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  • China has once again persecuted capitalism and continued their economic warfare upon America with another unprecedented attack on Hollywood.

    This time, Hollywood has done the unthinkable and assaulted children’s movie Kung Fu Panda.

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    In an unabashed display of Communist hijinx, it seems Chinese spiritualists have colluded with graphic artists to completely retell and reanimate the tale of Kung Fu Panda 2, a new movie in which Jack Black teaches children how anyone can learn kung fu if they believe in themselves. This is a great life lesson and has a great applied lesson.

    China is jealous of this. China wants America to think we are too fat to know Kung Fu, to stupid to learn the discipline of ‘their’ martial art. Kung Fu Panda proves that this is not true and that Americans can succeed and be the best at anything, a great lesson from our Christian President Ronald W. Reagan and a lesson our children will need to remember as we reestablish America as Earth’s true champion, guardian and most powerful economy.

    Look at how the Chinese have pirated away our intellect and commerce once again. For this, China deserves a nuking! We cannot have them stealing our movies like this as it is why we are so far in debt. They have 2 billion of squint people in their country, and one movie ticket costs $15, so every movie China steals like this represents a $30 billion loss to America. How many movies have been released just this summer? Do the math and you will see why we are trillions in debt. China.

    Look at how they redid all the characters and made Kung Fu Panda a tale about Chinese pride!

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d19y984xFU&feature=player_embedded

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    • dirty chinks

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      • Racist old bitty.

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      • Dirty crazy old psycho woman

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        • thats what we called them in my day! You liberals get your panties in a pinch over anything

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          • Times have changed since the 1800′s those kinds of names are politically incorrect now.

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            • I was born in 1930 you sinful idiot! I never saw the 1800s. Be offended by whatever you want I am sticking with what I know. JESUS.

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            • Dosent stop you from being incorrect, hateful old woman does he? Maybe your the one who really needs saving.

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            • Cuthbertram Goldberg

              “Dosent stop you from being incorrect, hateful old woman does he? Maybe your the one who really needs saving.”

              The hilarity of you attempting to point out the failings of others while flouting the basic laws of grammar and spelling is almost too much for me to handle.

              Get off this website and read a dictionary.

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            • I never said I we perfect, and I bet I read more in a week than you do in a year! Maybe you should get off this site and go fuck yourself.

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            • Shannon why you gotta be all mean up in here? This old lady is just being an old lady, why you gotta get all up in her face? And that crazy white boy with the big ass glasses, he is write, you needs some grammar.

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            • I think your the one that needs some grammar, mine is just fine, and if you see the way the crazy old bat is talking to me you would get it, I cant help it I am not afraid to speak my mind to anyone.

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            • Yo I aint got no beef with you. I was just saying that you need some grammar and spell check going on. Why are you all hating? This is a Christian website you cant just come and say all kinds a crazy stuff. Yo, I know about saying some crazy stuff, not on this here christwires you got to keep it real, know what I’m saying?

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            • Well my spell check works just fine, I come here to debate my views, these people hate anything that different than them, and obviously I have very different views than they do. They shouldn’t be on here talking all crazy about stuff they know nothing about.

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            • I don’t know if you heard but recently I said some things that people didn’t like when I was in Tennessee, and the peoples at christwires asked me to be a guest commentator.

              Is you gonna get all up in my case when I start posting my thoughts and opinions?

              Caulse you know, this is America, peoples got the right to say what they want to say on they own website.

              I guess you cnat talk about stabbing your son in the face if he is gay, but you know.
              Can’t we all just get along?

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            • Oh I can get along with anyone just fine, but when I got this old bat calling me a harlot, and a whorelot, and spawn of satin, yea I got some shit to say back.

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            • Is you a HO? If you aren’t then you know you ain’t,you ain’t gonna change no body’s mind. Let her say her craziness! Iknow I’m gonna say mine!

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            • Thats all I am doing is saying my craziness! I have the rite as mush as she does.

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            • No you don’t this is a CHRISTIAN website, for christian commentators to come and commentate on Christianity. But your one of these “trolls” that come and put liberal propaganda just to piss people off!

              The fact that people like you are allowed here is why newspapers don’t take us seriously as a christian news outlet anymore and the best we can hope for is some second rate Rush Limbaugh to put us on his local access radio show!

