Does bin Laden Cell Phone Contain Secret Texts to Barack Obama?
Before Obama’s mysterious rise to power, reports prove that the now US President made a suspicious trip to Pakistan. It is not common for a pre-college student to make a trip to Pakistan and come back to America a millionaire, yet that is what we saw with Obama.
It is time to open our eyes, America. Obama and bin Laden had a secret relationship. Several days ago, Abe Goodman’s investigation into Obama’s speeches lead us to find he was homosexually kissing David Cameron. On Fox News’ Red Eye, we have seen Jack Gould, Tyson Bowers III and most loudly Stephenson Billings accuse Obama of terroism and waging an illegal war.
But even after all of this proof against Obama’s corruption, not of it compares to the proof that bin Laden’s cell phone has a tie to Pakistan and that as a teenager, this is where Obama met Osama and allegedly had a homosexual call boy tryst.
After President George Bush ordered the War on Terror, he long suspected that this Christian Nation would have to take a long, hard look at Pakistan. In addition to harboring illegal terrorists, Pakistan has also built nuclear weapons without the permission of America.
These facts are all shadowed by terrifying reality that Obama was allowed for 2 years, by Obama, to plan and build new schemes against this great country. Osama was allowed to train millions of new mujahadeen who remain loyal to Osama even after his death, and now, Obama.
Obama knows that being a top brothel wife for Osama decades ago has secured his current spot as inheritor of the camel dowry, which includes the loyalty of Osama’s terrorists.
This is where Libya comes into everything.
Obama plans to ‘lose’ all of the weapons and aide money we are giving to Libya, and through a backroom bank deal brokered by the Swiss, is planning to use Gaddafi as a decoy to smuggle weapons from Libya to his mujahadeen patiential waiting in Pakistan. Once with weapons and drugged on marijuana opiates Obama is smuggling from Afghanistan, the Arab warriors will be next to unstoppable. Each one of them will be as strong as a crack addict, usually enough to frustrate a wild grizzly bear in a fight.
Obama is a sly man but we must stop him, America. Bin Laden’s cell phone holds the key to proving once and for all, we much impeach Barack Hussein Obama.
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Author: Amber Vos Savant
Amber Vos Savant is an award winning conservative journalist and currently serves as Young Republican coordinator for Romney 2012 in Boston.
11:43 am
ok so we have a gay president? YAY! Gays keep winning! anyways u gotta put the joint down ok just chill ur freaking out from all the speed ok? just chill! so u think that if we find the phone it would impeach Obama? hmmmm then u find it and then ur wish will be granted
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12:35 pm
This is the stupidest thing I ever read. Far right fantasists always seem to accuse Obama of psychotic things, but this really takes the cake! Ever heard of citing sources? Oh. I forgot THIS WAS ALL MADE UP.
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12:42 pm
AND I don’t think marijuana would make the mujahadeen into crack addicts strong enough to take a wild grizzly in a fight. It would probably just make them hungry for snax. Also: Crack addicts aren’t very strong. They just sit around losing their teeth and robbing people for crack. Not waging a war on America/bears.
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12:52 pm
Christ, you people realize this is an onion website right?
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1:34 am
Please don’t post internet spam rumors on the Chris†wire.
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11:37 pm
I couldn’t agree more, this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. It does not surprise me since this site is run by fundamentalist nutjobs.
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1:29 pm
If Jesus was here he’d pop all christians like the pimples on the face of society they are. 150 million innocent people killed for nothing and counting. I fyou hate gays so much why go to church? It’s the biggest gay bar in town only the priests do children instead of other adults. Look in the mirror for the most evil sight you’ve ever seen!
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2:11 pm
Don’t be silly. What a great article.
“…Obama knows that being a top brothel wife for Osama decades ago has secured his current spot as inheritor of the camel dowry…”
Awesome imagination.
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12:15 pm
wat
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1:10 pm
Its really easy to believe an article that sounds like it was written by a 10 year old. There are so many grammar mistakes in this its amazing.
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7:02 am
it’s amazing, not ‘its’.
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12:36 pm
I don’t believe any of this. I think that it is a bunch of lies.
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12:49 pm
it is.
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6:47 pm
It is all true. They found bin Laden’s cell phone today and it had calls to Pakistan and ‘talk’ of Osama’s homosexual past with Obama with some of his colleagues. This is why Arabs were so excited to have one of Osama’s past lovers in office in America.
