then laughing at Mary Kay parties as you plan your baby shower and your victim’s life of forced fatherhood misery.
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Adam you are the most sexiest person I have ever read in my life!
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“It’s you women who are vajazzling and chasing down these men, plying them with alcohol and then laughing at Mary Kay parties as you plan your baby shower and your victim’s life of forced fatherhood misery.”
You sound like you’re lumping me in with women who are “vajazzled” and have sex with random men. According to you, aren’t I a prude?
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Adam, do you have ANY kind of grasp of the English language? You’re saying “yet they are” in response to Claire saying that men are embarrassed even though they shouldn’t be, and then you go onto something different, yet you act as if the two things are related.
Not only that, you’re just blowing smoke out your ass. Where are all of these parties you mention? Shouldn’t that sort of thing be on the news? There has to be some form of a reliable source that proves this point. If not, you’re just a sexist prick who needs his license (all of them) to be void and then be locked up.
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LN, stop doing drugs. It inhibits your ability to keep up with discourse.
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You need to stop being a lying little bastard, Adam. You don’t wanna prove jack shit, you just wanna say you’re right and leave it at that, then you get pissy whenever someone tells you you’re wrong and even proves it.
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Yea those are called PEDOPHILES! And are typically MEN who are fucked up in the head.
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So you’re using what amounts to unknown data to support your idea?
Isn’t the LACK of evidence what causes ideas to be wrong?
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http://christwire.org/2009/02/sexy-liberal-teachers-are-attacking-your-children-with-sex/
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Can you EVER come up with something other than another christwire article? WE DONT BELIEVE ANY OF THEM!
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You believe that vampires can sparkle in the sunlight.
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Yes, let’s pull up a blog post that already has tons of misinformation in it, and use THAT as your evidence, surely that will prove your point!
Or make you look like a bigger asshole. It’ll probably make you look like a bigger asshole though.
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ITS A BOOK! A WORK OF FICTION! Are you saying your articles are a work of fiction? That explains a whole hell of a lot now.
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And you, Adam, believe that a dead prophet rose from the dead.
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Your Guide To Planning To Be Raped. http://christwire.org/2011/05/your-guide-to-planning-to-be-raped/
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Why in the hell would someone “plan” to be raped? Thats just sick and twisted!
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read the article and the news you fool
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I did and its a bunch of bullshit, it is not what you wear that decides if you are going to get raped, it’s the sick twisted rapist and nothing more. Just because you dress head to toe like you did in the 1800′s does not mean women should today, times have changed old women, deal with it.
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Really? Then explain ALL of the cases of men raping women either as a teacher or just a stranger. You’re just a sexist prick that thinks men are pariahs and a shining example of what to be. Guess what jackass, we aren’t. Hell, look at you, you’re constantly going up to your nurses and telling them to fuck you, knowing that they know that if they say no, you’ll fire them and then sue them before they can claim sexual harassment.
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Your accusations are false. I cannot fire staff nurses.
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So you admit to everything else, just that you cannot fire the nurses?
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Well, you seem to think you can lock up people who don’t agree with your beliefs, even though you hold no such power. Ah, that’s right, you said you have a friend who can do that. Well, what’s stopping you from reporting the nurse to the head honcho? You’ll find some way around it, you just don’t want to admit it.
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Our chief cannot fire staff nurses either.
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Like I said, you’ll find some way to fire them or get rid of them, you just don’t want to admit it.
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I treat all nurses with respect and the ones I have dated, we have ended the relationships as good as possible. What does any of this have to do with girls plying men with alcohol and forcing them to create children. What does any of this have to do with poor Levi Johnston?
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“I treat all nurses with respect and the ones I have dated, we have ended the relationships as good as possible.”
You said yourself that they’re like used tissues.
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You go up and tell women to have sex with you, yet you’re telling women it’s bad if they do it.
You’re a hypocrite and you refuse to acknowledge it.
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I think Adam is the biggest hypocrite I have ever seen!
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This was a lot classier than I thought it would be. I expected in the warehouse at BigLots under the influence of MD40/40.
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Just because thats how your dream if losing your virginity is dosent mean everyone has the same sick idea.
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Mine was never ‘lost’, I know exactly where and when I left it.
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Maybe you should go back pick it up dust it off and TRY giving it away, not that anyone would want it in the first place.
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Lack of impulse control in posting says much younger than 19. Time for you to say night to Mom and Dad and get off the internet, child.
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I have plenty of impulse control I just dont use it on idiots, and even when i WAS 19, 6 YEARS AGO I already had my own apartment paying my own bills, so again STFU!
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Great points, Derek. Levi is a good Christian man who has been smeared by this harlot and by the media. Sarah Palin should have taught her daughter not to be a she-devil temptress.
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Bristol Palin is a supposed sweet heart of the conservative christian movement…so why are all of the homo-gay lesbians here supporting her?
If we said she was a wonderful example would they support her? No!!!
As Shannon, Claire and LN know nothing else but coming here to disagree with everything we say. I could write an article about how kicking puppies is a bad thing to do and they would probably tell us we were wrong!
What about an article about helping dogs, what would they do? Oh, lets see….
http://christwire.org/2011/06/adopt-a-vet-give-him-a-home-and-rub-his-tummy/
An article about adopting US military service dogs and none of them say anything? Even the supposed Vet Tech has nothing to say. How convenient when they agree they have nothing to say…do we get an acknowledgment of agreement?
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In cases like that, then yes, it’s fair to say that we’re in agreement. After all, there’s no point in debating a subject with someone if both sides agree. However that’s one of, if not THE, only times where nothing was hurtful or hateful or just flat-out rude that came out of your mouth.
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“As Shannon, Claire and LN know nothing else but coming here to disagree with everything we say. I could write an article about how kicking puppies is a bad thing to do and they would probably tell us we were wrong!”
Excuse me? Kicking puppies is absolutely a terrible thing to do, you sick old fuckbag! Have you forgotten the picture of me holding my beloved beagle?
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All blame can’t be put on Bristol. It takes two people to have sex and whoever wrote this article must be sexist to speak like that. Its amazing how some people can say such idiotic things and only blame one person. Even if they are young and not married every child is a gift from God and He has a plan for both the child and parents.
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who wrote this shit? Bristol is to blame for her sorority scheme? excuse me? I’m not a fan of Bristol or her family but you cant be serious, if he didn’t want to be a father maybe he shouldn’t of had sex, condom’s are 97% effective so when you have sex you take that risk not only is it so rediculous to blame the woman but so sexist and it makes this website look like a joke! it takes sperm to get pregnant…so shut up, and if I recall levi isn’t taking care of the baby, isn’t the sorority girl scheme point to keep a man or as you said take his check? Bristol is not only making SO much more money than Levi, she also takes care of the baby by herself and took away his rights for Levi to see tripp (there son) so whats the scheme now?? to have a baby? no girl in her right mind would do that just for a baby. I already pointed out how she makes more money discrediting you “men are womans baby daddy check” and that with out levi wanting sex they couldnt of..so…..what?
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Amen to this article.
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