• Comic-Con Expected To Bring Rape, Crime, Satan, And Furry Anal Sex To San Diego

    June 17, 2011 7:41 am 100 comments

    San Diego is a city of roughians in and upon itself. It’s location in the north of Mexico lends many criminals to use it as a hub for their less than legal activities. The geek culture is no different, as in a few short weeks they will be showing their worst at the biggest Comic-Con gathering of the year. Comic-Con San Diego.

    What is Comic-Con?

    Com-IC:CON: COMmunist Ideals Combined w/ Convention Of Nambla

    Comic-Con, a slang word for gays who are also communists, was started in the late fifties by members of NAMBLA *Who still enjoy a booth at the conventions* in order to lure young unsuspecting Christian boys into a life of rape and sodomy. Many of the same boys who were lured to Satan back in those days are the ones in charge now, and looking to pass the torch on to your children. Using the mediums of comic books, video games, and mid-evil Satanic fantasies they attract more and more children ever year.

    And those children are usually raped by basement dwelling neckbeards.

    What goes on at this ‘convention’?

    See above. Rape, Satanism… the regular sin-fare. But lately there has been a new evil that has been rearing it’s ugly head at these things; Cosplay. Communists On Site Playing Like Animals and lusting after Your kids. It is exactly what the name suggests, hairy fat men dressed as cartoon, comic, and video game characters in order to have anal sex with your children. Sometimes they aren’t so fat and hairy, but rather Asian and try to look like women. Don’t be fooled, however, as there is no doubt a penis somewhere hidden and taped securely in place that will only be brandished when your kids are vulnerable at the water fountain or drugged in a motel room after the show, lured by promises of video games and candy.

    “But Alex, I heard this is just a place for fellow like-minded geeks to get together and check out new stuff related to Comics and stuff.” I’ll bet you also heard that Satan is just a mountain goat and his teats spew sweet wonderful nectar of sin juice. Both are true cosmetically but just under the surface there lies nothing but fire, brimstone, sin, and rape. The lies of the devil are everywhere and Comic-Con is no exception.

    Recent cities that have held these conventions have reported the crimes of rape and murders on the rise in the months after the conventions. Teen pregnancy and abortion are also sins that follow in the wake of such carnage. These things are to be expected, as with any other fest of Satan. However, after Comic-Con instances of young boys touching other young boys in lustful ways also rises. Exponentially.

    What can you do to protect yourself and your children from these neckbearded heathens? Stay far away from San Diego starting the beginning of next month. If you find your children in possession of any of their pornography, such as comic books or video games that aren’t about Jesus, NAMBLA brochures, pictures of naked young transvestites dressed as forest elves, or beards that go all the way down their necks, it may already be too late. You may want to look into a church sponsored summer camp for reprogramming the homogay sin right out of children.

    You can also send an email to the old men in charge at either cci-info@comic-con.org or the super secret gay contact address, NAMBLA@comic-con.org. You can relay to them that their gayness will not be tolerated in good Christian America anymore and remind them that Jesus is the only way to cleanse of anal rape sins. I suggest your email be strongly worded, as if it isn’t the neckbeards will only m themselves to it.

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    Alex Keating Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com.

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