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            • Nobody took you seriously a long time ago, look at your old posts people were questioning your credibility since then. Maybe if you did some research on shit you post you would look more credible, trust me its not the “troll’s” that are making you look bad every website regardless of what it is, is going to have people who don’t like it. You just hate on us because we ask you to prove shit that you know you have no way of proving because its not true!

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          • just because something ‘used to be done like that in the old-days’ doesn’t mean it’s okay.

            “What? My family always used to own slaves. No big deal”

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            • “Be offended by whatever you want I am sticking with what I know. JESUS.”
              Do not say the Lord’s name in vain.

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      • Ugly old cracker.

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    • “China has once again persecuted capitalism and continued their economic warfare upon America with another unprecedented attack on Hollywood.

      This time, Hollywood has done the unthinkable and assaulted children’s movie Kung Fu Panda.”

      So China has declared an attack on Hollywood, yet Hollywood is doing the assaulting.

      Do you people EVER proof read? Or do you think intelligence is a sin alongside sanity?

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    • This is all part of the China agenda to take over America’s place as leader of the world and to eventually invade our McDonalds and other houses of freedom. I just can’t believe that Obama and his ilk are handing our country over to this red menace!

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    • I think that the original fault, or sin, lies with us. Talking animals are an offense to God’s creation, and the dirty chinamen can keep their kung foo and sticky rice.
      Instead, America should be spending its money on making more films like “The Passion”. I’d like to see Mel Gibson do an animated children’s movie. I’m sure it would be far more instructional and faith-based than a bunch of talking, prancing sinful animals..

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    • I know I don’t really belong here, but seeing as I’m a christian and I have the freedom of speech, I’m going to comment anyways. This movie that China made is not stealing, nor is it copyright infringement. It is simply seeing an idea that worked and following in its wake. Americans do that all the time. There is no originality left in this world. Besides, do you know Chinese? Have you seen the movie? Just because it looks similar does not mean it is the same thing.

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    • no the reason we are trillions of dollars in debt is because we keep getting in wars and borrowing money from them Jesus crist you people are soooo stupid

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    • oh you fucked up christian extremists, go die in a fire… omg the chinese, u guys are dumbasses, seriously and that old lady on top, ur going to die soon so dont be racist

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    • “Persecution?” Here I thought “persecution” referred to things like being thrown in jail, beaten, suppressed…I wonder how those who have suffered actual persecution would feel about this headline? The childrens movie was not supressed in any way; no one suggested the chinese version replace the american one in theaters. You know, 5-6-7-8 year old chinese children like movies too. Hm. I watched the little clip-I saw some cartoon animals performing cartoon stunts to music-with(gasp) chinese, rather than english characters announcing the title. Surely no one suggests that chinese children be deprived of learning such a “positive lesson” by being forced to watch in english. This sort of sensationalist writing is hate-filled and petty. Some of you self-styled “christians” (i’m not) need to realize that under your own belief system, the chinese are children of god, and thier children are as innocent as your own.

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      • They owe us money for stealing America’s creative rights. China is draining Hollywood dry and it’s hurting our economy. I say since they have stolen so many movies from us, they drop all debt we owe them or realize we have the right to nuke Beinjing again and again until they surrender. Maybe we’ll even arm the Japanese and let them go back to their 1942 plans since China seems they cannot appreciate the fact we SAVED THEM FROM ANNHILIATION AND THIS IS HOW THEY THANK US?

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        • See there ya go again wanting to nuke people for no reason.

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        • “They owe us money for stealing America’s creative rights. China is draining Hollywood dry and it’s hurting our economy.”

          ‘My god, those bastards are making cheap knock-offs that are so obviously fake and somehow that’s causing our economy to suffer so much, even though those items are located in areas outside of America’s legal grasp and even the ones that make it over here stand no chance against the originals!’

          “I say since they have stolen so many movies from us, they drop all debt we owe them or realize we have the right to nuke Beinjing again and again until they surrender.”

          What right does America have to end the lives of innocent people? What right does America have to commit genocide simply because we don’t like someone? I mean it, tell me what right America has, where does it say in any legal documentation that America is the ruler of the world?

