Buy my Camaro OR Take My Wife!
Just last week the lovely Blanche Beechum wrote a wonderful article on how to behave as a christian wife, and satisfy your christian husband. Unfortunately it seems that it wasn’t soon enough for one New York wife.
Ebay user,wyliewalczykracing (who has a 100% feedback rating by the way) recently took to the internet page to sell his 2010 Camaro SS. He states in the ad:
HER or the CAR?
Your Choice…
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!
2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.
He goes on to list the Pro’s (of the car) and the Con’s (of the wife):
Unfortunately he did not sell the car as the winning bid was $27,201.61 and did not meet the reserve. One wonders what will come of the situation with his wife. But with a rude and unruly woman about, perhaps he is best off driving into the sunset with the sunroof open.
God Bless and Happy Motoring!
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4:51 pm
Susan, My fairer sister in Christ;
What a horrific warning for young women preparing for marriage. This man’s needs obviously have not been attended to properly. You report with such grace and anointing. Perhaps with prayer, we can save this marriage and automobile from wholesale abandonment. Although I think either of us would look quite the cat’s pajamas in such an automobile.
I usually wash the car in cut off dungarees. My husband says there a little short, but I haven’t had any complaints from the neighbors who all seem to leave their porches and head inside when I’m washing the car.
Again, fantastic article.
Praise and thanks to you for sharing your love in the Lord!
BB
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8:18 pm
I am sure that is quite the sight to behold, I hope your not unknowingly sending men inside to self fornicate theirselves!
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8:21 pm
I bet we would be the bee knees in that car but I am afraid my credit is to far extended. I bought my last two cars with a reverse mortgage thinking “I am 80, how much longer will I live”! But the lord has plans for me on this earth rather than in his kingdom!
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8:23 pm
I dont get the point of the article? Just because the dude and his wife were splitting up? So what it happens all the time. Because he was selling his car? Happens all the time. Because he talked shit about his wife cus she pissed him off? Happens all the time, women even talk shit about there men trust me I have done it.
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8:31 pm
“I dont get the point of the article?”
That is a statement not a question, dont abuse the question mark.
If the woman had been a better wife she would not have driven her husband away.
I am not even going to address this comment any further as every comment you make shows your ignorance as a human more and more.
I hate to say it, but I have written you off as a saved soul. There is no chance that your soul can be salvaged. I have tried but I will pray that someone can do something for you.
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8:37 pm
No I think you have proved how ignorant you are, and I am glad you have finally given up on me I never asked to be saved in the first place but you must really have a thing for me because you seem to find and comment on pretty much every post I make. I know I am a good looking girl and on but I am only 25 Im a little you for you, plus I dont swing that way no matter how may times you try to “prove” that I do.
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8:44 pm
I follow you? I follow christwire, you chose to come here and mock our religion. I have been trying to show you what our religion is about but you just want to brag about what a sinner you are.
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8:51 pm
Well I people like me didnt come here to defend ourselves then your peoples idiotic extremist views would be ran ramped. Just trying to bring a little of the real world that you have obviously never seen, and some sanity. Have you noticed there are more of us that disagree with everything you post than there are people supporting this uneducated, un-reaserched crap?
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2:28 am
this comment is “un-reaserched crap”.
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5:24 pm
OMG your picture makes me so hawnee I had to dig up my ded grandma and ded grandpa and jack both their asses!
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12:57 am
When will women learn that keeping the family together is their most important responsibility. Less time at JC Penny and this woman might still have a man.
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12:55 am
This hag sounds like Hillary, Bill told be she made him get rid of his beloed El Camino back in the day
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