• Buy my Camaro OR Take My Wife!

    June 14, 2011 4:05 pm 12 comments
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  • Just last week the lovely Blanche Beechum wrote a wonderful article on how to behave as a christian wife, and satisfy your christian husband. Unfortunately it seems that it wasn’t soon enough for one New York wife.

    Ebay user,wyliewalczykracing (who has a 100% feedback rating by the way) recently took to the internet page to sell his 2010 Camaro SS. He states in the ad:

    HER or the CAR?

    Your Choice…

    But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!

    2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

    As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.

    He goes on to list the Pro’s (of the car) and the Con’s (of the wife):

    Unfortunately he did not sell the car as the winning bid was $27,201.61 and did not meet the reserve. One wonders what will come of the situation with his wife. But with a rude and unruly woman about, perhaps he is best off driving into the sunset with the sunroof open.

    God Bless and Happy Motoring!

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    Susan B. Xenu Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings her spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. A widow, she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! "Sister Susan" has been a popular Christian author for over 30 years. She has written numerous books on the bible, as well as for Christwire and her own blog. She will soon be launching NewsOfChrist.com with friend, and pastor Chuck D. Finley. She loves hearing from fans, add her on Facebook or Twitter.

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