Two words: SLIPPERY SLOPE. That’s right people, we Christians have fought against Gay Marriage from Day One, knowing it would lead to things like bestiality, pedophilia and anarchy.
Well, Welcome to New York!!! New York City was a wonderful place when Mayor Giuliani was there and cleaned up Times Square and sent the homogays packing over to Hoboken. Now, however, They legalized Gay marriage and Hell has come to Earth!!!
Last night A great Christian man named Glenn Beck and his family were physically assaulted and almost lynched by a roaming gang of homogays while they innocently tried to watch an Alfred Hitchcock movie in the park.
Witnesses say that one homogay threw a glass of wine at Mr. Beck’s wife, while 3 others tried to tempt his daughter into their van with candy to turn her into a homogay agenda warrior.
Mr. Beck valiantly fought back against these evil forces and showed everyone there that Christians still run this country.
The family watched the entire movie and then left with no further incidents after Mr. Beck had tied 4 homogays to a tree with the rope they were trying to lynch him with.
God Bless America and God Bless Glenn Beck!!!