• Germans Smited for Scheibe Porn

    June 2, 2011 1:49 am 4 comments

    Recently Christwire author Jack Gould wrote about the dangers of “German Scheiße Porn, Germany’s Raunchy Answer to Japanese Anime”. Revealing that Germany has tried to outdo Japan’s anime which is animated porn, with their own animated porn to lure Europe’s youth further down the hole of filth.

    Now God strikes back! Upset that the neo-nazi’s have blighted his creation he has blighted their intestinal tracts with copious amounts of enterohaemorrhagic E.coli.

    Still upset with what they did to his people in the 1940′s, he has stricken more than 1,500 people in nine nations in Europe but mostly in Germany. The death toll in Germany has risen to 16.

    The outbreak’s source is not yet known, but keen eyed Christwire readers suspect divine punishment. But like Germany of old they are unwilling to take blame for theirselves. They are blaming others, much as they did with Jews in the 30′s and 50′s; luckily this time it’s only Spanish produce.

    At press time there was no confirmation whether they had created giant Spanish produce concentration camps, yet. But, Spain’s fruit and vegetable exporters estimate they have lost more than $290 million since the outbreak emerged.

    “The outbreak is limited geographically to an area surrounding the city of Hamburg,” European Commissioner for Health and Consumer Policy, John Dalli told reporters.

    We can only assume Hamburg must be the center of the Schibe porn.

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