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6:52 pm
Do you pull this shit out of your ass? Or maybe you pull it out of your cat’s ass instead.
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12:38 pm
I’ve never trusted the Swiss or the Dutch in banking matters. Too many questionable banking holidays outside of the scriptures to offer any credibility. What is this “Human Rights Day”?
http://www.bank-holidays.com/holidays_2011_166.htm
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1:06 pm
Yes, God forbid we celebrate something as unimportant as human rights… and this makes them untrustworthy as bankers? This is the definition of ad hominem. There is so much hate mongering, false outrage, and air of moral superiority on this page, I don’t even know where to start. Comments and attitudes like these remind the world why they hate Christians and Americans… they don’t hate your freedom, they hate your ignorance and imperialist mindset.
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3:32 pm
After that New York Times report, it’s clear that Bin Laden had official protection from the highest levels of the Pakistan government and other Muslims. I wonder if Obama out to his fellows in faith for support. Clinton did with it the Chinese and got secret donations from them in the millions. Since Obama is a Muslim, it wouldn’t be a stretch to see him getting money this way, too. Maybe Osama ran out of cash and that’s why Obama had him killed? Or he wanted to take the attention away from our dying economy. Well that did work for him.
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2:56 am
Considering dear old Bush was the one who was in the very start of this whole mess, the odds of Obama having anything to do with Osama are close to none. Meaning everything you just said was for nothing.
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2:03 pm
This is not a real website, and these are NOT FACTS! IT IS SATIRE! Read the news friend.. ps.. OBAMA IS NOT A MUSLIM HE IS A CHRISTIAN AND STATED THAT MANY TIMES..!! and NOW you’re saying he was taking grants from the CHINESE???? Jeeeeeeesus when does the madness end?…you should all be committed.
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2:43 pm
I’m sorry but your racism and bigotry is wholly inappopriate.
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2:45 pm
Are all Shannon’s wrong about everything?
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2:48 pm
August, kiss my ass!
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4:21 pm
DYing economy from the american who quit their job because of the rapture on may 21st
if they would not quit their job maybe your economy would get better seriously I HIGHLY think the biggest problem about economy in the world are people Like you
You whine that you don’t get a fucking Job but you decide to quit when someone said the end of the world is near when actually is NOT TRUE
As for Obama being Muslim who cares if he is Muslim is it a new law in USA that Nobody know about that ?
Oh and clinton delat with North korea not chinese by the way (or Maybe he did who know )
You are just pissed off , because You know you need other countries to actually survive without them you are just a Bunch of zombie roaming the street
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2:34 am
No one quit their job on the 21st. Most did not believe Pastor Camping and he is a member here, so he can speak for his self but he even had his own people not take the day off.
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7:01 pm
since u guys post bogus shit just watch this
http://youtu.be/KRmZXwkeNoQ
ok this should explain everything!!!!!
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7:16 pm
jesus, this site is satire… look up the definition
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8:57 pm
Didn’t even read the article. I know I can’t take anything on this site seriously as it is just a bunch of idiots giving each other hand-jobs over the internet. But to answer the question the title poses…no.
Ahhhhh…I just came.
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12:07 pm
This is why everyone makes fun of Christianity
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12:17 pm
Really? This site is worse then Fox.
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12:20 pm
First of all, cite your sources if you’re going to make claims. Simply alleging that something is alleged is poor journalism and, frankly, does not say much for your cognitive capacities. Also, the complete lack of a by-line indicates you are unwilling to stand publicly behind your claims.
Additionally, I suggest you re-write the article for coherence and prepositional confusion, if you do not know what I mean, I suggest you repeat freshman English, you illiterate dolt.
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12:26 pm
Sounds like an Arab is spitting fire. She hit to close to home for you there?
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12:24 pm
This is a bunch of b.s. I’ve never been to this site, but when I read “Conservative Values for an Unsaved World”, this web news source immediately became unreliable in my eyes. While no news source is totally un-biased, this site is clearly a neo-conservative thinking machine who blindly follows Fox New’s lies under the fucked up leadership of Rupert Murdoch. Additionally, as a Christian, you are giving us a bad name. It disgusts me that websites like this are even allowed to exist, when you call yourself a news source. This site shouldn’t be a news source, because it isn’t. It’s just regurgitating extremist right wing distorted bullshit. Pathetic. Pathetic. Pathetic.