          “Maybe we’ll even arm the Japanese and let them go back to their 1942 plans since China seems they cannot appreciate the fact we SAVED THEM FROM ANNHILIATION AND THIS IS HOW THEY THANK US?”

          You want to kill the Chinese anyway, how the fuck is using ‘we saved you from them’ doing ANYTHING to help you? You don’t give two shits about the Chinese, you want to kill them as much as you want to kill the Japanese, and you’re the one harboring hatred from times long-gone to justify your actions done today. ‘we should nuke Japan, they attacked us in WWII’ and we nuked them already DURING WWII. ‘We should nuke Japan because of what they did to China during WWII’ and we don’t speak for China, do we? ‘We should nuke China because they make cheap knock-off’s of popular brands and items’ and you wanted to kill all of Japan because they wanted to kill all of China.

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          • It is realizing that we should have just let the Japanese probably have their way with them. China has done nothing but betray us at every turn and every time they possibly can. They are building up armies, trying to destroy our economy and trying to tell us what to do. We should nuke them and rule the remnants of their ungrateful empire now while the chance exists. If not they will just become another Nazi Germany but with billions more goosestepping armies torturing us civilized nations.

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            • There is that paranoia again, Adam there is medication for that you know.

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            • “It is realizing that we should have just let the Japanese probably have their way with them.”

              Yet you still insist in bringing up what Japan did to China as a reason to kill them all.

              “China has done nothing but betray us at every turn and every time they possibly can. They are building up armies, trying to destroy our economy and trying to tell us what to do.”

              1. Everyone is building up their armies, that actually helps create jobs. What, do you think that military people aren’t paid?

              2. How are they trying to destroy our economy? If one superpower falls, the rest of the world falls.

              3. How are they trying to tell us what to do, and how is that different from you demanding that other countries listen and bend to your will?

              “We should nuke them and rule the remnants of their ungrateful empire now while the chance exists.”

              And you’re saying that the CHINESE are the ones who want to rule the world.

              “If not they will just become another Nazi Germany but with billions more goosestepping armies torturing us civilized nations.”

              Uh, no they won’t. Nazi Germany was led by a mad-man who got power in a country that had fallen VERY far down and pinned the blame on the Jewish people, just because of a hatred he had for them. YOU are no different than Hitler; if you EVER had a position of power, you’d immediately start World War 3.

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            • lets me tell you a little history about post WWII the american commander promised to chiense to give them back the land they lost during the war, but what the american commander did …. OH yeah he gave them to japanese how you eel to be betrayed like that asshole ?

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            • Shutup you’re giving us a bad name, a real catholic would turn the other cheek and accept and view the chinese as beautiful humans god created

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        • american creative right ??? PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          Go suck a dick adam USA is not creative for 5 Buck at all

          You know the horror movie THE GRUDGE

          its come from the movie Ju ON (japanes emovie ) its the same FUCKING THING (with different actor of course ) hahaha creativity My ass

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          • Morality Steve Morality Steve

            Good argument. One American stole one idea from one other guy. Ergo, all Americans lack creativity. You’re pretty good at this “logic” thing, Millennium.

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            • yoiu wnat me to tell a Lot of other movie creation and etc that american stole their idea from ?? or you wnat to do it for yourself ? seriously I’m not paid to actually do your own research , american is Not creative for 5 buck and it’s 1 exemple of many like they did with chinese

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    • some nobody

      ZOMG! next they are gonna steal GOOD movies… like Passion of the Christ

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    • Someone To Know

      Just because the two films look similar does not mean the Chinese copied off of Kung Fu Panda.

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    • You Guys Are Fuckwads

      Oh my god! A movie set in China, a hallmark of American entertainment, has been stolen! Oh fuck, it’s the fucking Apocalypse! Forget poverty, famine and disease, a movie has been copied! Jersey Shore people did something! Lady GaGa dressed up as a guy! I hope to god that this site is intentionally a big fucking joke.

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    • Oh the hilarity! Amber is user:taco at Rationwiki.org! This whole article was a
      parody!http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Taco
      Also, the entire site is a parody!
      http://www.christwirebook.com
      About me: Im happily married to August Weisz, my husband for 5 years. August sometimes gets a little out of control, so sorry in advance!

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