Glenn Beck and Family Almost Lynched by Homogays in New York Park
Two words: SLIPPERY SLOPE. That’s right people, we Christians have fought against Gay Marriage from Day One, knowing it would lead to things like bestiality, pedophilia and anarchy.
Well, Welcome to New York!!! New York City was a wonderful place when Mayor Giuliani was there and cleaned up Times Square and sent the homogays packing over to Hoboken. Now, however, They legalized Gay marriage and Hell has come to Earth!!!
Last night A great Christian man named Glenn Beck and his family were physically assaulted and almost lynched by a roaming gang of homogays while they innocently tried to watch an Alfred Hitchcock movie in the park.
Witnesses say that one homogay threw a glass of wine at Mr. Beck’s wife, while 3 others tried to tempt his daughter into their van with candy to turn her into a homogay agenda warrior.
Mr. Beck valiantly fought back against these evil forces and showed everyone there that Christians still run this country.
The family watched the entire movie and then left with no further incidents after Mr. Beck had tied 4 homogays to a tree with the rope they were trying to lynch him with.
God Bless America and God Bless Glenn Beck!!!
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
11:58 am
This is terrible affront on the dignity of a Christ-like man.
Why would these evil homo-Nazis make this man cry?
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3:01 pm
two words: Matthew Shepard
Is that what you mean by fighting gay marriage from day one?
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4:17 pm
Are you serious? This is the report you print of the incident? He was the one who came up with the lynching quip off the cuff as a thought going on in his head NOT something that happened or was threatened to him by anyone there. NOR is there ANY proof at all that a gay or homosexual was involved at all in the altercation. More likely, New York City residences have not taken lightly the disparaging remarks he’s made about them and their beloved city and decided to spew the venom back at him in person to see how hurt his feelings were at being accused of something he doesn’t believe he is (a lying, foul mouthed, hatemonger who is driven by money and not by ideology or knowledge). He probably kicked the glass on his wife in a misogynistic act since according to the Bible husbands own their wives like property and we know what a to-the-letter bible-thumper he really is, as I’m sure you’d love to read as liberal-progressive drivel misunderstanding your dear religion’s central message… Try NOT breaking the commandments (thou shalt not lie) when you report a story and then maybe we can have a discussion about the merits of the rest of your beliefs.
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4:31 pm
Since when did Christians become liars? SHAME ON YOU!!!!
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6:05 pm
Bruce,
Terrific article. Slippery slope indeed.
Its sad do see how much hate and intolerance these gays have in their life.
Then they spread the aids too.
Truly a shameful people.
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10:48 pm
Really? Gays spread AIDS? It doesn’t matter what sexual preference you have, if you have AIDS, it will spread. Also, you seem to be the one who is hateful and intolerant. Just saying.
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8:16 pm
Despite the fact he’s a Mormon and not a Christian, I still respect Glenn.
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8:38 pm
Great Journalism Bruce, I hope to see more of your work soon! Good work on keeping the wife in the house where she belongs.
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10:51 pm
Mormons are Christians. I know 2 Mormons. They are both smoking hot, intelligent, and really, really, nice.
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8:30 pm
I think anyone that has a pantry stocked to feed the family for seven years deserves more respect than this. Pity people are so hateful.
Great piece, Bruce. You inspire me.
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