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12:34 pm
WOW….SERIOUSLY?…..You call yourselves Christians yet all you are doing is lying and pulling this out of your a** for some crazy right wing christo-fascist propaganda? WOW…and for anyone who believes this b.s…..you need to get your head examined!
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12:40 pm
I cannot tell if this is satire or not. If it isn’t, then the author and editors must be certifiable. If it is supposed to be satire, then it just isn’t funny.
Either way. There is no reason to write an article like this. It neither funny or informative.
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12:45 pm
This is either the funniest piece of satire or the most ludicrous collection of paranoid, baseless speculations I’ve ever read.
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12:51 pm
so this is what we have come down to. well I recently gained access to top security knowledge that you have no idea what the hell you are talking about! so many things wrong with this article its so diculous its ridiculous. Where does one get the kind of drugs to come up with the ideas like this. its almost borderline neo-Nazism.
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12:53 pm
The majority of the people leaving comments to this article go to prove how incredibly stupid and gullable we are in America (which is probably why Obama is president.) This article (and it seems the entire site) is SATIRE! Oops, sorry I didn’t mean to use such a big word. Here’s the definition: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politic and other topical issues. Any of you people ever heard of “The Onion”? Or do you take the articles you read there to heart too?
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12:53 pm
Considering the fact that there are photos of Osama and Obama having an affair, I don’t see why this is not believable? Of course they stayed in touch.
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12:56 pm
I know it is stupid to reply such a ridiculous argument but I just can’t resist it.
When Obama was a pre-college student, Bin Laden was a hero for America, working with FBI and fighting against Soviet Union in Afghanistan. It might be too much work to read a few books but at least you can watch RAMBO III. That!s what it was about.
And for the grizzly bear frustrating, unstoppable stoner Arab warriors strong as crack addicts. What a wild fantasy you got there… Wow.
You should write for playboy magazine.
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1:00 pm
Hmm so if obama is gay then of course he must be white….good greif this made me laugh.
What utter moron would actually consider any of this as truth…oh wait the same type of americans who wouldnt vote for obama becuase of his colour.
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1:05 pm
PROOF THAT OBAMA IS GAY
http://christwire.org/2011/05/barack-obama-and-david-cameron-kissing-with-tongues/
You cannot deny what is in front of your eyes, liberal. You probably had a romp last night to celebrate New York.
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1:32 pm
Hey Adam, could you give proof besides another crap christwire article? Im guessing no on that.
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2:08 pm
Funny how christwire is the only “news” source with that obviously and horribly photoshopped picture. You don’t even have to start removing layers to know it is fake, you can see it in the damn picture.
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5:08 pm
Funny, I saw it on CNN and on Maddow, two people who gayly swing your way, Cochise.
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5:30 pm
Yeah we can, it’s obviously a photoshop, someone even took the original picture and put it down below, congrats on failing.
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1:11 pm
I heard Amber was a lesbian.
Just sayin’
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1:40 pm
Is this a joke?
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1:55 pm
What the hell did I just read?
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2:01 pm
Wow! Talk about hearing a rumor and writing as facts. And no, I didn’t vote for Obama. I saw through his double talk, and bald faced lies. But this crap you are writing serves no purpose other than to give ignorant people some more fodder to pass as truth. Can we get at least one source, please?
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2:13 pm
What the fuck are you smoking and where can I buy some?
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2:18 pm
Is it a fact or fantasy? hard to believe.
http://funnyandspicy.com/believe-it-or-not-a-cow-operates-hand-pump-to-drink-water
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2:37 pm
Oh, what a sad day for mankind. I’ve finally found the website where all the radical Christians meet up and share their hatred of those unlike themselves, and their fears.
When will you fools actually learn to be like Christ instead of interpreting what a bunch of men wrote about him at least 200 years after his death? For shame. Your King James Bible is nothing more than translation after translation… and yet you take every word in the good book so literally as if God spoke it Himself.
Do you know what the Roman Catholic Church called the original Bible when it was assembled? They called it the “Vulgate”, which translates literally from Latin to English as the “edition prepared for the common people”.
Now I am aware that the good book explains that men shouldn’t lay with other men… and in our modern day in age, just as back then, there were homosexuals. If it’s not for you, then let them be. Better your own life and you will be closer to God. You can’t save everyone. But you can damn yourself.
It’s one thing to explain that questions should be asked of Obama’s trip to Pakistan in his youth. It’s another to say he had homosexual relations with Osama. Are you serious? Reread what you wrote, author. Your hatred and distrust of someone less unlike yourself than you can imagine has spawned this hate-spewing, unfounded libel. It’s pathetic, and more over, it’s an embarrassment. The United States was founded on the principles of freedom of religious choice, liberty from the unjust taxation of the British empire, and the brotherhood knowing that all mankind can be united in peace and prosperity.
Use spell check before submitting your article; don’t confuse Obama and Osama when making derogatory remarks against the former; no nation in the world needs the “thumbs up” from the United States to start a nuclear program; stop implying facts while doing no research (see “crack addict… wild grizzly bear.”
The words in this article, as well as the rest of this site I am sure, detract from this amelioration of mankind. Your words spawn hate no better than the radical Islamic terrorists you so fear.
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2:43 pm
You’re kidding me, right? Do yourself a favor: Take down this article and do some better fact finding. Ranting about rumors and hearsay is about as factual as Fox News
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2:56 pm
Are you f’in insane? This is the most ludicrous thing I’ve ever read. Glenn Beck wouldn’t even touch this.
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3:21 pm
as a christian… I am embarrassed for this website…. although reading that was extremely comical that somebody wrote that seriously thinking it was true.
people of this world… people like this, are the reason why the world is so messed up.
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3:22 pm
Probably the biggest load of crock Ive ever read…really bad journalism! If you think Obama has ties to Osama..then Bush Jr. had ties to Saddam Hussein! But overall the spread of lies like this shouldnt be published on a website. I feel this is more of a “behind the curtain” racial attack by claiming bogous facts.
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3:24 pm
Hahahahaha! This is the best Onion article I’ve ever read!
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3:34 pm
The fact that people take these rambles as legitimate news sources scare the shit out of me.
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3:40 pm
Several posts have asserted that this page is satire, much like The Onion or The Daily Show. If so, this is a horrible attempt at humor. Nothing on the page is exaggerated to the point of humor, and no commentary exists to help readers discern the satire. No witty use of sarcasm or irony stands out. At best, this is a very poor attempt at humor, and at worst, it is a site reported by friends and digg users as a strawman example that demonstrates the ludicrousy of the religious right. I love The Onion and The Daily Show, but I was sorely disappointed and confused when I found this article on Digg’s frontpage.
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4:04 pm
Hi Bob, thanks for the attempt to comment but the truth is you are either a complete imbecile or a hateful bigot who lives under a rock. You should be ashamed of yourself. This is not the place to spread your freakish paranoia. Clearly you have a mental disorder and it’s tragic to see it exposed so openly on the internet. I pray you seek help for you surely need it. Also, I must assume you are young or foreign, because of your terrible writing skills and crude grammar. I pray you learn the language of your adopted country and respect American traditions.
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5:31 pm
Don’t you have gay people to be fucking for your next ‘article’?
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4:12 pm
don’t let him get to u dude he is actually a dip fuck and hates everyone but u can post all the lies u want just like they do. i agree with ur statement on The Onion and The Daily Show! Great show, and magazine, love ur choice in entertainment!
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4:26 pm
Thank you for the apology my friend.
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4:34 pm
not u ass crack! u know what ima go to ur house and ass fuck ur wife and lick her pussy dry then ima kill her with my blow dryer and fuck her dead body and eat her insides then ima slit ur throat and drink ur blood and piss on ur body bitch!
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4:37 pm
that one was for u billings
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4:55 pm
Alex, make up your mind. You ask me for my friendship one minute then flip out the next.
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5:01 pm
i don’t want ur friendship and i swear to u this billings i will be the next Hitler, and i will do this world a favor and rid it of u scum and all u idiots that hold and preach the lords name in vain! i will kill all of u and i will be a Demi-God! and i will be at the right side of ur god and he and i will laugh at ur fat ass burning in hell!
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5:03 pm
my name is Alison.O.G.J.V.T.Manson a Goddess among Men!
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4:36 pm
im talking to bob asshole
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4:05 pm
What kind of cheap crack are you idiots smoking?
Holy fuck, I wish I could get the last 2 mins of my life back from wasting the time to read and type this bull shit.
Die in a fire, please do the world a favor.
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4:27 pm
OMG… I read about a paragraph of this $HIT and about laughed my ass off. I had to look at the URL to make sure I hadn’t stumbled upon “The Onion’s” website. No wonders muslims hate America. So many religious idiots out there like you. I have no problem with religion, only the people who use religion to attack others. I don’t know if you are a paid journalist, or a freelance writer… but either way, you need to find a new job, because you are not fit for this one. You are the type of person that I secretly wish would get killed in a car accident or die of a horrible disease. You are not worthy of calling yourself an American, let alone a human being.
Grow up… get a life… and treat EVERYONE with respect. If everyone did that, this world would be a far nicer place.
Craig
ecigmods.com
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4:33 pm
Is this the Onion or an actual article?
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4:39 pm
Madame,
The Onion is a Satanist web site.
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5:03 pm
Wow, you’re an idiot. We’re not a “Christian Nation” (See this link for details: http://freethought.mbdojo.com/foundingfathers.html), nor is our president gay. Start focusing on the real facts that threaten us, human beings as a whole instead of focusing on the negative aspects of a person (if there are any). It’s hilarious also how Obama is seen as a “terrorist” for waging “illegal wars”. That’s exactly what Bush did when we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan. Where were those WMD’s we were told was there? We took out Sadam and yet we’re still there. Or how about during the whole time Bush was in Office, Cheney still ran Halliburton which was the biggest private security firm hired to help us on this so called “war on terror”? What about the fact that Rick Scott wants to drug test people on welfare? Or how about the fact that our “war on drugs” is failing because corporations like Coca-Cola are allowed to import cocoa leaves right from Columbia? “Christwire”? You should change your URL to “Bullshitwire.org”. Your journalistic skills are as pathetic as the stories you try to push. Maybe I would’ve been convinced (even remotely) if there was any articles, or direct evidence to go hand in hand with you’re saying. But there is none. So it can only make me point and laugh at you. One of the worst articles I’ve ever read. Period. Do your research thoroughly before attempting something like this. You’re putting your idiocy on blast for the world to see. Brilliant!
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5:05 pm
Read the Declaration of Independence. Our forefathers made it clear God granted this nation independence from tyranny and we are a Christian nation, under God.
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5:29 pm
Yet people like you want to install a tyranny to control what the public does, and do keep in mind that this country had it’s first permanent settlers come here in an attempt to get AWAY from RELIGIOUS tyranny.
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2:49 am
Only to practice Christianity. They wanted what became widly known as Protestantism or Lutherism, that is, a break away from the Catholics. There is nothing wrong with that.
America is a Christian nation. We just allow the fake religions to exist because the Bible gives everyone free will. But when death comes, everyone who chose to worship false gods will greatly season Satan’s roast casserole in hell.
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3:20 am
“Only to practice Christianity. They wanted what became widly known as Protestantism or Lutherism, that is, a break away from the Catholics. There is nothing wrong with that.”
I read that as ‘We want a CHRISTIAN tyranny, not a NON-CHRISTIAN tyranny, there’s a huge difference, namely that we’d be at the top and fear from sin while we get to insult and make fun of non-Christians’.
“America is a Christian nation. We just allow the fake religions to exist because the Bible gives everyone free will. But when death comes, everyone who chose to worship false gods will greatly season Satan’s roast casserole in hell.”
America is a nation for ALL kinds of people. You have no proof that your god is the right god and you get pissy whenever someone brings that up.
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3:25 am
I DO NOT SO STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT RIB BRAIN.
As I was saying, it is in the Bible that we get to have everyone have free will but THAT WILL NOT STOP YOU HEATHEN NONBELIEVERS FROM BURNING IN HELL YOU TWIT!
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3:37 am
‘Rib brain’? Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? What, do you think I’m a woman? I know what you’re getting at, I’ve seen your statements towards women, I know you’re a sexist asshole, and you think anyone who doesn’t agree with you is a woman.
Oh, and like I said, you have no proof that Christianity is the right religion. Which is kind of funny, considering how so many religions are pretty much an umbrella corporation.
And just admit that you DO want to install a Christian tyranny already. You want to burn all non-Christian things down to the ground and you will only accept the kind of Christian that you are, a sexist, xenophobic liar who tells people to do what he says, not what he does. Tell people it’s bad to have premarital sex, then fuck your nurses. Tell people it’s bad to murder, then shoot a black man for walking across the street. That’s exactly the kind of person you really are on the inside.
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5:12 pm
Damn George Washington was a Jew Hmmmmmm i need a time traveler how much is ti 30-100 million, hmmmm kinda cheap?
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7:47 pm
WOW! Between this and your article on U2 I’m wondering if you ever considered taking an attempt at fiction instead of pretending to be a journalist.
You present accusations with no proof or facts to back them up to a audience with a skewed perspective in hopes it won’t be picked up on by people who are ACTUALLY informed.
You are a disgusting human being Amber.
If there was a god, he would spite you.
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8:45 pm
So laughable.
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10:58 pm
This website is scary, lol, Christwire, umm ya,, that’s legit news ><
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3:35 am
This website is definitely scary for it is exposing the depths of satan’s influence on the human race to a point where all humanity seems hopeless. I pray that good Christians everywhere heed the warnings contained in this website.
Chris†wire might just be last chance many of you sinners have at redempshun and I’d really be heartbroken to look down at all of you sinners writhing in a lake of fire with the devil’s phallic pitchfork invading all your orifi.
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1:16 am
LOL
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1:40 am
WOW This author has penned three stories for this site. None of which have any supporting articles that back what she has written. ” All was chaos and there is still no official report of how many people were trampled and sodomized after the riot.” written in the original U2 article she referenced. ((((click on her picture)))))I JUST HOPE THEY DON’T PAY HER FOR THIS STUFF. It’s embarrasing to her to write it . I hope she is not a career journalist. . . GLEN BECK AND AN COULTERS ADVERTISING SUPPORTS THIS SITE. SOMEONE SHOULD CALL THEM OUT ON THIS.
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1:53 am
Hahahaha, laughed so hard. Title should be Illiterate inbreed slut tries to write article about Obama from rumors heard at the trailer park raccoon BBQ. Honestly learn to write. Maybe Obama will let Obama make a gay sex video for your enjoyment.
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2:03 am
Okay this is a satire site . . This girl has no facebook page. . no links to anything. . . The only thing is that the mission page . . . . Langleycc.org is a real site . . I have to read more. Of it to determine if it is satire too. .. . .
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2:58 am
are you people seriously this retard that you can not see that this website is satirical? do you really think a christian website is going to be selling women t-shirts that say “milk sacs”, “I’m A Homogay” or “Ecstasy Induced Wizard” on them?
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5:13 am
600+ facebook likes???
I need her publicist!!!
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7:34 am
What drugs were you on when you wrote this and can I come do some with you, you’re cute.
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7:56 am
This article is so ridiculous, I question whether it’s even real. Obama having sex with Osama Bin Laden….come on. These fanatical factless positions are why people with an average intellect or above cannot relate to religion. Religion is quickly phasing itself out because of extreme positions like this. Any person of average intellect cannot relate with these positions. Religion itself can be a very positive thing, but these types of people are akin to the extremists fuel the fears of Americans.
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1:29 pm
Ther are pictures of Obama and Osama having a homosexual tryst. There is even a video about all of it if you search their Christwire youtube channel.
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5:23 pm
There is also a program called Photoshop.
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8:51 am
That just made my day! Absolutely hilarious!
Is this the new Onion?
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11:12 am
sooooo your saying obama and osama were gay lovers… riiiiiiiight, christ is a hell of a drug
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12:23 pm
This is considered slander. As their is no proof of the accusations.
This is heresay. Nothing more.
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5:13 pm
Read the god damned story you fuckhead, that is all the proof you need.
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5:22 pm
No L.N. I hate to break it to you, but Ol’ Wow up there has a point. Simply stating that something is true, and siting no sources, does not make it true. And making bold character damaging accusations sans proof is slander.
I suggest Christwire claims this piece as satire of extreme-right journalism should any lawsuits deservedly arise.
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6:13 pm
Xenu, enough, stop going around acting like me.
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5:17 pm
My 5 reasons for loving this piece
1. This piece stated its points far more eloquently than a good portion of the articles in my high school paper, now sadly out of print.
2. Finally some one understands that stating something “most loudly” totally makes it true, also loud.
3. I love the phrase “Obama was allowed for 2 years, by Obama.” It indicates that either the writer or the editing staff, or both, were allowed to relax by the higher staff. I never was allowed to sleep on the job. You guys have it great.
4.I love the Government sponsored cell phone banner ad you guy have. Way to stand by your principals. Also the e-cigarette ad is really classy.
5. The idea of Osama and Obama involved in a “homosexual call boy tryst” tickles me so.
Bonus number 6. Crack addict terrorists wrestling grizzlies would make for an awesome reality show. Get on that Fox.
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5:58 pm
Wow – I thought this article was from The Onion……
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6:10 pm
what is it with you people and onions?
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12:08 pm
lmao
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